00:00We're going to move right along to their relationship to time, okay?
00:04So this is currently being filmed in the fall, yeah?
00:07And allegedly it's being released in the spring.
00:09But that does mean we have a six-month gap.
00:12So basically, they're not going to remember.
00:15They're not going to know that this is happening.
00:16It's going to be a miracle if they even call me back.
00:19So they're going to both take a 60% hit here.
00:23So Anna, 87 minus 60.
00:25That's going to be 27.
00:27And then 28 minus 60.
00:29Negative 48.
00:30Wow, look at this brainiac.
00:33You really don't need this calculator.
00:34No.
00:34I think maybe I'm just...
00:35I mean, I don't know.
00:37I think we're defying stereotypes and harms.
00:39I'm not that good at math.
00:41So as a result, we're going to have to play God
00:44because these are bad numbers that we're working with here.
00:46And I think the way that we're going to increase our chances
00:48is if we attach a memory to this situation for my parents.
00:52So I need a volunteer.
00:54Does anyone speak Spanish or have a good Duolingo street?
00:57I can speak Spanish.
00:58Okay, great.
00:58So you're going to just start texting her and just tell her...
01:02Like encouraging her to watch this episode?
01:03Okay, well...
01:05Okay, don't flirt with me because it's working.
01:11That was incredibly gripping.
01:15Okay, while that's going on, you do that.
01:17And then I'm going to need someone to text my dad.
01:19Okay, so Priscilla, just say, hey, I'm Lorena's friend
01:22because he loves helping my friends.
01:23And just be like, I have a question about whatever...
01:26Like my friends will text him random stuff.
01:28And I'm hitting send.
01:29Send them.
01:31Okay, I'm going to wrap things up with their relationship to tech.
01:34All right, so my dad's favorite apps are Google Maps and the weather app.
01:39And he just uses it casually.
01:41However, the greatest thing that's important and relevant to us...
01:44Wait.
01:45My mom respond?
01:45I got a response.
01:46What did you say?
01:47Hi, mamita.
01:48We are filming that episode of the show Smarty Pants.
01:50I wanted to remind you to watch it when it comes out in six months.
01:53Oh, smart.
01:54She reacted, question mark?
01:56Wow.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Okay, so, all right, then we're going to subtract...
02:00We're going to subtract, I think, 10 points.
02:03Yeah.
02:04And, okay, so we're at negative 58.
02:06I feel like that's almost like a subtraction of, like, 50 points.
02:09Okay.
02:09To be like, I'm doing the...
02:11This is the reminder.
02:13And a question mark on the reminder.
02:15This is the message intended to jog your memory.
02:18Yes.
02:19And it's a question mark.
02:20I think, also, that's probably the nicest message I've ever sent her.
02:25So, maybe...
02:26She's probably like, this is clearly not Lorena.
02:27Yeah, you can just be like, bitch, I've told you.
02:30Bitch, I'll take on the...
02:31That straight up say bitch to her?
02:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:33You'll see there.
02:34Yeah, call Lorena's mama bitch.
02:35Could not be my family.
02:37Okay, my family.
02:38Yeah, we're different.
02:39We're kind of fun.
02:41I feel so weird sending this.
02:43So, Oswaldo does love YouTube, which is great.
02:45So, we're going to add 20 points for him.
02:4847.
02:49Yep, thank you, Anna.
02:50Yep.
02:50Oh, cons, though, for him.
02:52This is the home screen of my dad's YouTube page.
02:55And so, if you can't see, this does say E equals MC...
03:00Lorena, she's calling you.
03:02Oh, okay.
03:03Could I answer?
03:04Girl, speak...
03:04Did my friend Paul just write something?
03:06Yes.
03:09Yes, it's...
03:10Yes, it's me.
03:12Yes, it's me.
03:18Yeah, mom, it was me.
03:20Okay, Rick is getting second-hand embarrassment.
03:24Okay, ciao.
03:25Los amo.
03:27Yeah, my mom was like, you would never call me, mamita.
03:30Wow.
03:30Yeah.
03:31She thought, like, a kidnapper...
03:32She was like, you were being so nice.
03:34Wow.
03:35Maybe from a kidnapping.
03:36Yeah, yeah.
03:37He should be responding shortly.
03:39It says red.
03:39He left you on red.
03:41And your mom changed the question mark reaction to, now it's a like.
03:46Okay.
03:47Okay, so, what is...
03:49I think it's going to go up, because I think they're going to remember, this is the day that
03:51they thought you were kidnapped.
03:53Right.
03:53And we're trying to single them.
03:55So, I think this is going to go up.
03:56Okay, so, I'm going to give them both plus 20.
03:59Okay, great.
03:59That's nice.
03:59Okay.
04:0067.
04:01Okay, and then we're...
04:02Negative 28.
04:03Oh, now everyone's great at math.
04:05Okay, you all relax.
04:06It's my job, everyone.
04:07It's my job.
04:08Okay, Nora's relationship to tech.
04:10So, what's cool about this is that she's become way more, like, adventurous with technology.
04:14And so, this is huge for us, because the show, in theory, could tag her, because the show
04:19lives online somewhere.
04:20I don't know.
04:21I'm going to give her plus 30 points for this, I think.
04:24Okay, so, that puts her at negative eight.
04:26Oh, she's at two.
04:27Oswaldo did reply.
04:28I said, I'm on a show called Smarty Pants with your daughter.
04:31You should watch it when it comes out.
04:32And he replied, thanks.
04:34I will.
04:35Oh.
04:35Whoa.
04:36He has huge follow through.
04:37Okay, so, then we give him, what, 40 points for being a cutie pie?
04:40Yes.
04:41Okay.
04:41That's, like, at least a 40.
04:42So, my mom's online presence is sort of like a drunk baby.
04:46Like, for example, this year, she did send her first nude ever.
04:50And the only reason I know is because she accidentally sent it to me.
04:52So, I'm going to subtract her minus one million, because it was the most traumatic thing that
04:58ever happened to me.
04:59Was the photo meant for Oswaldo?
05:00I didn't ask.
05:02All right, so, final percentages.
05:05We have my dad at 107% dance of watching this.
05:09Wow.
05:09And my mother at negative one million.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Well, what a ride this has been.
05:17I would just like to say that ultimately the answer is a 0% chance.
05:21I have to send this to them.
05:22There is no way.
05:23There is no way they're going to figure it out without me, because I have become the parent
05:27and they have become the child.
05:29Yeah.
05:29But I will say, you know, they're exactly who I want to be when I grow up.
05:34I love them to bits.
05:36I'm obsessed with them.
05:37And I hope you guys are, too.
05:38Thank you so much.
05:39Thank you, Loretta.
05:40Oh, my gosh.
