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00:00Hey guys, Kurubama back. I'm Aaron. I'm Calvin. Eric. And we're back with Naruto Shippuden, where last time we fought on a turtle.
00:07Mm-hmm. And then under a turtle. Under the turtle. And then fought the turtle. And fought, and it's, wait, we fought the turtle?
00:13The snake fought the turtle. The snake fought the turtle. The snake ate Yamato and ran away into his snake nose.
00:19Valley Nander. I'm still not over that other form of his.
00:23Oh, crap. And then did he, like, molt again into, like, the more humanoid top hack? Or did he, like, you know?
00:32I think it's, like, a spectrum. Like, whenever he molts, he can choose how much human and how much snake he can be. Just, like...
00:39Jafar. Well, like Jafar, but I was gonna say, like, Orochimaru. Like, sometimes he was fully snake, sometimes he was fully human, sometimes...
00:47Sometimes he was fully torqued.
00:49He's, like, a snake centaur right now.
00:52Snake-tar.
00:53Yeah. Snake-tar.
00:54Snake-tar!
00:56Yeah.
00:57With Chogdor. That's what I'm thinking of.
00:59Oh.
00:59The Burdenator?
01:00The what?
01:02Chogdor the Burdenator?
01:04That's not a thing. I'm talking about the dragon.
01:06Is that a Pokemon?
01:07I'm pretty sure it's a Strong Bad. You remember Strong Bad back in the old internet days?
01:12No.
01:12Yeah.
01:12Chogdor the Burdenator.
01:14What do you mean the dragon? I'm too old.
01:16What's that?
01:16I don't mean the season.
01:17Turtle.
01:24Turtle.
01:27Is he above the clouds?
01:29Is a turtle above the clouds right now?
01:31Lord Tsuchikage is transporting the whole island.
01:34Oh my God.
01:34Is he carrying it?
01:36He has a flying jutsu.
01:39He really means it.
01:41I thought he's weak.
01:42No, he's infirmed.
01:50Looks like we're almost there.
01:52What are you going to do with the turtle on land?
01:54He's a sea turtle.
01:56Between the two of us, we made a promise.
02:00Dude, he's getting his eyes healed.
02:03Yep.
02:04And then putting it to his eyes in.
02:05The next time you use your eyes, the world will be as if it were new.
02:09He's got a store of the replacement movement, right?
02:13I really couldn't care less about this war of yours, you know.
02:16The white snake that slithered by earlier.
02:19Its chakra is Kabuto's.
02:22This is the hideout for sure.
02:23I had my groves explore the area.
02:26Shades out.
02:27Yakuza!
02:29Why is that Zeus?
02:30There was a skeleton in the ground.
02:32I want to go back and look at it.
02:36Look.
02:37All 100 of them.
02:39Roka, prepare to contact headquarters.
02:42There's so many of them.
02:44You still have mastered Talebeast Chakra control.
02:47So you're training our personally patrol.
02:50And when you finish these drills, Talebeast Chakra will feel like it's just an extension of you.
02:55Yeah!
02:57Nice.
02:58Whoa!
02:59Catch them when your Talebeast Chakra!
03:02That's so cool.
03:02Can Art all him about like his...
03:04Tales?
03:05Foxtails?
03:08O-ho-ho-ho-ho!
03:09This man fest like this.
03:11So that they don't fall over!
03:14It's so much fire.
03:18Too much rage.
03:19No, no, that's way too wild.
03:21All right, one more time!
03:25His fingertips.
03:27The Grinch grabbing him.
03:29Yeah.
03:30It reminds me of when Goku was trying to be in Super Saiyan form all the time,
03:33and he accidentally hit Chi-Chi and she went flying.
03:36Chi-Chi, don't worry about that.
03:39Killed her!
03:40The first one's these, but the next isn't so recent.
03:43Great job, Lord B.
03:45This training will buy us plenty of time.
03:48I think he just needs his training anyway.
