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00:44:52Le bar mitzvah.

00:44:53Oi.

00:44:54This is our newest member.

00:44:55I was telling you about Avi.

00:44:56Hi.

00:44:57I'm Avi Rosenberg.

00:44:58Welcome to Beth Jacob, Avi.

00:44:59Thank you, Rabbi.

00:45:00Has Marcy warned you about our little club?

00:45:02Oh, no.

00:45:03Uh, club?

00:45:0418 years ago, a boy named Adam Lipschitz had a panic attack during his bar mitzvah,

00:45:09dropped his trousers, and exposed himself to the congregation.

00:45:14That's messed up.

00:45:15Oh, it is messed up, Avi.

00:45:16What's even more messed up is that to this day, Adam's lewd act has become the rite of

00:45:21passage for every boy who's had his bar mitzvah at our temple.

00:45:24In fact, there hasn't been a bar mitzvah boy since 1993 who hasn't shown his to the entire

00:45:31congregation.

00:45:32I've tried everything.

00:45:33They won't stop.

00:45:34I've seen the penises of 459 young boys.

00:45:38So unless you're really into schlongs, Avi, this ain't the temple for you.

00:45:42He gets excited.

00:45:45Avi, Shlomi and I are so embarrassed that on your very first Saturday morning service with

00:45:51you had to see.

00:45:53Genitals.

00:45:54And we sincerely hope that the fact that our temple has a club won't make you consider

00:45:59joining elsewhere.

00:46:00Not at all.

00:46:01Not at all.

00:46:02What was the name of the young man who started it all?

00:46:04Adam Lipschitz?

00:46:05Lipschitz.

00:46:06I hope I don't run into him, huh?

00:46:08Yes, don't we all.

00:46:09I've seen enough.

00:46:10What a freak.

00:46:11Excuse me, Rabbi.

00:46:12Would you like some fish?

00:46:13Oh, yes.

00:46:14Thank you, uh, Hymen.

00:46:21Thank you.

00:46:22Oi.

00:46:23Wow.

00:46:24I have to say our people have invented a lot of lousy food, but gefilte fish might be

00:46:29the worst.

00:46:31My advice is to get it over with as quickly as possible.

00:46:37Two bites.

00:46:38Wham.

00:46:39Bam.

00:46:40Done.

00:46:41Ah.

00:46:42Shlomi, honey, are you all right?

00:46:46Go away!

00:46:47Damn it, Shlomo.

00:46:48I am coming in now.

00:46:49No, you don't want to see this.

00:46:50It'll change you.

00:46:51It changed me.

00:46:52I'm shitting relatives.

00:46:53Oh, Marcy.

00:46:54I hate to do this to you, Cupcake, but I think I'm gonna have to bow out of the tournament.

00:46:58No.

00:46:59No, no, no, no, no, Shlomo.

00:47:00You are not doing any such thing.

00:47:01Now, this is the finals.

00:47:02If we have to take some sort of slop bucket, then so be it.

00:47:03I'm sorry, Lollipop.

00:47:04But we'll just have to wait another year to beat those damn fleisters.

00:47:06Darn it.

00:47:07What tournament?

00:47:08What tournament?

00:47:09What tournament?

00:47:10What tournament?

00:47:11I'm sorry.

00:47:12I'm sorry, Lollipop.

00:47:13But we'll just have to wait another year to beat those damn fleisters.

00:47:16Darn it.

00:47:17What tournament?

00:47:19What tournament?

00:47:20It is the NBLA Regionals.

00:47:23We are in the finals.

00:47:24It starts in three hours.

00:47:25Oh.

00:47:26But, well, I guess that I won't be going this year.

00:47:30I play bridge.

00:47:32He and God, all I do is help you.

00:47:35I want to thank all of you for taking part in what is the world's greatest sporting event,

00:47:45Duplicate Bridge.

00:47:47Could you stand up?

00:47:49Feel the sun.

00:47:50You know your time has come.

00:47:54All or not,

00:47:55it's time to feel high.

01:01:13Maintenant, je veux que vous puissiez vous faire de la même moment dans votre vie où cette pression que vous vous sentez originais.

