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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03I want to get things right this time.
00:05Bree's relationship with Detective Vance got serious.
00:10What are we going to say to people?
00:11Tom and Lynette decided to separate.
00:14We shouldn't tell anyone until we tell the kids.
00:17Oh, God, the kids.
00:19Sit down.
00:20Gabby's stepfather returned to terrorize her again.
00:23I remember those nights in your room, baby.
00:25I love them, stop.
00:26Until Carlos stopped him permanently.
00:31Gabby, what happened?
00:33I killed him.
00:35And now he's going to go to jail because he was trying to protect me.
00:37Calm down, we just need time to think.
00:39We don't have time.
00:41Yes, there was the dinner party.
00:43Everybody's coming, including your boyfriend, the detective.
00:46I killed the son of a bitch who hurt my wife.
00:47If I have to go to prison, I will.
00:49That's not going to happen.
00:56Every hostess knows there's work to be done after the guests leave a party.
01:10And only the best of friends will stay long after the party's over
01:14to help clean up the mess.
01:23They help with the heavy lifting.
01:28They work together to lighten the load.
01:33They take on the most unpleasant tasks.
01:36And of course, there's no task more unpleasant
01:43than getting rid of an unwanted guest.
01:50I should go move the car off the trail.
01:52Are you going to be okay?
01:52Is this happening?
01:58Are we really doing this?
02:00Everyone stay focused.
02:02The hardest part is over.
02:04Now all we have to do is fill this in.
02:16Oh, my God.
02:18I thought I got everything.
02:20No.
02:21Now, you missed the phone.
02:23And if you missed that, what else did you miss?
02:25Lucy, it's going to be okay.
02:27How is it going to be okay?
02:28Someone is calling the dead guy.
02:32Home.
02:32See?
02:33He has a home.
02:35With people who care about him.
02:36People who are going to come looking for him.
02:38Leading them straight to us.
02:40What do you want us to do?
02:41It's not too late.
02:42We could still go to the police.
02:44And send my husband back to prison?
02:46This time for murder?
02:48No, not necessarily.
02:49It was self-defense.
02:49He broke into your house.
02:50He threatened you.
02:50We could explain that.
02:52Yeah.
02:52Then we can explain how he dumped him in a trunk, ate some cheesecake, and buried him in the woods.
02:57We are going to get caught.
02:58People always get caught.
03:01We can't do this.
03:02We're not criminals.
03:03We drive carpool.
03:04That's enough.
03:05That's enough.
03:07This is a very bad man.
03:09He attacked our friend and her husband, protected her, and now we are going to protect them.
03:14That means we are going to protect them.
03:16That means we tell no one.
03:19Not the police.
03:22Not our families.
03:25No one.
03:27And when we bury the body, we bury the secret forever.
03:30Susan.
03:45Susan.
03:49Susan.
03:49Susan.
03:49Susan.
03:51Susan.
03:53Yes, it's only the best of friends who stay long after the party's over to help clean up the mess.
04:11It has been said that change doesn't happen overnight, but over the course of a month,
04:35it's amazing how much the ground can shift beneath us.
04:38A woman who helped conceal a crime is now sleeping with a detective.
04:46A man who used to look forward to bedtime is now finding himself dreading it.
04:54A woman who once told her husband everything is now keeping a terrible secret.
05:01And a couple who've decided to separate is now going to great lengths to show that nothing has changed.
05:17Crap.
05:19Crap, crap, crap.
05:19Crap.
05:20Crap.
05:21Crap.
05:22Crap.
05:26Crap.
05:26Crap.
05:26Crap.
05:27Ah, son of a...
05:29Crap.
05:30Huru.
05:30A man who once told her husband,
05:45I got up early, so I figured, what the heck, I'll go get your mom some coffee, the good stuff.
05:50She deserves it.
05:50She needs it, too. I didn't sleep last night.
05:53But you would know that. You were there.
05:56Do not drink this. It's been in my car for three days.
06:00Where are your shoes, Dad?
06:02It's casual Friday.
06:05Casual Thursday.
06:07Come on. We're going to miss the bus.
06:10See you later. I'll see you at dinner.
06:12Love you.
06:12God, you practically lost a toe out there.
06:16It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't overslept.
06:19Yeah, well, you know, you took the good alarm clock, along with the good pillow, and the house.
06:23This is ridiculous. We have to tell the kids we've separated.
