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00:00:00help somebody help please all right all right relax I'm back what is this how's
00:00:28his rash does he need ointment I don't know I've been kind of procrastinating on that one it's not
00:00:32my favorite thing to check why you don't have a problem checking why yeah that's because I don't
00:00:36flash forward to Wyatt being 22 like it is Chris oh yeah ew exactly stinky diaper hey hey are you
00:00:47using magic yeah wait till you see how I put the ointment out hi personal game do you want to lose
00:00:53your powers like Phoebe did what if a demon attacks could liven things up around here excuse me
00:00:58I'm just kidding sort of look I love being a stay-at-home auntie I really really do I just
00:01:04I'm going crazy I have to get out you know it wouldn't hurt you to get out a little bit too
00:01:10I mean you've been cooped up in here ever since you know it's okay to talk about it Piper
00:01:16won't hurt you it could even help talk about what Gideon's gone Chris and Wyatt are safe
00:01:22it all worked out oh coffee coffee coffee I cannot believe how late for work I am again
00:01:29morning to you too and if you guys can be dressed for the wedding then when I come back I'll just
00:01:33honk and you guys can meet me outside okay wait what wait what wedding wedding Christie's
00:01:41Piper don't tell me you forgot Christie's wedding that's today well I can't go the kids actually the
00:01:49kids were invited too so you can go I think it would be good for them I think it would be good
00:01:54for all of us no I can't go the baby needs to be exposed to a germ or two get out of the house you
00:02:00know build up his immune system he's too young Piper is two months old I know how old he is thank you
00:02:06look you can't protect them from the big bad world forever they are going to have to leave the
00:02:12house at some point by the way how's Leo doing well considering who betrayed him he's doing as well
00:02:19as can be expected I know you're here Barbas you can't keep running from me you're afraid that
00:02:33languishing may won't ease your pain because it wasn't a demon it was an elder your very mentor
00:02:40who tried to kill your son you helped him that's why I'm going to kill you too
00:02:45barbis
00:02:48Zilla
00:03:07Leo good I've been calling for you what do you mean where's Barbas who he's covering up for me
00:03:16oh you know he is you trapped me here what's what's the matter are you all right one of your greatest
00:03:21fears you know the good guys bad guys all the same now hey that makes him just like Gideon
00:03:30where is he where's Barbas I don't know tell me I don't know for god's sake stop
00:03:38they are so close
00:03:47I am the sun and the air I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else
00:04:14see I'm already waiting to know all my hope is good
00:04:28there's a fire
00:04:30there's a fire
00:04:32I'm not waiting to come all the way up
00:04:34there's a fire
00:04:34there's a fire
00:04:38there's a fire
00:04:40there's a fire
00:04:54hey have you seen piper up biu italiano integration room
00:04:57room. Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. Were you sleeping? Why start now? Nope. I was actually just trying
00:05:05to take a little break from nanny duties. Yeah, you are such a doll to help out like
00:05:09you've been. I wish I could help you, but I can't have to work. Tell me what it's like
00:05:14out there in the world where men don't poop or spit on you. You really do need to get
00:05:19out, huh? You know, maybe we can just swap jobs for the day. You know, I'll pay you.
00:05:25Yeah? Hmm. Don't tempt me. What, you're miserable too? No, I wouldn't say miserable. I just,
00:05:33I don't know, I can't put my finger on it. I'm like in this rut or something, you know?
00:05:38I just feel really disconnected. Yeah, I agree. You agree? What do you know about my ruts?
00:05:44Well, um, I know you gave some great advice to Lost and Lost Altos about finding new love,
00:05:49but, uh, you gave the same advice to Dumpton Daily last year. What? Shut up. I did not.
00:05:55I did not. Are you kidding? Oh, my God. I did.
00:06:04So maybe I should stop giving advice to people on finding love until I could figure out how
00:06:08to find it myself. You'll find it. You first saw it. Yeah, that was one big tease. I think
00:06:13that's what's messing me up. No. I think what's messing you up is Gideon. I think it's the same
00:06:18thing that's messing us all up. He didn't just betray Leo. He betrayed all of us.
00:06:21And those wounds don't heal easily.
00:06:28Forgive the intrusion. I thought it best I come to you first.
00:06:32Whatever it is, we're not interested. No, I think you'll be interested in this.
00:06:35Leo just tried to kill me. I didn't want the other elders to find out. They'd think he was
00:06:39after us all now. Well, you can hardly blame him, can you? Your lack of faith is understandable,
00:06:43given what Gideon has done. But one bad elder doesn't make us all bad. We are on the same side here.
00:06:48Are we? Leo didn't really want to kill me. I know that. Still, if he had, there would have
00:06:53been no redeeming him. He would have had to have been recycled. Recycled like what? Recycled like
00:06:57plastic? No, I mean, like sent back, reborn, to start the cycle of life over again. We don't want
00:07:04to punish him for killing Gideon. But we can't abide his harming innocence in the name of revenge,
00:07:09which means if you don't stop him, we'll have to. Stop him from what? From his obsession with
00:07:14vanquishing Barbus. It's blinding him to reason, driving him over the edge. And if he succeeds,
00:07:20it won't make his sons any safer, or the betrayal any less painful. It won't heal his heart.
00:07:27Time is of the essence, too, not just for his sake. We believe there's a powerful threat looming
00:07:32on the horizon unlike any we've ever sensed before. And for that, we'll need everybody back into the fold,
00:07:39and soon. Barbus? I know you're here. Show yourself. Don't let Barbus get away. Save your son.
00:08:04Who are you? What do you want? Who are you talking to? Nobody? How'd you know I was here?
00:08:14I didn't. Wyatt did. Must be that orbing thing you guys share. He looked up and said,
00:08:20dada. Really? Mm-hmm. He misses you. We all do. I miss him, too. Is there anything else on Barbus
00:08:29in here besides the main entry? No. Would you like to hold your child? I can't. Well, you need to,
00:08:40Leo. Chris didn't die. He's alive. You need to move on. Not until Barbus is gone. They're both safe.
00:08:49Absolutely necessary. The wound is deep. It very easily could have been fatal. I wouldn't recommend
00:09:04going up against an elder again if I were you. The problem is that he's the one after me, and I
00:09:10haven't figured out how to shake him. Ah. In that case, then, this might all be for naught.
00:09:17Well, thank you very much for your vote of confidence. Actually, I don't even know what
00:09:23it is that I did to offend him except for that, uh, rug rat incident, and that all came out
00:09:28okay in the end, more or less, and it wasn't even me. That was after them. But it should
00:09:33be now. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? What was what? You didn't see that? See what? Go after
00:09:43the baby. The baby. That. What? He'll be blinded by rage. Vulnerable. Vulnerable. You tried to
00:09:56tell me you didn't hear that? Maybe we should look at that wound again. For God's sake.
00:10:04the rotten healer anyway. Who are you? Friends? Or four? Neither. Neither. But if you want
00:10:18to stop the elder, go after the baby. Cool. Very, very cool.
00:10:31Cool.
00:10:41Phoebe! There you are. Elise, hi. I'm so sorry I'm late. It won't happen again.
00:10:45Of course it will. But hey, if you keep getting responses like these, who cares? Look at these
00:10:50emails, all from this morning's column. Uh, yeah. About this morning's column? It was brilliant,
00:10:55Phoebe. I mean it. You make us look so classy when your advice is provocative, insightful.
00:11:00Plagiarized? Don't worry, I stole from myself. I don't understand. Yeah, I don't understand
00:11:06either, Elise. But it turns out I gave the exact same advice to someone last year. And
00:11:10I didn't realize it until it was too late. So? Big deal. Columnists recycle stuff all the time. Yeah,
00:11:16but I don't. At least I never used to. And I just... I don't think I should write anymore
00:11:22until I figure out why this happened. Don't be ridiculous. No, I'm not being ridiculous.
00:11:27I'm just being honest, Elise. I can't give people recycled advice. It's just not right.
00:11:31It's not ethical. Phoebe, you can't just quit. Oh, and I don't want to quit.
00:11:36Elise, I love my job, you know? I just don't think that I can do it right now.
00:11:41Okay. All right. Take a sabbatical. Rest. Recharge your batteries. A couple of months
00:11:49enough? Can I do that? Of course you can. I'm the boss, aren't I?
00:11:52And what happens to my column? I mean, do you just pull it? And watch sales drop? Are
00:11:55you kidding? No. I'll hire someone to ghost write it for you. Your readers will never
00:12:01know you're gone. Wait, what, Phoebe? Sorry, it's your sister. She says it's important.
00:12:06Go ahead, I'll handle this. Don't worry about anything. Rest up!
00:12:10Hello? Hey, I think I have figured out how to save Leo. If we can keep him from going
00:12:23after Barbus, then we can go after him ourselves. Wait, what? It's perfect. All we have to do
00:12:28is guilt Leo into taking Piper to the wedding. Yeah, but she doesn't even want to go. I know,
00:12:32that's why I will volunteer to take care of the kids, and that way Piper won't have any excuse
00:12:36not to go. Then while you guys are all at the wedding, I'll be at the book, you know,
00:12:39trying to find Barbus. And then what? I mean, even if we find him, how are we going to vanquish
00:12:43him without my powers and Piper? You can still cast spells, can't you?
