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00:00You have to have like a good-sized dick or I just can't, I can't date you.
00:04You'll get bored with it. I'll get bored with it.
00:06You need to have like six inches. I have a rule.
00:07It has to be like six inches or a good five.
00:10Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pillow Talk!
00:19I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies.
00:22Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.
00:24This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Palenal.
00:25We're joined by, all the way from Los Angeles, California,
00:31Ava Marie is co-hosting today.
00:32Hello, everybody.
00:33Big deal. Big deal. Beautiful girl.
00:36Up and coming porn star.
00:37Good one, too.
00:39Aw, thank you.
00:39A great one at that.
00:41I feel like it's the same stunt cock very often, but she is single.
00:46I am completely single.
00:47And today, our special guest, one of the top Latina porn stars of all time.
00:53Of all time.
00:54That's true.
00:55Sheesh.
00:55No, really, though.
00:56You're out here.
00:57Thank you, for real.
00:57Yes, this is Alva J.
00:59Nice.
01:00Ooh.
01:01One of the goats.
01:03Really?
01:04Who better?
01:06Who better?
01:07A goat of the Latina porn.
01:08Yeah.
01:09Who's the goat, like, Latina porn star?
01:12Is it you?
01:12Who's Tom Brady?
01:14I like Rose Monroe a lot.
01:16Fuck it.
01:17She's like OG.
01:17Alva J.
01:19Yeah.
01:19And one thing we were talking about just before the show.
01:23You have your actual name in your Instagram.
01:26Yeah.
01:26Alva Velasco.
01:28Velasco.
01:29Velasca.
01:29Velasco.
01:30That's the one.
01:31I think that's very risky for your profession because people obsess over you and now they
01:37have a better chance of stalking you to kill you.
01:40Well, they could try it.
01:42Okay.
01:43I'm going to put up a fight.
01:44I believe it.
01:45I do not want to die getting murdered, but I didn't do that on purpose.
01:50I was doing a lot of stuff before I got into sex work, like YouTube videos, like makeup
01:56stuff.
01:57I always do my own makeup.
01:59I would consider myself-
02:00The guys watching have no idea what you're talking about.
02:01Well, I would consider myself, like, that's how I started, like, as a makeup artist.
02:06Okay.
02:06And then I was doing, like, fitness, and then I got my tits done, and I got, I went viral
02:10on Snapchat, and then I got, like, into sex work because all the boys were, like,
02:15make it premium Snapchat, make it premium Snapchat.
02:17So it was kind of too far gone to really-
02:19The evolution.
02:20Yeah.
02:20Yes.
02:21It was kind of too far gone to really change my name.
02:23Fair enough.
02:24But if anyone does try it, like, I live in Las Vegas.
02:26We could, like, carry.
02:27I have a gun.
02:28Oh.
02:29I, like-
02:30Don't try it.
02:30Oh, mom.
02:31I have, like-
02:32Did you bring it to Canada?
02:33No.
02:34I don't think you can.
02:35I mean, like, you know-
02:37Porn stars with kids.
02:38One of my guy friends has, like, six guns.
02:40Like, I'm not trying to-
02:42I'm just saying, like, don't try-
02:43Sounds like a nice guy.
02:44Don't try and come for me.
02:45Okay.
02:46We will not.
02:47So, to be honest, I thought that you had real tits, fake ass.
02:52No, my ass is real, actually.
02:54Oh.
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:55It's real ass, fake tits.
02:57Yeah.
02:57You had me fooled.
02:59Yeah.
02:59Wow.
02:59That's funny.
03:00I thought the same thing, too.
03:00I think some people-
03:01You thought so, too.
03:02I thought the same thing, too.
03:03I think some people think that, that I have, like, a BBL.
03:04Your ass is-
03:05You have the fakest booty I've ever seen in my life.
03:07Stop.
03:07No, I don't.
03:08It looks-
03:08No chance that's real.
03:10Yes, it is.
03:10No, we're going to take you to an optometrist or-
03:12Okay, I don't think it was fake.
03:13I just thought it was fake.
03:15Whatever the hell.
03:15The booty people.
03:16No, no, no.
03:16If you scroll down, like, on my Instagram, I have pretty much put my whole life out there,
03:22like, since I was 16 years old.
03:23Respect.
03:24Yeah, and my butt's real, but my boobs are fake.
03:27They look good.
03:29They do look great.
03:30Yeah.
03:30And then Ava.
03:32Very natural.
03:33The whole thing, right?
03:34The whole thing's natural, yeah.
03:35Very nice booty.
03:37Unless my lips-
03:38Because you know what?
03:39New trend lately?
03:40Guys are kind of getting over the plastic fake.
03:43Everything, yeah.
03:44You know?
03:44Like, the top porn stars right now are all, like, flat-chested girls.
03:48A lot of them.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Yeah.
03:50It's a new trend.
03:51It's coming up.
03:52And girls, you know, Toronto girls, they tell me,
03:54oh, I want to get my tits done.
03:54I want to get my tits done.
03:55I say, no disrespect, by the way.
03:57No, yeah.
03:57I thought yours were real.
03:58I mean, mine look real.
03:59But the fakies are kind of on the way out.
04:01Right.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Guys like the natural look.
04:03Natural is always natural.
04:05True.
04:05You know what I mean?
04:06Especially if it's a booty.
04:08I can't do the fake ass.
04:10I'm not into the fake booty.
04:11You know I'm going to get a BBL.
04:12Oh.
04:14I feel like-
04:15Why?
04:15I always have to move opposite of what people are doing.
04:18Because they're going to come back.
04:20No.
04:20Yeah, they are.
04:21Watch.
04:21We don't like fake booties.
04:22Well, mine's not going to look like crazy fake.
04:24Especially if they have a nice big real one.
04:25Mine's not going to look like crazy fake.
04:27I just want to look a little bit more snatched.
04:28Can you show the camera what the booty looks like?
04:30Do you have to stand up?
04:31Yeah.
04:31Do you have to stand up?
04:34Look at that fucking thing.
04:35Let me see.
04:35It's a natural reveal.
04:36It's insane.
04:38It's good.
04:38It's the craziest booty of all time.
04:39It's juicy.
04:40Why the fuck?
04:41It's the craziest booty of all time.
04:42You're born with that, and then you're going to go buy a fake one?
04:45Okay, so-
04:45In what world?
04:47Okay, so I'm 29.
04:49I'm going to be 30, and I feel like it would be like a nice reinvention for myself.
04:53No.
04:54I'm going to rock it.
04:55I'm going to rock it.
04:56I think you're going to do it so good.
04:58It's actually a really good doctor.
05:00It's going to look good.
05:01I could actually say I'm not doing shit, and it will look natural.
05:04What about the teeth?
05:05Veneers?
05:05My teeth are fake.
05:06Those are nice.
05:07I like veneers on girls, not on guys.
05:11Yeah, it depends on how it looks like, too.
05:13You got veneers, too?
05:14No, it's natural, too.
05:15Wow.
05:16Fucking right, girls.
05:16Look at my ladies.
05:17God gave me an ass.
05:19He gave you a nice one.
05:20But God didn't give me good teeth, so I got my teeth done.
05:24Teeth are important.
05:25That was the most expensive thing that I've liked as far as my boobs and stuff.
05:30It was so expensive.
05:30You know, my new thing is, if I'm talking to a girl who looks hot on Instagram, but all
05:34her pics are smiling like this-
05:36Stop.
05:37See ya.
05:38You're crazy.
05:39Kick rocks.
05:39I gotta see all those.
05:40You're crazy.
05:41Because you know why she's not smiling.
05:43I don't know.
05:43We supposed to, like-
05:44She's got awesome powers in her teeth, and it ain't fucking pretty.
05:47That's a fact.
05:48You're an asshole.
05:49Duck face, duck face, duck face.
05:51Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
05:52Duck face is so cute.
05:53That's how I roll.
05:54I feel that.
05:54Yes.
05:55So, Avajay, tell us about your career.
05:57So, you're a porn star who doesn't really film with the top networks.
06:01More so OnlyFans.
