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00:00I
00:30Patrick.
00:34Patrick.
00:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45There you go.
00:47Just a little bit of a head.
00:52Ah, mine is a white wine spritzer, but in a easy on the spritz, yeah?
00:57Oh, come on, Harry.
01:00I said I was sorry for this stuff with Dean.
01:03Sorry you got caught, more like.
01:05Do you know how humiliating it was to hear all that?
01:08On top of losing the bouncer job to George Knight?
01:11Look, I may not be flash like Jack or Vincent.
01:15I may not be able to buy you a big house.
01:18I bust a gut for this family.
01:20I know.
01:21Do ya?
01:22Sometimes it just seems like you're living in a dreamland.
01:26Sorry, a dreamland?
01:28Really?
01:29You know what you can do?
01:30You just do one.
01:34It's gone anyway.
01:37Wily old wart deceiving me yet again.
01:40Oh, Patrick's too old to go start changing.
01:43Besides, he spends just as much time in here as he does in the bidding shops.
01:46And that's supposed to make me feel better whole?
01:49Well, I'm just saying, well, don't.
01:51Look, he only lied to you because he wanted to give you the day you deserved,
01:55especially after everything you've been through.
01:57That will be Denise, but he is too stubborn and I can't take his word.
02:03Come on.
02:05Oscar.
02:06So, it's Oscar.
02:07If you're a massive sort, leave your deets.
02:20Darlene?
02:23Oscar a bat.
02:24Darlene?
02:42Emergency.
02:43What service do you require?
02:44Ambulance.
02:49Ambulance service.
02:50Is the patient breathing?
02:53Hello?
02:55Hello?
03:04Oscar, where are you?
03:06That mic was just here.
03:07Your curfew is up in seven minutes.
03:12Was that Oscar?
03:14No, no, he ain't back yet.
03:18Have you seen the nappies?
03:21Try the changing bag.
03:27Look, I don't want any trouble.
03:30You got one minute to get out or I'm calling the police.
03:43Magic.
03:45Magic, can you hear me?
03:47Hello? Is there anyone there?
03:51Do you know what happened?
03:52Hello?
03:54Is the patient breathing?
03:56I don't know.
03:58I just found him.
04:01Yeah, he's still breathing.
04:03Just about.
04:05Oi!
04:06You need to get someone here.
04:11Fast.
04:17Here you are.
04:19So?
04:20No.
04:21She always was the master of surprises.
04:26Haven't heard from her for years and then she drops that.
04:30Bags are you telling Joel?
04:32Just as he's getting on a straight and narrow.
04:35How am I going to tell him?
04:36Well, keeping Sturm ain't going to do him any favours though.
04:40She's his Achilles heel.
04:42She always has been.
04:45And now I'm worried he's just going to, he's just going to lose it all over again.
04:49Exactly.
04:51Imagine what he could do if you don't sit him down and deal with it now.
04:55Forewarned is forearmed.
04:58That's what my grandad used to say.
05:05Babe.
05:07If you're not in a rush to get home, why don't we start Real Housewives before Sucky gets in and gives us evils?
05:13Nah, I'm beat.
05:15You do look a bit posty.
05:17You won't be drinking again, have you?
05:19Why must you always throw shade, madam?
05:21And what's with these sleeves?
05:23Hey. Boundaries.
05:25I'm just saying.
05:27When I was your age, I spent the whole six weeks topping up my tan lights, not hanging around with two middle-aged...
05:31Look, Mum, push back off.
05:36How is this coming from?
05:38I have almost a pair of chips.
05:41Hmm.
05:45I don't care what I do.
05:49I just want to have this, yeah...
05:51I want to make a hole.
05:54Oh my gosh.
05:56Oh my gosh.
05:58Oh my gosh.
06:00Ooh.
06:04Oh, my gosh.
06:06You're cutting it fine, ain't ya?
06:22No, you're trying to give me a heart attack or what?
06:24Where have you been all night?
06:25Here and there.
06:27You're sweating?
06:29Yeah, well, I took a leaf out of your book, pretty boy.
06:32Trying to get it in, Janey, so...
06:34I might have a run, get some burpees, some push-ups.
