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Footrot Flats: The Dog’s Tale (1986) is a classic animated comedy from New Zealand, based on Murray Ball’s beloved comic strip. The story follows Dog, Wal Footrot, and their friends as they get into hilarious adventures on the farm and beyond. Packed with humor, quirky characters, and memorable moments, this animated film remains a nostalgic favorite for fans of the original comics and family audiences alike.
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00:01:30Oh, well, Fudra, you're a lucky man.
00:01:38Oh, well, Fudra, you're a lucky man.
00:01:48Oh, well, Fudra, you're a lucky man.
00:01:56This is not funny, spit-mirthing.
00:01:59Lady driver.
00:02:01Lady driver.
00:02:04Keep still, you squirmy old sub.
00:02:07Whoops, sorry.
00:02:08Oh, you'll never miss it.
00:02:12There you go.
00:02:13Right on, X, please.
00:02:14So, cheers, and no waiting.
00:02:15Whoops.
00:02:16Morning.
00:02:17A bit shy, are you?
00:02:20Oh, well, we got to...
00:02:21Let me go, you fool.
00:02:25Stop.
00:02:27What does it, sir?
00:02:28Get out.
00:02:29Diddy, eh?
00:02:40Fidale's a zoom job, mate.
00:02:41Go on, Raggy.
00:02:43Rattle your dags, mate.
00:02:48Oh, sometimes I wonder why I bother coming over to help this fella.
00:02:52Next, please.
00:03:06Smoke-o-dears.
00:03:09Tacker time.
00:03:10Dogs love tacker time.
00:03:12What do you think you're doing, you mucky mongrel?
00:03:23I should have used a serviette.
00:03:26A cake fork?
00:03:29Dog!
00:03:30Dog!
00:03:32Dog!
00:03:33Come here, dog.
00:03:35I am a little tied up at the moment.
00:03:37Dog!
00:03:38Dog!
00:03:40Come in, my dear.
00:03:41Look for this instant.
00:03:44Dog!
00:03:45Dog!
00:03:46Spinker!
00:03:47Damn it!
00:03:48Um, woof, woof, bloody woof, woof, woof.
00:03:55You're out of my house!
00:03:56Meow!
00:04:02Meow!
00:04:03Bells, bells!
00:04:12The bloody Murphy!
00:04:13Ah!
00:04:14Ah!
00:04:18Ah!
00:04:19Pissle!
00:04:24Don't panic, dog.
00:04:29so you're drowning in a sheet could be worse you could be drowning in a cesspit what a pity
00:04:35there was such a promising puppy
00:04:37you all right in there little man uncle wallace has a fan what do you say to that
00:04:48well footbrot then has placed the ball the nation is on tenterhooks he's 60 meters out 65
00:04:55he's possibly 80 meters down nearly in the number three stand he comes in one step two three mighty
00:05:01strides that crowd will tell you he's kicked it it's a go he's done it one foot rat's done it
00:05:07new zealand wins oh my god my god oh good floor's damp really didn't need to do that either
00:05:20socks i had socks here last week two of them from memory
00:05:25oh
00:05:31props they'll need changing
00:05:35oh well
00:05:40a marginal improvement
00:05:48oh everything in order
00:05:52that's better
00:05:55oh
00:05:59oh
00:06:00hell
00:06:01aunt dolly
00:06:09oh
00:06:15Get out of there, get out of there.
00:06:18Let go, you rat guy, let go!
00:06:20Let go!
00:06:2620,000 fridges can't be wrong.
00:06:30Not every professional person will be wearing this.
00:06:38Oh!
00:06:40Shit!
00:06:45Good night, Aunty.
00:06:48What a nice surprise.
00:06:50How nice to see you was.
00:06:52Looking as immaculate as ever.
00:06:56How's my little nephew keeping then?
00:06:58A box of birds, Aunty.
00:07:00This place could do with a woman's touch.
00:07:03Oh, I can look after meself.
00:07:05Oh, I wish I could stay here, Wallace.
00:07:07But I have to get back home to Tauranga.
00:07:10Oh, what a shame.
00:07:12Just come down to drop you off a little present from the cat's home.
00:07:15Not a cat.
00:07:16No, silly.
00:07:17It's the puppy your brother promised you.
00:07:19Oh, yeah?
00:07:20Rex's pup.
00:07:21What's wrong with it?
00:07:23He's shy.
00:07:24Aren't you, darling?
00:07:26What do you, erm, call him?
00:07:28Well, I call him.
00:07:29Well, I call him...
00:07:37How strange.
00:07:38I used to be such a good-natured little fella.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:42Come here.
00:07:43Dog.
00:07:49How about that?
00:07:50Dog.
00:07:51Does that suit you?
00:07:53Meow.
00:07:58Come on, fella.
00:08:05Major?
00:08:06This is the new dog.
00:08:07Dog?
00:08:08This is Major.
00:08:09Me up and coming pig dog.
00:08:11Meow.
00:08:12Meow.
00:08:13Meow.
00:08:14Meow.
00:08:15Meow.
00:08:16Cool it, dog.
00:08:17Cool it.
00:08:18Come on.
00:08:19I'll show you your kennel.
00:08:21Meow.
00:08:22Meow.
00:08:23Meow.
00:08:24Meow.
00:08:25Meow.
00:08:26There you go.
00:08:31Sleep tight, little fella.
00:08:52Oh my god.
00:08:53It's the sack.
00:09:23Well, I'll be a chicken.
00:09:52Oh, there you go, girl.
00:09:59How do you like that?
00:10:01You know, I think I'll call you Jizz.
00:10:07I'll call you Jizz.
00:10:14I'll call you Jizz.
00:10:21Careful, Pew.
00:10:23You go easy on that little fella.
00:10:26Now, you two snuggle up in there.
00:10:31Ricky's at six.
