00:01Say you're hoping to get a new job, or you want your crush to notice you.
00:05You could blindly hope for it, or you could head over to Etsy, fork over some cash, and let a professional witch handle it for you.
00:10An Etsy witch's spell can cost anywhere from a couple bucks to tens of thousands of dollars, but no outcomes are guaranteed.
00:17This method is less like sitting in a pew on Sunday mornings, and more akin to tarot readings, crystals, chakras, astrology, spell jars, and psychics.
00:25Vibes-based spirituality versus organized religion.
00:28Instead of tithing, it's trendy to pay a creator and hope for the best outcomes.
00:32It's the gig economy's answer to people's questions, desires, and dreams.
00:36For example, one 28-year-old in New York paid $15 for a wellness spell from an Etsy witch to combat her chronic illness, saying that it's low risk and high reward.
00:44Another person had a lock of hair from their terrible ex, and they paid an Etsy witch to make that man go bald.
00:50Someone else on Reddit paid $12 to an Etsy witch to try and get her mom's husband to leave her, and within 12 hours, he totaled his car.
00:58I think the trend stems from the newer generations rejecting traditional religious structures in favor of spirituality.
01:04As well as the huge rise of casual gambling in the 2020s, not to mention the doordashification of basically every product on the market.
01:12So tell me what you think. Have you ever hired an Etsy witch? And if so, do you think this is a good strategy?
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