06:41I'll, uh, I'll go play in tune.
06:50I've been trying to call you.
06:51Oh, left my phone, ain't it?
06:54All sorts out there.
06:56Yeah?
06:58Well, Mike was here earlier.
07:00What?
07:02Well, he was here.
07:04Why didn't he come find me?
07:06There weren't enough times.
07:08I sold the car.
07:09Anyway, so Jay gave me the advance.
07:10I paid him off.
07:13Oh, I saw it in there, Lauren.
07:15Yeah, of course you were.
07:17Look, all that matters now, that lowlife,
07:20he's not a threat to us, to me or my family.
07:22Oh, what a ration.
07:24I didn't have you down as front of us, darling.
07:31Right, um, the lager's all funny, so it's just shorts and soft drinks only.
07:35Oh, it was some kind of wind-up.
07:37Don't start, Harvey Munro, or I might actually bar you.
07:41What was it again, Elaine?
07:43A top-up, my usual.
07:45Oh, thank goodness for that.
07:47Hey.
07:47Hey.
07:49All right, all right, all right.
07:51What's going on?
07:52Well, you've got a barmaid you can't pull apart.
07:54Hey, hey, hey.
07:55Never mind that.
07:55Come on, Jane.
07:56I've got your back, sweetheart.
07:57It'll be all right.
07:58What can I get you going?
07:59Lord, give me strength and a gin and todding.
08:00I can't get a word in edgeways with them two.
08:03Where's your intended?
08:04Please, don't get me started.
08:06All I'm saying is try and be a bit kinder,
08:09because he's bound to be sensitive after what he's heard.
08:12Hello?
08:13I did say sorry, yeah?
08:15And I don't know what's gotten into him, yeah?
08:17But let me tell you,
08:18Kimberley Fox does not apologise two times, yeah?
08:23Uh, do me a favour, look.
08:26He's obsessed.
08:28He's probably just trying to talk.
08:31Oh, come on.
08:32Oh, now.
08:34Someone needs to face the music.
08:36There, you're landing.
08:37Oh, look.
08:39Look, stay and keep me company, darling.
08:40Let me stay with you,
08:41because you seem a little bit out of sorts.
08:43Me?
08:44Tickety-boo, darling.
08:46Jane!
08:46Well, punter.
08:48Sorry, yes.
08:49Um, yes.
08:51Do you have anything for now, big man?
08:55Come on, mate.
08:56Hang in there.
08:58You're leaving me with all these crazy women, you hear me?
09:00What's with the ambulance?
09:01Where is Patrick?
09:03In here.
09:04What's happened?
09:05I just come back,
09:06and he was out cold.
09:07But there was someone in here.
09:09They'd done it.
09:10Okay, is he breathing?
09:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:12Is he breathing?
09:13Yeah.
09:13Yes, we go.
09:16Hello.
09:16Can you hear me?
09:18What's your name?
09:19Hello?
09:20He's not talking.
09:21He's not talking.
09:21He's not talking.
09:25See?
09:25And it comes out legit.
09:26We've not landed on the aeroplane.
09:27We're both.
09:28This lot.
09:28They're left from their right.
09:29First rule of being a publican,
09:31never need a punter waiting.
09:33So, somebody's feeling sentimental about this old place.
09:39Hmm?
09:40Who died and made you, Oprah?
09:41Mm-hmm.
09:42I'm fine.
09:43You don't look it.
09:46All right, if you really want to know.
09:49I've been trying to find work for weeks.
09:51But apparently it's all about uploading your CV,
09:54ability tests,
09:55and transferable skills nowadays.
09:57This generation want to do everything online.
10:00What is wrong with a one-to-one?
10:03Hard graft and a bit of common sense.
10:06It's hard being out there in the cold.
10:10Yeah, but...
10:12What if I am good for nothing?
10:16Valueless.
10:17I'm past it.
10:21I promised Linda and Johnny
10:22that I would keep the home fires burning.
10:24Who is this woman sitting here in front of me,
10:27giving up and licking her wounds?
10:28Look,
10:30you just haven't followed the right opening yet.
10:33And as for age,
10:35let me tell you something.
