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00:00Oh, I would love two guys at least.
00:01Really?
00:02Have you not had two guys?
00:04No, because I need to find two guys that I want to fuck.
00:06Fair, fair.
00:06And they gotta be fuddies.
00:08I don't know.
00:08Let me see what's going on down there and we'll talk.
00:11Let's just say you won't be walking funny later.
00:15Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pillow Talk!
00:24I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies.
00:27Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.
00:28This is Pillow Talk.
00:29I'm your host, Ryan Pond.
00:30We're joined by Mr. Quickie at They Call Me Dark.
00:32Co-hosted by our guest of last week, Fitness Nala, who's single.
00:37Armin Nala.
00:38I love how you always say Fitness Nala, who is single.
00:41This is my name now.
00:42She's no longer with Alfie!
00:44He fucked up!
00:45Mike just told you not to yell.
00:46It's fine.
00:49Alfie blew it.
00:49But today, we have a very special guest today.
00:53This is the booty queen of the internet.
00:57The host of Fan Bus.
00:58Wow.
01:00One of the top amateur porn stars in the world.
01:03Dun, dun, dun!
01:04This is Alexis Morgan.
01:08Hi, Alexis Morgan!
01:09Hi!
01:09Are you single like Nala?
01:12Yeah, I am.
01:12Ooh, that's not a for sure yes.
01:14No, no, no, I am.
01:16You know.
01:16You're single right now.
01:17Yeah, yeah.
01:18Okay.
01:18But with an ass like that, it separates who can date.
01:22You don't take white Joe Scholes like me.
01:25Actually, I've only taken guys like you.
01:28Whoa, whoa, really?
01:28I was going to say, which Lakers player is the best?
01:31Oh, wow.
01:32I wouldn't even be able to name one.
01:34Really?
01:34I'm into like, you know.
01:37Tell us more about what you're like.
01:39Would you rather fuck Jonah Hill or LeBron James?
01:41Jonah Hill.
01:42Wow!
01:43Can you elaborate on why Jonah Hill is...
01:44You're not supposed to have an ass then.
01:46It's against the code.
01:48What does that mean?
01:49Yeah, what does that mean?
01:50Elaborate.
01:51The bigger the booty, the more the NBA player.
01:54It is though.
01:57There's a synergy.
01:58That was funny.
01:59You like funny?
02:01I like that.
02:01So we have a chance.
02:03Knock, knock.
02:05Who's there, Ryan?
02:06Okay.
02:07Okay, so who have you dated?
02:08I bet there's a lot of celebrities in your DMs or must be.
02:10Of course.
02:11So, who do you like and who do you dabble with?
02:14I haven't liked any of them that like DM me.
02:16Really?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Tyga DM you a lot?
02:19Of course.
02:19That's one that DMs everyone.
02:22That one DMs.
02:23I can't wait for this compilation.
02:25You know, we've asked every guest this and every guest events are just the same.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Even that one.
02:28That one in French Montana has gone through everyone.
02:30French Montana?
02:31Has DMed everyone.
02:32Oh.
02:32And I feel like girls do want to fuck Tyga sorta.
02:35But French?
02:37Well, yes, he's packing.
02:38Oh, really?
02:39Who's packing?
02:39Yeah, you never saw the Tyga leaked picture?
02:41No, Tyga's packing, but French Montana.
02:43Oh, I don't know about that.
02:44I'm just saying, I've never heard of any girl fucking French Montana.
02:46You know what?
02:46French Montana actually is a beauty dude, but he's got a barrel on him.
02:50Yeah.
02:50He's a big boy.
02:51Dad bod.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Okay, so this famous ass.
02:55Let's talk about it.
02:57So, question you get every day, is it real or fake?
03:00Of course, no, that ass doesn't exist and you have a little bit of work on it and that's
03:03fine and we look.
03:04But, did you have an ass before?
03:06Yeah, I'm Cuban, so I've always had one.
03:08So you had a booty, then one day you said, fuck it, let's go to the moon.
03:11No, no, no, no.
03:11It was actually really similar to this size.
03:13I kind of actually just...
03:15Oh, it was crazy before?
03:16It's not crazy right now.
03:18It's banana sandwich.
03:20Yeah, yeah, no, I just did, I did a slight because I wanted to be where it could look
03:25like I don't have like some work done, but it was just very slight.
03:29Does your mother have a dump truck on her too?
03:31Yeah, every one of my family.
03:32Okay, so you didn't really, you didn't put in massive implants in your ass or anything.
03:37No, no, no, no.
03:38You just maybe BBL'd it a bit.
03:39Yeah, a little bit.
03:40Very nice.
03:42BBL my dick.
03:43Quick trip to Columbia.
03:44A little bit of pink, a little bit of enhancement on the stink.
03:48That was a good one.
03:48I see what you did there.
03:49Yeah, that was good.
03:50Oh my gosh.
03:50Absolutely.
03:51Incredible, Ryan.
03:52So the fan bus.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Let's talk about that.
03:55Ooh, let's talk about that.
03:56So for the viewers at home that don't know what it is, I understand it's an only fan show
03:59where you bring random people on that fuck girls in the car and you host it.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:03So sort of side.
04:04Okay.
04:05Please explain.
04:05Yes.
04:06It depends like what kind of episode we're having.
04:08Sometimes I can find like a fan for like a girl that they like because they either emailed
04:13or I met them like at a convention or something.
04:16Um, so some episodes are like that where like a girl hooks up with their fan or there's
04:21other times that we go in out and look for a guy for the girl.
04:25That's fine.
04:26Would you ever do that?
04:28Would you ever do that?
04:29The fan bus thing?
04:31Yeah.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Yeah.
04:32You wouldn't.
04:33Yeah.
04:33I love my fans.
04:34They're cool as hell.
04:35Yeah.
04:36True that.
04:36Yeah.
04:36She has a big cult full of them.
04:38Do you think, do you think your fans fuck better than her fans?
04:41Oh, her fans fuck way better.
04:43I don't know, man.
04:44It's a bunch of fucking black dudes.
04:46That's what I was thinking.
04:47So I don't know.
04:48I can't really stand up for my, uh, my dads.
04:51You have, you know, gamer fans and she has, you know, athletic fans.
04:56Yeah, I'm sure.
04:58I mean, my red hair though, it tracks a crowd.
05:01True that.
05:02Oh, I'm a huge fan now.
05:03Both actually, for the record.
05:05Okay.
05:05So for you, you, you have done a little bit of porn, but you don't post it on the hub.
05:11You haven't signed with my anything browsers.
05:14On my, on only fans, you'll have sex with who?
05:17Oh, are they, are they guys that you're dating at the time?
05:20Are they porn stars?
05:21Are they stunt cocks?
05:22Well, what's the deal?
05:23Give us the details.
05:24Yeah.
05:25It's like, um, it's been guys I've been, that I have dated or like somebody like, I've
05:32like, I saw a porn star that I really liked.
05:34And then I was like, all right, I'm going to start shooting with him.
05:36And then I was like, all right.
05:38Have you put it down with Johnny since?
05:40No, but oh my God, I want to.
05:42Yeah.
05:42But I don't know.
05:43I don't know.
05:44I don't know.
05:44I don't know.
05:45I don't know.
05:45I love Johnny since.
05:47We'll see.
05:47We'll see.
05:47But usually it's like, you know, guys that I know that I can do a couple scenes with.
05:50Like, I don't, you know, I like to do a lot of scenes with like, you know, whoever.
05:54Got it.
05:54Kieran Lee, have you put it down with our boy Kieran?
05:56No.
05:57We love Kieran Lee.
05:59Do you know who Kieran Lee is?
06:00Let's get to Johnny since first.
