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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
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00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro it gets hansy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's fine it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:59what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06can't we sign up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not everyday someone can go from background to center
00:12:50stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:09oh my god ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your
00:14:42rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:52gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:13wait what
00:15:14you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:23who told you
00:15:24doesn't matter
00:15:26coach is looking for you
00:15:27yeah i'm coming
00:15:28gabby
00:15:30yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:34everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:38take a thought
00:15:39okay i didn't start that
00:15:41but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:47let me make it up to you
00:15:49how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:27i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:40and you have a butler
00:16:43okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:25it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slo
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41do you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:45no way
00:17:47no way
00:17:48i could teach you
00:17:49girls day
00:17:50and a vendetta
00:17:52and that's rich
00:17:54that's rich
00:17:55that's rich
00:17:57i'm gonna do
00:17:59i'm gonna do
00:18:00i'm gonna do
00:18:01i'm gonna do
00:18:02i'm gonna do
00:18:04i'm gonna do
00:18:05she did that on purpose
00:18:08she looked me dead in the eye and bam
00:18:12i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:14you can ask abby
00:18:15i missed like five in a row
00:18:18she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:19it's called eye contact sloane
00:18:20it's a basic social skill
00:18:21she smiles when she hit me
00:18:22i smile a lot
00:18:23it's polite
00:18:24enough
00:18:25this is in court
00:18:26no way
00:18:27you're gonna do
00:18:28i'm gonna do
00:18:29it's in court
00:18:30no way
00:18:31no way
00:18:32no way
00:18:33no way
00:18:34no way
00:18:38no way
00:18:39no way
00:18:40no way
00:18:41no way
00:18:42no way
00:18:43no way
00:18:44no way
00:18:45no way
00:18:46This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:40I found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:07So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23That figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything, and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:01It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says the
00:22:08low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and
00:22:14Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43Hey.
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:48Yeah.
00:23:53I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Hey.
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:43Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:13Oh, my God.
00:26:19Oh, my God.
00:26:22Rose Smith
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill? Someone took my clothes strike two now
00:26:30Go get dressed
00:26:39Checkmate
00:26:45Here take this it'll be a bit big on you, but you don't have to wear a towel
00:26:52I owe you one again. Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable
00:27:07Eric, huh, I don't even know what that means. He likes you. He doesn't even know me
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on
00:27:19Maybe
00:27:22My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car
00:27:28Long day
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:32Oh my god, there's no way that's her dad gross older guy even better. This is gonna ruin her
00:27:39Ew
00:27:41Settle down
00:27:51Settle down, settle down everybody
00:27:53People
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season
00:27:57Remember you're representing the school
00:27:59Remember you're representing the school
00:28:01Mind if I sit here?
00:28:03Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:07Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:15Hey, Rose
00:28:17Mm-hmm
00:28:19Saved you a seat
00:28:21Okay
00:28:23No you don't
00:28:27Oh
00:28:29Jason
00:28:31You say about me
00:28:33Sorry Eric
00:28:35On the way back?
00:28:37Yeah
00:28:39Okay, sure
00:28:41Boobie
00:28:43I'm gonna sit right here
00:28:45On my man's lap
00:28:47Sloan, seriously?
00:28:49There's no room
00:28:51Everyone
00:28:53I have an announcement to make
00:28:55I'm having a party Saturday
00:28:57And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there
00:28:59Better show up
00:29:01Uh
00:29:03Uh
00:29:05Uh
00:29:07I'm having a party Saturday
00:29:09And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there
00:29:11Better show up
00:29:13Uh
00:29:15Uh
00:29:17I'm having a party Saturday
00:29:19And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there
00:29:21Better show up
00:29:23Uh
00:29:31So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going
00:29:42Well, okay then
00:29:44I'll go
00:29:52Listen
00:29:53You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common
00:29:59Exactly
00:30:01I got a plan
00:30:15All right
00:30:16Here we go
00:30:17This was a mistake
00:30:19I don't belong here
00:30:20Yes, yes you do
00:30:21You're with me
00:30:22That's my point
00:30:23See, Eric is here
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection
00:30:27Oh
00:30:28Come on
00:30:30This
00:30:31Could be a turning point
00:30:33Just
00:30:34Stick with me
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay, ready?
