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00:00What will your husband say your last boyfriend could do that your husband can't do as well?
00:06Susanne?
00:08Speak Spanish.
00:09Speak Spanish?
00:10Yeah.
00:11Wendy?
00:12Excuse me, I'm sorry.
00:13I was just going to say he was a hot Latin.
00:19I wish I knew him, the last guy I remember was a duck.
00:24I'm sorry.
00:26So was I, baby.
00:30You can always expect the unexpected on The Newlywed Game.
00:39It's reunion day on The Newlywed Game.
00:43Now here's your host, the star of The Newlywed Game, Bob Ubech.
00:53Well, thank you and welcome to The Newlywed Game.
00:55Well, since this is the last day of our Easter week celebration,
00:58we've got four of your favorite couples already to once again try to win a grand prize chosen especially for
01:04them.
01:04It all happens now right after this.
01:08All right, gentlemen, here we go with The Newlywed Game.
01:10As you know, your wives have been secluded offstage in a soundproof room and cannot hear your answers.
01:14I'm going to ask you some questions.
01:15I want each of you to answer them as you predict your wife will.
01:18Now, if your prediction matches your wife's answer, you'll be awarded five points.
01:21And the one couple with the most points at the end of the game will win an exciting grand prize
01:25selected especially for that couple.
01:26So remember, gentlemen, answer these questions as you predict your wives will.
01:30And here we go with question number one on this reunion day.
01:32Gentlemen, what famous person will your wife say has the same body you do?
01:38What famous person, Dave, will George say has the same body you do?
01:42Wow.
01:48Clint Eastwood.
01:49Clint Eastwood.
01:50Russ?
01:53She might say Steve Reeves because I've been doing a lot of physical work and it's been helping me to
02:00fill up.
02:01Well, everybody's been criticizing me saying I look like Rosie Greer, so I have to say Roosevelt Greer.
02:05Rosie Greer, all right.
02:06Walt?
02:07Yeah.
02:11Walt?
02:13Here's the fellow who plays Conrad.
02:15Cannon.
02:16Conrad.
02:17What's his last name?
02:19The fat guy.
02:20She says, I've been putting on weight ever since we got married.
02:23It's her cookie.
02:24What's his name?
02:25Bob Conrad.
02:26Bob Conrad.
02:27Is that your answer?
02:28He plays Cannon.
02:28He's the movie star.
02:29I can't help you, though.
02:30I have to take the answer you give.
02:31Cannon.
02:32Let's just leave it.
02:33That's not a famous person, is it?
02:34That's a fictitious person, or can they take that?
02:36Conrad is all right?
02:37Conrad.
02:37All right, fine.
02:38We'll take Conrad.
02:38Excellent.
02:39Next question, gentlemen.
02:40What will your wife say is the funniest or most unusual thing?
02:43Did she ever ask you to pay for?
02:46The funniest or most unusual thing, Russ, that she ever asked you to pay for?
02:51The funniest or most unusual thing that she ever asked me to pay for?
02:56We got that part down.
02:57Yeah.
03:00Hurry, please.
03:03Probably when we were with a couple, a married couple that the girl is actually her best friend.
03:11And she asked you to pay for what?
03:12And she asked me to pay for the dinner, and the reason that it was...
03:16Friend's dinner, then, right?
03:17Right.
03:18Okay, fine.
03:18Warner?
03:20Well, she asked me to buy a car, a new car.
03:22A new car?
03:23Yeah, so I didn't buy it, but...
03:26But she asked you anyway.
03:27She asked me anyway.
03:27Right.
03:27Walt?
03:28It was our cat.
03:30Your cat?
03:30Somebody that picked up a stray cat that wanted some money for it.
03:33Fine, Dave.
03:34Well, we were at a...
03:36She needed something.
03:38I had to go and get her some...
03:48Boy, it took you a long time, Judge.
03:56Uh, the judge has ruled, with my great appreciation, that that is an unacceptable answer, and that
04:05we must have another answer from you.