06:01You would love Kieran Lee and Johnny.
06:03Yeah, absolutely.
06:05Okay.
06:05So I just don't really fuck bald guys.
06:07Oh.
06:07Oh, so that's why I don't stand a chance.
06:10Maybe.
06:10You don't look like you would be bald.
06:11I actually didn't know you were bald.
06:12Oh, babe, there's not a hair under this hat.
06:14Like, is it because you choose to or because you just can't?
06:16Yeah, I actually have a lot of hair.
06:17Okay.
06:18So you just want to be bald.
06:19Oh, yeah.
06:20It's fast.
06:21It's aerodynamic.
06:22It's fast.
06:23And you know what?
06:23It's good because I started an OnlyFans and my shtick is eating pussy with a hat on.
06:27Oh, I think I want to subscribe.
06:29It's fast.
06:29Do you want to perform with me?
06:30It's aerodynamic.
06:32Do you like getting eaten out?
06:33Do I like getting eaten out?
06:35Yeah.
06:35It's a valid question because a lot of girls don't.
06:37If it's good.
06:38Good answer.
06:38Yeah.
06:39If it's boring, then it's like, all right, let's get the show on.
06:41I'll tell you what.
06:42Go ahead.
06:43No guy has ever said no to a blowjob.
06:45Hey, what separates good versus bad?
06:49I feel like if the guy is just like kind of like dabbling on the pussy, like not putting
06:55like pressure onto it.
06:57Me, I want to like grab my legs onto it.
06:59She told me that you're really into it.
07:01You know, not like it's a chore, you know, not because like, oh, I have to do this for
07:05her.
07:05Like really like be passionate about it.
07:07Yeah, exactly.
07:07I feel that way about blowjobs.
07:09Talk to me with it.
07:10Like, like, look up at me.
07:12Like, put your fingers in there.
07:13Yeah.
07:13Like, this is good.
07:15Yeah.
07:15I think that like that it makes the experience good.
07:17One hundred percent.
07:18Like how into it he is.
07:20A lot of men don't like eating pussy.
07:22That's a fact.
07:22Do you like eating pussy?
07:23I love it.
07:25Oh.
07:26It's my favorite.
07:26Yeah.
07:27I like it too.
07:27But that's why I know I'm good at it because I truly enjoy it.
07:30And that's the same goes with sucking dick.
07:33Do you girls like your asses?
07:36Excuse me.
07:38Do you girls like your asses eating?
07:40Yes.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Oh, yeah.
07:43To be honest, I do it for me.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45I get if I'm having a whiskey dick night, I booty.
07:48I'm back.
07:48Yeah.
07:49It's one of those filthy things.
07:50No, like she said, you got to like go all in.
07:53You got to like use your fingers.
07:55Same shit.
07:55Yeah.
07:56But on the ass.
07:56You like it too?
07:57Because I bet every guy wants to eat your ass.
07:59You'd be surprised.
08:00Guys are not like, like, I feel like it's very hard to find the freaky, freaky ones.
08:04Really?
08:04Yeah.
08:04They're more like blowjob than bend over.
08:07Fuck.
08:08You know?
08:08Really?
08:08It's rare to come across a guy who wants to please the girl.
08:11I feel like you don't know your-
08:12I feel like men nowadays are very selfish.
08:15Oh.
08:16Yeah.
08:17I'm less selfish now because I know that-
08:20I don't know.
08:20I think you're just saying that.
08:21No, the damn.
08:22There has to be something wrong with you guys for you to be so willing to like-
08:26I'll tell you why.
08:27What's wrong here?
08:28Okay, I'll tell you why.
08:29It's because I know that the next day I'm going to make the group chat and people are going
08:32to be like, I fucked Ryan or I fucked Dark last night.
08:34How was it?
08:35And then you get a review.
08:36I want good reviews.
08:37Yeah.
08:38I want five stars on my, you know, Uber Eats order.
08:41Yeah.
08:41Actually, when you don't get a review, that's even better.
08:44Yeah.
08:44I agree with that.
08:45They're asking like, hey, you fucked Dark last night?
08:48It's like they're holding something out.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Yeah.
08:50Exactly.
08:50But you don't want them to be like, ugh.
08:52Yeah.
08:53It's fucking-
08:53You know.
08:54Yeah.
08:54Ugh.
08:54Okay.
08:55Now I like this.
08:56Especially, you know, we're in LA now.
08:57New city, new town.
08:58You don't want to come with a bad rep.
09:00You want to be known as the guy that ate good pussy.
09:02How do you think you're doing in LA?
09:04Lindsay?
09:06Be honest.
09:07What, Ryan?
09:08I'm not answering.
09:08Yeah.
09:09I'm just kidding.
09:10Just kidding.
09:12So, anal must come up a lot.
09:15You guys must want to put it in that crazy booty affairs.
09:17Is that a comment for you, Alexis?
09:21Yeah.
09:22What are you-
09:22Who are you dating?
09:23Do you not know your fucking value?
09:25Like, who are these vanilla losers that you're fucking-
09:29You can pump-
09:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:31No.
09:32You can have beeps tonight, Leo tomorrow.
09:33I feel like for, like, scenes that I got, like, for my OnlyFans video, I'll do it.
09:37But I don't know.
09:37Like, where do I get these freaky guys?
09:39Well, I researched it, and I only found one, to be honest.
09:42Oh.
09:42There's only one that I could find.
09:44Where was it?
09:45What was it?
09:45What room was it?
09:46I think it was-
09:46It was good.
09:48I loved it, actually.
09:49I thought it was really hot.
09:50It was a guy fucks you from behind, doggy style on the bed.
09:54He's standing up, and you're on your knees on the bed.
09:56And then you stand up, and then he fucks you from behind, like, you have your hands on
10:00a stool of a sort, or a bar stool, perhaps.
10:03Yeah, it was a great scene.
10:04I loved it.
10:05But I think it was your boyfriend at the time, or something.
10:07I don't know.
10:07I mean, I think so.
10:09Yeah.
10:10I thought it was great.
10:10Are you saying the majority of men you have sex with are all cap?
10:14They talk a big game, but don't put out?
10:16What do you-
10:16Um, no, no, no.
10:17I have great sex, yes.
10:20But, I mean-
10:20When was the last time you had sex?
10:23Two hours ago.
10:24Oh, come on, really?
10:25You're so lucky.
10:25Oh, it was good.
10:26Come on.
10:26It was with Angela White and my co-star.
10:29You're kidding.
10:30Yeah, we ate come-off donuts.
10:33Glazed donuts.
10:34I get it.
10:35That's funny.
10:36We were Krispy Kreme girls.
10:39Ah!
10:39And we pulled the-
10:40Oh, so now you're-
10:41Okay, so are you going into the porn industry now?
10:43Like, more mainstream?
10:44Um, it's for us.
10:46So, it's not really porn.
10:48But are you going to sign contracts with browsers or Pornhub?
10:51No?
10:51I don't need-
10:52I mean, why?
10:53I've always heard-
10:54How much what?
10:55How much money are you making these guests?
10:58You don't ask that.
11:00Over under 100k a month.
11:01Oh, he asks that to every guest.
11:02Over?
11:03Yeah.
11:03So, you're rich, rich.
11:06You do what you want, when you want.
11:08Yeah, I've invested some of the money, too.
11:10So, I have the other-
11:11I have a question for you.
11:12It's been two hours since you've had sex.
11:14Mm-hmm.
11:14After shooting, are you, like, still horny for the rest of the day?
11:18Or are you just, like-
11:18Oh, yeah, I'm ready to get fucked, like, ASAP.
11:20Wow.
11:21Wow.
11:21I'm like, I'm so-
11:22I see the leg jitter.