00:12:46Paige. I'm telling you, this could work. Not only could it save Leo, but it can get him and Piper
00:12:51back together at a wedding, no less. I mean, think about it. Maybe it could
00:12:54kind of reignite some sparks, you know? Do it for the children. Hell, do it for me.
00:12:58I don't know about this. Do you want to get out of that rut or don't you?
00:13:03We have come together on this glorious day to wed Christie and Jeevan, who are here to
00:13:10build the foundation of their marriage upon the earth, in the presence of the sacred fire
00:13:15and among their family and friends.
00:13:21Oh, we are so late. Has the ceremony started?
00:13:24Yes, ma'am. Oh, no. Okay.
00:13:26I told you to just go ahead and go. Yeah, well, I don't understand why you couldn't
00:13:29leave the baby with Paige. When you're a mother, you'll understand.
00:13:32Yeah, that's assuming I'm going to have any eggs left. How do you do this thing?
00:13:36Here. Oh, it's so nice to have a man around the house.
00:13:42Yeah, except I think I should still be after Barbas.
00:13:44Yeah, not until you can distinguish between a demon and an elder if you're stuck with us.
00:13:49Paige? Hi. What are you doing?
00:13:51What are you doing? Give me that. What are you doing?
00:13:53What am I doing? I'm checking on Wyatt.
00:13:55You just checked on Wyatt. Have you guys thought about seeing us shrink?
00:13:58Yeah, we did that.
00:14:01Okay, look, I know you haven't been out of the house in a very, very long time,
00:14:06but this is Christy's wedding, so please try to have fun.
00:14:08Is this a wedding or an orgy?
00:14:10It's a Hindu ceremony. It's supposed to be very, very, very romantic.
00:14:14Oh, see, I knew this would happen. This is overstimulation. We've got to get out of here.
00:14:19Hey, excuse me. Wait. No, no, no. No, no.
00:14:22You know what? You guys go, and I'll take care of us. Okay?
00:14:25You guys go in and have a good time. Have fun. Remember the wedding? Fun? Come on.
00:14:31Diaper bag. Thank you.
00:14:50You're okay, Sh. You're okay, Chris. You're okay.
00:14:53Chris, huh? Interesting name. Same as the guy who died in your house a couple months ago, isn't it?
00:14:59Are you following me?
00:15:01Yes, I am. Actually, I would have approached you sooner, but Lieutenant Morris here thought that you might need some time to mourn your loss.
00:15:08He's very protective of you. Seems to know you real well, which is why I asked him to be my partner on this.
00:15:13You know, you and your sisters don't seem to be getting out much lately. Why is that, I wonder? You're not hiding from me, are you?
00:15:22We've got nothing to hide.
00:15:23Good. Then you will have no objections coming downtown to answer some questions. You've just been served.
00:15:28Questions about what?
00:15:31About what really happened to the other Chris. How he mysteriously broke out of jail. How come he doesn't seem to appear in any database? How come you didn't have a funeral for him? What happened to his body? You know, just stuff like that.
00:15:46Four o'clock. Don't be late. You know, I can almost understand you not helping us, but to help her?
00:15:58It's not like that, I swear. I don't want to be in the middle of this, but she knows I know something. She knows we got history.
00:16:07And you think if she exposes us, she's not going to bust you too? Coming, Lieutenant.
00:16:13You're going to have to choose a side, Daryl. It's just the way it works.
00:16:17And now, as the circle is the symbol of the earth and the sun and the universe, I call upon the goddess and god that created all things to bless the sacred people.
00:16:45And to consecrate upon them. Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Yeah.
00:16:50The motivating force behind the divine. I don't think anybody else can.
00:16:53The power of divine desire forever. The power of love.
00:17:04You okay? I don't know. I feel a little loose.
00:17:08Rose.
00:17:11Uh oh.
00:17:14Hey! Is the wedding over already?
00:17:17Uh-oh.
00:17:29Hey, is the wedding over already?
00:17:34Oh, my God.
00:17:38Let's get out of here.
00:17:42I don't understand how could this have happened.
00:17:47Beats the hell out of me.
00:17:56Isn't she beautiful?
00:18:06I can't believe what I'm seeing.
00:18:09Tell me about it.
00:18:10When was the last time you saw Piper grab Leo's ass?
00:18:13That's not what I'm talking about.
00:18:14Uh, we need to do something quickly.
00:18:17Hello?
00:18:19Phoebe, it's for you.
00:18:20Okay, uh, book shadows, Hindu spirits.
00:18:26Yellow.
00:18:27Is this a bad time?
00:18:28Uh, actually, Elise, yeah.
00:18:30I'm kind of up to my elbows and stuff.
00:18:32Well, I just wanted to give you the good news.
00:18:34The ghost rider that I was hoping to hire just happens to be in town and wants to do it.
00:18:38Isn't that terrific?
00:18:39Wait, what?
00:18:40And better yet, Leslie can start right away with tomorrow's column.
00:18:42Oh, Leslie?
00:18:43Okay, who's Leslie?
00:18:44Elise, don't you think I should have a say in this?
00:18:46So how soon can you get down here?
00:18:47Because I would really like the two of you to meet as soon as possible.
00:18:50Yeah, no, now's not really a good time.
00:18:51Okay.
00:18:52Then how about in an hour?
00:18:53We'll see you then.
00:18:54She can hardly wait to meet you.
00:18:57Well, likewise.
00:18:59She hung up on me.
00:19:01I cannot believe she hung up on me.
00:19:08Okay, I'll just leave you two to go at it.
00:19:17Bright side?
00:19:18At least we know that Piper and Leo still have the hots for each other.
00:19:22Yeah, well, you better be careful with that whole hots thing because it's contagious.
00:19:25Don't stand too close.
00:19:26It comes courtesy of Shakti, the Hindu goddess of creation, and Shiva, her lover, the god of destruction.
00:19:32Yeah, but why did this happen to Piper and Leo?
00:19:34I mean, any ideas?
00:19:35Why does anything happen to any of us around here?
00:19:38Good point.
00:19:39Shakti and Shiva are commonly invoked at weddings because they're considered to be the ultimate lovers.
00:19:44Well, I'm thinking it's meant to be symbolic.
00:19:46Unless there are magical lovers to hijack?
00:19:48Read on.
00:19:50Shakti, also called the ultimate mother, and Shiva together created all things.
00:19:54And if they consummate their love again, all things will be obliterated.
00:19:57And the universe will be reborn.
00:20:00Talk about your Big Bang theory.
00:20:05Oh!
00:20:06All right!
00:20:07Stop it!
00:20:08You two stop it right now!
00:20:09Stop it!
00:20:09Stop it!
00:20:10Stop it!
00:20:10You go over there!
00:20:11You over here!
00:20:12Here!
00:20:13No, you keep your hands to yourself!
00:20:14But you're interrupting us.
00:20:16And saving life as we know it.
00:20:18What are you talking about?
00:20:19Look at your outfit.
00:20:20Does that look like something you normally wear?
00:20:22Well, no.
00:20:23Exactly.
00:20:23This is not the first time we have been hijacked by God, so you just have to fight it.
00:20:28I don't want to fight it.
00:20:29I haven't felt this potent in years.
00:20:32Oversharing.
00:20:33Any idea how to redirect his potency?
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36We should send him after Barbas.
00:20:38Barbas?
00:20:39And what about the risk to the elders?
00:20:40I think the risk to the universe is greater.
00:20:42I've made a vanquishing potion.
00:20:44I'll go get it.
00:20:44I won't need it.
00:20:46I'll be back.
00:20:48I'll be waiting.
00:20:52Wow, is that hot or what?
00:20:54Or what?
00:20:55Okay, I'm going to go to magic school and try to find a spell to dispossess them.
00:20:59Take the babies with you.
00:21:00They'll be safer there.
00:21:00No!
00:21:01The baby stays with me.
00:21:04Where are you going?
00:21:05I have to go to, you know, work.
00:21:17Gentlemen!
00:21:18Gentlemen!
00:21:18Gentlemen!
00:21:19Please!
00:21:21One at a time, if you please.
00:21:24I'm failing to see the problem here.
00:21:26You asked for help.
00:21:28You said we would share in the spoils.
00:21:29Then you tell us you're going after the charmed ones.
00:21:31Do you take us for fools?
00:21:33That's suicide!
00:21:33No, no, no, no.
00:21:34We're not going after the charmed ones, per se.
00:21:36Just their little baby.
00:21:38I believe it.
00:21:40Okay, it's obvious that you are failing to grasp the bigger picture here.
00:21:45So, I will explain it for you again.
00:21:47For the, uh, umpteenth time.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:53In going after the child, we are, in effect, pouring salt into the still festering wounds
00:21:58of the father who happens to be an elder.
00:22:02The charmed ones elder.
00:22:04So, so, his parental instincts kicks in.