01:01:24Je suis 12 ans.

01:01:28Stoppe de regarder à elle, Adam. C'est rude.

01:01:33Vous êtes cute. Vous êtes allé à la tête, petit homme.

01:01:36Vous n'êtes pas, et vous n'allez jamais être, la petite fille.

01:01:41Pourquoi ne peut-être pas être la petite fille ?

01:01:42Parce qu'elle n'est pas Jewish.

01:01:43Donc je ne peux pas être avec vous, n'est pas Jewish ?

01:01:45C'est vrai.

01:01:46C'est pourquoi ?

01:01:46Parce que c'est votre responsabilité de perpetuer notre religion.

01:01:49Pourquoi ?

01:01:49Parce que 6 million de nos ancêtres aîtes et nous a tâtes.

01:01:52Pourquoi ?

01:01:52Parce qu'ils sont morte ?

01:01:53C'est pourquoi ?

01:01:53Donc, ça a fait d'avoir que de me ?

01:01:54Parce que vous êtes 도unis.

01:01:55Le fate de notre religion dépend de vous !

01:01:58Vous, vous, vous, vous...

01:02:00Vous, vous, vous, vous, vous !

01:02:01Vous !

01:02:01Vous, vous, vous, vous, vous !

01:02:02Vous !

01:02:03Vous, vous, vous.

01:02:03Vous, vous, vous, vous, vous.

01:02:05C'est tout.

01:02:06Vous, vous, vous, vous, vous, vous, vous, vous...

01:02:07Rosh Hashanah! Oh, God! Oh, God, Bar Mitzvahs! Oh, God!

01:02:12Adam, that was really good. Really good.

01:02:18I'm here.

01:02:28Hey, boss, can I get the dressy ring?

01:02:33Yeah, here.

01:02:34Ah, gracias.

01:02:35You have soft hands.

01:02:36Uh, hey, boss, you remember that one time we went to...

01:02:39Don't say a word.

01:02:43Hey, beautiful, how you doing?

01:02:45Just working. What are you doing?

01:02:46Oh, nothing, you know, just here at the hospital,

01:02:48checking in on patients, patients, patients.

01:02:51What's up, baby?

01:02:52Well, I just spoke to my dad,

01:02:53and he talked to the chief of police in Skokie,

01:02:56and there's no record of any Rosenbergs

01:02:58being shot and killed by hunters.

01:03:00Really?

01:03:00Yeah, in fact, there hasn't been a hunting-related death

01:03:03in Skokie ever.

01:03:05So I went online to research it,

01:03:07and I couldn't find anything.

01:03:08Allison, I didn't want to have to tell you this,

01:03:11but my parents were in the witness protection program,

01:03:15and when they were murdered,

01:03:17the FBI destroyed their records.

01:03:19What were they doing in the witness protection program?

01:03:24Jimmy Hoffa?

01:03:24What about Jimmy Hoffa?

01:03:26Look, I've said too much already.

01:03:27Do you understand?

01:03:28Avi, I just feel like you're hiding things from me.

01:03:30I mean, we've been going out for a month,

01:03:31and you never tell me that your parents were murdered

01:03:33by elk hunters,

01:03:35and now they're in the witness protection program,

01:03:37and on top of all that,

01:03:38I'm just starting to wonder if you might be gay.

01:03:40What? Gay?

01:03:42Gay.

01:03:42Whoa, whoa.

01:03:43Why would you think I'm gay?

01:03:45Because what guy goes out with a girl for a whole month

01:03:47and doesn't want to sleep with her?

01:03:48I do.

01:03:49I want to sleep with you.

01:03:50I just want it to be special.

01:03:53Ew.

01:03:53That is exactly what my Aunt Judy's husband told her

01:03:56right before they got married,

01:03:57and 20 years and two kids later,

01:03:59she walks in on him tied up

01:04:00with a rubber ball gag in his mouth

01:04:02being f***ed by a ch***

01:04:03who was dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

01:04:06Okay, and I am not going to turn out like my Aunt Judy.

01:04:11Okay, okay, okay.

01:04:12Listen, we will sleep together.