06:02No, I've actually never filmed with any networks.
06:04Well, you are all over the hub, though.
06:06True.
06:06True, but I've never filmed with any-
06:08You've never filmed with Pornhub, Brassers, nothing?
06:09No, I've never filmed with Brassers.
06:11I've never filmed with Pornhub.
06:13All of my filming has been with a content creator.
06:16Okay.
06:16Or, like, boyfriends, and that's it.
06:20And I honestly just film with content creators for, like, one year.
06:24I just kind of got it out the way, and now I'm, like, done filming with-
06:27You girls filmed with my other Asian sensation, Kazumi.
06:30Yes.
06:30I have worked with Kazumi.
06:32She's fucking hilarious.
06:33She's incredible.
06:33She's so funny.
06:34I love her.
06:34She's hilarious.
06:35What did you do sexually with Kazumi?
06:36Oh, we had, like, a foursome.
06:38Oh.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Very nice.
06:39We had a foursome with, like, two other girls, and then one of the girls, a boyfriend.
06:45Lovely.
06:46Work.
06:46Actually, her boyfriend, great guy.
06:48Did you fuck him?
06:49No, we didn't fuck him.
06:50We fucked another girl's boyfriend.
06:51Kazumi was trying to have sex with producer Terry.
06:54Kazumi's a freak.
06:55And he totally fucked.
06:55She is, though.
06:56Producer Terry completely pussed out.
06:58Oh.
06:59You did it.
07:00He had a meeting.
07:01Oh.
07:02A meeting.
07:03You see, that's a man.
07:05For an exotic convenience store.
07:06He's not like, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy.
07:07Go fuck Kazumi, Terry.
07:08Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy.
07:09Let's figure it out.
07:10That's so attractive, though, I think, in a man.
07:12What's that?
07:13When they're not just, like, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy.
07:15True.
07:15It's so attractive.
07:17Are you bisexual?
07:18I am.
07:18Are you?
07:19Yeah, I am, too.
07:20Real life bisexual?
07:21Yeah.
07:21I pussy bisexual.
07:22Very nice.
07:23Yeah.
07:23You have one video on The Hub.
07:25I researched my guests.
07:26What is it?
07:27You know, professionally.
07:29I feel that.
07:29Yes.
07:30Is it, like, my naked TikTok?
07:31No.
07:32Oh, shit.
07:32It's you and another Asian lady.
07:35And you give a blowjob to her wearing a strap-on dildo.
07:37Oh, is it Nicole?
07:38Is it hot, though?
07:39Yeah.
07:40It's really hot, huh?
07:40Great video.
07:41Do you eat pussy, though?
07:42I do.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Oh.
07:44I feel like when girls say they're bisexual, I'm like, but do you eat pussy bisexual?
07:48Or are you, like—
07:48For fun.
07:49Do you eat pussy for fun?
07:50Exactly.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Okay, getting there, but right now, kind of just, like, for content.
07:54Like, would you just take a girl home from the bar and fuck her?
07:57That's bisexual.
07:58So, I would do that, but I have to have that, like, sexual chemistry with the girl.
08:03Or no.
08:04Yeah.
08:04I haven't done that, but I've had, like, an experience in Vegas where, like, she's
08:08a bartender at this bar, and she kind of was just, like, hitting on me.
08:12And then at the end of the night, she's like, hey, stay, and we can hang out.
08:14And then we pretty much just did some dirty stuff in the bathroom, and some security guards
08:21came out.
08:21I feel like now it's almost weird for girls to be just, no, straight into dudes only.
08:25Like, that's weird.
08:26You have to be bi now.
08:28It's, like, part of the code.
08:29Especially in your industry.
08:31100%.
08:31Yeah.
08:31I feel like men are just getting annoying nowadays.
08:33Fucking right.
08:34Men are fucking losers.
08:36I hate men.
08:37Oh, my God.
08:37Oh, my God.
08:39Dudes suck.
08:41Oh, fuck, I hate guys.
08:42I think I would say—
08:42All guys suck.
08:44All guys?
08:45Oh, we're the worst.
08:46I hate myself.
08:47I fucking hate ourselves.
08:49I'm starting to like them again.
08:51No.
08:52No, fuck that.
08:53No, we were like—
08:54We're terrible.
08:55I was walking in the street today, right?
08:57And some guy just comes up to us, and he's like, big tits.
09:00And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?
09:02That's a Toronto-tonian?
09:03I'm like, what the fuck does—
09:04Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck does—
09:05That's our people.
09:06Like, what?
09:07See, this is what I'm talking about.
09:08He's like, big tits.
09:08I was like, okay.
09:09That's not okay.
09:10That is definitely—
09:10Only a guy would say that.
09:12I've looked them off, but I was like laughing while I've looked them off,
09:14because I thought it was just like so funny.
09:16I'll tell you what, though.
09:17Toronto does have the hottest girls in the fucking planet.
09:19Did you take a little gander?
09:21I kind of did.
09:22I like that you're repping.
09:23I like that.
09:23It is true.
09:24You have the hottest girls and the worst dudes.
09:26So, because of that, it's pretty fucking slim pickings for the girls.
09:33So, like, for example, Kazumi came, and she wanted to pump my boy, Producer Terry.
09:37There's no one else.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42You know what I mean?
09:43You should have fucked Kazumi.
09:44She's a good fuck.
09:45Maybe next time.
09:46There we go.
09:48Who's your favorite porn star that you girls have worked with?
09:51Kazumi.
09:53Good answer.
09:53Have you worked with Angela White?
09:56Everyone loves working with Angela White.
09:57I'm supposed to, eventually.
09:59Okay.
10:00Have you had sex with Johnny Sims?
10:02No, I have not.
10:03Kieran Lee?
10:04No.
10:06I know, right?
10:06You guys stepped your shit up.
10:08I know.
10:08You're a big deal.
10:09What would be a bigger deal?
10:10I'm so random.
10:11Take over the Latina community.
10:12Oh, my friend Alexis Morgan.
10:14I love filming with her.
10:15We're so much fucking fun.
10:17That's her girl.
10:18Her episode came out two days ago with us.
10:20I saw the clips.
10:20She's so funny.
10:21Might have a bigger booty than you.
10:22Hell yeah.
10:23Might be the only one.
10:24Hell yeah.
10:24Are you kidding me?
10:25However, she wasn't born with it.
10:27No, but.
10:27But still.
10:28She's so funny.
10:29Nice girl.
10:29Yeah, me and her, whenever we have threesomes or whenever we film, it's a good time.
10:34We're like actually fucking.
10:35I'm not a good actress.
10:36I'm really not.
10:37You like to just fuck.
10:38I mean, what's out there is me fucking.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Yeah.
10:42I'm not a good actress like that.
10:43You have a lot of content on the hub.
10:44I'm telling you, for one year, I put my pussy to work for one year.
10:48Fuck.
10:48Good for you, pussy.
10:49I was like, I'm going to make as much bread as possible
10:52and just work and grind out.
10:53And now I don't film with any men at all.
10:55What do you do?
10:56You just dildo stuff?
10:57Solos, customs.
10:58Sex time machines.
10:59Big JOI guy.
11:01Oh, yeah.
11:02I did hear that.
11:02JOIs are hot.
11:03You have a JOI?
11:04I have a lot of JOIs.
11:06I saw one.
11:06Really?
11:07Yeah.
11:07Where?
11:08On the hub too?
11:09It might have been.
11:10Are you still to my OnlyFans?
11:11I might have gone Ava Marie OnlyFans leak.
11:13Oh, shit.
11:14That's horrible.
11:15Please don't.
11:16So you went on Reddit.
11:17Yeah, Reddit's good.
11:17Probably on Reddit for sure.
11:19Just to do my research.
11:20Okay.
11:20No, that's all good.
11:21No disrespect.
11:22That's all good.
11:22No disrespect.
11:23I know you guys got a food on the table.
11:26I spend a lot on OnlyFans.
11:27I do.
11:28Yeah.
11:28How much do you spend?
11:29I follow 30 girls.
11:31Okay.
11:31That's not the free accounts that I also have.
