00:00Wait, you don't mean...
00:01We are taking down the Earth.
00:04Are you with us?
00:09Come on, Moon.
00:10What's taking you so long?
00:12Are you with us or not?
00:15Titan, is this what you really want?
00:17What do you mean?
00:18It's the only way...
00:20To make planets respect you?
00:21Really?
00:22You think violence is the answer?
00:24Well...
00:25Don't be naive, Earths, Moon.
00:26Big leaders like us have to make difficult decisions.
00:30You're talking about attacking a planet that is inhabited by billions of living creatures.
00:35Astro Dude's family lives there.
00:37What? Astro who?
00:38Listen, if they have the technology to build spaceships like Astro Dude's, I'm sure they can escape.
00:44We could start the attack with a small...
00:45Stop making excuses!
00:50I'm sorry, but you're the one blindly defending your planet.
00:55Are you sure you're on our side?
00:57I don't care about sides.
00:59I care about solving this in a way that makes sense.
01:02You changed, Titan.
01:04I'm sorry you got hurt, but you're going too far.
01:07I can't follow you if this is the path you're taking.
01:11I'm not forcing you to help us.
01:14You can go.
01:15Ayo, Callisto, stop him.
01:23What?
01:24Why?
01:24D-d-d-d-d-don't question, Ganymede!
01:26Just go!
01:27Ugh, I hate this.
01:29Hey, didn't I tell you-
01:31Titan, you're a good leader, but you're also a big softie.
01:35Wait, but-
01:35If the moon escapes, he'll tell all the planets of our plan and we'll be done for.
01:41W-what if the moon is right?
01:43Maybe we are taking this too far.
01:45Titan, we can't question our every move or we'll never get anywhere.
01:49We have to move forward, okay?
01:50Oh, okay.
01:57Ah!
01:58Ayo!
01:59W-what?
01:59D-d-d-change of plans!
02:01Can't let you leave.
02:02But Titan said-
02:03G-g-gamymede's orders!
02:05I'm sorry.
02:06I thought we were getting along!
02:08If you really think that, then just come with us.
02:11This doesn't need to get violent.
02:15You think I can't take you too?
02:17H-h-h-h-h-please!
02:18I kicked your moon butt all by myself the last time!
02:22Don't make us do this.
02:24Please.
02:26Hey!
02:27What the-
02:28Come on, Ayo!
02:37Ayo!
02:38Care to return his gift?
02:40I'm on it!
02:44Oh, boy!
02:48Don't tell me they!
03:02Now!
03:02Ayo!
03:03I know your tactics!
03:09Now leave me alone!
03:11After him!
03:12Oh, why is he going down?
03:15Maybe he wants to exit the solar system?
03:18Impossible!
03:19The solar system is 287 billion kilometers wide!
03:23Huh!
03:23I'm surprised you know that.
03:25I pay attention to Mr. Jupiter!
03:27Ugh, don't call him.
03:29Anyway, the solar system's very wide, but it's still a big disk.
03:33All the Earth's moon needs to do is continue to go down and he'll eventually leave the solar system.
03:39And what will happen then?
03:41Nobody knows.
03:42Oh, this is so exciting!
03:45Hey!
03:46Quick update!
03:47The Solar Ball Store is back!
03:49Now with a new stock of plushies!
03:51Right now we have Earth, Venus, and Astro Dude plushies!
03:55However, there's a limited stock available, so be sure to pre-order them now before they run out!
03:59Wait, there's a plushie of me?
04:02That's kind of weird.
04:03You're kind of weird!
04:04Why is there no plushie of you?
04:06Because I just incinerate your Earthlings, partner!
04:10Ugh, anyways, check out the store before these plushies run out.
04:14Or check out our other merch, like t-shirts, hoodies, puzzles, you name it.
04:18Anyways, back to the video.
04:25Hey, don't be sad.
04:27Yes, I'm sure the moon will come to understand us.
04:31Ugh, I don't even understand myself.
04:34Hey, are you done moping?
04:36We have to discuss our next steps.
04:38As it stands, there's little to no chance of success against the planets.
04:43We're too few.
04:44Well, Saturn has over a hundred other moons, although they're not too fond of me.
04:49I'll handle them, don't you worry.
04:52And I'll do the same with Jupiter's little moons.
04:54They love me over there.
04:56Well, that just leaves the two ice giants, Uranus and Neptune.
04:59Yeah, that's uncharted territory.
05:02Did Jupiter ever mention those moons?
05:04I can't remember.
05:06Maybe I or Callisto know.
05:08Ugh, what's taking them so long?
05:10Stop.
05:15This is a terrible plan.
05:17I don't care.
05:18We won't make it in time.
05:20I know.
05:21Gravitational slingshot, now.
05:23Hi-ya!
05:27Just a little bit more.
05:29Whoa!
05:35Whoa!
05:37Whoa!
05:42G-G-G-G-Galisto!
05:44Are you there?
05:45Are you alive?
05:46Are you just gonna blindly follow Ganymede's commands?
05:49Calisto!
05:50It's not about that.
05:51Then what is it about?
05:53Are you on board with their plan?
05:55I...
05:55I don't know.
05:57Yes, you do!
05:58Nobody's thinking straight anymore!
06:00I can only hope that you're the exception!
06:03G-G-G-Galisto!
06:04I know what you're trying to do.
06:06I know you do.
06:07I'm doing what's right.
06:09Calisto!
06:10What will you do?
06:14Oh, thank Jupiter you're back!
06:16Where's the Earth's moon?
06:18I...
06:19sent him flying off the edge of the solar system.
06:22Wait, what?
06:24Oh!
06:25I kinda feel bad!
06:26We were just following Ganymede's orders, right?
06:29Rrrrright!
06:31Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
06:34Hey!
06:35What took you so long?
06:37And where's the Earth's moon?
06:39Calisto dealt with him!
06:41What?
06:41What do you mean?
06:42You don't have to worry about the Earth's moon again.
06:45Hey!
06:45I didn't tell you guys to destroy the moon!
06:47I just told you to-
06:48Well, these things happen when you start losing control of things, Ganymede.
06:54What will happen when other moons wand out?
06:57Will we destroy them all?
06:59Uh, no!
07:01This won't happen again, okay?
07:04Anyways, do any of you know anything about the ice giants?
07:08Well, rumor says Uranus scared all his moons away and that they're hiding in the Kuiper Belt.
07:13As for Neptune, it's possible that after he lost his mind, that they got lost in his orbit.
07:19Okay!
07:20Io and Calisto, you go find Neptune's moons.
07:23Titan and the...
07:24two asteroid thingies,
07:26you go for Uranus's moons!
07:29Their names are Phobos and Deimos.
07:32Okay, dude, chill out.
07:34Anyways, be sure to gather all the moons of each planet.
07:37And what then?
07:38We come back here,
07:40and we begin the moon revolution.
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