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A collection of cosy crime dramas adapted from Colin Watson's Flaxborough Chronicles, set in a small Lincolnshire market town in the 1960s and '70s.

Inspector Purbright is a thoroughly English policeman: affable, polite, dogged and decent. Created by award-winning crime writer Colin Watson, he appeared in 12 Flaxborough mysteries, four of which were adapted for BBC TV under the title Murder Most English. These five radio dramatisations star Peter Jeffrey, John Pullen and John Rowe as Purbright.

Coffin, Scarcely Used - When newspaper proprietor Marcus Gwill is found dead under an electricity pylon, shortly after the death of his neighbour, Harold Carobleat, Inspector Purbright investigates. He soon discovers that something very odd is going on in the seemingly respectable town of Flaxborough.



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00:00:00Coffin Scarcely Used by Colin Watson
00:00:09Dramatized for radio by Brian Wright
00:00:12With Peter Jeffrey as Detective Inspector Purbright
00:00:16For as much as it both pleased almighty God
00:00:26Of his great mercy to take unto himself
00:00:29The soul of our dear brother Harold Arthur
00:00:33Here departed
00:00:34We therefore commit his body to the ground
00:00:38I'm sorry now
00:00:42I'm sorry now
00:00:48Whose heart is aching for breaking
00:00:56Each guard
00:00:59Sir, I'm convinced we can turn up evidence of fraud
00:01:03At Carableet and Spade Limited
00:01:05I hesitate to overrule you Purbright, I really do
00:01:08But now Harold Carableet is dead and buried
00:01:11I think we ought to drop this investigation
00:01:14Yes, with the owner dead
00:01:16His widow pleading complete ignorance
00:01:18And the firm's book's gone missing
00:01:19It's not promising, I admit
00:01:21What I do know is
00:01:22You could stir up a lot of unpleasantness
00:01:24And still get nowhere
00:01:25Carableet was a councillor
00:01:27JP
00:01:27Sponsor of good causes
00:01:29Fine war work in the docks
00:01:31All that
00:01:31But this is 1956, not 46
00:01:34V.E. Day
00:01:34It was 11 years ago, sir
00:01:36I'm sorry
00:01:36My mind is made up
00:01:37It's your decision, sir, of course
00:01:39Excuse me
00:01:41Inspector Purbright
00:01:46Yes, Sergeant?
00:01:47Seen the Flaxborough Citizen
00:01:48They've given Holy Harry a great send-off
00:01:50Holy Harry?
00:01:51Harold Carableet
00:01:52That's his nickname down the docks
00:01:53On account of his purge of the red light district
00:01:56You know, listen to what it says here
00:01:57Sergeant Love
00:01:58As of now, the Carableet case is closed
00:02:00By order of Chief Constable Chubb
00:02:02Oh
00:02:03Sorry to hear that, sir
00:02:05Yeah
00:02:05This will be Holy Harry's epitaph, then
00:02:08Respected citizen
00:02:10Successful director of ship's brokers, Blam Blatch
00:02:14Passionate concern for moral welfare
00:02:17Who writes this stuff?
00:02:19The proprietor of the citizen, I expect
00:02:21Marcus Gwilf
00:02:22Who just happens to be Carableet's next-door neighbour and chum
00:02:26Oh, like that, eh?
00:02:28Carableet and Gwilf
00:02:29All boys together
00:02:36There he is, Constable
00:02:37That's exactly where I found him
00:02:39Right under the pylon
00:02:40Stone cold dead
00:02:42What time was that?
00:02:45On my way back to the farm
00:02:47About twenty minutes ago
00:02:48It's Mr. Gwilf
00:02:50Mr. Gwilf
00:02:52He lives down at the Aspens
00:02:54Big house down on Heston Lane
00:02:55Poor old Mr. Gwilf
00:02:58Blow me a kiss
00:03:02From across the room
00:03:05Say I look nice
00:03:09When I'm not
00:03:12Touch my hair
00:03:16As has my tail
00:03:19Oh, yes?