11:34So right there, you know, average 10 bucks.
11:36That's 300 US a month.
11:37Do you have the rebill on though?
11:39That's not bad.
11:39Fuck it.
11:41Yeah.
11:41I do the six month bundle for each girl.
11:43Oh, shit.
11:43Okay.
11:44I bundle it up.
11:45Might as well, you know.
11:46Discount.
11:46There you go.
11:47And then I get got with the DMs.
11:50I get got.
11:52Do you sex on there with girls?
11:54No.
11:54I know better.
11:55Who's your favorite OF girl?
11:56Tell us.
11:59Okay.
12:00This new up and comer from Detroit.
12:03Actually.
12:04Maya Mixon.
12:05Oh, I love her.
12:06She's super nice.
12:07I haven't met her in person yet, but we talk on Instagram.
12:10She's the next big thing.
12:11I'm going to look her up.
12:12She's amazing.
12:12Maya Mixon.
12:13Sexy as fuck.
12:14Gorgeous.
12:14I love her.
12:15She's pretty.
12:15Yeah.
12:16Very pretty.
12:16I like her a lot.
12:18This girl from Toronto, Katie Britt.
12:21Big fan of hers.
12:22She just went from like doing these pics.
12:25And I was like, oh, I'm kind of getting rinsed here.
12:2720 bucks a month, a little stiff.
12:29You know?
12:29Bikini, implied nudity.
12:30Then one day, she's like, buy my 18-minute sex tape face in too.
12:36Oh.
12:37Yeah.
12:37Hell yeah.
12:38And then she keeps dropping new sex tapes out of nowhere.
12:40And I'm like, fuck.
12:43Yeah.
12:44You know?
12:44I heard you like VR porn though.
12:45I do like VR porn.
12:46Okay.
12:47It ruined my life.
12:49Are you on there like what?
12:5020 hours a day?
12:52Honestly, total time.
12:54Like 20 hours a day.
12:56Holy shit.
12:56I'll be honest.
12:56When I first got my VR kit, people told me go on Badoink VR.
13:01Okay.
13:01And then Wanks VR.
13:03So I bought two subscriptions.
13:04Okay.
13:05Best money I've ever spent, to be honest.
13:06Oh my God.
13:07400 bucks for the year on each.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Oh shit.
13:10And it's incredible.
13:12That shit's heavy though.
13:13It ruined my life.
13:14That shit's like heavy.
13:15How do you like throw your dick?
13:16First week I got it.
13:17That shit's on you.
13:18Four hours a day minimum.
13:19Oh my God.
13:20It's insane.
13:20Is your dick okay?
13:21You're ruining your dick.
13:22He's not happy.
13:23He's not happy.
13:24He's like, let's go for some real vagina soon.
13:26Oh my gosh.
13:28He's like, let's go put our penis in a vagina.
13:30It's nice though.
13:31It looks real.
13:33If you get really high on weed.
13:35Oh, I bet.
13:35I believe I'm just looking around.
13:37Because the body lines up with the dick and it's like.
13:39Oh, that sounds horrible.
13:40You stroke it to the motion that the girls, you know.
13:42My friends, they took it a step further and they got this thing.
13:45I think it's called the Susie Sucker.
13:46And it's a mouth that gives you a blowjob.
13:48And you do it during a blowjob setting.
13:50I'm like, I can't go there.
13:52Because then you'll never see me again.
13:53Really?
13:53Life's over.
13:54Okay.
13:54I feel that.
13:55Susie Sucker.
13:56I'm surprised you haven't tried that yet.
13:5830th day in a row.
13:58I would at least think you'd have like a pussy pocket while you're using it.
14:00I used to do that shit.
14:02Really?
14:02You know what?
14:03I used to have this fake ass.
14:05Really?
14:06Like that torso.
14:06Yeah, you fuck it from behind.
14:08How does that feel?
14:09It's nice.
14:13And I would fuck this thing.
14:14But, you know, first you lay it down and it's like a booty.
14:17And then the pussy, it's like a girl from behind, you know.
14:20So now you're looking on the laptop.
14:21You got to find doggy porn.
14:23Right.
14:23And then you put it at the edge of the bed.
14:25That's a lot of work.
14:25And then I went to fuck it.
14:26I was like, oh, sorry, baby.
14:28I have to get hard for you first.
14:30So crazy.
14:31So I'm trying to get hard for a fake ass.
14:34Yeah.
14:34Then I had to lube it up.
14:35So I started fingering it.
14:37I'm like, what am I doing, man?
14:40So then I go and I fucked it.
14:43And then I started getting into it.
14:44I started talking dirty.
14:45Oh my God.
14:46Stop.
14:46I was like, yeah, you like that.
14:48You know, shit like that.
14:48You should have made like.
14:49And then as soon as I busted in it, I went, oh, I'm a fucking loser.
14:53Oh my God.
14:54Yeah, that shit will fuck me too.
14:56I'm a miserable life.
14:57Oh.
14:58What do you guys use for toys?
14:59Vibrator.
15:00How about you?
15:00Vibrator, dildo, sex toy machine, rabbit.
15:04I have a whole lot of collection.
15:05I'm sorry.
15:05I thought you said rabbit.
15:07Like a rabbit vibrator?
15:08The dildo that turns around?
15:09That's what it's called.
15:10I thought you Filipinos were up to something else.
15:14That's crazy.
15:15That's crazy.
15:16A rabbit vibrator.
15:18Okay.
15:18Tell me some crazy shit.
15:20Ice is broken now.
15:21Tell me some shit.
15:24What do you got for me?
15:25Worst sex experience.
15:26You know, give us some good dirty deets.
15:29Well, I've definitely my whole phase.
15:31I fucked a lot.
15:32Okay.
15:33In your whole phase?
15:34In my whole phase.
15:35I fucked a lot.
15:35How long was that period?
15:36Like maybe like a year.
15:38A year.
15:39A year.
15:39Out of my whole life.
15:40It's not that bad if you think about it.
15:41Like one year?
15:42Yeah, like one whole year.
15:43And you were just fucking.
15:44I mean, I wasn't fucking like every single day, multiple guys.
15:46But I was, you know, like fucking maybe every weekend.
15:49I was fucking a lot.
15:50It's not that bad.
15:51We went on like a…
15:51New guy every weekend though?
15:53Sometimes.
15:54Sometimes.
15:55And what kind of boys?
15:58Honestly…
15:59Latino soccer players.
16:00We get it.
16:00Okay, you?
16:02How about you?
16:03I kind of like my white boys.
16:04You do like the white boys.
16:05I do like the white boys.
16:05That's very nice.
16:07Did you know that the most…
16:09They did a study and the most swiped right ethnicity in the world for girls is Asian.
16:16Most swiped right…
16:17I feel that.
16:18Least swiped right.
16:19Most swipe left for guys…
16:22For Asians.
16:23Yep.
16:23How about that?
16:24What does that mean?
16:25So, a guy's favorite type of girl is an Asian girl on Tinder.
16:29Okay.
16:30Based on data and analytics.
16:32Okay.
16:32And least favorite type of guys is Asian guys.
16:35So, Asian dudes just suck and Asian girls are killing the game.
16:39I don't think I have fucked an Asian dude.
16:40Come to think about it.
16:41Have you?
16:41No, I don't think I have.
16:42See, even their own people.
16:43Well, half.
16:44I'm trying to think really hard.
16:45Even their own people.
16:46He's like half white, half Korean, I think.
16:49Those are hot.
16:49But I kind of swipe right because he looked like he was white.
16:53Damn, I've never fucked an Asian dude.
16:56That's racist.
16:58Well, okay.
16:59I don't know.
17:00I just…
17:01I don't gravitate towards Asian dudes.
17:03I don't know why.
17:04Maybe I've just seen them so much in my life.
17:06This summer, actually, I went through an Asian phase.
17:08Yeah.
17:09And then I did three Asian girls in a row.
17:12And I'm not talking sex.
17:12I'm talking dating.
17:14Okay.
17:14You know, hanging out with.
17:15Two-week dating phase?
17:17One was like six weeks.