04:07Uh-oh.
04:12I had to go get her some...
04:14Today, I had to go get her some nylons.
04:16Nylons.
04:17Right.
04:19The last of our five-point questions.
04:21Gentlemen, how will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
04:24This is you talking.
04:25I won't say my wife is daffy or anything, but once I caught her having an actual conversation
04:32with a...
04:34Blank.
04:36Warner, once you caught Sandy having an actual conversation with a blank.
04:41Well, we have this dog she always talks to.
04:43A dog.
04:44Yeah, so I would say a dog.
04:46What?
04:47Herself.
04:48With...
04:49With a self?
04:50With herself.
04:52Well, the question is with a.
04:53With a.
04:54It would have to be the television.
04:56With a television, all right, Dave.
04:58Well, I used to have a dog, an Afghan, but I got hit by a car.
05:02I'd say a dog.
05:04A dog.
05:05Yeah, a taco.
05:06Russ?
05:06I would say, um, her parents' dog.
05:10With a...
05:11A dog.
05:12A dog, all right, fine.
05:13Gentlemen, thank you very much.
05:15We'll be right back to reunite our couples, and we'll see how well the husbands have predicted
05:17what their wives will say right after these messages.
05:21Okay, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards, and I'll have them in your laps.
05:24Every time that your prediction matches your wife's answer, you'll be given five points.
05:27Then the one couple with the most points at the end of the show will win a grand prize,
05:30selected especially for them.
05:32So, girls, nice to have you back.
05:33Welcome to Reunion Day on the Newlywed Game.
05:36Girls, what famous person has the same body your husband does?
05:40What famous person?
05:41Bernice?
05:43Cannon.
05:43Cannon.
05:44He said it would be Conrad.
05:47Judge, is that all right?
05:48They say that's all right.
05:49Yes.
05:53Sandy?
05:55Well, he always says he thinks he looks like Rosie Greer.
05:58Rosie Greer.
05:59He ain't talking to you in a while.
06:01Rosie Greer.
06:02That's right.
06:03One more time.
06:05Sharon?
06:06Jerry Lewis.
06:07He's got knocked knees.
06:08Jerry Lewis.
06:10He said Steve Reeves.
06:11You know I've been working.
06:12I don't even know.
06:13Daddy is.
06:14Well, then never mind.
06:16George?
06:17Um, I guess I'd say Clint Eastwood.
06:19Clint Eastwood.
06:20He predicted you would say Clint Eastwood.
06:21All right, Dave, keep one hand on those cards at all times, please.
06:27Next question, girls.
06:28What is the funniest or most unusual thing you ever ask your husband to pay for?
06:34The funniest or most unusual thing you ever ask your husband to pay for, Sandy?
06:39Well, he doesn't like to pay for much of anything.
06:43Um, I can't really think of anything, Sandy.
06:47Um, a dress.
06:50A dress.
06:51He said that you ask him to pay for, top card, please, a new car.
06:55He didn't do it, but you asked him.
06:57You know you always ask me to buy you a new car?
07:00We need, yeah, I need a new car, too, but he has a fit if I'd ask him to buy
07:04him a dress.
07:07He wouldn't look good in a dress.
07:08He sure wouldn't.
07:10Sharon?
07:11Um, I'd have to say a gift for an ex-boyfriend, because before we...
07:14A gift for an ex-boyfriend?
07:16It was before I was dating him.
07:17Oh, I see.
07:18And we were having a going-away party, and he helped me pay for a gift for my boyfriend.
07:20Fine, he said that he, uh, that you asked him to pay for a friend's dinner.
07:24Who's?
07:26George?
07:28I guess I'd have to say my car.
07:29I can't think of anything else.
07:30Your car, all right.
07:31He said that you asked him to pay for nylons.
07:33That's just what I said before.
07:42Bernice?
07:44When we were on our honeymoon in Tijuana, I wanted one of those real tall wooden statues.
07:49It's, um, Don Quixote.
07:51Don Quixote wooden statue?
