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00:00This is our current champion.
00:17If she wins one more game, she breaks the Joker's jackpot
00:21and wins a brand new automobile and $3,500.
00:25Now, from Television City and Hollywood, CBS presents The Joker's Wild.
00:31And here's the star of our show, Jack Berry.
00:39Hey, thank you very much.
00:41And of course, you're welcome.
00:42Once again, thank you.
00:43Welcome to The Joker's Wild, where our new champion has a chance now
00:46to break our jackpot if she can win this one final game.
00:49But she has a formidable opponent, as most of you know from watching our last program.
00:52Let's find out about the champion and the challenger, Roy, please.
00:56Our current champion is visiting us on her birthday, Pat Cuoco.
01:03Her opponent is a freshman at UCLA, Lindsey Conner.
01:11On our last program, we learned that Patricia Cuoco doesn't get to see her husband very much
01:16because he drives a bus by night or day and goes to school one of the other times.
01:20Right, Patricia?
01:21And you didn't like it too well when you heard about this young man opposing you.
01:25She's 16 years old.
01:27He's a freshman at UCLA and was a valedictorian of his graduating class.
01:31But you both did very well on the tests that we give in our production auditors.
01:34Lindsey, how do you feel about this game?
01:35Oh, I feel great.
01:36You do?
01:37Yeah.
01:37You're not afraid of her, are you?
01:39Well, I think it'll be a good game.
01:41I'm a perennial optimist.
01:43Isn't that nice?
01:43Well, I hope that both of you are optimistic, and we will find out whether you deserve that
01:48optimism or not right after these words.
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02:34Watch what you can do.
02:36Give it to me.
02:37You're all happy.
02:37Mom!
02:38Three different kids, three different opinions about everything, except about what they eat.
02:44Chef Boyardee?
02:45Kids love Chef Boyardee beef ravioli.
02:47It has a taste they crave, and it's real food that's real fast.
02:50Say yes to the chef.
02:51Look at all these wedding gifts.
02:55Whoa.
02:56What's for lunch?
02:56Chicken stars.
02:57Condensed soup?
02:58I used to eat that, too.
03:00And then I learned how to tie my shoelaces.
03:02You're an adult now.
03:03There's a better tasting soup.
03:05Progressive Chicken Noodle has tender pieces of all-white meat chicken, and bigger slices of
03:09hearty vegetables, with just the right seasoning.
03:12See the difference?
03:13Mmm, this is better.
03:15See?
03:16Now, I love this glass.
03:18It's time to go to the better taste of Progressive.
03:20You know, Capri Sun's all-natural, which means I can pronounce everything in it.
03:25And ever since they made it easy open, the kids inhale it.
03:34Easy open Capri Sun.
03:36Which laundry tab gets clothes remarkably clean?
03:40The one that starts dissolving remarkably fast.
03:44What a surprise.
03:46Tied Rapid Action Tab.
03:50As you know, in the Joker's Wild, players spin our category wheels and try to come up with
03:56doubles and triples.
03:56$500 or more wins the game.
03:58Tricia, you have won two games.
03:59You're risking $1,000.
04:01If you do win this next game, you will not only break our jackpot, which is now at $3,500,
04:06but in addition, you will win this lovely gift.
04:09A 73 Nova, the basic dependable car, made better this year with real improvements to make it
04:14even better.
04:15Nova for 73, built to give you a better way to see the USA.
04:21All told, you'll have between $7,000 and $8,000 worth of cash and prizes.
04:25To do it, you'll have to beat 16-year-old Lindsay Connors.
04:29Okay, here are the categories which you're going to use in this game.
04:32They are zoology, famous structures, Academy Awards, initials, and conquerors.
04:38Risking her $1,000, here is your first spin champion, Patricia Sciocco.
04:42Good luck.
04:45Zoology.
04:46Zoology, famous structures.
04:49I'll try zoology.
04:50A $100 question.
04:52Much study has been done on this unicellular animal of the ciliate class of protozoa.
04:57Name this slipper-shaped one-celled animal, which moves by vibrating its hair-like appendages
05:05in wavy motion.
05:06Paramecia.
05:07Very good, for $100.
05:12This is the first spin for 16-year-old Lindsay Connors.
05:15Lindsay, good luck.