17:19Oh, not bad.
17:19It's until we don't like each other.
17:21I do one girl at a time until we hate each other and then I move on.
17:24Okay.
17:24Yeah.
17:24That's how I date.
17:25That's how everyone dates.
17:26Me too, actually.
17:27Right?
17:27Yeah.
17:28Then I started dating a Latina girl.
17:30And then what happened?
17:31Changed your world.
17:33So we went on a first date.
17:34Yeah.
17:34Took on a very nice date.
17:35And then we went to a…
17:36And then we kissed at the end and we wouldn't stop texting and FaceTiming for like four days.
17:40And we really started liking each other.
17:42Yeah.
17:42Then we went on our second date.
17:44You know, we're still only on one kiss.
17:47Just a bunch of FaceTimes and texts and stuff.
17:49Second date though.
17:50I've only known this girl two weeks.
17:51We go to dinner.
17:52And then her food couldn't…
17:54Sorry, her phone couldn't scan the menu.
17:57This is not a lie, by the way.
17:58Okay.
17:58So I'm like, oh, babe, just look at the menu on my phone.
18:02And then, boom, she throws my phone in my face at dinner before we even ordered.
18:07We haven't even ordered drinks yet.
18:08She's looking at menus and said, you're texting all these other fucking bitches and storms out.
18:12So when I gave her the phone to look at the menu, she went through all my DMs.
18:17Oh, shit.
18:18And I didn't check my phone much that day.
18:19I knew I had a lot of unread.
18:20They were all unread.
18:23Latinos.
18:23Really?
18:23How fast was that?
18:24How much time did she have?
18:26That was 10 minutes into our date.
18:27Oh, yeah.
18:28Wow.
18:28But she was on your phone for five minutes?
18:30Oh, yeah.
18:31Five minutes.
18:32Oh, no.
18:33What is it with Latinos?
18:35No, but Latinos are like that, too.
18:36My ex, when he would order Postmates, I'd be like, here's my phone.
18:40And then I'd be like, I better get my phone back in a minute because you don't got that
18:44much time to pick out what you want from, like, Tropical Smoothie.
18:47Like, you better get my…
18:48Because I do think Latinos could be toxic, like the men and the women.
18:53It's just like, you give them your phone, that shit, they're going to go through
18:57it 100%.
18:58Would you say that Latinos…
18:59I retired from doing that.
19:00And Latinos.
19:01I like my peace.
19:02Are you the craziest breed of humans in the world?
19:04Maybe.
19:05I definitely could be toxic.
19:07Why?
19:07But I've retired.
19:07Did your parents just raise you to be like, by the way, beat the shit out of your boyfriend
19:11all the time?
19:11I've never beat the shit out of my boyfriend.
19:13But I have definitely yelled and thrown things 100%.
19:16I think it's just…
19:17And that's just normal for you guys.
19:18No, but I retired from that.
19:19I don't do that anymore.
19:22Like, our people, you know, we communicate with our words.
19:26We speak.
19:27When you're passionate…
19:28We don't beat the shit out of…
19:29This is why I like to date Latino Mendo, because it's a lot of passion.
19:33It is passion.
19:33It's a lot of passion.
19:34So when you fuck, there's a lot of passion too.
19:36I believe it.
19:37So yeah, you could fight, but then the makeup sex is amazing.
19:41Yeah.
19:41That makes sense.
19:42It's kind of worth it to me.
19:44It's like, let's beat the shit out of each other.
19:45You should have ran after your Latina date and then had sex with her that night,
19:48and I bet you would have been really good.
19:51Probably true.
19:51Yeah.
19:51True.
19:52Hit her up right now.
19:53Yeah.
19:53That's probably true.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Hit her up right now.
19:56I will admit that they are the hottest girls.
19:59Oh, really?
19:59Yeah.
19:59You like Latinas?
20:00I believe that.
20:00They're gorgeous.
20:02I love them.
20:03The Latinas love white boys too.
20:04I do like white boys.
20:05Wow.
20:06I feel like people think I don't like white boys.
20:07We're doing great today, boys.
20:07No, no, no, no.
20:09I do like white boys.
20:10I've just never dated one.
20:11I've gone on dates.
20:11I've had sex with them.
20:12I've just never like...
20:13Have you fucked a celebrity?
20:17Kinda.
20:18Who?
20:18He's a Latino celebrity.
20:19I can't say who.
20:20Mario Lopez.
20:21No.
20:24He's a reggaeton artist.
20:25How about the DMs?
20:26Who blows you up in the DMs most?
20:27Can I take one guess?
20:29Sure.
20:29Tyga?
20:30Tyga is...
20:31I'm in his close friends, dude.
20:32He's so funny.
20:33He is so funny.
20:35We're making a compilation video of every guest we've ever had on saying that Tyga blows
20:39up their phone.
20:39But Tyga is like funny.
20:40He's almost like a homie.
20:42Like he's funny.
20:43Yeah.
20:43Like I'm sure of course he'll fuck you if you let him, duh.
20:46But I don't...
20:48I haven't fucked him nor do I have any plans on it.
20:51I'm sure he just thinks you're funny.
20:52But I know he has a big dick and shit.
20:53He does have a very large penis.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Good for him.
20:56You like big dicks?
20:58Yeah.
20:58Important?
20:59Important?
21:00Important.
21:01Important?
21:02Hell yeah.
21:02Really?
21:03Hell yeah.
21:03To date or to shoot with?
21:04To date.
21:05If you're my boyfriend...
21:07Me and my friend have this rule.
21:09If you're my boyfriend, you have to have like a good sized dick or I just...
21:13I can't date you.
21:15You'll get bored with it.
21:16I'll get bored with it.
21:16You need to have like six inches.
21:18I have a rule.
21:18It has to be like six inches or a good five.
21:21The girls we just had on the show...
21:22But with girth.
21:23They have this rule.
21:24The six, six, six rule.
21:25I've heard that.
21:26You have to be six feet tall, make six figures, and have a six inch dick.
21:29You kind of vouch for that?
21:30I mean, it's kind of hard to find that all together.
21:34But then we got a bunch of short kings running around with fucking ropes.
21:36I don't mind short kings.
21:37You know what I mean?
21:38I don't mind a short king, to be honest.
21:39How tall are you?
21:40Five foot.
21:41Are you five?
21:42I'm five foot.
21:43Yeah.
21:43How tall are you?
21:44I'm five three.
21:45That's adorable.
21:45I have to think about it.
21:46No, yeah, five three.
21:48Very nice.
21:48Have you girls dealt with a micropenis before?
21:50Yeah, horrible.
21:51Yeah.
21:51How small?
21:52Horrible, too.
21:53I didn't even look.
21:54Like the second it came in, like I didn't feel anything, but it was also in my work.
21:57Oh, he like put it in?
21:59Yeah.
21:59I was writing, too.
22:00So I was just like...
22:01How do you write a micropenis?
22:04I kind of just did.
22:05I didn't know.
22:07I didn't know that he had a micropenis.
22:08Like it was literally just like a quick...
22:10It was dark.
22:11It was like dark.
22:11I don't know.
22:12These guys have the most game ever.
22:15Because every board show we've had on have gone home with a micropenis guy.
22:18Yeah, you know what?
22:19Who are these dudes?
22:19That's how it happens.
22:20They have game because you go home with them and then it's like dark and you guys are about
22:23to fuck.
22:24And then you feel how little it is and you're like, fuck it.
22:26I'm already here.
22:27That's kind of like what mine was.
22:30I was already over and I've been using that trick for years.
22:34That's like, oh, it's like so annoying, though.
22:37I definitely did not come.
22:40Terry here, producer Terry, biggest I've ever seen.
22:43Oh, shit.
22:43Biggest I've ever seen.
22:45Porn, friends, everything.
22:47He's blessed.
22:47That was a fucking hog.
22:49Hashtag blessed.
22:50What is that?
22:51Look at him.
22:52He weighs...
22:53His dick probably weighs as much as him.
22:54Oh, my God.
22:55How does that make sense?
22:56No, some short guys have or like skinny small guys, they have big dicks.