00:22:09His vengeful little heart fills with rage.
00:22:12And then with just this tiniest little nudge from me, he makes a mistake.
00:22:17A fatal mistake.
00:22:19Leaving the witches unprotected by him.
00:22:21Exactly.
00:22:23And leaving you with the best chances at knocking them off anybody's head in years.
00:22:29Huh.
00:22:30Almost sounds too good to be true.
00:22:32Doesn't it?
00:22:33What about that creature you told us about?
00:22:35How does he fit into all this?
00:22:36See, that's a very good question.
00:22:40And I don't have the answer to.
00:22:42But he did cloak this lair.
00:22:44So, Leo couldn't track me.
00:22:45That makes him a friend.
00:22:47A very powerful friend.
00:22:49What's going on?
00:23:10Oh, hi, Paige.
00:23:12We're packing up, closing down the school.
00:23:15What?
00:23:15Since when?
00:23:16Since Gideon died.
00:23:18Look, love him or hate him, he started this magic school.
00:23:21And without him, there's no one left to fight for it anymore.
00:23:24I'll fight for it.
00:23:26Against the elders?
00:23:27You don't stand a chance.
00:23:29No offense, but Gideon was the only one that could stand up to them.
00:23:32And convince them he could keep it safe from demons discovering us, or mortals for that matter.
00:23:37Well, what about the next generation?
00:23:38Where are they going to learn?
00:23:39What needs to be learned?
00:23:40I don't know.
00:23:44Is the nursery still open?
00:23:46Yeah, another week or so.
00:23:47Okay, stop packing those books, because I'm going to need them.
00:23:50Come on, baby.
00:23:54Elise!
00:23:55Good, you're here.
00:23:56Come and meet your new...
00:23:57Uh, yeah, just so we're clear, if I don't like this person, we can find someone else, right?
00:24:00Absolutely.
00:24:01It's your column.
00:24:02You've got to be happy with him.
00:24:04Him?
00:24:04What?
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:06Him?
00:24:08I, uh, I better call you back.
00:24:10Hi.
00:24:11Uh, I hope it's okay.
00:24:12I just wanted to get started.
00:24:14Leslie?
00:24:15Surprise!
00:24:16Hmm.
00:24:17Expecting a girl, aren't you?
00:24:18Well...
00:24:18Yeah, so are my folks.
00:24:19That's how I got the name.
00:24:20You can call me Les.
00:24:23Now, before you say no, just hear me out.
00:24:25He had his own advice column in Philly, and it was totally hip, very hot, a perfect match for yours.
00:24:30Hot, huh?
00:24:31Wow.
00:24:32Oh, not again.
00:24:35He's relocating to L.A. in a couple of months, which works out perfectly for how long you want to be away.
00:24:40That's great, Elise, but, uh, he's a, a, a man.
00:24:44Is that a problem?
00:24:45Uh, well, uh, most of my readers are, are women.
00:24:48And you don't think a man can give advice to women?
00:24:50Oh, no, actually not as well as a woman can, no.
00:24:53Well, what about Dr. Phil?
00:24:54Uh, Dr. Phil is a doctor, right?
00:24:56Dr. Phil.
00:24:57Ah, so a man can give advice to a woman if he's a doctor.
00:25:00That's not what I meant.
00:25:01Well, that's what it sounded like.
00:25:03Are, are you feeling all right?
00:25:04Me?
00:25:05Yeah.
00:25:06Yes, I'm feeling all right.
00:25:08I'm great.
00:25:08Are you kidding?
00:25:09Because you don't look like you do.
00:25:11What, are you a doctor now, too?
00:25:12Actually, I am.
00:25:13I love psychology.
00:25:14I wrote my doctorate on women's intuition.
00:25:17I hasted.
00:25:19I bet you did.
00:25:22Phoebe!
00:25:23Phoebe!
00:25:27I guess that means I got the job.
00:25:39Huh?
00:25:39Come on.
00:26:09Come on!
00:26:10No!
00:26:11No!
00:26:12No!
00:26:13No, no, it's okay Peanut, you're okay.
00:26:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:39Doctor.
00:26:46Doctor my ass.
00:26:47I'd like to actually see proof that he's a doctor, you know?
00:26:50What are you muttering about?
00:26:51Elise, she hired a man.
00:26:54Can you believe that?
00:26:55I don't know what she was thinking.
00:26:56I remember what?
00:26:57My job.
00:26:58That's what.
00:26:59Might possibly be the worst idea I've ever had.
00:27:01I don't know what I was thinking.
00:27:03You quit?
00:27:04No, no.
00:27:05I'm just taking a sabbatical.
00:27:06Well, I was taking a sabbatical.
00:27:07I'm clearly not anymore.
00:27:09Well, don't look at me like that.
00:27:10You were the one that said I was in a rut.
00:27:12Anyway, you'll never guess what happened while we were gone.
00:27:15I mean, it's just the most ridiculous.
00:27:16Have you even ever heard of a male advice columnist?
00:27:19I mean, I haven't.
00:27:20Try to guess.
00:27:21You won't be able to.
00:27:22And I don't care what the book says about the divine horniness only being rubbed off if
00:27:27you're attracted to someone because there's no way I'm attracted to him.
00:27:32Oh, God.
00:27:33I hope he's not the one for my vision.
00:27:34I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:27:35Barbara's trying to kidnap baby Chris.
00:27:37Paige, that is not funny.
00:27:39I'm not trying to be funny.
00:27:42It's true.
00:27:43Oh, no.
00:27:44Oh, yes.
00:27:45Piper's upstairs putting him to sleep right now.
00:27:46He's okay.
00:27:47He didn't get hurt.
00:27:48Oh, thank goodness.
00:27:49Leo's gonna go ballistic.
00:27:51Yes.
00:27:52And that is precisely why Piper does not want us to tell him anything.
00:27:56Tell me what?
00:27:58How much she wants you.
00:28:00Piper.
00:28:01She desperately wants you.
00:28:03You're not supposed to tell him that.
00:28:04I know, but you know me with secrets.
00:28:06I can't keep them.
00:28:07So how did it go with Barbas?
00:28:08It didn't.
00:28:09I couldn't track him.
00:28:10Really?
00:28:11You couldn't track him?
00:28:12Not even with all those powers cooped up inside of you?
00:28:13I know.
00:28:14Strange, isn't it?
00:28:15So where's Piper?
00:28:16Upstairs?
00:28:26What happened here?
00:28:29You're not gonna like it.
00:28:35So what?
00:28:36You're not gonna give them a chance to cooperate with us now?
00:28:37Is that it, huh?
00:28:38They had their chance.
00:28:39They didn't show.
00:28:40Now we've got a warrant.
00:28:41That does not give us the right to bust in like this.
00:28:43Yeah, well, I want it to be a surprise.
00:28:48What, you got something you want to say, Morris?
00:28:54One way or another, I'm gonna find out who this Chris guy really was and what they're hiding.
00:28:58Now you're either with me or you're against me.
00:29:05You see?
00:29:06This is why Piper didn't want us to tell you.
00:29:07I'm gonna kill him.
00:29:08I'm gonna rip the world apart until I find Barbas.
00:29:10Yeah, that's what we're worried about.
00:29:12Leo, you have to calm down until we know all the facts.
00:29:14What facts?
00:29:15He went after one of my sons again.
00:29:16Yeah, but he didn't get him.
00:29:17Doesn't matter.
00:29:19Police!
00:29:20Freeze!
00:29:21Hands in the air!
00:29:25What the hell is wrong with you?
00:29:28Are you out of your mind?
00:29:32Yeah, I think he is.
00:29:34Shh, I just got the baby to sleep.
00:29:38What happened?
00:29:40Where's Leo?
00:29:41Where's Leo?
00:29:59Leo!
00:30:00Barbas, where is he?
00:30:01Barbas?
00:30:02How many times do you have to go through all this before you realize they're all working together?
00:30:08Leo, don't do this.
00:30:09You know better.
00:30:10You're after your boy.
00:30:11I'm after your boy.
00:30:12They're all after your boy.
00:30:13That's why it's your greatest feat.
00:30:15Where is he, Jack?
00:30:16Wait, listen to me, Leo.
00:30:17Don't do this!
00:30:18He's killing.
00:30:19I killed them all!
00:30:20I killed them all!
00:30:21No!
00:30:22No!
00:30:23No!
00:30:24No!
00:30:25No!
00:30:26No!
00:30:27No!
00:30:28No!
00:30:29No!
00:30:30No!
00:30:31Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my.
00:30:34What have we gone and done now?
00:30:47Thanks.
00:30:48Did you find Leo?
00:30:50Where's Chris?
00:30:51Where's Chris?
00:30:52He's with Wyatt in the nursery.
00:30:56What happened?
00:30:57Did you find the spell to fix us?
00:30:59Yeah, but cast it.
00:31:08We call upon the mortal ways and gods who guide but may not stay.
00:31:12We seek those of divinity to separate from and set them free.
00:31:21Are you all right?
00:31:28Piper?
00:31:29Go get Phoebe and then go get Barbas.