03:50Yeah, so good.
03:52That's cool.
03:58That's a big ol' wave.
04:04Damn it!
04:06Tell us, what's the situation?
04:08Both the egg and nine tails are safe.
04:10However, we were attacked and the wood-style user who was guarding the nine tails has been captured.
04:15He was taken!
04:16I never could have pictured a third Okage lifting a turtle like that and flying through the air.
04:20You know what I mean?
04:21Yeah, especially not only in one episode.
04:23I think he's a stone!
04:24Yeah.
04:25I think he's a snake!
04:26I think he's a snake!
04:27He's a snake!
04:28He's a snake!
04:29I can't move.
04:30I can't move.
04:31I can't move!
04:32I can't move!
04:33intel from Yamato. Venom. So that's how he's suppressing the wood style. Damn, Kabuto. He studied Hashirama's cells thoroughly. He must know that I cultivated all those zetsu from Hashirama's cells. If he were to use this poison on them, I can't move. I can't even put my own decisions in action like this. At least, at this rate.
04:58We can extract all the intel we want using the combination of my truth serum and your Sharingan. And once we know who exactly we're facing, I can select their worst enemy to send out against them.
05:10Yeah, with his zombies he has, he can probably counter pretty much everybody with the right choice, you know?
05:16If we go by land, we'll pass through the hidden steam and hidden frost. Advise both village's nations to evacuate. Convene the commando unit immediately. Then have them.
05:28the main battle regiment divided up into companies as well. And have them run through their formations.
05:33Shikaku, go and help the intel unit check their chain of communication.
05:37Roger that.
05:38The war's really gonna start to kick off here.
05:41Tsuchikage, these were just completed. Here is yours.
05:45Oh, they're ready, are they?
05:48Take it.
05:49Mmm.
05:50Shinobi.
05:51Cool.
05:52That is cool.
05:53So they still have the colors, but they have the new symbol.
05:56Yeah.
05:57Cool.
05:58I like that.
05:59I'm Konkuro of the sand, and I've been named captain of the commando unit.
06:03Provisions all accounted for.
06:05Oink!
06:10Who was in charge of the livestock?
06:12I've been ordered to lead the logistics and medical unit.
06:15My name's Shizune.
06:16This child is not for eating.
06:18Alright.
06:19They are not for eating.
06:20I love the different colored headbands.
06:21Maoba.
06:22Boy, you sure have had a rough time out there.
06:23It's just...
06:24Yamato.
06:25Put it out of your mind for now.
06:26So this is it.
06:27You said that your name was Si, right?
06:28And this is your very first war, isn't it?
06:29Yes.
06:30We are the eyes of the allied shinobi forces.
06:33Sublim's forces are satisfying.
06:48The first company, mid-range battle unit contains shinobi who excel at mid-distance combat.
06:52The second company, close range battle unit, specializes in hand-to-hand combat.
06:56Nice.
07:16Nice.
