00:00Vlogs are the lowest form of entertainment on the internet today.
00:06They're the AIDS of YouTube.
00:08But guess what?
00:10It's time for a vlog!
00:26Emoticon.
00:30Emotionicons.
00:32It's one of those things that people say, have typed on the internet,
00:36but I've never actually heard it in real life.
00:39So I'm just gonna call them emoticons.
00:42Grudges.
00:43I literally cannot hold a grudge.
00:45I don't know what it is, I just can't.
00:47I need, even if I didn't do some-
00:50There's a plane, why is there a plane?
00:53Even if I didn't do anything wrong,
00:55I still feel the need to say sorry to the person.
00:58I don't know what it is!
00:59People can say the worst crap about me.
01:03See, I didn't say the S word,
01:05because I don't wanna curse anymore.
01:07People can say the worst crap about me,
01:09and if they say sorry, I'll just be like,
01:12Kay, let's be best friends again.
01:14Because I do not care!
01:16And then when I do something mean, I always feel so bad about it.
01:20Like, I don't know if you guys saw,
01:22but some of you did.
01:23I had this vlog up a while ago.
01:25It was like in the way, way beginning,
01:27before most of you were even, like, here.
01:29And it was about my high school days.
01:31And I was a terrible person.
01:35I was mean to a lot of people.
01:36I was the title of people's hit lists.
01:40I was such a fake, popular, little scum of high school.
01:46So, once I graduated,
01:48I actually messaged a lot of the people I was mean to.
01:51And I was-
01:52I sent them novels!
01:54Like-
01:55Hey faggot.
01:56You are now running on reserve battery power.
01:59Basically.
02:09Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else.
02:14You are the one who gets burned.
02:16Buddha.
02:17I don't even know what this vlog is about.
02:19I was just really bored it's too hot to go outside.
02:22It's the devil's butthole outside.
02:24I looked at my statistics on YouTube the other day.
02:28And look at the age groups.
02:31Look at that.
02:32And then-
02:33Oh!
02:34And look at this.
02:36Ladies.
02:37And the reason why I'm not using my nice camera is because blogs don't deserve to be filmed on
02:48the nice camera.
02:50Because the nice camera is nice.
02:53And the blogs are blogs.
02:56So.
02:57This.
02:58Is only used.
02:59Oh it's a really cute picture.
03:00You guys look really cute.
03:01Wait.
03:02Smile.
03:03Smile.
03:04Put your peeing away.
03:05Oh I tried to play Team Fortress 2 the other day.
03:11Oh man this is going to be the coolest game ever.
03:12Die.
03:13Die.
03:14Dead.
03:15Dead.
03:16Dead.
03:17Dying.
03:18Dying.
03:19Dying.
03:20Dying.
03:21Dying.
03:22Dead.
03:23Dead.
03:24Dead.
03:25Dying.
03:26Dying.
03:27Dying.
03:28Dying.
03:29Dying.
03:30Dying.
03:31Dead.
03:32Dead.
03:33Dead.
03:34Dead.
03:35Dead.
03:36Dead.
03:37can't even this is gonna be great dead so for those of you who are asking
03:42this window is weird i look like i didn't make it vlog is so boring i've i've been so boring
03:51really you have no idea like i even deleted almost a good half of my youtube videos because i just
03:59watched them and i was like why it's my almost one year anniversary with this channel
04:07suck it in fatty i'm talking to you suck it in don't i don't want to see i don't want to see
04:13your put your boobs away i don't want to see them actually no take them out i want to see
04:17take them out smoke them together good girl
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