23:00Makes no sense.
23:01No, but it's a great surprise.
23:04So, girls, what kind of stuff can we expect to see on your OnlyFans?
23:08Man, I have everything on there.
23:09I have a lot on there, too.
23:10I have like over like 600 videos on there because I've had mine since like 2018.
23:15And you're making a fuck ton of money.
23:16How much money?
23:18Six figures.
23:19A month?
23:20Yeah.
23:20Oh, you're a millionaire.
23:22Yes, thank you.
23:23You are a millionaire.
23:24Good for you, makeup girl.
23:27Ava, you're crushing?
23:28Yeah, five figures a month.
23:30Fucking right, girl.
23:31Getting there.
23:32Yes.
23:32We're working towards the six figures.
23:33We're in the wrong business here.
23:34You're like grinding.
23:36I'm out there, yeah.
23:37You know what?
23:37Here's a good question.
23:39I've never asked this one before.
23:41What would you say to girls that want to get started in OnlyFans?
23:43What would be your best advice to them?
23:46Definitely just keep going.
23:48Don't be shy with it.
23:49Be consistent.
23:50Yeah, consistency, too, for sure.
23:52And just know that there's a lot, a lot of things that you need to do.
23:56Like there's literally, what, seven to ten positions being an OnlyFans girl.
24:00You got to be like the content creator, your own marketer, financial advisor, all those
24:06different things.
24:07Those are entrepreneurs.
24:08It's a crazy job.
24:09Graphic designers, directors, editors, producers.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Admin.
24:14You have to make sure you really want to do it because it is sex work.
24:18So you have to remember that.
24:19Yeah.
24:19You know it's going to be out there forever.
24:21And to make like, let's say, over $10,000 a month, you really have to grind and market
24:27yourself really well.
24:28So which videos do girls, like, it sells off the shelves?
24:31Honestly, mine, anything with dick involved, BBC.
24:34They like dick.
24:35Yeah.
24:36Yeah, they do.
24:36Sex tapes, too.
24:37POVs.
24:37They like dick.
24:38Yeah.
24:39Kind of gay.
24:40They be kind of bisexual.
24:42I have a lot of, well, solos, too.
24:46I'm a squirter.
24:46So a lot of people, my fans love squirting videos from me.
24:50What's your secret to make yourself spread out?
24:53I don't know.
24:54Just do it.
24:54Okay.
24:55It has to hit a certain spot.
24:56They have to hit a certain spot.
24:57True.
24:58Do you want to see what I do?
24:59What do you do?
25:00Can you make a vagina for me?
25:02Yeah.
25:02I'm good at making girls squirt.
25:04That's one of my.
25:04Okay.
25:05Yeah.
25:06Okay.
25:06So you go slow and people don't know, but there's a thing right here.
25:12Like a spongy area.
25:13Yeah.
25:13Yeah.
25:13Yeah.
25:13Okay.
25:14And then you pull on it like that.
25:15Exactly.
25:16Slowly, slowly.
25:17You got to hit it.
25:17And you start working it up and up and up.
25:19And then you'll feel the, her vagina clenching on your fingers.
25:23And that's when you know it's the real deal and it's coming.
25:25It's coming.
25:26There we go.
25:26And then as it, she's just about to go, then you just go a little faster and you keep tapping
25:30the top.
25:30Then you pull.
25:32And that's how you get big squirt.
25:33Yeah.
25:33There you go.
25:34Exactly.
25:35Yeah.
25:35No, you're fine on that.
25:36You can make a girl squirt like with fingers too.
25:38I've had guys make me squirt with their fingers.
25:40Oh, that's the best way to do it.
25:41No, that's the best way to do it.
25:42No, the best way to do it is with dick.
25:44Oh.
25:45Yeah.
25:45Well, both.
25:46Both are me.
25:48With dick.
25:49For sure.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Yeah.
25:52That's the best.
25:54Man, I've squirted all types of way.
25:55You squirt too?
25:56Mm-hmm.
25:57Have you girls fucked each other?
25:59No.
25:59We actually just met.
26:00This is the first time we met here.
26:02Yeah.
26:03We've been trying though.
26:04Yeah.
26:04I'm a good squirter too.
26:05I can squirt like riding dick.
26:08Mm-hmm.
26:09Yeah.
26:09I think that's the hardest way to squirt when you're riding dick.
26:11Of course.
26:12And where does the squirt go?
26:13And doggy, I feel like.
26:14On their head.
26:14It like hit my ex-boy for one time like in his head.
26:16Wait, what?
26:17I like squirted on him.
26:19Wait, so did you pull and shoot?
26:21Yeah, because he always liked me squirting, so I'd be like, oh, I'm about to squirt.
26:24So you were riding him.
26:25Yeah.
26:26And then you pulled up and then you shot right on his face.
26:28Wow.
26:28Yeah, like on his chest and his head and shit.
26:31Did he taste it?
26:32No, you were laughing, but.
26:33Lucky guy.
26:33Some guys really like that.
26:36Some guys don't like squirt.
26:37Some guys do like.
26:38It just really depends.
26:39Every guy likes it.
26:40I don't think every guy likes it.
26:41Yeah.
26:42You know why?
26:42Because guys are very insecure about girls faking orgasms.
26:46But when you squirt black and white, it's like us.
26:49We can't really fake an orgasm.
26:51Yeah.
26:51Because we have cum that comes out.
26:52It's kind of like your cum.
26:54Well, I feel like squirting is like an inside.
26:57They're hitting a G spot, but it's different from like an orgasm.
27:01True.
27:01Yeah.
27:01Yeah.
27:02It's way different from a girl orgasm with like a clit.
27:05But often they're combined.
27:07Not for me.
27:08I need to have like a vibrator on my clit and then like fucking to like have both, which
27:14feels great.
27:15What's your favorite position, girls?
27:18Mine depends who I'm dating.
27:20Mine's like lazy doggy.
27:21Yeah.
27:22Lazy doggy.
27:23Uh-huh.
27:23Laying flat on your stomach?
27:24Yeah.
27:25Love it.
27:25With like the ass a little bit up a little bit, you know?
27:28That do feel good.
27:28That's amazing.
27:29In the morning.
27:30That's a beautiful morning position.
27:31Uh-huh.
27:31No, all day.
27:32All day, every day.
27:33Wow.
27:34My man.
27:36No one's here.
27:37She's single.
27:38How about you?
27:40Probably writing on top.
27:41Okay.
27:42I feel like I'm performing, you know?
27:44Fair.
27:44I feel like I'm the star of the show right now.
27:47And the boobies bounce.
27:48Yeah.
27:48I'm like, I got this shit.
27:49Sexy.
27:50No, but reverse cowgirl's hot too.
27:51Like writing like that too.
27:53That's just fun.
27:54Yeah.
27:56If you don't reverse cowgirl with a guy, you know.
27:59For real.
28:00What are you doing?
28:00It's like Michael Phelps saying he's scared to go in the water.
28:02Oh my God.
28:03Go swim.
28:05Reverse cowgirl with a booty.
28:06Yeah, like writing.
28:07Yes.
28:09Do you girls like anal?
28:10I do.
28:12You do like it?
28:14Yeah.
28:14Like you like it?
28:16Yeah.
28:16Like you say.
28:17I've only had anal with my boyfriend.
28:19Ex.
28:20Now.
28:20It is a boyfriend privilege.
28:22One hundred fucking percent.
28:23Yes.
28:23Actually, oh my God, I'm lying.
28:25I'm not anal with someone else.
28:27Oh, shit.
28:27But it's because.
28:28You're in your whole face.
28:29Oh my God.
28:29If he sees this, it's going to.
28:31I hope he doesn't feel bad.
28:32No, I'm not telling you.
28:33I'm telling you.
28:34Was he Latino?
28:35He was.
28:36Yeah.
28:36So I was under the impression that he was going to have a thicker dick.
28:41People just walk by.
28:43Hey, nice to see you guys.
28:44Yo, this is a real story too.
28:46Go ahead with the thick dick.
28:47I hope he doesn't feel bad if he sees this.