11:23Yeah.
11:23It's the leg jitter.
11:24It's like, I'm still fucking horny.
11:26Yeah, of course.
11:27You know, in a threesome, too, you gotta share dick, so you're just like-
11:31Oh, wow.
11:31It's all about you.
11:32True that.
11:33Yeah, I mean, I love it.
11:34I would prefer to do a threesome.
11:35I think they're so fun.
11:36I truly do love having-
11:38You two should have a threesome together.
11:39You know.
11:41Yeah.
11:41Co-content.
11:42I love it.
11:42I'm obsessed.
11:42Let's go one to ten.
11:43How horny are both of you right now?
11:44Extremely.
11:45Yeah, same.
11:46It's not because of my bald head, though.
11:47That's for sure.
11:51Thank you, Barbara.
11:52Would you like to play Mr. Quickie?
11:54Yeah, let's do it.
11:54Okay.
11:56Alexis Morgan.
11:57My name is-
11:58By the way, not to interrupt, but-
11:59Sure.
12:00The A in your name, it drives me crazy.
12:02I know.
12:03I like it.
12:04It's different, but Alexis wasn't available, so-
12:07Oh, it's not actually how you spell it?
12:08Well, what do you mean?
12:11No, it's Alexis.
12:12Well, now it is, because it's just been so many years that I'm Alexis Morgan, so people
12:16get confused.
12:16It's like, how do you pronounce them?
12:17Because every time I share your thing, oh, there's who we're having on the show, check
12:20her out, blah, blah, blah.
12:21Is it an E?
12:22Is it an I?
12:23Is it a fucking Q?
12:24I don't know.
12:25It's Alexis Morgan, right?
12:26It's not that difficult, dude.
12:28Anyways, Mr. Quickie segment is starting now.
12:30I'm Mr. Quickie, by the way.
12:32Do you want to know why they call you Mr. Quickie?
12:33Are you a Quickie guy?
12:33Yes.
12:34Really?
12:34Why?
12:34Why not?
12:35That's why you eat pussy.
12:38Gang, gang, bitch.
12:40See, I told you there's something wrong with him.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43I told you.
12:44Right?
12:44I told you when I signed up for the Mr. Quickie segment that people are going to start thinking
12:47I fucked for 30 seconds.
12:49I'm better than that.
12:50Anyways, you have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can,
12:54starting now.
12:55Alexis Morgan, when I look at your Instagram, I instantly think, wow, I do not have enough
13:00dick for that.
13:01Do you ever think that you're missing out on sweet baby angel muffin white boys like myself
13:04because we are too intimidated by you?
13:07Yes.
13:07Absolutely.
13:08I want more of them and they don't come to me.
13:11We've touched on something.
13:12Yeah.
13:13Do you know who Arnold Schwarzenegger is?
13:15Yes.
13:16Okay.
13:16Who is your daddy and what does he do?
13:19Whoa.
13:20What is that?
13:22Who is your daddy and what does he do?
13:23My real daddy?
13:24Yeah.
13:26Or your fake one.
13:27You must.
13:28She has a sheep somewhere.
13:30Next question.
13:31Okay.
13:31You frequently performed on the fan bus outside of potentially getting chlamydia from a stranger.
13:37What benefits you?
13:38What benefits do you get from banging randoms on the street?
13:42The thrill.
13:43Adrenaline.
13:43Great answer.
13:44I'm sorry for asking.
13:48Come on.
13:48You're getting into my second.
13:49Finish the sentence.
13:50When life gives you lemons, do blank.
13:54Life gives you lemons.
13:57Anal is the proper answer.
13:59Okay.
13:59Roses are red.
14:01Violets are blue.
14:01Sometimes when I do anal, I have to go for a...
14:04Poo?
14:05Yay!
14:06That's it!
14:06That's your quickie show!
14:08Very nice.
14:09Anal.
14:10Do you do a lot of anal?
14:11Do you like anal?
14:11When I'm drunk.
14:12Good segue.
14:13When I'm drunk.
14:14Yeah.
14:14Oh, really?
14:15Yo, that's the truth, though.
14:16That's fun.
14:17Anal is done.
14:18We're relaxed.
14:18Yeah.
14:19Yes.
14:19It's fun.
14:20Yeah.
14:20It's just one of those things you say for being drunk, for drunk sex.
14:23Our guest two episodes ago was Adriana Chechik.
14:26Okay.
14:26The anal queen.
14:27And she says that she has her best orgasms without even touching.
14:31Her vagina from anal.
14:33Oh, my God.
14:34One time, I swear I had a better orgasm from my ass than I've ever had on my pussy.
14:38Without touching your clit?
14:39Oh, I was kidding.
14:41I was like, I had a dildo in my ass.
14:43Dildo in your ass.
14:44And I was penetrating it.
14:45And like, was it someone?
14:47Of course.
14:48And I, it was like, I saw, like, it was amazing.
14:52It was like rainbows and everything.
14:53Were you in outer space?
14:54I went to another dimension.
14:56It was so good.
14:57I'm so jealous girls get to have orgasms.
14:59No, I surely think that we can come better through our asshole.
15:03I'm serious.
15:03I need to start doing anal more.
15:04This is, I'm going to try something.
15:06Do you girls play with your anals at home without a guy?
15:09No.
15:09Yes.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Oh, really?
15:11Vibrator and plug.
15:12In your booty?
15:12At the same time.
15:13Yes.
15:14Oh.
15:15At home.
15:17Masturbating.
15:17Are we not talking about anal?
15:19Yeah.
15:19I just didn't know that.
15:20To be honest, I've never asked this.
15:21I didn't know that girls fucked around with their booty at home by themselves.
15:24Yeah.
15:25So, mainly for content, probably.
15:27But, you know, if it feels good, you got a G-spot down there.
15:29Okay.
15:30For content, it doesn't count.
15:31I didn't do it for content because it's like an awkward position.
15:33And honestly, like.
15:34It's fun.
15:35It's just fun.
15:36Really?
15:36You know, there is my favorite toy that has like something to like the clit, the inside,
15:42and then the asshole.
15:43And the asshole is the anal beads and it vibrates.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:46Life-changing.
15:47High tech.
15:47That and a little bit of poppers, you're going to the moon.
15:50A little belt relaxer.
15:52Yes.
15:53Yes.
15:53Yes.
15:53It's like at the sex store, you do it and it relaxes you guys.
15:56Yeah.
15:57It's for gay guys.
15:58We had a gay friend that brought it to Coachella and we were ripping it all Coachella.
16:02Oh, yeah.
16:02Ripping it.
16:03Yeah.
16:03And then my booty was just wide open.
16:05It's more experience.
16:05I was like, little baby's doing great.
16:08Ass is open.
16:10That was my poppers.
16:10Thank God you didn't have to poop.
16:12Thank God.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:14So, okay.
16:14So, who is this last guy that you fucked not for content?
16:19The last guy that I fucked not for content?
16:21Yeah.
16:21Like normal.
16:22You just fucked a dude.
16:25The last guy I did content with?
16:27Like outside of, outside of.
16:29Normal dudes.
16:30Okay.
16:30That's what you mean.
16:31Those are normal dudes.
16:31I get normal dudes and I put them on camera.
16:33Okay.
16:33But for the viewers watching.
16:35Listen, the reason they're tuning in is A, because they think we're a little bit funny and B, because they want to know maybe there's a chance they could sleep with you.
16:42Okay.
16:42So, we always ask how they can.
16:43Yeah, but they're all normal dudes.
16:44Okay.
16:45So, tell who you're looking for.
16:48Who's got a shot with Alexis Morgan with an A?
16:51Everyone.
16:52No.
16:52You don't discriminate.
16:54You don't discriminate.
