00:00Sandy!
00:07Oh, not me. You got the wrong monkey.
00:09Well, I'll leave it up to you, Lala.
00:11You want me for what I am, or you want this chump for the chimp he used to be?
00:14Kick it around a while. I'm going downstairs and peel Buster a banana.
00:17And play with your mice while you're there.
00:19Say, now that the imposter's gone, why don't we get into...
00:22Harold, the wheel. You'd better take it. These are dangerous waters.
00:26Coral reefs, racing currents.
00:27But, baby, I got racing currents of my own.
00:30Check.
00:34You and George certainly are romantic.
00:37George? Romantic?
00:38I use him for a warm-up boy.
00:40I send him ahead on all these situations.
00:43Say, but speaking of lard hips, tell me, how'd you like his singing?
00:45Oh, it was beautiful.
00:47Princess, I got news for you. Can't sing a note.
00:50Oh, I don't understand.
00:51No, no, no, no, no. I do all the singing, you see.
00:53He just mouths a little. That's part of my warm-up.
00:56And I've got to sing slow, because if he mouths too fast, his plate starts to slip.
01:00Well, let me...
01:00No, you see, I'm a ventriloquist.
01:02That's part of our act.
01:03I'll show you.
01:04How are you down there?
01:05Fine. How are you?
01:06You see?
01:07That's the way we...
01:07Harold, the wheel!
01:08Harold!
01:09Harold!
01:09Hold floor.
01:10Captain!
01:11Horatio!
01:12Come on, Captain Horatio.
01:13Come on.
01:14Harold!
01:15Oh, oh, oh!
01:33Harold!
01:34Hornblower!
01:35Captain!
01:36Horatio!
01:37Come on, Captain Hornblower, come on, get it!
01:40What do we got here?
01:42Oh, he always did gulp his food, you know.
01:45I guess we may get his appendix here in a minute.
01:53Ha! One of the baubles!
01:55I think we better have this lad fluoroscoped, huh?
01:59All right?
02:00What happened?
02:01Is the picture over?
02:02No, you're all right.
02:03Now, you're all right. Just relax.
02:04There must be a village on this island somewhere.
02:06You think so?
02:07We can buy another boat and go on to Valley.
02:11That's a real crazy anthill.
02:13I hope they got a motel with hot and cold running lava, huh?
02:16Yeah.
02:18Look!
02:19A bottle!
02:28Hey, hey, look!
02:29Hey, there's a message in it.
02:30What does it say?
02:31Yeah, let's see.
02:32It says, return this bottle to Sam's supermarket for three cents deposit.
02:36Isn't it a pity?
02:37Every movie's got to have a message.
02:39Oh, about that.
02:40Well, let's get out of this bunker, huh?
02:41Wait.
02:42What?
02:43Work inland here.
02:44Hold it.
02:45Hold it.
02:46Hold it.
02:47What's the matter?
02:48Just a minute.
02:49I haven't been smacked in the face this much since my first rumble seat. Let's change places.
03:04As you wish.
03:05Push on, Princess.
03:06Whoop!
03:07Whoop!
03:08Whoop!
03:09Whoop!
03:10Something wrong here.
03:11Look, let me go ahead. I'll break the trail before it breaks me.
03:13Lead on, Livingston.
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:19Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:22Oh!
03:23Oh!
03:24Oh!
03:25Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:27Oh!
03:28Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:32Oh!
03:33Oh!
03:34Oh!
03:35Oh!
03:36Oh!
03:37Oh!
03:38Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:40Oh!
03:41Oh!
03:42Oh!
03:43Now we know there are people on this island.
03:45Hey, there's people up here, too.
03:48I wonder what the locals are like.
03:50I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters.
03:52I hope they're orange pickers. I want to get off this tree.
03:56Oh, stop squawking. You'll fall off when you're ripe.
03:58I feel like a windsock.
04:02Hey, where you going?
04:03Jiggers, buster. Quiet. Somebody's coming.
04:10Hi. Hi. Go ahead.
04:16Okay.
04:22Who is that?
04:23That's my brother, Bob. I promised him a shot in the picture.
04:25He's handsome.
04:26Yes, it's a family characteristic.
04:28Down! Get me down! My brain's rushing to my head.
04:32Harold!
04:33Oh, yeah. The dangler. Let's get the sap out of the tree.
04:36This is the sloppiest hanging I ever attended.
04:38You're saved. A pardon just came from the governor.