28:49I thought he was going to have a thicker dick.
28:50You thought he was going to have a thicker dick?
28:52Yeah.
28:53And he didn't.
28:54Okay.
28:54And I was just really like drunk and like corny.
28:56Okay.
28:57So like, I guess it just wasn't enough when he like put it in.
29:00My pussy.
29:01And I hadn't had sex in like a minute too.
29:03How long is a minute?
29:05I'm not going to say.
29:06You're going to judge me.
29:07How long is a minute?
29:07Okay.
29:07For me, like if I don't have sex for a month, I'm like, wow, celibate.
29:11Like.
29:12Pussy tightens right up.
29:13Because I'm just.
29:14I'd be fucking, you know.
29:17I like sex.
29:18I would consider myself.
29:19Because I'd be fucking, you know.
29:20I'm kind of like.
29:21Hell yeah, you'd be fucking.
29:22I had a high sex right before sex work.
29:24I just have a high sex right.
29:25You looking for a hot Latino in Toronto while you're here?
29:27No.
29:28I'll set you up.
29:29Well, here's the thing.
29:30I got a friend named Pedro.
29:32I regret this hookup.
29:33I literally.
29:33I'm like, why did I do that?
29:35I'm like at that point now.
29:36Oh.
29:36But I let him put it in my ass.
29:38I was just on horny vibes.
29:39I was like, I could just put it in my ass.
29:41Yeah.
29:41I felt good and shit.
29:42But then after I was like, why did I do that?
29:45It's always amazing during drunk though.
29:47During what?
29:48When you're drunk.
29:48When you're drunk.
29:49That's amazing.
29:50It goes hand in hand.
29:51100%.
29:51Alcohol, dick and ass.
29:52Right.
29:53Yes.
29:53You're very right about that.
29:54It's true.
29:55All I need is three drinks.
29:56I'm like, put it in my ass to my boyfriend.
29:59I know a great bar down the street.
30:02No, not strangers.
30:03No.
30:03Then you have that empty feeling afterwards.
30:05You know, it has to be like someone you have feelings for.
30:07True that.
30:08Yeah.
30:09Do you let any guy eat your pussy though?
30:11One night stand?
30:12No.
30:12I hate that shit actually.
30:14I hate that.
30:15Wow.
30:15I actually hate that.
30:16Really?
30:17To me, like eating pussy is so intimate.
30:19It is intimate.
30:21It is.
30:21I will judge you.
30:22I will judge a guy if like, it's like a hookup or if I just got to know you and you
30:27just want to eat my pussy right off the bat.
30:28That's what I do.
30:29I'm like, damn, you're just eating pussy then.
30:30I try to go down like Charlie Brown every single time.
30:33And a lot of girls say, no way, Jose.
30:35And they pull me right back up.
30:36They give me the, come up here.
30:38Yeah.
30:38And I look up and I go, this is for you.
30:41No.
30:42You know?
30:42Oh my God.
30:43I'm doing this for you.
30:44I have horrible experiences.
30:46One time this guy ate my pussy out for like almost like two hours.
30:49I wanted to kill myself.
30:51You didn't want to give him a little, hey.
30:52I was trying to like, you know, let him know I wanted to like have sex, but the sex was
30:58bad.
30:58So it was just a really bad sexual experience.
31:00Do you want me to tell you why he was down there for two hours?
31:02Why?
31:03It's because he had nervous dick and he was trying to get hard.
31:06Well, he should be honest with me.
31:08Yeah.
31:08Because now my pussy's numb.
31:09That's what we do when we get nervous dick or whiskey dick.
31:12Yeah.
31:12I think that's what happened.
31:13We had been drinking.
31:14Yeah.
31:14But now my pussy's numb.
31:16So he's down there.
31:16Eating it.
31:17Were both his hands on your thighs?
31:18Probably not.
31:19I don't remember.
31:19He was giving himself the higgle wiggle.
31:22Wake up, boy.
31:22Wake up.
31:23Look.
31:23Hot Latina vagina.
31:25Wait till you see the booty.
31:26Imagine a reverse cowgirl.
31:27And he's saying this in his head for two hours.
31:29Yeah.
31:30And it's probably bad pussy eating because he's not focused on you.
31:34He's focused on his limp cock.
31:35Yeah.
31:35It was not the vibe.
31:36It was not the vibe.
31:37No hate though towards the guy.
31:39Cool guy.
31:40But not the vibe.
31:41You're very nice and forgiving with bad sex.
31:43You know, I feel like you're not everyone's cup of tea and not everyone's going to be your
31:48cup of tea.
31:49You know what I mean?
31:49That's true.
31:50Nice person.
31:50Mature.
31:51Good person.
31:52So why did you get divorced?
31:55I had just been with this person since I was 18 years old.
31:58And we just grew to be very different people.
32:00Was your sexual partner on camera?
32:02For a little bit.
32:03Okay.
32:03Yeah.
32:04So I was with him since I was like a teenager.
32:06So basically from like being 16, I was in a cult.
32:13I was like in a church that ended up being like a cult.
32:16So I grew up kind of like church girl, strict vibes.
32:19What cult?
32:20It's called the Light of the World.
32:22Light of the World?
32:23It's like, it's one of those like niche, like Mexican churches, but they had a lot of
32:28members and like the leaders were making a shit ton of money.
32:31I kind of just was born into it.
32:32What was the weirdest shit about your cult?
32:34The weirdest shit.
32:35They would like praise him like he was God.
32:37Who?
32:38The leader?
32:38Mm-hmm.
32:39Wow.
32:39I never cared for it too much.
32:41That's crazy.
32:42It is.
32:42Fantasize me.
32:43It is.
32:44Love cults.
32:44Well, I was never like, oh my God, I love this church.
32:47I was kind of just like, well, fuck it.
32:49You know, this is my, the church my parents go to.
32:52I have to like listen.
32:53That was kind of like my vibe towards it, you know?
32:55Like, okay, well, I guess we're going to church today.
32:57Cult girl turned anal porn star.
32:58For real.
32:59Well, you know, they all, I feel like because I was so like restricted growing up, my parents
33:04were so strict.
33:06Maybe that made me like more hypersexual.
33:08That's a fact.
33:09I find that.
33:10I feel the same way.
33:11You know?
33:12Yeah.
33:12My parents let me do whatever I want my whole life and I never felt, I never had to do
33:15crazy shit.
33:16Yeah.
33:17Yeah.
33:17No, I always felt very like.
33:18It's the, it's the strict ones who'd be the craziest in bed.
33:21I think it's our culture too, pretty much.
33:22Your parents must be a little strict.
33:24Oh, they're super strict.
33:25Yeah.
33:25Like when I was in a.
33:27And Latinos.
33:28Yeah.
33:28Yeah.
33:28No, it's pretty much the same.
33:29Yeah, for sure.
33:30Kind of the same culture.
33:31But yeah, for me, it literally is just like, you can only go to school and go back to,
33:35go back home.
33:36Yeah.
33:36That's the only.
33:37Can you believe Kazumi's parents still don't know that she does porn?
33:40Insane.
33:42That's crazy.
33:42And she's like literally getting bigger and bigger.
33:45It's crazy.
33:46Nah, my parents, when they found out.
33:47They have no clue.
33:48Yeah.
33:49They, they're probably not online.
33:50Your parents know?
33:51They don't look it up.
33:51Your parents found out they were pissed.
33:53They got over it though.
33:54No.
33:54Your parents have no idea?
33:55No idea.
33:56Come on.
33:57No idea.
33:58Well, they think I just.
33:59What do you do?
34:00Like when they ask what I do, I said that I'm still a marketing.
34:06I always say marketing too.
34:08It's always online marketing stuff.
34:09What are you marketing?
34:10Squirting videos.
34:13I actually got held up at the airport because I.
34:16With your parents?
34:17No.
34:18So when I got here, my friend gave me an edible.
34:20On your way here?
34:21Yeah.
34:21My friend gave me an edible.
34:23This has to do with you too.
34:24I had to be like, this is what I'm going with.
34:26She gave me an edible.
34:27I was high as fuck.
