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For a Good Time, Call (2012) is a comedy starring Ari Graynor and Lauren Miller. The film follows two former college roommates who reconnect as adults and start an unexpected business together. Through humorous situations, quirky adventures, and their evolving friendship, they navigate challenges and personal growth. Filled with witty dialogue and lighthearted comedy, the film offers an entertaining story about friendship, creativity, and embracing life’s surprises.
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00:08:37C'mon, c'est comme high school, avec aucun curfait.
00:08:41C'est là !
00:08:42Tu peux vous placer une cigarette off me ?
00:08:44Elle va être là.
00:08:45C'est quoi ?
00:08:46C'est quoi ?
00:08:47Jessi !
00:08:48Je veux que vous m'aideriez avec vous.
00:08:51Jessi, Jessi, Jessi !
00:08:52Oh, c'est là, girl !
00:08:53C'est là, c'est là, Katie !
00:08:54Je t'ai dit qu'il y a une religion studies class.
00:08:55C'est la bombe !
00:08:56C'est là, c'est cool !
00:08:57C'est bon !
00:08:58C'est bon !
00:08:59C'est bon !
00:09:00C'est bon !
00:09:01C'est bon !
00:09:02C'est bon !
00:09:03C'est bon !
00:09:04C'est bon !
00:09:05C'est bon !
00:09:06Oh, c'est bon !
00:09:07Oh, c'est bon !
00:09:08C'est bon !
00:09:09J всегда elle me détest !
00:09:10C'est bon, c'est bon !
00:09:12C'est bon !
00:09:13Je suis là moi hormones, saisonne Hey Hitler !
00:09:14D诺 d'Am Veil !
00:09:15OK, tu viens d'auvorderment !
00:09:16I »
00:09:17C'est bon !
00:09:18Ça происходит…
00:09:19C'est fini !
00:09:20C'est du moyen d'aider liéve par quelqu'un.
00:09:24Cahons de la ronde ?
00:09:25.
00:09:26E unusual, les deux taux voules…
00:09:27… et le gars saíamos en tête Berémi.
00:09:29C'est bon característique !
00:09:30Deux ami tous ceux qui accomplissent ensemble,
00:09:31Mais ils ont commencé !
00:09:32C'entrais apprenons !
00:09:34Y ¿Là ça le line la Terre ?
00:09:35Je vais regarder ce Felicity.
00:09:41Je ne veux pas les gens.
00:09:45C'est sûr que c'est le droit ?
00:09:47C'est ce que c'est toi ?
00:09:48Oui, je pense que c'est l'empty.
00:09:50C'est parfait !
00:09:51Je vais juste prendre ça.
00:09:54Stop ! C'est mon nouveau car !
00:09:55C'est un cadeau présent !
00:09:57Je fais tout le temps !
00:10:05Ta-da ! C'est un peu de temps !
00:10:09Oh !
00:10:17Get out !
00:10:19Je suis scared, dear !
00:10:21Get out of my car !
00:10:23I hate you !
00:10:31Why don't you just chill out ?
00:10:33You're in a sterile !
00:10:38Hi !
00:10:39Come on in !
00:10:40Come here !
00:10:41You're gonna love it !
00:10:42Move !
00:10:43Get in !
00:10:44What are you thinking ?
00:10:45I can't live with her !
00:10:46You know, I totally don't appreciate surprises, Jessie !
00:10:48Close, close, close, close, close, close !
00:10:50And open...
00:10:51Sesame !
00:10:54Incredible, right ?
00:10:56Could you die ?
00:10:57Literally, could you die ?
00:10:58Hardwood floors, the windows, Gramercy Park is right out there,
00:11:01and it's a historical landmark !
00:11:03Katie's grandmother got this place in the 40s !
00:11:05She was a knitting maven !
00:11:06Oh !
00:11:07And a stripper, too !
00:11:08I see !
00:11:09What is that ?
00:11:10You don't need to judge my boobie !
00:11:11Honey, no one's judging anybody's boobie !
00:11:16You know what ?
00:11:17Catherine, why don't you tell Lorna a little bit about the place ?
00:11:19I'm gonna go get some, uh, Monster !
00:11:21Because I'm a little...
00:11:22Look at me, I'm shaky !
00:11:23I'm a little low energy !
00:11:24I'll be right back, okay ?
00:11:25You want some lemagne ?
00:11:26Gonna finish off ?
00:11:27No !
00:11:28I don't care !
00:11:29Okay !
00:11:30Well, this is an apartment.
00:11:31I'm sure you're familiar with what that is structurally.
00:11:34This is a living room, that's a dining room, there's a chair,
00:11:36it's a lamp.
00:11:37Grandma, down the hall is my room.
00:11:39That's private, because I'm a very private person.
00:11:41And across the hall is boobie's room.
00:11:44She died in there.
00:11:48Let's go see your bedroom !
00:11:50Come on !
00:11:51Come on !
00:11:52Don't !
00:11:53Also in my room !
00:11:54I said it was private !
00:11:55And you can hang all your pictures.
00:11:57Okay, now don't mind the odor, it's a bit pungent, that's boobie,
00:12:00she's still lingering, but that'll be gone, that'll be dissipated.
00:12:03Look at this though, look at this personal space,
00:12:05invaluable in New York, right ?
00:12:07This is a bedroom, or is it ?
00:12:09Or is it a dance studio ?
00:12:10I don't know, there's so much space here !
00:12:12I mean, can you believe this ?
00:12:14And the closet space !
00:12:16Forget the windows, the windows with the light coming in,
00:12:18it's like living on the sun !
00:12:20Of course, I mean, these hardwood floors,
00:12:21if there was a knot in the floor big enough for my ding-dong,
00:12:23I would like this shit out of her.
00:12:25Good, good.
00:12:26How could you trick me ?
00:12:27You know I hate her.
00:12:28Cause you need a place to stay, and she needs a roommate !
00:12:30I don't want to...
00:12:32I know.
00:12:33Fine.
00:12:34Okay.
00:12:35The place is amazing, you're right, okay ?
00:12:36Right ?
00:12:37Yes, the windows are huge, the floors are lovely, okay ?
00:12:39What is that ?
00:12:40Is that a pedicure chair ?
00:12:42It is for my back.
00:12:44Okay, it's for her back, she's got a bad back.
00:12:47What is all this shit ?
00:12:48Stop touching my dick !
00:12:50Jeez.
00:12:51Okay, you, you, let's go outside !
00:12:53Don't touch it !
00:12:54In the hallway.
00:12:55Conference, family conference, get over here.
00:12:58I know howdy, we're gonna take a walk.
00:13:01Bitch one and bitch two, go.
00:13:04I need a minute of your time, okay ?
00:13:05A minute where you are just neutral,
00:13:07and you're not judging each other,
00:13:09and you're not holding on to all this shit.
00:13:11Close your eyes for me.
00:13:12Close your eyes, open your hearts, please.
00:13:14Indulge me.
00:13:15Please.
00:13:16Oh, God bless you.
00:13:18Thank you, Catherine.
00:13:19You guys, together, could take this place from nursing home,
00:13:23to let's nurse some cocktails at home, right ?
00:13:26I'm talking about a trip to design within reach, led by Lorne.
00:13:29I'm talking about cool street art found by Katie.
00:13:32I'm talking about getting rid of that floral print monstrosity,
00:13:35taking it outside, pissing on it, and burning it,
00:13:38and then you know what ?
00:13:39We'll replace it with something simple.
00:13:40Something from, uh, Crate and Barrel.
00:13:42I don't know.
00:13:43I want you to open your eyes on the count of three.
00:13:45And I want you to see your new home.
00:13:47And I don't want you to thank me right away,
00:13:49but over time, yes, I think I'm owed a little thanks.
00:13:52One, two, three.
00:13:54I release you.
00:13:58That does sound like a nice place to live.
00:14:00Yeah, almost as nice as that neighborhood you left me in
00:14:02so I could get raped.
00:14:03What ? You were raped ?
00:14:05No, but I could have been.
00:14:06God, why can't my friends be fucking friends ?
00:14:08Whenever I smell urine, it reminds me of the time you peed in my hair.
00:14:11Oh, there was a bump.
00:14:13What do you want me to say about it ?
00:14:14There was no bump.
00:14:15Okay, stop it !
00:14:16You two hate each other for no reason !
00:14:18I am so sick and tired of living like a child of divorce.
00:14:22Why don't you just live together for the summer, see how it goes.
00:14:25Okay.
00:14:28Lauren, honey, I have a question.
00:14:30Where are you sleeping tonight ?
00:14:31Because it's not at my place.
00:14:32I have that Peruvian boy coming over from the gym.
00:14:34And Catherine, may I remind you that your most promising applicant
00:14:37has been that woman that looked like Ted Danson
00:14:39and could not stop queefing.
00:14:40Do you want that ?
00:14:42Hmm ?
00:14:43You two, my gorgeous angels,
00:14:46are about to be homeless in Washington Square Park
00:14:49over a fucking party foul.
00:14:51And I don't like to give out spare change.
00:14:53So you're on your own.
00:15:02Hey, can you watch my stuff ?
00:15:09I'd love to.
00:15:11Thanks.
00:15:12So I was thinking about that barf color you have on the walls in your living room
00:15:16and I thought this dove gray would actually really open up the space.
00:15:21You get two walls, I get two walls.
00:15:23Well, come on.
00:15:25Great.
00:15:26How much for the lamp ?
00:15:27Ten bucks.
