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00:00Tonight, this young man, and this young man, and this young man, will be competing for a date with this world-famous singer, who, like most big-name celebrities, thinks she's too damned important to show up on time.
00:20Let's just hope she's here when Game 2 begins tonight, on The Dating Game.
00:26From Hollywood, the dating capital of the world, it's The Dating Game!
00:33Here's the star of the show, and your host, Jim Lane!
00:39Thank you. All right. Thank you, and welcome to The Dating Game.
00:44Well, it's time to meet our first three eligible bachelors for game number one, and here they are!
00:50Good luck, gentlemen. Our first bachelor has recently invented a new car.
00:59He took four tires from a brand-new Cadillac, the radiator from a brand-new Plymouth, the front and back seats from a brand-new Lincoln Continental, and you know what he got?
01:08Two years in San Quentin. That's what he got.
01:10Well, he's out now. He works as a photographer, enjoys portrait painting, and not owning a Farrah Fawcett poster.
01:16Let's have a warm welcome for Mike Marrone.
01:19Welcome, Mike.
01:22Our second young man is equally invented.
01:24He recently invented a new device to keep the inside of his car perfectly silent.
01:29It's a small plastic cup which fits over his girlfriend's mouth like that.
01:34He's a designer, a musician, and a gourmet cook from Shubut, Argentina.
01:38Let's hear it for Mike Mandel.
01:40Mike.
01:43And bachelor number three is a golf enthusiast, and he told me backstage that his last game took him 15 hours to play because his golf partner, Murphy, dropped dead on the first hole.
01:54I asked him, even so, why would it take 15 hours?
01:56And he says, well, you know, hit the ball, drag Murphy, hit the ball, drag Murphy.
02:01He's a retail manager, enjoys writing, music, and frisbees.
02:05Please welcome Andy Anderson.
02:08There's Andy, and those are our team backers.
02:10And we'll be right back to meet our young lady for game one right after these words.
02:14Don't go away.
02:15You need more than X.
02:17Blockbusters, weekdays at 10 a.m. Eastern, 7 Pacific, only on Game Show Network.
02:22And now it's time to meet our young lady for game number one, and here she is.
02:30Now let's welcome to the dating game a young lady who just missed becoming Miss Universe by only a few inches.
02:36Six inches on her left hip, six on her right.
02:39She's a student.
02:39She enjoys hand engraving jewelry.
02:41She hails from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
02:44The one, the only, Deborah Culp.
02:46Hello, Deborah.
02:48I love that dress.
02:50That's very nice.
02:51Of course, you look nice all the time.
02:53I look nice, too.
02:54I look nice, you look nice.
02:55Let's go.
02:56Get out of here.
02:56No, we have three bachelors over there who are waiting for some questions.
02:59You have your questions all set?
03:00You know, you can ask them anything except their name, their age, their occupation, or their income.
03:05Okay?
03:05All right, we'll start with a hello from them.
03:07Bachelor number one, would you say hi to Deborah?
03:10Hello, my honey.
03:11Hello, my baby.
03:13Hello, my ragtime gal.
03:15Send me a kiss by wire.
03:17Deborah, my heart's on fire.
03:19If you should leave me, then you would grieve me.
03:21Da-da-da-da-da-da.
03:23So, Deborah.
03:26Hello.
03:27Hello.
03:28Oh, my goodness.
03:29I was ready to give him the gong, weren't you?
03:34Oh, yeah.
03:35Didn't choose bachelor number two yet.
03:37Let's find out what he has to say.
03:39Number two, would you say hi to Deborah?
03:41Hello, sweetheart.
03:43I want to say hello very soon because if I am elected, a word of patience is going to bloom.
03:53All right.
03:54How about number three?
03:55Very short and sweet, Deborah.
03:58Good evening.
03:58Hello.
03:59There you go.
04:00Are you all setting up?
04:01All right.
04:01Have a seat.
04:01Make yourself comfortable.
04:03Good luck with these guys, and here comes the game.
04:06Okay.
04:07Now that we have time for the rest of the game, you guys.
04:10Okay.
04:10Bachelor number one, please tell me what kind of woman is becoming an endangered species
04:15and why?
04:18Hello, my honey.
04:19Hello, my honey.