01:04:13I won't.

01:04:14Let's do this, baby.

01:04:15Really?

01:04:15Do you mean that?

01:04:16Oh, yeah.

01:04:17When?

01:04:18When are we going to have sex?

01:04:19Right after I get back

01:04:21from the medical conference in Dallas.

01:04:23What medical conference in Dallas?

01:04:25Remember I told you about that a couple of weeks ago.

01:04:28When are you leaving?

01:04:29I'd like them, too.

01:04:30Ours.

01:04:32You know, when you inhale,

01:04:34maybe you and Ted Bundy can be roommates.

01:04:36Cabron.

01:04:44You know, Rus, I'm looking at a bill here

01:04:46for $42,765.

01:04:50And considering we said

01:04:52we'd split all the wedding expenses,

01:04:54we need to go half-seas.

01:04:55How's your son going crazy at wedding expense?

01:04:57Well, it happened during a wedding rehearsal,

01:05:00so I think a case could be made in a court of law.

01:05:03This is a wedding expense.

01:05:04Nice try.

01:05:05Nice try.

01:05:05He's got a well-documented, pre-existing condition.

01:05:08There's no way in hell we're paying for it.

01:05:09His condition was never that bad until he met Hannah.

01:05:12Hey, are you implying that my daughter

01:05:15had something to do with Adam's freak-out?

01:05:17Oh, she's not implying.

01:05:18She's saying.

01:05:19I had nothing to do with this.

01:05:21Oh, right.

01:05:21You're not insane.

01:05:22Everyone, please.

01:05:24We have worked very hard to get Adam

01:05:26to the point he is at in his therapy.

01:05:28And he has had a very tough time.

01:05:30But these last few days,

01:05:31he has truly managed to come from behind.

01:05:34So let me get this straight.

01:05:56You no longer want to get married to me

01:05:59because you're in love with your Mongolian doctor?

01:06:01I know this must be a shock for everyone.

01:06:04But when Adam finally opened up to me,

01:06:07I don't know.

01:06:08We just clicked.

01:06:09What do you mean you just clicked?

01:06:11Arlene, we are not going to get anywhere

01:06:14by attacking each other, Sala.

01:06:16Please continue.

01:06:18By the way, you're fired.

01:06:20Well, I'm a Buddhist.

01:06:23And, you know, both of our religions

01:06:24were born out of struggle.

01:06:26So we both place emphasis on family, education,

01:06:31and hard work.

01:06:32And the intense pressure that Adam feels

01:06:34to marry within his people

01:06:36is the same pressure I feel to marry a Mongolian.

01:06:39So it's no wonder why we're able to connect.

01:06:42For 43 grand, you could have connected

01:06:44with every chick in Mongolia!

01:06:47Okay, Sala.

01:06:50Hypothetically speaking,

01:06:51if you two were to stay together

01:06:54and get married,

01:06:57how would you raise your children?

01:06:59Mom, do we have to get into this right now?

01:07:01Isn't that what this is for?

01:07:02Okay, well, the truth is...

01:07:03The truth is...

01:07:05The truth is?

01:07:05The truth is...

01:07:06What's the truth, Adam?

01:07:07The truth is I don't know

01:07:08if I want to raise my kids Jewish!

01:07:13Oh, shit.

01:07:14Jesus, who are you?

01:07:16Was I not a good mother to you?

01:07:22When you were in kindergarten

01:07:23and you wanted the little trampoline

01:07:25that could poke your eye out,

01:07:26who got you the trampoline

01:07:27that could poke your eye out?

01:07:29I did.

01:07:30And when you were in fifth grade

01:07:32and you wanted to take karate lessons

01:07:34in Chinatown,

01:07:35who drove you there three nights a week

01:07:37and sat in the parking lot

01:07:39all alone in the dark?

01:07:42I did.

01:07:43And do you know why?

01:07:46Because you're my son

01:07:48and I love you.

01:07:53And how do you show your love for me?

01:07:56Well, you have

01:07:57style sex with your Mongolian therapist

01:08:00on your wedding day!

01:08:02And then you say to me,

01:08:04hey, Mom, I'm not sure

01:08:07if I want to raise my kids Jewish!