00:03:23Good day
00:03:24I'm P.C. Wilkinson
00:03:25May I come in for a moment?
00:03:27Oh, Mr. Gwilf
00:03:28Ain't here, I'm afraid
00:03:29I know, Mrs. Paul
00:03:31It's him I've come about
00:03:32I'm sorry
00:03:33He's had an accident
00:03:35Accident?
00:03:37Oh, come in
00:03:38Come in
00:03:39I knew something was wrong
00:03:42The door wasn't locked
00:03:44When I came back this morning
00:03:46I've been over to my sister's
00:03:47For the night, you see
00:03:48And his bed
00:03:49Weren't slept in neither
00:03:51I knew I shouldn't have
00:03:53Left him alone last night
00:03:54Oh, excuse me
00:03:56I'll just turn this off
00:03:58What's happened?
00:04:01I'm afraid
00:04:02Mr. Gwilf
00:04:04Is dead
00:04:04Oh
00:04:06Oh, I shouldn't have left him
00:04:10I shouldn't
00:04:11Now, don't upset yourself, Mrs. Paul
00:04:12Would you happen to know
00:04:14The name of your employer's next of kin?
00:04:17I need to make a phone call
00:04:18I'm sorry to bother you
00:04:22At your place of work, Mr. Linz
00:04:23But I have to inform you
00:04:24That we'll require
00:04:25A formal identification
00:04:26Of your uncle's body
00:04:27Later today
00:04:28Oh, yes, yes
00:04:29Of course, Inspector
00:04:30As editor of the Citizen
00:04:32I suppose you saw
00:04:33Quite a lot of each other
00:04:34Every day, usually
00:04:35You see, what I'm looking for, Mr. Linz
00:04:37Is an explanation
00:04:38Of why your uncle
00:04:39Mr. Marcus Gwilf
00:04:40Went out last night
00:04:41He fancied a little walk
00:04:43Across the fields
00:04:44Do you imagine?
00:04:45In his slippers
00:04:46In December?
00:04:47Yes
00:04:48That is curious, isn't it?
00:04:50In here, Inspector
00:04:51Please, take a seat
00:04:58Yes, thank you
00:04:59If I had occasion
00:05:00To walk down the drive
00:05:02Of the Aspens
00:05:02And cross Heston Lane
00:05:03And then climb a railing
00:05:05And go twenty yards
00:05:06Over a field
00:05:06Before apparently
00:05:07Clambering up
00:05:08An electricity pylon
00:05:09I really believe
00:05:10I put my boots on first
00:05:12Still, gentlemen
00:05:13Can do rather eccentric things
00:05:15When the mood takes them
00:05:16My uncle was not
00:05:17An eccentric
00:05:18He managed to make
00:05:19Too much money for that
00:05:20I imagine
00:05:21You'll have no cause
00:05:23To regret
00:05:23His good business sense
00:05:24Ah, I suppose
00:05:25I am his heir
00:05:26I really haven't
00:05:27Thought about the will
00:05:28Of course not
00:05:29When was it you last
00:05:31Saw your uncle alive
00:05:32Mr. Lince?
00:05:33About six o'clock
00:05:34I drove him back
00:05:35To Heston Lane
00:05:36How did he strike you then?
00:05:37Same as usual
00:05:38I didn't notice anything wrong
00:05:39Had he been depressed
00:05:40Or worried?
00:05:41If he had
00:05:42He didn't confide in me
00:05:43Well, things run
00:05:44Pretty smoothly here
00:05:45No bereavements
00:05:46Of any kind
00:05:47Relatives or friends
00:05:48Not that I know of
00:05:49His neighbour
00:05:51Mr. Carableat
00:05:52Died about six months ago
00:05:53Were they at all friendly?
00:05:55They were neighbourly
00:05:56I believe
00:05:56Nothing beyond that?