00:15:28I'm moving your chair out of my room.
00:15:29Oh, yeah.
00:15:30I love the way you feel.
00:15:31Oh, you feel so good.
00:15:32Yeah.
00:15:33Oh, I do like when you tickle my boobies like that.
00:15:34Tickle my boobies.
00:15:35Tickle them.
00:15:36Oh.
00:15:37Ah.
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00:16:00Hey, can I get in there?
00:16:01I just, I really have to pee and then I'll have to get ready for work.
00:16:03I'll be so fast.
00:16:04Alright.
00:16:05I don't care.
00:16:06Come on.
00:16:15Go ahead.
00:16:18Hey.
00:16:22Where do you work that requires so much makeup?
00:16:24I'm just doing a lot of writing, being super creative.
00:16:30Did you have someone over here last night?
00:16:33It's none of your business.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36But yes.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:38Oh my god, Lauren.
00:16:40Sounds like somebody has a UTI.
00:16:41I can't hear a UTI.
00:16:42I'd invest in some cranberry juice if I were you.
00:16:43Okay, fine.
00:16:44You know what?
00:16:45You pee in cups in cars while they're moving.
00:16:46Ooh.
00:16:47I like a little fire in you.
00:16:48Katie?
00:16:49Katie?
00:16:50There's no toilet paper.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52I can hear you running late by you.
00:16:53I have to let you go.
00:16:54I'm old.
00:16:55I'm tired.
00:16:56And let's face it.
00:16:57It's time to close the place down.
00:16:58You're smart.
00:16:59That's why I hired you.
00:17:00And that's why you're going to be great out there on your own.
00:17:01You're smart.
00:17:02That's why I hired you.
00:17:03And that's why you're going to be great out there on your own.
00:17:06I thought I would take over when you're retired.
00:17:33What about your clients?
00:17:34Vous allez être bien là, on your own.
00:17:42Ah, c'est bien.
00:17:44C'est juste...
00:17:45C'est vraiment busy.
00:17:47Sous-tit, nous avons un peu plus de nouveau place.
00:17:49Nous avons été d'y en train de venir et vous aider à l'aide.
00:17:51Je veux juste nous avoir un bon temps et nous allons venir.
00:17:54Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:17:55Vous avez eu un peu de mon bonheur ?
00:17:57Je suis sur le téléphone.
00:17:59Ils sont kosher !
00:18:01Je sais que vous avez eu un petit peu de la lampe !
00:18:02Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit ?
00:18:04Sorry, sorry, Dad.
00:18:05L'apartement est spectaculaire.
00:18:07Ma manteuse est...
00:18:08C'est whatever.
00:18:09Vous n'avez pas besoin de vivre avec cette personne pour long.
00:18:11Charlie va revenir, ils vont toujours.
00:18:13Mais, sweetie, lock up Grandma's pearls.
00:18:15Nous ne savons pas cette fille.
00:18:32Fais-le.
00:18:34Fais-le.
00:18:35Fais-le.
00:18:36Fais-le.
00:18:37Fais-le.
00:18:38Fais-le.
00:18:39Fais-le.
00:18:40Fais-le.
00:18:41Fais-le.
00:18:42Fais-le.
00:18:43Fais-le.
00:18:45Fais-le.
00:18:46Fais-le.
00:18:47Bonjour.
00:18:48C'est Charlie.
00:18:49Je ne peux pas passer mon téléphone maintenant parce que je vais faire quelque chose de
00:18:52beau en Italie, mais je vais rentrer chez vous.
00:18:54Ciao.
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00:20:33What did you say to her?
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00:21:07You want this story or not?
00:21:09Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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00:21:39C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:22:09Charlie changed his Facebook status to single today.
00:22:14Sorry.
00:22:16I mean, I don't really deal with breakups, but...
00:22:19It's not so bad being alone.
00:22:23Take the cookie.
00:22:31So how does it work?
00:22:33Basically, like, whatever they say, I just tell them I want to lick it.
00:22:37Like, nipple guy, lick it, hairy balls, lick them all.
00:22:40Okay, ew, you have to know some dirty words.
00:22:42Didn't you talk during sex with Charlie?
00:22:45I mean, he loved when I would tell him he was sexy.
00:22:47Oh, wow.
00:22:48Whatever.
00:22:49I meant, how do you get the calls?
00:22:51It's easy.
00:22:52I just call and tell them when I'm on, and they forward me the calls.
00:22:55How much are these guys paying?
00:22:56I think, like, $4.99.
00:22:58I get a dollar a minute.
00:23:00It's a decent enough living for me, though,
00:23:02except I'm always going over my cell phone minutes, but...
00:23:05Okay.
00:23:06First, get a landline.
00:23:09You're wasting your time for a buck a minute,
00:23:11and this depraved company you work for
00:23:12makes four times as much as you for doing nothing.
00:23:15Get your own hotline.
00:23:16Okay, rude.
00:23:18I've thought of that.
00:23:19It just sounds like a ton of work.
00:23:22It's not a ton of work.
00:23:23You just call the phone company,
00:23:27give you a new number,
00:23:28you'll set up a PayPal account,
00:23:31tell your repeat caller your new number,
00:23:32and you're done.
00:23:37You seem to know how to date this.
00:23:39Don't even think about it.
00:23:41Help me make this a business,
00:23:42and I'll pay $100 of your rent until you get another job.
00:23:44Oh, no.
00:23:47Okay, forever?
00:23:49I have an interview tomorrow at Laxton Press.
00:23:52It is the second-best publishing house in the world.
00:23:55It is my dream job,
00:23:56and I'm perfect.
00:23:57Oh, really?
00:23:58Okay.
00:23:59Well, you go get your fancy-pants boring job,
00:24:01and I'll just be here being exciting.
00:24:03Fine.
00:24:05It's my 10 o'clock regular.
00:24:07His name's Sean.
00:24:09You know, you're not better than me.
00:24:10You're not better than phone sex.
00:24:11I'm better than phone sex.
00:24:17Just imagine me playing with your balls while you fuck me.
00:24:20I want to lick you from top to bottom.
00:24:23I want to hear you come.
00:24:26Oh, oh.
00:24:28Fuck.
00:24:29Hi.
00:24:37Hi.
00:24:42So, not to drop a bomb on you,
00:24:44but it's our two-month anniversary this week.
00:24:48Mm, yeah, I know.
00:24:49You don't gotta tell me.
00:24:50I got the phone bills.
00:24:52And don't take that the wrong way.
00:24:54You know I like you.
00:24:54Yeah, I figured.
00:24:58Am I the only one you're phone banging?
00:25:00You're the only one, period.
00:25:03I don't know, it's just easier on the phone.
00:25:05I get quiet around people.
00:25:07I'm shy, too.
00:25:09No, you're not.
00:25:11Last week, you described the gangbang you had in college
00:25:15while I came all over my coffee table.
00:25:17Stop.
00:25:17Do not ever tell me what I've said to you ever again.
00:25:22And I have another call coming in.
00:25:24You need to save your pennies.
00:25:26I'll talk to you later, lover.
00:25:27Bye.
00:25:31Hello?
00:25:33Look, I'm qualified.
00:25:34I'm more than qualified for this job.
00:25:36I have wasted the last five years of my life
00:25:39working for the wrong company.
00:25:40I'm ready to take my career to the next level,
00:25:42which is why I'm here with you.
00:25:44Okay.
00:25:44I am the most organized person you will ever meet.
00:25:48I am the most hardworking person you'll ever meet.
00:25:50Probably one of the smartest.
00:25:51Listen, the job we called you in for
00:25:52was filled by a nepotism this morning.
00:25:55Actually, it's not really nepotism.
00:25:56It's cronyism or...
00:25:57I don't know what it's called
00:25:58when you hire someone's nephew, but there's no job.
00:26:00And there won't be another one for about
00:26:01three months for a junior editor.
00:26:06Three months.
00:26:09I really need a job right now.
00:26:12From the looks of this,
00:26:15you've had everything planned out
00:26:16since you were five years old.
00:26:18Maybe take a summer off from
00:26:21escorting Down syndrome children
00:26:25to the Broadway theater.
00:26:27We all made fun of you.
00:26:31Mark, you fucking piece
00:26:33of fucking motherfucking shit.
00:26:36Hi.
00:26:37Hi.
00:26:39Blackstack Press isn't hiring
00:26:40for another three months,
00:26:42so until then,
00:26:44I'm yours.
00:26:45I want to make a third of the profits,
00:26:46and I'm not getting on the phone.
00:26:47It's strictly business.
00:26:48I wouldn't want you on the phone.
00:26:49You wouldn't have any idea what to do.
00:26:51Can you help me make a website?
00:26:52Of course I could.
00:26:53But you don't need a website yet.
00:26:55You need a phone number and a phone
00:26:56for your new landline.
00:26:58Oh, my God, you got me a gift!
00:27:02Welcome.
00:27:03And it's pink!
00:27:06Okay, so I've been thinking
00:27:08about the concept of my line,
00:27:10and the thing about it
00:27:11is that it's classic.
00:27:13It's always in style.
00:27:15Just like my pretty pink phone.
00:27:17These men want to jerk off to your voice.
00:27:19They don't need a concept.
00:27:21What's your number?
00:27:23Okay, slave driver.
00:27:25What about...
00:27:281-900 ass time.
00:27:33No?
00:27:331-900 you finger.
00:27:361-900...
00:27:39Ass bags?
00:27:40No, no, no.
00:27:41Tea bags.