05:18Famous structures.
05:20Structures, initials.
05:23I'll go with the famous structures.
05:25The $100 question.
05:26Here is the first question to the youngest man ever to play on this program.
05:30According to the Bible, the builders of this structure were thrown into total confusion
05:35when they began speaking different languages.
05:37For $100, what were they building when this occurred?
05:41A tower.
05:41Tower of Babel.
05:42Correct, for $100.
05:46Wall tied up, $100 to $100.
05:48Patricia Sciocco.
05:49Joker, initials.
05:53Initials.
05:54Conquerors.
05:55I think I'll try initials.
05:57$100 question again.
06:01Mail is sometimes posted RFD.
06:04For $100, what do the initials stand for?
06:07Rural Free Delivered.
06:09Right, you go to $200.
06:09Lindsay Connors.
06:17Structures.
06:18Conqueror.
06:19Conqueror.
06:20I'll go for the conquerors.
06:22$100.
06:23The conquest of Peru, and with it the Inca nation, was the work of a deceptive and greedy Spanish
06:29conquistador.
06:30Name the man who treacherously murdered the emperor of the Incas.
06:34Pizarro.
06:35Right, for $200.
06:39High ball game, $200 to $200.
06:42Patricia.
06:44Initials.
06:46Joker.
06:47Joker.
06:49I'll go with initials.
06:51Answer this correctly, and you will go to $400.
06:55What types of institutions are covered by the FDIC?
06:59Okay.
07:04Social Security?
07:06No, I'm sorry.
07:08Lindsay Connors, you can add $200 to your score if you can tell me what types of institutions
07:13are covered by the FDIC.
07:15Banks.
07:16Right.
07:17For $400.
07:20In case, in case any of you are wondering, that's the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.
07:25Okay.
07:25We have that unique situation which occurs every once in a while.
07:28The challenger has $400.
07:30It is his proper spin.
07:32He could go out.
07:34Let's see what happens.
07:38Zoology.
07:39Joker.
07:40Famous structures.
07:42Well, I've been doing pretty well with the famous structures.
07:45I'll stick with that.
07:46Okay.
07:46The $100 question.
07:48Answered correctly, you would have $500.
07:51You would have ended the reign of Queen Patricia, and you would have become the new champion.
07:56Formerly standing in the center of Paris, this famous prison was destroyed on July 14th, 1789.
08:04Today, that date is celebrated as a yearly French holiday for $500 and the championship of the Joker's Wilds.
08:11Name the structure.
08:13The Bastille.
08:14Right.
08:14For $500.
08:14Here we have a new champion saying to the old champion, I'm very, very sorry.
08:26A nice sporting gesture.
08:27You've won $500, Lindsay, and in just a moment, we'll give you a chance to spin for some prizes.
08:31Patricia, you take home, I'm afraid, not very much.
08:35Of course, you didn't have too much to win in this game, but you did have the money.
08:38However, there will be some nice consolation prizes back there for you.
08:41We're sorry it couldn't be a lot of money, but let's all say goodbye to Patricia Suoco.
08:45Now, Lindsay, I think you know how the game plays.
08:53You're the champion.
08:55You get a chance to spin for prizes.
08:56If three jokers come up, you win a prize.
08:58If the devil comes up, you lose.
09:00Let's see if the younger generation can be luckier than the older people have been.
09:03What's the first prize for which he is spinning, Roy?
09:05From Tappan, the unique combination freestanding or built-in trash compactor.
09:09Featuring a rugged circular nylon bin with no corners to collector.
09:13Tappan's quality appliances since 1881.
09:16I don't know if you can get too choked up about that, Lindsay.
09:19But since your mother gave you permission to play on the program, I'm sure she'd be happy.
09:23Spin and see if you can win it for us.
09:26Joker.
09:28Joker.
09:29Joker.
09:31That's one for Mom.
09:33Let's see what the second prize is, Roy.
09:35What is it, please?
09:35A Channel Master 19-inch Diagonal Screen Black and White Portable TV and Antenna.
09:40Plus this contemporary Mediterranean furniture group by the Bonding Company.
09:44Together they're worth over $600.
09:47Well, now, this is more to your liking.
09:49Now, do you want to quit with your mother's gift or go on and try to win two gifts?