04:20I know what kind of men are becoming extinct, but what about the women?
04:36I think curvaceous women are becoming extinct.
04:41What's?
04:41Oh, okay.
04:43Okay.
04:44What about you, bachelor number two?
04:45What kind are becoming extinct for you?
04:47Well, you think the woman that comes better in pieces?
04:53Well, the...
04:54No, what kind of woman is becoming extinct, is going out of fashion?
05:00Disappearing?
05:01What kind of woman?
05:01Disappearing?
05:02Well, the one that used to be in the stage in the old world, in the old...
05:10Do you mean the old-fashioned, the old-fashioned?
05:18The old-fashioned woman.
05:19Okay.
05:20Okay.
05:26Okay, bachelor number three.
05:28What are the things I'll need to put in my first aid kit before I go out on a date with
05:32you?
05:32Lip gloss.
05:41Blister cream.
05:42We're going to do a lot of running.
05:47That's about it.
05:48Why would I need the lip gloss?
05:50Overuse.
05:53Oh, boy.
05:55I'll need something else in my first aid kit, too, huh?
05:58Okay.
05:58Bachelor number two.
05:59You've been with the rest of these bachelors now for a few hours.
06:04Tell me the most disgusting thing that bachelor number one did backstage.
06:09The most disgusting thing he was doing backstage.
06:13That number one did?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Well, he was most of the time eating back in the...
06:19Back in the...
06:22Backstage?
06:26He was here, back in the city, eating, um...
06:29Mostly eating?
06:30Was that disgusting, the way he was eating?
06:32Yeah, how did he eat?
06:32He was eating, drinking, and he was talking about this, uh, the girls, and probably what's
06:40going to happen with the woman that is going to be elected us.
06:45Oh, okay.
06:45That's just a little bit...
06:47We can say that because it's a little bit, uh, x-raying.
06:50Okay.
06:50Okay, bachelor number one.
06:52What is the most disgusting thing that bachelor number two did besides coming on this show?
07:06Number one?
07:08Hey, your time's up.
07:09All right, Deborah, that's it.
07:19Make up your mind now.
07:21Stay right there, Deborah.
07:22Hey, your time's up, Deborah.
07:24And we'll be back in just a moment to find out which one of our three bachelors Deborah chooses
07:28as her date after these words.
07:30Don't go away.
07:30Hi, I'm Dr. Doug.
07:44Hollywood Showdown.
07:46Be a player.
07:47Weeknights at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific on Game Show Network.
07:50Welcome back to the dating game.
07:53All right, Deborah, this is it.
07:54Now, the bachelors did their best.
07:56I tried to get some kind of communication going, and now I want to know which one did it.
08:02Who gets the date?
08:03Was it bachelor number one, bachelor number two, or bachelor number three that impressed
08:08you the most?
08:08Who gets the date?
08:09Bachelor number three.
08:10Number three.
08:11Bachelor number three.
08:15Well, you didn't get much out of him, but what was the reason?
08:18Why?
08:18Because I didn't get much out of him.
08:20Oh, I see.
08:21You didn't get too much on the show, but later you figure you'll find out more about him.
08:26All right, well, I'll tell you a little bit about the gentleman that you have not chosen
08:29first.
08:30Bachelor number one is into painting.
08:32He is a photographer, and his name is Mike Marin.
08:35Mike, come on and say hello, please.
08:42Mike, hello, my baby.
08:44Hello, my honey.
08:46Oh, get out of here.
08:47Bachelor number two is a gourmet cook.
08:50He's a musician and a designer, and he is from Shibut, Argentina.
08:54Say hello to Mike Mendel.
08:56Mike, come on and say hi to Deborah.
09:03Mike, you were cute.
09:04Did a great job.
09:05Thank you so much, and I hope you can come back again.
09:07We have some gifts for you backstage.
09:09All right?
09:09Thank you, gentlemen.
09:10You can go right out that way.
09:11Okay, take care of him.
09:13And now, Deborah, it's time for you to come face to face with the man of your choice,
09:16the man to whom you promised many things, and I will tell you something about him.
09:21Bachelor number three is into music.
09:23Loves music.
09:24He likes to play frisbees.
09:25He also is a writer, and his main hobby is golf.
09:29He's a retail manager by profession.
