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00:00Insecution today, the game is over.
00:02It's okay, we only messed up three times.
00:04And my congratulations go to...
00:06The good team.
00:08Yes!
00:10Yes!
00:11I feel so vindicated.
00:14Turns out we were pretty fucked, but not all the way.
00:17At the end of the day, Amy really did a good job of pleading her innocence,
00:22and then it became very clear.
00:24This one hurts, squad.
00:25We could have just killed Amy.
00:27I hate to lose, and I especially hate to lose after I've just spent the day sweating and lying.
00:33I do have some information to pass on to you.
00:36First, the good team did win just now because you won with a mayor win.
00:42Yes!
00:43The mayor.
00:45The mayor was confirmed early on by Waleed, the washerwoman.
00:49Damn, I'm sorry.
00:52Wow, that's me.
00:53Let's see, we lost Areca very early.
00:55Voting on everything and eating vegetables.
00:59The Reca was sitting next to the chef.
01:01Next to the chef was our empath, who got zeros most of the game, I believe.
01:05Yes.
01:05And then early on, admitted to the town was our undertaker, who never got any information.
01:10You were seated across next to Allie, the saint.
01:15Marionette.
01:15Who died at night, the saint.
01:18Sorry.
01:20Who was seated next to Becca, your baron, who added two outsiders to the games.
01:27And on your final day, you did have nominated your Sam, who was Alexis.
01:36Yeah.
01:36I'm Alexis Rhiannon, and I've been here the whole time.
01:40Who was seating next to David, who thought he was the investigator, but was the drunk.
01:48I said that so early.
01:49Making Demi the marionette.
01:52No!
01:53No.
01:54I fucking told you guys.
01:55You lost.
01:56I won?
01:56You won.
01:57You can do everything right in life.
02:08You can tell the truth.
02:09You can eat your fucking vegetables.
02:11You can be a good, standing gentleman.
02:12Why are you asking?
02:12Why are you being...
02:14I'm just so confused by what David did.
02:19I threw my flower.
02:20Why are you being so weird?
02:22I asked Alexis privately if I was her marionette, and she said, yes, you are.
02:28And I was like, great, because I want to win, so let's do it.
02:31What?
02:32So that was genius, because we were so...
02:34Why did you ask?
02:35We only lost...
02:36Not we.
02:36You.
02:37Bad people.
02:38Only lost.
02:40Because you messed up big time.
02:42But I knew in my heart.
02:42Why did you ask?
02:43I knew in my heart.
02:44Why did you ask?
02:44No, I knew in my heart that I was a good guy.
02:46Why did you ask her if you were her marionette?
02:48Because I thought that the information I had was correct, right?
02:52And it was.
02:53It was the world in which I was drunk was a world in which you were bad.
02:56And in the world that I'm drunk, I'm one of the outsiders, and I was given false information,
03:02and none of that is correct.
03:03And I think that is the world in which Demi is a bad guy.
03:06I could be the drunk, right?
03:08Or I could be the drunk.
03:09Anybody can be the drunk.
03:10You could be told that you're the marionette by potentially Alexis.
03:12If in game.
03:13Yeah, yes, sir.
03:14Hey, I just want to clarify that on the night that Demi died, Alexis attacked Amy, the mayor.
03:20I bounced that to the marionette.
03:23And then the next night, Alexis actually did target Becca.
03:26There was no mayor bounce on the last night.
03:28That was smart.
03:29That's wild.
03:30Attacked the baron?
03:32Yeah.
03:34Can you confirm that I was a fortune teller?
03:36But I believed I was a fortune teller.
03:38You did believe you were the fortune teller.
03:41So were you giving me false information every time?
03:43Actually, I probably would have made Ali the saint the red herring.
03:46I actually was kind of treating you like you were the fortune teller,
03:49and you never checked Alexis.
03:51So I never actually...
03:53You kept coming after me.
03:54I honestly...
03:55Oh, I gave you false on Ali.
03:56But did you ever check Ali?
03:56No, I was loving his fake information.
03:58I never even told him he was a marionette.
03:59He gave me false on you.
04:00Can I just say, Ali did a wonderful job as my marionette.
04:04Yeah.
04:04But how was I your marionette?
04:06In my heart.
04:07Oh, okay, yeah.
04:08Because Becca took me privately and went,
04:10you are my marionette.
04:11I'm Sam.
04:13But either way, I played it the same the whole time.
04:15Which was a lie?
04:15Yeah, which was a lie.
04:16Why did you lie?
04:17I don't know.
04:18Becca.
04:19Becca.
04:20That's a great lie.
04:21Wow.
04:21I can't believe I wanted a good guy.
04:26Yeah.
04:28So I really was good the whole time.
04:30It wasn't as embarrassing as David's.
04:32Um, I think Teo was spot on.
04:34I think he needed to get me to be successful enough so he can go to SNL with those impressions
04:39so that they would care about that.
04:42And at least it wasn't as bad as all the stuff David was doing.
04:44It turns out I was not the marionette.
04:47I did win the game.
04:49Rock on, good guys.
04:50Obviously, we're going to have a lot to talk about.
04:53What a game.
04:54Incredible job, Chris.
04:55You might have a lot to say as well, but none of it will be about how I messed it up for
05:03my team.
05:04That never happens.
05:05Thanks so much to all of you for being here.
05:08And that's it for Parlor Room, where strategy meets shenanigans.
05:12We'll see you next time.
05:13Woo!
05:14Woo!
05:15Woo!
05:16Thank God.
05:17What?
05:18Oh, God.
05:19I thought this was incredible.
05:23I thought Amy really worked hard for that mayor win.
05:26I think Waleed worked just as hard as the washerwoman, the two of them, like, carried
05:31that confirmation from the beginning all the way to the end.
05:34Why is he picking on me?
05:35What did I do?
05:37What did I do, Chris?
05:38What did I do?
05:39I did win the game.
05:41But I feel a lot of ways about it.
05:45I feel a lot of ways about it.
05:47But I did win the game.
05:49I was actually convinced that David was evil.
05:51He was acting so strange.
05:53And then I remembered at the end, I was like, oh, no, no, wait.
05:55David won the game, despite all of his behavior.
06:00Typical white man.