00:31:31We still don't know how to find him.
00:31:33I wounded him.
00:31:34You should be able to scry with his blood.
00:31:48I killed another elder.
00:31:49It's not your fault.
00:31:51You were tricked.
00:31:52Was I?
00:31:56What have I become?
00:32:00Oh, it's okay.
00:32:02It's okay.
00:32:03Nobody else has to know.
00:32:11Just try to follow the light.
00:32:15I still don't think this was a good idea.
00:32:17What did you want us to do?
00:32:18Send her to purgatory?
00:32:19We had to play it safe.
00:32:20She's too suspicious already.
00:32:22Yeah, okay, but what if she wouldn't know as well?
00:32:24What would really happen?
00:32:25Look to your right.
00:32:28Focus.
00:32:30Get the sea collar on board.
00:32:32Mm-hmm.
00:32:36Do you remember what you were doing here, Inspector?
00:32:38Uh, we came to search for something.
00:32:43Do you remember what happened to you?
00:32:45Uh, she slipped.
00:32:46We're doing a lot of redecorating and she slipped and fell.
00:32:50Well?
00:32:51Do you remember?
00:32:53I...
00:32:55No.
00:32:56Just take a deep breath.
00:33:01Good.
00:33:02She's doing them as the search one.
00:33:04So what?
00:33:05What is she gonna find?
00:33:06What's going on?
00:33:07Uh, nothing.
00:33:08I think we have everything under control here.
00:33:09What's up?
00:33:11We've got some work to do.
00:33:13Hey!
00:33:14Why don't you, uh, come on down.
00:33:17Show yourself.
00:33:18All I want to do is thank you.
00:33:20It was such a very good plan.
00:33:23I mean, uh, it worked perfectly.
00:33:27So, uh, how about we go after the witches now?
00:33:33Works for us.
00:33:35Well, well, well, well, well, what do you know really is true?
00:33:37Just, uh, ask and ye shall receive.
00:33:40Of course, this there was supposed to be cloaked.
00:33:45Yeah, you should probably ask your invisible friend about that.
00:33:48Yeah, well, maybe I will.
00:33:51Oh, come to vanquish me, I see.
00:33:54What?
00:33:56Again?
00:33:57Yeah, but I have just one little question first.
00:33:58Why the baby?
00:33:59What does that even get you?
00:34:00Oh, the baby.
00:34:01That, uh, that just gets me to you without the bodyguard.
00:34:04Uh, by the way, how is old Leo, anyway?
00:34:07Suffering nicely, I hope.
00:34:09Uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:34:12I think we should check your fears first.
00:34:15How, Charlie?
00:34:16Your greatest fear is that your nephews won't be safe.
00:34:20For me, uh, touching the course such a great fear paralyzes you can't believe you forgot about that.
00:34:30Oh, we didn't forget.
00:34:31Ugh!
00:34:32We just knew our greatest desire would overcome our greatest fear.
00:34:35And our greatest desire is to protect our nephews from you.
00:34:38Oh, you know I'll be back.
00:34:42Fear always comes back!
00:34:44And you set me up!
00:34:45I never get tired of seeing that.
00:34:46I wonder who he was talking to.
00:34:47I don't know.
00:34:48I don't know.
00:34:49I don't know.
00:34:50I don't want to know.
00:34:51I don't know.
00:34:52I don't want to know.
00:34:53I don't know.
00:34:54I don't know.
00:34:55I don't know.
00:34:56I don't know.
00:34:57I don't know.
00:34:58I don't know.
00:34:59I don't want to know.
00:35:01Making yourself comfortable, I see.
00:35:25Sorry.
00:35:26You know, Phoebe, you really don't have to come in here bright and early anymore.
00:35:32Otherwise, it's not really a sabbatical.
00:35:35Yeah, I know.
00:35:38Actually, I'm going to tell you the truth.
00:35:43After I met you, I wasn't so sure I wanted to take the time off.
00:35:46Ah.
00:35:47Made quite an impression on you, did I?
00:35:49No.
00:35:50Not really.
00:35:51So, you kissed all the new employees their first day on the job, did you?
00:35:54Yeah, well, that was, you know, not what you think it was.
00:35:59Oh, really?
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:01And what do you think I think it was?
00:36:03Well, I don't know what you think it was, but whatever you think it was, it actually wasn't.
00:36:08Anyway, I thought I would wait until this morning and read what you wrote and see if I was still comfortable with my decision.
00:36:15And?
00:36:16And?
00:36:17And I liked it.
00:36:18There was some good advice in there, considering you're a guy.
00:36:21Well, thanks.
00:36:22I think.
00:36:23Of course, I wouldn't want to sully your good name.
00:36:26You'd better not.
00:36:29Good luck.
00:36:30Hey, for whatever it's worth, you're a pretty damn good kisser.
00:36:37Even though it didn't mean anything.
00:36:46Oh, my God.
00:36:47I'm so tired.
00:36:48I didn't sleep at all last night.
00:36:49And it's not even because of Barbas.
00:36:51Pray to.
00:36:52It's the whole magic school thing, you know?
00:36:55It's got me really depressed.
00:36:57I don't know why the elders are just shutting it down.
00:37:00Well, they can do whatever they want.
00:37:02That's why they're them.
00:37:04Yeah, well, it's not fair.
00:37:06Well, who's gonna stop them?
00:37:09I am.
00:37:12What?
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14I mean, magic's the best thing that has ever happened to me, right?
00:37:17I mean, other than you guys.
00:37:19No offense, but you guys did kind of happen to me at the same time that magic happened to me.
00:37:22So if you really actually counted...
00:37:23Rambling.
00:37:25Right.
00:37:26Look, aside from Gideon, the school is a great thing, right?
00:37:28And I think I'm gonna do it.
00:37:29I'm gonna get back to my magical roots.
00:37:33I think that's a good idea.
00:37:34Um, any idea how you're gonna do it?
00:37:38Not a clue.
00:37:40Oh, my goodness.
00:37:42Are you going outside?
00:37:44With them?
00:37:45Yes, I am.
00:37:47Now, may I go, or do you want to tease me some more about it?
00:37:50I'd really like to tease you some more, but I will wait till you get back.
00:37:53What changed?
00:37:54Well, sharing a body with the ultimate mother.
00:37:56Um, I got a few tips.
00:37:58Like what?
00:37:59Like I can't protect them from everything.
00:38:02Or I'll probably end up making them neurotic.
00:38:04Lord knows we don't need any more of those around here.
00:38:06No.
00:38:07So we're just gonna have to go out and brave the big bad world.
00:38:11How about Leo? Is he gonna join?
00:38:12No, he's still, um, dealing with some stuff.
00:38:16Barbers was right.
00:38:17Killing him doesn't end.
00:38:18Killing him in pain.
00:38:19Betrayal.
00:38:20Betrayal.
00:38:21Who the hell are you?
00:38:22What do you want?
00:38:23What do we want?
00:38:24We want you.
00:38:25We want you.
00:38:26We want you.
00:38:27You.
00:38:29You.
00:38:31That's not me.
00:38:32She looks like you.
00:38:33No, I mean, the picture is me, just the calm of the pain.
00:38:36What are you?
00:38:37No, it's not me.
00:38:38We want you!
00:38:39I'll be out of my way.
00:38:40I'll be right back.
00:38:44I'll be right back.
00:38:45I'll be right back.
00:38:47Oh, sorry.
00:38:48I'll be right back.
00:38:49I'll be right back.
00:38:51I'll be right back.
00:38:52You're right back.
00:38:53I don't know.
00:38:54No, I mean, the picture's me, just the column is not me.
00:38:58I knew a man couldn't give advice like a woman.
00:39:00Men are all about, you know, like, fixing the problem.
00:39:03Isn't that what advice columnists are supposed to do?
00:39:06No.
00:39:07I mean, yes, but, you know, first you're supposed to listen.
00:39:11Then you're supposed to validate feelings.
00:39:13At least that's what a woman would do, but not a man.
00:39:15They go straight to fixing it.
00:39:17I mean, this glass ceiling in Sausalito,
00:39:20Leslie tells this woman step by step how to deal with her boss.
00:39:23There are no feelings in there, no emotions.
00:39:25I mean, my readers are going to read that,
00:39:27and they're going to know that I did not write it.
00:39:29This is a nightmare.
00:39:30Honestly, it's real subtle.
00:39:33They might not notice.
00:39:34Even the letters that he picks, they're all fix-it letters, you know?
00:39:37And I left him three messages about this yesterday.
00:39:39He did not call me back.
00:39:41I thought the whole point of this little vacation
00:39:43was for you to relax and recharge.
00:39:46Yeah, I know, but it's still my column.
00:39:48You know, I still care about it.
00:39:50Any big change takes some adjusting.
00:39:52So for a while, you're just going to feel a little lost.
00:39:54See?
00:39:55You just validated my feelings.
00:39:56Phoebe, you need to stop obsessing.
00:39:58Unless, of course, you know, you're obsessing
00:40:01because, um, you like him.
00:40:03No, I don't like him.