04:41Easy now. Steady.
04:42Say, I wished I had a snapshot of this for the tuna club, huh?
04:47Upse-a-daisy. Let's get him.
04:48Be careful now.
04:49Okay. Take it easy now.
04:51Oh, I'll never say bottoms up again.
04:54Got me down just in time.
04:56I was getting tan in the wrong places.
04:58Put your weight on this tree. Now hold it and I'll cut the bone.
05:00Are you all right?
05:00Oh, fine. Blood's coming back to my toes.
05:03Now if I can only get my toes back to my feet.
05:05It's good for your sinuses up there.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Hey!
05:09Where do you go now?
05:10Oh, this boy loves to travel. Come on, we bring him a band-aid.
05:20Arrow!
05:21This way, nurse. And bring my toy boats.
05:25Arrow!
05:26Over here!
05:30Look!
05:34Buster! Come on out of there!
05:36Not me. I'm staying out of here where it's safe.
05:38Hurry now. Come on. Get out of there.
05:40Look in back at you. Look! Look!
05:42Hurry up! Come on.
05:44Flutter kick.
05:45Use your flutter kick, boy.
05:46Come on, boy.
05:47Here.
05:48Oh!
05:48I got you. Come on.
05:49I got you.
05:50Yeah, but you got all of me.
05:51Oh!
05:51Hey. I feel a breeze.
05:56Breeze?
05:57Well, I'll be darned.
05:58Color television.
05:59Where?
06:01Widescreen, too.
06:02Really? Am I in it?
06:03It's just your best angle.
06:04I wish I had my rearview mirror.
06:06Look!
06:09The African Queen.
06:14Humphrey Bogart.
06:17Boy, is he lost.
06:19Hey! Hey, bogey!
06:21Jungle fever. That's what we got.
06:28That was just a mirage.
06:29Oh, yeah? What about this?
06:30Humphrey Bogart's Academy Award.
06:32An Oscar. Give me that. You got one.
06:36Friends, this is a great occasion, me receiving this Academy Award.
06:40And I'd like to say a word.
06:44Run!
06:45That's the word.
06:45That's the word.
06:51Well, what do we got here? A jungle motel?
06:55Say it's a little south for a brown derby, isn't it?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Hello?
06:59Anybody home?
07:00I'm a member of the automobile club.
07:03This is cold. There's been nobody here for some time.
07:06We can spend the night here.
07:08Yeah, I'll go sign the register.
07:09Princess Lala, the Honorable George, Cochran, and Manservant.
07:11Hey!
07:14Say, I found a gun.
07:15Yeah, so we heard.
07:16Oh, that's wonderful. Now one of you can go out and hunt some food.
07:19Oh, you're so right, Lala.
07:20Say, here, Annie Oakley, run out and shoot us a filet mignon, medium rare, huh?
07:24Yes.
07:24Don't hurry.
07:25Hey, hey, now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
07:27You're the sharpshooter, Nix.
07:29This boy played second shotgun with the Spike Jonze band.
07:31Oh, not me. The last thing I shot was two sixes.
07:34Please, will one of you go out and hunt some food before it gets too dark?
07:37Okay, I tell what we do.
07:38Winner stays here with Lala, huh?
07:39Go.
07:40Hey, and those Republicans are everywhere.
07:54That's the junior branch.
08:10Harold.
08:25Couldn't sleep, huh?
08:38No.
08:39Neither could I, for the same reason.
08:43May I sit down?
08:45Chilly, isn't it?
08:46You need something around you, preferably me.
08:52Oh, this is so peaceful.
08:55Yeah, it's what I've always wanted. Fireside, home, backyard with the flowers, vegetable garden, a couple of oil wells.
09:03A home.
09:06That's what every girl dreams of.
09:08I'll make your dreams come true, honey.
09:12What about George?
09:14Well, we can always make him our babysitter.
09:17Of course, we'll have to lock up the liquor.
09:19Shall we build up the fire?
09:21Say, I'm in flames now, Lala.
09:23Live, girl.
09:30I never knew love could be such a problem.
09:33What's the problem?
09:34Aunt Emma, our chaperone, is asleep in there.
09:38What do we do when we get to Bali?
09:40You're going to marry me, naturally.
09:42Aren't you?
09:45Well, I...
09:47Yes?
09:52No?
09:54You won't say yes, and you won't say no.
09:58You let my poor heart out.
10:00But just...
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