09:52What do you think?
09:53No, I've got to go for the TV.
09:54You have to go for it?
09:55You're sure?
09:56I'm sure.
09:57Positive?
09:57Right.
09:58I don't know how Mother would feel about this, but let's see how you do.
10:00Spin.
10:01Okay.
10:01Okay.
10:03Joker.
10:04Joker.
10:05Joker.
10:05Joker.
10:06And now, now you've won one for Mom and one for you.
10:13Maybe where is Dad in all this?
10:15Let's see what the next prize is.
10:17It's a two-week vacation for two in Acapulco, Mexico.
10:20Yes, you may be on your way down to Acapulco Bay.
10:23This coastal resort on the Pacific has superb beaches, fantastic scenery, and festive nightlife.
10:28A great trip, valued at over $1,000.
10:34Well, that could be for the whole family, I guess.
10:37I want you to think this over now.
10:38You have two lovely gifts.
10:39The devil will lose you all of them, but the Joker will win you all three.
10:42Do you want to quit or go on?
10:44Go!
10:45Go!
10:46Go!
10:46Go!
10:47Well, don't you listen to that.
10:48You decide yourself.
10:49I'm the kind of guy who calls tales and it always winds up heads.
10:53I'm going to keep what I've got.
10:54I feel lucky and I'm going to keep that.
10:58All of which should either go to prove that the younger generation are more cautious,
11:03but they don't want to go to Acapulco.
11:06You have two lovely gifts and now you're facing a very big decision.
11:09The decision as to whether you should take that $500 and run,
11:12or literally take it and put it in your bank, I'm sure, for your future education,
11:15or whether you want to risk it and go on and play.
11:17If you go on and win two more games, you would break our jackpot.
11:20In our jackpot now, courtesy of Patricia Cuoco, there is $4,500.
11:26In addition, of course, you would also win the Chevy Nova worth $2,600.
11:30All told, you'd have prizes and cash worth almost $8,000.
11:35Over $8,000, almost $9,000.
11:37Your decision, do you quit or go on?
11:39Quit.
11:40Go!
11:40Go!
11:42Go!
11:43That's too much money, Jack.
11:46I've got to go on.
11:47I've just got to go on.
11:48Like I was saying, I guess the younger generation is just too cautious.
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14:11Our champion is 16-year-old Lindsay Connor.
14:17He has decided he wants to play, so we have to have an opponent for him.
14:20Roy, would you introduce the next player, please?
14:22Yes, our next player wants to be a librarian.
14:24Here is Ann Harbach.
14:30Hello, Ann.
14:31How are you?
14:33Nervous.
14:34Do you really want to be a librarian?
14:36Really, yes.
14:37Aren't librarians also supposed to speak very softly?
14:43Um, yeah, I suppose so, but I don't.
14:45No, you have a very nice, lovely, resonant, ringing voice, which will give you a chance
14:50to use playing against Lindsay Connor in this, his second game.
14:53Here are the categories which we're going to confront both of you with.
14:55They are Famous Trials, Broadway Musicals, Political Losers, Charles Dickens, and Natural Wonders.
15:03You're risking your $500, Lindsay Connor, and trying to go all the way, presumably.
15:08Let's find out how you do.
15:09First spin in the second game.
15:11Good luck.
15:14Broadway Musicals.
15:15Musicals.
15:16Wow!
15:19Natural Triple.
15:20Worth $200.
15:21It was billed as the first tribal Love Rock musical and featured such hits as Easy to Be Hard
15:29and Aquarius.
15:30For $200, name it.
15:34Here.
15:35Right for $200.
15:38Your first turn, Ann Harbach.
15:40Good luck.
15:43Joker.
15:44Famous Trials?
15:46Dickens.
15:47Oh, knowing nothing about Trials, I better go with Dickens.
15:50Okay.
15:51A $100 question.
15:53It is far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done.
15:57It is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.
16:01For $100 from which of Dickens' works, is that line taken?
16:10Christmas Carol.
16:11No.
16:11Lindsay, you can pick up another $100 if you can give me the correct answer.
16:14Uh, really, uh, David Copperfield.
16:20No, I'm sorry, A Tale of Two Cities.
16:22Tale of Two Cities.