00:40:04He's like, ooh.
00:40:06Well, then forget about it and find something else to obsess about.
00:40:09Yeah, I know.
00:40:10You're right.
00:40:11I have to find a way to channel my energy,
00:40:13find something to be passionate about, you know?
00:40:16Paige with magic school, you saving Leo.
00:40:18I'm not saving him.
00:40:20I'm just hoping that by spending some time with the boys
00:40:24that he'll feel loved and needed
00:40:26and realize that life isn't all that bad.
00:40:29Excuse me, ladies, but I'm afraid you're going to have to take that someplace else.
00:40:32Take what?
00:40:33You know, that.
00:40:34It's called breastfeeding.
00:40:36Customers are complaining.
00:40:38What?
00:40:39All right, let's go.
00:40:40I got to go anyway.
00:40:41No, Piper, you are not going anywhere.
00:40:42You've done nothing wrong.
00:40:43You can't do this.
00:40:44Actually, yeah, I can.
00:40:45Sorry.
00:40:46It's no big deal.
00:40:47Let's go.
00:40:48That's horrible.
00:40:49You...
00:40:50We're going.
00:40:51This is a losing battle.
00:40:52Magic school was a noble experiment,
00:40:53but I'm afraid it's run its course.
00:40:55But what about these kids?
00:40:56Where are they going to go?
00:40:57Where are they going to learn how to develop their magic?
00:40:59Where did you learn to develop yours?
00:41:01I'm afraid it's run its course.
00:41:04But what about these kids?
00:41:06Where are they going to go?
00:41:08Where are they going to learn how to develop their magic?
00:41:10Where did you learn to develop yours?
00:41:13I learned from my sisters,
00:41:14and they did from their mother and their grandmother,
00:41:16but not everybody has that.
00:41:18What these kids need...
00:41:22What these kids need is guidance.
00:41:25The point remains that with Gideon no longer around,
00:41:28the safety of this institution,
00:41:30both to the students and to the outside world,
00:41:32can no longer be guaranteed.
00:41:34I can guarantee it.
00:41:36I mean, I can try to guarantee it.
00:41:39You see, I fight demons on a weekly basis,
00:41:41and I think that more and qualifies me
00:41:43to be able to deal with some magical students.
00:41:50Like I said, they need some guidance.
00:41:53She can guide me any day.
00:41:57Check it out, I just cast an awesome spell.
00:41:59These kids are special.
00:42:01Naked woman!
00:42:13Naked woman!
00:42:15Here they come.
00:42:16It's my dream!
00:42:17Here they come.
00:42:18Here they come.
00:42:19In the future and the world!
00:42:20And here we go.
00:42:21We go!
00:42:22This, we found that we are all enemies.
00:42:24.
00:42:25Here we go!
00:42:26It's in this room!
00:42:27Here we go!
00:42:28I am the sun and the air
00:42:40I am human and I need to be loved
00:42:46Just like everybody else does
00:42:51See, I've already waited to know
00:43:00And all my hope is good
00:43:04I'm sorry, I didn't mean to conjure her
00:43:22I swear it was an accident
00:43:24It's okay, Duncan, I know you didn't mean to
00:43:26It's okay, just tell me what happened
00:43:27I don't know, I was just bored, you know, messing around
00:43:30Flipping through the history book and then, poof, out popped Lady Godiva
00:43:33That's Lady Godiva
00:43:34That is so cool
00:43:36I mean, it's not cool
00:43:37But it's okay, you just send her back and everything will be fine
00:43:40Yeah, well, that's the thing, I don't know how to send her back
00:43:42I only know how to conjure
00:43:43Okay, that is bad
00:43:44I mean, not that you're bad, it's just a bad situation, you know what I mean?
00:43:47But I know you didn't mean it, so you're not really bad
00:43:49It's okay, it's okay
00:43:50We'll fix it
00:43:52I help
00:43:55I need to borrow this
00:44:02I'll have a dry clean
00:44:03Is that who I think it is?
00:44:05Lady Godiva
00:44:06Pretty impressive use of magic, huh?
00:44:08Don't you know how dangerous it is to mess with history?
00:44:10If we don't find a way to send her back before anything happens to her
00:44:12I'm all over it
00:44:14That's it
00:44:17Shoot, get out of here
00:44:19Get out with your raging hormones
00:44:20Bye
00:44:20Bye
00:44:21Lame
00:44:22What happened?
00:44:23What are you mine?
00:44:24What is this place?
00:44:25Okay, you're safe
00:44:26I'm gonna take you home, okay?
00:44:29Oh, well, well
00:44:30That's one screwed up mess you made
00:44:31Good job, Duncan
00:44:33He scored big
00:44:34Shut up, Simon
00:44:35Leave me alone
00:44:35I say goodbye to magic school
00:44:38Such intense frustration
00:44:40All pent up
00:44:41Let me help you let it out
00:44:43Pack your bags, boys
00:44:45Duncan just got us evicted
00:44:46Son of a bitch
00:44:48Son of a bitch
00:44:48Leave me alone
00:44:49Stop picking on me
00:44:51Hey, break it up
00:44:52Interesting
00:44:57I have a very good feeling about this
00:45:05Piper, I can't believe you, of all people, are against this
00:45:10We have to do something
00:45:12Shh
00:45:13You are not writing a letter to ask Phoebe about my breast
00:45:17Leo
00:45:17You're the one that said I needed a cause
00:45:19Shh
00:45:20Yeah, so you could keep your mind off of the column, not write a letter to it
00:45:24How am I supposed to keep my mind off of the column when he's about to blow my cover, maybe even my career?
00:45:29Okay, you're obsessing
00:45:30Leo, you're late
00:45:32Well, I don't know what you're worried about
00:45:34It's not like he's gonna pick the letter anyway, it's way too feminine
00:45:36I'm worried because somehow I know you're gonna find a way to make him pick it
00:45:39So what? Then we hit two Neanderthals with one stone
00:45:42I cannot believe you're not supporting me in this
00:45:44What is there to support Phoebe? It's already a law
00:45:47So let's sue the manager
00:45:48I don't have time to sue the manager
00:45:50I have other things to worry about, like work
00:45:52Yeah, I'm on sabbatical, I don't have to worry about that
00:45:55Yeah, I'm lost
00:45:55For crying out loud, Leo
00:45:57That's not Leo
00:46:02Hey guys, uh, books to the lipsticks?
00:46:04Wait a minute, hold it
00:46:05What happened?
00:46:07Well, uh, this is Godiva
00:46:10Say hello
00:46:12Godiva
00:46:14As in, um, Lady Godiva?
00:46:18Uh, in the flesh, so to speak
00:46:19Are they witches too?
00:46:22Yeah
00:46:22See, the meeting kind of went long, got a little boring
00:46:25And the kids, like, restless and
00:46:27So they conjured a sex object?
00:46:29I am no sex object
00:46:30I was riding through town in my natural state
00:46:32To protest my husband's unjust taxes
00:46:35Uh, wait
00:46:37Riding, as in plucked out in the middle of
00:46:41Paige, she has to finish that ride
00:46:43Or else it could change
00:46:44Yeah, history as we know it
00:46:46I got it
00:46:46But even worse, if I don't send her back soon
00:46:49I'm pretty sure the elders are gonna shut down magic school
00:46:51I don't think that's worse than changing the course of history
00:46:53Uh, okay, okay, okay
00:46:56On the other hand, how much history could a naked lady on horseback really affect?
00:47:02Excuse me, my ride is important
00:47:05Okay
00:47:06Even so
00:47:07Need to find a spell to send you back soon
00:47:09Come on
00:47:10See what I mean?
00:47:12We have bigger naked breasts to worry about
00:47:14Paige has her naked breasts to worry about
00:47:16I've got yours
00:47:17Leo
00:47:19Piper
00:47:30Sorry to interrupt, but I'm late for work
00:47:33So Wyatt's been fed
00:47:34Chris's head is early now
00:47:35And, um, they're just very excited to see you
00:47:38Now's not really a good time
00:47:40Well, you know, but when is a good time?
00:47:43Sometimes we just have to make the time
00:47:44Which I will do once I've taken care of any threats towards him
00:47:47Oh, but don't be ridiculous
00:47:48You can't vanquish every threat
00:47:50Besides, even if you did
00:47:51It doesn't change the fact that
00:47:53I killed another elder?
00:47:56Yeah, but it wasn't your fault
00:47:58It doesn't change the facts
00:47:59The fact is the boys need a father
00:48:01And that's really all that matters
00:48:03And I can't understand why you're focusing on all this bad stuff
00:48:05When you have some good stuff in your life
00:48:07Uh, hi
00:48:20Could you please not do that around the children?
00:48:22You brought them here
00:48:23Actually, no
00:48:24Your son brought us here
00:48:25Look, Piper
00:48:26The word is there's a scouter demon in the swamp
00:48:28And if I don't go there
00:48:28If I don't spend some time in P3
00:48:30We will lose our only source of income
00:48:31I can't do this, you know
00:48:34Yes, you can
00:48:35Just make sure you burp Chris
00:48:36And you will be fine
00:48:37Now, I gotta go
00:48:38So, help me out
00:48:40Oh, shoot
00:48:57Phoebe
00:49:07Hi
00:49:08What are you doing here?