00:10:36Dog!
00:10:37Dog?
00:10:38What's up, mate?
00:10:39Um, g'day, Keech.
00:10:40G'day, Walt.
00:10:41Are you looking for something?
00:10:43Uh, look, I'll level with you, Keech.
00:10:46Man-to-man-like.
00:10:47I've lost me little dog.
00:10:53The ripper of a puppet was, Keech, mate.
00:10:55Muscles like steel cables.
00:10:56Fangs like a row of broken bottles.
00:11:00Nothing like the funny-looking thing sitting on your boot.
00:11:07Uh, no.
00:11:08Well, um, could be.
00:11:09As a matter of fact, yes.
00:11:10The little sod's trying to tear me boot to pieces, I'd say.
00:11:14Hey?
00:11:15Down, dog.
00:11:28Down, I say.
00:11:41Keech!
00:11:42Um, where'd you find him, mate?
00:11:44In the river.
00:11:45The poor little bloke was drowning.
00:11:54Yeah!
00:11:56He's coming too.
00:11:58You can thank Major for pulling you out.
00:12:00I'd never have missed you.
00:12:01He's lying.
00:12:04Those bloody Murphys!
00:12:07Oi!
00:12:07They're heading for my place.
00:12:12Major! I'll lead you over here, mate.
00:12:14Don't worry about me, Major.
00:12:17Jess can look after me.
00:12:33Quiet.
00:12:34Quiet, dogs. I think I can hear something.
00:12:38Crikey, dick!
00:12:39Deerronome!
00:12:42Deerronome!
00:12:44Deerronome!
00:12:49Damn you!
00:12:50Push off!
00:12:52Leave my deer alone!
00:13:00Come on, Del!
00:13:10Deerronome!
00:13:10Deerronome!
00:13:10You beauty.
00:13:16I've been shed on by a bloody vulture.
00:13:23Get us out of here.
00:13:28There's a hand.
00:13:30Not my bloody hands.
00:13:35Very funny, Murphy.
00:13:40Those bloody Murphys.
00:13:55Good try, Hank.
00:13:57You almost did it.
00:13:58You almost broke my bloody neck.
00:14:10Got you now, I got you now.
00:14:22Let's make the best of this, make the best of this.
00:14:25Make a dog get itchy.
00:14:26Make a dog get touchy.
00:14:28Wrestle, rumble, and rum.
00:14:31I'll show you, Sonny, that you're definitely dog.
00:14:35Don't push me, but now you're tiger.
00:14:36I feel so hot, so hot, and sizzle.
00:14:39Good love, boy.
00:14:40I'll make you dizzy.
00:14:42Let's rock, let's rumble, let's get canine.
00:14:46Make a dog feel hungry with your sexy smile.
00:14:49Let's rock, let's rumble, let's get canine.
00:14:53Don't know what it is, I'm going to love you now.
00:14:56Let's rock, let's rock.
00:14:58Stop!
00:14:59Watch off, you ratbags.
00:15:04Jess is not that sort of girl.
00:15:06You want a bit?
00:15:10Come on, Pongo, we haven't got all day.
00:15:13All right, all right.
00:15:15Don't stare.
00:15:16You're putting me off.
00:15:17Come on, boot it harder, man.
00:15:19It stinks my feet.
00:15:22No, no, no, no.
00:15:24You never let it bounce, mate.
00:15:26You've got to take it on the fall.
00:15:27Come on, then, show us, Mr. Footrot.
00:15:29Teach me to, Uncle Wal.
00:15:31OK, yeah, I'll give you a few pointers.
00:15:34OK, now watch this.
00:15:35It's going to be a high up and under.
00:15:37Hey, Wal, will it come down with snow on it?
00:15:40Um, yeah, probably.
00:15:43Now, pay attention.
00:15:44When I boot this, you get under it.
00:15:45Why do boys always get to go first?
00:15:47One at a time, girl.
00:15:48I'm straightening out Rangie at the moment.
00:15:50You're next, OK?
00:15:51Once I've booted this, I'll chase after it.
00:15:52But don't let me put the wind up, you OK?
00:15:54OK.
00:15:55Right-y-o!
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04All right, OK.
00:16:06Two hands for beginners, eh?
00:16:10Come on, come on, come on.
00:16:11Come on, come on, come on.
00:16:15Mark!
00:16:17Yeah, well, don't get carried away with this airy-fairy stuff.
00:16:21No, OK, well...
00:16:22Right, the tackle.
00:16:24You've got to go in low and hard.
00:16:26I'll run at you slowly.
00:16:28And you tackle me.
00:16:29And don't worry, I won't hurt you.
00:16:31Come on, come on!
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:35Yeah, it's coming, it's coming.
00:16:38Gee, thanks, Wal.
00:16:39You're good at footy, eh?
00:16:41Hey, you might even be in the next all-black team.
00:16:44Yeah, that selector fella might ask you.
00:16:46Selector?
00:16:48Selector?
00:16:48What's selector?
00:16:49Haven't you heard?
00:16:50An all-black selector's coming to town next month.
00:16:52Everybody knows about it.
00:16:54Yeah, man.
00:16:55And he's going to watch the big match between Roper and the mill team.
00:16:58An all-black, eh?
00:16:59And here at Athletic Park,
00:17:01it's the deciding match between us,
00:17:02the mighty all-blacks,
00:17:04and them, the English Lions.
00:17:05And here they come,
00:17:06the magnificent all-blacks,
00:17:08led by that superb athlete,
00:17:09whizz-a-woll foot-rotting his dog.
00:17:11And there's the whistle.
00:17:18The kickoff's taken by the glamorous but slightly windy winger.
00:17:20Oh, dear.
00:17:21He isn't running.
00:17:25He's stepping away like a frightened fairy.
00:17:27He's diving.
00:17:28My God, he's going to score the pasty-faced palm panty.