16:55Like, use maybe a celebrity reference.
16:57Oh, okay.
16:58Like, Michael Cera, perhaps?
17:02McLovin.
17:02What's that country singer?
17:05The blonde one?
17:06Yeah.
17:07Yeah.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Him.
17:09Ben Affleck.
17:10Okay.
17:10A little bit of John Cena.
17:14Oh, wow.
17:14Oh, my.
17:15Yeah.
17:15I bet you want to fuck John Cena.
17:17Yeah.
17:17Yeah.
17:17Yeah.
17:17McGregor, if he was, like, six inches taller.
17:19Wait, John Cena follows me on Twitter?
17:20I feel like he would fuck so good.
17:22Yeah.
17:22Who?
17:23McGregor.
17:23John Cena.
17:24Yeah.
17:24Ground and pound.
17:25Yeah.
17:25I just, I don't know.
17:26There's something about him that he's, like, so alpha.
17:28I don't know, man.
17:29I feel like he would dominate me.
17:30He might break his ankle again.
17:31He weighs about 145 pounds.
17:33Well, that's what I said.
17:34Yeah.
17:34Yeah.
17:35Yeah.
17:35He looks like a good lay.
17:36Like, I think it would be good.
17:38True.
17:38True.
17:38Yeah.
17:39So, what were you doing before?
17:40And how did you blow up so fast?
17:42Six million followers, man.
17:45That's a lot.
17:46Are they the real followers?
17:47Yeah.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Six million, bro.
17:49The fan bus is a real niche, I feel.
17:52So, yeah.
17:52How did you blow up so big?
17:54I think, I've done a lot of other things.
17:56Like, I'm funny.
17:57And I know it's weird.
17:58You are funny.
17:59I'm a grandma as well.
18:00Like, I don't know if you've seen my Mima character.
18:02I dress up as a grandma.
18:03And, like, I go to Walmart and I prank people.
18:05Come on.
18:05I didn't know that.
18:06No, I didn't know that.
18:06Yeah, yeah.
18:07And then.
18:08What?
18:08That's hilarious.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Oh.
18:10And I fall.
18:11And then, like, my ass comes out.
18:13So, I think that helped.
18:14That is great.
18:15So, your grandma was a fucking dump truck.
18:17Yes, pretty much.
18:18I think that probably helped me.
18:20We should do some TikToks together.
18:21Yeah.
18:22I love doing TikToks.
18:23Let's do it.
18:24Okay.
18:24Yeah.
18:25You know, I do that.
18:26I think I'm probably the fan bus.
18:28Yeah.
18:29I think it all.
18:30Plus the hot stuff.
18:31So, when you're funny and you're hot, I think you're getting a little bit of.
18:33This is true.
18:34Yeah.
18:34You're going into unicorn territory.
18:35And you know what?
18:36You're so good at collabing with other big booty girls.
18:39Yeah.
18:39Wearing matching outfits with them and taking pics with them.
18:41I know.
18:41I know.
18:41You should see my whole lineup for this week.
18:43It's very.
18:43It's incredible.
18:44I guess you did some shit with Angela White.
18:46Of course.
18:46Yeah.
18:47Incredible.
18:48Yeah.
18:48But her.
18:48Tomorrow I'm going to be a Girl Scout cookie.
18:49Have you looked at her Instagram?
18:51It's like good quality.
18:52And it's.
18:52You know what I appreciate?
18:54You too, by the way.
18:55When girls have booties, they usually find their one pose.
18:58And they stick to it.
18:58And they have that one mirror selfie with their leg.
19:00Exactly like this.
19:01I actually think I need to start changing my pose.
19:04Because I'm like doing it a lot.
19:05I'm being.
19:06Like.
19:06I need to.
19:07Well, I was going to say.
19:08I think it's good that you.
19:09To me, it's.
19:10It's switchy.
19:11Yeah.
19:12You in particular.
19:13You're very good at that.
19:14Thanks.
19:14Girls can pull so many angles.
19:16Uh-huh.
19:17You know.
19:17Sometimes.
19:17You have to be different.
19:19You have to be different.
19:20Because you know what?
19:21When a guy is going through your Instagram, he's usually jerking off or about to jerk off.
19:25Yeah.
19:25Of course.
19:26Me too.
19:27So.
19:27So.
19:27They want to see different.
19:29You know.
19:29It's almost like going through a porno.
19:31And looking at different positions.
19:32And you want to see that with the booty pics on Instagram.
19:35As loser and dumb as that sounds.
19:36The more reserved you can be though sometimes is like the more the temptation.
19:40True.
19:40Ryan and I only have one trick.
19:42What's that?
19:43Play dead.
19:43Just kidding.
19:44But we.
19:44Play dead.
19:45We always put our expensive arms in the picture.
19:47And that's our only angle.
19:49Which is understandable.
19:51Right?
19:51We spent a lot of money.
19:51Most guys are like my watch.
19:54Losers.
19:54Losers.
19:55What are red flags?
19:56And what gives you the ick?
19:58Oh.
19:59Bad hygiene.
20:01Fair.
20:01Penis or teeth or just.
20:02Any of it.
20:04Yeah.
20:05Um.
20:06Hmm.
20:06Bad hygiene.
20:07Probably like somebody that like.
20:09A guy who looks at himself like through every mirror that passes by.
20:12I hate that.
20:13Oh my god.
20:14I am.
20:15We got a friend Ronnie Ray.
20:16If there was four mirrors he'd get lost forever.
20:19Yeah.
20:20I think that's the kind of like eh for me.
20:22Yeah.
20:22Um.
20:23Probably a guy who has too many Instagram pictures for me.
20:27Oh.
20:27I like.
20:28What do you mean by.
20:28Okay.
20:29So you don't like narcissists.
20:30Guys that think they're hot.
20:31No.
20:31I do.
20:32And that's why I'm sick of it.
20:33Ah.
20:33That's what I'm saying.
20:34These are all red flags.
20:35I'm too many red flags.
20:37Have you had sex with Harry Jousey?
20:38No.
20:39I don't know who that is.
20:40Oh.
20:41Okay.
20:42You should.
20:42We're looking out for our boy Harry.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Are you his pip?
20:48He doesn't need my help.
20:49He does not.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Is he a porn guy?
20:52What is he?
20:52No.
20:53He was on Netflix too hot to handle and he blew up and now he's I'd say the top million.
20:56And he's really hot.
20:57And cool.
20:58And a great dude.
20:59Funny.
20:59We love him.
20:59Good friend of the show.
21:00Been on twice.
21:01Yeah.
21:01And we're going to set up.
21:03Nala four days ago actually just broke up with her lovely boyfriend Alfie and they were
21:06co OnlyFans partners.
21:08I want to say now you have to like look for a new one.
21:10I don't even need a new one.
21:11Like my masturbations do super well and I have so much porn in so many outfits.
21:18That is your good friend.
21:19I am I don't even care about finding another fuck toy like.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Don't care.
21:24No.
21:25She's coming to EDC with us tomorrow and she has grand plans to have sex with Steve Aoki.
21:30Oh.
21:31Trying to curate it.
21:31That's what I said.
21:32I'm trying to curate it.
21:33Come on.
21:33Like I mean still that cascade.
21:35Dude.
21:35He what like throw cake at my face.
21:37Diplo or something.
21:38Like you know.
21:39Oh yeah.
21:39Diplo's cool.
21:40Yeah.
21:40That'd be a good one.
21:41Yeah.
21:41Have you fucked any celebrities?
21:44What a question.
21:47Like a basketball player.
21:48Yeah.
21:48It's a white player?
21:51Yeah.
21:51You fucked Steve Nash.
21:53No.
21:53Luca.