00:05:58I really don't know
00:06:00Inspector
00:06:00Mr. Carableat's widow
00:06:02Still lives next door
00:06:04You could ask her
00:06:04Yes
00:06:05Do you think
00:06:06Your Uncle Marcus's
00:06:07Housekeeper
00:06:08Might be of some help?
00:06:09I doubt it
00:06:10She's not very bright
00:06:12And she dabbles
00:06:13In spiritualism
00:06:14She's convinced
00:06:15That the house
00:06:15Is haunted
00:06:16Spooky place
00:06:21Aren't you
00:06:22Got to admit
00:06:22I'm bloody cold too
00:06:24Anything else?
00:06:28We ought to measure
00:06:28The height of that cable arm
00:06:30Climb up like old Gwyl
00:06:32Let's call it 25 feet
00:06:35Shall we?
00:06:35No
00:06:3627
00:06:37That'll sound as if
00:06:38We really know
00:06:39Oh, afternoon sir
00:06:42Afternoon, Sid
00:06:43Nothing doing round here?
00:06:47What had you in mind, sir?
00:06:49Cloth fibres
00:06:50Nail pairings
00:06:51You know
00:06:51Detective Constable Harper
00:06:53Here found a couple of
00:06:54Marshmallows
00:06:56Marshmallows?
00:06:59Mr. Gwyl had a bag of them
00:07:00In his pocket, sir
00:07:01Oh, we're about finished
00:07:02Oh, fine
00:07:03I'm on my way down to the house
00:07:06Doesn't look too inviting
00:07:08A place, does it?
00:07:09Probably explains its reputation
00:07:10Harpy's just been telling me
00:07:12Funny old Gwyl
00:07:13Believe in it, though
00:07:14How do you mean?
00:07:16Oh, country gossip, sir
00:07:18Some of the locals
00:07:20Have had the notion
00:07:20For a while now
00:07:21That there was a
00:07:22Ghost
00:07:23Lurking about
00:07:25Outside Gwyl's house
00:07:26Oh, sounds daft
00:07:27And I wouldn't repeat it
00:07:28But
00:07:28A cousin of mine
00:07:30Happened to be cycling
00:07:31Back from town
00:07:31Just before 12 last night
00:07:32And he saw Mr. Gwyl
00:07:34Splashing water about
00:07:35On the ground
00:07:35From a big can
00:07:36Or something
00:07:37Just inside those
00:07:39Big raw iron gates
00:07:40Oh, it was dark
00:07:41Mind you
00:07:41But he was pretty sure
00:07:42That's what he was doing
00:07:43And what did your cousin
00:07:44Make of that?
00:07:45Well, it sounds silly
00:07:47But
00:07:47Holy water
00:07:49Some sort of ritual
00:07:51He thought
00:07:51Poor Mr. Gwyl
00:07:54Was being
00:07:55Pestered, sir
00:07:56And that's the top
00:07:58And bottom of it
00:07:59Pestered?
00:07:59By whom, Mrs. Poole?
00:08:01Well, no one
00:08:02You could lay your hands on, sir
00:08:03But there are such things
00:08:06Although they take
00:08:07A bit of understanding
00:08:08Well, how did this
00:08:09Pestering affect Mr. Gwyl?
00:08:11It was very unsettled, sir
00:08:13And he'd always been
00:08:14A quiet sort
00:08:15Dignified, you know
00:08:16Yes
00:08:17So, it showed
00:08:18When did you first
00:08:19Notice this influence?
00:08:21Oh, I can tell you
00:08:22To the day
00:08:23It all started
00:08:25A month after
00:08:26Mr. Carable
00:08:26Next door
00:08:27Was put in his grave
00:08:28I understand
00:08:30They were friends
00:08:30Oh, please, sir
00:08:32I don't want to talk
00:08:33About it anymore
00:08:34What is it you're
00:08:36Frightened of, Mrs. Poole?
