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00:00Welcome to Xtreme Championship Wrestling!
00:25We are back in Poughkeepsie, New York!
00:37I'm Joey Stiles!
00:46And well, well, well, often imitated, never duplicated, she'll think she's constipated when she's being penetrated!
01:05And I know they'll probably bleep penetrated, but I don't care!
01:11Cause I'm the quintessential stud muffin, Joel, the sexual sensation, busting nuts across the nation!
01:27I did this one chick with a remote control and made her blink to change the station!
01:36I did this one!
01:46I did this one!
01:51I did this one!
02:01I did this one!
02:06I did this one!
02:11I did this one!
02:23I did this one!
02:28I did this one!
02:33I did this one!
02:51Don't worry, week after week, it seems that you are at the center of controversy, including and especially the Heatwave 2000 pay-per-view!
03:01What do you have to say for yourself?
03:05Joey!
03:06I don't care about all those things!
03:08I just want to hear about me!
03:11And you talk about how beautiful I am!
03:14Get out of here, Stiles!
03:16I'll tell her all this!
03:17Dawn, you look great!
03:19As a matter of fact, you look finger-lickin' good!
03:22Am I...finger-lickin' good?
03:32Dawn, I was wondering, have you seen Shaft?
03:35Because if not, we could go in the back, I could show you mine!
03:39We interrupt this edition of Extreme Championship Wrestling with late breaking news.
03:46After suffering a brutal beating at the hands of Jerry Lynn in Los Angeles, California,
03:53at the Heatwave 2000 pay-per-view last Sunday night, Steve Carino has placed a bounty on the head of Jerry Lynn!
04:03And the Baldies are looking to collect more details tonight on ECW!
04:11Tonight, on the Friday Night Thrill Zone, Balls Mahoney, one-on-one against Rob Van Damme!
04:28And Yoshihiro Kajiri gets a shot at the World Heavyweight title at Just Incredible!
04:37Cyrus and the Cyclorch have booked this match of decree that Jerry Lynn, and a partner of his choosing,
04:54must face the Baldies or very public in the fact that they want to collect the bounty
04:59pulled on the head of Jerry Lynn by Steve Carino.
05:02However, Cyrus has made it clear that any member of the ECW law rule
05:07that sides with Jerry Lin against the Network will face the full wrath of Cyrus and the Network.
05:16And he promises, he guarantees, they will be laid out.
05:23Here comes the new effort, Joe Jerry Lin, who made a bloody mess of Steve Carino and ECW Heat Wave 2000.
05:31Live on Pay Per View in Los Angeles, Jerry Lin committed acts so fetish against Steve Carino
05:40that if I hadn't seen it myself and somebody else told me about it,
05:44I wouldn't believe that Jerry Lin was king of such acts.
05:48He literally flooded the ring with Carino's blood, and now the movies are bugging Jerry Lin,
05:54looking to collect all the bounty put on Lin's head by Steve Carino.
06:00We found out recently that Jerry Lin was not selling out to the Network,
06:05that he was with ECW.
06:07Jerry Lin proved in the Pay Per View that he is not an instrument of Cyrus' motivation.
06:13He goes by his own motivation.
06:16Whatever the hell was motivating him in Heat Live 2000 against Steve Carino,
06:22I'd serve him well tonight against the Baldi.
06:25And it looks like Jerry Lin couldn't find a partner who would stand up to him against the Network.
06:35And that couldn't be.
06:40Oh, yes, he did.
06:42It's the Innovator of Wild, it's Tommy Dreamer,
06:51who is accompanied to the ring by the Female Fighting Feet Off Chance.
06:56DeVito going to the outside.
07:02Closed by Angel on the outside as well.
07:05Bobby Dreamer now with Angel close him up against the steel cord wheel.
07:14And thanks to Jerry Lin, DeVito hits the steel as well.
07:19Dreamer now with both bullies on the outside.
07:23Jerry Lin on the top turn muscle.
07:25Incoming!
07:27Welcome back to Extreme Championship Wrestling.
07:37We are in McKinsey, New York.
07:39Tommy Dreamer and Jerry Lin taking on the Baldis.