01:08:10Oh, Adam, that's fine!

01:08:13That's fine!

01:08:13Just, just eat the knife!

01:08:15Just eat the knife and kill me, Adam!

01:08:17Just eat it right now!

01:08:18Mom, stop it!

01:08:23Oh, okay, Adam,

01:08:25so you're saying that

01:08:26our entire time together

01:08:28meant nothing to you?

01:08:29We never hit you!

01:08:30We never fondled you!

01:08:31I got a lip of tea!

01:08:32Can you for you?

01:08:34Honey, honey,

01:08:35I think we dodged a bullet.

01:08:37Yeah, she seems nice.

01:08:38I mean, you better get

01:08:39a good lawyer, freak boy,

01:08:40because I'm suing your ass off.

01:08:42Okay, this!

01:08:44This!

01:08:45Right here!

01:08:46You want to know why I went nuts?

01:08:49It's because all of you are nuts!

01:08:52And I'm sorry that I can't marry you,

01:08:54but it's better that we end this right now

01:08:56rather than dragging this on

01:08:58for a long fucking time.

01:09:01And, Mom, I'm sorry that you had to do things

01:09:03that you didn't want to do,

01:09:05but you know what?

01:09:06So did I.

01:09:06I joined the family business

01:09:08and became the embroidery prince!

01:09:11Well, how happy can a man be?

01:09:13And to top it off,

01:09:14I've never dated a woman

01:09:15who wasn't Jewish my entire life.

01:09:17Well, you know what?

01:09:18I'm not doing things for you guys anymore, huh?

01:09:21I'm doing things for me

01:09:22because I love Sala.

01:09:24Sala.

01:09:25And she's Mongolian.

01:09:28And that's pretty cool.

01:09:29I love you, too.

01:09:32Oh, God.

01:09:35Are you going to be paying by cash or check?

01:09:37With this technique,

01:09:41the thematic skin is allowed to stay intact.

01:09:44And finally, the neocrossing crush.

01:09:47By using the terra clamp,

01:09:49the skin is crushed for around 10 days

01:09:51until it suffocates and dies.

01:09:54With this technique,

01:09:56the skin bonds.

01:09:56Yeah.

01:09:57I mean, you've got to love the dorsal slip, right?

01:10:00Because the thematic skin stays intact.

01:10:01But on the other hand,

01:10:02with the sleeve resection,

01:10:03I've got the widest variety of scarring options.

01:10:06What do you think?

01:10:08Honestly, I'm kind of partial

01:10:09to the temporary crush.

01:10:10You know, you get all the benefits

01:10:12of the sleeve resection,

01:10:13but you get that pump action

01:10:14of the agamgo device there.

01:10:16Yeah, yeah.

01:10:16Plus, it reduces your schmegma

01:10:18by, like, 75%.

01:10:20It does?

01:10:20Yeah.

01:10:20Done.

01:10:21Sold.

01:10:23Going with the temporary crush, boy.

01:10:25Knock, knock.

01:10:26Snip, snip time, Mr. O'Connell.

01:10:29Oh.

01:10:31Here we go.

01:10:32Is this your life partner?

01:10:34Who?

01:10:34No.

01:10:35No, no, no, no, no.

01:10:35No life partnering here.

01:10:37No, this is, that would be weird.

01:10:38Not that that's weird at all,

01:10:40but just, you know.

01:10:40Okay, Mr. O'Connell.

01:10:42So, me go on to turn

01:10:43this little nabby here on,

01:10:44and you're going to just slowly drift away.

01:10:47Me want you to breathe, relax, enjoy it.

01:10:50Breathe in, breathe in.

01:10:55I'm scared.

01:10:56Yeah, I have nothing to be afraid of, boy.

01:10:58Nurse Boo is going to sing you a little ditty

01:11:00and make you feel all better.

01:11:02Oh.

01:11:02When I was only eight days old,

01:11:05hurrah, hurrah,

01:11:06a billy, billy, billy bum.

01:11:08When I was only eight days old,

01:11:10hurrah, hurrah,

01:11:12a billy, billy, billy.

