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Chaves - Comendo ovos (1989)
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00:00
Aio
00:30
Keys, Keys, Keys
00:32
Chaves, I'm going to buy some things
00:38
Okay
00:38
But I won't be long
00:39
What a shame
00:40
What did you say?
00:46
It just slipped my mind
00:48
Oh, what a coincidence!
00:50
You think I don't realize
00:52
That you like me to take my time
00:54
For you to eat everything in the kitchen
00:56
It's not true, I've never done that.
00:58
And I will never do it again
01:00
Chaves, that day you didn't eat meat
01:05
That I took out of the freezer?
01:07
Meat?
01:07
Of course
01:08
I think the last time I ate meat
01:11
That's when I bit my tongue
01:13
Keys
01:17
You can eat something in the kitchen
01:21
But don't abuse it
01:22
Okay, okay, okay
01:24
Oh, and if Professor Girafales comes
01:27
Tell me to wait for you
01:27
Okay, and if he doesn't come, what do I do?
01:30
Ah, same thing
01:30
Look, it's very likely that the carpenter will come
01:36
And what do I say?
01:38
Tell him to wait for me
01:39
Ah
01:39
Don't you remember that you broke the leg of the kitchen table?
01:42
Oh, okay, okay
01:43
Well, then he'll have to glue his leg
01:46
From you, madam?
01:47
Oh no, Chaves
01:50
From the kitchen table
01:51
Oh, and what will he stick it with?
01:55
I don't know
01:56
It must be with the glue
01:57
Does the carpenter have glue?
02:02
I think so
02:03
Or something similar
02:04
Sticky?
02:07
Oh, Chaves
02:08
I'm talking about glue to stick
02:10
And there's something else
02:13
He'll probably ask you to put the glue right next to the stove.
02:17
So please be very careful not to spill it, okay?
02:20
What if I couldn't sit anymore?
02:25
And why wouldn't you be able to sit down?
02:28
After leaving the glue near the stove
02:30
Oh, Chaves, you didn't understand anything.
02:34
I'm talking about glue, about pasting
02:37
That serves to stick
02:39
Oh, okay, okay, okay
02:40
I already remembered
02:41
I'll go until the end
02:42
I'll be right back
02:43
What a shame
02:50
I'll be right back
03:20
I'll be right back
03:50
No, no, no, no
04:03
I didn't want to eat the egg
04:04
I was just looking at him
04:06
Why
04:06
Because I don't like eggs
04:08
Why
04:09
Because they are a very ugly thing
04:11
Oh, I know.
04:12
Of course
04:12
And Mrs. Florinda?
04:14
It is also
04:14
Keys, I'm asking
04:17
Where is Dona Florinda?
04:18
I hope she didn't go looking for the carpenter.
04:20
No
04:22
She went to buy some things at the market
04:24
Ah
04:25
Oh, but she also said
04:26
That the carpenter will also come
04:28
No
04:28
It's just that I wanted to make a surprise
04:32
For Mrs. Florinda
04:33
And fix the broken table leg
04:36
Ah
04:37
Ah, you sir
04:38
Are you going to put the glue on the stove?
04:42
What?
04:43
Glue is a soft thing that is used to glue
04:47
Ah
04:48
This is called glue, Chaves
04:51
This, this, this, this, this, this
04:53
But no, no
04:54
I won't use the glue
04:55
I will use nails and the hammer
04:56
Ah
04:57
Do you know which leg it is?
04:58
Yes, it's the table leg
05:00
I know, I want to know which leg is broken
05:06
Oh, yes, this is it, look
05:08
No, no, no, Chaves
05:13
Leave it, leave it, leave it
05:14
Leave everything there
05:15
Go outside
05:15
Go outside and I'll fix everything.
05:17
He is well?
05:17
Go there
05:18
Waiter
05:25
What it was?
05:26
My money is no good?
05:27
What it was?
05:28
It turns out it's not time for service yet
05:30
Oh, so
05:31
Hey, what are you doing with a basket of eggs on your arm?
05:36
Our
05:37
Did they follow me here?
05:41
The eggs?
05:43
Yes yes
05:43
I think they want me to eat them
05:46
What a good idea!
05:48
I want them well moved with the chin
05:51
No, no, no, no
05:52
Because if Mrs. Florinda realizes that something is missing, she will kill me.
05:57
But she won't notice, Chaves
06:00
Look, come on, I have a good idea.
06:03
You take the egg and make a little hole
06:06
Then you take out everything inside and the shell remains practically intact.
06:12
This, this, this, this, this
06:13
Let's look for something to make a little hole
06:16
Yes, yes, yes
06:16
No, no, no, no, no, no, not there
06:18
Why not?
06:19
Good, because
06:20
It sounds like he's talking
06:28
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
06:31
That's right
06:33
Yes
06:45
Okay, tell Dona Florinda that the leg of the kitchen table is perfectly fixed.
06:51
Professor Girafales
06:53
Yes
06:53
And if you used the hammer, then you also used nails, right?