00:30:41Oh, yes
00:30:45Oh, look
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:49I found it
00:30:50Okay
00:30:51Hi
00:30:52Hi
00:30:53Hi
00:30:54Hi
00:30:56No, thank you
00:30:57I don't drink
00:30:58Of course you don't
00:31:01So
00:31:02You virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh my god
00:31:08You are virgins
00:31:09Shut up, son
00:31:10Stop being a jerk
00:31:12Okay
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:15Truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah
00:31:17Truth or dare?
00:31:25Oh
00:31:26Gabby to Eric
00:31:27Truth or dare?
00:31:28Uh, Eric
00:31:30Truth or dare?
00:31:31Truth
00:31:32Truth
00:31:40Oh my god, come on Gabby
00:31:41We don't have all night
00:31:42What's your favorite color?
00:31:44Uh, okay
00:31:45What kind of question is that?
00:31:47Blue?
00:31:48Virgin
00:31:49Sloan
00:31:50What?
00:31:52Okay
00:31:54Ooh
00:31:55Eric to Rose
00:31:57Okay
00:31:58Rose
00:31:59Truth or dare?
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss
00:32:05Wait
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose
00:32:09Rose
00:32:10Rose
00:32:11Rose
00:32:12Rose
00:32:13Rose
00:32:14Rose
00:32:15Rose
00:32:16Rose
00:32:17Rose
00:32:18Rose
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:26Hey
00:32:27Watch your ass
00:32:28Oh yeah
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:34No Gabby
00:32:35Wait
00:32:36Let her go
00:32:37If you chase her she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:41Okay
00:32:42Chasen
00:32:43You're up
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night
00:32:53Rose
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59What?
00:33:00I'd love to
00:33:01I'd love to
00:33:02I'm so sorry
00:33:03Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:04Oh my god
00:33:05Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:07I'm so sorry
00:33:08Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:09Oh my god
00:33:10Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:11Shit
00:33:12Oh
00:33:13Oh my god
00:33:14Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:16Shit
00:33:17Oh
00:33:18Oh
00:33:19Oh
00:33:20Oh
00:33:21Oh
00:33:22Oh
00:33:23Oh
00:33:24Oh
00:33:25I'm so sorry
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:28Oh my god
00:33:30Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit
00:33:40Oh
00:33:41Oh
00:33:42I'm sorry
00:33:43I forgot
00:33:44The door wasn't
00:33:45I'm sorry
00:33:46I'm sorry
00:33:47I'm sorry
00:33:48I'm sorry
00:33:49I'm sorry
00:33:50You're so beautiful
00:34:09You're so beautiful
00:34:11What the?
00:34:25What the?
00:34:26What the...
00:34:56Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop. Stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:19What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:03Huh?
00:37:04Huh?
00:37:05Huh?
00:37:06Huh?
00:37:07Huh?
00:37:08Huh?
00:37:09Huh?
00:37:10I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No.
00:37:24Forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:39I, obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:09This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:38:20Shea Maurice.
00:38:20Mm.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42Well, she says.
00:38:56I was just walking by outside.
00:38:58Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:22What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:05What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Huh.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:00Huh.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true,
00:43:55I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone
00:43:59who's touched your dirty,
00:44:02skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my foot!
00:44:29Oh, my God!
00:44:30I think she broke my foot!
00:44:31Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy
00:44:38when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:44:55And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon
00:45:14we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's
00:45:37and because of that
00:45:38I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count
00:45:46is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a
00:46:04hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:19Rose?
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team
00:46:23and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be
00:46:38a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:46That was so hot.
00:46:50You got it.
00:47:00I don't know.
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:12You got to go to college.
00:47:13So it's...
00:47:13And you got to go to college and you're so nice.
00:47:16Hello, Audrey Rose, Wintersby.
00:47:44Hello, Audrey Rose, Wintersby.
00:47:46How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I had to sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and
00:49:11not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:38Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't gonna go kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at herself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Get off!
00:50:59Come on!
00:51:05That way I didn't even go.
00:51:06That way I didn't even know what you're doing.
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:06I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I love you, Rose.
00:52:14I love you, too.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:23I love you, too.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:53:02I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:32Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's just Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:52And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come look out there, Ron.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:25She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:44Oh, God.
00:59:45Oh, God.
00:59:46Oh, God.
00:59:50Oh, God.
00:59:59Hey.
01:00:00Want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:30Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:37Yes, girl.
01:01:00And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:14Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
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