00:27:41Something with bags in it.
00:27:42I don't know.
00:27:431-900 vag bags.
00:27:45Oh, my God.
00:27:47This smells so good.
00:27:51That's not bad.
00:27:531-900 vag bags?
00:27:54No.
00:27:55No, 1-900.
00:27:58Mm-hmm.
00:28:00Mm.
00:28:01Like, 1-900 MMMHMMM?
00:28:04HMMM?
00:28:06Yeah.
00:28:08Oh, I like it.
00:28:12That's it.
00:28:13Yes.
00:28:17I love it.
00:28:19I love it so much.
00:28:22Hello, world.
00:28:24For a big time.
00:28:25Call 1-900 MMMHMMM.
00:28:28Woo!
00:28:29We have a business.
00:28:341-900 MMMM.
00:28:36Yes, I am.
00:28:37Call billing, please.
00:28:38Billing!
00:28:39Missy, it's Stan from Connecticut.
00:28:40Pearl, it's Eddie from East Lansing.
00:28:41Rachel, it's Shmokhaim again.
00:28:42Ghazalinkum, my favorite.
00:28:43Lauren!
00:28:44Tootsie!
00:28:45Champagne!
00:28:46Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:28:47DJ!
00:28:48Stephanie?
00:28:49No, no, I said no, no.
00:28:50Cindy, Aaron with the low hangers.
00:28:52April, get the water bottle.
00:28:53It's John, the one who likes to hear you pee.
00:28:54No, no, no.
00:28:55I said no, no.
00:28:56I said no, no.
00:28:57April, get the water bottle.
00:28:58It's John, the one who likes to hear you pee.
00:29:00You sound like a redhead.
00:29:01Do you have freckles on your dick?
00:29:02See, what I do is just wait till it comes out on DVD,
00:29:04and then I just watch it all in a row.
00:29:05Oh, fuck, that's my cervix.
00:29:06Whoa, whoa.
00:29:07This is still billing.
00:29:08Hi, it's Katie.
00:29:09Leave a message.
00:29:10Bye.
00:29:11Hey, good job not calling me back.
00:29:12Well done.
00:29:13I'm sorry.
00:29:14I'm sorry.
00:29:15I'm sorry.
00:29:16I'm sorry.
00:29:17I'm sorry.
00:29:18I'm sorry.
00:29:19I'm sorry.
00:29:20I'm sorry.
00:29:21I'm sorry.
00:29:22I'm sorry.
00:29:23I'm sorry.
00:29:24I'm sorry.
00:29:25I'm sorry.
00:29:26I'm sorry.
00:29:27Is this number a beeper?
00:29:28Because a human never answers.
00:29:30Jesus.
00:29:31Oh, I love that smell.
00:29:34Mmm.
00:29:35Can I lick it?
00:29:37You're a dirty girl, Misty.
00:29:39Oh my God, you're gonna make me go.
00:29:42Oh, it's so good.
00:29:44It's so good.
00:29:46Oh.
00:29:47I wanna get on my hands and knees and reverse into that big cock.
00:29:52Oh yeah, back it up.
00:29:54Back it up.
00:29:55Beep.
00:29:56Beep.
00:29:57Beep.
00:29:58Beep.
00:29:59Beep.
00:30:00Beep.
00:30:01Beep.
00:30:02Beep.
00:30:03Beep.
00:30:04Beep.
00:30:05Beep.
00:30:06Beep.
00:30:07Beep.
00:30:08Toot toot.
00:30:09Beep.
00:30:10Beep.
00:30:11Beep.
00:30:12Beep.
00:30:13Beep.
00:30:14Beep.
00:30:15Beep.
00:30:16Beep.
00:30:17Beep.
00:30:18Load and dock.
00:30:19Load and dock.
00:30:20Dick dock.
00:30:21Dick dock.
00:30:22Yeah! Fill me! Fill me up!
00:30:30You all done?
00:30:32Ok, honey, call us back soon. Bye.
00:30:34I thought he was never gonna come.
00:30:42Welcome to Jersey, ma'am.
00:30:47Gracias, Jorge. Hablar con usted mañana. Bye.
00:30:52You're right. It really does open up the space.
00:30:54I actually have some things to tell you.
00:30:56I've instated a ten-minute minimum,
00:30:58so we don't have to waste time with those two-pump Johnnies anymore.
00:31:00I like it.
00:31:01Ok. Second, and this is the big one.
00:31:03Ok.
00:31:04We've made $12,000 in three weeks.
00:31:07No. Yes.
00:31:08Oh my God.
00:31:09I know, and because of that, I felt like just to be safe business-wise,
00:31:12I incorporated us, so we're now an LLC.
00:31:15No shit.
00:31:16Yes.
00:31:17Well, fuck Grandma. Can I get us that new couch?
00:31:19Sure.
00:31:20Ok. I really, really need you to drink this green tea I made for you,
00:31:24because you're getting all hoarse again.
00:31:25I know. I gotta keep the throat loop.
00:31:28I have also been thinking,
00:31:30and I was wondering if maybe we could hire some dumbass to work for us for a dollar a minute.
00:31:35Um, yeah. Yeah, we could do that.
00:31:40Perfect!
00:31:41Because I already found her!
00:31:43You did?
00:31:44Yeah, she writes,
00:31:45Dear slut talkers,
00:31:47Look no further.
00:31:48I scared my last boyfriend away by how dirty I talked in bed.
00:31:52Here's a taste.
00:31:54Fuck my tits until they're so raw you have to move down to my itty, bitty, bitty, edible, gummy-wear thought.
00:32:03I am loud, I am creative, and I love giving phone blowies.
00:32:10So, this is a nice couch.
00:32:14Oh, and also, I've been practicing my baby voice.
00:32:18That won't fit, mister!
00:32:22Not, not really for us. We really try to stay away from the pedo thing.
00:32:27You do really sound like a baby though, so congrats on that.
00:32:30Uh, may I?
00:32:33Oh, the stripper pole.
00:32:35Sure, go for a spin.
00:32:37Has it been used today?
00:32:38Uh, not today.
00:32:39Okay, great.
00:32:48Look at you, you're a natural!
00:32:50So imp- you are very flexible.
00:32:52She's better than me.
00:32:53Well, let's not.
00:32:54Okay, we charge a ten minute minimum.
00:32:57So, the point is just keep the guys on the call as long as possible.
00:33:00Just make sure that they bring up the sex stuff, okay?
00:33:03You just small talk from the get-go.
00:33:05See what happens after that.
00:33:06I'm from Maui, and I love to take my cat to the dog park on Sunday mornings in my bikini.
00:33:15I mean, it's perfect.
00:33:16Amazing.
00:33:17You gotta be on your A-game though for every call, alright?
00:33:19Don't listen to this.
00:33:20But I don't care if they want to take a pretend dump on your boobs.
00:33:22You just roll with it and act like it's sexy.
00:33:23Can we see it?
00:33:24Ugh!
00:33:25Yeah!
00:33:26Ugh!
00:33:27Steamy!
00:33:28I like it right there!
00:33:29Oop!
00:33:30Get over here.
00:33:32Welcome to our family!
00:33:34Ew!
00:33:35My patty!
00:33:36Oh, I just came in my panties and I'm a sweater, honey.
00:33:37Oh, you wanna smell them?
00:33:38Cause they smell so good.
00:33:39Oh, yeah.
00:33:40You can have them for $29.95 plus shipping and handling.
00:33:41Oh, good boy.
00:33:42I'm gonna make them nice and wet.
00:33:43That's for you!
00:33:44Surprise!
00:33:45Hi-hi!
00:33:46Hello!
00:33:47Oh, my God!
00:33:48Hi!
00:33:49Daddy had an appointment in the city this afternoon and I wanted to check out the sale at Barney's
00:33:55and we figured as long as we were in the neighborhood.
00:33:56You mean your mother's lying?
00:33:57I'm so sorry, man.
00:33:58Call me.
00:33:59Okay.
00:34:00Just give me one second, okay?
00:34:01Sure!
00:34:02Oh, my God!
00:34:03Fuck!
00:34:04I love you!
00:34:05Girl, stop.
00:34:06Oh, my God!
00:34:07Ah, good boy.
00:34:08I'm gonna make him nice and wet.
00:34:09That's for you!
00:34:10Surprise!
00:34:11Hi-hi!
00:34:12Hello!
00:34:13Oh, my God!
00:34:14Hi!
00:34:15Daddy had an appointment in the city this afternoon, and I wanted to check out the sale at Barney's
00:34:16and we figured as long as we were in the neighborhood.
00:34:17Your mother's lying.
00:34:18I'm so sorry, man.
00:34:19Call me.
00:34:20Okay.
00:34:21Just, um, give me one second, okay?
00:34:23Sure!
00:34:24Oh, I'm so glad Marley let you keep the dish, and that's only fair.
00:34:27This is like the longest hallway in Manhattan.
00:34:32What's your favorite, Poo-Poo Kitty? Magnolia.
00:34:34Thanks, Mom.
00:34:35Hello? Hello. Oh, and this is a potted plant.
00:34:38Great, thank you.
00:34:43That's, um, that's my roommate.
00:34:46She's exercising in her room.
00:34:48What is that?
00:34:50Is that a stripper pole?
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:53It is.
00:34:55Yeah. Oh, my God. Is your roommate a stripper?
00:34:58No. Oh, my God. No, she's not a stripper.
00:35:00She exercises on there.
00:35:02You know, it's good for your abs.