16:23Score stays the same, $200 to zero.
16:25Your next spin, Lindsay.
16:29Joker.
16:30Broadway Musicals?
16:32Charles Dickens.
16:34Well, I didn't do well with Dickens the last time, and I know very little about Broadway
16:38Musicals, but I'm going to have to go with what I've done already.
16:42I'll go with the Broadway Musicals.
16:44Okay.
16:45A $100 question.
16:46And a lovely speech.
16:49The various productions of this Jerry Herman musical included one with an all-black cast
16:53starring Pearl Bailey in the title role.
16:56For $100, what is the musical?
16:57Hello, Dolly.
16:58Correct.
16:59You go to $300.
17:02All right, Ann.
17:05Joker.
17:06Joker.
17:07Joker!
17:08Joker!
17:08Joker!
17:08Joker!
17:12Interesting fact is that Jokers, three Jokers have never come up more than once or twice
17:17in any one week, and this week it's come up four or five times at least.
17:21As you know, under the rules of the game, if you answer one question, answer it correctly,
17:25you will become our new champion.
17:28You have your choice of five categories.
17:30Which do you take?
17:31Broadway Musicals.
17:32All right.
17:33Answer this correctly.
17:34You'll go to $500.
17:36You'll be the new champion.
17:37If you missed this question, the game goes on as before.
17:42What Broadway musical traces the development of one of the most famous banking dynasties
17:46in history for $500 and the championship?
17:50The Rothschild.
17:51Right.
17:51For $500.
17:52We have a brand new champion, winning $500, and that's bad news for 60-year-old Lindsey
18:02Conner.
18:03You lose your money, but you do take home your prizes, which are worth almost $1,000, Lindsey,
18:07and we certainly hope that you will enjoy them.
18:10You've been a lovely sport to play our program.
18:12Love your smile.
18:13You're a very fine young man, and I'm sure your parents are very proud of you.
18:15Let's say goodbye to Lindsey Conner.
18:17Bye, Lindsey.
18:17Bye, Lindsey.
18:17Bye, Lindsey.
18:17Bye, Lindsey.
18:17Bye, Lindsey.
18:17Bye, Lindsey.
18:17Bye, Lindsey.
18:18Bye, Lindsey.
18:18Bye, Lindsey.
18:19Bye, Lindsey.
18:19Bye, Lindsey.
18:19Bye, Lindsey.
18:19Bye, Lindsey.
18:19Bye, Lindsey.
18:20Bye, Lindsey.
18:20Okay, and you have a chance now to spin some prizes.
18:27As you know, we have jokers and devils up there.
18:29Every time you get three jokers, you win a prize.
18:31Every time the devil comes up, you lose.
18:33Let's tell her what the first prize is for which she will be spinning.
18:36New General Electric Compact Portable Automatic Washer for people with limited space, plus
18:40GE's portable clothes dryer designed to provide safe, complete drying in a compact size.
18:46Okay, three jokers get this for you.
18:47Spin and good luck.
18:50Joker, joker, joker.
18:54You have prize number one.
18:56Now let's tell her what could be prize number two.
18:59Admiral's Brazilla 25-inch solar color television with instant play.
19:04Immediate sound and push button color control for automatic fine tuning.
19:07Admiral's handsome cabinetry features sculptured sides and rollabout casters.
19:11What do you do?
19:12Do you go for it or do you click?
19:17You'll go.
19:17Good luck.
19:18Spin him up.
19:18Okay.
19:21Joker.
19:22Joker.
19:23Joker.
19:26You have two prizes for your credit.
19:27Now let's let her take a look at prize number three.
19:31It's a new snowmobile and trailer.
19:33The Scorpion Super Springer Snowmobile in gleaning red flex has a power-packed new reed valve engine,
19:39revolutionary pair of rail suspensions, and high-performance polytracks, plus a Comet trailer by Shoreline.
19:45Both Scorpion and Shoreline are football industries.
19:48Outdoor enjoyment worth almost $1,500.
19:53Now it's your decision.
19:55Do you quit or go on?
20:03You're going to what?
20:04I'm going to quit.
20:04You're going to quit with what you have.
20:07No plans?
20:08No plans for snowmobiling this year?
20:11Oh, I do, but I'll lose.
