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In this episode, Titan forces Astrodude to explore his underground ocean in search of life, driven by anxiety and a desire to prove his worth among the celestial bodies. Despite his computer's warnings about the dangerous conditions and limited suit duration, Astrodude descends 60 miles beneath Titan's surface into the pitch-black depths.

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00:00The underground oceans of Titan! Just look at this place!
00:15Beautiful, isn't it?
00:17Yeah!
00:18No, your suit won't last more than an hour down here.
00:22Also, let's not forget you're being forced to do this by a giant moon.
00:28So, maybe, you know, you should get on with it.
00:32Okay, I was just... I'm going.
00:42Astro Dude? You there?
00:45Well, if you're still there, say something.
00:47Titan? I'm here!
00:49He can't hear you under 60 miles of rock and ice. Don't be silly.
00:55Oh, I'm sorry if I don't understand the rules of talking to planets!
00:59Fair point.
01:00Also, it's pitch dark down here.
01:02How are we supposed to find life? If there even is life to be found?
01:05I'll do a scan. Stay put.
01:10Uh, what are we waiting for?
01:20I found movement. Go this way.
01:24Hey, Uranus! What's going on at the asteroid belt?
01:31Well, I'd have a better one, mate.
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02:54Okay, now back to Titan Shenanigans!
03:00Mars!
03:01Hey, uh, where's Earth?
03:03Probably in his orbit.
03:04You two still not talking?
03:05Nope.
03:06Why?
03:07Well, uh, Titan's a bit on edge, and he's forcing Astro Dude to find life under his surface.
03:14You probably got it all wrong.
03:16Titan wouldn't do that.
03:17I'm serious!
03:18Come on, you can talk some sense into him!
03:20I doubt it.
03:22I'm sorry, Earth's moon.
03:23Ugh!
03:28Ugh!
03:29My ears are ringing!
03:31That's because of the pressure.
03:33Yeah, I've been in a pool before.
03:35You're nervous, aren't you?
03:37Pfft, nah.
03:39I'm only diving deep into the ocean of an uncharted planet where I could find all sorts of sea monsters!
03:45I would find it reassuring.
03:47Reassuring?!
03:48What is more frightening, finding out there's life beyond Earth, or finding out you're all alone?
03:58Computer, who the heck programmed you?
04:01Shush, don't move.
04:03W-w-why?
04:04It's coming our way.
04:11Earth!
04:12Oh, hey, look.
04:13It's my moon.
04:15Listen, you need to fix your mess.
04:17Titan was really offended, and now he's-
04:19Listen, I don't need you anymore.
04:21Venus is helping me stay in my axis.
04:23Yeah!
04:23We're also best friends now!
04:26Okay, let's not overdo the best friend thing.
04:28Right, right.
04:28Earth, I know for a fact you care about your Earthlings.
04:32And right now, Astro Dude is in danger!
04:35I-I-I-
04:38You heard it, Earth's moon!
04:40Scram!
04:50Computer, I'm about to pass out.
04:52Can you please-
04:53It's here.
04:54Where?
04:55Where?
04:56Oh!
04:57It's just ice!
04:59You sound underwhelmed.
05:01I mean, I'm happy it's not a sea monster, but maybe we really are alone.
05:06I told you.
05:07Huh, yeah.
05:09W-Wait!
05:10What's that?
05:13It's a-
05:14A silicon-based organism.
05:16Only something like this could survive in these conditions.
05:21Looks like life always finds a way.
05:24Hello, little thing.
05:26Hey!
05:28Hey there!
05:29Are you crying?
05:32Maybe?
05:35Titan!
05:36Oh, boy.
05:38You still haven't released Astro Dude?
05:40I already told you.
05:41He is helping me.
05:43And I told you I'd come back with someone else if you didn't let him go.
05:50Uh...
05:50Nobody else is here.
05:52You hear that, Deimos?
05:53He told us nobody!
05:55I heard him, Phobos!
05:57I heard him well!
05:58You're the backup?
05:59Oh, you think we can't mess you up?
06:02Oh, you totally can.
06:03You don't need to be a planet to be powerful or dangerous.
06:05Well, let me tell you!
06:07Wait, what?
06:08That is the problem, guys.
06:10All this time, we believed we can't do much because we're moons.
06:14Don't you think we've been undermined for far too long?
06:18What?
06:18Hey!
06:18Don't listen to him!
06:20Earth called us asteroids last time!
06:23Yeah!
06:23That was mean, wasn't it?
06:25Of course it was, but it is not true, you hear me?
06:28We hear ya!
06:30You were supposed to help me!
06:31Jeez, Earth's moon!
06:33Stop being so bossy!
06:34Yeah!
06:35Chill out, Earth's moon!
06:36Stop calling me Earth's moon!
06:39Ah!
06:40Take it away, dark side of the moon!
06:43Thought you'd never ask.
06:45Listen, Titan.
06:46Maybe I'm smaller than you, but I can still crash into you and mess you up real bad.
06:51So, you get what I'm saying?
06:54Ugh, okay!
06:55I'll- I'll let the Earthling go.
06:57Heh heh.
06:58A job well done.
06:59Wow.
07:00I should do this more.
07:02Uh, the dude's inside my surface.
07:06Well, spin him out!
07:08Can we do that?
07:09I don't know!
07:10Well, here goes nothing.
07:13Hey, what's going on?
07:16I think Titan's about to spit us.
07:19He can do that?
07:20Whoa!
07:26Astro Dude!
07:27Are you okay?
07:29He looks pretty dead to me!
07:31I'm alive!
07:31I'm alive!
07:32Phew!
07:33I'm glad.
07:34You shouldn't explore these places all by yourself, okay?
07:38Come on, let's go!
07:39Wait.
07:40Tell me what you found.
07:41Come on!
07:42Does it matter?
07:44It does.
07:45I found a dark and vast ocean.
07:50But, I think I found some type of small organism.
07:57I have life?
08:00Moons can have life!
08:02There's no rule against it, so...
08:05What now?
08:06I don't know.
08:08Maybe it's time for a change.
08:09Hey!
08:12Where are you going?
08:13Let's go, Deimos!
08:15Right behind you, Phobos!
08:16Hey, you as well?
08:17Where is everyone going?
08:20Uh, fine!
08:23Ugh, at least I'm alive.
08:25Somehow.
08:26I guess I'll just continue my mission.
08:29Ugh, hopefully nothing bad comes of this.
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08:49Okay, bye!
09:05Bye!

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