00:35:03That's not striking.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:05Have you married for a second?
00:35:07Actually, honey, Daddy and I were in your account this week, you know, to make a little gift deposit.
00:35:12Do you guys still watch my account?
00:35:14We couldn't help but notice that you got, like, ten grand in that account.
00:35:17Did Morty finally give you that promotion?
00:35:20Did he?
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:24Oh.
00:35:25Yeah, he did.
00:35:26I know. I'm so sorry. I don't know why I forgot to tell you guys.
00:35:30That's awesome.
00:35:31I'm sorry. It's just not like you to keep these things you did.
00:35:33Oh, my God! Adele! Katie!
00:35:37Oh, God, what a pleasure.
00:35:40Hello.
00:35:40It's so nice to meet you.
00:35:41You?
00:35:41Well, okay.
00:35:42Oh, my goodness. Warren didn't tell me how good-looking you are.
00:35:45Oh, just sit down. Let's get to know each other now.
00:35:47Oh, I would love, I would love to do that. Um, because I love parents. Um, but our very good friend Chrissy is coming over, and she just went through one of the worst breakups I've ever been privy to.
00:36:04Oh, I told you this was going to be a bad time to go.
00:36:08Let's go up into the city again really soon.
00:36:10Anytime.
00:36:10It's just heartbroken. If we could just do this another time, Seth.
00:36:13I understand. Okay.
00:36:14Well, we'll do it another time.
00:36:15Promotion's a big deal. We've got to celebrate.
00:36:17I know. Oh, thank you.
00:36:19Oh, oh, yes.
00:36:20Look who I found just surviving, doing good.
00:36:24Hi.
00:36:25Hi.
00:36:25I'm Chris.
00:36:26Chrissy, I'm Adele. Sweetie, I know we just met, but I, listen, life is full of ups and downs, and good times will come again.
00:36:32Adele and I were separated, worked out fine.
00:36:34Oh, come on, honey. Let's go.
00:36:35Feel better, honey. I'm going to walk them out, okay?
00:36:38Nice to meet you, Katie.
00:36:45I've got you.
00:36:46Honey's got you.
00:36:48Hi, Julie.
00:36:48It's over, you guys.
00:36:50Oh, let's get this fuck show started!
00:36:54Please hold for Misty.
00:36:57Chrissy, it's John from San Jose.
00:37:01Oh, God, it feels good to have the night off.
00:37:04I feel like I was always meant to be an employer and not an employee.
00:37:08Remember the last time we left this apartment?
00:37:11No, I really don't.
00:37:14Can I braid your hair?
00:37:17Okay.
00:37:18I want you to go get a bowl of milk.
00:37:21Very, very full bowl of milk.
00:37:23And then I want you to squat over top of it.
00:37:26You're going to dangle your boys in there.
00:37:28What's that?
00:37:29Did I hear a dog in the background?
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:31I want you to go get some kibble.
00:37:32Yes, go get some kibble.
00:37:34I want you to take two pieces, put them in your mouth.
00:37:36Take three pieces and put them in your bum.
00:37:38Okay, do you have any potted plants around you?
00:37:41I want you to go grab that potted plant.
00:37:44Good.
00:37:44Did it crack?
00:37:45Oh, I like that.
00:37:47Okay, now I want you to crack all of your toes.
00:37:49Now, when you're on the 10th one, you let me know.
00:37:51I want you to pull each lace out of your shoe very slowly.
00:37:54Good boy.
00:37:56Now, when you have that lace out, I want you to wrap it around your balls.
00:37:59You're going to start tugging really gentle.
00:38:01Now, I'm going to deliver you a very special message.
00:38:04And when I do that, I want you to pull real hard.
00:38:07Okay?
00:38:07You got that lace?
00:38:08Good.
00:38:09Here's your special message, Mr. Phone Caller.
00:38:12Girl, you do a good parade.
00:38:16I feel like she's talking a lot of calls with her.
00:38:19Do you want to go check?
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:22You got your hairy dick in your hand.
00:38:25Yeah.
00:38:25That plastic bag over your head?
00:38:27Ooh.
00:38:27You feel like a naughty boy?
00:38:28You know who else thinks you're a naughty boy?
00:38:31G-O-D.
00:38:32Forget this number.
00:38:34Do you want God to damn you to hell?
00:38:36Because he just did.
00:38:38What the fuck?
00:38:39We're the fuck off the phone!
00:38:40We're running a business here!
00:38:42God bless you.
00:38:43Jesus loves you.
00:38:45Your business is disgusting.
00:38:51What is that?
00:38:54It's a cross.
00:38:55I know what it is.
00:38:56I know what it is.
00:38:57I am an undercover agent of the Lord.
00:39:01And you two didn't even know.
00:39:02Even you.
00:39:03And you seem smart.
00:39:05I saved some souls tonight.
00:39:07And that's more than I can say for you two, phone whores.
00:39:10Well, obviously, you're fired.
00:39:12Out.
00:39:13Out with you.
00:39:13Get out!
00:39:14Jesus loves you, too.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:15Out, out, out.
00:39:17Let there be no filthiness.
00:39:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:19We're Jews.
00:39:20Nor foolish talk.
00:39:21We're joking.
00:39:22We're just letting you do this.
00:39:23I don't want to hear it.
00:39:24It's for you to be sure of this.
00:39:26Oh, God.
00:39:30I'm coming.
00:39:30Oh, man.
00:39:35Oh, my God.
00:39:37Fucking Craigslist.
00:39:40What happened?
00:39:42I just, I picked up the phone and he came.
00:39:47I should be our second operator.
00:39:49I don't want to be boring anymore.
00:39:54Are you high?
00:39:55Oh, I appreciate the sentiment, but we just lost half our collars to fucking Jesus of Nazareth back there.
00:40:03Look, I will do whatever you tell me to do.
00:40:07I will, I will lick whatever you want me to lick.
00:40:11I will make us so much money.
00:40:14I am good at everything.
00:40:15You know that.
00:40:17All right.
00:40:19Take a chance on you, kid.
00:40:23Start training tomorrow.
00:40:27Now, you just say the words as I point to them, okay?
00:40:31Dripping hole punches.
00:40:34Next, hard cock jams.
00:40:37Next, wet snatch opens.
00:40:40Say it like you mean it.
00:40:41Okay, let's give this a try.
00:40:43A lot of dildos in there.
00:40:45What?
00:40:45I used to work in a sex shop.
00:40:46Oh, I learned when I popped it in my mouth.
00:40:56Now you try.
00:40:56Has this ever been in your...
00:41:03Well, tell me what you're wearing, you dirty little slut.
00:41:06No, it's just a cute dress from Cindy Vincent.
00:41:09Lauren, hey, I thought we were going to take this seriously, right?
00:41:12Harder.
00:41:12Faster.
00:41:13Harder.
00:41:13Faster.
00:41:14Harder.
00:41:14Faster.
00:41:15Harder.
00:41:15Faster.
00:41:15I'm wearing a lacy pink thong right up my ass and a bra that is just so tight for my heaviness.
00:41:22Good, good.
00:41:24Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:41:27Harder than when they're long and hard and oh, and when they really are just so, so mean.
00:41:35Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:41:40Jesus, have you murdered each other?
00:41:42Some real War of the Roses shit.
00:41:44Like Danny DeVito, call me.
00:41:46Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:41:51I'm going to rub your breasts when I see you in that dress.
00:41:53Mm-hmm.
00:41:54I'm going to rub my own breasts when I see you in that dress.
00:41:56Ooh, yeah.
00:41:57Yeah?
00:41:58Where else are you pink?
00:41:59I'm going to take you to dinner when I see you in that dress.
00:42:03Then, after dinner, I'm going to take you home and I'm going to fuck you.
00:42:06I'm going to rip that dress off and I'm going to fuck you so hard.
00:42:09Come for me, baby.
00:42:10Boop.
00:42:11Yes!
00:42:12Yes!
00:42:13Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:42:16Oh, God, yes!
00:42:18Oh, yes!
00:42:21Well, I just blew my load all over your tits.
00:42:24I'll see you inside.
00:42:28Okay, don't make fun of me, but I'm going to send you that essay I wrote.
00:42:31And I'll, uh, send you that film I cut.
00:42:34It's only the longest short film in the history of cinema.
00:42:38Is this the one about the little man that lives inside the cardigan?
00:42:42No, this one is about the conjoined twins who found happiness.
00:42:46That's good.
00:42:47Ah, okay.
00:42:48That's my other line, but call me later and let's talk about them.
00:42:52Bye.
00:42:54Y-900, mm-hmm.
00:42:58Uh, a three-way.
00:43:03Um, yes.
00:43:05We can do that.
00:43:07Uh, a hold for billing, please.
00:43:10Lauren!
00:43:12You need me to run the card?
00:43:16Yes.
00:43:17And then I need you to stay.
00:43:22It's time for your first call, honey.
00:43:28Ready?
00:43:29Yes.
00:43:30Hi.
00:43:37I'm Kitty, and I'm here with my friend.
00:43:42Hello.
00:43:43I'm...
00:43:45Catty.
00:43:47Hello, Kitty and Catty.
00:43:49That's, uh, guarantee you that's gonna confuse me once I start whacking off,
00:43:53but for now that's okay.
00:43:55I've heard you've been a bad boy, and...
00:43:58I'm here to save you.
00:44:01I'm actually the one who will be doing the saving
00:44:04because I am a goddamn man who flies people through the sky
00:44:09on a bird made of steel.