00:17:32And now, brilliant!
00:17:33While foot-rotters kicked the ball out of his hands,
00:17:35he's got it until he's sitting up back at the field.
00:17:37This is a true New Zealand genius.
00:17:39He swerves, he sidesteps, he fends.
00:17:41What a run!
00:17:42He's only the full-back to beat.
00:17:44What?
00:17:46Oh, unfair!
00:17:47The full-back is charging right at Wally's.
00:17:49And, oh, yes!
00:17:51Woodruff's foot-rotting has actually performed a perfect somersault
00:17:53and scored in the corner!
00:17:56Foot-rotting rises,
00:17:57and jogs modestly back past the back of whinging palms
00:17:59to date the conversion.
00:18:01He's placed the ball for the kick.
00:18:02But I'm wondering, Cliff, did you notice?
00:18:03Did foot-rotting land on his head?
00:18:05He seemed to be intending to kick the ball away from the post.
00:18:08I know it's easy to criticise from up here,
00:18:10but he's running in.
00:18:12He's kicked.
00:18:13He's sailing up and away from the post.
00:18:15But, but wait!
00:18:16It's bending!
00:18:17My God!
00:18:18It's been caught a gust of wind,
00:18:19and it's veering back towards the post!
00:18:21It's over!
00:18:23What a beauty!
00:18:25What a perfect demonstration
00:18:27of our national ability to read the weather!
00:18:30Superb!
00:18:30But I fear now,
00:18:34the foot-rot will be a marked man.
00:18:37I don't want to say this, Cliff,
00:18:39but that looked a bit over-vigorous from the Lions.
00:18:41Just a trifle physical from the dirty swine,
00:18:43didn't you think?
00:18:44However, there it is.
00:18:45What do you expect from a frog referee
00:18:46who probably thinks a ruck's a large stone?
00:18:48Still, back to the game.
00:18:49Looks like the Lions have scored a lucky try!
00:18:52I don't want to appear one-eyed, Cliff,
00:18:54but it pisses you off, doesn't it?
00:18:56Well, there, it's just time for the conversion.
00:18:58This'll give my draw,
00:18:59and they'll say that that proves
00:19:00they're almost as good as us.
00:19:01It makes you want to go out
00:19:01and shoot a bloody referee, doesn't it?
00:19:03But wait on!
00:19:04It's Wallace!
00:19:05Foot-rot!
00:19:05He's back!
00:19:06Brave lad!
00:19:08That'll show them the sort of stuff
00:19:09we made of my word!
00:19:10But I fear he's too late.
00:19:12What can even the wizard do
00:19:13with just time for the kick to be taken?
00:19:16And in comes the boringly consistent
00:19:18palm kicker to convert the try.
00:19:19He kicks it straight, of course.
00:19:21The pale little palm pofter.
00:19:24But wait!
00:19:26Unbelievable!
00:19:27What a save!
00:19:29Wallace-foot-rot has swung up on the crossbar
00:19:31and kicked the ball away.
00:19:32It's a charge down and a miss.
00:19:33We're still the world champions!
00:19:35Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:19:37And the hero of the day,
00:19:40Wizard World Foot-Rot!
00:19:45An all-black selector.
00:19:48What do you reckon, dog?
00:19:49Should I give it a go?
00:19:52I'll start training immediately.
00:19:54Starting tomorrow.
00:19:57Cripes!
00:19:58Be like trying to lick a watermelon into shape.
00:20:02And here's a good breakfast to train on.
00:20:07Mmm.
00:20:07Into it.
00:20:08And away we go!
00:20:19We need very low!
00:20:24We'll be at the siren.
00:20:30Of we'll be at the siren.
00:20:34Of we'll be at the siren.
00:20:34We've got to be at the siren.
00:20:35Hum-
00:20:36The
00:20:48We'll be there.
00:20:48What do youóbicуют to try?
00:20:49Hells Bells, he's old enough to know that all you go to bed with a night before a big game is a cup of warm cocoa.
00:21:17Is this Wizzowol Footrot, the panther of the footy paddock? All you should be wearing is a dedicated snarl mate.
00:21:27Ye gods! Sex scent?
00:21:36Ooh, that smarts.
00:21:38Don't go into town, Wol. Rappo is Sodom and Gomorrah on Friday nights.
00:21:44Tonight's the night, cheeky.
00:21:46The fool. He's going to see that blonde temptress cheeky Hobson. What a dog.
00:21:52How can you do this to me, Wol, tonight of all nights?
00:21:56You get a guy to pick fitness and he allows himself to be destroyed by the pleasures of the flesh.
00:22:03Wally, don't go!
00:22:05You coming, dog?
00:22:07G'day, Wol. You ready for the big match, mate?
00:22:13G'day, Wol. You ready for the big match, mate?
00:22:25No worries, mate.
00:22:31Evening, ladies.
00:22:33G'day, cheeky. I, um...
00:22:37Give us five minutes, Wally.
00:22:41Okay, cheeky. I've got just the place lined up for tonight. I'll book us a table. And then after that, the night is young.
00:22:49How about the pictures?
00:22:50Oh, Willis. You mad rash boy.
00:22:54Here's looking at you, kid.
00:22:56Take us back to the dear old kitchen wall.
00:23:01A nice cup of tea and a ginger nut to dunk.
00:23:03A winning love is hard enough to find. And when you've got it, never leave it behind. Hold on, and give it all you have.
00:23:32When it's given back, you'll be a powerful man. And when, here she comes and walks my baby.
00:23:46Her smile's more than enough to tell me why.
00:23:52Try to bloody kill yourself, Footrun.
00:23:54Safe in my heart. I'll never be led astray. When you wanna leave the trouble world behind you. Pack up your woes and worries and level your mind.