06:27We will, but this weekend is Gabby's big barbecue, and I don't want to ruin it for you.
06:31Yeah, and last weekend, you didn't want to ruin the basketball tournament.
06:33The weekend before that, Penny's birthday.
06:35Come on, Lynette, you sure this is about the kids?
06:38What else would it be?
06:39No, Tom, nothing's changed. We still need time away from each other.
06:45Yeah, I agree. We've got a lot of problems to work out, so why can't we tell the kids?
06:49I just think they deserve one more happy weekend before we tear this family apart.
06:54You know what? You're...
06:54Paige is up.
06:57Don't take this the wrong way, but you could do this professionally.
07:08Coming from a man who's on a first-name basis with half the hookers in Fairview?
07:13That's quite a compliment, detective.
07:14Hey, I was thinking maybe this weekend we could head up to that place in the mountains, just the two of us.
07:20Oh, that sounds lovely, but Gabby is having her annual barbecue on Saturday.
07:26Am I invited?
07:27Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be?
07:29Oh, I don't know. Maybe because your friends don't like me.
07:33What? You are imagining things.
07:35It's true. They don't talk to me.
07:38They don't make eye contact. It's been that way for weeks.
07:41Ever since the night of the dinner party.
07:45Why? Why would you say that?
07:48Bree, I'm a cop. I got an eye for human behavior.
07:51That was when everything changed.
07:54I just can't figure out why.
07:57I keep going over that night, hour by hour.
08:00Well, stop going over that night, because everything is fine.
08:05The girls are just as crazy about you as I am.
08:08I don't know. I'm not feeling it.
08:12Well, are you feeling this?
08:19Oh.
08:21Bree, I know what's going on.
08:23You're trying to distract me with sex, and if that's the case, bring it on.
08:30Wake up! I'm into waffles!
08:37Come back when you learn how to make mimosas.
08:39Come on! I left Celia alone with him. There won't be any left.
08:42Damn it, Juanita! That's enough!
08:44Get out of here now!
08:48Carlos!
08:51Juanita, honey, I'm sorry.
08:53Why have you been so short-tempered lately?
08:56Gosh, I don't know.
08:57Maybe I'm upset about my golf swing, or the economy.
09:02Or maybe it's because I killed a guy.
09:06Look, I get it, okay?
09:08But we have to move on with our lives.
09:10Don't you think I want to?
09:13I just can't stop thinking about this.
09:14No matter what I do,
09:16it's this horrible thing that is always there.
09:19I need to talk to someone.
09:22I know a guy named Tom Collins. He's a great listener.
09:25I meant Father Dugan.
09:27Okay, are you crazy? You can't tell anyone. That's too risky.
09:31A priest can't share what you say in confession.
09:33Are you sure he's not just going to make you feel guiltier?
09:36I mean, that's the thing.
09:40Fine, we'll go see the priest.
09:42I have to.
09:45I'm turning into a terrible husband and father.
09:50I need to get this off my conscience.
09:52It's tearing me apart.
09:53Susan, what are you doing?
10:11Oh, I was looking out the window
10:13and I noticed dust in the corner of each windowpane.
10:15It's been driving me nuts.
10:18Okay.
10:20What's going on with you?
10:22What do you mean?
10:23Well, there's a lot of weird stuff
10:24you like to do in the bedroom,
10:26but cleaning? Not so much.
10:28Couldn't sleep.
10:30Yeah, that's been happening a lot lately.
10:32You don't sleep, you don't eat,
10:34you never leave the house.
10:35That's not true.
10:36I'm substitute teaching today.
10:38And that's great.
10:40But did you have a fight with the girls?
10:44What?
10:45Why would you say that?
10:48Well, a month ago you were so excited
10:50to move back to the lane
10:51and now you never see him.
10:54There's no coffee, no poker,
10:56no bitching about husbands over coffee and poker.
11:01The girls and I are fine.
11:02Then what is it?
11:03Hmm?
11:07Come on, Susan, it's me.
11:09You can tell me anything.
11:10I'm going for a run.
11:17Susan.
11:18Well, you said I should get out of the house, Mort.
11:19Well, I don't know.
11:33Come on.
11:36Hey, so what do we know about the new guy?
11:58Definitely rich, check out the car.
12:01Definitely single, check out the fish.
12:04Rich and single.
