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00:00Oh yeah, uh, howdy howdy. Uh, god damn it. Uh, how's that ready?
00:15Audrey, get water! You just gotta do that before the recording.
00:18Now, we're gonna continue our adventure as a Wario on normal, cause F that.
00:23And uh, I hate this level.
00:25Now, as you see, Mad Scientist, uh, Mario takes something.
00:32And then Wario gets molested by an octopus.
00:34And I think at this point, Mario's story, I think they go to heaven.
00:38The fight, Wario fights this one dude in heaven, I think.
00:41But, that's where, uh, Mario's and Wario's story, uh, splits up.
00:47Uh, I forgot to mention a part one.
00:50Um, there are a few diff- uh, interaction differences based on, oh.
00:55Uh, based on what happens.
01:00Like, in, in Wario's story, all the situations that happen, it is Mario's fault.
01:05And then in Wario's story, all the situations that are happening is because it's Wario's fault.
01:11So, um, you know, it kinda depends who you, whose story you trust the most on, you know.
01:21Which story is canon and which one's not canon.
01:24Like, do you take Mario's word or do you take Wario's word?
01:27It's, it's interesting, to be sure.
01:30But, um...
01:40As long as I have the reset button, nothing will happen to me.
01:52It just so happens, I know, I know the secret to failure.
01:56It's to, uh, be myself.
02:07FUCK!
02:08Oh, God.
02:24OH!
02:25Oh, I hate this guy.
02:27Why?!
02:57I know! I hear you, Alarm! Shut up!
03:27I don't even remember how I beat this as a kid! I don't know if for effect I beat it as a kid!
03:47There's a strategy I see, but I don't want to risk it!
03:53No, the strategy's not losing, F you!
04:00At this point, it might as well be!
04:07Oh, I did it! Somehow!
04:11Oh, I won! I did it! I won! Finally!
04:20Okay, no, uh, I thought Mario fu-
04:23Okay, wait, no, okay, I'm confused!
04:25So, uh, I think I might just do Mario's playthrough just to kill some goddamn time, because I don't remember exactly what happened to-
04:32Yo, okay, that was the Matti at his fault, and Mario was Mario, so now he gets to fight a frog!
04:37It's not the sexy beast from Quest 64, so I'll have to tolerate this!
04:43Raymond, it's in! We got like two more stages after this!
04:46Oh no, the next stage sucks, because it literally-
04:48It's- it's the most random kind of outcome type of stage!
04:52Oh shiiiit!
05:07What?
05:08Well, he's helping me out mostly! Got two for one! This guy sucks!
05:23Okay, my effing inner game, okay, that's interesting, so that's how they move on this kind of platform, because how, okay, so, it's not pixel perfect, but if you move, if you move the, uh, d-pad slightly correct at the right time,
05:53you can, it's like a little, it's not supposed to go in that direction, it's not supposed to go, like, left and right, but it is this weird motion where it can zigzag, and that is interesting.
06:11Oh, we're in my gamer mode, yeah, see, when I get frustrated at the game, I just begin to analyze it, why don't I like it?
06:23Oh, it, whoa, okay, the alarm is going off for him, I thought it was going off for me, I was going to say, I know for a fact I haven't been sucking, at least not more than usual.
06:41Alright, alright.
06:42Please, no, please, no, please, no.
07:09Oh, okay, I think I can make it work.
07:16Emphasis on the word think.
07:21Oh, see, now I'm about to mess up.
07:39Oh, I swear to God, I'm not even paying attention to the other side of this one, I'm just, I'm like, well, I gotta know, I won't think, or else I'll die.
08:06No, this stage is fairly infamous, I'm not really going to skip it, but the hammer mode is so sexy.
08:17Look at this sexy beast.
08:20Eliminate, eliminate.
08:22Yeah, we all do.
08:24So, guess what, this is a free-for-all.
08:27Yeah, this is the only time to start where this happens.
08:29It's out of nowhere, too.