07:43The Baldis looking to collect the bounty placed on Jerry Lin's head by Steve Carino,
07:50cooking it up with plenty by Lin at the Heat Wave 2000 a preview.
07:59At Heat Wave 2000, Justin Cremble just barely squeaked by Tommy Dreamer in the stairway to hell match.
08:06Justin Cremble will defend the World Heavyweight title against Yoshihara Tichiri tonight.
08:17Tommy Dreamer now with the trash can at the upper level.
08:19Down goes DeVito.
08:24Don't you think that that's the first time that DeVito's been hit with a trash can?
08:30Have you ever spent even five minutes on water road in the Bronx?
08:34No, I haven't.
08:35That's probably because you don't last two and a half.
08:38All four combatants now up top of the house and city center here in McKinsey.
08:45And they're fighting their way back down.
08:50Dreamer strangling Angel with his own t-shirt.
08:56Nice right hand by Tommy Dreamer and down goes Angel.
09:03Tommy Dreamer now stalking.
09:07Stalking Angel of the Maldives.
09:10It's a wild scene here in Poughkeepsie New York as Dreamer stood up to the network and defied.
09:25Cyrus' decree that if anyone stood side by side with Jerry Lynn, they would face the wrath of the network.
09:36Dreamer has chosen to join this war with winning against the Maldives.
09:40And what a gutsy move by Tommy Dreamer, openly defying Cyrus and the network knowing that there may indeed be a heavy price to pay for that action.
09:53That would slow Angel down.
10:06That would slow any man down.
10:11Dreamer still got that hammer.
10:14He missed and went shoulder first into the ring, posting Tommy Dreamer.
10:23Jazz shouting encouragement to Dreamer.
10:26She's at ringside.
10:30Angel now full head of steam.
10:38Misses and gets caught.
10:40Angel just tied himself to the tree of five.
10:44And Dreamer follows up the bell shot in most unorthodox fashion.
10:50As if that bell shot even needed to be followed up.
10:54Not only is Angel gonna have trouble winning this match,
10:58he might have trouble with his family plans after this.
11:02Steel chair now pressed up against the face of Angel.
11:10And Tommy Dreamer drives it home.
11:17Tommy Dreamer sending a message to Cyrus and the network.
11:21And a half-conscious Angel thrown to the outside.
11:35Tommy Dreamer hits the steel guard ring.
11:41Angel now opening up with those left pins at ringside.
11:45Champion leading to DeVito back.
11:47Weaver gets right into the guard ring.
11:49Angel giving Dreamer a dose of his own medicine.
11:55Tommy Dreamer now thrown back in by Angel.
12:01Tovito now picking up those protective backs that are mandated by the New York State Athletic Commission.
12:07Angel tries to nail the home behind the back of Tommy Dreamer.
12:13He's gonna slam on the innovator of violence.
12:17There's a fist between the eyes.
12:19And you know, DeVito and Angel, they know the New York State Athletic Commission well.
12:23I think they run small office supplies for the head.
12:25Dreamer now in a bad way.
12:27Angel kicking away at the ribs.
12:29And a busted open.
12:45Tony DeVito has left Jerry Lynn face down with a hard pull here at the mid-ups in Silicon City.
12:51And now Dreamer just really hanging on.
12:59And DeVito going to beat the ring through him too.
13:03The Bullies obviously aren't just trying to put Dreamer down.
13:07They're trying to take him out.
13:09The Bullies are from silence.
13:11Here's the snap check on Tommy Dreamer.
13:15It looks like now that table is going to come into play.
13:25DeVito sitting at the table at ringside.
13:29DeVito now halves of the way up Tommy Dreamer.
13:33Jerry Lynn is still down at ringside.
13:43And Jez, Jez underneath Angel.
13:47Power bombs him off of the ropes.
13:49Jez just saved Tommy Dreamer.
13:52Every once in a while, you gotta love a woman that's gonna wanna take charge.
13:57The Bullies.
13:59The Bullies.
14:01Jazz hammering Angel on the outside.
14:05Tommy Dreamer puts Angel to the table with the Pestado.
14:11DeVito! DeVito! DeVito! DeVito! DeVito! DeVito! DeVito!