21:54No this one's not.
21:55Tyler Hero.
21:57No but I.
21:58No no no.
21:59I would though.
22:00I would because I heard he has a big dick.
22:01Really?
22:02Yeah.
22:02Hey seven foot nine.
22:04That doesn't mean anything.
22:05Yes.
22:06No it doesn't.
22:06I have been around very tall men with very regular size penis.
22:10Really?
22:10Yeah.
22:11Okay.
22:12Most of the time actually.
22:13You know Shaq is in Jolie's DMs today.
22:15No way.
22:15Shaquille O'Neal.
22:16Jolie.
22:17Anyways.
22:17Who's the white player?
22:18He was like in the Nixon Golden State.
22:23He's older.
22:25Lee.
22:27David Lee.
22:28David Lee.
22:28We know David Lee?
22:30Is he a legend?
22:31How is his dick?
22:33Big.
22:34It's like nine and a half.
22:35Whoa.
22:36Oh nice.
22:37You're kidding.
22:38Oh nice.
22:39It was delicious.
22:40Really?
22:41Yeah it was good.
22:42Wow.
22:42Wow.
22:43Look at Lindsay's face.
22:44Incredible.
22:45Wow.
22:46So if you like white guys.
22:48Do you like hockey guys or no?
22:49I like every.
22:49I just like whoever I vibe with.
22:51You know.
22:51Is money a matter to you?
22:52No.
22:53I always date broke guys.
22:54I mean.
22:54I'm like.
22:55Well you make so much.
22:56Yeah.
22:57You're pulling seven figures a year at least right?
22:59Broke guys fuck good.
23:00They have to.
23:01They do.
23:02Because they got all this time in their hands you know.
23:04So they're going to make sure that they're good at something.
23:06Absolutely.
23:06Science.
23:07You know.
23:07So how many scenes have you done now Alexis?
23:10Oh.
23:10Like 300 plus.
23:11Oh really?
23:12Yeah.
23:13Wow.
23:13You know what?
23:13You've done a good job of keeping them off the web.
23:15I feel like I haven't.
23:17Really?
23:17But I don't even care anymore.
23:18I'll say.
23:18Okay.
23:19Because when I was researching you.
23:22I really was looking.
23:23I went to page 17.
23:24Oh wow.
23:25You must have not been spelling my name right.
23:27You're right.
23:28Oh my god.
23:29And there is a host actually.
23:31With your name.
23:32Literally.
23:33Oh there you go.
23:34Literally.
23:34It's Alexis.
23:35She works for ESPN.
23:37Alexis Morgan.
23:37Okay.
23:38Oh yeah.
23:38So that's why what's coming up.
23:40Yeah.
23:40You put it wrong.
23:40For sure.
23:41Because I was actually looking to see.
23:42It's a Lexass.
23:44Yes.
23:44I should have put another S in there for S.
23:45So sexy.
23:48I think we're going to re-brands.
23:49How has that not been done in porn yet?
23:50I know right.
23:51A Lexass.
23:52But maybe Alexis Texas.
23:53No she didn't even let you do that either.
23:55All right.
23:56She's coming on the show soon.
23:57Rebranding.
23:57She trademarked it.
23:59Is her ass real?
24:00Alexis Texas.
24:01Yeah.
24:01I heard it is.
24:02Oh.
24:03We had a debate today actually.
24:05They called me stupid.
24:06Dumb.
24:08Yes.
24:09I think you used the R word.
24:11Retarded.
24:11Maybe I did.
24:13I said look at Kim K.
24:14She posted a great booty pic today.
24:16Oh you're so stupid.
24:16Didn't she take her BBL out?
24:17She's so stupid.
24:18Okay.
24:18I think so.
24:20I think so.
24:20I literally think so.
24:22She posted this today.
24:23No no.
24:23Hold on.
24:23Rewind.
24:24Ryan Pownall thought that Kim Kardashian's ass was real.
24:28Her ass looks great.
24:29Right?
24:29Yeah.
24:30What?
24:30Does Kim K.
24:31You know.
24:32You know.
24:33Does Kim K.
24:33Have a real or fake booty?
24:35Come on.
24:35Everyone knows the answer to that.
24:36Bro.
24:37None of them have an ass.
24:38Are you seriously asking that?
24:39I know.
24:40That's what I'm saying.
24:40She's the reason why they created the BBL on it.
24:43I feel like she made the BBL a thing.
24:45Agreed.
24:45Oh.
24:45Yeah.
24:46I thought Kylie did it.
24:47She had the booty.
24:48No.
24:48Kim did this first.
24:49She is the reason why we all win.
24:52Ryan what color is that can?
24:53Purple.
24:55Kim Kardashian's booty is real.
24:57Okay.
24:57Did you have it before AJ?
25:00Good question.
25:01No.
25:01No.
25:01I don't think so.
25:01Because it was nice in that video Jinxie.
25:03I don't think so.
25:04I think she's always had like a bigger bottom.
25:06She was always built nice.
25:07But I do think that she started doing way too much.
25:09Don't you remember?
25:10She had like a diaper booty like a couple of years ago.
25:12It was bad.
25:12She was doing overboard.
25:13You're right.
25:14It was like getting too much.
25:15Now it's like getting better.
25:18Was that because of Kanye?
25:19It was I think even right before Kanye.
25:21Was it?
25:22Wow.
25:22Have you met Kim K?
25:23No.
25:25I mean I would love to of course.
25:26But I feel like you don't understand your value.
25:30To me you're a superstar with the ass of asses.
25:34And you're fucking all these scrub broke dudes and not messing around Kim K.
25:37Figure it out.
25:38Figure it out.
25:39Figure it out.
25:40That's what I think.
25:41How are we doing on time Jinxie?
25:42It's okay.
25:42I believe you thought Kim Kardashian's ass was rude.
25:44We're only at 25?
25:45Perfect.
25:46Let's go another 10 eh?
25:46Yeah.
25:47Let's do another 10 at least.
25:49Yes.
25:50Is this yours my love?
25:51I think so.
25:51But you can have it.
25:52She's great by the way.
25:53I want to ask you a lot of crazy shit.
25:54We're going to do it.
25:55Let's do it.
25:56Outside of the eating donuts with cum on them earlier today.
25:59What other scenes did you do?
26:02In general?
26:03Yeah.
26:03I've done like a Donald Trump Biden fan bus.
26:06That's fun.
26:06Did my friend pick up Donald Trump and Biden?
26:09Donald Trump and Biden.
26:10Yeah.
26:10With the masks on.
26:11No way.
26:12The White House.
26:12Pick them up.
26:13Wow.
26:13That's fun.
26:14That is great.
26:15I know.
26:15It's so fun.
26:15Were you a Kamala?
26:17Were you playing a Kamala place?
26:19A little Sarah Palin?
26:22I've done that.
26:23I've done, oh, Squid Games.
26:25I did a Squid Games whole sex scene.
26:26Oh, that's fun.
26:27Yeah.
26:28And it was great.
26:30Asian guys.
26:31We had to go and I forget.
26:33The front man.
26:35We fucked the front man.
26:36And we were like, we had like guards and everything with the red costumes.
26:40Yeah.
26:40And then we were like one of the players and we woke up.
26:42I got kidnapped in the famous.
26:44They put me on the.
26:45Come on.
26:45Yeah.
26:45You know how in the beginning of the movie they put them and I fell asleep and I'm in
26:49this warehouse and I got.
26:50And I did the cookie thing, the competition with the girls.
26:53We did the penis shape to cut the.
26:56Incredible.
26:57Yes.
26:57You see, that's what makes the scene so much more fun.
26:59Like not just adding the text part.
27:01It's creative.
27:02And because you're not with a production company, you come up with your own shit.