00:08:38Well, nothing
00:08:39Not now
00:08:41I think it's over
00:08:43But I don't want
00:08:44To talk about it
00:08:45Tell me
00:08:47Did Mr. Gwyl have
00:08:48Any regular visitors
00:08:49Of an evening?
00:08:50Well
00:08:51Only the people
00:08:52You'd expect
00:08:53Mr. Lintz
00:08:54Sometimes
00:08:55But not for meals
00:08:56Dr. Iliard
00:08:58His doctor came
00:08:59Was Mr. Gwyl
00:09:00Having treatment?
00:09:01No, not as far
00:09:02As I know
00:09:02The doctor
00:09:04Came to dinner
00:09:05Usually
00:09:05And Mr. Gloss
00:09:07Occasionally
00:09:08The solicitor gentleman
00:09:09Sometimes
00:09:10I'd serve for him
00:09:12The doctor
00:09:12And
00:09:13Yes
00:09:14Mr. Bradlaugh
00:09:15The builder
00:09:16And
00:09:16You know
00:09:17Undertaker
00:09:18Yes, I know
00:09:19So those three gentlemen
00:09:20Were personal
00:09:21As well as professional
00:09:22Friends
00:09:22Mr. Bradlaugh
00:09:23Dr. Hilyard
00:09:24And
00:09:25Mr. Gloss
00:09:26Yes, sir
00:09:27Yes
00:09:27I wonder if you mind
00:09:29Very much
00:09:29By taking a quick look
00:09:30Round the house
00:09:31You're the police
00:09:32You're welcome
00:09:34To see what
00:09:34You've a mind to
00:09:35Mr. Gloss
00:09:38I'm astounded
00:09:39I really am
00:09:40If you have reason
00:09:42To suspect
00:09:42That a crime
00:09:43Has been committed
00:09:44Your duty
00:09:45Is to help
00:09:46The police
00:09:46In whatever way
00:09:47You can
00:09:48My dear
00:09:48Chief Constable
00:09:49That is just
00:09:50The point
00:09:51The situation
00:09:52Is such
00:09:53That I can give
00:09:53Precious little information
00:09:55That is why
00:09:56I've taken the liberty
00:09:57Of calling on you
00:09:57Privately at your home
00:09:59As a solicitor
00:10:00I am perfectly
00:10:01Well aware
00:10:02Of what citizens
00:10:02Are supposed to do
00:10:04And how seldom
00:10:05They do it
00:10:06And how little
00:10:07The police can do
00:10:08To make them
00:10:09Look here, sir
00:10:09Let's not beat about
00:10:10The bush
00:10:11My lunch is waiting
00:10:12You suppose
00:10:14Marcus Gwill
00:10:15To have been murdered
00:10:16Is that it?
00:10:17It is
00:10:17Oh, but that's absurd
00:10:19I am Mr. Gwill's solicitor
00:10:21Surely it carries
00:10:22Some weight
00:10:23I tell you
00:10:24That he was not
00:10:25Without enemies
00:10:26Few of us are
00:10:27I might also add
00:10:29My motives
00:10:31For approaching you
00:10:31Are not entirely
00:10:32Altruistic
00:10:33You see
00:10:34I am not confident
00:10:36That my own safety
00:10:37Is henceforth assured
00:10:38Look now, Mr. Gloss
00:10:41Why don't you tell me
00:10:42What this is all about?
00:10:44Who exactly
00:10:45Is threatening you?