10:38A new broom sweep clean,
10:40but an old broom
10:42knows all the corners.
10:45Old broom?
10:47Scary.
10:50Thank you, friend.
10:52You're all right.
10:53As always.
10:54Cheers.
10:55You need to come home.
11:00Hi.
11:00What is it?
11:01It's Patrick,
11:02and we think he's been attacked.
11:03Come on.
11:03Come on.
11:09Stay back.
11:10Stay back.
11:12All right,
11:13everyone needs to move back.
11:14Move back.
11:15Hold on a minute.
11:15I'm family.
11:17I'm family.
11:17Excuse you.
11:19Patrick.
11:20Patrick.
11:20Patrick.
11:25No,
11:25no,
11:26no,
11:26no,
11:26no.
11:27What's happened?
11:28What's happened?
11:29Patrick.
11:31Patrick.
11:32It's okay,
11:32it's okay.
11:34All right?
11:34Don't worry.
11:36How have we found him?
11:37He reckons that he must have stopped her,
11:38but he's still breathing,
11:40and,
11:40come on,
11:41he's in the best hands now.
11:42But if you haven't had a stroke,
11:45I can't lose it,
11:46no.
11:47I didn't mean what I said to him today.
11:49I never mean what I said to him today,
11:51but you can never mean it.
11:53No,
11:53it's okay.
11:54Listen,
11:54we don't know anything for sure yet,
11:56yeah?
11:56But he's tough.
11:58He's tough,
11:58and why don't you go into ambulance with him,
12:01and then he'll meet at the hospital,
12:02yeah?
12:02Yeah,
12:03come on,
12:03come on.
12:04Meet at the hospital?
12:05Yeah,
12:05see.
12:09It's a bit like they'd meet Patrick's
12:11going into some of them.
12:13They're not.
12:16I'm telling you,
12:17mate,
12:17Patrick would not be taking that line down.
12:33There's our bill out on the square.
12:36What's this?
12:38This is, uh,
12:39lunch,
12:40for work tomorrow.
12:41Um,
12:45okay,
12:45um,
12:46come and have a seat.
12:49Okay.
12:51What have I done now?
12:52Nothing.
12:52It's, uh,
12:53it's not you
12:54that I want to talk about.
12:58I heard from your mum tonight.
13:02She ain't bothered us in years.
13:03It turns out she's getting married again.
13:09Now,
13:09I know that that's a lot to take on board.
13:12She just didn't want you finding out on your socials or whatever.
13:16Right,
13:17and if you're angry,
13:17that's,
13:18that's okay,
13:19because you've got every right to be.
13:21Hi, Dad.
13:22Cool.
13:22Good luck to her.
13:24I know your mum's a touchy subject,
13:26Joel,
13:26but you can talk to us.
13:28I know.
13:29A woman had one job to do.
13:30She couldn't even do that.
13:32But I don't change anything.
13:33I just want to get on with school,
13:35working at the yard,
13:36taking my stride.
13:37Okay.
13:41Good.
13:44How are you?
13:45Cool.
13:45I'm at your lap upstairs.
14:01Oh.
14:02Surprised you don't know it, then.
14:04You're just loving this, aren't you?
14:05What, you were too tired for telly?
14:08I am.
14:09Second screen.
14:12What have you been doing today?
14:16Um,
14:17nothing much.
14:19Barney took me for lunch.
14:21Oh, really?
14:22Yeah,
14:23I might not have three letters after my name,
14:24but
14:25Warford General
14:26seems like an old place to go for a chicken wrap
14:28and a pack of smoky bacon.
14:30Uh.
14:33I can explain.
14:35So I was feeling really faint
14:37and I couldn't get in at the GP
14:38and
14:39Avani dragged me there
14:41just to get checked out.
14:44Well, what did they say?
14:45It was just a lot of blood sugar.
14:47You know, but
14:48I shouldn't have got Avani to cover for me.
14:51I just,
14:51I didn't want Suki to know
14:53because she would just fuss.
14:55You know, anyway,
14:56I'm absolutely fine
14:58and the doctor just said
14:58just keep an eye on it
15:00and I just,
15:00I gave her some money for lunch.
