00:00Allison Kaye, Marty Bell!
00:07Allison Kaye, long-time Greentown wrestling superstar,
00:11bringing her tag team partner, Marty Bell, to Greentown.
00:15And what an awful way for Marty to be in her debut at Greentown
00:20to get mile-driven by Derek Dillinger.
00:23But tonight, no rules, tornado, everybody is in the dance at the same time.
00:28Yeah, no doubt. I followed the careers of NK-47, of Marvel's Marty Bell,
00:35for many, many years now.
00:37And I know what they can do as a tag team.
00:41I know what they can do in the NWA.
00:44I know what they can do as individuals and the singles titles.
00:48But the question I have, can they get as low-down and dirty
00:52as the production is willing to in a no-rules environment?
00:58There's nobody dirtier in this situation than Derek Dillinger.
01:02But as a wise man once said, good will triumph over evil
01:06just as soon as good learns to fight dirty.
01:08I would suggest the Hex would be the better team,
01:12but how much will teamwork actually apply?
01:14I don't know.
01:15Oh, wait a minute. Derek's talking.
01:17Steve, I'm going to handcuff that microphone to Steve's hand.
01:21Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Dillinger,
01:22first of all, has requested that I redo their introduction.
01:30At least don't hit the clapboard this time.
01:34That you stop throwing pizza at the members of the production.
01:39Well, that's not going to happen.
01:41He also asks that you hold your applause until after.
01:46Yeah, I don't think there'll be a problem with that.
01:48Yeah.
01:49I don't believe there'll be much trouble.
01:52I hate that clapboard.
01:53Introducing first.
01:54I hate that clapboard.
01:55From Cleveland, Ohio.
01:58Wearing 270 pounds.
02:02Here's the super-indie Scorsese.
02:06Vanina Tarantino.
02:08The ace of the generate.
02:11And the director of the production,
02:14Derek Dillinger.
02:21And his partner.
02:24Straight from the red carpet,
02:27the queen of the silver screen,
02:30and the leading lady of the production,
02:36Katie R. Katz.
02:39Lord, I was clean-shaven when that interest did it.
02:42I had a birthday waiting for him to finish.
02:44Time it with a sundial.
02:46Together, they are the production.
02:50All right, we get it.
02:51Marty and AK not impressed.
02:56Get out of there, Steve, while you still can.
02:58Run, Steve.
02:59Get that clapboard away from Derek.
03:02Because there's no disqualification here.
03:03That pick's heavy enough.
03:05I love saying this because it still is absolutely true every time.
03:08You know, I was talking with Derek Dillinger before the match,
03:11and he told me to go away.
03:13Yeah, well, I think you won out in that exchange.
03:15But Allison and Marty are going to make sure they win out.
03:29And there's been so much unrest, so much contempt between these two sides.
03:35Look at this.
03:36That's the teamwork of the Hex right there.
03:39You might have the director and the leading lady as your opponents,
03:41but nothing beats tag team wrestling.
03:44Because Allison and Marty don't care about, well, who's the leading lady,
03:49who's the director, who's the producer, who's the grip.
03:51They don't give a damn.
03:53They're both fighters.
03:54They're both competitors.
03:55The hold is greater than the sum of the parts when it comes to the Hex.
03:58And they've got revenge on their mind because they did not anticipate.
04:02They didn't want their tag team debut in Greedown to be an example at the expense of the production.
04:07Not at all.
04:08And they're not concerned with finding the camera or what the best lighting is
04:12or having your introduction done again at Dillinger.
04:15They just care about kicking your head in as seen.
04:18There we go.
04:19There's some humiliation.
04:20They're going to write their own ending their own way.
04:25And the production have been out of sorts.
04:29And wait, Marty pins Derek.
04:30This could do it early.
04:32What a great form of revenge that would be if it's Marty to pin Derek tonight.
04:36It would be fantastic to see.
04:38Sorry, I shouldn't be picking sides as the GM or as a commentator.
04:43But let's just see if Dillinger gets his head taken off.
04:46Maybe he won't make Steve do his introduction again.
04:49I think it's a prerequisite to get the Greedown to not pick Derek.
04:53As Marty charges to the outside.
04:55Does anybody like Derek?
04:56Other than Cade.
04:57I don't think Derek's family is too fond of him either.
05:00But he doesn't have a man.
05:02And I never see them in a tendency.
05:05Wow.
05:05Already firing away on Katie.
05:10That hot Dominican temper coming out in the form of those strikes.
05:15I don't need to tell you how dangerous an AK-47 can get.
05:23Measured.
05:24Focused.
05:26Impactful.
05:28And a bow well-deserved.