00:24:08When you wanna leave the trouble world behind you. Pack up your woes and worries and level your mind. And when, here she comes and walks my baby.
00:24:26Her smile's more than enough to tell me why.
00:24:36Shouldn't you wanna be in love?
00:24:42Wouldn't you rather be in love?
00:24:48Shouldn't you wanna be in love?
00:24:54Wouldn't you rather be in love?
00:24:56Wouldn't you rather be in love?
00:25:10Shouldn't you rather be in love?
00:25:20Shouldn't you wanna be in love?
00:25:26Wouldn't you rather be in love?
00:25:32Shouldn't you rather be in love?
00:25:54Shouldn't you rather be in love?
00:25:56Shouldn't you rather be in love?
00:25:58You rather be in love?
00:26:00Wally, come home!
00:26:02Dim lights. The best feed in town.
00:26:04Oh, Wool, you devil.
00:26:08Come home, or I'll break your leg!
00:26:10Get out of it, dog. Get out of it.
00:26:12Leave a man alone.
00:26:14Sorry about that, cheeky.
00:26:16Alas, poor Wallace. I knew him well.
00:26:22Oh, Wool, you shouldn't have.
00:26:24I haven't.
00:26:26Best guy on the coast.
00:26:30Forget the expense, cheeky.
00:26:31You can have chips with everything tonight.
00:26:38Ah, Gaston.
00:26:40Me young lady and meself wish to partake of a decent feed
00:26:43before going to the flicks.
00:26:44What does the chef recommend, sir?
00:26:46Mr. Py-Why do you foot-right or none of your cheek, mate?
00:26:49Now, oysters and steak and sausages are off.
00:26:52Baked beans, eggs, chips and savs.
00:26:54You all right? Take your choice.
00:26:56The lot, eh, cheeky?
00:26:57What do you reckon?
00:26:58Yeah, we'll have the lot.
00:27:00And don't spare the bread and butter.
00:27:01Oh, and two teas.
00:27:03Dirk's teas, yes.
00:27:04I understand it was a very good year in Salon.
00:27:06I can see her now balling up all our training
00:27:10and some seedy den of vice.
00:27:12What foul schemes lurking that woman's tortured mine?
00:27:19Excuse me, my dear.
00:27:20Nature caller.
00:27:21I've got to dash into the dunny for a quick slash.
00:27:24Is that the one?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:26Have you got the poison?
00:27:28Right here, man friend.
00:27:31Of course.
00:27:34Toysin.
00:27:35This looks like a rescue job for the grey ghost.
00:27:39Voila, voila.
00:27:41Here's your tucker.
00:27:42One appetite, you fellas.
00:27:43Great stuff.
00:27:44In you go, cheeky.
00:27:46Oh, I can't wait.
00:27:48Oh, don't you sugar, Wally.
00:27:53Makes you fat.
00:27:55Have some of my saccharine tablets.
00:27:57Oh, come on, cheeky.
00:27:59I'm a growing lad.
00:28:01I need the real thing to keep me energy up.
00:28:09The old poison in the cup of tea trick.
00:28:12You can take your lucky stars, Wallace Footrot,
00:28:14that the grey ghost wasn't taken in
00:28:17by this brazen hussy.
00:28:24Very funny.
00:28:31Of course.
00:28:32The old pills and the baked beans rules.
00:28:43Can this be it?
00:28:45Nope.
00:28:47Not that one either.
00:28:52Where are you, little pills?
00:28:54Come here, little pills.
00:28:57I'm going to get you, little pills.
00:29:00Damn you, little pills!
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:10You want any pudding or what?
00:29:11Pudding, then chicken.
00:29:23You're not poison, are you little pills.
00:29:24You're not poison, are you little pills.
00:29:26You want any pudding or what?
00:29:30Pudding, then chicken.
00:29:32Pudding, then chicken.
00:29:33Ah!
00:29:38Wallace Footrot.
00:29:39I don't ever want to see you again.
00:29:42Never ever.
00:29:43What about the footy tomorrow?
00:29:45What about the footy tomorrow?
00:29:46Just the one dessert then, is it that wrong?
00:29:48Come on, you can sit here and dream up lots more brilliant ways of ruining me life.
00:30:02I try to save his career and this is what I get.
00:30:03Guard the walnuts.
00:30:05You think you can break my spirit, do you, wolf footrot?
00:30:06Well, you're not dealing with rubbish here, mate.
00:30:07The blood of the grey ghosts flows in these veins.
00:30:08I've got one thing to say to you, wolf footrot.
00:30:10I'm sorry.
00:30:33But who's there?
00:30:40Don't answer that.
00:30:45Ye gods!
00:30:46The old ancestors were wolves, you know.
00:30:55Killers.
00:30:56Moose slayers.
00:30:58Rep lovers.
00:30:59I got it.
00:31:00One, two, three.
00:31:02I got it.
00:31:04It's a real thing.
00:31:05I got it.
00:31:08It's a real thing.
00:31:14Wait a minute.
00:31:16Oh, look.
00:31:17You're looking at that.
00:31:18You'll see that.
00:31:20I got it.
00:31:21You got it.
00:31:22This is a real animal.
00:31:24You're not getting it.
00:31:25You're not getting it.
00:31:26You're not getting it.
00:31:27I got it.
00:31:28Rats meet horse.
00:31:58Rats meet horse.
00:32:28The Grey Ghost does not surrender.
00:32:34The Grey Ghost does not retreat.
00:32:38The Grey Ghost does not want to catch his death of coal.
00:32:42Time for a hottie and a cup of cocoa.
00:32:58Fly to foes the water.
00:33:08The Grey Ghost has said we will do theungen of what it is but with the Fterry limit on its wegen.
00:33:18The Grey Ghost will die.
00:33:24What are you going to do for a face, Hank, when that monkey wants its bum back?
00:33:51Yes, but what am I going to do?