15:04That's the truth, isn't it?
15:06Yeah,
15:07of course it is.
15:09Oh, thank God!
15:10I thought you were really ill or something.
15:13Oh.
15:13Oh.
15:14Still,
15:15it ain't right you two keeping secrets.
15:17Yeah, sorry.
15:18And, well,
15:19as long as Av's all right,
15:20I ain't going to tell Suki.
15:22Mum's the word, eh?
15:26Oh.
15:27Like this?
15:28Get down!
15:30Who would want to wear an old boy, though?
15:32Scum, I see.
15:33It's probably the same mother
15:34who nicked you on phone.
15:35Cheers, mate.
15:36Oh, listen,
15:36shouldn't be worrying about phones right now.
15:37Not why Paddy's on his way to hospital.
15:40Hello, mate.
15:41All right,
15:41it's Tommy about.
15:43Yeah, yeah,
15:43he's been Hank Marvin
15:44since he got back from the yard,
15:45I don't know.
15:46Tommy!
15:47Tommy Joel's here!
15:50What's up, mate?
15:54Fancy hanging out?
15:55Sure.
15:56He's been here.
15:57A bit late, isn't he?
15:59Oh, come on, Kat.
15:59It's summer.
16:00I'll cut some slack.
16:01All right.
16:02We can go upstairs, though.
16:03There's enough trouble out there.
16:04Mm.
16:05Go on.
16:08Do us a favour, Alfie.
16:09Can you nip to the barrel store
16:10and get some white wine?
16:11Yeah.
16:11Cheers.
16:12What can I get you, darling?
16:19All right,
16:19I've locked the back door
16:20and I've checked all the windows, yeah?
16:22Sis,
16:23why aren't you texting these?
16:25She's not going to want us nosing about,
16:27is she?
16:28Probably going through hell right now.
16:31Why didn't they just take what they wanted
16:32and leave him alone?
16:34I don't know.
16:35It was terrible, innit?
16:36Yeah.
16:37I mean,
16:38you know what it's like, though,
16:39when people are desperate?
16:41The feds are all over it.
16:43They're probably just looking for DNA,
16:44fingerprints and that.
16:46Yeah, no doubt
16:46they're going to go door-to-door,
16:47aren't they?
16:48Mm.
16:49I just really hope
16:49this don't turn into
16:50a murder investigation.
16:52No.
16:55I'm going to my room.
16:56It's not like you to be so quiet
17:15when the news is on.
17:16Usually, you're shouting the odds
17:18at the tilly.
17:18No, it's nothing.
17:25Earlier,
17:26with Joel,
17:27you saw his face turn
17:30when I mentioned Cleo.
17:32He won't even call her mum.
17:33I'll just
17:34give him a break, yeah.
17:37But he's like a coiled spring.
17:39He's so angry with the world.
17:40It just came out of the blue for him.
17:43I don't feel over-thinking it.
17:46Am I?
17:47What about if all that stuff
17:50in Australia
17:51and the girl on the tube
17:53was just the tip of the iceberg?
17:56So, what,
17:56you're saying that
17:57all of this has got
17:58something to do with his mum?
17:59No.
18:00Ross,
18:02I'm saying you
18:03need to stop
18:04burying your head in the sand.
18:05Joel ain't right.
18:07Dawn range
18:07right across the country
18:09marked the end
18:09of an 18-month investigation.
18:11Oh, babe,
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13Police say
18:1414 have been arrested
18:16and they expect to make more
18:17Well, I am going to go
18:19and see
18:19my son.
18:24Joel?
18:26What's trying to do, mate?
18:28Joel?
18:29Not the morning
18:30wake-up call is never...
18:31Try his mobile.
18:325am and timed alongside...
18:34I spoke too soon.
18:37Yes!
18:38You okay, mate?
18:47Yeah.
18:48That's a six-goal
18:49you've been in about
18:49five minutes.
18:50That's another one
18:51given away
18:52below his normal standards.
18:54What's it like, then,
18:55living above a pub?
18:58It's all right,
18:59I suppose.
19:00I used to live here before
19:02and it's not like
19:02I remember it much.