12:06I wonder what he looks like.
12:07You rarely get the trifecta.
12:09What's your guess?
12:10Wonky eye, rabbit teeth, comb over, one normal eyebrow, one really big one, baby hands.
12:17I had it all in one guy.
12:19Did not end well.
12:20Well, I actually saw our new neighbor this morning.
12:23Six one, 190.
12:25He was wearing this great looking pair of jeans.
12:28And let me just say, I can tell you one thing that isn't wonky.
12:31Gabby?
12:32Oh, come on, I'm married to my dad.
12:34I can still imagine all the dirty things I do to him.
12:37Like what?
12:38Oh, God!
12:39Oh, I didn't know you.
12:43I'm Susan Delfino.
12:45Nice to meet you.
12:46Ben Faulkner.
12:47Hi.
12:48Well, I'm actually 6'2".
12:50I haven't been 190 since I played rugby, but thank you.
12:53And as for the jeans, you know, I could never figure out why they cost 200 bucks.
12:58Now I know.
13:01Ladies, excuse me.
13:02Oh, okay.
13:03Thanks.
13:05Welcome.
13:08Tips.
13:08Look who's out.
13:13Hey, Susan!
13:14Would you like to join us for coffee?
13:16Uh, sorry.
13:17I can't talk.
13:18I'm summing today.
13:19Can't be late.
13:20Is anyone talking to her?
13:22I tried.
13:23She's not returning my calls.
13:24Same here.
13:25She's obviously avoiding us.
13:26I'm telling you, that is one loose cannon.
13:28Oh, you've got to get her back in the fold.
13:30This is too risky.
13:33This is the woman who's dating the cop.
13:35Did it ever occur to you that it might be good to keep him close?
13:39If there's ever an investigation, I will be the first to know.
13:43I'm doing this for us.
13:46He's that good in the sack?
13:48You have no idea.
13:52And when you finish your worksheets on ladybugs, we will go outside and see if we can find some.
13:59Susan, how's it going?
14:01Good.
14:02It's nice to be back.
14:05To be honest, I've been feeling a little down lately.
14:07This is just what I needed.
14:09Mrs. Delfino, Cupcake's not moving.
14:12She's probably sleeping, honey.
14:14No, I poked her with my pencil a couple times.
14:16She's DEA dead.
14:18Oh, it's okay, kids.
14:20I know what to do.
14:22Oh, my God.
14:23What do I do?
14:24There's a little spot in the garden where we bury the class pets.
14:28Bury?
14:29Yeah.
14:29Have a little funeral.
14:30Say a few words.
14:31Just don't mention God.
14:33Amanda's parents are atheists, lawyers, and major douches.
14:45Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
14:46It's been a while since my last confession.
14:48Continue, my son.
14:48My son.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52It's just you're like a thousand years older than me.
14:56Who are you and where's Father Dugan?
14:58Leaving on sabbatical.
14:59Fun for him and fun for me.
15:01This is my first week of confessions.
15:03It is?
15:04Yeah.
15:05And man, the things I've heard.
15:06There was a lady yesterday who...
15:09No, no, no.
15:10I can't say it.
15:12I think I'll come back.
15:13Uh-uh.
15:13No, you're not going anywhere.
15:15I told you to wait in the car.
15:16Don't snap at me.
15:17That's why we're here.
15:18You keep saying you want to talk to someone,
15:19so talk to this guy.
15:20He seems perfectly enthusiastic.
15:23He's 12 years old.
15:24This will blow his collar off.
15:25Oh, man.
15:26This must be awesome.
15:27I'm so bummed I can't tweet anymore.
15:29Sorry.
15:29If it's not Father Dugan, I'm not doing this.
15:31Let's go.
15:33Nuts.
15:34I was really hoping this would be a good one.
15:37I made out with two chicks once in college.
15:41This job rocks.
15:47Uh, I don't know if you've ever buried anything before,
15:53but you have to dig a hole.
15:57Right.
15:58Of course.
16:01I knew that.
16:08It's funny the way life works out sometimes, isn't it?
16:10I mean, I wasn't even supposed to be here today.
16:17Once again, in the wrong place at the wrong time.
16:23Now I have to carry this around with me for the rest of my life.
16:26Don't be sad, Mrs. Delfino.
16:28Cupcake was kind of a bad hamster.
16:30She had three babies and ate them.
16:32But does that mean she deserved to die?
