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Lotta toxic people in here - Damon Sumner
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There's a lot of toxic people in this room right now, you don't even know it.
00:03
Number one, off top, anybody who has an Audi belly button, very toxic, it's disgusting, ain't it?
00:08
I'm a puke, do you see that?
00:11
You ever seen him at the beach with that little platypus pinky toe sticking out?
00:19
Just walking around in that tankini with that Monopoly thimble, just wagging.
00:23
And I'm going to be honest, statistically, there's like four or five of you in here with an Audi, and I hope you don't make it home.
00:31
I'm going to be honest with you out here, we don't need you.
00:33
In the new world, we don't need you.
00:36
We don't need you.
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