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Journey to the West 058 The Meditation Contest
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To the West, Chapter 58, The Meditation Contest
00:04
I challenge you to a meditation contest, said the Tiger Immortal.
00:18
Whoever can meditate the longest without moving is the winner.
00:22
Wukong Gold.
00:23
I used to meditate a lot, he thought.
00:26
But I haven't done it lately.
00:27
I'm terrible at sitting still.
00:31
The Tang Monk stepped forward.
00:34
I accept your challenge.
00:36
Master, are you sure?
00:37
Asked Wujing.
00:39
The Tang Monk nodded.
00:41
I've spent many years meditating.
00:43
This contest will be easy for me.
00:46
The Tiger Immortal grinned.
00:48
This won't be an ordinary meditation contest.
00:51
We will float in the air and meditate.
00:54
Can you do that?
00:55
Now the Tang Monk looked nervous.
00:59
But before the monk could answer, Wukong clapped him on the back.
01:04
Of course the Tang Monk can float in the air, the monkey replied.
01:09
Then he whispered into the monk's ear.
01:11
Don't worry, Master.
01:13
You just meditate.
01:14
I'll handle everything else.
01:16
What are you babbling about?
01:19
Snapped the Tiger Immortal.
01:20
Let's start the contest.
01:24
The Tiger Immortal and the Tang Monk went in front of the crowd.
01:28
They sat down with their legs crossed and their palms facing up.
01:33
They closed their eyes and started meditating.
01:37
After a moment, the Tiger Immortal slowly floated up into the air.
01:41
Uh-oh, said Ba-Jay.
01:44
Master can't do that.
01:46
He'll lose the contest.
01:48
Don't worry, said Wukong.
01:50
You just need some help from me.
01:53
The monkey recited a spell and then blew toward the Tang Monk.
01:58
The monk lifted off the ground.
02:01
His eyes remained closed.
02:04
Soon he was floating next to the Tiger Immortal.
02:06
I think Master will win this contest, said Wu-Jing.
02:13
I'm pretty good at meditating, too, said Ba-Jay.
02:16
I could have competed in this contest.
02:19
Wukong smirked.
02:21
It would take a lot of magic to lift you, Ba-Jay.
02:24
The pig snorted.
02:29
Master's face is twitching, said Wu-Jing suddenly.
02:34
Uh-oh, said Ba-Jay.
02:36
I wonder what's wrong.
02:38
Maybe he has a headache, said Wu-Jing.
02:41
This isn't good.
02:43
If the monk moves at all, he will lose the contest.
02:46
Wukong looked up at the Tang Monk.
02:49
I think he has an itch, said the monkey.
02:52
Wait here.
02:53
Wukong became invisible and flew up to the monk.
02:56
A flea was crawling on the monk's head.
03:02
Hmm...
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Thought Wu-Kang.
03:04
Why would a flea be on the Tang Monk?
03:07
He has no hair.
03:09
The monkey bit his lip.
03:11
The Tiger Immortal must have used magic to put this flea here.
03:15
That rotten cheater.
03:18
Wu-Kang brushed the flea away and scratched the Tang Monk's head.
03:22
The monk's face stopped twitching.
03:26
Now I'll teach the Tiger Immortal a lesson, thought Wu-Kang.
03:30
The monkey plucked one of his hairs and turned it into a centipede.
03:34
He dropped the centipede onto the Tiger Immortal's head.
03:40
The Tiger Immortal's ear twitched as the centipede crawled over it.
03:46
Then the centipede crawled along his mouth.
03:49
The Tiger Immortal's lip curled slightly.
03:52
His nose wrinkled.
03:54
Next the centipede crawled on the Tiger Immortal's nose.
03:59
The Tiger Immortal sniffed.
04:00
And then...
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Ouch!
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Cried the Tiger Immortal.
04:05
Something bit me!
04:08
He lost his concentration and fell, hitting the ground with a puff of smoke.
04:14
When the smoke cleared, a dead Tiger lay on the ground.
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The crowd gasped.
04:21
Wu-Kang and the Tang Monk came back down.
04:24
The crowd was silent.
04:28
Taoists and Buddhists all stared at one another.
04:32
The monkey cleared his throat.
04:34
The Tiger Immortal was just an evil tiger spirit.
04:38
Now that he's gone, I want you Taoists to treat the Buddhists kindly.
04:44
Everybody should live together peacefully.
04:47
A humid dizerings from Taoist祈り.
04:49
A humid container they would say thanks to God,
04:51
your godlich.
04:52
You get you to go to Daily Walls,
04:52
you get you to the trolls in the paycheck.
04:53
Every ā 했습니다.
04:53
A humidimo time of day of the year,
04:55
everything you have died in the country ofologiaang,
04:55
all the people come to Aww.
04:56
Now that you have wanted to go together...
04:58
Well that day of my life...
04:59
A grandstanding thing about today,
04:59
there's our love for you.
05:00
A 40-1tka pitch fromstorms and all the people coming to be together.
05:01
A small small call of the whole day of the world to be together.
05:03
But I know something new to be together.
05:04
So I know him,
05:06
what I'll keep a heartbeat looking at life.
05:07
What does that make my time back?
05:07
Yeah when I'm so structured.
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