07:52Yeah.
07:53He said that you asked him to pay for your cat.
07:56Can you imagine carrying a seven-foot-tall wooden statue through the streets of Tijuana?
08:01Did you try to sneak it across?
08:04No, they kept me and let the statue...
08:06Oh, I see.
08:10Here's the last of our five-point questions.
08:12Girls, how did your husband complete this sentence?
08:14He said, I won't say my wife is daffy or anything, but once I caught her having an actual conversation
08:23with a...
08:25Blank.
08:26He caught you having an actual conversation, Sharon, with a...
08:29A poodle.
08:31My favorite dog.
08:31A poodle, all right.
08:32He said with a dog.
08:33That's right, yes.
08:38George?
08:39A dog.
08:40With a dog.
08:40He predicted you would say with a dog.
08:42That's right.
08:45Bernice?
08:46With boom, my cat.
08:48With a cat.
08:49He said with a television.
08:51With a television.
08:51When did I talk to the television?
08:52You talk back to the television all the time.
08:54Yeah.
08:55She talks back to the television.
08:56Right.
08:56If she doesn't agree with something that's going on...
08:58But you do that, too.
08:59She'll yell at the people, look out behind you.
09:02That's you.
09:03Oh.
09:04That's you.
09:04That's you, a dog.
09:06With a dog.
09:06He said with a dog.
09:08That's right.
09:08A couple, thank you very much.
09:09We'll be back now with our 10-point questions.
09:11We'll be back in the live to see how well they predict what their husbands will say on the newlywired
09:14game.
09:15But first, it's time for our man in the middle, Johnny Jacobs, to give us the good news about
09:20gifts.
09:20Right, John?
09:21Right, Bob.
09:22And today's Reunion Day wives will receive West Bend's Electric Walk.
09:26This modern-day version of the ancient Oriental cooking vessel is great for frying, simmering,
09:30and stewing.
09:31And they'll receive town and country tableware by Washington Forge with beautiful Fleetwood
09:35handles and mirror-bright stainless steel, their dishwasher safe.
09:38The Reunion husbands will receive the Weller Mini Shop Kit, ideal for hobbyists and professionals,
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09:46And they'll enjoy a gift pack from Turtle Wax, the car care experts.
09:50Protect and beautify your car.
09:52The turtle knows car care inside and out.
09:54And this handsome radio from the famous Spiegel Catalog Company, with over 50,000 quality
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10:03For today's second-place winning couple, we have the 20-volume World Book Encyclopedia,
10:07continuously revised, containing more than 12,000 pages, representing the work of more than
10:112,900 consultants and contributors.
10:14Now back to the newlywed game, and your host, Bob Eubanks.
10:19All right, John, you did a good job.
10:21Now, the husbands have been secluded offstage, and now it's your turn to predict how they
10:24will answer these 10-point questions.
10:26So, ladies, here's your first question for 10 points.
10:28Girls, which of the following things will your husband say he hasn't told you for the
10:32longest time?
10:34That you look nice, that you were smart, or that he was wrong?
10:40Which of those things hasn't he told you for the longest time, Sharon?
10:43That I am smart.
10:46He's always comparing me to Edith, Archie's wife.
10:49Oh, that you were smart.
10:51All right.
10:51Sandy?
10:52He's wrong.
10:53He doesn't ever want to say it.
10:54That he was wrong.
10:55He hasn't admitted that in a long time.
10:56Oh, no, he never once said it.
10:58Never has, no.
10:59Bernice?
10:59He's never said he's wrong, ever.
11:02Ever?
11:02Ever.
11:02That he was wrong.
11:04George?
11:04That he was wrong.
11:05That he was wrong.
11:06Yeah, he's got this ego problem.
11:08He thinks he's never wrong.
11:12Okay.
11:12Next question, girls.
11:14What will your husband say is the last thing he did for no reason whatsoever?
11:20Sandy?
11:21He blew up my pressure cooker.
11:28For no reason whatsoever, he blew up your pressure cooker?