01:11:13The boy that came with his big knife,

01:11:15I thought he was going to take my life,

01:11:17but he only took a little bit off the top.

01:11:20A little bit off the top, top, top.

01:11:24A little bit off the top.

01:11:27Top.

01:11:28Well, okay, okay.

01:11:30Okay.

01:11:31She was taking a little off the top.

01:11:32Easy there, Mr. O'Connell.

01:11:35Next time,

01:11:37don't trust your circumcision to an HMO.

01:11:39I think she's nice.

01:11:48I just,

01:11:48I can't believe that you're doing all of this

01:11:51just so you don't have to make any more decisions.

01:11:53Oh, Adam,

01:11:54you don't get it.

01:11:56All those things that you say drive you crazy.

01:11:58I love.

01:11:59Oh,

01:11:59I love that your parents smother you.

01:12:01I love that.

01:12:03If they hear about a tornado in Kansas,

01:12:05they call you,

01:12:07even though you live in Los Angeles.

01:12:09Yeah,

01:12:09we're very nervous people.

01:12:10And I love the fact that

01:12:11you email each other your itineraries

01:12:14because,

01:12:15because you never know,

01:12:17you know?

01:12:17No.

01:12:19You never know.

01:12:20Never know.

01:12:21And for the past 5,000 years,

01:12:23every civilization,

01:12:25every culture has tried to have you guys annihilated.

01:12:27Yeah,

01:12:27we are not liked.

01:12:28I like you.

01:12:29We like you.

01:12:30You're getting the,

01:12:30it's going to all make sense now.

01:12:33Muhammad Al-Sheikh Al-Sheen Al-Sheikh is up here.

01:12:37Now,

01:12:37he's going to come up here

01:12:38and then we got Muhammad Al-Sheikh.

01:12:40Muhammad Ali?

01:12:41No.

01:12:42Stop that.

01:12:45O'Connell here,

01:12:46speak up.

01:12:47Hi, Daddy.

01:12:47It's your son, Christian.

01:12:48What you doing?

01:12:49I'm in Tahita.

01:12:50I'm having myself a Mai Tai.

01:12:51What the hell do you think I'm doing?

01:12:54Fighting terrorists?

01:12:55Spreading democracy?

01:12:56Dad,

01:12:57guess what I'm doing?

01:12:58Oh,

01:12:58I'm here with Adam Lipschitz.

01:12:59You remember him?

01:13:00Adam Lipschitz?

01:13:01Didn't I order you to stay away from that boy?

01:13:03No, Daddy,

01:13:04we're life partners.

01:13:05Sir,

01:13:06that's inaccurate,

01:13:06sir.

01:13:07Life partners?

01:13:08Now,

01:13:08what the hell is life partners?

01:13:09Life partners.

01:13:10She's a homo,

01:13:10Dad.

01:13:11What?

01:13:11I call her to what?

01:13:12A homo?

01:13:14Yeah,

01:13:14we're here at the hospital,

01:13:15you know,

01:13:15because he's with me

01:13:16so I can get circumcised,

01:13:18sir.

01:13:19What?

01:13:19Not for me,

01:13:20sir.

01:13:20I'm sorry.

01:13:21I'm sorry.

01:13:23Yeah,

01:13:23so I can be a Jew,

01:13:24Daddy.

01:13:24You can be a Jew?

01:13:26Daddy,

01:13:26I want to tell you something,

01:13:27too,

01:13:27because I don't think

01:13:28I've ever told you this before.

01:13:29We never say this,

01:13:30but I love you,

01:13:32Daddy.

01:13:32I love you.

01:13:35Hi.

01:13:36Sorry.

01:13:38You know,

01:13:38I'm glad we're hanging out again,

01:13:39but I kind of feel like

01:13:40something's missing.

01:13:41A little bit off the top.

01:13:44Top.

01:13:45Top.

01:13:45Allison?

01:13:55Want to have sex?

01:13:58Not really.

01:14:02Clear that!

01:14:04Clear right!

01:14:04Didn't I order you

01:14:06to keep your son

01:14:07away from my son?

01:14:09Excuse me.