14:17DeVito! DeVito! DeVito!
14:19But how much damage did Dreamer do to himself to Rossitz?
14:23You've got nuts!
14:25DeVito! DeVito! DeVito!
14:25The Bullies! Yez!
14:26Jerry Lynn now back in the ring apparently busted off this well!
14:32DeVito has no straight left hands.
14:48Divino now hooking Jerry Linn.
14:52He's got Jerry Linn up.
14:55Jerry Linn wriggles free.
14:57Front kick.
15:02There's the cradle pile driver.
15:04Lateral press.
15:05Look at the leg.
15:07Screamer and Linn win it.
15:09Screamer and Linn win it.
15:13Screamer and Linn win it.
15:16Screamer and Linn just suck it up.
15:18No, it's the network.
15:20It's Carino, Scottie, Anton, and Jack.
15:23Makes me just ever change.
15:26A pair of DDT's on Dreamer and Linn.
15:36And now Anton and Carino are mocking Tommy,
15:40Dreamer, and Jerry Linn in the Claptrap.
15:43And Jazz is being made to watch by Jack Victory.
15:47Jack Victory just attempted to give Jazz the clap.
15:51Oh, that's what he does.
15:53Steve Carino might be looking to collect his own bounty.
16:01Here's the OneWrestling.com replay.
16:03Jerry Linn with the cradle piles by Ron Domino.
16:06Screamer and Linn get the win.
16:08And then the network attacks.
16:10The U.S. male Scotty Anton in the team.
16:14Old school Steve Carino.
16:16With the pair of DDT's on Dreamer and Linn.
16:18Locking down to the Claptrap.
16:20The RBC!
16:21The RBC!
16:22The RBC!
16:23The RBC!
16:24The RBC!
16:25For over a year, Simon has had a problem.
16:30Finally, the solution to the problem has arrived.
16:36Now, I told you and I told you, if you want to know about tag team wrestling, you follow the actions of an Anderson.
16:48Hey, he's in Anderson.
16:51Well, I'm Swinger, and I'm from Atlanta.
16:55Hey!
16:56Nobody cares where you're from.
16:59It matters what you accomplish.
17:05You see?
17:07Now that's how you solve a problem.
17:41You're trying to save your own life.
17:44Just Incredible just barely survived the war in the stairway to hell match against
17:50Tommy Twimber and he played 2000.
17:53But rather than rest on his past accomplishments,
17:56Just Incredible is accepting new challenges.
18:00And what a challenge he faces tonight in Yoshihiro Titsis.
18:04This match is for the MCW World Heavyweight Champion.
18:10Here comes the challenger, the Japanese buzzsaw.
18:15He knows that defending the World Heavyweight title is taking a physical toll on Just Incredible.
18:22And tonight, he will look to exploit that fact.
18:26Tonight, Yoshihiro Tajiri, who has been on a roll, looks to win the HCW World Heavyweight title.
18:32We're in Poughkeepsie, New York, and the World Heavyweight title is on the line.
18:41Tajiri challenging Just Incredible.
18:43Through the legs of the World Heavyweight Champion goes Tajiri.
18:46Hammerlock steps through, takes Just Incredible over.
18:50He's stretching the World Heavyweight Champion.
18:52In comes Francine with the Singapore Cane.
18:55Tajiri's got Francine.
18:56And surprisingly, he's doing exactly what I would do.
19:02Just Incredible charges.
19:04Takes a kick right in the face.
19:09And down goes the World Heavyweight Champion.
19:11Pair of boots between the eyes.
19:14You brought up a good point earlier.
19:16Heavy hangs the head that wears the crown.
19:19But even heavier hangs the head that wears Yoshihiro Tajiri's footprints.
19:27Just Incredible now.
19:29Upside down, hooking, kick to the back of the head.
19:33And then Just Incredible hits the steel cord rail.
19:36Tajiri to the outside, chasing away the Queen of Extreme, Francine,
19:40who right now is running for her life.
19:43He's not chasing her away.
19:45He wants another kiss.
19:46Just Incredible capitalizes on the distractions created by Francine.
19:55Just Incredible standing over the challenger,
19:58Yoshihiro Tajiri talking track.
