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00:00Howdy everybody welcome back because apparently somebody wanted me to play
00:06this game I haven't done a video upload in a while so here we are with dr.
00:11Mario 64 released on the same year as 9-11 go figure all right let's get this
00:18started one player I know somebody wanted me to play this so here I am
00:22playing this with that I did some practice ones with grace in advance on
00:26parsec but uh I don't want to do that again I knew this is a waddle I mean I
00:33like to start with Mario but Wario has a sexier enemies and I'm doing this on
00:37hard F that okay I'm not really good at puzzle games now the interesting about
00:43this game is that we could technically speak through the entire story by
00:46holding the a button everything's called times to speed which is up my alley I
00:50don't feel like reading all this all right I'm a protein drink because god
00:55damn it I don't know how many stages I'm gonna do apart I'm just gonna effing go
01:04through with it actually my favorite thing my favorite part about Dr. Mario's
01:08story is some guy was dying or something and he just kicks the guy's fruit away
01:12like fuck you okay I'm the doctor anyway stage 1 Dr. Mario vs Wario we won't get
01:19this until I you know smash 4 and then my effing game will lag completely my big
01:29problem with effing puzzle games is how slow I am I did not calculate that at all
01:40god damn it are you effing puzzle fanatics that they're gonna make fun of me for it
01:50god damn it get down there get down there I hear you cat but you already eat
02:05god damn it I did it again I got it damn it I did it again I ain't not doing so hot
02:20go are you go oh I didn't even see that coming that's the magic of my puzzle games you can
02:38mess up you can somehow do a combo like that
02:41I know exactly what I did wrong I am not gonna risk that
02:50god damn it I already messed up
02:57yeah get it down there
03:05there we go oh hooray
03:16you can't tell if Mario is winning or not no I'm winning yay
03:20man you don't know what you're doing in this puzzle game
03:24I clearly do not god damn it I thought that was
03:28oh mark dr. Mario is losing as I lose my concentration
03:37yay
03:43so I open a corridor right there so I can get I can finish off the reds like this well I mean I want to be creative
04:09the magic of bullshit
04:23doesn't matter
04:37because I want to brag there we go I say today I did it I took more drugs than Mario
04:52all right continue oh yeah I don't like I'm too concentrated because I know I suck dick at this
04:58game oh right okay so I should be talking about this so Dr. Mario has some enemies from Wario's
05:05games kind of weird but we're coming up to this one this very very sexy beast another big thing is
05:12that Mar is that Dr. Mario and Wario go through they share the same story but they they face
05:19different enemies throughout the throughout the progress of the story because at first I
05:24believe they share the same ones but as it progresses they start to face off against
05:28different threats I think Dr. Mario is the one who has to deal with the giant sleeping frog and I
05:33hate that stage because a little unnecessary I am I am stupid no wait I can make this work
06:00also the song is like something that would be in Mario Sunshine I think it's the steel drums it's just me I
06:11think somebody might be able to edit this in some Mario Sunshine but no but it's just me it feels like
06:21because I want to be in uh sunshine they say in puzzle games you can tell how smart someone is by how they handle pressure well I must not be handling pressure pretty good oh god
06:44that part is a lost cause I don't know how to fix it the only way I can fix it is if I go under it
06:56which is fine I don't have a problem doing that well the problem is actually getting under it
07:04there we go there we go
07:18Wario your effing domain is about to expire
07:28Wario the alarm wants to go off until you effing get rid of that
07:37I don't
07:42I hear you okay siren calm down
07:52Oh no I messed myself up no I did not
07:56I can I can still win
08:01No I cannot
08:08This is horrible
08:13I don't know I'm not so hot you tell me gamers I keep messing oh no okay I see strategy
08:27If I just keep messing up it'll eventually play out professional oh thank god I never got asked to play out
08:36Why is it every time I take three steps forward I take 45 steps backwards
08:45Are you kidding me I am
08:58Oh great all right this is gonna work
09:10Oh I won
09:20God damn I hate it
09:31Puzzle games I'm not very good at that
09:33Oh now we're gonna get to another set
09:35Wario won't stop me from eating those to get those mega vitamins
09:39Oh no Wario
09:41Wario where are you going
09:42You don't look very tasty
09:49It's okay Wario
09:51She isn't here to eat you the war way
09:53They're here to eat you in the uh
09:56Sexual chemistry kind of way
09:58All right
10:01Let's go
10:06Oh I already did it
10:08I made a big move
10:10Now this is the part where I utterly fail
10:12I know I'm doing too good in the beginning
10:25This is gonna backfire tremendously at some point
10:27I just have to be patient
10:32I'm locked in folks
10:39Oh see I already messed myself up
10:53I was I was I was being a good gamer
10:55I'm a good gamer
11:02He said I got cocky
11:04There we go
11:08I mean it sounds like it's pretty tedious but I don't know man
11:18If y'all like it y'all like it
11:19I'm kind of in the middle
11:20Where I don't I don't hate it but I also don't like it
11:24It's it's there
11:25There we go
11:35What lack of ideas
11:36Who are you those
11:37What lackachu
11:42What lack of ideas
11:43What lack autocoss
12:00But the spider is so cute! Look at it! It's adorable!