11:31Yes, he was supposed to have been cooking some potatoes for at least eight minutes, and
11:35he said he went to sleep.
11:37And the bottom of it is warped, and the pressure cap blew off the top.
11:41Is that right?
11:42For no reason at all.
11:43Did he admit he was wrong?
11:44No, he wouldn't admit it.
11:46No, I didn't think so.
11:47I remember you telling me that, Bernice.
11:50For no reason.
11:51Last thing he did, for no reason whatsoever.
11:55He vacuumed the living room.
11:57Oh, he didn't.
11:58He vacuumed the living room.
11:59Fine.
11:59George?
12:00Played poker.
12:01Played poker for no reason whatsoever.
12:03For no reason.
12:03He always loses.
12:05So I don't see that there's any reason to...
12:07No, I agree with you, yes.
12:08I know the feeling.
12:09Karen?
12:10I'd say bring me roses.
12:11He'd forgotten Valentine's Day and his anniversary, and I'd been telling him that everybody else
12:16was getting roses.
12:17They'll be the girls in the apartment.
12:18So I came home with roses when it wasn't any special occasion.
12:21Fine.
12:21Okay.
12:21Here's the last of our ten-point questions.
12:23Girls, how will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
12:25This is you talking.
12:27Unless you want to be embarrassed by how little a grown man knows about blank, don't ask my
12:35husband, unless you want to be embarrassed by how little a grown man knows about blank.
12:42Don't ask my husband.
12:43Knows about what, Bernice?
12:45Women.
12:45Women.
12:46He doesn't know much about women.
12:48Nothing.
12:49Nothing.
12:51Anything?
12:52Anything.
12:53It doesn't matter to me, George.
12:54Women.
12:55Women also.
12:56He can't figure me out at all.
12:57He can't.
12:58All right, Sharon?
13:00Sharon?
13:01Sharon?
13:02Sharon?
13:03Sharon?
13:04Sharon?
13:15We were in the mountains and we...
13:18Yeah, that's right.
13:20Eight years.
13:23When you drive to work, you think, I've heard it all.
13:27Let's take another answer, why don't we?
13:31Babies.
13:33Babies.
13:33You didn't know what you're supposed to do to a baby before they're three days old.
13:41Sandy?
13:42A handyman around the house.
13:44Pardon me?
13:45A handyman around the house.
13:46Unless you want to be embarrassed by how little a grown man knows about a handyman around
13:50the house, don't ask my husband.
13:51Really?
13:52Okay, that's all right.
13:53He doesn't know how to do anything.
13:5425-point bonus question.
13:56Girls, in what month will your husband say he kissed you for the first time, George?
13:59September.
14:00September, Sharon?
14:01December.
14:02December, Sandy?
14:03September.
14:03September.
14:04September, Bernice.
14:06Ooh.
14:09No.
14:10Wait a second.
14:11Hurry, please.
14:13Um, the first month he kissed me.
14:16April.
14:17April.
14:17April.
14:18Ladies, thank you very much.
14:19We'll be back with the husbands to compare answers on the Newlywed Game in just a moment.
14:24All right, now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives have predicted what you will say.
14:26And remember, these questions will now be worth ten points.
14:28And once again, welcome to Reunion Day on the Newlywed Game.
14:31If you just tuned in, all of the couples have been here before.
14:33They're helping us celebrate our Easter week.
14:35And it's nice to have them back.
14:36Here's question number one, gentlemen, for ten points.
14:39Gentlemen, which of the following things haven't you told your wife for the longest time?
14:45That she looked nice?
14:47That you were wrong?
14:49Or that she was smart?
14:51Which of those haven't you told your wife for the longest time, Warner?
14:57Uh, well, I never told none of them, so.
15:05So, uh, I'd say she's, uh, smart.
15:08That she was smart.
15:09She said you haven't told her for the longest time, top card only, please, that, uh, that you were wrong.
15:15You know you have never admitted that being wrong.
15:18I'm not supposed to.