20:03What a kick right to the face.
20:06And apparently Tajiri knows at least a couple of English words of his own.
20:11First, the words we can't air on television.
20:14Or even on TNN for that matter.
20:16Francine hooks the leg.
20:18And there's the super kick from Just Incredible.
20:23Just Incredible now calling for an assist for Francine in the form of a steel chair.
20:28He gets it.
20:33Just Incredible, the World Heavyweight Champion now setting up that chair in the center of the ring.
20:38That does not go well for the challenger, Yoshihiro Tajiri.
20:42Face first into the chair.
20:44He's also the world's luckiest man.
20:46Whatever he asks for from Francine, he gets.
20:51Francine got a little more than she bargained for it.
20:54Heat Wave 2000.
20:55We saw a little more Francine than we ever thought we would.
20:59Just Incredible has defeated Tommy Dreamer.
21:04He's defeated Lance Storm.
21:06He beat Raven.
21:06He's defeated Mikey Whipwreck.
21:09He beat Jerry Lynn.
21:11And he's beat the Sandman.
21:13All in the name of defending the ECW World Heavyweight title.
21:18When it comes to professional wrestling, Just Incredible is the impact player.
21:25He is the ECW World Heavyweight Champion.
21:29Champion and challenger exchange.
21:31Oh my God.
21:35Home run.
21:36You can kiss that one goodbye over the wall.
21:41What a kick to Just Incredible's forehead.
21:44The champion's neck snaps back and in desperation all the World Heavyweight Champion could do
21:51was hit the challenger Yoshihiro Tajiri with the low blow.
21:55Only a champion could have that much presence of mind to give Yoshihiro Tajiri that low blow.
22:02He should be unconscious right now.
22:04The World Heavyweight Champion, Just Incredible, trying to keep Tajiri down.
22:08Tajiri back up to his feet.
22:11Tajiri figures now is the time.
22:13Now is the time to attack the champion.
22:16Time is up the edge.
22:18Tajiri, of course, he's back on his feet.
22:21He's got to be on his feet so he can use his feet.
22:26Purnan Conrana, Tajiri takes over the World Heavyweight Champion.
22:30Francine with that cane.
22:34Swinging DDT by the World Heavyweight Champion.
22:37Will it be enough?
22:38Go.
22:40Tajiri kicks out.
22:41Just Incredible, still showing the effects of that kick to the head.
22:49Reversal.
22:50Spinning heel kick by the challenger.
22:57Tajiri now to the outside.
22:59Ascending the turnbuckle.
23:01Francine hooks his foot, pulls him down, and Tajiri going after Francine once again.
23:08Francine trying to escape under the ring.
23:10Tajiri went under after her.
23:16Tajiri's got Francine.
23:17Tajiri has got hold of Francine, and he's dragging her into the ring.
23:22Just Incredible now, coaching the aid of Francine's front kick.
23:31He's going for that.
23:32It's incredible.
23:33The Tombstone Piledriver.
23:35Tajiri kicks his feet.
23:36Reversal.
23:38Francine blinded by the Green Vets.
23:41Tombstone Piledriver.
23:42The World Heavyweight Champion gets planted with his own move.
23:48This is Tajiri's time.
23:50If he wants to be the champion, he needs to go for the cover right now.
23:58And instead, Tajiri turns his attention to the Queen of Extreme.
24:03He drives the cannon to her midsection, does Tajiri.
24:09He is as ruthless as the World Heavyweight Champion.
24:14Tajiri strangling France.
24:17What a kick to the quadricep for the World Heavyweight Champion.
24:21Francine has been blinded and strangled.
24:26His spring elbow finds the mark.
24:28Can Tajiri put away the World Heavyweight Champion?
24:35Good night!
24:36Tajiri now goes to the outside.
24:47Tajiri going underneath the ring for a table.
24:50Tajiri is looking to play.
24:58Put away the World Heavyweight Champion, Justin Credible.
25:04Justin Credible came into this match with a game player.
25:08You know he did.
25:09But he must have had it kicked out of his skull by now.
25:13And if he has, Tajiri is looking to rattle it right out of his head through this table.