00:44:11I'm an airplane pilot,
00:44:13and I am masturbating while taking a shit.
00:44:16Tell me what you ladies are wearing.
00:44:18Well, Catty is wearing a lace nightie,
00:44:22and I'm caressing her with my tongue.
00:44:26Okay, I'm starting to masturbate,
00:44:28and I'm done pooing.
00:44:30What part of her skin specifically are you caressing with your tongue?
00:44:37My nipples.
00:44:39Nice.
00:44:40Okay, great.
00:44:42Uh, now you know what I want you guys to do?
00:44:44I want you to put your tongues on a collision course.
00:44:47and just ram those fuckers.
00:44:50Ram tongues.
00:44:58Ugh, Catty.
00:45:00Oh, she's such a good kisser.
00:45:02Her lips are so luscious and wet.
00:45:06Okay, so, Catty,
00:45:09what do Kitty's underpants look like?
00:45:13Oh, they're so cute.
00:45:16Oh, they're so cute.
00:45:17I mean, they're...
00:45:19Well, they're leopard print.
00:45:21There is an animal up her tight, sexy ass.
00:45:26Nice.
00:45:29Uh, Kitty, what do Catty's underpants look like?
00:45:33She's not wearing any panties.
00:45:35Do you like that?
00:45:36No, I don't.
00:45:37I think that's gross, to be totally honest.
00:45:39You're just, what?
00:45:40You're just sweating vagina juice in your jeans all day?
00:45:43That's disgusting.
00:45:44Put on underpants.
00:45:45Tell me when you have them on,
00:45:46so I can keep masturbating.
00:45:48Jerry, come on.
00:45:49Flight's about to leave.
00:45:50Dude, I'm jerking off in here right this second, literally,
00:45:53and you're ruining it.
00:45:54Just delay the flight, okay?
00:45:56Now, Catty, look at Kitty and tell me what you see.
00:45:59She's so pretty.
00:46:12She has the most beautiful eyes.
00:46:17And her hair is soft around her face.
00:46:23And Catty is so beautiful.
00:46:28She has this luminous skin that I would kill for.
00:46:34She is so nice and honest and such a good friend.
00:46:41Kitty is just so fun and outgoing, and she lights up every room.
00:46:49And she gives great manicures.
00:46:54You guys have any dildos or anything like that around?
00:46:56Some last night, listen, you made me proud.
00:47:03You're a real phone sex operator now.
00:47:05I know.
00:47:11I'm a slut.
00:47:13Is it okay?
00:47:14I'm a slut.
00:47:15Is it okay?
00:47:16I'm a slut.
00:47:17I'm a slut.
00:47:22I know.
00:47:23I know.
00:47:24I know.
00:47:25I'm a slut.
00:47:28Is it okay?
00:47:29I'm a slut?
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:32I'm a slut that made $800 in one night.
00:47:36Um, I don't know if I'm just, like, being emotional because of last night or whatever.
00:47:45But I want you to stay.
00:47:49Really stay past the summer.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:52Thank you, Sarah.
00:47:54I have a friend.
00:48:08He's a girl, and I like it.
00:48:11You can't take that job at Laxton Publishing.
00:48:14Let's go full time.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:16It's Laxton Press.
00:48:18And last night was my first night, so let's just take this as it comes, okay?
00:48:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:24I get it.
00:48:25I'll have you know I slept all the way to Brooklyn to get this for you.
00:48:38I will not let you down.
00:48:42I've only given it to you because you said I had a nice ass.
00:48:49Mmm, eat me for lunch at your desk.
00:48:57That feels so good.
00:49:02Do you have a big calculator?
00:49:04I have to pee so bad.
00:49:07It's Harold, our new tax attorney.
00:49:09Big calculator.
00:49:10I got the biggest.
00:49:11Yeah, I got a big calculator for you.
00:49:13I want you to press 5-8-0-0-8.
00:49:19You know what that spells?
00:49:21Boobs.
00:49:22Audit me, Harold.
00:49:24Inspect every inch of my bod with a fine-tooth comb.
00:49:29Oh, bastards!
00:49:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:49:33Oh, I think you found my loophole!
00:49:36Can't happen.
00:49:38Pleasure doing business with you, Harry.
00:49:40Hey, can you fax over those I-9s?
00:49:42Okay.
00:49:43Bye!
00:49:44Okay, bye-bye.
00:49:45Thank you.
00:49:46Bye.
00:49:47Ah.
00:49:48Becky!
00:49:51Thank you, everybody.
00:49:56You're welcome.
00:49:58Is that a gift for me?
00:50:00Yes, and I have one too, and we're going out.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:06My.
00:50:07God.
00:50:08We're matching!
00:50:10We're going to start with the artichoke dip, or what?
00:50:13Yes.
00:50:14I guess, and you want to do maybe like the brown sugar pork?
00:50:16Yes.
00:50:17And maybe like a salad?
00:50:18But dressing on the side?
00:50:19Dressing on the side, of course.
00:50:20Okay, good.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:22What is going on here?
00:50:24It's just...
00:50:25Are you guys scissor dancing?
00:50:27Honestly, you know, I hate lesbians, but you have to tell me.
00:50:29I'll make an exception.
00:50:30I'll get past it for you guys.
00:50:31No!
00:50:32What then?
00:50:33We are running a fun sex line.
00:50:36Boom.
00:50:37Take a shot.
00:50:38Not my idea.
00:50:39And this doesn't make me a whore.
00:50:40A whore?
00:50:41No!
00:50:42This makes...
00:50:43She just phone fucked the shit out of our accountant.
00:50:46What is going on?
00:50:47What?
00:50:48Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:49What happened to Laxton Press?
00:50:50Laxton Press?
00:50:51And that bitch never called me back, so screw her.
00:50:52She has me.
00:50:53Wow.
00:50:54You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American dream.
00:50:57You have to tell me, what do these guys say?
00:51:00Is it all like penis and vagina?
00:51:01Where do the dicks go?
00:51:02I've had phone anal.
00:51:03You had 50 years old.
00:51:04I've had 50 years old.
00:51:05I've had 50 years old.
00:51:06I've had 50 years old.
00:51:07I've had 50 years old.
00:51:08I've had 50 years old.
00:51:09I've had 50 years old.
00:51:10I've had 50 years old.
00:51:11You had anal?
00:51:12You had anal?
00:51:13Oh, my God.
00:51:14I'm so good at that.
00:51:15Can I work for you guys?
00:51:16No.
00:51:17It's girls only.
00:51:18No.
00:51:19No.
00:51:20That's no fair.
00:51:22I could be the unicorn this time if you want.
00:51:25Actually, I was thinking, since we both...
00:51:28Hey, sorry I wasn't here for your call at 10, but I had to get out of this apartment.
00:51:34You know, it's okay.
00:51:35I was thinking maybe we could meet up in person.
00:51:42What?
00:51:43Well, we haven't had phone sex in a week and we still talk every day.
00:51:50And I loved your essay and you made it through my short film.
00:51:55Kind of like we're already dating.
00:51:58So I thought maybe we could meet up, like, Friday.
00:52:03Hello?
00:52:05Oh, I fucked this up.
00:52:09I'm sorry.
00:52:10Okay, let's do it.
00:52:12Really?
00:52:13Well, you don't have to.
00:52:15No.
00:52:16No, I want to.
00:52:18I do.
00:52:19I really want to.
00:52:20Shaquanda, I can't wait to meet you.
00:52:23Oh, yeah.
00:52:25Um...
00:52:27Actually, my name is Katie.
00:52:30Hello.
00:52:32Lauren?
00:52:34Lauren?
00:52:36Lauren?
00:52:37Lauren?
00:52:38Oh, my God.
00:52:41Huh?
00:52:42What are you doing in there?
00:52:44What were you doing in there?
00:52:45I was working with.
00:52:47Did you just have phone sex?
00:52:50Do we not run a phone sex life?
00:52:52Well...
00:52:53Yeah, but...
00:52:55You slut!
00:52:56You just put your fingers in your puss!
00:52:59Ew, no!
00:53:00You know that a little pony dies every time you do that.
00:53:03Did you wash your hands?
00:53:05Maybe I didn't.
00:53:07Ew!
00:53:08Whatever, you just do it all the time!
00:53:10Ew!
00:53:11No.
00:53:12You're not that good of an actress.
00:53:14Anyways...
00:53:15Um...
00:53:1610 o'clock Sean lives in Brooklyn.
00:53:19That is not just a billing address.
00:53:21And, uh...
00:53:22Now we have a date on Friday night.
00:53:25So...
00:53:26No.
00:53:27Why not?
00:53:29Um, because he's probably a rapist.
00:53:32Oh, please.
00:53:33Don't judge him.
00:53:34You and I are the ones on the phone.
00:53:36Please?
00:53:37I haven't been on a date in forever.
00:53:42Now I've had a taste of the outside world!
00:53:45I want more!
00:53:47It's just gonna be a cool bar in Brooklyn.
00:53:49I'll come home.
00:53:51I promise.
00:53:52Fine.
00:53:53But you play by my rules.
00:53:56What are your rules?
00:53:58You'll see on Friday, won't you?
00:54:01Is that a new shower head?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:04Well, it's on my body.
00:54:08Cute dance.
00:54:10Okay.
00:54:11That's good.
00:54:12I literally never want to see that dance ever again.
00:54:15Oh!
00:54:16You just blinded me with that dance.
00:54:18I am now blinded.
00:54:38These are the rules.
00:54:40Step one.