09:31Say hi to Andy Anderson.
09:33Andy, come on and meet Deborah.
09:34You're good.
09:39Everything all right?
09:41Not bad.
09:42All right, Deborah and Andy, some people search all their lives for that perfect spot in which
09:46to fall in love.
09:47Well, we think we've found it, and we're sending you to put that spot to test.
09:52So fasten your seatbelts, kids, because you're flying away to romantic Carmel, California.
09:59Beautiful Carmel, where magic prevails in this inviting quaint resort at the very edge of
10:05the sea.
10:06You'll walk arm in arm through this fascinating and friendly village with its myriad of shops
10:10filled with the imaginative creations of local craftsmen.
10:13You'll absorb the inspiring beauty of the Highlands Inn.
10:16Now, as their guests, you'll experience the charm of this old world inn with its garden
10:20cottages and lanai that overlook the crashing surf.
10:23It is beautiful.
10:24So, fine cuisine and world-famous service will make your visit there a memorable one
10:28and sure.
10:28And you'll be flying via Air California.
10:31Air California flies you to the best of California and provides statewide service to Monterey,
10:35gateway to romantic Carmel, California.
10:38And I hope you have a very romantic day.
10:40Thank you, Deborah.
10:41Hey, nice going, Andy.
10:42Okay?
10:43You can go back here and get acquainted, and we'll see you both later.
10:45All right?
10:46They'll be back, and we'll be back with game number two, a real surpriser.
10:50The taunting.
10:51Come on.
10:52The finger-pointing.
10:54The excitement of celebrities.
10:550-7-7-0.
10:57It's time to meet our next three eligible bachelors for game number two, and here they are.
11:09Good luck, gentlemen.
11:10Bachelor number one is a stand-up comic who came from Hartford, Wisconsin, a short time
11:14ago, and already he's living it up on a California bankroll.
11:18You know what that is, of course?
11:20That's two $1 bills wrapped around an orange.
11:23Please welcome hungry but happy and sometimes hilarious Biff Nerd.
11:27Hey, Biff!
11:28There he is.
11:31When Bachelor number two entered our studio earlier today, I asked him, I said,
11:34Who was that lady I saw you in the parking lot with?
11:37And he replied, That was no lady.
11:38That was Bachelor number three.
11:39He just walks funny.
11:41That's all.
11:41He's an accountant.
11:44He enjoys singing.
11:45He hails from Springdale, Arkansas, Larry Kosan.
11:48Larry, welcome.
11:51And aside from walking a little funny, Bachelor number three lives alone with a tailless dog.
11:56And the only time he knows the dog is happy is when it stops biting him.
12:00You see, that's pretty good.
12:02He's a pro football award winner, winner of numerous dance contests.
12:05Please welcome the very adventurous Sam Jones.
12:08Sam, welcome to the show.
12:12And those are our bachelors for game number two.
12:15Now, our young lady is ready.
12:18Well, she's always ready.
12:19So let's meet her right now.
12:22Even though our bachelorette is a talented and successful singer, it wasn't always that way.
12:27She tells her the time when she was so poor, she couldn't afford a washing machine.
12:31So she took her laundry into the bathtub with her and kicked her feet.
12:35Ladies and gentlemen, what can I say?
12:36She's the one, the only, the incomparable, the beautiful, the outrageous, J.P. Morgan!
12:44Hey!
12:49Looks pretty, I'll bet.
12:51Your mouth looks pretty, too.
12:52Well, thanks so much.
12:53Now, J.P., it's been a long time.
12:55I don't know what it's been a long time since, but it's been a long time to continue.
12:58It's nice to have you on the show, and there are three bachelors over there who would love to go on a date with you.
13:03I don't care.
13:06Now, we're going to have them say hello first and see how they sound, okay?
13:09Bachelor number one, would you say hi to J.P.?
13:12Hi, J. How's the kids?
13:15Does he know you?
13:17All right.
13:17How about number two?
13:19Hiya, J.P. How are you?
13:21Okay, and how about number three?
13:23You and me, J.P.
13:24Wow!
13:27My goodness.
13:28What smart dialogue.
13:30Hey, wasn't that clever?
13:31They came up with that on their own.
13:33Let's see what else they can do, J.P.
