00:05What's everyone's favorite party platforming game featuring co-op dungeons filled with hack and slash action, perplexing puzzles and gut shredding guitars?
00:15Say it with me.
00:17I said...
00:19Say it.
00:21King of Chains.
00:25Well buff my blades, you are engaged.
00:28Fight, jump, bamber, and horseshoe puree for twisted co-op dungeons for up to four players.
00:36Four players!
00:38Solve devious puzzles and defeat devious enemies to conquer nearly 100 official devious dungeons.
00:46Devious is our word of the day.
00:49Bedazzle the crowd with bone crushing combos.
00:52With crazy carnage, you'll learn weapons, helmets, outfits, stickers, emotes, and more.
01:01But don't trust my loose grasp on reality when you can listen to a talking owl in a suit.
01:07Here's the who's who of the arena and my best friend, Curved Beach.
01:11Thanks, Billy.
01:12And just like our friendship is open to interpretation, dungeons in King of Meat are open to customization.
01:20Live out your dream of being an unlicensed contractor with our mostly legal dungeon construction tools.
01:27Add traps, enemies, and programmable puzzles.
01:32Dynamic lighting and trendy decor will ensure your guests will feel right at home.
01:38If they lived in a dungeon.
01:39I live in a dungeon.
01:41Share your brutal creations with friends or strangers.
01:45Remember, a stranger is just a friend you haven't dismembered yet.
01:50Ouch!
01:51That's gotta hurt.
01:52And now, back to my commercial.
01:55Take on official and custom community-created dungeons.
02:00Chalk full of adventure, puzzles, awesome weapons, and glory moves.
02:04So graphic, we can show them here.
02:06But we're gonna show it anyway!
02:11Get ready to become the king.
02:13The king of meat!
02:16It's okay if you're not.
02:24Because then you can spend time with your new best friend, Billy.
02:28We can hang out all the time.
02:30Watching old movies on TV.
02:33Watching King of Meat together forever.
02:36Whatever you want.
02:37I mean, I'm not busy if you wanna see my limb brush or where I keep my treasures.
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