16:34We don't get to make that call, Bonita.
16:37We're not God.
16:39That's right, Amanda.
16:39I said it.
16:45What have I done?
16:47It's not your fault.
16:48I know it's not my fault,
16:50but try telling that to Cupcake's family
16:52when they show up looking for her.
16:58There.
16:59We're done.
17:00Now let's all slap on a happy face
17:02and pretend like it's never happened.
17:04Can I come in?
17:13I'm really not feeling like drinking right now.
17:16Great.
17:21So, were you two close?
17:25Pardon?
17:26You and Cupcake.
17:27Bonita told me what happened.
17:29I assume you two had a long history.
17:32Went to college together,
17:33back, back through Europe.
17:34It just sort of hit me in a weird way.
17:40I'm worried about you.
17:42First you stopped talking to your friends.
17:43Now you're wigging out at a rap funeral.
17:45You're making me nervous.
17:46Well, I'm sorry.
17:47I'm not handling accessory to murder
17:49as well as the rest of you.
17:52Susan, I'm begging you.
17:54This is my husband's life we're talking about.
17:56If anything were to happen to him,
17:58think what would happen to me and my girls.
18:02I know you're having a hard time,
18:04but please hold it together.
18:07I'm trying.
18:07Try harder.
18:19Bree.
18:21Do I smell...
18:22White chocolate macadamia nut.
18:24Your favorite.
18:25Oh!
18:26Now you're my favorite.
18:27How was your day?
18:31Terrific.
18:32I found a dead body.
18:35Oh, I'm sorry.
18:36You don't want to hear about this.
18:37No, I do.
18:38Your work is fascinating.
18:41So, um,
18:41where exactly did you find this body?
18:44Warehouse.
18:45Out by the docks.
18:45So now,
18:48I'm a big hero
18:48because I cracked the case
18:50those poor bastards
18:50that New Haven PD
18:51have been working on for months.
18:52Oh, good for you.
18:53Oh.
18:55I got lucky.
18:56All I did
18:56was spot a sedan
18:57on Connecticut plates
18:58and a bunch of tickets
18:59on the windshield
19:00and I asked myself,
19:01who owns that car?
19:04Dead man had a car.
19:05Exactly.
19:06The killers did everything right,
19:07but they forgot
19:07to get rid of the victim's ride.
19:09Huh!
19:10What idiots!
19:12So you kept his keys,
19:14but it never occurred to you
19:15he might have a car.
19:16I just threw all this stuff
19:17in our safe.
19:17I didn't spend a lot of time
19:18thinking about it.
19:21There it is.
19:23Okay, what's our plan?
19:25Drop it off
19:25in a bad part of town
19:26and let social decay
19:27take its course.
19:29Oh, God,
19:30do you have to tidy up?
19:31Get in!
19:32If anybody catches us
19:33in this car, we're dead.
19:36Oh, no, it's a stick.
19:39I can't drive a stick.
19:40Can you?
19:41I did once in high school.
19:42It's easy.
19:42Just one extra pedal.
19:43It's been easier
19:51when I was drunk.
19:54Oh, my God.
20:00What should I do?
20:02Should I gun it?
20:03Gun it?
20:03You can't even drive it!
20:05I thought that was you.
20:16Chuck.
20:17Look, Abby, it's Chuck.
20:19I saw you were struggling.
20:22Whose car is it?
20:23My aunt.
20:27Her aunt and my friend.
20:29And Shirley.
20:30She, uh,
20:31came over to my place
20:32last night for book club
20:33and she had too much
20:35to drink.
20:35Classic Shirley.
20:36So we told her
20:37we'd bring her car back today.
20:38In fact, she's waiting for us
20:39so we should scoot.
20:40Yeah.
20:40No way.
20:43I'll drive.
20:44What?
20:45The way you guys are going
20:46you gotta kill someone.
20:48Go, Bob.
20:49I'll meet you back
20:50at the station.
20:50Oh, no, Bob.
20:51Bob, don't go.
20:52Bob.
20:56Well.
20:58Okay, a road trip
20:59in this neat old car
21:01with your cop boyfriend.
21:02Fun!
21:02It's where does Shirley live.
21:10Yeah, Bree,
21:11where does she live?
21:12Why are you asking me?
21:13She's your aunt.
21:15Just keep driving.
21:16I'll tell you when to turn.