01:14:10Don't you play dumb

01:14:12with me,

01:14:12s*** lips?

01:14:14Buck O'Connell?

01:14:16Oh,

01:14:17jeez.

01:14:17Your Adam

01:14:18has turned

01:14:19my Christian

01:14:20into some

01:14:21gay Jew.

01:14:23Whoa,

01:14:23whoa,

01:14:24Buck,

01:14:24slow down.

01:14:25What are you talking about?

01:14:26they're live partners.

01:14:30Life partners?

01:14:32Wait,

01:14:32wait,

01:14:33wait,

01:14:33wait.

01:14:33What makes you think this?

01:14:35He called

01:14:35and told me

01:14:37while he was in

01:14:38hospital

01:14:39with your Adam

01:14:40that he

01:14:41was about to get

01:14:43his package up

01:14:44so they could be

01:14:45gay Jews

01:14:46together.

01:14:48And then he told me,

01:14:50Dad,

01:14:50I love you.

01:14:52What the hell

01:14:54is going on,

01:14:55huh?

01:14:55Oh,

01:14:55Dennis,

01:14:56we pushed him

01:14:57too far

01:14:58and he snapped

01:14:59with all the pressure

01:15:01that we put on him

01:15:02to marry a Jewish girl.

01:15:03The Asian wasn't

01:15:04enough and

01:15:04he went the other way.

01:15:08Okay,

01:15:08Buck,

01:15:09first of all,

01:15:10you look fantastic.

01:15:12Whoa,

01:15:13hey,

01:15:13whoa.

01:15:14No,

01:15:14but second of all,

01:15:15I mean,

01:15:15I'm having a hard time

01:15:16believing any of this.

01:15:18Oh,

01:15:18yeah?

01:15:19Where's your boy

01:15:20right now?

01:15:22Buddy,

01:15:22I'm so happy

01:15:23you're here

01:15:23and that you're

01:15:24helping me with this.

01:15:25I don't know

01:15:26what I would do

01:15:26without you.

01:15:26You really need me

01:15:27to do this again?

01:15:28I've got to be honest.

01:15:28I don't know

01:15:29if I can get through

01:15:29another gauze pass

01:15:31and how many times

01:15:32a day do you have

01:15:32to do it?

01:15:33Oh,

01:15:34really,

01:15:34I can't do this myself.

01:15:35Please come and do it.

01:15:36God,

01:15:37come on,

01:15:37just help me.

01:15:38Okay.

01:15:39Come here.

01:15:39Put some of that jelly

01:15:40on it

01:15:41and let's get going.

01:15:42Okay.

01:15:42Oh,

01:15:42God!

01:15:44What?

01:15:44And I...

01:15:44Drop the petroleum jelly

01:15:47and back away

01:15:49from my son's anus.

01:15:51Holy s***.

01:15:53I knew it.

01:15:54Don't shoot him,

01:15:54Dad.

01:15:55Mom?

01:15:56Adam!

01:15:56Dad?

01:15:57Damn it,

01:15:57Adam,

01:15:57jelly's for toast.

01:15:58Allison,

01:16:02I'm not a Jew

01:16:03and I'm not a doctor

01:16:04and my name

01:16:05is not Avi Rosenberg.

01:16:06Well,

01:16:06then who the hell

01:16:07are you?

01:16:08I'm Christian Thaddeus

01:16:09Reginald MacArthur O'Connell.

01:16:11I'm a plumber.

01:16:12Look,

01:16:12when I met you

01:16:13at the mixer,

01:16:14I begged my friend

01:16:14Adam here

01:16:15to help me

01:16:16pass myself off

01:16:17as a Jew

01:16:18so that you'd be

01:16:18able to date me.

01:16:20P*** club?

01:16:22Allison,

01:16:23how's it going?

01:16:24Marcy?

01:16:24Don't you even look at me.

01:16:25Rabbi,

01:16:25I'm so sorry.

01:16:26You.

01:16:27P*** club.

