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Road To Bali movie (1952) part 8 #viral #ontop #trending #views #usa #uk #uae #india #public domain #1952 #Trailer

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00:00Peace, press, sing!
00:02To see you is to love you, and I see you everywhere.
00:07In the sunrise, in the moon glow, everywhere I look, you're there.
00:13Down, baby. Down, I got a frog in my throat. Down there.
00:17Soothe him! Sing! Sing!
00:19To see you is to want you, to love you, and I see you.
00:24Buster! Keep singing!
00:26And if you get tired, call Gary.
00:27Hey! Buster, help!
00:30Help! Harold, George, help! They're after me!
00:34Who? The natives.
00:35The natives. Get the jewels and run.
00:36Hey, hey, keep working. Sign up.
00:38The gorillas, the natives are here. Sing!
00:40You're a singing native.
00:41I tell you, go, go!
00:43To see you is to love you.
00:46Oh!
00:48Mosquitoes, a rear guard action.
00:50That's a poison dart.
00:51What? Call an ambulance. I'm wounded.
00:57They got you, huh?
01:00Tell me this is only a vitamin shot, honey.
01:01This is a Dr. G.
01:02Dr. who?
01:03It won't kill you.
01:04It'll just cause muscular convulsions, then a coma.
01:07Dr. G means the laughing twitch.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Oh, Dr. G.
01:12Dr. G.
01:13What?
01:19Go sit in the audience if you're going to laugh like that.
01:20Laugh with that bad bitch.
01:21Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:23Oh!
01:23Oh!
01:23Oh!
01:23Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:29Oh!
01:29Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:31No!
01:32Oh!
01:32Oh!
01:34Oh!
01:34Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:37Oh!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39I wish I was a little pig that stayed home.
02:09Don't worry until they put an apple in your mouth.
02:11Then you're in trouble for them.
02:13Come on!
02:22What's this bit?
02:24How many times have I told you, don't play with your food?
02:27Don't play with the food!
02:31Vermin, son of a crawling maggot!
02:35Say, did you hear that kid's mother?
02:40Those cats are cannibals.
02:41Maybe they're only headhunters.
02:43Only headhunters?
02:44It's the only head I got. I'm very attached to it.
02:46What do you mean? They throw the rest away?
02:48Right now, I wish I was back with that sweet, lovely gorilla.
02:51Oh, yes.
02:52I'm carrying a little bit of a torch for her myself.
02:54I hope the barbecue boys are back.
02:56Chef Milani and her brother...
02:57You keep your hands off of me!
02:59There you are!
03:01Let's go, Roger!
03:04Well, they took her.
03:05Why'd they take just her?
03:06Maybe they start with the dessert, huh?
03:08I wonder where they're going.
03:11Oh, they can't really be headhunters.
03:13No, no, I just...
03:15Hey.
03:16What are those? Popsicles?
03:18Looks like my draft board.
03:24Kanyanese, woman!
03:26Kanyanese of Umadar!
03:28High priest of Nuatar!
03:29I kneel to no one!
03:36That scotch weave.
03:38Where did you get it?
03:39Long ago, from a white man.
03:42He wore it like the skirt of a woman.
03:44This man...
03:46Was he called...
03:47Maktavish?
03:48Yes.
03:49That is how he was called.
03:51Maktavish.
03:52Maktavish was my father.
03:54Under his dado.
04:00You are Princess Lala?
04:03Your father was my good friend.
04:05Still warm in my heart.
04:07And for his daughter...
04:09Anything you wish for...
04:10Shall be done.
04:1421 Kong salute!
04:16Just listen to that, will you?
04:17For whom the bells toll.
04:18Yeah, I saw that picture.
04:19Very few laughs.
04:20Even Gary Cooper got killed.
04:22Yup.
04:23Yup.
04:24Yup.
04:25Well...
04:26I don't mind getting killed.
04:27But they're gonna torture us.
04:28Oh no.
04:29I couldn't stand torture.
04:30Me neither.
04:31They're not gonna torture me.
04:32It hurts.
04:33Well, there's only one thing to do.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Ready?
04:36Patty cake, patty cake, patty cake.
04:37Baker's man.
04:38Bake a cake as fast as you...
04:39So you see, I love both men.
04:40Harold and George.
04:43I love both men.
04:44Harold and George.
