00:00Welcome, everyone, to our hideout. Make yourselves comfortable.
00:13Right. Anyways, our allies have gone to the Kuiper Belt to seek new recruits, so we have time before we move against the Earth.
00:22That is why we will make good use of this time and find recruits ourselves.
00:26Cool! The more the merrier!
00:28Hold on. Who do you have in mind? Venus and Mars.
00:36We know the risks, okay? So stop gasping and all that.
00:41Look, our intel is solid. They are very likely to join our side, so this is just a formality.
00:47And if things go south, I have a plan for that.
00:50Here to share with us?
00:52Gladly.
00:53I'm surprised the sun hasn't said anything about me spending so much time out of my orbit.
01:00He'd usually be shooting solar flares at my face by now.
01:03Maybe he's busy with something else.
01:06Yeah. Anyways, uh, wanna play cards?
01:10Are we doing the whole friendship thing now?
01:14Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
01:16I just thought, you know, since we are no longer friends with the Earth at all.
01:20Hey!
01:20I'd gladly play cards with you, Venus.
01:26So, how do you think the Earth is doing?
01:30Can we talk about something that's not the Earth?
01:32Yeah, you're right. Screw the Earth!
01:35Heh heh. Yeah.
01:37Come on! Let loose, dude!
01:39Say it! Screw the Earth!
01:42Now we're talking!
01:44Screw him and his mean, self-centered, arrogant, and entitled personality!
01:51Exactly!
01:52Heh heh heh heh heh!
01:54Ugh.
01:56So, uh, what do you want to talk about instead?
01:59No idea.
02:00He's kind of the only thing we have in common.
02:03Okay.
02:06Are you okay?
02:07Yes, babe.
02:10I'm...
02:11Moment of truth, right?
02:14Right. The plan is solid.
02:17Okay.
02:18Showtime.
02:21Yo!
02:22Hey! Danny meeting Europa!
02:24What's up?
02:25Wait, you know us?
02:26I mean, my orbit is right next to Jupiter's, so I've seen you here and there.
02:30Hey, are you two dating or something?
02:32Us?
02:33N-no.
02:33I mean, we...
02:34Or are we...
02:35It's not like we...
02:36Like we don't need to put a label on it, right?
02:39Who even does that nowadays?
02:41Hey, hey, hey, relax.
02:43Sorry if my question made you uncomfortable.
02:46So?
02:47What's up?
02:47We're in the middle of a game of cards.
02:50Do you think they want to join our game?
02:51Nah, Mons never play with us.
02:54I doubt they like the game.
02:56Have you ever asked them?
02:58Huh.
02:59Yeah, good point.
03:00Hey!
03:00We're talking to you!
03:02Relax, little guy.
03:03What do you want?
03:05We, um...
03:06Heard of what happened...
03:08With the Earth and all?
03:10Oh!
03:11Yeah!
03:11Screw the Earth!
03:12Screw the Earth!
03:13Huh!
03:14What a coincidence.
03:16We also hate the Earth.
03:18So, what if...
03:19I don't know if I hate him.
03:21I just...
03:22Really don't like him now.
03:24One could argue that's the same thing.
03:26One could indeed.
03:28Is this conversation going anywhere?
03:30We want to teach the Earth a lesson.
03:32Show him and every other planet
03:34that they can't look down at us.
03:36Whether it's moons
03:37or moonless planets
03:38or whatever.
03:39What kind of lesson?
03:41One that works.
03:43One that takes him
03:44off his pedestal
03:45for good
03:46while demonstrating
03:47that we moons
03:48are not to be messed with.
03:50Look, I'm interested
03:51in discussing
03:52how you moons are feeling
03:53but I gotta ask again.
03:55What lesson?
03:57An attack.
03:58A meteorite bombardment.
04:00Bad enough to wipe life
04:02out of his surface
04:02but not bad enough
04:03to destroy the Earth.
04:04You are not doing that.
04:09And why not?
04:11Because we're gonna stop you.
04:13Is this a shared sentiment?
04:16Thanks for telling us
04:17your plan, you idiots.
04:18Now go back to your orbits
04:19before we put you
04:20in your place, pipsqueaks.
04:22What did you call us?
04:24Pipsqueaks.
04:25That's what you are.
04:26Got it?
04:27He got the point, Venus.
04:28No need to...
04:29I guess we're going
04:29with plan B then.
04:31I guess we are.
04:33Now!
04:34What the heck?
04:39Guys, you don't know
04:40what you're doing.
04:41This will not solve
04:42any...
04:42Last chance.
04:44Will you join us
04:45or die to protect the Earth?
04:47I think you know our answer.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Give it your best shot.
04:52So be it.
04:53Attack!
04:54We have to fight back.
05:05Ready to team up
05:06against the moons
05:07in the ultimate asteroid
05:08dodgeball game?
05:09You read my mind.
05:16Stop it.
05:16Time for the planets
05:23to strike back.
05:39They have more experience
05:40than us.
05:41We'll take casualties
05:42if we try to push forward.
05:44What we lack
05:45in experience and size
05:46we make up in numbers.
05:48Put together a team,
05:49retreat,
05:50and surround them.
05:51Roger.
05:53If this doesn't work...
05:54it will work.
06:02We make a pretty good team.
06:04Yeah.
06:05We may be able
06:05to make it out of this a lot.
06:10Wait.
06:11Where did you...
06:11Again.
06:12Hey, you're taking this
06:22too far.
06:23You better...
06:31I told you...
06:33Are you sure
06:36this is the path
06:36you want to take?
06:38All to defend
06:38the spoiled brat
06:40of a planet?
06:40Not a doubt in my mind.
06:43I don't care
06:44if we're no longer friends.
06:46I will protect the Earth
06:47and everyone on it.
06:49Yeah.
06:51What he said.
06:52Please, guys.
06:54You are not stopping.
06:56And then neither are we.
07:00Finish them.
07:01And so it begins.
07:16The moon revolution.
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