00:00Looks like I was right. Neptune's still gone, same goes for his moon.
00:09G-g-g-come on! It can't be that hard to find!
00:12I did hear they're small. Very small.
00:15Wait! What if that's the moons?
00:18Can you seriously not tell an asteroid from a moon?
00:23Well, Phobos and Deimos make that whole thing pretty confusing.
00:27Who's Phobos and Deimos?
00:30N-N-Neptune! I thought you were gone!
00:33In a way, I'm always gone somewhere.
00:36Gone, going, yeah, you get it.
00:38Clever. Well, we don't want to hold up a planet, so...
00:42Who are you? Some new dwarf planets?
00:45Invaders from another solar system?
00:48We're moons, looking for other moons.
00:51Wait, I have moons! In fact, I'm looking for them!
00:55G-g-cool! Let's search together!
00:58Search what?
01:04Are we supposed to follow him or...?
01:06Nope. Come on.
01:07But he's friendly!
01:09He's a planet. We are starting a revolution against them.
01:13For being this tectonically active, you have a pretty thick crust.
01:17I own-
01:22Wh-what the...?
01:23It's got to be one of the moons! Come on!
01:25O-oh, o-okay...
01:35Ah, screen time for the sun.
01:38Hmm, what should I do?
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02:34Can't really see what happens in those asteroid belts.
02:37See ya!
02:45Can you do the slingshot again?
02:46N-N-N-not with all these asteroid throwin' our way.
02:49Hey!
02:50Oяж!
02:51Speed Freak!
02:52We're not here to fight you.
02:53Whoa!
03:03Sorry, didn't know you were there.
03:05I'll show you sorry!
03:07Easy, Io.
03:09You wouldn't happen to be one of Neptune's moons.
03:13You hit the jackpot. Triton's the name. What can I do you for?
03:17Triton, huh? Well, we came here on a mission.
03:20There's a revolution of the moons coming and we want you on board.
03:24A moon revolution. Wow, have fun with that.
03:29Come on, we could, you know, make a difference or whatever.
03:34Tell me, what did whatever planet you came from do to you?
03:38He keeps blabbering on and on and forgets our names! And he treats us like we're-
03:43Children? The kind that start a tantrum the moment they don't get what they want? Sounds about right.
03:48Easy to say for someone whose planet is never around.
03:52Listen, I'm not joining your little cause, alright? End of discussion.
03:56What about the other moons of Neptune, then?
03:58I, uh, really doubt that your revolutionary zeal is gonna rub off on them.
04:05Maybe. Maybe not.
04:07Alright, but don't say I didn't warn ya.
04:20That's... the-the other moons?
04:22Yep. Proteus, Nereid, Larissa, Galadia, and the others. There's a lot of them.
04:28B-b-b-but they're tiny!
04:30Well, the power of rebellion comes from numbers, not individuals, right?
04:35Come on, time for a speech. Rouse the flames of revolution.
04:41Trident! Look, Trident's back!
04:44Do you have new stories for us? What did you do out there?
04:47I looked after the others when you were gone. They behaved super well.
04:52Galatea's right. We were so nice.
04:54Yeah, yeah, yeah. I buy it.
04:56D-d-d-tiny moons!
04:59The... revolution calls!
05:02We-we're going up against the planets to fight for our rights!
05:06Uh, are you with us?
05:08What's a right? The opposite of left? Duh!
05:12Is Triton gonna be there?
05:14Yeah, it's boring without Triton.
05:16Uh... n-no? B-b-but hey! We'll be there-
05:20AAAAAAAH! AAAAAH!
05:22Callisto! Help!
05:23Are you made of cheese?
05:25No, those are volcanoes!
05:27Let's plug him up and see what happens!
05:29C-C-CALLISTO!
05:31You're doing fine, Io.
05:36Let's have a chat, shall we?
05:38Uh... sure.
05:43Okay, charade is up.
05:44What are you... talking about?
05:46You're no moon. Jupiter told us about you.
05:49Triton. The captured dwarf planet. Neptune sucked you into his gravity. That's why you orbit the wrong way around and why you're so much bigger than all the other moons.
06:01Hey, not so loud, okay? They don't know that.
06:05Is that why you don't want to join us? Because deep down you're on the side of the planets?
06:10Hey, I was being honest when I said I really don't care. Dwarf planet. Moon. Those are labels. We're just objects orbiting, bigger objects orbiting, bigger objects orbiting.
06:21Get it already. But for someone that seeks freedom...
06:25Many revolutions have noble intentions. But they either fail or lose aim of what they were trying to achieve. Are you sure yours is the exception?
06:35Look, maybe you are different. I just don't want to follow anyone. I want to be by myself without all these attachments.
06:42Like your moon friends? They seem to be pretty attached to you.
06:46Ugh, I don't know why. It's not like I'm one of them. Although, they don't know that.
06:52Why don't you all join us? You can leave if you want, and your moons will have a group to belong to.
06:57Callisto! Now you're speaking my language. In fact, I think I can get them to follow you without having me join you.
07:04Is that so?
07:09G-g-good! You're back!
07:11Alright, moons. Come on up. I... have something I gotta tell you.
07:15I... I spoke to these ambassadors of the moon revolution, and they have convinced me.
07:22Who wants to follow me into a large-scale revolution?
07:25Me!
07:26Me!
07:27Me!
07:28Me!
07:29Me!
07:30Me!
07:31Me!
07:32I finally found you!
07:33Oh, no.
07:39Hi, Neptune!
07:40Neptune, you're back!
07:42Yes, I am! I think? I'm not quite sure.
07:46Ahem. Neptune, you've been gone for a long time. Things have changed.
07:51Well, things are always changing, right?
07:56No, that's not what I mean.
07:58Anyways, wanna orbit me again? We had so much fun back then!
08:04Yay!
08:05Yay!
08:06Let's orbit Neptune!
08:07Let's orbit Neptune!
08:08Let's orbit Neptune!
08:09No, Neptune. I'm not doing that. You're joining the moon revolution, and there's nothing you can say to stop us. We... I don't want to be controlled anymore.
08:19Well, I'm happy you are sticking together and making new friends! Go have fun with your revolution! Bye, Triton!
08:29Bye, Triton!
08:30And Proteus, Nariot, Larissa, Galadia, Ness, Osamae, Glauadia, Sao, Halimi, Despina, Thalassa, Nyad, Ness, Slash, 2004, and what?
08:37That fun!
08:38He-he-he-he! Knew all your names!
08:42Yup, that was Neptune, alright.
08:44Ahem.
08:45Come on, moons!
08:47It's a long journey to the asteroid belt.
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09:06See you next time, dudes!
09:17Bye, Triton!