00:49:10I came to look for my favorite pen
00:49:12I know I left it in here somewhere
00:49:14And I can't seem to write a thing without it
00:49:15Well, I dumped all your stuff in this bottom cabinet here
00:49:18Oh, you dumped?
00:49:20What does it look like?
00:49:22Uh, it's a fountain pen
00:49:24Nothing really special
00:49:25Hey, um, since I'm here
00:49:27Maybe I can help with your stuff
00:49:29Help?
00:49:31Yeah, you know
00:49:31Maybe help pick tomorrow's letter or something
00:49:34I thought you were on sabbatical
00:49:36Still my column
00:49:37Uh, having a little trouble letting go, I see
00:49:39No
00:49:40I'm not having trouble letting go
00:49:42I just came here to find my pen
00:49:44You gave it a couple weeks
00:49:45You won't even notice
00:49:46Yeah, I'm afraid my readers are already noticing
00:49:48That you can't find your pen?
00:49:50That I'm a man
00:49:51I mean that you're a man
00:49:53When you're supposed to be a woman
00:49:55And you're not very good at picking the letters
00:49:56You only pick problems that you can solve
00:49:58You know, for someone taking a break
00:50:00You've sure given this a lot of thought
00:50:01No, I'm just saying, you know, that
00:50:04I mean, I mean, the point
00:50:06What was I saying?
00:50:09Something to do with
00:50:10Me, Tarzan
00:50:12Eugene
00:50:12Yeah, cute
00:50:15Very cute
00:50:15Let's see
00:50:16Oh, what's this one?
00:50:19Oh, this looks like a great one
00:50:21Breastfeeding in Bayshore
00:50:23What do you say?
00:50:24Breastfeeding?
00:50:25It seems a little cosy, don't you think?
00:50:27Out of your league?
00:50:29No, no
00:50:29I like breasts
00:50:30I just don't feel the need to give any advice on them
00:50:32That's all
00:50:32Yeah
00:50:33Like I said
00:50:34You're not good at picking the letters
00:50:36So, if you find my pen
00:50:39Please call me
00:50:40Okay
00:50:47Queen Elizabeth
00:50:48Catherine the Great
00:50:51Joan of Arc
00:50:53Ah
00:50:54Lady Godiva
00:50:55Good thing you have long hair
00:50:57I'm in the history books
00:50:59Yes
00:51:00And if I can keep anything from happening to you
00:51:02Before I send you back
00:51:03You'll remain there
00:51:04What's wrong?
00:51:12Lord Dyson
00:51:12Is that your husband?
00:51:14No
00:51:14An evil land baron who feeds on the pain of peasants
00:51:17Suppresses them for his own gain
00:51:19He's the weasel who convinces my husband to tax them
00:51:21Weren't you scared doing what you did?
00:51:24I mean, it was what, about a thousand years before women received equal rights?
00:51:27It's the right thing to do
00:51:28It's the only way to make my husband see that I was serious about my stand to shock him
00:51:32And history too, apparently
00:51:33Okay, mount up
00:51:36Will it be painful?
00:51:41No
00:51:42It's magic
00:51:43You won't feel a thing
00:51:44Magic?
00:51:46I don't think it really existed
00:51:48Oh, it exists
00:51:49It's just
00:51:50Something that's hidden
00:51:52You can't see it
00:51:53I see not a lot of things have changed
00:51:55Uh, robe?
00:52:04Oh, I almost forgot
00:52:06Good luck
00:52:10Saving all this
00:52:11Thanks
00:52:12Good luck on your ride
00:52:14From lands afar
00:52:18And time and space
00:52:19Take her now from this our place
00:52:21One that dwells so must remain
00:52:23Send her back to her domain
00:52:24What's wrong?
00:52:29I don't know
00:52:30Should have worked
00:52:30Stay here
00:52:35What happened?
00:52:40You tell me
00:52:42You were the one who said you could control these students
00:52:44Okay, well I don't see how conjuring Lady Godiva could have caused all of this
00:52:47Unless she wasn't the only thing conjured
00:52:49Box it!
00:52:51Well, at least this shows how much kids need help learning to control their magic
00:52:58This is a disaster
00:53:00A complete, utter disaster
00:53:02By all means, don't repress yourself
00:53:05It's a B-hole again
00:53:11Who the hell are you?
00:53:13I've had it with you and your stupid ideas
00:53:15So much repression to feed on
00:53:21You
00:53:24My link
00:53:26Watch out!
00:53:31No matter
00:53:32I'll just collect more power
00:53:35And then I'll be back
00:53:36That's okay, it's just a graze
00:53:47I still can't believe an elder attacked you
00:53:49I know they're supposed to be pacifists, right?
00:53:52Have you seen Leo lately?
00:53:54Speaking of which
00:53:55Leo!
00:53:57He's a little mad at me and I can't say I blame him
00:53:59I did kind of mess things up
00:54:01Well, that doesn't explain why he tried to kill you
00:54:04Pardon me!
00:54:05I think the demon did something to that elder
00:54:07Got him to free up his repressed anger somehow
00:54:09Oh, probably wasn't breastfed as a child
00:54:11Phoebe!
00:54:13What?
00:54:14Well, either way, we wouldn't even be in this situation
00:54:16This demon wouldn't even be here if I hadn't had the great stroke of genius to try to save school
00:54:21So, why do you think he tried to kill her?
00:54:23If I could just...
00:54:24Maybe he knew what I didn't know
00:54:25Which is that since they came together, they have to leave together
00:54:28Yeah, but why wouldn't he want to go back?
00:54:29If you would just listen to me
00:54:31Oh, wow!
00:54:33That's just a lot
00:54:35It is apparently still the only way I can get anybody to listen to me
00:54:40Woman, keep your clothes on
00:54:42This is a family show, really
00:54:43I know that man
00:54:49Or demon, as you call him
00:54:51It's Lord Dyson
00:54:52The land baron?
00:54:54Except in my time he was different
00:54:56Smaller, weaker
00:54:58Okay, so how did he get stronger?
00:55:02It's okay, doorbell, newfangled contraption
00:55:04Oh my God, oh my God, it's Leslie
00:55:09Don't answer it
00:55:11What if it's about my letter?
00:55:12Forget the stupid letter
00:55:13Oh, what, can everyone have a cause but me?
00:55:15Yes!
00:55:16Ugh, upstairs
00:55:17Upstairs!
00:55:20Leslie!
00:55:21Hey, what a surprise!
00:55:23Brought you a peace offering
00:55:24Those are my sisters
00:55:29I thought you just had two
00:55:30Yeah, the other one is a cousin
00:55:32Distant cousin
00:55:33Twice removed
00:55:35Come in, come in
00:55:37So, you drove all the way over here
00:55:40Just to give me this lovely pen?
00:55:42Well, it's your pen, isn't it?
00:55:44You know this is not my pen
00:55:45You're right
00:55:47Bought that from a street vendor on my way over
00:55:49Just looking for an excuse
00:55:50You have a nice place
00:55:52Paper pays you better than I thought
00:55:54So, what are you really doing here?
00:55:56I thought you might like a chance to apologize
00:56:00Uh-oh?
00:56:02For what?
00:56:03Well, for trying to slip that breastfeeding letter past me
00:56:05What?
00:56:07Look, I know you wrote it
00:56:08I recognize your handwriting, Phoebe
00:56:10I've studied all your work
00:56:11You have?
00:56:12Well, yeah
00:56:13How else am I going to get away with ghost writing a column for you?
00:56:16Yeah, see, that's the problem
00:56:17I actually don't think you're getting away with it
00:56:19Because I'm a man
00:56:21No, because you pick letters a man would pick
00:56:23Ask Phoebe wouldn't pick a breastfeeding letter
00:56:26Oh, no?
00:56:27No, because it's a cause
00:56:28And she doesn't do causes
00:56:29I'd know what kind of letters I'd pick
00:56:31Oh, yeah?
00:56:31Then why are you taking a sabbatical?
00:56:37Look, I'm sorry
00:56:38It's just
00:56:38The only reason I took this gig
00:56:41Is because I'm a huge fan of yours
00:56:43Let me know of your column
00:56:46And I just want to do the best job I can
00:56:49But, see, the thing is
00:56:50I can't really do that
00:56:51With you looking over my shoulder all the time
00:56:53All right?
00:56:57All right
00:56:57All right
00:57:00Would you be cheating too much
00:57:04If I peeked ahead to see what becomes of me?
00:57:07Well, seeing as you're probably not going to remember any of this
00:57:10I don't see why not
00:57:11The closest thing I can find
00:57:14Is a demon who feeds off anger
00:57:15But you already got it
00:57:16How?
00:57:17Remember when Leo used to come when you called him?
