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00:00To the West, Chapter 58, The Meditation Contest
00:04I challenge you to a meditation contest, said the Tiger Immortal.
00:18Whoever can meditate the longest without moving is the winner.
00:22Wukong Gold.
00:23I used to meditate a lot, he thought.
00:26But I haven't done it lately.
00:27I'm terrible at sitting still.
00:31The Tang Monk stepped forward.
00:34I accept your challenge.
00:36Master, are you sure?
00:37Asked Wujing.
00:39The Tang Monk nodded.
00:41I've spent many years meditating.
00:43This contest will be easy for me.
00:46The Tiger Immortal grinned.
00:48This won't be an ordinary meditation contest.
00:51We will float in the air and meditate.
00:54Can you do that?
00:55Now the Tang Monk looked nervous.
00:59But before the monk could answer, Wukong clapped him on the back.
01:04Of course the Tang Monk can float in the air, the monkey replied.
01:09Then he whispered into the monk's ear.
01:11Don't worry, Master.
01:13You just meditate.
01:14I'll handle everything else.
01:16What are you babbling about?
01:19Snapped the Tiger Immortal.
01:20Let's start the contest.
01:24The Tiger Immortal and the Tang Monk went in front of the crowd.
01:28They sat down with their legs crossed and their palms facing up.
01:33They closed their eyes and started meditating.
01:37After a moment, the Tiger Immortal slowly floated up into the air.
01:41Uh-oh, said Ba-Jay.
01:44Master can't do that.
01:46He'll lose the contest.
01:48Don't worry, said Wukong.
01:50You just need some help from me.
01:53The monkey recited a spell and then blew toward the Tang Monk.
01:58The monk lifted off the ground.
02:01His eyes remained closed.
02:04Soon he was floating next to the Tiger Immortal.
02:06I think Master will win this contest, said Wu-Jing.
02:13I'm pretty good at meditating, too, said Ba-Jay.
02:16I could have competed in this contest.
02:19Wukong smirked.
02:21It would take a lot of magic to lift you, Ba-Jay.
02:24The pig snorted.
02:29Master's face is twitching, said Wu-Jing suddenly.
02:34Uh-oh, said Ba-Jay.
02:36I wonder what's wrong.
02:38Maybe he has a headache, said Wu-Jing.
02:41This isn't good.
02:43If the monk moves at all, he will lose the contest.
02:46Wukong looked up at the Tang Monk.
02:49I think he has an itch, said the monkey.
02:52Wait here.
02:53Wukong became invisible and flew up to the monk.
02:56A flea was crawling on the monk's head.
03:02Hmm...
03:03Thought Wu-Kang.
03:04Why would a flea be on the Tang Monk?
03:07He has no hair.
03:09The monkey bit his lip.
03:11The Tiger Immortal must have used magic to put this flea here.
03:15That rotten cheater.
03:18Wu-Kang brushed the flea away and scratched the Tang Monk's head.
03:22The monk's face stopped twitching.
03:26Now I'll teach the Tiger Immortal a lesson, thought Wu-Kang.
03:30The monkey plucked one of his hairs and turned it into a centipede.
03:34He dropped the centipede onto the Tiger Immortal's head.
03:40The Tiger Immortal's ear twitched as the centipede crawled over it.
03:46Then the centipede crawled along his mouth.
03:49The Tiger Immortal's lip curled slightly.
03:52His nose wrinkled.
03:54Next the centipede crawled on the Tiger Immortal's nose.
03:59The Tiger Immortal sniffed.
04:00And then...
04:02Ouch!
04:03Cried the Tiger Immortal.
04:05Something bit me!
04:08He lost his concentration and fell, hitting the ground with a puff of smoke.
04:14When the smoke cleared, a dead Tiger lay on the ground.
04:19The crowd gasped.
04:21Wu-Kang and the Tang Monk came back down.
04:24The crowd was silent.
04:28Taoists and Buddhists all stared at one another.
04:32The monkey cleared his throat.
04:34The Tiger Immortal was just an evil tiger spirit.
04:38Now that he's gone, I want you Taoists to treat the Buddhists kindly.
04:44Everybody should live together peacefully.
04:47A humid dizerings from Taoist祈り.
04:49A humid container they would say thanks to God,
04:51your godlich.
04:52You get you to go to Daily Walls,
04:52you get you to the trolls in the paycheck.
04:53Every ā 했습니다.
04:53A humidimo time of day of the year,
04:55everything you have died in the country ofologiaang,
04:55all the people come to Aww.
04:56Now that you have wanted to go together...
04:58Well that day of my life...
04:59A grandstanding thing about today,
04:59there's our love for you.
05:00A 40-1tka pitch fromstorms and all the people coming to be together.
05:01A small small call of the whole day of the world to be together.
05:03But I know something new to be together.
05:04So I know him,
05:06what I'll keep a heartbeat looking at life.
05:07What does that make my time back?
05:07Yeah when I'm so structured.
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