00:00You think you've heard some scary stories?
00:03Well, get ready for a story that'll chill you to your core.
00:07See, there once was this planet.
00:09Let's just call him Mars-tifer.
00:11Mars-tifer!
00:12See, this planet, he was just flying around the sun without any thoughts in his head.
00:17When one day, something strange entered his orbit.
00:20He didn't think much of it at first, the poor moron.
00:23But the probe was only the beginning.
00:26Soon there was so much more. Metal creatures entering his atmosphere, studying his weaknesses, preparing for the main attack.
00:34Because while Mars-tifer didn't know about it yet, he had become the next target of the dreaded Earthlings.
00:41Horrible tiny parasites that go from planet to planet, building big cities, polluting and scrubbing resources, until there's nothing left.
00:50Oh, come on. They just built a small base and they're already gone again.
00:55You are making a star out of an asteroid.
00:57I don't know. What if they come back?
01:00Yeah! They're probably just off to get parts for mines and- and malls and stuff-
01:04AHHHH! There's an Earthling probe in my orbit already!
01:08That's how it started for Mars-tifer too!
01:11Really, Mercury? Really? Mars-tifer?
01:15Oh, come on, guys. Earthlings aren't that bad.
01:19I've had them for millennia, and yeah, they're annoying sometimes, but at least things never get boring with them around.
01:24And besides, they sent drones to Venus decades ago and haven't invaded yet.
01:28They're way more delicate than us. They couldn't survive there for long.
01:31Or on you.
01:33Oh, that's true!
01:35Oh, phew, that's a relief, right?
01:37Yeah. Big relief. No life here, ever.
01:41Ugh. Should never have invited Earth to Horror Night. What's his problem?
01:51Yeah.