00:57:20Mm-hmm
00:57:21Says here your Lord Dyson mysteriously disappeared the day you read through town
00:57:27Well, I doubt that's just a coincidence
00:57:29And the tax was repealed
00:57:31Which means I accomplished my goal
00:57:34No offense, lady
00:57:36But, um, you drop your trousers
00:57:38Liberation for all
00:57:39And suddenly your demon vanishes off the face of the earth
00:57:43For all of eternity
00:57:43Isn't that a little far-fetched?
00:57:45No
00:57:45Not if the demon feeds off of repressions
00:57:48Maybe that's how he gains his strength
00:57:51Well, then that would make the reverse true as well
00:57:55Your ride starved him into oblivion
00:57:58Please tell me you weren't vanquishing demons with the children
00:58:07Oh, Chris was fussy
00:58:09It calmed him
00:58:10Oh, really?
00:58:14Is that lady?
00:58:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:58:16Little healing
00:58:17Little healing
00:58:18And then we need you to find out what they know about some sort of repressor demon
00:58:26You want me to go up there?
00:58:28Don't worry, I'll get the elf and nanny to watch the kids
00:58:30That's not what I was worried about
00:58:32Uh, hello, heal, ouch, hurt
00:58:34Focus
00:58:35I think it wouldn't hurt to have a little chat with the elders to see what they think about the demon
00:58:40What if they know about...
00:58:43I think if they knew, we would know by now
00:58:45Are they talking about Lord Dyson?
00:58:48No, they're talking about something that Leo did that they don't want me to know about
00:58:52Just go
00:58:53Let's find out what we can about this repressor demon
00:58:57Before it starts to feed off our repressions
00:58:59Shall we?
00:59:06So, this is the land of the free, eh?
00:59:12Oh, infuriating, isn't it?
00:59:14Well, don't hold back, hmm?
00:59:16Let it out
00:59:16Oh, such a plethora of repression, it's hard to choose
00:59:24Who's next?
00:59:26Who's next?
00:59:33Oh, I love this century
00:59:36More
00:59:46I need more
00:59:48Come on
00:59:49Who's still out there holding it in?
00:59:51Sorry to have kept you waiting
01:00:07Why do we have to meet here?
01:00:11Why can't we meet up there?
01:00:13You didn't hear?
01:00:15An elder's gone missing, Leo
01:00:16Perhaps killed
01:00:17I can't be too careful
01:00:21You think I did it?
01:00:23You killed Gideon
01:00:24He tried to kill my son
01:00:26I was protecting my family
01:00:27We understand
01:00:28But this is different
01:00:30The elder was Zola, Leo
01:00:33And we understand that he was trying to reach out to you
01:00:37When he disappeared
01:00:38We are your family, Leo
01:00:43You are one of us
01:00:44I don't know that I am anymore
01:00:47Everything's changed
01:00:49But just because of what Gideon did?
01:00:53Leo, good is not perfect
01:00:55Sometimes it messes up
01:00:57But that doesn't mean it isn't still good
01:01:00And we are
01:01:01Are we?
01:01:03Listen to me, Leo
01:01:03We have sensed a great and new threat gathering
01:01:07One which will take everything we've got to fight
01:01:09And we need you for that
01:01:10We're gonna need everyone
01:01:12You know what I need?
01:01:13I need information on our demon
01:01:16That feeds on repression
01:01:17Can you help me out or not?
01:01:21I'll see what I can do
01:01:23Think about what I've said
01:01:25You can't trust her
01:01:35You can't trust her
01:01:35You can't trust idiots
01:01:37Anymore
01:01:38Why are you doing this to me?
01:01:45Who are you?
01:01:51I can't believe how empty this place is without students
01:01:54Yeah, well, I'm hoping you'll find a way to save it after all this
01:01:57Especially for your nephew's sake
01:01:59Thanks, no pressure
01:02:00Nope
01:02:00Ready to summon?
01:02:03Yep, all ready to go
01:02:04I still think we should wait for Leo
01:02:06And find out what he knows about the demon
01:02:07No, it doesn't matter
01:02:08After we send him back history
01:02:09I'll take care of them
01:02:10As long as you finish your ride
01:02:11Promise
01:02:12And thank you
01:02:14For giving me a glimpse of what's to come
01:02:16Thank you
01:02:17For showing us you're more than a box of chocolates
01:02:20I'm sorry?
01:02:22Mmm, never mind
01:02:22Okay, here we go
01:02:24We look to find the evil set free
01:02:27Bring this demon before us
01:02:28Three
01:02:29Hi there
01:02:32Uh, what do you need to explode?
01:02:36Chanting
01:02:37Chanting
01:02:37Uh, okay, okay, okay
01:02:39From lands afar and time and space
01:02:41Take them now from this
01:02:42Our place to that dwells
01:02:43They'll must remain
01:02:44Send them back to their domain
01:02:46It worked
01:02:54Uh-oh
01:02:58That's not good
01:02:59Well, at least they're gone
01:03:02Great
01:03:03Will you guys drop me off at the office on your orb home?
01:03:07I thought you weren't looking over Leslie's shoulders anymore
01:03:09Well, I'm not
01:03:10But first I have to get him to pick my letter
01:03:12Orbing
01:03:14Okay, thanks
01:03:20Meet you guys at home
01:03:21Looks like everyone took Elise's sexual harassment memo, literally
01:03:30Phoebe?
01:03:31What are you doing here?
01:03:34What are you wearing?
01:03:36Who's watching our children?
01:03:38Why aren't you at home with them?
01:03:40Excuse me?
01:03:41Come on
01:03:41Okay, what the hell is going on?
01:03:46I think I know
01:03:47Oh, I told you we should have waited for Leo
01:03:52Shut up
01:03:53It's not so bad if you like Grey
01:03:58I don't understand how everything changed so much
01:04:01Well, we sent the demon back stronger than when he came
01:04:05Strong enough to kill Lady Godiva
01:04:06Still, it's hard to believe her ride affected just everything
01:04:09Look at this
01:04:10Apparently it had an impact on us women
01:04:12Because it sent us back like a thousand years or so
01:04:14We have to fix this
01:04:15Oh no
01:04:16I left Wyatt and Chris with the Elf and Nanny before
01:04:19That's okay
01:04:19They're boys
01:04:20They're probably being treated like royalty right now
01:04:22Hey
01:04:23Why didn't we change?
01:04:25Probably because we were at magic school and protected
01:04:27That's what I think they're doing
01:04:29Okay, guys
01:04:36I think we're tracking a little too much attention out here
01:04:38What say we go back to the book of Shadows?
01:04:40No, I don't want to go back home
01:04:41Why?
01:04:42Did you hear what Leslie said?
01:04:43Well, we can't stay out here
01:04:46We're attracting too much attention
01:04:47Yeah, and we wouldn't want to be flogged
01:04:50So much for your breastfeeding campaign
01:04:58Cute
01:04:59Hey!
01:05:04Every peep out of you adds an extra flogging to your sentence
01:05:06What is flogging exactly?
01:05:11I don't know, but how about we orb out of here so we don't have to find out
01:05:14Where are we going to go?
01:05:16We still have to fix this somehow
01:05:17Let's do extra flogging teach!
01:05:20Okay, look, we need to figure out something because I need to feed someone soon
01:05:24What if Lady Godiva is still alive?
01:05:27Oh, Paige, I know you're upset
01:05:28We all are
01:05:29But we can't bring her back to life
01:05:30No, no, no, why can't we conjure her?
01:05:32That way she'd still be alive and her ride would still be ahead of her
01:05:35I don't know how that's going to get us back to our world
01:05:38Well, maybe it will if she can finish her ride
01:05:40We'd have to vanquish the demon first this time
01:05:42We can do that, we just have to get out of here
01:05:44Leo!
01:05:44Oh, what if he's different in this world, too?
01:05:48That's a mighty fine question
01:05:49Leo!
01:05:53What are you guys doing here?
01:05:55What are you wearing?
01:05:56Uh, look, we're kind of in a hurry
01:05:57So Cliff Notes version
01:05:58Demon killed Lady Godiva
01:06:01We changed history
01:06:02We've got to fix it
01:06:03So are you with me or what?
01:06:05Lady Godiva?
01:06:06Oh, yeah, she probably doesn't mean much to you
01:06:08But apparently she means a lot to us
01:06:10Duncan
01:06:11We're going to need Duncan to conjure her
01:06:14Leo, can you take me to magic school?
01:06:16Magic school's been shut for years
01:06:17Everyone's in hiding here, even demons
01:06:20No one dare use his magic
01:06:22Talk about repressed
01:06:23Okay, but magic still exists
01:06:24Which means this kid Duncan has to be somewhere, right?
01:06:35They've got no place else to go
01:06:36Keep them here for their own safety
01:06:39Okay, go back to Phoebe and Piper
01:06:44Help them find the history book
01:06:45We're going to need it
01:06:46Don't ask, it'll just give you a headache
01:06:48Duncan?
01:06:54Nobody by that name here
01:06:55Ah, yeah, well, I don't have time to play games
01:06:57Yeah, neither do I
01:06:58So if you're thinking of Jack and my stash, don't
01:07:00Murdoch, Ruth
01:07:03This is your stash
01:07:03Lady, I'm warning you
01:07:06Back off, understand?