00:33:56Hey, perfect.
00:34:01Hooray, you beauty.
00:34:03Let's hear you, thunder.
00:34:07Oh, tonight's the night, all right.
00:34:09Push your face in.
00:34:10You've got less push than a fly's fat.
00:34:15What did you do that for?
00:34:18Geez, but I can't eat this now.
00:34:20I've got no flaming sugar.
00:34:22Cut it out.
00:34:23We've got work to do.
00:34:24Now?
00:34:25Yep.
00:34:26We're going after Coach Windgrass's stag.
00:34:28But it's dark outside.
00:34:29Yes.
00:34:30It often is at night.
00:34:32It's a bit stormy.
00:34:33Ah, shut up, of course.
00:34:35It's bloody stormy.
00:34:36That's the bloody point.
00:34:37Windgrass won't see or hear a bloody thing, will he not, in this weather?
00:34:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:42And when Windgrass wakes up tomorrow, we'll have his prime stag.
00:34:46Gee, then.
00:34:47I've never been to a stag party.
00:34:49No, son.
00:34:50That's because you're nearly all behind.
00:34:52We're all behind.
00:34:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:02Oh, my God.
00:35:32Let me get some tucker over the old beans.
00:36:02Come on, dear, here's your tucker.
00:36:04Where are you, old fella?
00:36:06Where's my stag?
00:36:09You and the dog go and get those stragglers.
00:36:12Hey, Walt, you reckon the game's gonna be still on?
00:36:16With the selector in town?
00:36:18Too right.
00:36:19I'm gonna move the bull to high ground.
00:36:21Hey, Walt, you reckon the game's gonna be still on?
00:36:24With the selector in town?
00:36:26Too right.
00:36:27I'm gonna move the bull to high ground.
00:36:29I'm gonna move the bull to high ground.
00:36:34This is what dogs do best.
00:36:41I see a challenge.
00:36:44Very well.
00:36:45The iron paw accepts.
00:36:50You swine!
00:36:52You've dented the iron paw!
00:36:55Come on, dog.
00:36:56Let's move these sheep.
00:36:59There.
00:37:08Scrap jab!
00:37:10Oh.
00:37:16Oh.
00:37:17Over at the Murphy's.
00:37:18Hey, that's Jess's box.
00:37:21WOOOOOOOL!
00:37:23Hang on a minute, Riggy.
00:37:24I'm up to me, is it, mate?
00:37:25Murphys must have... Yes!
00:37:28Rich.
00:37:30Try the other one.
00:37:32Let's do that.
00:37:38Right, that's it.
00:37:55Oh, dear.
00:38:00Oh, dear.
00:38:05Away!
00:38:25Oh!
00:38:28Oh!
00:38:29Oh!
00:38:30Oh!
00:38:31Oh!
00:38:32Oh!
00:38:36Oh!
00:38:37Oh!
00:38:39Oh!
00:38:40Oh!
00:38:41Oh!
00:38:42Oh!
00:38:43Oh!
00:38:44What a big game.
00:38:45Hell, Bells, I gotta get home and get my gear ready.
00:38:49Wait for us, Wall!
00:38:51Wall, wait for us!
00:38:52Can't total, mate.
00:38:53Wall, it's Jif.
00:38:54Something's happened to Jess.
00:38:55Listen, kid, I have a date with Destiny.
00:38:57She might have got hurt.
00:38:58A powerful surge up the middle.
00:38:59A mighty fan.
00:39:00A gazelle-like sidestep.
00:39:01She might have died.
00:39:03An all-black jersey with my number on it awaits me.
00:39:10To you, mate.
00:39:11Come on, dog.
00:39:12You and me better go and find Jess ourselves, eh?
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:16Oh, I can see this.
00:39:29A massive fan chignon.
00:39:30Oh, no.
00:39:31Oh, my God.
00:39:32Oh, no.
00:39:33You're so afraid of me.
00:39:34A massive fan.
00:39:35There's no seas.
00:39:36A massive fan.
00:39:37Crikey. I don't like the look of this.
00:39:56We're going to have to cross here, dog. There's no other way.
00:40:07Oh, well, I shook your ass, dog. She's going to go.
00:40:23Stay where you are, dog. Sit. I'm going to get help from Wong.
00:40:29Don't miss this. Jump.
00:40:32Oh, and watch out for the Murphys.
00:40:37How's bells? Why does being a hero have to be so scary?
00:40:56I never thought I'd be sorry to see the old bitch's box smashed.
00:41:02Good news and bad news, Jess. Good news. Help is coming. Bad news.
00:41:06It's me.
00:41:10You've got to get parted up if you hope to represent your country.
00:41:13That dog, Walt.
00:41:14I want the sods overseas to think we're a bunch of cockies from the sticks, eh?
00:41:17The Murphys.
00:41:18Careful. Mind me, Chris.
00:41:20Look, Rang, I can't go now. Kick-offs at three. This is me big chance.
00:41:23Coochies at home. You'll see to the dogs.
00:41:26Now, rattle your dags if you're coming.
00:41:29Jeez, what's keeping Pongo?
00:41:30Hurry up, Uncle Walt. You'll be ladden.
00:41:32No doubt, huh?
00:41:37Wait for Smith.
00:41:44Oi, watch where you're going, you lunatic.
00:41:47My boy's got a big match on today.
00:41:48Get back on your bike, you pants.
00:41:50Hollywood, Hollywood.
00:41:53You're lucky we're in a hurry, Windgrass, or I'd get out and thump you.
00:41:57Here, you wouldn't have seen my stag by any chance, would you, Murphy?
00:42:01Oh, piss off.
00:42:03Is that a yes or a no?
00:42:04That's a formal recommendation.
00:42:11Rack, rack, rack.
00:42:12Rack, rack.
00:42:13Oh, good night, Walt.