27:04Yeah.
27:05Wow.
27:06So did you write that one and come up with it kind of thing?
27:08I saw the series and I'm like, then I thought about it.
27:10And you like put that together yourself?
27:13Yeah.
27:13Dude, I'm telling you.
27:14Amateur porn stars are destroying production companies.
27:17Yeah.
27:18I think so.
27:18100%.
27:19Today I passed my subway.
27:20I'm like, I need to do pictures in here and get a foot long.
27:23And then Angela's like, let's do it together.
27:25I'm like, good.
27:26I'm going to put a dick in a foot long.
27:27You know, I feel like Angela White is very, she loves the amateur OnlyFans girls.
27:32Yeah.
27:32She's like going.
27:32I think she like can love anyone.
27:34She's really nice.
27:35Okay.
27:35Because every amateur, I don't even want to say the word amateur because clearly you're not fucking amateur.
27:38But what's the word I'm looking for?
27:40At home.
27:42Non.
27:42OnlyFans concert.
27:43I don't know.
27:44Non-mainstream porn star.
27:45I know.
27:45I know.
27:45What's the word for that?
27:46I just call them like OF girls.
27:48I know that.
27:49Yeah, right?
27:50Just OF girls.
27:50That's it.
27:50Because Lindsay's in OF girl and I've paid for everything.
27:53I haven't seen a nipple.
27:54Oh.
27:54So, you know, if you're getting a foot long in a movie, then it's different.
27:58There's got to be a word for it.
27:59For the right girls.
28:00OnlyFans porn star?
28:02Okay.
28:02No, yeah.
28:03I love being called a porn star.
28:04You are a porn star.
28:05Yeah, man.
28:06And so are you.
28:06Yeah.
28:07I don't mind it.
28:07You're porn stars that are smart.
28:09It's nice.
28:10You're entrepreneurial porn stars.
28:11Agreed.
28:12Yes.
28:12Yeah.
28:13Independent porn stars.
28:14Yeah.
28:15That's what it is.
28:16I love it.
28:16Like, you know, like J. Cole.
28:17He took forever to sign and he put his music out.
28:20Just like you guys.
28:21I love it.
28:21See what you did there?
28:22Yes, exactly.
28:22So, have you ever done a gangbang?
28:25Maybe bukkake?
28:26No, but I masturbate to them all the time.
28:28What is this about girls liking?
28:29Because it's wrong, so it feels right.
28:31Kenya Sunderland said the same thing.
28:33She always found herself masturbating to the thought of getting fucked by five dudes.
28:36Oh, I would love two guys at least.
28:38Really?
28:39Have you not had two guys?
28:40No, because I need to find two guys that I want to fuck.
28:42Fair, fair.
28:43And they got to be fuddies.
28:45I don't know.
28:45Let me see what's going on down there and we'll talk.
28:48Let's just say you won't be walking funny later.
28:52So honest.
28:55Yeah.
28:55And you're a quickie.
28:57Yeah, but I got a 10 pound tongue.
28:59Oh, okay.
29:00Okay.
29:00And I love it.
29:01This is getting Weinstein.
29:03Is it?
29:04No.
29:05Is it though?
29:05No.
29:06Is it though?
29:07So penis size is very important to Alexis Morgan.
29:10Um, I mean, I can do with like a, like a six and a half.
29:14I could, I could, but I mean, I'm always thinking about how much I want to fuck a nine
29:19incher.
29:20Pretend, pretend I'm the nine incher.
29:22No, I could, I could fuck any, I could, I can, I feel good with any of them.
29:26They're so good to me, but of course every girl would love a big, so who's had the biggest
29:31penis?
29:32Oh, that I have fucked.
29:33Yeah.
29:34Um, I used to date a porn star.
29:36Who?
29:36Um, his name's Johnny.
29:39No, no, no.
29:39Johnny Champ.
29:40He was like, uh.
29:41Good name.
29:42Yeah.
29:42Johnny Champ.
29:43Yeah.
29:43He was like, worked for Bang Bros and, um, Reality Kings and stuff like that.
29:48Legend.
29:48Yeah.
29:48Him and like, and then I'm currently fucking, like, I'm, I think I'm fucking one of my second
29:52top biggest dick recently.
29:54Who?
29:55Um, he's just some like French TV reality star guy.
29:58Who?
30:00What do you want?
30:00What do you want?
30:01From France or from Montreal, Quebec?
30:03No, from France.
30:05Is this French guy with a big horn?
30:06Yeah.
30:07You know what?
30:07I think French guys have big dicks now.
30:08No.
30:09No, I'm serious because a couple of my friends, they, oh, there you go.
30:12It's a thing.
30:13I didn't think that French guys, I don't know why.
30:15I'm going to Europe soon.
30:16I'm so excited.
30:16I thought they would have small dicks.
30:18I'm so excited.
30:19The French guys that I've met and that my friends have, they all have, they're packing.
30:22So, yeah.
30:24You know what?
30:24My, I grew up French, by the way.
30:26Parents had me in Montreal.
30:27We know we speak French.
30:29We speak French.
30:29And I must say, my French friends did have fucking horns on them.
30:33Okay.
30:34I don't know what that's about.
30:34I know a couple of French words, too.
30:36What is that about?
30:37Fou-re-moi.
30:38Habile-vous couché avec moi?
30:40A 34 triple D.
30:42Wow.
30:43Wow.
30:43Impressive.
30:44You know what?
30:44You don't show them much love on the gram.
30:48Yeah.
30:49Booty, booty, booty.
30:49Selfie.
30:50Booty, booty.
30:51Tits.
30:51Yeah.
30:52Well, I'm shooting with the big tits girls for the rest of the week.
30:54So, we're doing a lot of, like, titty content.
30:56Okay.
30:56You know?
30:56Yes.
30:57So, I'm going to try to, like, change it up.
30:59I think girls that have.
31:01Sex workers.
31:02Yes.
31:03I think.
31:05That's the word.
31:07No, you're like, sex workers.
31:08She's like, yes.
31:09Yes.
31:10Yes, daddy.
31:11Should be showing all things.
31:14You know?
31:14I feel like I do.
31:15You do.
31:16A lot of my face, too.
31:17Because, you know, your face is your brand.
31:18You know what I like about you is when you do the eyes.
31:21The cross-eyed thing.
31:22Yes, yes.
31:23Very intimate.
31:23I love that.
31:24Do you do that when you're giving a joke out?
31:27She does.
31:27I do it all the fucking time.
31:29It's part of my daily routine.
31:30Yeah, she does it once.
31:31I'm like pouring coffee.
31:32I'm like.
31:34Just kidding.
31:35I do it all the time.
31:37It's my.
31:37It's like.
31:38Yeah.
31:38So, I think girls should, you know, show the hot face.
31:40Show the titties.
31:41Show the booty.
31:42And recycle.
31:43All right.
31:43I'm going to keep this in mind.
31:44Tomorrow, I'm going to be trashed.
31:46Because you have a hot face.
31:47Recycle it.
31:47You've got H titties.
31:49And you've got the dump truck of a fucking.
31:51And a bomb-ass coochie.
31:53Is it?
31:54Is it bomb?
31:54I think so.
31:55Please talk about it.
31:55Describe your vagina in three words, please.
31:57Please.
31:59A tight, squeezed ocean.
32:01I don't know.
32:02I love that.
32:03That was refreshing.
32:03Tight, squeezed ocean.
32:04Yeah.
32:05Fuck, I love that question.
32:06I'm a super squirter.
32:07Are you serious?
32:08That's my only fan's name.
32:10No way.
32:10Yeah.
32:11I named my three-pound chihuahua squirt for a reason.
32:14Wait, you're a super squirter?