07:17special unit well i can't say for sure that they thought of everything but considering that 80 000
07:23shinobi have all been organized into units this rapidly seems shikaku nara has done an amazing job
07:30so this is it huh the war is about to begin captain oh sorry
07:36that's great all five of the hidden cloud captain of the second company kitsuchi of the hidden stone
07:50captain of the third company our own katashi the captain of the fourth company our company
07:56and also the commander-in-chief of all battle units i know that's awesome well look at that
08:05that animation is crazy budget
08:10oh man wow 80 000. are they split in their companies
08:16the units are so much better than how they were 80 000 yeah shikaku did good yeah
08:26hell yeah gara
08:35dang who are we summoning all of the yes first we have former katsuki members then
08:43former jichuriki yugito the two tails yagura the three tails roshi the four tails
08:48han the five tails utakata the six tails and food the seven tails and food the seven
08:52tails the seven shikaku damn
08:54third raikage and the fourth oh man demon of the mist
08:59zabuza
09:03oh man oh
09:07give me maru
09:09no
09:11fuck yeah
09:13dan and a collection of other exceptional shino
09:16dang damn and a hundred thousand
09:22spikes a hundred thousand white zetsu enhanced by the strongest ninja of all time
09:28you can bring this
09:29let's go
09:41this is why they need the the funny silly cartoons at the end because it's depressing as
09:47fuck i thought at one point when they were raising a bunch man just like i was worried that they
09:51were going to bring yeah i must have i must have sat for awesome on the way
10:10oh no girls
10:11he did not maintain control dude i got so hyped and commander-in-chief as it was showing gara
10:27i love that i know like he's he's very tactically minded you know what it kind of reminds me of it
10:33feels like the the you guys ever see the the lantern wars or whatever in dc where like there
10:40was the black lanterns and the black lanterns were made up of everybody that's ever died
10:46that's cool yeah and that's kind of what fear i'm like oh i mean at the very least i didn't see
10:52like uh you know like perfect sage you know sure but that doesn't mean it's not going to happen
10:57either no you might not have seen it yet i mean like so like whenever you said about uh asuma
11:02yeah right i thought because you were like oh man like yeah i thought you want dan
11:08which i was like dan i'm pretty sure and i wanted to look and make sure it was but dan was the name
11:12of the love interest of uh tsunami that died yeah yeah i'm like dang man that's like the ones that
11:17are going to hit where like yeah they're going to affect people having to fight them yeah no my
11:21reaction was more like how i thought about it but that one's going to be in terms of the fields and
11:28what that does to somebody like the psychological warfare of doing that that's a that's a tough one
11:33yeah fighting against the the person that you care about yeah seeing their their body is being
11:40twisted and bastardized and like they are really feels like himself too like well asuma sensei's
11:50reanimated like will it smoke yeah i don't know you know i don't know but you have you know you have
11:57all these different people who are either like i don't know how you have the katsuki aria problem
12:02but like having passed kages like i wonder how that's going to play who fights those people but
12:09then you go into the other ones where it's like yeah these are shinobi all exceptional shinobi yeah
12:15and there's the jinchuriki who of the past that which they shouldn't have their jinchuriki powers but
12:21i shouldn't but mara does yeah yeah i don't know he can give it to him i don't know or like i don't
12:26know like i mean the limits of what can be done in the shinobi world is i don't know if they've ever
12:32found that you know and we're already at a disadvantage of 80 000 shinobi against 100 000 zetsus
12:39that's true white zetsus not counting by the yeah fucking cool blood shit yeah not counting all of the
12:46the the revived strong people mm-hmm great so we got a bunch of different units there are five
12:56battle units is that right yeah it must be and then there's also the intel unit the commando unit which
13:03is not a battle unit right conqueror commands the commando unit yeah i think they're like uh
13:10they're scouts basically i believe and then logistics and medical unit yeah and then whatever
13:16the eye unit is whatever they were talking about yeah with the captain oh or ow ow see i don't know
13:24yeah man if naruto the rest of it is this war where it's like we cut from here's this segment of the
13:29war here's this segment of the war here's this battle with this we got to defeat this we have to be
13:32like i want to be gritty and be like all right let's have the next 80 episodes be the war
13:37yeah because it's so much whatever the rest of this is yeah well yeah either either we win or earth
13:44is destroyed basically yeah i don't want it solved in like three no yeah we're also only like halfway
13:50through shippuden there's like 500 episodes of shippuden it said when i looked it up so like