06:57
Exactly, why?
06:59
Could you give me one of those nails you were using?
07:03
But no, I don't know if there are any nails lying on the floor.
07:06
Ah
07:07
But look, what do you want the nail for?
07:09
Because I wanted to...
07:12
Ah, well, to get him off the ground
07:15
Because it might happen that Mrs. Florintinha thinks about such a nail with her delicate little foot and ends up hurting herself.
07:21
It really is, isn't it?
07:23
Of course
07:23
Thanks, huh, Chiquinha
07:24
You're welcome
07:25
Come on, Chaves
07:28
Chiquinha, why were you so worried about Dona Florinda?
07:32
Oh, Chaves, don't you remember what I explained about the egg?
07:37
We have to make a little hole and then remove everything that is inside and leave only the eggshell.
07:43
So what?
07:45
Oh, but how stupid you are!
07:46
We'll have to use the nail to make the hole in the egg.
07:49
Oh, come on, come on, come on
07:51
Chaves, did you know that this egg is empty?
07:58
Our
07:58
Okay
07:59
Our
08:01
Empty and still with a hole in the middle
08:05
Our
08:06
So it is
08:08
Our
08:08
Look, Chaves, this trick is old
08:12
No, I didn't know, no
08:14
Are you going to tell me you didn't know how to use a pin to make a hole in an egg?
08:19
No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't with a pin, it was with a nail and...
08:23
Oh, it's okay, Chaves, don't cry.
08:30
After all, when you're hungry, anyone can eat an egg.
08:33
Or half a dozen
08:34
Or half...
08:36
What did you say?
08:38
No, nothing
08:39
Chaves, where are the eggs I put in the basket?
08:45
Did you lay the eggs?
08:46
Yes
08:46
Are you a chicken?
08:49
Chaves, don't play dumb, I'm talking about the eggs I put in the basket and on the table
08:53
Then...
08:55
Oh, speaking of the table, did I tell you that Professor Girafales fixed the table?
09:00
Yes, you already told me
09:01
It turned out really good, didn't it?
09:04
Chaves, answer what I asked you
09:06
Because Professor Girafales is very intelligent
09:09
Yes, but you haven't answered me yet...
09:11
And he knows how to do all things very well
09:14
Yes, but...
09:14
For example, the other day...
09:16
Okay, that's enough.
09:16
Chaves, aren't you going to tell me who ate a dozen eggs?
09:21
If it were me, I would have already been sick.
09:23
Then?
09:26
I just opened it to see if there were any chicks.
09:29
But then I saw that there was no chick and so I had to eat it.
09:35
But just a little bit
09:37
Why...
09:39
I couldn't eat it all
09:41
But Chiquinha helped me too
09:44
Traitor!
09:46
He doesn't even look like a man!
09:47
Look here, you shut up
09:49
And besides, I wouldn't be surprised to know that it was you who gave Chaves this idea.
09:55
It was her, it was!
09:58
And keep going, Chaves!
10:00
Look, that's enough!
10:01
Shut up!
10:02
Keys
10:03
Take it
10:05
Go there and buy half a dozen eggs
10:07
Fried or scrambled?
10:09
None, nor any other, Chaves
10:11
I want half a dozen fresh eggs
10:13
Okay
10:13
Keys, wait
10:18
No, no, I won't let you eat the eggs
10:21
Well, know that I don't want to, if I've already eaten six
10:24
Then?
10:26
I would also like to ask you not to eat any more eggs.
10:29
Because you might get sick from eating so much.
10:31
This I know
10:32
Keys
10:35
Will you be able to hold back your hunger?
10:40
I've been holding her for eight years
10:42
Hey, Chaves isn't back yet?
10:54
No, not yet
10:55
I'm already here
10:56
And here are the eggs being...
10:58
Wow, but look at that
11:01
I had to have your keys
11:03
It's just that...
11:04
It was Chiquinha who put her foot in front so I could fall
11:07
Oh, that's not true, you liar
11:10
Well, that's enough, that's enough
11:11
Enough is enough
11:12
But look at that
11:14
My Our Lady
11:16
Do you want me to...
11:18
All, all broken, all
11:20
Do you want me to buy others?
11:23
But of course not
11:24
If I had known the idiot I sent to buy
11:27
I would have gone myself
11:28
I don't know, huh?
11:31
Look, you shut up
11:32
Now I'm going to have to...
11:34
I'm going to have to throw all this in the trash
11:36
And you, Chaves, are a liar
11:39
Why did you tell Dona Florinda that I left my foot for you to fall and I didn't even do anything?
11:44
I already know that
11:45
I did this on purpose
11:47
There is?
11:49
On purpose?
11:51
Of course
11:52
So who is going to notice that the broken eggs in the bag
11:57
Is it five and not six?
12:04
Very good, Chaves
12:06
Congratulations
12:07
For thinking this way you deserve some applause.
12:10
Of course, because I'm very...
12:13
I don't know if ...
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