00:42:14What's up?
00:42:19Nothing.
00:42:20Oh, yeah.
00:42:20You look like your girlfriend just dumped you.
00:42:22Shut your mouth, Pongo.
00:42:23I've got to think.
00:42:24I've got to get involved to the Murphy's.
00:42:41Good God.
00:42:44Phew, for a moment there, I thought I might have to hurt.
00:42:54Good God.
00:43:24G'day, will you be the, uh, selector then?
00:43:53Ah, you'll see some champagne rugby today, sir.
00:43:57Well, from, from our side, anyway.
00:44:01It's a real tellin' you're after, sir.
00:44:04It can't go past Spitt Murphy.
00:44:06No doubt you've heard all about it.
00:44:17Leave it to Lenny, leave it to Lenny, Rampo.
00:44:19Leave it to Lenny, Rampo, leave it to Lenny.
00:44:21Oh, did you see that?
00:44:26Did you see that, Spitt Murphy?
00:44:28Go down, Spitt.
00:44:30Did you see that?
00:44:34In all black, if ever I saw one.
00:44:36Go on, write it down in your book.
00:44:38Spitt Murphy.
00:44:39S-P-I-T.
00:44:42Oh!
00:44:43Oh!
00:44:44Oh!
00:44:45Oh!
00:44:46Oh!
00:44:47Come on!
00:44:51Kick the riff in the ghoulies!
00:44:53Kick everybody in the ghoulies!
00:44:57Oh, it's so physical!
00:44:59Oh!
00:45:00Oh!
00:45:01Oh!
00:45:02Oh!
00:45:03Oh!
00:45:04God, I'll punch myself.
00:45:06Next time you punch yourself, son, I'll have no option but to send you off.
00:45:09Come on, Rampo!
00:45:10Get stuck in!
00:45:12You're playing like a bunch of silly girls!
00:45:16You're playing like a bunch of silly boys!
00:45:19Catch her, Adrian!
00:45:20Catch her, Adrian!
00:45:21Catch her, Adrian!
00:45:22Catch her, Adrian!
00:45:23Oh, Adrian, it's gone out!
00:45:24Adrian, chase her!
00:45:25Adrian, Adrian!
00:45:26Adrian, chuck her in, Adrian!
00:45:27Adrian!
00:45:28All right, short later!
00:45:29I'm out of short later!
00:45:34Is he all right?
00:45:36Oh, yeah!
00:45:37Everything seems to be there!
00:45:39Rough way!
00:45:40Can't have that!
00:45:41I'll take it!
00:45:42Somebody kill the riff!
00:45:43Come on, Wallace!
00:45:44Somebody kill anybody!
00:45:45You'll never make it, Mudrock!
00:45:47What?
00:45:49Let's go!
00:45:50Let's go!
00:45:51Let's go!
00:45:52Oh!
00:45:53Yes!
00:45:54Oh, what?
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57Nice!
00:46:00Ah!
00:46:01Wow!
00:46:06Come on, Tali!
00:46:08Come on, Tali!
00:46:10Come on!
00:46:12It sounds like Chase.
00:46:32jeez what are you you're playing with the wind and only three points up against that
00:46:44pack of pansies you should be murdering the sod i want to see some effort this half
00:46:50i want to see some sweat i want to see some blood i want to see some guts is that clear
00:46:56and do foot rot is getting on my nerves trouble with you lot is he not you're not you're not fit
00:47:08can't expect to play this game is you're fit you can't keep yourself in condition give us a drink
00:47:14will you okay okay ralph let's go
00:47:26come on now close time's running out i've got to get more to the movies think boy think
00:47:42wake up lenny we don't have any reserve lenny
00:48:03crap what are we gonna do now just bring your gold he's great man oh shut up i've got to get him to go
00:48:09after this he's just the bloke you need uncle walt why don't you play the whole robo primary school
00:48:16foot rot will you have a go rangy nah hang on yeah toys walt there's a spare jersey on the back of
00:48:25the truck oh hello cheeky hello wallace okay don't try anything fancy just stay out of trouble
00:48:32i'll cover for you so if the ball comes your way just pass it to me good luck kid
00:48:37yeah she's right bro just get the ball he'll have to follow he places the ball
00:48:42he steps back from the ball balanced perfectly
00:48:48he moves in
00:48:49how embarrassing
00:48:54allow for the wind allow for the wind i'll get it rangy
00:48:59all right
00:49:02all right
00:49:06radio pass
00:49:11yeah
00:49:12radio
00:49:13radio
00:49:14radio
00:49:16radio
00:49:18radio
00:49:20radio
00:49:22radio
00:49:23radio
00:49:24radio
00:49:25ol
00:49:37radio
00:49:39radio
00:49:40radio
00:49:42radio
00:49:45radio
00:49:47It takes me to the Murphys.
00:49:49Come on, Raggy.
00:49:51What about me kick?
00:49:52Me last chance to impress the selector.
00:49:55Last one needs a dirty rat.
00:49:56Disgraceful match.
00:49:57Absolutely disgraceful.
00:49:59What happened, you bunker?
00:50:00Where did that kid go?
00:50:02Honey, he said he was hidden for our place.
00:50:06Come on.
00:50:07That little sod must know something about the stag.
00:50:11Uncle Walt, quick.
00:50:13The Murphys have got Kucha's stag.
00:50:16Right.
00:50:16Come on, we'll hit them off in the truck.
00:50:24Start, you're a girl. Start.
00:50:43Come on, honk.
00:50:45Put your foot down, we've got to beat that kid to the farm.
00:50:47No worries.
00:50:49We'll beat him easily.
00:50:50I can see him behind us.
00:50:53Behind us?
00:50:54He's on the back, you lonely lump of lipped lard.
00:50:59Bugger off, you little arricad.
00:51:15Thanks for being here, my little doggy.