19:05Got to have its perks.
19:07Loads of booze on tap.
19:09I reckon Bondi Beach
19:10beats Square Gardens
19:11any day.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Yeah, it was cool.
19:17I had a wicked
19:18social life.
19:20Loads of mates
19:20and...
19:21Mum went and
19:25cheated on Dad.
19:27Didn't she?
19:30Everything changed.
19:34Do you miss her?
19:38I don't think
19:38about her much.
19:41I've got way more
19:42going for me
19:43over here.
19:44Anyway,
19:44there's Dad,
19:45the...
19:46you.
19:49Yeah.
19:49And loads of
19:51fit birds.
19:52You must be.
19:53Yeah.
19:54Yeah.
19:59How do you fancy, um,
20:01livening things up a bit?
20:05Now we're talking.
20:07So,
20:08what are you thinking?
20:13Hey,
20:14you okay?
20:15Yeah.
20:16It's fine.
20:16She's in the bath.
20:17Um,
20:20just forget about
20:20the whole receipt thing,
20:21okay?
20:21She's no longer wiser.
20:23Yeah, but for how long,
20:24though?
20:25Like, sooner or later,
20:26she's going to work it out.
20:27Mm-hmm.
20:28Trust me.
20:29My mum,
20:30she's got a nose
20:31for these things.
20:32I know.
20:34I don't exactly
20:35get off on lying myself.
20:36Mm-hmm.
20:37Like, tonight,
20:38that was nothing.
20:39And I've been feeling,
20:40like,
20:41mad queasy recently.
20:43If I start spewing
20:43every day,
20:44she's going to freak
20:45if she finds out that way.
20:48We're going to get it
20:48started, okay?
20:50Me and your grandma.
20:52And all we want
20:53is what's best for you
20:53and for your baby.
20:55What's with all the police?
20:57Yeah, I know.
20:57It's all over the group chat.
20:58Yeah,
20:59someone really hurt Patrick.
21:00Oh, right.
21:01What are you still doing here,
21:02bab?
21:07I'm here,
21:08my darling.
21:11I'm here.
21:11Mrs. Truman?
21:17To be here, yes.
21:19Can I ask you to leave
21:20while we assess Mr. Truman?
21:22But, but,
21:23Patrick,
21:24he needs me.
21:25I promise we'll take
21:26good care of him.
21:28But right now,
21:29we need to see
21:30how his head is doing.
21:32Possibly take some scans.
21:35Come on.
21:36Why don't we
21:36wait out here, right?
21:37No, no, no.
21:38Denise needs to know
21:39the time.
21:39Here it is.
21:40And he does.
21:41He does.
21:41He needs to know
21:42the day.
21:42No, he does.
21:43Come on.
21:44I've got you.
21:53If Eve hadn't been there,
21:55I would have seriously cracked.
21:57You need to go home,
21:58Ivani.
21:58But...
21:59No, it's fine,
22:00but we will sort it.
22:01Come on.
22:03See ya.
22:03See ya.
22:04All right.
22:06All right.
22:06All right.
22:11We can't go on like this.
22:22It won't be long before
22:23she puts two and two together.
22:26How would you feel
22:27if you were in her shoes?
22:29Huh?
22:30Ivani wants to have
22:30this baby for us.
22:32All we're doing
22:32is keeping it in the family.
22:33She's just a kid herself.
22:38Like,
22:38she can't be expected
22:39to shoulder all these secrets,
22:41all of these lies.
22:42And...
22:43Sookie,
22:44she's confused enough
22:46as it is just being pregnant.
22:47Oh,
22:48this again.
22:49Eve.
22:51Listen,
22:51if we tell Ravi and Priya,
22:53they will talk her out of it
22:55and march her down the clinic.
22:56We just need to wait.
22:58No.
23:00We need to get them on board
23:01before this blows up
23:02in our faces.
23:03And before it wrecks Ivani's head.
23:06Look,
23:06I will support you
23:08with this baby.
23:10Okay?
23:11But there's ways
23:11of going about these things.
23:13And...
23:14Maybe if we...
23:17If we explain our reasons,
23:18then they might get it.
23:24Okay.