00:54:41Put these on.
00:54:42Way too small for me.
00:54:43That's the point, okay?
00:54:44Ten o'clock will never be able to get in these.
00:54:46It is rape prevention wear at its best.
00:54:48Oh, for the Christ's sake.
00:54:50Okay.
00:54:51Step two.
00:54:53Bug spray.
00:54:55What?
00:54:56I didn't know where to buy mace,
00:54:57and I just figured it'll do the same thing
00:54:58when you just spray them in the face.
00:55:00What the hell kind of purse would that even fit in?
00:55:03You can borrow my tote.
00:55:05I've already filled with some other stuff.
00:55:07What?
00:55:08No canned goods for my survival?
00:55:11Oh, all right.
00:55:13I'll take it.
00:55:14I'll throw it in my new tote bag.
00:55:19I am ready to survive date rape.
00:55:23Ta-da!
00:55:28Can I please get one drink?
00:55:30Please?
00:55:31When blood alcohol levels dangerously low.
00:55:33No, you're leaving.
00:55:35This will make me go.
00:55:36I don't want to go back to that apartment.
00:55:37I'm outside.
00:55:38Guys!
00:55:39Is that him?
00:55:40Is that him?
00:55:41Look at that lumberjack.
00:55:42A lot of bears here.
00:55:43I like a bear.
00:55:44I like this.
00:55:45Katie?
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:47Hi.
00:55:48Hi.
00:55:49Hi.
00:55:50Hi.
00:55:51Hi.
00:55:52Wow.
00:55:53You are really pretty.
00:55:54You are really pretty, too.
00:55:56I'm sorry.
00:55:57I didn't know you were bringing people.
00:55:58That's cool.
00:55:59Um, these are just my overprotective friends that are going to be leaving for a second.
00:56:03I'm, I'm Katie Thorne.
00:56:04Hi.
00:56:05Hello.
00:56:06What's up, man?
00:56:07Jesse Lawson.
00:56:08Hey.
00:56:09How you doing?
00:56:10Good.
00:56:11You like comedy?
00:56:12You want to like the life?
00:56:13Check it out.
00:56:14You're welcome to come.
00:56:15It's a $10 cover to Green Hill.
00:56:16Great.
00:56:17Yeah.
00:56:18Okay.
00:56:19Awesome.
00:56:20Okay.
00:56:21Good.
00:56:22I'm good.
00:56:23Nice to meet you.
00:56:24Nice to meet you.
00:56:25Nice to meet you.
00:56:26Bye.
00:56:27I'm just going to say this.
00:56:28I do not think it's weird at all that you guys met at all.
00:56:30I'm just going to say this.
00:56:31Don't think it's weird at all that you guys met on the phone sex line.
00:56:32Don't think it's weird.
00:56:33Cause you know what?
00:56:34Fuck it.
00:56:35Life is weird.
00:56:36Right?
00:56:37No.
00:56:38I was in the shower this morning.
00:56:39Can you talk about hair?
00:56:40Can you talk about human hair?
00:56:41Sounds curly.
00:56:42Bye.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:44Don't worry about it.
00:56:45All right.
00:56:46Sweet.
00:56:47Yes.
00:56:48Sweet as can be.
00:56:49Very funny.
00:56:50Yeah.
00:56:51Is it cute?
00:56:52Yeah.
00:56:53Yeah.
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:59Nice to finally meet you.
00:57:00Nice to finally meet you.
00:57:01Nice to finally meet you.
00:57:02All right.
00:57:03Let's do it.
00:57:04Right.
00:57:05Okay.
00:57:06Cheers.
00:57:07Cheers.
00:57:08You're right.
00:57:09This is so much more comfortable than me.
00:57:10Yeah.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:12Yeah.
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14Yeah.
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:19Yeah.
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23Yeah.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:25Yeah.
00:57:26Yeah.
00:57:27You're right.
00:57:28This is so much more comfortable than being in the bar.
00:57:30Can I open my eyes here?
00:57:31No.
00:57:32You cannot look at me and I cannot look at you.
00:57:34It's just easier this way.
00:57:36Trust me.
00:57:37Shh.
00:57:38You know, I approached two other girls before I found you.
00:57:43I met a Christina and a Lily.
00:57:47No, you didn't.
00:57:49I saw you walk in and you walked right towards me.
00:57:51No, I know.
00:57:52You're right.
00:57:53I knew it was you.
00:57:54You're cute.
00:57:57You better not be peeking.
00:57:59I'm not.
00:58:02Let's open our eyes anyway, okay?
00:58:04Okay.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:06Okay.
00:58:07Count to three.
00:58:08One.
00:58:09Two.
00:58:10Three.
00:58:15Uh.
00:58:16Uh.
00:58:17Uh.
00:58:18Uh.
00:58:19Uh.
00:58:20Uh.
00:58:21Uh.
00:58:22Yeah.
00:58:23Uh.
00:58:24Put it anywhere.
00:58:25Lauren!
00:58:26Put it anywhere.
00:58:27You're home.
00:58:28How was it?
00:58:29It was great.
00:58:30Did you smoke that whole joint?
00:58:31Uh-huh.
00:58:32Tell me about your date.
00:58:33It was amazing.
00:58:35It was, like, the best date I have ever been on.
00:58:37C'était l'amnette.
00:58:39C'était l'amnette.
00:58:41C'était l'amnette la meilleure date.
00:58:45Il n'était pas encore plus awkward.
00:58:47Et puis on a la kissée.
00:58:49C'était l'amnette.
00:58:51C'était l'amnette.
00:58:53Et puis...
00:58:55C'était l'amnette.
00:58:57Non.
00:58:59Qu'est-ce que tu as eu l'amnette ?
00:59:01C'était l'amnette.
00:59:03I got my period when I was 12,
00:59:05and I wasn't close with my mom,
00:59:07so I called my older, cooler cousin Wendy,
00:59:09and I went over to her house.
00:59:11I bike-rided over,
00:59:13and she brought me into the bathroom
00:59:15to do the whole tampon tutorial, you know what I mean?
00:59:17And, like, we were standing there with legs open,
00:59:19flaps open. Are you with me?
00:59:21Mm-hmm. Just don't.
00:59:23Okay. I'm jamming it up there,
00:59:25and I'm trying to make it fit,
00:59:27and there's blood everywhere,
00:59:29and it just looks like this horrible murder scene,
00:59:31and I look over,
00:59:33and that's when I see it.
00:59:37A wart.
00:59:39You had genital warts at 12?
00:59:41Not on me. On Wendy's left labia.
00:59:43And she saw me see it,
00:59:45and obviously I was horrified,
00:59:47and that's when she said it to me.
00:59:49If you don't want one of these,
00:59:51don't have sex in high school.
00:59:53After that, just make sure
00:59:55you're in love with whoever it is.
00:59:57and no one was ever in love with me.
01:00:09I'm a virgin.
01:00:15Oh, no, no, no.
01:00:17No, that's...
01:00:19That can't be true.
01:00:21Yes, it is.
01:00:23I've never even had a boyfriend.
01:00:25But I went to college with you.
01:00:27I thought you were a school slut.
01:00:29Well, that's what everyone thought,
01:00:31but I wasn't doing any of it.
01:00:33I was just talking a lot of shit,
01:00:35and then I just got so scared around guys
01:00:38that would just, like, clam up.
01:00:40You just...
01:00:44all the time?
01:00:48You don't ever...
01:00:54Stop looking at me.
01:00:56I'm just all talk, literally.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:02Tina Fey lost her virginity at, like, 27, okay?
01:01:06And she's pretty cool, I think.
01:01:08And you are gonna be mind-blowing at sex.
01:01:12I mean, if your body can keep up with your mouth,
01:01:14you are gonna make some guy's head
01:01:16just pop right off his neck.
01:01:18And being in love when you do it,
01:01:20only gonna make it better.
01:01:24I have an idea.
01:01:32Bum-fada-bum!
01:01:34These are yours.
01:01:36Use them.
01:01:38That way, when you're ready for Sean
01:01:40or whoever else is lucky enough
01:01:42to fall in love with you,
01:01:44you'll be ready.
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:53Maybe not Earl.
01:01:54Not Earl.
01:01:59How about this one?
01:02:00Kevin.
01:02:05Thanks, Rhett.
01:02:06One nine hundred.
01:02:07Mm-hmm.
01:02:08That's one nine hundred.
01:02:09M-m-m.
01:02:10H-m-m.
01:02:11And cut.
01:02:12Yeah, it's definitely a little stiff.
01:02:13Really?
01:02:14Well, no, I'm not calm.
01:02:15I mean, I already did calm.
01:02:16Maybe you should have a drink.
01:02:17Just take my friend.
01:02:18Can you get me a glass of wine, please?
01:02:19Will you get me a glass of wine?
01:02:20Can you get me a little sip?
01:02:21I don't know, I'm not calm.
01:02:22I mean, I already did calm.
01:02:23Maybe you guys should have a drink.
01:02:24Let's take my friend.
01:02:25Can you get me a glass of wine, please?
01:02:26Will you get me a glass of tea, please?
01:02:27Can you get me a glass of tea?
01:02:28There's a tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea.
01:02:30MMMHMM
01:03:00I never find my keys in this bag. I don't know why you don't use that zipper compartment.
01:03:15Oh my god, it's the wax and press.
01:03:20I'm not gonna get it. I'm never talking to that bitch ever again.
01:03:24No, get it. I have an idea.