15:21Warner, have you ever been wrong?
15:24I refuse to answer that.
15:26Oh.
15:28Russ?
15:30Which of those haven't you told your wife for the longest time?
15:32Does she look nice, that you were wrong, or that she was smart?
15:35Uh, she probably said that she was smart.
15:37That she was smart.
15:38All right, she said that she was smart.
15:39That's right, yes.
15:42Dave?
15:44I'd have to say that she was wrong.
15:46That, no, that she looked nice, that she looked nice, that you were wrong, or that she was smart.
15:53I was wrong.
15:54You were wrong, all right.
15:55She said that you haven't said that you were wrong.
15:56That's right.
15:58I don't believe it.
16:00Walt?
16:01Never admit you're wrong.
16:03Said that I was wrong.
16:04All right, she said that he was wrong.
16:05That's right.
16:06Yes.
16:08Have you ever been wrong, Walt?
16:11I'm not going to admit that.
16:13Then she'll know.
16:14Oh.
16:15Okay, I just wondered.
16:16Next question, gentlemen.
16:17What is the last thing you did for no reason whatsoever?
16:20The last thing you did for no reason whatsoever, Russ?
16:26I gave my wife a kiss.
16:28You gave her a kiss?
16:29All right.
16:29She said that you brought her roses.
16:31Yeah, because you love me.
16:32There's a reason.
16:34What's the same reason I brought you roses?
16:36That's great.
16:37Right, but it wasn't an anniversary or anything.
16:38It was because you forgot.
16:39Dave?
16:40Went to the beach.
16:41Went to the beach for no reason whatsoever.
16:42She said that you played poker for no reason whatsoever, and you always lose.
16:46Well, there's a reason for that.
16:47No, there's not.
16:50Walt?
16:51Bought her a new car.
16:52You bought her a new car?
16:53She said that...
16:53Walt, you liar.
16:54There was too a reason for that.
16:56He said because the old one had worn out tires.
16:59It did.
17:00That's true.
17:00And you've never been wrong, huh?
17:02All right.
17:03You vacuumed the living room for no reason whatsoever.
17:07It was dirty.
17:08That's a reason.
17:10Warner?
17:12Oh, I have to say that I hate to cut the line, so one Saturday, I missed going to the
17:18racetrack and cut the yard.
17:20You cut the yard.
17:21All right.
17:21She said for no reason whatsoever, you blew up her pressure cooker.
17:25You should remember that.
17:26Oh, that was an accident.
17:27There was no accident.
17:29How did I want to sleep?
17:34How'd that ever happen?
17:36Oh, I was cooking something.
17:37I went to sleep.
17:40Here's the last of our ten-point questions, gentlemen.
17:42How did your wife complete this sentence?
17:45She said, unless you want to be embarrassed by how little a grown man knows about blank,
17:53don't ask my husband.
17:55Unless you want to be embarrassed by how little, Dave, a grown man knows about blank,
18:00we should not ask you.
18:01English.
18:02English.
18:02She said, women.
18:05Meathead.
18:05What do you mean, women?
18:06You're always telling me you don't know anything about me.
18:09About you, that's not women.
18:16Hmm, Walt.
18:20How little I know about cooking.
18:24Cooking.
18:25She said, about women.
18:26Cooking's another one, though.
18:28Oh, come on.
18:29Really?
18:29You know a lot about women?
18:31Listen.
18:32I'll tell you after the show.
18:33What do you know about it?
18:35I'd like to hear it now.
18:37Come on.
18:3827 years.
18:39I was a happy bachelor.
18:41What are you now?
18:42I'm a happy married bachelor.
18:44Oh, good.
18:45He is, too.
18:46He's happy.
18:47He better be, right?
18:48He better be.
18:48That's right.
18:50Warner?
18:51Well, when I first met her, she liked to fish a whole lot, and she always was talking
18:55about how much I didn't know nothing about fishing, so I had to say fishing.
18:58Fishing, all right.
18:58She said it's about a handyman around the house.