05:31Alison Cade may turn out to be the new lady if Katie's not careful.
05:34It's true.
05:37And how about the way the Hex has controlled the production so far?
05:40Which is probably pissing Derek off.
05:42Because you know he wants to be in control of every part of the match.
05:46And Nug, I can't recall off the top of my head anybody treating the production like this for this time.
05:52No, not at all.
05:53Usually Derek and Katie are back in it by now.
05:56If they're behind the eight ball, they're usually back in it after a short amount of time.
06:01There's a rake of the face by Derek Dillinger.
06:03Not a surprise there, but certainly...
06:05Uh-oh, reversal.
06:07Hits.
06:07Hits in the post right out here in front of us.
06:10Some Greektown fans lost their drinks.
06:14Possibly some pizza.
06:15Hey, AK's getting a sip right now.
06:18Pinkies up, pinkies up.
06:19He's a proper lady.
06:20She is very elegant.
06:24Elegantly spits all over Derek's face.
06:26Greektown lager straight to the eyes of Derek Dillinger.
06:32Well, I love the fact the Hex have been able to fight the production at the production's own game.
06:41And it's Derek retreating, and the Hex are looking for another drink.
06:45I'm not sure if it's for a weapon or for recreational purposes.
06:48Maybe both.
06:52Marty's at this in line.
06:54Oh, straight to your husband, Katie!
06:57Oh, Katie, it's not those bright spotlights blinding it tonight.
07:03It's the offense of Allison Kaye and the eerie of Marty Bell.
07:08And this is not, as you can see, a regular tag team match.
07:12All rules are out the window for a tornado tag.
07:14Oh, Katie, that's straight up.
07:16Yeah.
07:19Allison Kaye has trained for MMA.
07:21You can see by her strikes to the midsection of Katie R.K.
07:24They're absolutely devastating.
07:27I mean, formal training or not, Allison Kaye's pretty damn devastating.
07:34And Marty Bell manhandling Derek.
07:36Oh, no, pizza.
07:38Pizza?
07:40The sharpest of the snacks.
07:42It's got a point.
07:50We may be seeing pizza later tonight as well.
07:52Oh, we'll be seeing the best pizza.
07:54No offense for the pizza that they're being involved right now.
07:56Holy shit!
07:57Holy shit!
07:59Holy shit!
08:00Now, there's a lot of things that can come from what we just saw.
08:02There's a choking hazard to that.
08:04It can dry up your mouth.
08:06There's an allergy we don't know about.
08:07That's also an issue.
08:09Oh, and tear for the pizza box to the head.
08:13I mean, if they hit the nerve under the tongue,
08:15it's almost like a makeshift man of a claw.
08:17And certainly the bruised ego of the production
08:20may be the most affected by that.
08:21It looks now like the production are
08:24finally finding their way into this match.
08:26They've been down for a long time.
08:28Look at this.
08:30Well, the production, frankly, if I'm wrong,
08:32but undefeated in two-on-two tag action.
08:36Look at this!
08:36Oh!
08:39My lord, the box office bomb!
08:42And it's a near fall.
08:45We've seen the production overcome.
08:47Tommy Dreamer and Jodie Threat,
08:49the Savage Gnomes, the Coker Brothers.
08:52Oh, my God!
08:55You sure Katie didn't get the worst of that?
08:58Katie's got that leg strength,
09:01that low center of gravity
09:03helps her in that exchange.
09:05And Tarek, perfectly measured, sent Tom bomb.
09:09But notice how quickly,
09:12when the Hex got a little cute
09:13and groups the egos of the production,
09:15how quickly they come back.
09:18Wow!
09:18What a package sidewalk slam there.
09:22Tarek's certainly very powerful.
09:23Katie gonna get the glory as the leading lady,
09:26but Allison kicks out.
09:27You know, it's not that the production
09:29aren't devastating,
09:30but it's these atypical double-team moves
09:33that they do.
09:34You don't really see some of the stuff
09:35that this team does.
09:37And that's that sick, warped mind of Derek.
09:39And you may not like it,
09:41and you may not respect the man behind it,
09:44but certainly there's a level
09:45of malicious creativity to it.
09:49Well, that's the auteur.
09:50That's the director.
09:51He does fancy himself a Scorsese, a Tarantino.
09:54He wants this to look as good as he can.
09:57On the director's chair.
10:01Compressing the tailbone of AK-47.
10:05Marty Bell trying to get back into this.
10:07Dillinger just takes him right out.
10:08Like any good tag team would,
10:10Marty has her partner's back,
10:12or at least attempting to.
10:14Nice leg drop.
10:17Wow.
10:19That's just cheap.
10:21I don't care.