01:16:28Before Adam came along,

01:16:29I watched NASCAR

01:16:30and I had the heads

01:16:31of dead animals

01:16:32that I'd hunted

01:16:33and killed myself

01:16:33on my wall

01:16:34and I had no idea

01:16:35that when you order

01:16:36a salad at a restaurant

01:16:36you can order

01:16:37the dressing on the side,

01:16:39let alone custom create

01:16:40your own dishes

01:16:40off the menu.

01:16:41What the hell

01:16:41are you talking about?

01:16:42I fed you seas a salad.

01:16:44Jews can custom create

01:16:45their own dishes

01:16:45off the menu.

01:16:47They're always up

01:16:48to something.

01:16:49No,

01:16:49I can hear you.

01:16:50That's why I messed

01:16:51up our date so bad

01:16:52because I wasn't being

01:16:53myself and then Adam

01:16:55told me the only way

01:16:55I'm ever going to be

01:16:56able to get you back

01:16:56is if I could convince

01:16:58your mom that I was

01:16:59the greatest guy

01:16:59in the world.

01:17:00So that's why

01:17:01I poisoned your dad

01:17:02with the rotten gift

01:17:03filled of fish

01:17:04because I wanted to

01:17:06partner with your mom

01:17:07in the bridge tournament.

01:17:07You're the reason

01:17:08I've been on the toilet

01:17:09for three days

01:17:10becoming a raisin?

01:17:11All right,

01:17:11now we finally beat

01:17:12the Fleischman,

01:17:13Shlomi,

01:17:13so just leave it alone.

01:17:14Was there ever

01:17:15a medical conference

01:17:16in Dallas?

01:17:17No,

01:17:18I just needed time

01:17:19to recover

01:17:19from the circumcision.

01:17:21Oh,

01:17:21Jesus.

01:17:22On the what?

01:17:23I wouldn't mind

01:17:24having circumcision.

01:17:25Why would you do

01:17:26all that?

01:17:27Because I love you.

01:17:29Allison,

01:17:29I love you.

01:17:30and I want

01:17:41I want you

01:17:42to make every decision

01:17:43for me for the rest

01:17:44of my life.

01:17:44Will you do that?

01:17:46So I'm just supposed

01:17:47to forget about

01:17:47everything you just said

01:17:49because you love me?

01:17:51Yes,

01:17:51please.

01:17:54Son,

01:17:55stop this hollering

01:17:56and just propose

01:17:57to the girl.

01:17:59Don't put the tongue in.

01:18:05Well,

01:18:05that haircut is awful.

01:18:07So let me make

01:18:08an appointment for you

01:18:09with my guy

01:18:09because he's the best.

01:18:11I should take that

01:18:12as a yes, huh?

01:18:13Yes.

01:18:14I'll take that

01:18:15as a yes.

01:18:16Aw,

01:18:17Shlomi,

01:18:17we've got a plumber.

01:18:18Christian Thaddeus

01:18:20Reginald MacArthur

01:18:21O'Connell.

01:18:22Rosenberg.

01:18:23Now that's

01:18:24a nice Jewish name.

01:18:26We are so thrilled

01:18:30that you finally

01:18:31decided to come

01:18:32on a moose hunt

01:18:33with us.

01:18:33I can't wait

01:18:34to kill me a 10-pointer.

01:18:35I'm going to skin him

01:18:36and gut him

01:18:37and pull out his rectum.

01:18:38Nobody is pulling

01:18:39out anybody's rectum here.

01:18:40That's what they do.

01:18:41No, no,

01:18:41listen to me, Shlomi.

01:18:42That would be

01:18:43a disgusting thing to do.

01:18:44Think of it.

01:18:44You could be more of it.

01:18:45E. coli,

01:18:45you could get bacterium.

01:18:47There are no wipes

01:18:48here that I can see.

01:18:49Shut up!

01:18:50Stop the convection.

01:18:54Mercy,

01:18:54yarmulke man,

01:18:55take a knee.

01:18:56For me.

01:18:59Cramp.

01:19:00Careful.

01:19:01Not like that.

01:19:02For God's sake.

01:19:05I remember

01:19:06when my father

01:19:07took me out

01:19:07for my first hunt.