13:34Have a seat right there, and see if they can come up with answers to your questions.
13:37Good luck, gentlemen, and here we go.
13:39Let's see what they come up with.
13:42Okay, bachelor number one.
13:45We'll start from the top, okay?
13:47Okay, I want to kill this song for the last time,
13:50so I'd like to hear you butcher You Light Up My Life.
13:54You light up my life.
13:56Come on, come on.
13:57I need...
13:58You light up my life like a flashlight.
14:02You light up my life if only I had a little more juice.
14:08You know what you can do with your flashlight, don't you?
14:13If I get the date, you can show me.
14:15Pardon me?
14:16If I get the date, you can show me.
14:18Oh, God, I knew I'd have to show him.
14:20Same old thing over and over again.
14:28I guess we don't want any more singing, right, bachelor three?
14:31Hey, you got it, J.P.
14:33Huh?
14:34You got it.
14:35Oh, do you want to be too?
14:36Okay.
14:37Can you speak?
14:38Number three?
14:42Yes, number three.
14:42You light up my life, J.P.
14:45You light up my life now.
14:46You light up my life all the time.
14:49Hey.
14:50God, come on.
14:52Just take it, huh?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Isn't it great what Valium does for you?
14:55Makes me sick.
15:02Okay, bachelor number two.
15:05Would you describe the hair on your chest as a clump, a tuft, or a poof?
15:15A cross between a clump and a poof.
15:19A poof.
15:20Cross hair.
15:21A poof.
15:21Yeah.
15:21A poof?
15:22Two of them.
15:22One each.
15:24How is your poof?
15:25Um, okay.
15:26Bachelor number three?
15:28Yes.
15:29Do you have any hair on your chest?
15:31Pardon me?
15:32Do you have any hair on your chest?
15:33Um, a few.
15:36Lot of hair, huh?
15:39What a hairy guy.
15:43Okay, bachelor number, let's see, let's go with one again.
15:47I have a Jewish do-it-yourself kit, and what should we order to keep us busy this weekend?
15:53Number two.
15:54You have a Jewish do-it-yourself kit.
15:56I ask you that.
15:57Yes, okay, I'm kidding.
15:58Don't repeat the question.
15:59Oh, thank you.
16:00He's thinking.
16:01Are you thinking?
16:02Yes, I'm thinking.
16:03Well, uh, if you had, as I repeat it once more, a Jewish do-it-yourself kit.
16:09Number two, forget it.
16:10I think number one.
16:11Number one.
16:12Number one.
16:12Uh, probably what we would do is, uh, uh, catch an evening at McDonald's and catch a matinee
16:20for a buck fifty apiece.
16:22A buck fifty?
16:23Oh, great.
16:24I love cheap dates.
16:26You can fluff them off.
16:29It doesn't matter.
16:31Marlon Perkins, number three.
16:34Or number four.
16:35No, four.
16:36Okay.
16:36I watch all the animal shows.
16:39I've been with a lot of animals, Jim.
16:41And I love it.
16:42Jim, you're an animal, you know.
16:45Yeah, I've seen them.
16:45Yeah, I've seen them.
16:46If I don't like them, can I take you?
16:47Sure.
16:48Okay.
16:48Hey, I'm number three.
16:50Okay.
16:51I've seen all the animal shows, and I want you bachelor, which number did I say?
16:55Bachelor number three?
16:56Three.
16:56Three.
16:57Can you describe a tit mouse?
17:00A tit?
17:01A tit mouse?
17:02Oh, yes.
17:02I had one about three years ago, but I turned it back in.
17:05I had to, I wanted my money back.
17:07It just, uh, it just messed up all over the house.
17:10It tore up the furniture, it left little pebbles all over the bed, and I had to give it back
17:15up.
17:16That's the most fun you've ever had.
17:17It's not worth it.
17:19It's not a parent.
17:21That's it.
17:22Oh, I scared you.
17:23J.T., now you have to decide.
17:25I'm going to put you on the spot.
17:26All right, think about it.
17:28And while J.T. Morgan decides which of our three bachelors she found attractive, which
17:31one's going to get the date, we'll take a little time out for these good words.
17:34Don't go away.
17:36Decision time is coming.
17:40It was a decision, okay?
17:46It's that important, huh?
17:47It's that important.