34:28Can I say that on camera?
34:29Yeah.
34:30Okay.
34:30I was high as fuck, right?
34:32Like it was horrible.
34:34Psychosis high.
34:34I was like, fuck, I'm scared.
34:36Like, this is how high I am right now.
34:37We get to like the arrivals, you know, and they're asking me like, who are you like here
34:42for?
34:42I'm like, friends I met online.
34:44And then the girl's like, how long have you known these people?
34:47I'm like, um, I'm working with them.
34:4918 DMs.
34:50Yeah.
34:50I'm like, I'm working with them.
34:51And she's like, you're working with them.
34:53She's like, where are they staying?
34:54So I like give them the address that you gave me.
34:56And then I'm like caught up, right?
34:58Cause I'm high.
34:58I'm scared.
34:59I'm like, please let me in.
35:00Like, I don't want to get in trouble.
35:01So then I like showed them like, you know, the podcast and they're like, she's like,
35:05oh, I've listened to them before.
35:07I was like, I was like, okay, awesome.
35:10I was like, yeah, I'm free.
35:11I am free.
35:12I'm not going to Canadian jail.
35:14Fucking right.
35:15Yeah.
35:16Toronto.
35:16So the TSA girl, the TSA girl had listened.
35:19The TSA girl.
35:19Love her.
35:20That is legendary.
35:21That's great.
35:23Yeah.
35:23Oh, cool.
35:24It was scary.
35:25It's like the Drake and Lil Wayne thing.
35:27Yeah.
35:27I was like, please just let me in.
35:28The porn version.
35:29Yeah.
35:30Literally.
35:30And then she kind of looked at me like, oh, okay.
35:34Yeah.
35:35Very cool.
35:36Ego is through the roof.
35:38That's good.
35:38We're letting, at least they're letting you guys in.
35:40Right.
35:41No.
35:41Yeah.
35:41I think she thought, I think she thought I was escorting or something.
35:44That's what it is.
35:44I was like, no.
35:45A lot of people tie the two in.
35:47Yeah.
35:47Which they shouldn't.
35:48They shouldn't.
35:48People need to fucking relax with that shit.
35:50Right.
35:50I know porn girls used to escort back in the day as their main income.
35:54Because, you know, they weren't getting paid much.
35:56Yeah.
35:56So go to a Saudi prince for 250K.
35:59Let's go.
36:00Fuck.
36:00Who wouldn't?
36:01Now, though, with OnlyFans, girls do not escort.
36:03No, they don't.
36:04Why would they?
36:05Exactly.
36:05There's no point.
36:06There's no point.
36:06You could set a picture of your baby toe for more than the CEO is going to pay you.
36:10And I still get DMs.
36:11Like, do you do meets?
36:12No, I don't fucking do meets.
36:14How much have you been offered to fuck?
36:16Not enough.
36:17Yeah.
36:18Maybe, like, give you 500.
36:19I'm like, 500 grand.
36:21Have you seen her strap-on dildo blowjob video?
36:25Oh, my gosh.
36:25Yeah, exactly.
36:26Ava Marie OnlyFans leaked to find it.
36:28Hey, no.
36:30Yeah, it's not worth it.
36:31Ava Marie OnlyFans.
36:32That's it.
36:32Yeah.
36:33And, Alva J., my favorite video of yours.
36:35Tell me.
36:36You're the black guy.
36:37Okay.
36:37And you're getting fucked from behind.
36:39Okay.
36:39And your ass is just bouncing.
36:40My ass would be doing that.
36:42But I can't watch porn where the guy is black.
36:45Why?
36:46Because.
36:47Why?
36:47When I'm masturbating, I pretend that it's my dick.
36:50You have to relate to the.
36:51I'm like, that is not mine.
36:52You got to relate to the cock.
36:53You know what I mean?
36:55I've been with the white guys.
36:56Yeah, I go with white guys.
36:57Like, I've tried to convince myself, I am Johnny Sins at this point.
37:02You know?
37:02I can't believe I retired porn before fucking Johnny Sins.
37:06Oh, you don't fuck male porn stars anymore?
37:08No.
37:08Go fuck Golden Boy.
37:10Give him a rip.
37:12Treat yourself.
37:13Treat yourself.
37:14Yes.
37:14Or Kieran Lee.
37:15We love Kieran Lee.
37:16I hear he's good.
37:175,000 scenes Kieran Lee's done.
37:19Shit, dude.
37:20Fuck.
37:21What a legend.
37:225,000 bodies.
37:23That's crazy.
37:23He's actually insured his penis.
37:25Stop.
37:25Yeah.
37:26Really?
37:27You girls shouldn't insure your vaginas.
37:29I might have to.
37:29It's the money makers, yo.
37:30No, you know what I want to make?
37:31I want to make like the pocket pussies.
37:33Oh, where it's an imprint of your pussy.
37:35Yeah, I want to do that so fast.
37:36That'd be fun to sell.
37:38Now what they're doing, a girl I was seeing as a porn star.
37:41Kaylee Gunner.
37:41Do you know Kaylee?
37:42I think I've heard of her name, yeah.
37:43Okay.
37:44What does she do?
37:45So, she's a porn star of browsers.
37:47And what she's been working on this last month, very interesting.
37:49I don't know if I'm allowed to say it yet.
37:50But they're doing a sculpt of her pussy, which Bluetooth connects to your VR headset and is
37:57going to do what she's doing.
37:59What?
37:59So, you put it on your dick.
38:02She's going to like make her pussy like close and open, close and open.
38:05Yeah.
38:05So, she filmed the scene with stuff in it and then it's going to match up to what's
38:10going on.
38:11That's insane.
38:11That's going to ruin my life.
38:12She needs to have it.
38:13Why would I waste time going on dates, DMing girls, when I could just fuck that?
38:17Exactly.
38:18Fuck it.
38:19That's how I feel about my vibrator.
38:21Right?
38:21I'm like, why am I going to fuck a guy who's not going to make me cum when I have my vibrator
38:25and I won't make myself cum?
38:26100%.
38:26If I'm a girl, I'm fucking vibrators all day.
38:28Is that hanging out with us losers?
38:30Yeah.
38:31My sex toy machine is amazing.
38:32What is that?
38:33It's literally just a machine where you attach a dildo on it and then you control like how
38:37fast it'll go.
38:38Oh, and it goes in and out like that?
38:40Yeah.
38:40I've seen those on Chatterbase.
38:41It's amazing.
38:41Yeah.
38:42Yeah.
38:42They're great.
38:43Good for videos.
38:43Very, very good for videos.
38:44Do you fuck that thing?
38:46Yeah.
38:47I bounce my ass on that.
38:48Purr.
38:50I write it.
38:51Might as well, you know?
38:52Like for fun or for videos?
38:54Both.
38:55Off camera, you'll just go like this and have a thing fuck you?
38:58Yeah.
38:58Wow.
38:59Or you know, sometimes I'd film in my video and then I'm like, oh shit, I already came
39:03in that, but I still want to want more and it's already like a 20 minute video.
39:06So I'm like, might as well just finish it off off cam, you know?
39:09You know, they say you got to do what you love in life.
39:11Exactly.
39:13You fuck the dildo machines.
39:14Might as well.
39:14That's right.
39:15That's hot.
39:16I never use dildos.
39:17Okay.
39:17Craziest request you've had on OnlyFans, both you and then also most embarrassing thing
39:23you guys have done.
39:24We'll start with the request though.
39:26Weird request.
39:26Mine was, they wanted me to dress up as Olaf.
39:31The snowman?
39:32Dead ass.
39:32Yeah.
39:32Oh.
39:33From, what's the movie?
39:34Frozen?
39:35Frozen, yeah.
39:35I was like, I'm not doing that.
39:37Oh my gosh.
39:38My thing is, why are you-
39:39Do you want to fuck my asshole?
39:41Literally, why are you like sexually attracted to Olaf?
39:46Right.
39:46That is very weird.
39:47Like what the fuck went wrong in your life that you're like, Olaf is sexy?
39:51That's weird.
39:51That's so fucking weird.
39:53I'm sorry.