10:21I don't care about gender.
10:23I don't care about who you are.
10:24That's just cheap.
10:25That's not okay, Dillinger.
10:29What's he doing to Ken?
10:32Oh, my God!
10:33That's the level of class
10:35that Derek Dillinger brings to the table.
10:44Even Tarantino wouldn't do that.
10:47I think he would focus on the feet.
10:50Use it, watch!
10:52Use it, watch!
10:53Use it, watch!
10:53Use it, watch!
10:54Use it, watch!
10:56After it, well, never mind.
10:57Yeah.
10:58Never mind.
11:00Derek and Katie can deal with that one later,
11:02but right now they're still in a notice qualification tornado fight.
11:06Marty Bell trying to get the crowd.
11:09It's been divide and conquer.
11:11I don't know, how long has it been?
11:12It's both X members.
11:13Oh, my God!
11:15Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
11:17And AK-47 creates an opening.
11:20And the dreaded noggin knocker.
11:26Marty, big clothesline, huge shot to Dillinger, another clothesline.
11:33You know Marty wants to score this victory tonight, no doubt.
11:38Marty above anyone else after she was made to be the example, the final kill.
11:45And the back's up.
11:47Oh, no!
11:48Oh, ho, ho, ho!
11:50Well, Derek, this movie comes with a twist!
11:52Oh, no!
11:55Oh, ho, ho, ho!
11:57Oh, ho, ho, ho!
12:03Is this a submission?
12:05No!
12:07I know there's controversy about showing nipples in movies, but Derek won't have any by
12:11the end of this.
12:12Oh, wow.
12:17The Hex going for the pin.
12:20I may just stay down after that.
12:22And Katie intervenes.
12:24You know the ego of Katie and Derek would never let them live that down if that was the
12:29end of this match.
12:30The leading lady cannot see her direct or lose like that.
12:33Well, she can't see the spotlight go to another woman.
12:35Look out.
12:37Oh, ho!
12:39Nicely done.
12:40That's Saito suplex.
12:44Uh-oh.
12:46Dillinger just tripped Marty and pushed her.
12:48Yeah.
12:49To break up that pin.
12:50And honestly, that may have been the only thing that saved the production.
12:55Dillinger's mad now.
12:56Holy, jeez!
13:00No remorse.
13:02No conscience.
13:04And off shot for AK as well.
13:08Uh-oh.
13:12Straight shot to the jaw, AK-47.
13:17Oh, jeez!
13:18Look at Allison holding her own.
13:20She's not going down like that.
13:21Oh.
13:22Not backing down, not retreating.
13:24Katie Arquette.
13:26But again, yeah, the production.
13:27Oh!
13:30What a double tee!
13:33That's the straight to DVD.
13:36Marty Bell on her feet.
13:38Indignant.
13:40Not letting Dillinger pin her partner.
13:45Yeah.
13:45Oh, that.
13:46What is this now?
13:48That clapboard?
13:48That clapboard thing.
13:49That thing's thick and heavy.
13:51Oh!
13:51Marty's got it!
13:54And now a struggle.
13:57Katie sent into her own director.
14:02And the Hicks!
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05The production have been thrown off their game for the first time in a long time.
14:10Dillinger hung out to dry here.
14:13We're going to see a little tie-and-tie action.
14:16I think it's time for a little pop-back.
14:19Uh, let's see a second take at this, please.
14:22Oh!
14:24Oh!
14:26Well, if the director wasn't cut before, he sure is narrow.
14:30Well, that scene did come up a little short.
14:35Double pin!
14:37The Hicks!
14:38Double pin!
14:40Here is these cams...
14:47...And these teams have come up!
14:51Oh, that's fine!
14:53Oh!
14:54Eric and Katie have been humbled.
15:01and uh and they get a an adult rating for mature themes
15:09but that's what it's important to keep the super indies for zazie down
15:15i didn't know that hex made short films
15:19oh i heard it got below average reviews oh my god
15:26the bottom line marty bell alice k showing you one of the two top world tag team champions
15:33and that clapboard that usually spells the end
15:37by the hand of derrick for his productions was the end of the odyssey that was the productions on
15:46defeated street wow marty bell gets her revenge from last show
15:54and the hacks are victorious tonight it's great to see the nwa women's tag team champions
16:02and they broke that board and uh did a lot of damage imagine what derrick looks like now i mean
16:09not
16:09too deep i'm not gonna go look are you trying to get me to go look no no i'm not
16:14doing that i don't
16:15want to upset your stomach
16:18but come
16:36i'm just impressed their aim was so good they could hit a target so tiny
16:40so
16:40you
16:40you
16:41you
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