20:12I know I don't know.
20:13All right.
20:14You have two lovely prizes.
20:15They're yours.
20:16No one can ever take them away from you.
20:17You also have $500 in cash.
20:19And as you know, if you go on and you lose the next game, you lose your $500.
20:24But if you could go on and win two more games and break our jackpot,
20:27you'd break our jackpot, which now is worth $5,000 in cash and the 70 and over worth $2,600.
20:34What do you want to do?
20:35Do you want to quit or go on?
20:37Go on!
20:38Go on!
20:39Go on!
20:40Go on!
20:41Go on!
20:41Go on!
20:43You want to quit now while I quit.
20:44You want to quit now while you're ahead?
20:45No!
20:48She has $500.
20:49She's going to take that in her prize, and let's say goodbye to a lovely lady, Ann Harbach.
20:53Goodbye, Ann.
20:54And you'll be right back after these words.
20:56And see you later.
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22:43Best of Family Feud tonight at 8 p.m. and midnight eastern.
22:48Jackpot stands at $5,000 for somebody to win if they can break it.
22:52To do that, we have two new contestants.
22:55Would you introduce them, please, Roy?
22:57Our first player worked for a striptease artist in Toledo, Ohio.
23:00Let's welcome Jerry Gardiner.
23:06His opponent's family are all in the medical field, but he has other ambitions.
23:11Let's welcome Rand Marliss.
23:14Hi, Blair.
23:16Nice to have you with us on the program, Jerry and Rand.
23:18Jerry, who did you work for?
23:20Is that the publication?
23:21I worked for Rose LaRose, who just died recently, in her theater back in Toledo.
23:28You were kind of a road manager or something for her?
23:30No, I worked as a stagehand, but my ex-wife was a stripper, and I taught routines to her and to other girls.
23:35I guess that was a pretty good job.
23:45I don't know.
23:47Well, nice to have you with us on the program.
23:49That's a unique job you have.
23:51What do you do now?
23:52I work at UCLA.
23:53I'm a licensed psychiatric technician I work with.
23:58Well, you certainly have had the training for it.
24:00Glad to have you with us on the program, Jerry.
24:06And Rand, your family are all in the medical field, like they're all doctors and dentists and things?
24:10Yeah, the reason that sounds somewhat more than it is is because my parents are divorced,
24:14and both my father and my stepfather are both in the medical field.
24:18You say you have other ambitions.
24:19What do you want to do?
24:21Well, I think I'm going into law right now, but I can't say for sure.
24:26It's sort of up in the air.
24:27Maybe I'll retire on my winnings from Joe Cruz's Wild.
24:30Or, I thought for a minute he was going to say he wants to go to work for a thrifties girl.
24:36Yeah.
24:37Glad to have you both on the program, fellas.
24:39Play hard and play well, and here are the categories which are going to be used against you.
24:42They are columnists, famous addresses, art, comedians, and island.
24:47We'll let you go first, Jerry Gardner.
24:50$500 is the goal you're trying to get.
24:51Spinning, good luck.
24:55Famous addresses, joker, columnist.
24:58Famous addresses, please.
24:59Okay, it's a $100 question.
25:02Ephraim Zimbalist, Jr. and Roger Smith operated their detective agency out of this Los Angeles address,
25:07which is also the title of the series.
25:09What was their address?
25:1177 Sunset Strip.
25:12Right for $100.
25:13All right.
25:16Your first spin, Ran Roller.
25:17Good luck.
25:21Joker.
25:22Joker.
25:23Joker.
25:23Joker.
25:27Well, there we've done it again.
25:29We've done it again.
25:30Three jokers have come up.
25:31For all I know, someone who's asking you to sit in there for, I don't know.
25:34That's why it's really come up a lot of times.
25:36As you know, under the rules of this game, you have the opportunity to answer one question.
25:40If you answer that question correctly, you will be our champion and win $500.
25:44Which category do you pick?
25:47Jack, I think I'm going to take Island, thank you.
25:49I'll be your pardon?
25:50Island.
25:50Island.
25:51Answer this question correctly, and you will win $500.
25:55Thanks.
25:55However, if you should mistake the question and make a mistake, the game would go on,
26:00and your opponent would get the next question.
26:02Here it is.