12:13Maybe a little too cute. Maybe a little too cute. Maybe confection. Maybe that's what it is.
12:21I'm having a lot of- I'm having an easier time with this stage than compared to last.
12:31Oh man, the effing endgame of this game sucks dick so goddamn it.
12:37Aww, I made her cry! This is so precious!
12:44Here we go!
12:46I gotta make lyrics for this.
12:55I don't know 100 minutes and I am into recording.
12:57I know if you lose on medium, you have to replay the entire goddamn game just to get to the best ending.
13:03Which, yeah, no, I'm good!
13:06Oh, I messed up. Shit. I could've- I could've already had this done. I messed up. Shit.
13:21There we go.
13:26I- I'm sorry babe, but that's just how the cookie crumbles.
13:30Okay, my girl, you lost. But if you don't have a number, I'm always available, Miss Cutie Spider.
13:39Alright, uh, I can't- okay. This is where it splits off. Yeah, yeah, officially.
13:44Cause Spider- cause Dr. Mario and Wario face off against both these little critters, and the boss here is Ruby from that one Wario game.
13:50But he does get to meet Mario, unless you read the manga.
13:53Alright, this is where it splits off. Yeah, yeah, officially.
13:57Cause Spider- cause Dr. Mario and Wario face off against both these little critters, and the boss here is Ruby from that one Wario game.
14:05But he does get to meet Mario, unless you read the manga.
14:08Alright, this is my favorite scene.
14:10He dropped my phone. Mario, you kicked it into orbit. What kind of hero are you?
14:18Wario.
14:20Wario.
14:21I can't believe Wario.
14:23Sometimes you just gotta eat, homie.
14:25Like, man.
14:26Oh, I gotta- I gotta do a lot, but Jesus Christ, man, I'm hungry.
14:35Yeah, let's go.
14:45Oh, no, I ran!
14:47Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.
14:56Damn, I-I was effing, ah man, I said it so god damn loud, man, the effing blood of my head rushed.
15:02Oops, I messed up.
15:22Oof!
15:24He said the Roblox theme, guys! He's cool now!
15:27Oof!
15:32Wait, he's almost done?! What the fuck?!
15:49I hear you, Mr. Effing-
15:53Well, not exactly what I wanted to do.
15:57Okay, I'm fine with that.
16:02Oh, yeah, I know I'm in a dangerous spot. Shut up!
16:16I'll figure out that pile later!
16:19Yes!
16:20Yes!
16:21Yes!
16:22Yes!
16:23Yes!
16:24Yes!
16:25Yes!
16:26Yes!
16:27Yes!
16:28Yes!
16:29Yes!
16:30Yes!
16:32Yes!
16:33Yes!
16:34Yes!
16:35Yes!
16:36Yes!
16:38Yes!
16:39Oh, man, I'm screwed!
16:42Oh, man, I'm screwed.
16:49No, I messed up myself.
16:52That never happened.
17:09Yeah, I know.
17:10Yeah, I know.
17:11I'm a professional X player.
17:12Enough of that.
17:12I'm not going to redo all that.
17:15I know the rules this game plays by.
17:18It's stupid, but I know the rules.
17:28Before anybody asks, am I going to pull up any kind of super major combos in this game?
17:33If you notice how bad I'm playing these first two stages, obviously you should know by now.
17:37I kind of suck dick at it.
17:39I didn't even notice that.
17:43I saved the name.
17:44Hooray.
17:45No!
17:46Oh, damn.
17:57Oh, damn.
17:58Oh, damn.
18:00Oh, damn.
18:02No.
18:02That was not part of my plan, but I'm going to approve of it.
18:21There we go.
18:21See, I did it.
18:23I'm doing it.
18:23I'm lost.
18:24I did it.
18:43All right.
18:44Okay, here we go.
18:47The easiest combo I can find.
18:55Understandable.
18:57There we go.
19:01I missed it again!
19:02I mean, if I actually was doing it that way, that would have solved all my problems.
19:15Oh, goddammit.
19:16Oh, jeez.
19:18Oh, shit.
19:18Oh, shit.
19:29You think you can beat me?
19:30I'm Mario!
19:30You just wait till I'm done!
19:37I'm going to effing break your face!
19:47Yes!
19:53There is no escape for me now, blue man!
19:56Blue man?
19:57Oh, he's like, oh, he's got a pink-ish red.
20:09Yes, you!
20:10Oh, we're tied 5-5!
20:18Yes!
20:19Oh.
20:23No, no more!
20:24You're giving me all the colors I don't need!
20:38And with that, I can get the effing red.
20:40And it's over.
20:55Pheew!
20:55I'm Mario!
21:00Alright, we made it to stage 4.
21:02With me having almost no commentary.
21:03Because goddamn, I'm Mario!
21:05I'm Mario!
21:06I'm Mario!
21:07Definitely.
21:07Can't go.
21:08Ha ha ha ha.
21:10What?
21:14Yeah!
21:14I'm too late I'm out.
21:17I'm too late I However, I'm too late I'm out.
21:23I'm too late I'm too late.
21:25I'm too late I'm too late I remember this, yep.
21:26With me I love it, and I'm too late.
21:28I'm too late I did!
21:29I'd love it...
21:30hearted.
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