08:31Alright, play this game for, multi-part-wise, it's kind of a nightmare.
08:35Let's see what I gotta do.
08:36Just as I'm gonna have to mess.
08:3736?
08:43Oh, God, the resolution on my screen is, no.
08:45I have to keep an eye out for everybody in this one, because I, I, it, the, oh, boy.
09:02Hey, I am not ready, because this stage, this stage sucked when I was a kid, it sucks right now.
09:16That's you, I'm Mario.
09:17I'm Mario.
09:22I'm Mario.
09:23Yeah, I was right, that's the pixel-perfect thing I was talking about in the last one.
09:49I don't even know who's winning, I'm not making attention to anybody else but my own.
10:10Die!
10:19Why did I do that?
10:21Why did I do that?
10:27Hello, my name is Meta, and today we're gonna teach you how to not have you play Dr. Mario.
10:37Because I sure as hell don't know how to play this.
10:49I'm doing a bad job right now. An ungodly bad job right now.
11:02Alright, Dr. Mario's winning.
11:08I don't know how I did it, but I did it!
11:10Hammerbots aren't too far behind.
11:15Mad Scientist is slacking.
11:26No!
11:31Mad Scientist might have to get out first.
11:35Unless I find a way to screw it up again.
11:40Alright, Dr. Mario and Hammerbots are tied.
11:54This stage is so random!
11:57Guys, we gotta make this game on a budget.
12:00With a budget.
12:02I don't know.
12:06Okay, Mad Scientist is slacking.
12:08I know in multiplayer, um...
12:10When you lose, you can technically troll anybody else who's still playing the game.
12:14Which makes it...
12:15I think a nightmare.
12:20Just like Ruby!
12:23I laugh, but...
12:25It's not fun.
12:29Dr. Mario!
12:30Living up to his goddamn profession.
12:31I'm kinda proud of him.
12:32At the same time, deeply annoyed.
12:33Why did I do that?
12:34There's so much room I gotta effing kill off in such a short amount of time, it's ridiculous.
12:36I'm kinda proud of him.
12:37I'm kinda proud of him.
12:38At the same time, deeply annoyed.
12:44Why did I do that?
12:45There's so much room I gotta effing kill off in such a short amount of time, it's ridiculous.
12:58Alright, Dr. Mario's got 11.
13:15Here we go!
13:16Here we go!
13:17Yeah, by the way, I totally planned that.
13:28All the evidence that says otherwise?
13:30Yeah, it's fake and gay.
13:34Now that was fake and gay.
13:48Goddamn.
13:50Mario Die 7!
13:51Mario Die 7!
14:15If you...
14:162!
14:22Do I really wanna redo the stage?
14:34Just gotta observe.
14:52F you, Mario!
15:04I'm so focused on Mario's thing, I kinda...
15:07I lost the plot to my own.
15:13Just trying to do some super major wombo combo thing.
15:16That or I'm overestimating the AI, which is very possible!
15:28Yeah, no.
15:35Please, no.
15:36Oh god, yes.
15:37That's what I'm looking for.
15:38Oh, yes!
15:48Alright, Hammerbot's out first.
15:49Which is not exactly what I expected.
15:51What I expected.
16:02Oh, this sucks.
16:04Alright.
16:05Who's winning?
16:20No, no, don't care.
16:32I don't think I'm going to play this game ever again after this.
16:34Unless I, like, have to as a dad.
16:36Yeah, so when I was younger, I played me some Dr. Mario.
16:40It wasn't a very good goddamn game anyway.
16:46Oh, it was worth...
16:47It was alright.
16:507-3!
16:53I want it too goddamn hard.
16:55Come on, Mario!
16:57Come on, Mario!
17:05Come on, Mario!
17:06Let's go.
17:08Ah, damn it!