19:02Well, that's right, too.
19:04I'm not supposed to.
19:05He can't fix anything?
19:06He can't fix anything.
19:08What'd he try to fix?
19:08He tried to hang some kitchen curtains up.
19:11What happened?
19:11He got the nails hanging outside of the ride.
19:14He didn't even bang them down.
19:16He just got them up there.
19:17He just barely put them.
19:18I even had to tell him how to put them up there.
19:21What else did he try to fix?
19:22A cuckoo clock.
19:24What happened?
19:25I fixed a cuckoo clock, and she broke it again.
19:28You broke it.
19:29The bird died, right?
19:32It's just not working at all.
19:34And the pressure cooker?
19:35He did it.
19:36He did it.
19:36He always does everything.
19:38I do everything wrong.
19:40Okay.
19:41Don't ever admit you're wrong.
19:43Orn Kross?
19:43Yes.
19:44Now, I just know that she said...
19:50Keep the card down.
19:53Yeah, I know, Judge.
19:54I know.
20:00Just wait a minute, Judge, and I'll get around to it here in a minute.
20:03Now, you're right.
20:05She did.
20:05But the judge says that's an unacceptable answer.
20:09So we have to take another answer.
20:12Oh, man.
20:16Unacceptable.
20:18What else do you know very little about?
20:21Well, that was...
20:22I'm afraid to ask you, quite frankly.
20:25Say something.
20:28Um...
20:31Housework, maybe.
20:32Housework, all right.
20:32She said, it's about babies.
20:34Babies.
20:34You don't know what they do to babies.
20:35Couples, thank you very much.
20:36We'll be back with a big 25-point bonus question
20:38to see which couple will win their grand prize in just a moment.
20:42All right, gentlemen, here it is.
20:43A big 25-point bonus question for 25 points.
20:45Gentlemen, what month?
20:46Did you kiss your wife for the first time?
20:49I must take the first answer you give.
20:50Couple number two, Warner and Sandy with 10.
20:5225, I'll give you 35.
20:53Warner, what month?
20:54Oh, let's see.
20:55Let me see.
20:59September...
20:59What is your answer, please?
21:01August.
21:02August.
21:02She said you kissed her for the first time in September.
21:05Couple number one, Walt and Bernice with 15.
21:0625, I'll give you 40.
21:07Walt?
21:08September.
21:08September.
21:09She said it was April.
21:10Couple number three, Russ and Sharon with 15.
21:1225, I'll give you 40.
21:13Russ?
21:14January.
21:14January.
21:14She said it was the month of December.
21:18Couple number four, Dave and George.
21:19You have 20, 25.
21:20I'll give you 45, Dave.
21:21September.
21:22September is right.
21:23And Dave and George, you're our grand prize winners today.
21:25And now, Dave and George, and today's winners of the Nillooet Games, here's the special prize
21:31chosen just for you.
21:33A beautiful, elegant, brand new baby grand piano.
21:41Yes, George and Dave, you've won Kimball's beautiful, La Petite Grand Piano, representing the classic and traditional design and fine
21:48tonal quality.
21:49Slimline styling is scaled for today's home.
21:52From the Kimball Piano and Organ Company and all yours is today's lucky Easter week reunion winners of the Nillooet
21:59Games.
21:59Dave and George, congratulations to you for being our winners today.
22:02This is the first station of the Kimball Piano Dating.
22:03And he welcomes three members of the loud family to the show.
22:07And on behalf of the Nillooet Games staff and crew, let me wish you all a very happy Easter.
22:12Bob Eubanks saying thank you and goodbye for now.
22:18How to be a real Hollywood player, tip number 13, you can drive an expensive car, but not until you
22:23win the game.
22:23Hollywood Showdown, be a player, weeknights at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific.
22:29The Nillooet Games is at Chuck Ferris Enterprise in association with the American Broadcasting Company.
22:34The Nillooet Games is at the University of Texas.
22:37The Nillooet Games is at the University of Texas.
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