01:03:27Get it. Hello? This is Lauren Powell.
01:03:36You are a vision in my dress, my god.
01:03:41I want to go with you into the interview.
01:03:44I can't believe I'm gonna tell the wax and press to shove it.
01:03:47Are you sure I'm doing the right thing?
01:03:48Yes. You have nothing to lose. It's not like you're gonna work there.
01:03:51Go in there, tell her what a good phone fucker you are,
01:03:53and then come home to me and we can celebrate because it's commercial night.
01:03:57I have something I want to say.
01:04:00Have you been masturbating again because you don't have to tell me every time?
01:04:02No. No, no, no. It's not that.
01:04:06I love you.
01:04:08Should we hug or something?
01:04:23Yeah.
01:04:25Okay.
01:04:26Isn't that funny at your bogus interview?
01:04:27Make that lady feel sorry she never hired you in the first place?
01:04:40Hmm.
01:04:42You're different.
01:04:45What's going on here?
01:04:47Oh.
01:04:49Oh.
01:04:51I've been running a phone sex line.
01:04:53You?
01:04:55Yeah, that's funny.
01:04:59For reals?
01:05:01Is it for charity?
01:05:03Hi, Tess.
01:05:05Hi, Kitty.
01:05:07I'm here with Zelda. Doesn't she look a lot like a young Carol Channing?
01:05:10She's so cute.
01:05:12Hey, um, who's ready to put some of my famous bean dip in their mouths
01:05:15while watching the first cut of her phone sex commercial?
01:05:18I am. I am.
01:05:21Hey, is Lauren back yet?
01:05:23From her Power Play interview? No, not yet.
01:05:25I have to say, I think what you guys are doing is so weird and single white female-y,
01:05:30but then again, I'm stroking Zelda like I'm a Bond villain.
01:05:35So who am I to talk about weird?
01:05:37Did you get the DVD?
01:05:38Yes. It's already in the player. Wait, somebody's here.
01:05:40I gotta go. I can't wait to see you. Bye.
01:05:42We're back.
01:05:45Hey.
01:05:48Hi.
01:05:50Can we come in?
01:05:51Yes, yes, please. Come on in.
01:05:54Nice to see you.
01:05:56And you.
01:05:58We could really use a strong female editor that wants to grow with our company.
01:06:02Just somebody like you that understands a good business model.
01:06:07I know you've had a fun summer doing phone sex.
01:06:10It's a phase.
01:06:11I love a good phase.
01:06:12I'm a hasbian.
01:06:13I made love to a woman with crooked bangs for six months.
01:06:16Are you following me back to reality?
01:06:18Because what happens?
01:06:20What happens when you're crossing 7th Avenue,
01:06:23holding that hot soy latte,
01:06:25and a cab comes out of nowhere,
01:06:27just takes you out?
01:06:29You don't have benefits.
01:06:39You're really gonna be a phone sex operator the rest of your life?
01:06:42Take the job, Lauren.
01:06:48This place looks great.
01:06:50The balloons are really festive.
01:06:52Thank you.
01:06:54Hard not to focus on this here.
01:06:56This, uh...
01:06:58What? What are you talking about?
01:07:00Just kidding.
01:07:02I know.
01:07:03We're having a bachelorette party here tonight.
01:07:07And I had them and I thought, hell, I'll throw them on the table.
01:07:11Titty fuck me.
01:07:13Stoop sale.
01:07:14Huh?
01:07:15You got the damnedest things there.
01:07:18You guys, I just want to tell you,
01:07:20Lauren and I have been having such an amazing summer.
01:07:24I honestly feel like she is my sister.
01:07:26Which, cha-ching, makes you guys my parents.
01:07:30I always wanted normal parents.
01:07:33Hi.
01:07:38What time was her appointment?
01:07:40Um, two. It was a two.
01:07:42Man, I cannot wait to hear about that, huh?
01:07:44Hi.
01:07:45Here's my girl.
01:07:46Another surprise visit.
01:07:49Honey.
01:07:50Again, hi.
01:07:51My goodness, what are you wearing, sweetie?
01:07:52I can see your bra.
01:07:53Never, never, never mind.
01:07:55Sweetheart, did you get the job?
01:07:56How was it?
01:07:57Um, it was, it was really good.
01:07:58It was a great interview.
01:08:00They actually offered me the job right on the spot.
01:08:02I know.
01:08:03It has insurance and a 401k plan.
01:08:06The position is, is really, really fantastic.
01:08:09Um, so, so I, I took it.
01:08:15This is great news.
01:08:16We have to celebrate.
01:08:18Are you serious?
01:08:19Honey, I am so proud.
01:08:21Why don't you change and we'll all go have a big lunch at Sarabeth's.
01:08:24Put on something that fits, cause you know we always run into daddy's work friends there.
01:08:28Um, Katie, why don't you come to my room with me and you can help me pick out an outfit and I'll tell you more about the job.
01:08:35I'm sure you'll be fine on your own.
01:08:39Okay.
01:08:40Mom, Dad, I would love to tell you more about our special summer because Lauren has been so shy about it.
01:09:00But, at our party tonight we're gonna have a screening of something we made and I would love to share it with you.
01:09:05Please, come with me, will you?
01:09:07Oh, it's so exciting.
01:09:08I love an audience.
01:09:09Oh, hi.
01:09:10It's nice to see you.
01:09:11Do you ever wonder why you're alone in the tub?
01:09:24It's so lonely when you're in the tub alone, isn't it?
01:09:28You don't have to be so lonely anymore.
01:09:31If you have only these, you can just give me a call.
01:09:37Oh, the bubbles were all her idea, by the way. I mean, she's, she's a smart cookie, that one.
01:09:49I'm gonna be sick.
01:09:50What the hell's wrong with you?
01:09:51What? I was just catching your parents up on what a beautiful summer we've had. While we're at it, should I tell them about how Morty fired you or do you want to tell them, oops, the cat's out of the bag, sorry.
01:10:03I've never moved in with you.
01:10:04If you'll excuse me, I'm an errands around.
01:10:06It's dirty money.
01:10:10Okay, I know that you're really more of a business manager and you're not actually listening to, to, to guys.
01:10:22I know you're mad.
01:10:51Just because you don't give a shit about your parents doesn't mean I don't care about mine.
01:11:00I know.
01:11:04And I'm sorry, okay?
01:11:06No. No, it is not okay. You lied to me. I did not know that I was gonna take that job. And it's not even that big of a deal. I can still help out here.
01:11:20Well, don't do me any favors. If you were my real friend, you would understand why I took that job.
01:11:25Excuse me, real friend? I am not the one that lied to my partner today.
01:11:29That's hilarious because last time I checked, you lied about being a whore. I go off and I do one thing by myself and you prove to be some insecure virgin.
01:11:39You make me feel like I will never be good enough for you. So why don't you and your shit get out of my apartment?
01:11:58This is our apartment. I told you I loved you this morning. You were too scared to say it back.
01:12:13I wasn't too scared. I just don't love you.
01:12:23Want some being dead?
01:12:33Oh, yeah. That feels good.
01:12:35Oh, yeah.
01:12:40Yeah, I want you to finger bang me in the shower.
01:12:45Uh, why don't you just flip me over and do me from behind?
01:12:48Are you even listening?
01:12:50No, I do like it.
01:12:52It's so depressing.
01:12:54You know, I call you. I get one phone call a week.
01:12:57This is so fucking depressing. This is more depressing than the macaroni necklace that my kid sends me.
01:13:02What the shit am I supposed to do with that in here?
01:13:04Just tell me what you want.
01:13:07Well, what I want, Sandy, is for you to get your head in the fucking game.
01:13:13That's what I want.
01:13:14What I want is for you to start taking Discover Card again.
01:13:18That's the one we use in here.
01:13:20What I want is for you to keep doing two-on-ones.
01:13:23What I want is to not have to make a dildo out of soap, okay?
01:13:26It hurts, and it takes a long time.
01:13:30But, you know, that's not what we all get.
01:13:32We don't all get that.
01:13:34But now what I'm gonna have to do, what I didn't want to do, is go to your house and steal your fucking dog, and then steal your car.
01:13:44And then when you come outside to look for your dog, you say, oh, where's my dog, where's my dog?
01:13:48Oh, bam!
01:13:49I'm gonna hit you with my car.
01:13:51I'm gonna vehicular manslaughter you because that is what I do.
01:13:56That's what I do.
01:13:58I don't even have a car.
01:14:00I'll lick your pussy.
01:14:03No, you don't want to do that.
01:14:07We don't get razors in here.
01:14:09Kinda lost the mood now, anyway.
01:14:23Lauren.
01:14:24Happy hour.
01:14:25Ruby foos.
01:14:26Sake bombs.
01:14:27Four to seven.
01:14:28Half price.
01:14:29All the apps you can eat.
01:14:30Hot Asian guys.
01:14:31Let's go.
01:14:32Okay, just give me a minute.
01:14:37I have a plan.
01:14:38Yeah?
01:14:39Yeah.
01:14:40My lease is up soon.
01:14:41I can move in here with you.
01:14:43Oof.
01:14:45Yeah.
01:14:46No, we're not there yet.
01:14:49But thanks for offering.
01:14:51We should probably, like, have sex before we live together.
01:14:55Yes.
01:14:56It's a great idea.
01:14:57Not today.
01:14:58Mm.
01:14:59But...
01:15:01Soon.
01:15:04Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
01:15:06I promise I'm gonna find a place so soon.
01:15:08You know, I totally...