25:19Not to mention, you can bet Justin Credible's game plan did not include Francine being blinded and strangled.
25:26And Tajiri's not finished with her yet.
25:28And Tajiri's not finished with her yet.
25:29What a kick.
25:34Francine goes down and hard.
25:37Tajiri now stomping away on Francine.
25:39This is the worst beating we've seen the champion and his manager take, perhaps ever.
25:46And Tajiri doesn't need to go after Francine.
25:50She's not a factor anymore.
25:51It's just that killer mentality, that sadistic mindset.
25:56Justin Credible now comes to the aid of Francine.
26:00Raining down right, hands on Tajiri on the turnbuckle.
26:05Justin Credible shoved off.
26:07What leap for him?
26:07He did not go through the table.
26:10Tajiri leaps.
26:11Hits the missile dropkick.
26:13Lateral press.
26:14We were a half a count away from crowning Yosihiro Tajiri, the new World Heavyweight Champion.
26:21And Justin Credible gets caned right on top of his skull.
26:27Just Incredible is being brutalized by the Japanese Thussaur.
26:35The World Heavyweight Champion is laid out on the table.
26:41He may have caned in Justin Credible's start-up.
26:50How in the world did Justin Credible kick out?
26:54A champion's instinct, a force of habit.
26:58Call it what you will, but it's the mindset of a man who knows he's at the top and has nothing more to win
27:05but everything to lose and all his dreams could have been shattered if that two count would have become three.
27:14And the World Heavyweight Champion, Justin Credible grows weaker.
27:18The challenger Tajiri grows stronger.
27:21Tajiri hooks Justin Credible.
27:22He was going for the tornado DDT.
27:25Justin Credible countered.
27:26Hooked again.
27:28Countered once again.
27:30Tajiri rolls him up.
27:32We were a couple of inches away from seeing the coronation of a new World Heavyweight Champion.
27:42Tajiri senses that now is the time.
27:46Full head of steam, no.
27:49He went for the moonsault, pressing out, caught Justin Credible with Tajiri up.
27:54That's incredible.
27:55Tombstone Piledriver.
27:57And just like that, Justin Credible barely, just barely retained the ECW World Heavyweight twice.
28:09The hardcore chair swinging freak, Paul Mahoney, is here at the Mid-Hunson Civic.
28:27Center in Poughkeepsie, New York.
28:31I'll give that girl her money's worth.
28:35Paul Mahoney set to do battle with Mr. A-per-view Rob Van Dam.
28:43You think we'll see the Van Terminator?
28:45It is quite possible that tonight, we could see the network television premiere of the Van Terminator.
28:55The U.S. male Scotty Edgton had a very up-close and personal look at the Van Terminator in Gameway 2000.
29:05Unfortunately for him, he doesn't remember too much after that.
29:12There's one man in the building that I can assure you doesn't want to see the Van Terminator tonight, and that's Paul Mahoney.
29:20The fans here at the Mid-Hunson Civic Center in Poughkeepsie, New York, on their feet for Mr. BPD, RVD.
29:31Good evening.
29:42At Heat Wave 2000 in Los Angeles, California, Rob Van Dam got a measure of revenge against his former best friend,
29:53the U.S. male Scotty Edgton, who summed off to the network and ended Rob Van Dam's two-year undefeated streak.
30:03And he crossed Van Dam's A-per-view matchup against Jerry Lynn, back and hard for heaven.
30:09And did he ever finish the statement he made in L.A. with an exclamation point?
30:14That exclamation point beat the Van Terminator!
30:17Look at the reaction of these fans from Rob Van Dam!
30:37He's got to take one final break when he comes back.
30:41Paul Mahoney, one-on-one, against Rob Van Dam!
30:45There's the battle.
30:52Rob Van Dam ties up with a hardcore chair-swinging freak, Paul Mahoney.
30:57Mahoney has dropped 60 pounds.
31:00He's down from 365 to 305.
31:04And hopefully that will give Paul Mahoney some extra quickness to combat Rob Van Dam,
31:09who is as quick as they come.
31:11Rob Van Dam lands on his feet, standing dropkick, nicely done.