17:48If you don't make a decision, we go on into the next show.
17:51But as it is, I think you'll tell which one it is.
17:54Will it be bachelor number one, bachelor number two, or bachelor number three that tickled
17:59your fancy?
18:00Okay, I want them all.
18:01Yeah, I know you all.
18:02I mean, you know, it's better with three.
18:04Okay, I'm going to narrow it down to bachelor number one.
18:09Number one.
18:10Hey!
18:10Bachelor number one.
18:11Got it.
18:11All right.
18:15Now, do you have a reason?
18:18Any reason why you chose him?
18:19I have no reason at all.
18:20I've been in the fog since I got here, and I really...
18:23It's amazing what Valley will do, isn't it?
18:25All right.
18:26You didn't choose bachelor number two.
18:27Well, let me tell you something about him.
18:29He's a singer.
18:30He's also an accountant from Springdale, Arkansas, Larry Kosan, an accountant singer.
18:35A singing account.
18:36Come on over here, Larry.
18:37Oh, what a shame.
18:42Hey.
18:43What?
18:43Hey.
18:43Is he going to...
18:44Something personal between us.
18:45Well, you talk it over later.
18:46Okay, we're running out of time.
18:47He also didn't choose bachelor number three, who's a disco dancer.
18:51He's a pro football player, a pro football award winner.
18:54His name is Sam Jones.
18:56Sam, come on and tell us.
18:59All right, JP.
19:08You didn't choose him.
19:09JP.
19:10Shut up.
19:13I tell you what we have for you guys.
19:15We have some nice gifts and anything that you want to work out later.
19:19All right.
19:19Thank you very much, Sam.
19:20Enjoyed having you on the show.
19:21Okay.
19:22Bye-bye.
19:25Now, you ready for your date?
19:26No.
19:27I know.
19:28Let me tell you something about bachelor number one.
19:31He's a stand-up comic.
19:33That's what he is.
19:33So, you ought to have a great time on your date.
19:35One-liners back and forth.
19:37From Hartford, Wisconsin, Biff Nerd.
19:40Biff Nerd.
19:40Biff and JP, for your date, well-dressed as you are, we are simply sending you out for a cup of coffee.
19:59How's that sound?
19:59Well, I guess you might call it a coffee date.
20:02Well, I guess you might call it a coffee date.
20:02No big deal, right?
20:03Right.
20:04Well, wrong.
20:05Because your coffee date takes you to a place where coffee comes from, the incredible, spectacular country of Columbia, South America.
20:15That's right.
20:18That's right.
20:20You're going to the Maya High capital city of Bogota.
20:23A vast panorama of historical beauty and Latin magnificence.
20:26You'll fly there via Avianca, Columbia's international airline.
20:29It's the second-oldest airline in the world, giving you more of Columbia than all other airlines combined.
20:35Nobody knows South America like Avianca.
20:38You'll be graciously welcomed at the elegant hotel Tecundama Intercontinental in Bogota,
20:43affording you superb accommodations in the true South American spirit.
20:46You will thrill over the vistas awaiting you from the bustling city to the famous Montserrat Mountain
20:51in the South American land of emeralds, gold, llamas, and lovers from all lands.
20:56And to each of you, it carries one night.
21:00You stay one night.
21:01Yes, there you are.
21:02There's a bag from Avianca.
21:03Don't run...
21:04That's yours.
21:07No.
21:07We'll tell you about it later.
21:09Don't run off without your bags, though.
21:11And thank you both very much.
21:13Have a wonderful time.
21:14Hey, Biff.
21:15Biff, can I shake your hand?
21:17You've got a wild time coming.
21:19Thank you a lot.
21:20Come on over here.
21:21We'll say goodbye, okay?
21:23Come on back, Deborah.
21:23What a neat, what a neat couple of couples.
21:28And we'll see you next time.
21:29Give lunch and hope you always get the date you really want.
21:32Bye.
21:32Ready to go, kids?
21:33Come on.
21:33We'll get go, kids.
21:34Ready to fire one.
21:35Come on.
21:45Marlon Brando rode a motorcycle in A, Mean Streets.
21:51B, the wild one.
21:57C, none of the above.
22:04It's his game.
22:05You're just playing it.
22:07Inquisition.
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