39:53That is a strange one.
39:54I also have like a role play too.
39:55Also, that would make my dick cold, you know?
39:57Literally.
39:58My body's shrinking.
39:58Literally.
39:59That doesn't make sense.
40:00It's so funny though.
40:01Fuck in the snowman.
40:03I also had a role play too.
40:04They had me dress up as Milan with a sword, like literally the toy sword.
40:09That's great.
40:09I'm just like, what the fuck is this?
40:11And they're like, I want you to-
40:12Send me that.
40:13Oh, it was so weird.
40:14We're down.
40:14It definitely is a cringy video, I'm not going to lie.
40:17And you did the sword.
40:17Yeah, they're like, you have to pretend that you're teaching another soldier and that they just
40:23couldn't help but look at your ass and your titties and that they want to fuck you.
40:27I'm like-
40:27This guy should be directing porn.
40:28For real.
40:29Huh?
40:29This guy's an icon.
40:30I mean, I did the whole costume, but it was weird.
40:33It was definitely weird, but I'm like, all right.
40:35That's not weird.
40:37You're weird for thinking it's weird.
40:37That was a good video.
40:38Okay, I wish it was a sexier like Milan costume though, but it's literally like the party city
40:43type Milan.
40:44So I'm like, I hope you have fun with this video.
40:47They will.
40:48I have another, I mean, I have like scat stuff.
40:51I don't know if I can say that.
40:52What stuff?
40:53Scat stuff.
40:54Shit stuff.
40:54Scat?
40:55Yeah.
40:56What's that?
40:56Poop stuff.
40:57Scat?
40:58That's a word?
40:59Yeah.
41:00Did you guys know that?
41:00I've never done that.
41:01I can't bring myself.
41:03Scat?
41:03The queen.
41:04Yeah.
41:04What's the poop stuff you've done?
41:06Oh my gosh.
41:06Go ahead.
41:07Can I?
41:08Please.
41:08Some people have asked me to like shit on my floor and like do dirty stuff.
41:14What kind of dirty stuff?
41:16I'll put a finger after I shit.
41:18What finger?
41:18Where?
41:19In my ass.
41:20So you poop on the floor.
41:21I'm going to finger my ass.
41:24And then what?
41:24While it's dirty.
41:26And then?
41:27And that's it.
41:29Do you look it up?
41:29How are people doing that?
41:30No, no, no, no, no.
41:31I can't.
41:31I can't do that.
41:32I have to use a glove because I can't do my actual finger because I'm like, I'm not going
41:36to touch my shit.
41:37What do you do with the poop on the floor?
41:39I just clean it.
41:41I clean it up.
41:41Okay.
41:42So I actually put like a saran wrap.
41:43I put a saran wrap.
41:44Do you like a doggy bag kind of thing?
41:45I put it.
41:45Okay.
41:46So I put a saran wrap down.
41:47It's not just like completely.
41:48Like a Dexter kill scene.
41:50Yeah, exactly.
41:50Okay.
41:51Exactly.
41:51So like, you know, after that, just grabbed everything up.
41:54You know?
41:55Okay.
41:56Good for you.
41:57Thanks.
41:58Make your fucking money, bro.
41:59I mean, yeah, they do pay.
42:01They do pay really well.
42:02Hell yeah.
42:02The poopy boys pay.
42:03I'm like, you know what?
42:03No one's going to see it, but now the entire world knows.
42:07That's crazy.
42:09Have you worked with Scott?
42:10Fuck no, man.
42:11I'm a flush as I go type of person.
42:14True that.
42:14I could not.
42:15I could not.
42:16I think that's the worst I could do for that, though.
42:18No, I had no judge whatsoever.
42:20No judge.
42:21You guys pee on people or get peed on?
42:21No judge.
42:22No.
42:22I haven't.
42:23Squirty is basically pissing on someone.
42:24Yeah.
42:25But some people do pee.
42:27Like golden shower type.
42:28No.
42:29Like Maya Mixon does pee videos.
42:32Oh, wow.
42:32It's kind of hot.
42:33I'm pretty sure.
42:33Don't quote me.
42:33If a guy pees on you.
42:35It would be.
42:36It's like a dominance.
42:38But you have to be like my boyfriend.
42:39I wanted my ex to like.
42:40He told me one time he peed on me in the shower.
42:41I was really drunk.
42:42It would have to be in the shower too, for sure.
42:45That's different.
42:46People do it in beds.
42:48And you know, once you're peeing on someone in your own bed, someone's got to give.
42:52Yeah.
42:52I can't.
42:53Toilets right down the hall.
42:53I can't even do like full on square on like bed with no towel or no nothing.
42:58That would soak it up.
42:59If it's directly going to be on the bed.
43:01Give us one more poop story before we wrap it up.
43:03I don't have any more like interesting other than that.
43:07I mean like most of my poop stuff are just on the toilet.
43:10Okay.
43:10Quickly, before we close up, most embarrassing thing you've done.
43:12Let's go.
43:13Run it.
43:14On porn vibes?
43:15Yeah.
43:15I haven't really done anything too embarrassing.
43:17I do small penis humiliation.
43:19What's that?
43:21If you have like a really small dick and you want me to be like, haha, you would never satisfy me.
43:25I love doing those.
43:25They're funny as fuck.
43:26Can you look in the camera and do how you would do a video?
43:29Be like, your small dick would never satisfy me.
43:32Sorry.
43:32People pay you to do that to them?
43:33Yeah.
43:33Like, sorry.
43:34Like, your dick is so tiny.
43:35Tell me how that makes sense.
43:36Please.
43:37It's just their kink, I guess.
43:40Yeah.
43:40You literally just tell them.
43:41I get that people have different kinks.
43:43Poopy boy wants poop.
43:44Sure.
43:44Go have fun.
43:45You know?
43:46I get it.
43:46Everyone's got weird.
43:48That makes no fucking sense.
43:49I'd be having a ball doing those.
43:51They're funny.
43:52It's so fun.
43:52But what the fuck did a guy pay you to tell him that his dick is so small that he'll never satisfy you?
43:57Yeah.
43:58He pays for that.
43:59It's a kink.
43:59I feel like it's connected to like dick.
44:01He's like, I got 50 bucks in my wallet.
44:03Should I rent UFC tonight?
44:05Go for dinner?
44:05It just turns them on.
44:06Or pay someone to tell me my dick is small?
44:08In a way, I feel like it's kind of like a power play on them because they're using like their small dick like to feel good about themselves in a way.
44:16In a weird twisted way.
44:16They just like to be subs to us.
44:19They want us to be dominant.
44:21I think it's funny.
44:22Or they want us to dominate them type of thing.
44:24Weird.
44:24It's funny.
44:26Okay.
44:27Wow.
44:27That was a good episode.
44:28Love this episode.
44:30One of my favorites, honestly.
44:32I really enjoyed it.
44:33Yay.
44:33I had a lot of fun.
44:34Tell them your socials, please.
44:35So that was Ava Marie and Alva J. Go ahead.
44:37Hi, everyone.
44:38You can just find me on Instagram, the Ava Marie with two E's at the end.
44:43And you can see the link on there.
44:45And you should be able to find everything that you're looking for.
44:47Boy on girl on OnlyFans.
44:50For affordable pricing, too.
44:51Yeah, definitely.
44:52$3 to subscribe.
44:53Wow.
44:54I mean, worth it.
44:55I'm in.
44:57Do it.
44:57Go ahead, Alva J.
44:58Mine's Alva J.
44:59A-L-V-A-J-A-Y on Instagram and also on OnlyFans.
45:03I got my handle, thankfully, early on, Alva J on OnlyFans.
45:06Good for her.
45:06Yeah.
45:07Two legends.
45:08Girls, thank you so much for coming.
45:09Thank you for having us.
45:10This was a great episode.
45:11Yay.
45:11Did you have fun?
45:12Hell yeah.
45:13I had a great time.
45:14Okay.
45:14I'm your host, Ryan Poundell.
45:15This was Pillow Talk.
45:16We'll see you next Tuesday.
45:16We'll see you next time.
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