04:46I love both men.
04:47Then your highness has no problem.
04:48Here on New Attar, a woman can have as many husbands as she can afford.
05:02I can marry them both.
05:03They're not going to...
05:04I love both men.
05:05And then I love both men.
05:06Harold and George.
05:07You see?
05:08Then your highness has no problem.
05:10Here on New Attar, a woman can have as many husbands as she can afford.
05:15I can marry them both.
05:18Why not?
05:19White women have many husbands, too,
05:22but only one at a time.
05:24Here we do not like the installment plan.
05:28Marry them both.
05:32Oh, that is wonderful, Boma Da.
05:35Happiness is like smoke in the wind,
05:38so quickly gone.
05:40Let it be done now at once.
05:42Very well.
05:42Well, see to it that the two white men
05:45are prepared for a royal wedding to the princess.
05:47Royal wedding? Masel Tov.
05:50Masel Tov.
05:51Royal wedding! Masel Tov!
05:57Well, now, we will visit our chief, Ramayana.
06:12Wait a minute.
06:23You ain't cooking me in no oil.
06:24No, no, no!
06:25You can't eat me!
06:26Look, I'm skinny, I'm stringy, I'm tough.
06:28I'll give you indigestion.
06:29We do not eat you.
06:31Oh, no!
06:32You ought to be married.
06:34Married?
06:35Why?
06:36Now, wait a minute.
06:37I'm not gonna marry you.
06:38Go ahead.
06:39Eat me.
06:39Kill me.
06:40I'm fat, I'm puff, I'm delicious.
06:42No unpleasant aftertaste.
06:43Go ahead.
06:44You do not marry me.
06:45You marry the princess of Batuu.
06:47What?
06:48You mean Lala?
06:50So, she finally came to her senses, huh?
06:54Lala.
06:55What is this, my trousseau?
07:00Reminds me of a blind date I once had in Cleveland.
07:02Well, that's perfect.
07:07You may perceive the groom, the groom.
07:10Oh, poor George.
07:12This will kill him.
07:14Well, some of us have it and some of us don't.
07:17But I feel like such a cad having so much of it.
07:21Please, I've undressed myself since I was 17.
07:29Well, I see my wedding headdress is back from the dentist.
07:32Oh, Meyer, Meyer, Meyer.
07:35Easy on the cologne.
07:36Let's be subtle, shall we?
07:38Insidious like.
07:40Ah, me, I feel so deliriously demolished.
07:44Some of us have it and some of us don't.
07:47Poor Harold.
07:49He must have misplaced it.
07:51You may pour just a little cooking sherry, huh?
07:55You are every bit as beautiful as I have been told, Princess Lala.
07:59Chief Ramayana has heard of me?
08:01Yes, my dear cousin.
08:03Kennerok.
08:04It is good to see you, Lala.
08:06And this, too.
08:08That's mine, you thief.
08:09Not a thief, my cousin, but a matchmaker.
08:13My dear wives are aging rapidly.
08:16They bore me.
08:18You, princess, will bring youth into my home.
08:23Youth.
08:24It's wonderful.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:27This cannot be.
08:28Silence.
08:32Take the princess into the bridal hut.
08:41She has spirit, too.
08:43In the morning, in the light of reason, she will agree to our bargain, Ramayana.
08:47You cannot do this thing.
08:49She has given her heart to the two Americans.
08:51Those white mice.
08:53I have an idea.
08:56Instead of their hearts, Lala shall have their heads frunken.
09:01And so, they make lovely bedposts.
09:07But, Ramayana, listen to the wedding chants.
09:10Already the two grooms are being prepared.
09:12We cannot stop this ceremony without insulting the gods and your people.
09:16Why not have your ceremony with two grooms and no bride?
09:21Excellent.
09:23Two grooms and no bride.
09:27No.
09:29Rajon, the god of the sleeping volcano, will not permit the sacrilege of a wedding without a bride.
09:35Who rules this island, you or the volcano?
09:39You're right.
09:40I rule this island.
09:43I, not that volcano.
09:51Rajon, god of the sleeping volcano, do you approve of this action?
10:03You see?
10:05A silly superstition for old women.
10:09You do not fool Ramayana with your ventriloquism.
10:13Yes.
10:14Now go.
10:16Attend the wedding of the two grooms.
10:21Without a bride.
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