26:03Wild Buffalo Herds and the casino at Avalon are two of the tourist attractions of this California island.
26:08For $500 and the championship, name it.
26:11Catalina Island.
26:12Right.
26:12For $500.
26:13I'm sorry, Jerry, you didn't get much of a run for your money on the program,
26:20but we do have some consolation prizes for you.
26:22Let's all say goodbye to Jerry Gardner.
26:23Goodbye, Jerry.
26:24Thank you, the player.
26:26We'll be back in just a moment, but first we have these words.
26:30Change is good.
26:32That's why you deal with occasional loss of bladder control.
26:35Improved price pads are for you.
26:37They've been redesigned for a close custom fix.
26:40First, they gently raise the center, bringing protection closer to you.
26:44Then, they change the shape, making one end wider than the other,
26:48so you can place the absorbency where you need it most.
26:50That's the beauty of this close custom fit, and only boys have it.
26:54See, change always does you good.
26:59I have the worst cramps.
27:02Do you have anything?
27:02Yeah.
27:03Cramps?
27:03I've lost things to cramps, honey.
27:05That's it.
27:06But I'm bloating, too.
27:07I'm guessing these were bloating.
27:08Eight out of two.
27:09Foot fatigue.
27:10You know, what I really need is Midol.
27:14Oh, that's not Midol.
27:16Midol relieves all your symptoms.
27:17It's strong pain relief, and it gets rid of bloating and fatigue.
27:20That makes Midol more complete than Tylenol, Advil, just about anything.
27:24Got something for a headache?
27:26Midol.
27:27Something relief is better relief.
27:29We've asked the experts to explain the technology behind Smarxed from Payless Shoe Shores.
27:34A child's squirt is a flat, it's calm.
27:36That's why you need an eye support.
27:39So Christmas, it feels really, really good.
27:41You need to feel it's hot.
27:43It just has your little room so you can wiggle your toes.
27:47And I'm wiggling my toes right now.
27:48Introducing Smarxed, a shoe designed to give your child growing feet the support they need every day.
27:53And for a lot less than you'd expect.
27:55Smarxed, how will you pay less?
27:57Where's my mom's go for kid's shoes?
28:00Say, what do you think?
28:00Boxes and briefs?
28:01Oh, boxes.
28:03Oh, briefs.
28:05Briefs.
28:06Briefs.
28:07Briefs.
28:08Briefs.
28:10Boxes.
28:11Oh.
28:14Look, I'm looking at this guy.
28:19They're hanging.
28:22Let's just leave their bed.
28:24No.
28:25Oh, Michael.
28:26Oh.
28:28Check it out.
28:30I'll take things that end with $25,000.
28:32Up next, it's the $25,000 pyramid.
28:34Then, Wynn TV featuring Family Feud is followed by a sizzling round of Hot Potato.
28:40Well, yeah, our time has just run out with all the jokes coming up all the while.
28:43We're just going through contestants.
28:44Hey, can you come back to our next program?
28:46Sure.
28:46Okay, Ryan, when you come back, we'll give you a chance to spin for prizes, and we'll get
28:49your decision as to whether or not you want to go on.
28:51Well, if you're watching, I hope you enjoy the joke as well.
28:52It's really been wild, and we'll see you in the next show.
28:54Goodbye, everybody.
28:55The party's contestants receive delicious Philanese Ready Crust.
29:04Your dessert will seem like it came from the pastry chef.
29:07Ready Crust, a special treat.
29:08And a selection of ready-to-use Holland House cocktail mixers, including dry mixers, liquid
29:13mixers, and gourmet cooking wine.
29:15Holland House cocktail mixers.
29:16Plus, Sears Meals in Minutes lets you fix foods ahead of time and steal them in plastic
29:21bags.
29:22Plus, Sears Free Speed Hang-Up Hand Mixer, light and powerful.
29:25And, Princess Gardner, matching leather accessories, smartly styled, a fine name, and professional
29:31personal leather goods.
29:32Princess Gardner, plus Burgess Safari Light, the blessed lantern that goes anywhere.
29:37Plus, Burgess Super D-Cell and Power Pack Batteries.
29:41Use Super D's for all household cordless devices.
29:46All contestants are selected in advance and are advised by the rules of the game.
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