31:18While Paul Mahoney is dropping pounds, his opponents are losing IQ points when they get hit with his steel chair.
31:26What a right hand by Paul Mahoney, right on the point of the jaw of Rob Van Dam.
31:38A lot of steam now by Mahoney.
31:41Spinning heel, kick misses, Van Dam pulls down the top rope.
31:45Mahoney lands on his feet, but smacked his hip on the ring apron.
31:49Mahoney had better be leery of Mr. Bill Alfonso.
31:55Baseball slide, Mahoney hits the steel court ramp.
31:59Keep your eye on Rob Van Dam!
32:06Rob Van Dam with the summertime time up to Paul's Mahoney!
32:10With this being an election year, I think it's appropriate to point out that in a recent poll,
32:17it was discovered that the mere existence of Paul's Mahoney has Democrats in fear,
32:24Republicans in shock, and social Darwinists completely perplexed.
32:29Rob Van Dam now goes to the outside and walks right into another Paul's Mahoney right hand,
32:37and then takes a cold one to the top of the head.
32:40A cold one in Mahoney's fist, that is.
32:43Mahoney now biting away on Rob Van Dam.
32:46Paul's Mahoney came to fight!
32:49Man Dam hangs on and drives his forearm into the cheat mode of Paul's Mahoney.
32:58Man Dam hits the steel court rail and hard, and again, Mahoney smashes him right in the face.
33:10Rob Van Dam has got to get this matchup back in the ring.
33:14Van Dam now, great balance, right from Luke's all pressed on the steel court rail,
33:18gets caught, driven into the ring post, and dunked into the first row.
33:24Paul's Mahoney is quite popular with the fans in his own right.
33:28But he will do anything it takes to win.
33:33And win against Rob Van Dam.
33:37Mahoney now steel chair in hand, stalking Mr. Pay-Per-View.
33:43Who wisely is trying to elude Paul's Mahoney.
33:48Fan Dam in a steel chair, moving it to the face of Paul's Mahoney.
33:52Rob Van Dam dunked him on the fans, and caught Mahoney by surprise.
34:00It would serve Van Dam well to get this matchup back in the ring.
34:04He cannot brawl with Paul's Mahoney.
34:07As adept as Rob Van Dam is, with his fists and with his feet,
34:12no human being wants to brawl with Paul's Mahoney.
34:18Van Dam now back in the ring.
34:23Paul's Mahoney trying to shake out the cobwebs,
34:27slowly making his way back to the ring.
34:29He has been busted wide open by that Van Daminator.
34:33Mahoney rolls back in.
34:41Courtscrew Lake drop connects.
34:44That will press two.
34:46Two and a half only, says referee John Finnegan.
34:52Bill Alfonso still looking about at one side.
34:57And the kick straight to the head.
35:00And a straight right hand as well.
35:06Paul's Mahoney set for the ride.
35:08Watch the close line.
35:10Takes Van Dam, pretty pretty good.
35:13Kick out.
35:16Front kick caught.
35:19Van Dam with a spinning club kick.
35:21Both feet in the face of Paul's Mahoney.
35:23Paul's Mahoney, a former World Tag Team trooper.
35:27He would love nothing more than to gain the kind of momentum
35:34that you can only gain by beating Rob Van Dam on television
35:39in the main event on the Friday Night Prince.
35:44Van Dam kicking away, and Paul's Mahoney says,
35:46bring it on.
35:47More.
35:50Reversal by Paul's Mahoney.
35:51And there's the ball breaker on Rob Van Dam.
35:56Two.
35:57No.
35:58But when he couldn't get any of this 305 pounds of body weight
36:01across the torso of Rob Van Dam.
36:04Van Dam kicks out.
36:07A hardcore chair slinging freak now going to the outside.
36:11Ascending the turnbuckles.
36:13He's quite agile for a 300-plus pounder.
36:16This is the New Jersey champ.
36:21There's the champ Alfonso.
36:23And another Van Dam.
36:26Did you hear the steel bounce off Mahoney's bloody skull?
36:32You can bet Mahoney is hearing it inside of his skull right now.
36:37Rob Van Dam must follow up.
36:40He looks a little disoriented.
36:42Who can blame him?