01:19:10We all fought

01:19:11like crazy

01:19:12over who's

01:19:12going to be

01:19:13the lucky one

01:19:13to pull out

01:19:14that rectum.

01:19:15That's what they do?

01:19:17Oh, thank you.

01:19:18Nog, baby.

01:19:18Damn right.

01:19:20Nog, baby.

01:19:21I'm not really

01:19:22much of a Nog guy.

01:19:24You know,

01:19:25the dairy

01:19:25kind of makes

01:19:26my acid reflux

01:19:26kick in

01:19:27and I'm not even

01:19:27sure if the eggs

01:19:28are cage-free,

01:19:29so I don't feel safe.

01:19:30But one sip

01:19:31won't kill me,

01:19:31I guess.

01:19:32Nog, baby.

01:19:33Nog, baby.

01:19:39Oh, yeah.

01:19:46Oh, yeah!

01:19:46Nog, baby.

01:19:47Oh, yeah!

01:19:53Nog, Nog,

01:19:54Nog, Nog,

01:19:54and Jibai Net,

01:19:57whatever,

01:19:58my wife and I,

01:19:59we want to thank you

01:19:59for your hospitality

01:20:00and for these

01:20:01beautiful hats.

01:20:07My father says

01:20:08it's an honor

01:20:09to have you

01:20:09as part of our family

01:20:10and they've learned

01:20:11a great deal of wisdom

01:20:12from all of you

01:20:13this week.

01:20:13Thank you.

01:20:14Thank you.

01:20:14Goodtasso,

01:20:16Shula,

01:20:17Marmot.

01:20:17Oh, my mother said

01:20:18you're going to love

01:20:18the fried marmot.

01:20:19It's a speciality.

01:20:20Oh, Dennis,

01:20:21did you hear that?

01:20:22We're going to have

01:20:22fried marmot.

01:20:23Hooray.

01:20:24We discuss at home.

01:20:25I can have fried food

01:20:26once every few months.

01:20:27I'm not saying

01:20:28that you shouldn't

01:20:29have fried food.

01:20:30Then what are you saying?

01:20:31Let's just eat it.

01:20:32Maybe a little

01:20:32Mongolian barbecue

01:20:33or something.

01:20:34That's good.

01:20:36Let's eat,

01:20:37but they order.

01:20:38Why?

01:20:38Is it kosher?

01:20:39I don't know.

01:20:40We're not even kosher.

01:20:42Why do you care?

01:20:44I had a dream

01:20:58where I saw everyone

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01:22:19Oh, sweet love

01:22:24There were peace and harmony

01:22:27Oh, sweet love

01:22:31Yeah, yeah

01:22:32Peace and harmony

01:22:34I had a dream

01:22:38Not a dream for myself

01:22:41But for all that you can

01:22:43I had a dream

01:22:46I saw Jesus and Moses

01:22:48singing gospel

01:22:49all together now

01:22:51Oh, sweet love

01:22:54Oh, peace and harmony

01:22:57Oh, there were

01:22:58Oh, sweet love

01:23:01Yeah, yeah

01:23:02Peace and harmony

01:23:04Oh

01:23:06Jews and Asians

01:23:08walking hand in hand

01:23:10Smoking sixes

01:23:12with a Jewish man

01:23:13Even Moses

01:23:16got a land of hand

01:23:17I'm thinking love

01:23:19I'm thinking love

01:23:20So long

01:23:20I had a dream

01:23:23Where I saw every Jew

01:23:26Paying me

01:23:27To tell you free

01:23:28I had a dream

01:23:31Where I saw every Gentile

01:23:34And drinking on the side

01:23:35Oh, sweet love

01:23:38There were

01:23:40Peace and harmony

01:23:42I want to tell you

01:23:43Oh, sweet love

01:23:46Yeah, yeah

01:23:47Peace and harmony

01:23:49All we're giving

01:23:50Oh, sweet love

01:23:52Oh, sweet love

01:23:53Peace and harmony

01:23:57Peace and harmony

01:23:57Oh, sweet love

01:24:01Peace and harmony

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01:24:09Peace and harmony

01:24:12Oh, sweet love

01:24:25Peace and harmony

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