00:51:29Welcome to dinner with me and my caries.
00:51:33I got every disease.
00:51:35I got every disease, no two road.
00:51:36And things like these make me the most potent.
00:51:41I'm gonna give you a blood transfuser.
00:51:44Catch my name so there's no confusion.
00:51:47I'm Vernon, I'm Vernon.
00:51:49I'm Vernon, in the burning.
00:51:50Your enemy enemy.
00:51:51Captain, I'm dead.
00:51:53Great.
00:51:55And then we won't play.
00:51:56So say goodbye.
00:51:59To Vernon, in the burning.
00:52:01Get the therapy.
00:52:03Ooh.
00:52:06Boy, are they gonna get it for that?
00:52:08Just a little trick I learnt from Batman.
00:52:38Oh!
00:53:01Oh!
00:53:08I know.
00:53:09I know.
00:53:10I know.
00:53:11I know.
00:53:12I know.
00:53:13I know.
00:53:14I know.
00:53:15I know.
00:53:16I know.
00:53:17I know.
00:53:18I know.
00:53:19I know.
00:53:20I know.
00:53:21I know.
00:53:22I know.
00:53:23I know.
00:53:24I know.
00:53:25I know.
00:53:26I know.
00:53:27I know.
00:53:28I know.
00:53:29I know.
00:53:30I know.
00:53:31I know.
00:53:32I know.
00:53:33I know.
00:53:34I know.
00:53:35I know.
00:53:36I know.
00:53:37I know.
00:53:38What in the bloody hell's going on here?
00:53:58You check the stank shit, I'll take care of the sawmill.
00:54:08You check the stank shit, I'll take care of the sawmill.
00:54:38Why heavens if I can't have the stag alive venison?
00:54:44I'll use my gun.
00:54:47No, this'll do.
00:54:50Take that, you monster.
00:54:51Look, Ours, there's a perfectly simple explanation for all this.
00:55:05Here, you little hooligan.
00:55:17I gotcha.
00:55:18Get me outta here, you crazy white hooligan.
00:55:25Get me outta here, you crazy white hooligan.
00:55:28That must be Rangie.
00:55:29You see to him?
00:55:30I'll go after Murphy.
00:55:31He's heading for the river.
00:55:32Get me outta here, I'm gonna eat you from dinner.
00:55:37Get me outta here, you wha-
00:55:39I'm coming, Denny!
00:55:51Get fast from the way, baby!
00:55:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:55:58Geronimo!
00:55:59Yee-haw!
00:56:12Cover me!
00:56:13Woo-hoo!
00:56:14Yeah!
00:56:15Woo-hoo!
00:56:16Woo-hoo!
00:56:17Woo-hoo!
00:56:18Woo-hoo!
00:56:19Woo-hoo!
00:56:20Woo-hoo!
00:56:21Woo-hoo!
00:56:22Woo-hoo!
00:56:23Here, doggy-doggy.
00:56:25Hug-tug.
00:56:26Here, you blasted doggy-dog-dog.
00:56:29Shoo-hoo!
00:56:30Shoo-hoo-hoo!
00:56:31Gah!
00:56:32Gah!
00:56:33Gah!
00:56:34Gah!
00:56:35Gah!
00:56:36Gah!
00:56:37Gah!
00:56:38Gah!
00:56:39Gah!
00:56:40Damn it!
00:56:41Blast!
00:56:42I've lost him.
00:56:43You'll do, you.
00:56:44Gah!
00:56:45Gah!
00:56:46Gah!
00:56:47Gah!
00:56:48Gah!
00:56:49Gah!
00:56:50Cripes, it's horse!
00:56:51They must have hit him with a ballistic missile!
00:56:53Gah!
00:56:54One, two, oop!
00:56:55See?
00:56:56Gah!
00:56:57Gah!
00:56:58Gah!
00:56:59Gah!
00:57:00Gah!
00:57:01Gah!
00:57:02Gah!
00:57:03Gah!
00:57:04Gah!
00:57:05Gah!
00:57:06Gah!
00:57:07Gah!
00:57:08Gah!
00:57:09Gah!
00:57:10Gah!
00:57:11Gah!
00:57:12Gah!
00:57:13Gah!
00:57:14Gah!
00:57:15Gah!
00:57:16Gah!
00:57:17Gah!
00:57:18Gah!
00:57:19Oh, thank God, Jay!
00:57:20You're a foot rot!
00:57:21Did you see it?
00:57:22Did you see it?
00:57:23Geez, it was so late!
00:57:25If there's a bird behind me, Murphy, it'll probably bite me on the freckle.
00:57:31Gah!
00:57:32Gah!
00:57:33Gah!
00:57:34Gah!
00:57:35Gah!
00:57:36Gah!
00:57:37Gah!
00:57:38Gah!
00:57:39Gah!
00:57:40Gah!
00:57:41Gah!
00:57:42Gah!
00:57:43Gah!
00:57:44Gah!
00:57:45Gah!
00:57:46Gah!
00:57:47Gah!
00:57:48I have a plan.
00:57:49Surrender.
00:57:58Aw, shucks, it weren't nothing.
00:57:59By Heavens, you shall not prevail!
00:58:01Put up your dukes arm!
00:58:02You shall not prevail. Put up your duke, sir.
00:58:11A gentleman, sir...
00:58:15does not eat his opponent.
00:58:32What the hell?
00:58:50Look, can't we get around the table and talk this out like civilised German beings?
00:59:02Look, dokes!
00:59:07Look, dokes!
00:59:09Look, dokes!
00:59:32Look, dokes!
00:59:33Don't fall in the middle.
00:59:34Okay, let's go!
00:59:35Let's go!
00:59:36Oh!
00:59:37Oh!
00:59:38Come on!
00:59:39Oh!
00:59:40Oh!
00:59:41Oh!