36:43Van Dam now up top showing great agility.
36:49Could this be the five-star front splash?
36:53Yes, it is.
36:56But Van Dam's sporting as well.
37:00But Rob Van Dam and Paul's Mahoney now down on the canvas.
37:04And Alfonso says, that's all.
37:06No, Mahoney takes Van Dam over.
37:08Rob Van Dam.
37:09Paul's Mahoney was an inch away from hitting Rob Van Dam.
37:13And Van Dam out of nowhere.
37:14After the five-star front splash, Mahoney hooks Van Dam.
37:19That's a good job.
37:20Gets a two.
37:21Van Dam now both boots in the face.
37:23And Paul's Mahoney.
37:24The steel chair on top of Mahoney.
37:27Mahoney's up.
37:28Mahoney's up.
37:29Van Dam caught and rocked.
37:31Uppercut by Mahoney driving four fingers into the larynx of Rob Van Dam.
37:42What in the hell is Paul's Mahoney doing?
37:49Oh, no.
37:50Oh, no.
37:50He couldn't.
37:51Oh, my God.
37:54The cracker sweep from the top.
37:57The cracker sweep from the top turn pocket.
38:01Van Dam intended to come off that top rope, but not like that.
38:05All in heaven, they did Rob Van Dam kick out of that.
38:19Paul's Mahoney may be on his way to the biggest victory of his entire career.
38:25And that may be all for Mr. PPV, who looks to be dead weight.
38:40He looks absolutely lifeless.
38:42Mahoney may have knocked him out.
38:47I can tell you from past experience that taking that false Mahoney chair shot
38:52will leave your short and long-term memory failing.
38:56Furthermore, I can tell you from past experience
38:59that taking that chair shot will leave your short and long-term memory failing.
39:05You can say that again.
39:07Please don't.
39:09Paul's Mahoney now with the ring bell.
39:14There's a steel chair in between the second and top turnbuckles.
39:18And Paul's Mahoney apparently has finished the ring bell as well.
39:24Oh, my God.
39:25He's going to sandwich Rob Van Dam's skull in between the bell and the chair.
39:37Van Dam with the leg sweep, and Mahoney goes forehead first into the bell and the chair.
39:43Rob Van Dam, in an act of self-preservation,
39:49ducked and swung his foot at Mahoney.
39:53Tripping up the charging 300-plus pounder.
39:58Mahoney is down.
40:00Alfonso puts the steel chair on him.
40:03Tumbling splash.
40:05We have witnessed the war between Paul's Mahoney and Rob Van Dam, lateral crest.
40:19And Paul's Mahoney manages to kick out.
40:24Does Rob Van Dam still have left in him what it takes to deliver the Van Tormenie?
40:30I'm not sure, but we may be about to find out.
40:39Paul's Mahoney is down in the corner.
40:41Bill Alfonso is signaling for the Van Terminator.
40:45The steel chair is in place.
40:47Can Van Dam make the leap?
40:49Can he springboard some 20 feet towards Paul's Mahoney?
40:54It's the entire length of the wrestling ring.
40:57Oh, my God, there it is.
41:03The one, the only, the Van Terminator.
41:08Van Dam just left some three-and-a-half body length.
41:13But does he have anything, anything at all left,
41:18even to cover Paul's Mahoney?
41:21Cover!
41:22Cover!
41:22Cover!
41:23What an unbelievably athletic and brutal matchup
41:38between the hardcore chair-fwing and free-pulled Mahoney
41:42and Mr. A-pervue, Paul Van Dam.
41:46I'm not sure any human can withstand the Van Terminator.
41:53And if it were delivered to Superman,
41:55I'm sure he'd rather be wearing for it tonight, Uncle Sam.
41:58Say goodnight, Joel!
42:00Goodnight, Joel!
42:01I mean, Joey, why do you do that to me?
42:04Only with me, why do you do that to me?
42:05Alright.
42:06Bye-bye.
42:07Bye-bye.
42:09Bye-bye.
42:09Bye-bye.
42:11Bye-bye.
42:15Bye-bye.
42:26Bye-bye.
42:28Bye-bye.
42:30Bye-bye.
42:31Bye-bye.
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