Meta Plays - Daikatana 64 - video Dailymotion

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00:00Sometimes you gotta tell your fans no, but they already made for this, so I'm gonna do this.

00:06Yeah, I don't got time for the plot. We're just gonna go right into this, alright?

00:09It's a ten minute intro sequence, and I ain't got time for it.

00:21Oh, okay, there is a little, uh, random walk option. That's weird, I didn't know that.

00:26Oh well.

00:30But here we are, we're playing some Daikatana, because one poor soul really wanted to see me suffer through this monstrosity,

00:35and I decided, yeah, sure, why not? I love bad games.

00:42So here we go, let's see how far we can get into this game before I decide that, you know,

00:46some people aren't worth listening to.

00:48So I know we're coming up to the infamous wall part.

00:55And she did try to convince you to play this on PC. Yeah, no, no, we're not doing that.

01:00Here we are, the infamous wall part.

01:12Apparently it's left and then down.

01:18Apparently.

01:19Apparently, uh,

01:27Apparently.

01:29Uh,

01:29L.

01:30Oh,

01:32Do you want to cut out everything on PC?

01:35Um...

01:36Do you want to cut out your couch?

01:38Or is this a little bit of a day?

01:40Or is this a little bit of a donut?

01:41Or is this a little bit of a donut?

01:42I just wanted to use a toy?

01:43It's a little bit of a donut.

01:43I'm not going to be a dog.

01:44What happens when I did this?

01:45I haven't seen a donut.

01:46I haven't seen a donut today, I think so.

01:47I'm holding the L and I'm holding the D-pad, so something's not working here.

02:14Goddammit.

02:33Oh, okay. A and R. Why? Why did everybody tell me it wasn't that?

02:44It's dumb.

02:50I'm not going to call the title, How Do I Crouch because that'd be a little too obvious.

02:53Oh, no! That's poorly made bottles! We can do this!

03:05That's not working!

03:06Oh, the words blew up.

03:12The only thing from this game I actually like is that one song.

03:15Oh, and the stage your song.

03:17Or maybe the final boss music. That's about it.

03:32Let's see. Is there any secrets? Of course not. Why wouldn't there be?

03:42Eat that, Doom lovers. No, don't eat that. You guys deserve a better game.

03:48Okay, here we go.

04:01I think that's like...

04:05This first stage has no music. I mean, from a designer standpoint, this stage is horrible.

04:11There's no music. There's not really anything complimenting the fact that you're actually on an adventure.

04:17I'm even including within the context of the beginning scene that we skipped because, yeah, it gives us a lot of filler and information.

04:25But there's no real atmosphere in this first stage.

04:28You know, I'm playing. The atmosphere, it comes down to sheer audio. And the audio you get in the first stage is sound effects, bug noises, and rain.

04:37It's atmospheric, sure. But it's such a weak opening.

04:42Alright, here's a content I'm not going to skip because I don't want to eat me some SpaghettiOs.

04:46My SpaghettiOs are nowhere near me!

04:48Oh yeah, I hope you guys like this one singular song because it plays throughout the entire goddamn game.

05:02Who's that? He's the ghost. You want context? Go watch someone else.

05:07Go watch someone else.

05:14What the? Who?

05:16Mmhmm. Mm.

05:20Mm.

05:22Mm.

05:23Mm.

05:28Mm.

05:30Goddamn. This is actually pretty good.

05:34It's actually pretty good.

05:42Goddamn.

05:46I mean the chicken in it isn't that bad.

05:48Um.

05:54Mm.

05:56Oh!

05:57Look at that again.

06:01Alright, let's go.

06:02Let's go.

06:03Today's show. We're six minutes in.

06:05Goddamn.

06:09Mm.

06:15Mm.

06:21Mm.

06:29Alright.

06:30Order goes consumed.

06:31Mm-hmm.

06:33Alright.

06:35Order is led to what?

06:39Alright. Keep room stasis.

06:41Alright.

06:42Reminder.

06:43At this point in the N64's life span, they can do voice acting.

06:48They were just cheap.

06:50Then again, this game is never supposed to be on the N64.

06:51Finally.

06:52Finally.

06:53Solitary.

06:54Episode 1, issue 2.

06:56The hell is it?

06:57Oh.

06:58There!

06:59Yeah, boy!

07:00Neaw, Neaw, Neaw, Neaw, Neaw, Neaw, Neaw.

07:06The hell is it?

07:10Oh. There! Yeah, boy!

07:13NEO NEO! NEO NEO NEO NEO!

07:16NEO NEO NEO NEO NEO NEO NEO!

07:19I think this is what the stage is where the epic robots can gain rates into a corner.

07:25That's why no perfectionist cases!

07:27And this is what I-

07:31My armor!

07:46You can't stop me! I will push every button!

07:52Alright, the door is now unlocked.

08:01That took way too goddamn long!

08:25You get this-

08:26WHAT'S THE SKILL POWER UP?