32:15Yeah, I really am.
32:16And it's not pee, if you're going to ask me that.
32:20So you actually just go psycho bananas?
32:22Yes.
32:23If they're fucking me, then yeah.
32:24But I can do that.
32:25Yes.
32:25I can.
32:26If I need to, and I'm not horny like that, and I need to do it, you know.
32:32Wow.
32:32I'll like, I could.
32:33So do you squirt in every video?
32:37My fans are not going to be happy if I don't.
32:39So I try to make sure that I squirt.
32:40So it's super squirter.
32:42It's my display name on OnlyFans.
32:45You know how you could do it?
32:45No, it's Alexis.
32:47Super squirter.
32:48Yeah.
32:48Wow.
32:49If I died via drowning, I'd be a happy man, I think.
32:51Yeah.
32:51True that.
32:52But you'd be very happy with my ocean.
32:55My ocean?
32:56There's actually a guy that dedicated me a song called Ocean by J-something, because of how
33:00much I, what the fuck.
33:02Wow.
33:03And I'd love to do it, because like, when they're fucking me, like, and I do it, like,
33:06I know how good it makes them feel, and they fuck harder.
33:08Yes.
33:08Are you sponsored by Gatorade?
33:11No, I drink a lot.
33:14Can you show us maybe your best squirt video?
33:17It was that hard to find right now.
33:19Is that easy access?
33:21I don't think you want to.
33:22Love to see it.
33:22I would love to see it.
33:25We're here.
33:26We'd love to see it.
33:26We're out of time, Coach.
33:27How much are we going to find this?
33:28We could talk during, while you look.
33:30Okay, okay.
33:31Nala, do you squirt?
33:32No, I've actually never squirted before.
33:34No way.
33:34Apparently not.
33:35I'd love to help you.
33:35I know you can.
33:36Apparently every girl can.
33:37So, yeah, I've heard that.
33:38However, it's more like the act of sex that gets me.
33:41Like, I'm not hung up on the fact that I have to orgasm, because I just want dick.
33:46If it's not for you, then don't stress about it.
33:48I don't stress about it, because I don't feel like I'm actually missing out on something,
33:51because, one, I can make myself masturbate and orgasm, and I'm, like, fucking happy,
33:56you know?
33:57And then, you know, I can get a guy to do it, but it's just, like, I'm not in it really
34:00for that orgasm, and girls are like, oh, you just haven't had the right guy, but I'm
34:04like, no, I just like dick.
34:05Well, squirting is next level, I think.
34:06That's it, man.
34:07I want a dick inside of me.
34:08That's it.
34:08It's not like you can have plenty of orgasms without wetting anything.
34:10Yeah, just let me sit on it.
34:12True that.
34:12But, if you'd like to drown someone, hey, I'm sure there's plenty of men out there.
34:17Like, obviously, I want to suffocate the fuck out of you, but I just want to dick inside
34:21of me, man.
34:22True.
34:22That's it.
34:23That's so nice of you.
34:24Right.
34:24I'm here for you.
34:26But, apparently, to make a girl squirt for every girl is the internal.
34:30Everyone's saying that, but I'm just, I've never even experimented.
34:34Man, apparently, you pressed on the bladder a little bit.
34:35I've been challenged on this many times.
34:37So, I always feel like I'm just going to pee.
34:39So, I'm just like.
34:40So, you go in, and you rub the top of the.
34:42The G-spot.
34:43Yes, the G-spot.
34:44I don't think that has to do with the squirting there.
34:46Yeah, because you.
34:48Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:49This, this, this.
34:49Right?
34:50Apparently, do you like the press on the bladder to squirt more?
34:52Does that help you?
34:53Yeah, you could do that.
34:54That's what I've heard.
34:54See, I fucking knew it, man.
34:56You could do that.
34:56The last three fucking people I brought that up to.
34:57I never denied that.
34:58Yeah.
34:59I never denied that.
34:59And when you actually squirt, you're more sensitive.
35:03And that's when it's better to fuck.
35:05See, Nicole Aniston.
35:06I know more about squirting than you.
35:08Yeah.
35:09It's so good.
35:10That's right.
35:11No, I don't.
35:11No, you don't.
35:12No, you're not saying, bro.
35:14Yeah, but that's the thing.
35:17When I have all these theories, I bring them up to porn stars and they tell me I'm wrong.
35:20I like it.
35:21Actually, Mia Malkova has a reel on Pillow Talk and she says it's pee.
35:27She says that every girl pees.
35:28I was in denial.
35:29Yeah.
35:30These two were laughing at me and I'm just like, hey, guess what?
35:32I have different and mixed emotions because the feeling is that you're peeing, I've heard.
35:37However, when I reach that point, I'm like, no, it's genuinely going to be pissed.
35:40I know it because I actually have to pee, you know?
35:43And I'm like, no, it'll be pissed.
35:44I'm going to piss on you.
35:45But that's super dominant.
35:46So like it's hot.
35:47So I don't mind.
35:48But it's not squirting.
35:49It's pissing.
35:50Have you girls done pee videos?
35:52Yes.
35:53Golden Shower.
35:54You have?
35:54Of course you have to.
35:56That's hot.
35:56What do you mean you have to?
35:58You got to do everything that you're like, you got to do a little bit of everything.
36:02You don't know what they're into.
36:03That's hot.
36:04Oh, fuck my life.
36:06I did that in Mexico.
36:07Oh, you stacked asses?
36:08Yep.
36:09She was like, I was on top.
36:10She was on bottom.
36:11He was going from like bottom to top.
36:13Bottom to top.
36:14Your themes.
36:15Oh, yeah.
36:16Come on.
36:16I love it.
36:17You're a creative genius.
36:19Super smash.
36:19What is it?
36:20Super smash.
36:21Super fuck your sisters.
36:23You know?
36:24Tell us more about the super fuck your sisters.
36:26Um, it was, well, there's a, there's a model that I work with that we're actually like,
36:30like twins on social media that we look alike up in the face.
36:33I said the one that you just did a picture with in the red.
36:35Yes.
36:35The birthday.
36:36Yeah.
36:36Yeah.
36:36So, um, I did that because, you know, we're sisters.
36:38You were twins.
36:39Yeah.
36:39Yeah.
36:39And then, um, we did Mario and Luigi and we had warrior.
36:42Fuck us.
36:43Wario?
36:44Yeah.
36:45Wow.
36:45Wow.
36:46Yeah.
36:47Fucking warrior.
36:47What about Harry Potter?
36:49Star Wars was amazing.
36:50Wait, wait, wait.
36:50What'd you do for Harry?
36:51Harry Potter?
36:52Yeah.
36:52What do you mean?
36:53What was the theme?
36:54We were just like Harry Potter goes fucking Harry Potter.
36:56And who are you?
36:57I'm like the girl.
36:58Were you Hermione Granger with a fucking dump truck?
37:00Or are you putting down Harry?
37:01Oh yeah.
37:02Let me go already and fuck my pussy ass up.
37:04Of course.
37:04I had the whole wand in me and everything.
37:06What?
37:06Seriously?
37:07Yeah.
37:07Yeah, me.
37:07Dude, she's good.
37:08You gotta do it.
37:09You can't put the wands or you can't put the lightsaber in the Star Wars.
37:12You're getting a sub.
37:13You know?
37:13You should get a sub from Uncle Jimmy Purple.
37:15That's my name.
37:16Do you prefer the straight wands or the crooked wands?
37:18He's got a crooked dick.
37:22Crooked dick.
37:23No, no.
37:23The curved ones, they do hit the G spot more.
37:26I've heard.
37:27Yeah.
37:27But they do kind of get a little painful.
37:32Well, I got you, baby.
37:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:33Because it's like hitting something the whole time.
37:35So you're just like.
37:36Yeah, I understand.
37:37But I have based off like what everyone at like girls that I've talked to, we all like
37:41the curved dick more.
37:42But I don't come across them a lot.
37:45I look like I ran full speed into a brick wall with a boner.
37:48Yeah.
37:49It's a good thing.
37:51I think.
37:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:53Let me go back to my...
37:54Did you catch that video, by the way?
37:55Yeah, yeah.
37:56I'm just getting so distracted.
37:57I want to show you a good one, you know?
37:58Yes, of course.
37:59That's fair.
37:59That's fair.
38:00Okay.
38:01No, keep going.
38:02Soon, soon, soon.
38:03We're at 35?
38:04Okay, we should wrap up soon.
38:06So, if you can pull up the video.
38:11I would love to see this.
38:12Super Sulker, she calls herself.
38:14Super Squirt.
38:15Okay, okay.
38:16In 30 seconds, I've got it for you.
38:17Do you lay a towel down, or do you just fucking ruin beds?
38:19No, I just ruin everything.
38:20Yeah.
38:21You know what?
38:22I love that about you.
38:22I've had a super soaker in my lifetime, and fuck, does it ruin my sleep?
38:27You know what I mean?
38:28You can't lay in it?
38:29Nothing.
38:30No, honestly.
38:31A wet bed.
38:32Yeah, I get it.
38:33No.
38:33It gets cold.
38:34When I wake up in the morning, and I know that there's squirt that I'm sleeping in, I'm
38:38proud.
38:39I feel like a man.
38:41Well, I don't think you've ever washed your sheets before.
38:43Oh, my God.
38:44Oh, my God.
38:46And that makes two of us.
38:47Takes one in four.
38:48Oh, my God.
38:50I don't think you've ever washed your sheets before.
38:53Have you washed your sheets in our new Airbnb?
38:56Yes, I have.
38:57All right.
38:57Yeah, and I'll tell you why.
38:59That's another story.
39:01Was it a super soaker?
39:01I should have been.
39:02This is a good one.
39:03Okay, here we go.
39:04Here we go, Dark.
39:05Super soaker enabled.
39:07Oh, my God.
39:12Holy shit.
39:13What?
39:13That's beautiful.
39:15Can I see?
39:15Okay.
39:16That's gorgeous.
39:17I was excited about it.
39:18Oh, my fucking God.
39:20Oh, my God.
39:21Yeah, but I have to, like, you know, when I'm also doing it myself.
39:23That's the best you, Dark.
39:24I'd rather a guy help me do it.
39:26Because it's going to take me longer to do it to myself.
39:29Of course.
39:30I'm not as, like, relaxed, you know?
39:32I think the best way, I think, and you tell me if I'm wrong, is if a guy's doing it,
39:36I'm standing up, you're laying down, so I can really use my fucking arm and shoulder.
39:40You know?
39:41Or put your dick in there, and then the fingers, and then do it at the same time.
39:44I've heard this.
39:45Yes.
39:45Oh, my God.
39:45Who said that Johnny Sin said this?
39:47Kazumi?
39:48Yes.
39:49Kazumi said to her, she had one mind-blowing orgasm where she, what'd she say, she felt
39:52high on drugs?
39:53No, no, she said she, like, blacked it.
39:54She saw stars and shit.
39:55She said she went and shot with Johnny Sin's, and he was fucking her, and then he goes, he even
40:00said while he was doing it, he goes, I have a new trick.
40:03Wait till you try this.
40:04Johnny Sin said this.
40:05Okay.
40:05I have a new trick.
40:06Wait till you try this.
40:08And he put his fingers in while fucking her.
40:11It's everything.
40:12Bang!
40:12And she said, craziest move of all time.
40:15Yeah.
40:15You ever had this on that one?
40:16No, you guys, I'm like, yeah.
40:17No one's trying this.
40:18Try this out ASAP.
40:19Yeah?
40:20Add two more fingers to mind, you put it on top of your dick, I guess.
40:23And you pull up.
40:23Yeah, you just go up.
40:24I did this to a girl.
40:25Oh, my God.
40:27Yeah, two.
40:29With the dick.
40:29Yeah.
40:30I did this to two girls, and I made them both square.
40:32It was amazing.
40:33It is, yeah, because it's awkward.
40:35It didn't fit in there.
40:36No, I get it, but it's still awkward.
40:39I would imagine you would have to be standing up as the guy, and the girl's on the edge of
40:42the bed.
40:42You couldn't do it laying down.
40:44You know what?
40:45Have a threesome, get someone else's fingers in there.
40:47That's hot.
40:49That is very hot.
40:50I'm a genius.
40:52Like, put the tongue in there on top.
40:54I'm going to try this tomorrow.
40:55Put your thumb in the ass.
40:57Anybody else shitting tomorrow?
40:58Oh, yeah.
40:58I'm shitting every day here.
40:59What are you guys doing?
41:00Girl Scout Cookie's going to knock on a stranger's door, and he's going to let us in.
41:04Give him our cookie.
41:05Who's the talent?
41:06The girls that I'm working with.
41:08Violet Mayers.
41:09Violet, you know, is that what I might pronounce?
41:11I think I know Violet.
41:12Yeah, and Alex Starr.
41:14Yeah, I know Alex Starr.
41:15Yeah.
41:15Don't know her personally, but I've turned off to her before.
41:18I want to put my face on her tits.
41:20Yeah.
41:20I love, like, milky, big white.
41:22Hey, how do you...
41:23Oh, my God.
41:24What do we call you?
41:25Independent porn stars.
41:27Or only fans porn stars.
41:29How do you network with all these porn stars and have them agree to do content with you?
41:33Instagram.
41:34You just DM?
41:35Yeah.
41:36Say, hey.
41:36It's the easiest way.
41:37Hey, you've been doing porn for 30 years, and I have 14 times more porn.
41:41Do you want to just film with me?
41:43And they say, you bet.
41:44Yeah, I've been lucky this far.
41:46Sometimes, I mean, it's not, like...
41:47True that.
41:48You know, sometimes I have to, like, have a friend hit her up for me because they don't follow me.
41:51Yeah, referrals are the best.
41:53Yeah.
41:53Yeah.
41:54Hey, my friend is really cool.
41:55You should fuck him.
41:56Pretty much.
41:57Understood.
41:58Yeah.
41:58Yeah.
41:59We're at 40 now.
42:00Yeah.
42:00That was a long one.
42:01I did have fun, though.
42:02Great guest, Alexis Morgan.
42:04Nice girl.
42:05Funny.
42:05Alexis Morgan, thank you so much.
42:06Funny.
42:06Cool.
42:07Yeah.
42:08You know why I didn't expect you to be this cool?
42:10Oh.
42:10Damn.
42:11I didn't even feel like I just showed all my coolness.
42:13You showed it.
42:14You showed it.
42:14And we'd love to have you back.
42:15You showed me that you squirt.
42:16That's cool.
42:17Yeah.
42:18Very good guest.
42:18Yeah.
42:19So, Nala, thank you for coming on.
42:20Tell them your socials one more time in case they missed you last week.
42:22Yeah.
42:22It's fitness underscore Nala on Instagram and fitness Nala on everything else.
42:26Amazing.
42:26And then we have Alexis Morgan, lovely guest.
42:28Tell them your socials, please.
42:30Alexis, A-L-E-X-A-S dot Morgan.
42:33Alexis.
42:33That's Instagram.
42:35And you can find everything through there.
42:38Lovely.
42:38What a great show.
42:39Dark and Ryan.
42:41And I'll talk to you next Tuesday.
42:42You cunts.
42:42I'll see you next time.
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