21:19Huh.
21:20That's interesting.
21:21No, it's not.
21:23I mean,
21:24what is?
21:26Oklahoma City Redhawks.
21:27Is your aunt a fan?
21:29Oh, yeah.
21:29Shirley loves that,
21:31uh,
21:31sport.
21:34And
21:34men's cologne?
21:36She's a lesbian.
21:39She could have been married,
21:40but no,
21:40she's a lesbian.
21:44So this, um,
21:45aunt,
21:46or
21:46friend,
21:48who's a men's cologne
21:49wearing lesbian,
21:50she also likes
21:51to chew tobacco?
21:55Because I've never met
21:56a woman who likes to chew.
21:58Ever.
22:01I chew tobacco.
22:03And I'm a woman.
22:07Yeah.
22:08Mm.
22:10Mm.
22:12All that's missing
22:13is a blast of certain day.
22:15I keep telling her to quit.
22:18Do you want mouth cancer,
22:19I say,
22:19but she won't listen.
22:20You okay?
22:24Yeah.
22:25Oh!
22:27No.
22:28Pull over.
22:28Now.
22:35Sorry!
22:36Shirley likes playing.
22:37I prefer chocolate.
22:38Get out.
22:46What?
22:46I'm taking your car.
22:48Oh my God,
22:48I could kiss you.
22:49What?
22:51Just get out!
22:52Shh!
22:53Keep your voice down.
22:53That man over there
22:54is a cop.
22:55A cop?
22:57Where?
22:57Get back in here.
22:58When you start something,
22:59young man,
22:59you see it through.
23:03Buckle up!
23:04Hey!
23:11What happened?
23:15Shirley!
23:16I just happened to be walking by.
23:17Isn't that a stroke of luck?
23:21So, do you think your friend Bob
23:22could give us a ride home?
23:24Sure.
23:25I'll call him.
23:31So, how's that dating a couple
23:32covering up a murder
23:33working out for you?
23:34Hey, Renee.
23:43Ladies.
23:45Don't distract them.
23:46They have an important job to do.
23:48I'm gonna go see the new neighbor.
23:49You know,
23:50give him a ride
23:50on the old welcome wagon.
23:52Wow, that was fast.
23:53I didn't know you two
23:53had even talked.
23:54We haven't.
23:55So, what makes you think
23:57he's gonna be interested?
23:59Hear that, ladies.
24:00Watch and learn.
24:01I will show you
24:03some of my secrets.
24:10Hi.
24:11I'm gonna save us some time.
24:12Look, I'm single.
24:13You're single.
24:14I'm hot.
24:15You're hot.
24:16Assuming you're not gay
24:17and those shoes tell me you're not,
24:19we could do that thing
24:20where we flirt for a few weeks.
24:22You can stare at my ass
24:24getting the mail
24:24and I do get my mail
24:26four times a day
24:27or you
24:29could invite me in
24:31for coffee
24:32right now.
24:35Thanks for the offer,
24:36but I'm good.
24:39Excuse me.
24:41When I said coffee,
24:43you did know I meant
24:44sex, right?
24:46Oh, you were subtle,
24:47but, uh, yeah.
24:48I got it.
24:57Wow.
24:58You should write a book.
24:59Otherwise, when you die,
25:00your secrets will die with you.
25:02Father Dugan!
25:10I'm so glad I caught you.
25:12I don't know if you remember me.
25:13Gabrielle Solis.
25:14I assume you've come to apologize
25:16for taking a phone call
25:17during my Easter sermon?
25:18Oh, I'm sorry, Father.
25:20But, you know,
25:20if you don't confirm
25:21those law appointments,
25:22you lose them.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Um, anyway,
25:24I keep hearing about Carlos.
25:26He's in trouble
25:27and he needs your help.
25:28Well, I'd love to help, Carlos.
25:29He's a good man,
25:30but I'm afraid you're too late.
25:31What?
25:32You were the one
25:32who kept blabbing
25:34in that sermon
25:34how it's never too late
25:35to confess your sins.
25:37See?
25:37I can listen and take calls.
25:39It's true.
25:40God waits until the heart is ready.
25:42But the airlines
25:43are a little stricter,
25:44and I'm not going overseas
25:45in the middle seat,
25:46so if you'll excuse me.
25:49You getting on to, miss?
25:50Uh, yes,
25:51but I couldn't manage my bag.