17:38Needs a red
17:43Yeah, I see you Mario
17:53I'm just getting monster lucky with these random drops that they effing keep going at me
18:02Those a double again with these pieces. I don't need
18:08Anywhere with that one
18:21Okay, let's try this again not fun anymore. This is just get on my nerves
18:30The one time I was effing winning and it wants to throw everything at the last second 34 minutes
18:38Oh
18:41Yeah
18:56Now if you're asking what I just did it why why did I keep resetting I
19:00Wanted to have a pill where I had an advantage
19:02And obviously
19:04That doesn't really matter how I'm stupid
19:14Okay, so I was just you know, I was grinding this it took me 26 minutes, but uh
19:19Um, this is a different day recording, so if I sound different. Well, you know, why?
19:26But that happened I won I
19:30Mean I'm never gonna lie. I was actually doing some combos. I kind of rearrange my strategy and now it's my Ruby
19:36All right
19:38All right, here we go
19:41Cuz I'm waddy
19:42Get back here
19:43Don't be a hammer ball. No go back. She cute
19:47Man science team you won't get away from me. I'm waddy
19:51I'm gonna get out my drink
19:53I'm gonna die
19:55All right
19:57Not for Ruby
19:59Ruby's castle
20:01And wario's effing derpy derp look the mega vitamins are mine
20:05Okay, I mean it doesn't really matter and dr. Mario and our warrior story that dialogue is the same no matter what
20:16Now for ruby and I can get in goddamn tea. I'm gonna restart a lot
20:19Cuz uh ruby's hard technically speaking ruby is the final boss of this game
20:26Oh, yeah, I know people like to say the stage after this is the final boss, but you know what uh they suck
20:34I think I can recover. Oh, you already did it for me
20:38Dumbass
20:40So with ruby I just um I would advise getting very aggressive with ruby as fast as you can
20:46Because ruby's not the type of a player that you're gonna want to take your time with because the longer you take the faster
20:54He's gonna have you in his clutches
20:59Outside of that I do like ruby's theme song. It's a little too good if you ask me. It's not even that bad
21:08It's really well orchestrated
21:11You know for tiptoons
21:13But everybody likes to take tiptoons super goddamn seriously in this day and age because it makes it feel nostalgic
21:19Homie, you're almost 30 like me shut up
21:23And like that I get paid in the video and like that I just messed myself up
21:29But even off screen I was pretty fast with um
21:32Um
21:34Resetting because the last stage in my opinion is the hardest you're not gonna you're not gonna see me fending me all night
21:42Oh, God
21:46Like this one's hard, but for different reasons
21:51All right, see if I can get a side
21:54I can get a sideswipe right here
21:56Oh
22:01Oh shit
22:03Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to do that because if I panic I'm out
22:06Oh
22:12Oh
22:14Oh
22:18Shit
22:20Shit
22:21Uh, cause Ruby will just pummel me as soon as I start.
22:28Oh man, this is gonna get frustrating.
22:34Oh man, if you won't know, if you could tell, this is gonna be heavily edited because goddammit I hate it.
22:51Yeah, no.
23:11Oh boy, here we go.
23:18Not enough.
23:25Shit!
23:31Great, I'm not gonna be able to recover even if I do get this right.
23:35He has 10 left, what the hell am I talking about?
23:41I got effing 20, he's got two, eff that.
23:48Ugh, I got my neck.
23:54Ugh, I hate this.
23:55I'm turning on this goddamn light.
23:57No, I'm not turning on that light, I'm turning on that light.
23:59Fuck that.
24:00It's so bright!
24:02It's so bright!
24:03It's so bright!
24:04It's so bright!
24:09It's so bright!
24:24It's so bright!
24:29I did it again!
24:54This is taking a while.
24:59This is the baking button.
25:02This is the baking button.
25:05This is the baking button.
25:08It's easy to make it.
25:14You cut the baking button.
25:18You cut the baking button in the square.
25:23Goddamn, I hate this.
25:47Uh, this is just getting tiresome.
25:53Why do they always keep flowing in places where I need them to actually go?
26:23Yeah, I don't know about this.
26:45I love this.
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