01:15:10I like having you here.
01:15:12I love having my own living space.
01:15:14Oh, you know.
01:15:16And this Greek yogurt is so good.
01:15:18What is that?
01:15:19I'm gonna take this.
01:15:20I'll be right back.
01:15:21What is that?
01:15:22Who is it?
01:15:23I don't know.
01:15:24Who is she replacing me with?
01:15:25You're never gonna replace me, are you?
01:15:27Because I love you.
01:15:28My sabinia palinia.
01:15:29Pfft.
01:15:30Do you have any tens?
01:15:31No, I do not.
01:15:32You must go fish.
01:15:33Do you have any sixes?
01:15:35Yes.
01:15:36Do you have any fives?
01:15:37Yes.
01:15:38Yes.
01:15:39Yes.
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:41Yes.
01:15:42Yes.
01:15:43Yes.
01:15:44Yes.
01:15:45Yes.
01:15:46Yes.
01:15:47Yes.
01:15:48Yes.
01:15:49Yes.
01:15:50Yes.
01:15:51Yes.
01:15:52Yes.
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:55Yes.
01:15:56Yes.
01:15:57Yes.
01:15:59Yes.
01:16:00Yes.
01:16:01This is stupid.
01:16:02Stop being such a girl and call on.
01:16:13Let's have sex.
01:16:16Come on.
01:16:17Okay.
01:16:19Oh.
01:16:20Wow.
01:16:21Oh, wow.
01:16:26Et le wine, et le cheese, et le gelato,
01:16:30et tout le monde était fraîche, c'était vivaceous.
01:16:34Et donc, sur ce jour, je décide de prendre un petit tour.
01:16:37Je me suis feeling high en vie, le casse est bien.
01:16:40Donc, je me suis walkée sur cette hill,
01:16:42et je me suis walkée, et tout de suite,
01:16:43je vois ce petit chou-chop dans le coin, OK?
01:16:46Et je me suis walkée, et cette couple,
01:16:48ils m'ont en loveé.
01:16:49Ils me prennent comme je suis leur propre.
01:16:51Et l'olde femme, elle est probablement 82,
01:16:53elle commence à faire risotto, et il smells...
01:16:56Vous vous voulez, il smells so good.
01:16:57Et l'olde homme, il m'a fait un contraption,
01:17:00et il commence à mesurer mes feet.
01:17:01Et il commence à rainer outside, pour moi.
01:17:03Donc, je dis à l'autre, je dois aller.
01:17:05Je suis allé, j'ai un grand temps, je dois aller.
01:17:07Et il m'enlève mon chou, et il ne m'enlève pas.
01:17:10Et il, je...
01:17:12Je...
01:17:14C'est le nouveau job, c'est ça ?
01:17:17Oh, c'est bon, c'est vraiment...
01:17:18C'est vraiment bon, je me suis learning.
01:17:19C'est bon, c'est bon.
01:17:20C'est bon.
01:17:21Je te dis, je ne m'enlève pas.
01:17:22C'est bon.
01:17:23C'est bon.
01:17:24C'est bon.
01:17:25C'est bon.
01:17:26C'est bon.
01:17:27C'est bon.
01:17:28C'est bon.
01:17:29C'est bon.
01:17:30C'est bon.
01:17:31C'est bon.
01:17:32C'est bon.
01:17:33C'est bon.
01:17:34C'est bon.
01:17:35C'est bon.
01:17:36C'est bon.
01:17:37C'est bon.
01:17:38C'est bon.
01:17:39C'est bon.
01:17:40C'est bon.
01:17:41C'est bon.
01:17:42C'est bon.
01:17:43C'est bon.
01:17:44C'est bon.
01:17:45C'est bon.
01:17:46C'est bon.
01:17:47C'est bon.
01:17:48C'est bon.
01:17:49C'est bon.
01:17:50Est-ce que c'est OK ?
01:17:56Sorry, je suis juste so nervous.
01:18:00Oh, c'est OK. C'est OK, c'est OK.
01:18:03Just relax.
01:18:05You know, I have an idea.
01:18:11Just get it, I'll only be one second.
01:18:20Hello.
01:18:23Hello.
01:18:28Oh, this is silly.
01:18:30Mm-hm.
01:18:37It feels so good.
01:18:42I've never learned to do this since the first time I've heard your voice.
01:18:48I did this too.
01:18:50Yeah, after I saved that case in Italy, they thought, OK, you know, this is the guy we've got to make something up.
01:18:59Um, look, Lauren, there is a reason that I asked to see you today.
01:19:05And that's because I realized that I made a mistake.
01:19:08I should have never left you.
01:19:10You're my person.
01:19:13I am?
01:19:15I'm gonna shoot you straight.
01:19:17When I was in Italy, I had a brief yet intense relationship with a Sicilian woman, OK?
01:19:23And at first, it was exhilarating.
01:19:25The passion was immense.
01:19:27But then the fighting would start, Laura, and slaps across my face and screaming and door slamming.
01:19:34And it was exhausting.
01:19:36And I started to think about you and what I love about you.
01:19:40And it's just, you're so simple.
01:19:45You know?
01:19:46Lauren, I want you back in my life.
01:19:50Back in my apartment.
01:19:51I got a place on the Upper East Side.
01:19:53Come home with me.
01:19:54Babe, bring the NuvaRing.
01:19:56You know?
01:19:57I want to feel it.
01:20:01You're an asshole.
01:20:03I'm leaving.
01:20:05Wait.
01:20:06No, no.
01:20:07OK.
01:20:08I'm not an asshole.
01:20:09Yes, Lauren, I was an asshole.
01:20:11But now it's out of my system and I want you back.
01:20:15You know, you've been calling me for months.
01:20:17I made a lot of calls this summer, Charlie.
01:20:21Turns out you were right.
01:20:23We were boring.
01:20:24And you still are.
01:20:27You're not my person.
01:20:28You were never my person.
01:20:38I just came.
01:20:47I love Lauren.
01:20:54I'm inside you.
01:20:57I know.
01:20:59I think I might love you too.
01:21:02But she would be so proud of me right now.
01:21:07And I just want to tell her.
01:21:09But I can't tell her because I hate her.
01:21:12She hates me, so.
01:21:13I think I love you too.
01:21:21And I'll call her.
01:21:26Do it.
01:21:38Hey, it's Lauren.
01:21:39Sorry I missed your call.
01:21:40Leave me a message and I'll call you back.
01:21:41Fuck.
01:21:42Hi.
01:21:43It's Katie.
01:21:44Leave a message.
01:21:45Really?
01:21:47Fuck.
01:21:48See?
01:21:58It's me.
01:21:59Please don't hang up.
01:22:01I love you.
01:22:03I love you.
01:22:05I'm out of breath because you've been running through my mind all day and I'm coming.
01:22:07I'm coming.
01:22:08I'm coming.
01:22:09I'm coming.
01:22:10I'm coming.
01:22:11I'm coming.
01:22:12You're coming to me?
01:22:13Yes.
01:22:14Yes.
01:22:15Yes.
01:22:16Are you close?
01:22:17I'm so close.
01:22:18I'm down the street.
01:22:19I want you.
01:22:20I want you to come inside.
01:22:22I want you.
01:22:23I want you so hard.
01:22:24I...
01:22:25Come to me.
01:22:27Come to me.
01:22:28I love you back.
01:22:29I love you too.
01:22:30I think I love you.
01:22:31But I know I love you but...
01:22:32Okay.
01:22:33I can't stop saying it.
01:22:35I'm close.
01:22:36I'm so close.
01:22:37Here I come.
01:22:39This feels so good.
01:22:40I know.
01:22:41I know.
01:22:42I love you.
01:22:43I love you.
01:22:44I love you.
01:22:45I know I'm here.
01:22:46I'm saying it.
01:22:48Where are you?
01:22:49I'm here.
01:22:54Steve, I missed you.
01:22:56You're so sweaty.
01:22:58I just ran 11 blocks in heels.
01:23:03I'm sorry.
01:23:04I'm sorry.
01:23:05You know I love you.
01:23:06I don't know why I didn't say it that morning and I should have.
01:23:09No.
01:23:10I was wrong to take the job without talking to you.
01:23:12Of course you took the job.
01:23:13What are you going to do?
01:23:14Not take it?
01:23:15Who am I to stand in the way of your dream job?
01:23:20Can I come home?
01:23:23OBS.
01:23:25What are you wearing?
01:23:26What are you like?
01:23:27The Gramercy Park flasher now?
01:23:28Charlie called me and I went to see him and I thought that I would wear this because I thought that maybe he would like it.
01:23:36Oh my God.
01:23:37Who wears this?
01:23:38Who wears this?
01:23:39All right.
01:23:41Let's get you inside and put on something sensible.
01:23:44Oh my God.
01:23:45Speaking of letting people inside, I let Shawn inside.
01:23:48My vagina.
01:23:49We just had sex.
01:23:51Oh my God.
01:23:52I mean, ow at first, but then out of this world.
01:23:57I have to hear all the details.
01:23:59Oh, I have details.
01:24:00Like who knew their stuff runs right out as soon as they're done.
01:24:03And it's so warm.
01:24:05I got some running out my leg right now.
01:24:07And I don't want them to miss you know, surprise!
01:24:16Hurry up and take your bike, walk my bike, new stars!
01:24:17What else is in front of you?
01:24:20We're disabused, you'd believe it's a lute!
01:24:24Call my boy, take your bike, walk your bike, new stars!
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