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00:00There's a lot of toxic people in this room right now, you don't even know it.

00:03Number one, off top, anybody who has an Audi belly button, very toxic, it's disgusting, ain't it?

00:08I'm a puke, do you see that?

00:11You ever seen him at the beach with that little platypus pinky toe sticking out?

00:19Just walking around in that tankini with that Monopoly thimble, just wagging.

00:23And I'm going to be honest, statistically, there's like four or five of you in here with an Audi, and I hope you don't make it home.

00:31I'm going to be honest with you out here, we don't need you.

00:33In the new world, we don't need you.

00:36We don't need you.

Lotta toxic people in here - Damon Sumner

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