25:54You dear,
25:54grab it for me.
26:00Hey.
26:00What are you doing?
26:03Taking you to the airport
26:04with one quick detour.
26:08Hey!
26:09Hey!
26:10Hey, hey!
26:10Stop it!
26:10Stop it!
26:11Are you crazy?
26:12I can't miss my plane.
26:13Well, I'm sorry
26:14if I'm trying to get you
26:15to do God's work
26:16instead of going
26:16on your dream vacation
26:17to Rwanda,
26:19where I'll be digging wells
26:20for lepers.
26:23Well, your little friends
26:23are going to have to wait.
26:24Excuse me.
26:26Look.
26:28Where did you come from?
26:30We're headed off
26:31on our honeymoon.
26:32And we can't have any detours.
26:33They say you have to get
26:34to the airport
26:34three hours early
26:35for international flights.
26:36Oh, honey, relax.
26:37Since we caught bin Laden,
26:38you can stroll
26:39on the plane
26:39anytime you want.
26:42It's just,
26:43I've done something, Father,
26:44and I'm afraid
26:45that it's...
26:46unforgivable.
26:48God can forgive us
26:49for anything.
26:50Really?
26:51Anything?
26:52Yes.
26:53If we're willing to show
26:54that we are truly repentant.
26:56How?
26:57Well, it's not
26:58by what we say.
27:00It's by what we do.
27:03For instance,
27:04if we were
27:04talking about a crime,
27:08then confessing
27:09to the authorities
27:10would prove
27:11the intentions
27:12of our heart.
27:15That
27:16is not an option.
27:21There are other people
27:21involved,
27:22innocent people.
27:24You can't ask
27:25to be absolved
27:26for a sin
27:26that you intend
27:27to keep hidden.
27:32You should go.
27:35You're going to
27:35miss your flight.
27:37I don't want
27:37to leave you, Carlos.
27:39Now tell him sure
27:39that you're going
27:40to be okay.
27:43Father Dugan,
27:43I don't see any way
27:45that I'm ever
27:46going to be okay.
28:00Hey.
28:03Hey.
28:03Hey.
28:03I wish I could make
28:16you stop thinking
28:16about this.
28:21Yeah, me too.
28:28I don't even know
28:28what I was looking
28:29for.
28:34There is no
28:35absolution for this
28:36thing.
28:39I just have to live
28:40with it.
28:55Every noise I'd hear
28:56at night, it was him.
28:59Every dark alley I
29:01passed, he was
29:01waiting for me.
29:04When I lie in bed,
29:07I was afraid
29:07he'd come find me.
29:11He was in my dreams,
29:13in my nightmares.
29:15I couldn't escape him.
29:16And that's what I had
29:24to live with.
29:27Until now.
29:34For the first time,
29:36I'm not scared.
29:39And you did that
29:40for me.
29:40Yeah.
29:45I'd taken a man's
29:46life.
29:51Yes, you may have
29:52taken a life,
29:52but you also
29:53saved one.
29:58So if it's
29:58absolution you're
29:59looking for,
30:01I give it to you.
30:03I give it to you.
30:03I give it to you.
30:27I give it to you.
30:29Hey, hey, hey, hey. Is everything okay with the kids?
30:49Yeah, yeah, the kids are fine. I just...
30:51What? Did something happen?
30:52I really need you right now.
30:57Okay.
30:59Good morning.
31:25Good morning.
31:26Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Crap. Crap. Crap.
31:34Come on. Hey, come on. Watch out.
31:37Okay, okay. Oh, oh, oh.
31:39No, I'm okay. Okay, go.
31:41Shh, shh, shh, shh.
31:46You're still asleep?
31:48My God.
31:49I'll start the coffee.
31:53Okay, you read my mind.
31:59Yeah.
32:00So last night?
32:03Yeah.
32:03We should talk about it.
32:08Uh-huh.
32:11I mean, if you want to get back together, I'm open to that.
32:17But we have some serious problems that are going to require serious work.
32:24Oh, God.
32:25Oh, God.
32:28Last night...
32:30Was not about getting back together.
32:39And what the hell was it about?
32:43I...
32:43Had a nightmare.
32:46A nightmare?
32:50Are you kidding me?
32:51You've got to understand, I'm having a lot of nightmares.
32:55This is such a scary time, and I really need you.
32:58That's...