13:54if the rest of this was the war that would be great that may not be right that's greedy it needs
13:59to all be ninja time the next 200 and the rest are against sasuke trying to defend the hidden leak
14:07no i want this to take like 20 20 to 35 episodes i think would be a good number and like is this
14:16like is it all gonna happen while naruto's trying to train you know what i mean like so many anime
14:21have that where it's like well here's our hero he has to train and get better while everyone else
14:25is out here fighting and dying and trying to survive yeah you gotta delay the bad guys so that
14:29he can he's gotta train he's gotta travel he's gotta he's gotta do something you gotta wait and
14:35aragorn just can't show up he's gotta wait toward everybody just in dire need yeah right like it's
14:40always like oh goku's gotta do this so we have to buy time against the enemy yeah or like oh deku's
14:45over there but he's coming so like everyone else take care of this while deku gets here or whatever you
14:49know yeah so i don't know i'm just curious to see what happens naruto because he's working on the
14:54chakra and stacking those blocks and stuff but how long is it going to take him to get but honestly
14:59you know what i don't care if you can grab a dead akatsuki gently sure just go grab him
15:05yeah i'm fine yeah i get you sure absolutely but if you're using your your uh jinchuriki chakra to
15:13like save people or to maneuver maybe you don't want to collapse a building as you like if you're like
15:18stop her look out and you go to move her with your chakra and switch yeah oh damn man i should
15:23grab the dart yeah i want to be like man moder i got a great deal getting one guy on his team but
15:30then also like he had all this plan without all of that too right yeah he just needed the zetsu he
15:36had a version of it you know kabuto makes the zetsu stronger i don't know if madara's original
15:42plan had that or not no i don't think he just had a hundred thousand zetsus which still probably
15:46would be pretty it was still a lot but now they're enhanced and he's madara who like
15:51i'll suck you supposedly has the the creation jutsu and now he has two eyeballs
15:57and sasuke luckily he's not doing anything he just wants a hidden leaf so he won't be a big part
16:02of this war at least i don't care about your war so yeah naruto and sasuke probably aren't going to
16:08fight in the war at all so they're going to be fresh after the war is won but all of the villages
16:15are probably going to be in tatters and they're going to need to defend the leaf village against
16:20sasuke i don't know who do i want to have fight madara i kind of want naruto but i kind of want
16:25sasuke to have to defeat madara that would be kind of cool it would be cool um i don't know which one
16:31yeah i don't know can kabuto like night king these battles too can he like any time one of our guys
16:40dies can he just rez them i i know what you mean like are we fighting because as we die we feed the
16:46army yeah also though i don't know what to think with kabuto because wasn't there kind of like a
16:51an aspect a few episodes back where like he knew that people were watching but he was letting them
16:56watch and like it felt like he was like there to help himself but maybe not be off i don't believe
17:02that those two are yeah they're definitely not fully in with each other if we can get to turn
17:08on madara like that's going to make a difference too at some point who hits the nos first on that
17:13is going to be the issue right yeah kind of yeah yeah well yeah the the uh the kages were like
17:20like so whoever gets an advantage in this is whoever acts first right
17:26no everybody's at least whoever acts first determines who wins kind of thing like it could
17:33be if you move quickly then you have the advantage or if you move and then the other side reacts then
17:39you're at a disadvantage man i also feel though like in a story standing like you want him to get all
17:46the nine tails so that he can try to summon this ten tail thing like that's yeah like you do that
17:50but if you do that does that not kill b and naruto because i don't want them to die i don't want
17:53them to die we saved gara but that was like the classic granny who's yeah who's now back and he's
17:58back damn it zabuza and haku yep i hope that they all speak like dadara does and aren't just like
18:07you know silent husk they just talk like dadara no they're all dadara voices
18:12hey my man no but i'd like to hear their voices again too yeah i think this is a is a good
18:21opportunity to have those characters i mean to bring the characters back bring the voice actors
18:27back you know do a giant fucking love letter to naruto and ship it and combined and that one shot
18:37where you see you see all the shinobi like independently like moving and like doing that
18:41stuff as it's like going back like super impressive yeah yeah i love that i wonder if we'll get more
18:46of that type of thing in this maybe with especially with the fight all right the battle is set the
18:54pieces are moving and the war begins thank you guys so much for watching hope you enjoyed this if you
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