00:59:42Oh!
00:59:43Oh!
00:59:44Oh!
00:59:45Oh!
00:59:46Oh!
00:59:47Oh!
00:59:48Oh!
00:59:49Oh!
00:59:50Oh!
00:59:51Oh!
00:59:52Oh!
00:59:53Oh, God!
01:00:03Oh, God!
01:00:06Oh, oh!
01:00:08Whoa!
01:00:09Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:00:11Whoa!
01:00:12Whoa!
01:00:13Whoa!
01:00:14Whoa!
01:00:15Look at that scratch, isn't it?
01:00:19Oh, dear.
01:00:21Oh, dear.
01:00:22Oh, dear.
01:00:31Oh, there we are.
01:00:43Oh, it's nothing.
01:00:45Just a mere gas to the bone.
01:00:49Keep your eyes peeled.
01:00:50They must be there somewhere.
01:00:51What say they've already gone past?
01:00:52Into the sea?
01:00:53Of course they haven't, dummy.
01:00:54And they won't.
01:00:55No show.
01:00:56Just keep looking.
01:00:57There they are.
01:00:58Yeah, yeah, it's them.
01:00:59Yeah, you're right.
01:01:00There they are already.
01:01:01Get up here and give us your feet quick.
01:01:02Now.
01:01:03Down.
01:01:04Down.
01:01:05Down.
01:01:06Down.
01:01:07Down.
01:01:08Down.
01:01:09Don't drop them, Michael Wolk.
01:01:10Yeah, it's them.
01:01:11Yeah, it's them.
01:01:12Yeah, you're right.
01:01:13It's them.
01:01:14There they are already.
01:01:15Get up here and give us your feet quick.
01:01:16Now.
01:01:17Down.
01:01:18Down, I should drop them, Michael Wolk.
01:01:19Right, right, right left.
01:01:21You haven't thought it there bear enough, Uncle Wolk.
01:01:24Lower.
01:01:25You still can't reach.
01:01:26Grab one this side.
01:01:27We'll do for the rest on the other.
01:01:29Get ready, Dog.
01:01:30Jump, Dog.
01:01:31Jump up into his hands.
01:01:32I've got her.
01:01:33I've got her, you mother.
01:01:34I've got her, I've got her.
01:01:36Quick, to go to the other side.
01:01:37Jump!
01:01:38Grab me dog.
01:01:39Grabby getting out.
01:01:40���one.
01:01:41No! You missed them!
01:01:43You missed them!
01:01:44He's gonna drown!
01:01:51You did your best, Rangie.
01:01:53Really. You did.
01:01:56Come on! We might as well try down the beach!
01:01:59Come on, kids. We better shove off.
01:02:12The place won't be the same without old horse and the dog.
01:02:23Damn sand.
01:02:24Always gets in your eyes.
01:02:26Yeah, hand up your nose.
01:02:36Come on, girl. Jessie.
01:02:39Jessie, in the truck. Come on.
01:02:42Come on, Jessie.
01:02:45Come on, girl.
01:02:51I'll just stay for a while and I'll come back and get her later.
01:02:56Come on.
01:02:58Hey, Ma.
01:02:59Hey, Ma!
01:03:00Stop.
01:03:02Ma!
01:03:03Stop it! Stop!
01:03:04The truck!
01:03:05This is in something!
01:03:06Huh?
01:03:07Hey! Hey!
01:03:08They're coming for a while and...
01:03:09Hey, Ma!
01:03:11Hey, Ma!
01:03:12Hey! Ma!
01:03:13Hey, Ma!
01:03:14Hey, Ma! Ma!
01:03:15Hey, Ma! Ma! Ca! Ma!
01:03:16Hey, Ma! Ma!
01:03:17Whoa!
01:03:18Do I have to say something?
01:03:19Hi!
01:03:21What do you reckon coach a raft could be I think it is
01:03:51good
01:03:52They're alright
01:03:53Whoo-hoo!
01:03:54I'm sorry
01:03:55Put on your song
01:03:56Top dog anyway
01:03:59Nobody can touch me
01:04:01This is my beat
01:04:03This is my beat
01:04:05Move over brother and don't make a way
01:04:08Top dog anyway
01:04:11Nobody can touch me
01:04:14Well this is my beat
01:04:17Move over brother and don't make a way
01:04:20Hey!
01:04:50Uh, yeah, g'day.
01:05:20Meow.
01:05:24No, no, no, major.
01:05:27Not meow.
01:05:29Woof.
01:05:30Woof.
01:05:32Hey, I got a lot of faith in ya.
01:05:36I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line.
01:05:40Yeah, you have a lot of fun, don't ya?
01:05:44And living with you is a ball of airtime.
01:05:47Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down,
01:05:51you bottom lips sneer, draggin' on the ground.
01:05:55That's when I gotta play the clown for ya.
01:05:58Black humor made you kick your blues.
01:06:02Howdy, angel.
01:06:06Where did you hide your wings?
01:06:10Her love shines over my horizon.
01:06:15She's a slice of heaven.
01:06:18Warm moonlight over my horizon.
01:06:22She's a slice of heaven.
01:06:24She's a slice of heaven.
01:06:25She's a slice of heaven.
01:06:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heaven.
01:06:40Hey, I got a lot of faith in ya.
01:06:44I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line.
01:06:48Yeah, we have a lot of fun, don't we?
01:06:52Heaven has to be with you all the time.
01:06:55Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down,
01:06:59you bottom lips sneer, draggin' on the ground.
01:07:03That's when I gotta play the clown for ya.
01:07:06Black humor made me kick my blues.
01:07:10Howdy, angel.
01:07:14Where did you hide your wings?
01:07:19Her love shines over my horizon.
01:07:23She's a slice of heaven.
01:07:26Warm moonlight over my horizon.
01:07:31She's a slice of heaven.
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