08:28Not bad! Why am I walking?

08:33I'm gonna get this game over with for the running!

08:38Let's get him over with for the running!

08:45Boing-told!

08:46Swim, now-ow-ow!

08:47W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O.

09:06Boy, I can't see any units for some reason.

09:10There's a button over here somewhere, though.

09:11Guess not.

09:12Now where do I go?

09:13I like the song, but god damn it. I think it carries the soundtrack a little too much.

09:25God damn, we're gonna go.

09:35Are you kidding me? Not again.

09:40Okay, you have to put him- alright, you have to-

09:41Uh, push him at exactly the same time. My arm was almost gone.

10:03Oh.

10:04Who the fuck?

10:19Aye.

10:25Why does it ricochet back?

10:28God damn it, get down here.

10:29Oh.

10:46Oh.

10:48Oh, you were kidding me.

10:50There's no bridge?

10:56What the hell can a lot- what kind of facility is this?

10:58The hell's a bridge?

11:01I'm gonna die.

11:06There's a lot of things to be worried about.

11:07My health is unfortunately not one of them.

11:09Oh, what the fuck?

11:26Just punch him to death.

11:27Oh.

11:49Oh, there's another skill power, but I don't know what it does.

11:51Oh.

11:55I'm gonna die.

11:56That's what I'm gonna do.

12:05Oh.

12:06Oh, my God.

12:36I don't know what kind of knockback is...

12:37What the shit?

12:41Oh, yeah.

12:42I don't get to die point blank, but no.

12:47All right.

12:47Let's see what the hell this power does.

12:52Oh, that didn't do a damn thing.

12:54That didn't do a damn thing either.

12:58This goddamn game.

13:06Yeah, I'm not surprised at that at the very beginning.

13:14All right, let's get this over to the right.

13:16You're effing kidding me?

13:36Got to actually do it the right way?

13:37Okay, I'm thinking of the other part.

13:51You got the skill power.

13:53Yeah, I know.

13:59Let's do this.

14:00I really...

14:01Sometimes you just need to tell people now.

14:16Are you kidding?

14:17Okay, so what surfaces does this gun not ricochet?

14:20I don't know.

14:21I don't know.

14:22Okay.

14:53Oh, that's the part I was missing.

15:13God, I hate this if in game.

15:16I'm trying my best, folks, I really am.

15:22Oh, that's the fact I died.

15:29Oh!

15:36Oh, that's the fact I died.

15:43Oh, that's the fact I died.

15:45Oh, that's the fact I died.

15:48Oh, that's the fact I died.

15:55Oh, that's the fact I died.

15:59F-YOU!

16:08I don't know why you guys have to play this for sure.

16:24Nothing flies, go away!

16:29I don't know why you guys have to play this for sure.

16:48Is this guy small?

16:49I don't really think I'd be editing this much.

17:00This part much.

17:01Nice.

17:02Nice.

17:03Nice.

17:04Nice.

17:12Nice.

17:13Oh, God damn it.

17:26No real reason.

17:41I just wanted to chew them.

18:05Oh.

18:09Okay, then I can make the bridge.

18:16Okay, I've been- alright, I'm gonna hate this game.

18:20Now, now, now.

18:22Alright, so...

18:27Yeah, if you and your horrible hitbugs, you can't kill me.

18:34Yeah, I can...

18:41Yeah, I can't kill you.

19:02I can't kill you.

19:09I can't kill you.

19:13I can't kill you.

19:20Alright.

19:21I can't kill you.

19:22I can't kill you.

19:24I can't kill you.

19:28What- It's a little frustration.

19:29Ha ha!

19:30I'm trying to make it work, alright?

19:35I need to be recovered. Thank god. I'm dying. We're all mad.

19:46Welcome to Mishima. God damn it.

19:50Haichi has done- Haichi has done now.

19:53Not only did he create Taken, he gave us a horrible game.

19:56Debate to be horrible. Depends on what you want to ask.

19:58Me?

19:59Ah!

20:05Me? Fits your best.

20:09I effing shot myself more than I shot him.

20:16Watch what you have to cut back apart from your board when I can get a better handle than this goddamn game.

20:22AYE!

20:27I'm going to die.

20:30Where the hell did he even come from?

20:35I hope I ran into a checkpoint.

20:40I sure as hell don't feel like I'm doing this entire stage over again.

20:45Why the hell was it-

20:46Well, at least he died.

20:57I'm supposed to run into Superfly in this stage.

21:00It's not the next one.

21:01No, the next stage is, uh, Mimiko.

21:16Thank god you have no bullets or else you wouldn't be a nightmare.

21:20I mean, she wonders why I'm not going to play the goddamn PC with me.

21:25AYE!

21:31And I fell into the one bottomless pit.

21:33Let's see how far back they send me.

21:34Well, um...

21:47I think I'm done.

21:53Let's see how far back they're going to play.

21:54Let's see how far back they're going to play.

21:55Let's see how far back they're going to play.

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