32:59That's why I didn't want to tell the kids.
33:01Having you across the street makes me feel safe.
33:05You're unbelievable.
33:06You know what you do when you're scared, Lynette?
33:09You buy a nightlight.
33:11You don't go have sex with the guy you were supposed to be separated from!
33:19I want French toast.
33:20I hate French toast.
33:22I want pancakes.
33:22Oh.
33:31Kids.
33:36There's something your mom and I need to tell you.
33:45Yeah.
33:49Why don't we sit down?
33:54Hey.
33:57Yeah, yeah.
33:58I know it's a barbecue, but isn't that a little casual?
34:03Yeah.
34:03I don't think I'm going to go this year.
34:07Why don't you go without me?
34:13Hey, do I need to be worried?
34:15I told you.
34:17I'm fine.
34:19I don't mean worried about you.
34:21I mean worried about us.
34:24I thought this was some problem between you and your friends, but...
34:28The way you've been shutting me out...
34:31I'm starting to think you've got a problem with me.
34:34How could you say that?
34:38No matter what I'm going through, I would never let anything come between us.
34:45Yeah.
34:46I'm sure Tomlin and Nett felt the same way.
34:49Look where they ended up.
34:50Well, I had them over there without you.
35:02No.
35:03I'm going with you.
35:06You were right.
35:07I do have a problem with the girls.
35:11About time I went over there and straightened it out.
35:16No!
35:16No way!
35:17You are not bringing Mike in on this.
35:19He's not going to tell anyone.
35:20We can trust him.
35:21Oh, just like I could trust you when we agreed to keep this between us?
35:24Susan, we all empathize with your position, but I don't think it's smart to tell Mike.
35:28Well, he knows something is up.
35:30It's affecting our marriage.
35:31You know what's going to affect my marriage when my husband goes to prison?
35:35I think we should let her tell him.
35:38I can't believe this.
35:39We all made a pact that night.
35:40I don't remember anybody bringing up these extra conditions.
35:43Well, you weren't exactly asking anyone's opinion that night, were you, Bree?
35:45What is that supposed to mean?
35:47It means you elected yourself chairman of the dead guy committee and started making decisions for everyone.
35:52Like you always do.
35:53Well, somebody had to, Susan, and it sure as hell wasn't going to be you.
35:55I'm done talking about this.
35:59The only reason I came to this barbecue was to let you know that I am telling Mike.
36:03Hell, you are.
36:05Oh, my God.
36:07Get out of here.
36:09Trade Manning?
36:10What, are you out of your mind?
36:11Think for a minute.
36:12When is his stock ever going to be higher?
36:14Let me go.
36:15Susan, let me go.
36:16You could get a great player.
36:18Yeah, maybe a great quarterback.
36:20Like, I don't know, Manning?
36:25Ow.
36:25Get out of here.
36:26Girls, people can hear us.
36:28Ow, I told you we couldn't trust her.
36:29I can't see.
36:30I'm out here.
36:32Oh, I can't.
36:33What the hell is going on?
36:40Oh, well, I lost my earring and the girls here were kind enough to help me look for her.
36:48Oh, there it is.
36:49I went food shopping yesterday.
37:06I kept having to put things back.
37:07I'd take a couple of cans of peaches.
37:12And then I'd remember that Tom was the only one who liked them.
37:16Put them back.
37:18Sweet pickles.
37:20Tom.
37:21Put them back.
37:22I am so sorry.
37:26With everything that's been going on, I haven't been there for you.
37:30I guess we've all been guilty of that.
37:34I'm sorry, Susan.
37:42This is so damn hard.
37:44You know, the good thing about Mike and Tom not knowing is they can't be implicated.
37:51If something were to happen, at least they'd be okay.
38:05We are never going to be able to tell anybody about this, are we?
38:13No.
38:17Are you going to be able to live with that?
38:21I'm going to try.
38:38It's only the best of friends who stay long after the party's over to help clean up.
38:47To cleanse the pain of a guilty conscience.
38:51To pick up the pieces of a broken marriage.
38:58To sweep away the loneliness of keeping a secret.
39:04Yes.
39:05It's good to have friends who help clean up our messes.
39:09But every housewife knows that as soon as one mess is taken care of, another one appears.
39:18And we may find ourselves right back where we started.
39:27And we'll stay with us right now.
39:46And we'll let's begin.
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