01:07:07You're one of them freedom fighters?
01:07:12I don't know about that
01:07:13But I would like to free you from this, uh
01:07:15Life you've got going here
01:07:16I just need a conjuring spell
01:07:18Are you trying to get me hanged?
01:07:21Just because these guys are getting away with some piss-ass magic
01:07:23Doesn't mean we're not being watched
01:07:24Look, I come from a world where good magic isn't wasted
01:07:27And it can be that way again
01:07:29I just need your conjuring spell
01:07:30You are one of the do-gooders
01:07:31They're always spewing that crap
01:07:32No, this is crap, okay?
01:07:35Because I know you have dreams
01:07:37And I know you have hopes
01:07:38And you're just suppressing them
01:07:39Well, you think I'm scared of my dreams, don't you?
01:07:41No, because I'm not
01:07:41You have a choice
01:07:43You can either step up
01:07:45And be a man
01:07:46Or you can crawl back in your little rat hole
01:07:47It's up to you
01:07:50No Joan of Arc
01:08:02No Catherine the Great
01:08:03None of them are in here
01:08:05Keep looking
01:08:06It's pretty amazing that this world is so much more repressed
01:08:10And yet Leo seems freer
01:08:12Yeah, I almost forgot what he was like
01:08:15Okay, I got the spell
01:08:19Do you find Godiva?
01:08:20Yep, right here
01:08:22But talk about your fine print
01:08:23It doesn't matter as long as she's in there
01:08:25So, wait, I don't understand
01:08:27If you return her back to just before she was killed
01:08:30History will reverse itself
01:08:32Wondering about the headache thing, right?
01:08:34Okay, so as soon as we get them here
01:08:36You blast Dyson
01:08:37Then we send her back right away
01:08:38I thought we had to send them back together
01:08:39I'm hoping no
01:08:41Not if Dyson doesn't exist anymore
01:08:43But first we gotta make sure we're okay
01:08:45There's no buried resentments
01:08:46That a hungry demon could feed off of
01:08:48Phoebe
01:08:49No, I'm fine
01:08:50As long as Leslie's not in the room
01:08:52I'm fine
01:08:52You?
01:08:53No, I'm good
01:08:54I pretty much tell you guys when I'm pissed off
01:08:56That's a good point, Paige
01:08:57Sometimes I feel repressed being the little sister
01:09:00What, you wanna be the oldest sister?
01:09:02Come on now, get over it
01:09:04Okay, I'm alright
01:09:04Where royals once lived
01:09:07So did she
01:09:08Bring forth a naked lady
01:09:10From the 11th century
01:09:12That's more like it
01:09:25Paige
01:09:27I thought she was sending me back
01:09:29Change of plans
01:09:30Perhaps I need a little more power
01:09:33Okay
01:09:35Nice try
01:09:39Piper
01:09:43So much bottle-loving
01:09:47You know what?
01:09:51Enough with your moping
01:09:52The elder screwed you
01:09:54What about me?
01:09:55Piper, what are you doing?
01:09:56I am not gonna raise two little boys
01:09:58All on my own
01:09:59Because you're too busy
01:10:00Feeling sorry for yourself
01:10:02Alright?
01:10:03So get over it
01:10:03Seriously
01:10:04Now, where was I?
01:10:08Energy call!
01:10:09Oh, that's not good
01:10:12Piper, enough!
01:10:16Okay, you get Piper
01:10:18I'll get him
01:10:18Piper!
01:10:23Piper, snap out of it
01:10:24It's the demon doing this to you
01:10:25Not Leo
01:10:26Piper!
01:10:34Piper!
01:10:39How am I supposed to know
01:10:41I was so repressed?
01:10:42You couldn't tell?
01:10:43I'm a working single mother
01:10:44Of two kids
01:10:44I barely have time
01:10:45To brush my teeth
01:10:46Let alone self-reflection
01:10:47Well, maybe you should make time
01:10:49Nothing that needed healing
01:10:51She's just a little shaken up
01:10:52I bet she is
01:10:53Well, guys
01:10:54We better come up with a plan
01:10:55Because Lord Dyson
01:10:55Is out there getting stronger
01:10:56As we speak
01:10:57Thanks to Piper
01:10:58All right
01:10:59Look, all we're saying
01:11:00Is that when he comes back
01:11:01And he will
01:11:02He might be too strong
01:11:04To stop
01:11:04Especially if he taps
01:11:05Into Leo's repressed rage
01:11:06I'm not going to be able
01:11:08To finish my ride
01:11:09Am I?
01:11:09No
01:11:10You're not
01:11:12Orp her out of here
01:11:22No
01:11:23She won't stand a chance
01:11:24I'll feed off Leo
01:11:25Just get her out of here
01:11:31We'll think of something
01:11:32We'll think of something
01:11:35That's the best you can do
01:11:36I'm officially open
01:11:46To other ideas
01:11:47Okay, maybe we should
01:11:48Let him get to Leo
01:11:49Maybe he'll overdose
01:11:50Or become unstoppable
01:11:52He already is that
01:11:52Okay, I am ordering
01:11:54You guys out of here
01:11:55No
01:11:55Actually, you're going to
01:11:56Let him feed on you
01:11:57See ya
01:11:58Good luck, man
01:11:59What?
01:12:01Let's see what you've
01:12:02Been hiding from me
01:12:03Oh, there's so much
01:12:05So ready to come out
01:12:07Oh, let it out
01:12:08Let it all out
01:12:10You demons have it so easy
01:12:11No morality to worry about
01:12:15No attachments
01:12:17No one to lose
01:12:19Yeah, you tell him, Leo
01:12:20When you kill
01:12:21You feel nothing
01:12:23How you doing?
01:12:44Feels good to get rid of
01:12:45All that stuff, huh?
01:12:48You did it
01:12:49You've anchored him
01:12:50Thanks to Leo
01:12:51Finally
01:12:53I'm free
01:12:55Yes, you are
01:12:58Me?
01:13:03Why don't you send her back?
01:13:18I don't want to use magic anymore
01:13:20You can't stop using your magic
01:13:22Any more than you can stop breathing, Duncan
01:13:24Well, I don't want to be that way anymore
01:13:26You don't have a choice
01:13:27None of us do
01:13:28Look, you messed up
01:13:30Big deal
01:13:30That's what you're here for
01:13:31To learn
01:13:32To gain control over your powers
01:13:34You have to show that you can fix this
01:13:36For all our sakes
01:13:37What if they're watching?
01:13:39I hope they're watching
01:13:41You can do this
01:13:43So, uh
01:13:49You ready to go back?
01:13:52I can't wait
01:13:54Duncan, this belt
01:13:59Oh, right
01:14:01Right
01:14:02Um, a time for everything
01:14:04And everything in place
01:14:05Return what's been moved
01:14:06Through time and space
01:14:08I knew you could do it
01:14:16I got this one
01:14:19You can't help yourself, can you, Paige?
01:14:22You just can't leave
01:14:23Well Enough Alone
01:14:24If Well Enough Alone
01:14:26Means shutting down magic school
01:14:27Then no
01:14:28Then no, I can't
01:14:29If you don't give
01:14:30These amazing kids
01:14:31A place to go
01:14:32And express themselves
01:14:33Then you are going to be
01:14:34Crushing their spirits
01:14:35And relegating them
01:14:36To hiding in caves
01:14:37And alleyways
01:14:38And abusing magic
01:14:39Because they have
01:14:39Nowhere else to turn
01:14:40I think you've made your point
01:14:42So?
01:14:44So
01:14:45We won't shut it down
01:14:48What?
01:14:49As long as you can prove
01:14:50That you can keep running it
01:14:52Me?
01:14:54Oh, no, no
01:14:55No, no
01:14:55No, I'll find someone
01:14:57You can do this
01:15:03Hey
01:15:13This better be good
01:15:14I was just in the middle
01:15:15Of putting away a dump
01:15:15For a nap
01:15:16Yeah
01:15:17It looks like Lady Godiva
01:15:19Has quite an impact
01:15:20On our PB's cause
01:15:21Oh, my goodness
01:15:23This man is still living
01:15:48In the 11th century
01:15:49He wants women to be barefoot
01:15:51And pregnant
01:15:52And stay at home
01:15:53He thinks we should be ashamed
01:15:55Of breastfeeding
01:15:56The most natural thing
01:15:58In the world
01:15:59Well, shame on him
01:16:01I'm not ashamed
01:16:02And neither should you be
01:16:04It's a shame that women
01:16:08Have to take off their clothes
01:16:09To be heard
01:16:09We shouldn't have to be
01:16:11Exploited like this
01:16:12Right?
01:16:14Right
01:16:14There
01:16:19Are you satisfied now?
01:16:20Yeah
01:16:21Thank you
01:16:22Thank you
01:16:23Thank you
01:16:25Thank you
01:16:28Thank you
01:16:31Thank you
01:16:32Thank you
01:16:32Thank you
01:16:44Thank you
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