23:26We'll talk to him.
23:30Look,
23:31I think I need to charge someone.
23:32What are you like?
23:33All right.
23:34Hiya.
23:35All right, Stage?
23:36Do you want a nightcap?
23:37Oh, no,
23:37it's all right.
23:38Nan's watching the kids.
23:39I've just come to work my life.
23:40Please,
23:41keep me wearing out there.
23:42Honestly,
23:42it's only over there.
23:44Oh,
23:44Jean,
23:44stay and have a drink.
23:45What,
23:46a pint of lager,
23:46is it?
23:47My father is funny.
23:49Er,
23:50Alfie,
23:50you've seen Joel?
23:51He's managed to give me the slip.
23:53Yeah,
23:53well,
23:53he's,
23:53he's upstairs with Tommy.
23:55Could you call him
23:55down for me,
23:56please?
23:58Tell you what,
23:59er,
23:59best you come up,
24:00yeah?
24:02I thought he was keeping him
24:05on a tight leash.
24:06Oh,
24:06lay off him,
24:07cat.
24:07was he?
24:17Oh,
24:17love him,
24:18and he's gone.
24:19He's gone.
24:20Oh,
24:20he's kind of
24:21there.
24:23What's he doing?
24:24Yeah,
24:24I'm sorry.
24:25He's done.
24:25He's done.
24:25He's done.
24:26He's done.
24:26He's done.
24:27He's done.
24:27He's done.
24:28Has he,
24:28done it?
24:29He does.
24:29He's done.
24:29He's done.
24:30And he's done.
24:31So,
24:31I'm done.
24:31He's done.
24:32He's done.
24:33Yeah,
24:34he's done.
24:34He's done.
24:35Oh, my God.
25:05Have you got your own tag?
25:08I'm just going to go outside, see what's what.
25:11Er, no, I don't think so.
25:13Anyway, I thought you'd already gone to bed.
25:16Wired.
25:17You know what I'm like, sis.
25:19My body's telling me one thing in my head that I'm total opposite.
25:22Anyway, have you seen this little musical star thing that he has?
25:25Well, I ain't swiped here, if that's what you're saying.
25:28No, of course not.
25:29Look, you hold him for a minute.
25:31Oh.
25:32Yeah, just quickly.
25:33Because I need to find it, because he can't sleep without me.
25:41Don't get this, will you?
25:42You two playing it?
25:42With my back, they'll just laugh, innit?
25:44I don't see any of us laughing.
25:46It's only a few beers.
25:48I'll poke all that.
25:49Come on, you should know better, all right?
25:50I mean, this sort of behaviour, we could lose our licence.
25:52Hold on, this is Joel.
25:53He's got trouble written all over him.
25:55Yeah, I think we should go.
25:56Come on.
25:56Get your hands off me, you melt.
25:58Oi!
25:58Don't speak to her like that.
26:00Don't take orders from Slaggs.
26:01Hey, hey!
26:01That's enough, all right?
26:03Are you going to let him speak to me like that?
26:04I'm sorry, he didn't mean it.
26:05But I did, and I ain't.
26:06I mean, you're out of order.
26:07Yeah, I want you out.
26:08Out now!
26:09Go.
26:10Right, but I'm in.
26:11Someone's been taking things in his stride.
26:19Then you've got some bats to butter.
26:21Say that again!
26:22You what?
26:23You what?
26:23Get out.
26:24Oi!
26:25Oi!
26:25Oi!
26:25I'm going to miss you, sunshine.
26:32Yeah.
26:34Truth is, I messed up again.
26:36I've got to go, okay?
26:39Chances are I'll be banged up by the time you're awake.
26:42So I want me to promise you're going to make something of yourself,
26:45little Jimmy.
26:47And that can be a rock star.
26:50That can be a politician.
26:52That can be a policeman if you want.
27:03I don't care.
27:11Just do your uncle Oscar proud.
27:12I don't care if you want.
27:13Yeah?
27:17I remember all of you.
27:21You're all good.
27:23You're all good, yeah.
27:24I'm good.
27:25I'm good.
27:25I'm good.
27:25I'm good.
27:25Please tell me you didn't.
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