00:10:47Please believe me
00:10:48When I say
00:10:49It is no one
00:10:50Against whom
00:10:51You could possibly
00:10:53Take direct action
00:10:54Mr. Gwill's study
00:11:03Yes
00:11:05Not what you might call
00:11:06A cosy room
00:11:07Her next door
00:11:09Seemed to think so
00:11:10Ah
00:11:11Mrs. Carable
00:11:12It was also a friend
00:11:14I can't say
00:11:14She visited
00:11:16Once a week
00:11:17And not for dinner
00:11:18Well, if she came in here
00:11:20Perhaps it was partly
00:11:21For business reasons
00:11:21I don't know
00:11:22Why she came
00:11:23I kept out of the way
00:11:24Yes, well
00:11:25I'll ask her myself
00:11:26You won't find her in
00:11:28She went off in a taxi
00:11:29Yesterday morning
00:11:30Yes, thank you
00:11:33Mrs. Poole
00:11:33Well, that's mostly
00:11:37Newspaper stuff there
00:11:38Yes
00:11:39What
00:11:39Why aren't these?
00:11:41They look like
00:11:42Adverts
00:11:43From the Citizen
00:11:44Yes, I know
00:11:45Was Mr. Gwill interested
00:11:46In buying and selling
00:11:47Antique furniture?
00:11:48Not specially
00:11:49That's very odd
00:11:51Will they be bringing him home, sir?
00:11:55Not if you don't want that
00:11:57And certainly not today
00:11:58A post-mortem examination
00:12:00Has to be made
00:12:00Here's the post-mortem report, Sarge
00:12:04Thanks, Wilkes
00:12:05Here, you're good on the local knobs
00:12:08What do you know about old Gwill?
00:12:10Gave very much to himself
00:12:11Nobody liked him much
00:12:12Time of death
00:12:1412.10
00:12:16Just after midnight
00:12:17It's got to be ghosts
00:12:19Dear old Lord
00:12:22What?
00:12:23Left palm
00:12:24Exhibited a transverse burn
00:12:26Three quarters of an inch wide
00:12:28And three inches long
00:12:29On palm of right hand
00:12:32And a burn mark
00:12:33Star or flower shape
00:12:35Clearly defined
00:12:37Approximately two and a half
00:12:38Inches in diameter
00:12:39What have you got there, Sergeant?
00:12:43Autopsy results, sir
00:12:44Any news on the
00:12:46Heston Lane ghostie?
00:12:48I wouldn't write him off yet
00:12:50Now don't go, Wilkes
00:12:51Let me see that report
00:12:53Sir
00:12:54P.C. Wilkinson was just saying
00:12:56Nobody liked Gwill
00:12:57Hmm
00:12:58I do like a big field of suspects
00:13:01You're not saying he's murder
00:13:04Well, if I had any doubt
00:13:05This bit here about the marshmallows
00:13:06Would convince me
00:13:07Teeth caked for the stuff, apparently
00:13:09Sir
00:13:10The report confirms
00:13:11He was electrocuted
00:13:12Yes, he was
00:13:13But I've never encountered
00:13:14A suicide who's been in the mood
00:13:15For confectionery
00:13:16At the last moment
00:13:17And I've yet to find
00:13:19A man of Gwill's age
00:13:20Who can clamber up pylons
00:13:21In the middle of the night
00:13:22With his mouth full
00:13:23Of sticky marshmallows
00:13:24No injury or mark
00:13:27On body apart from Burns
00:13:29Well, how the hell
00:13:30Could he have fallen there?
00:13:31But he had to be up there
00:13:32Or he couldn't have been electrocuted
00:13:34I wonder
00:13:35Tell me
00:13:37Do the electricity board
00:13:38Decorate their pylons
00:13:40With ornamental stars
00:13:41Or flowers these days?
00:13:44Not that I know
00:13:44Oh
00:13:45See what you mean
00:13:46The burn mark
00:13:47On the right pound
00:13:48Yeah
00:13:49But where
00:13:50If not at the pylon?
00:13:52Well, first find your star
00:13:53Or flower-shaped electrode
00:13:54You'd better ask Forensic
00:13:55For a photograph of those burns
00:13:57Can't have been far
00:13:58From Gwill's house
00:13:59He was in his slippers
00:13:59And he was seen alive
00:14:00Just before twelve
00:14:01By Harper's cousin
00:14:02Baptising his driveway
00:14:04Against spirits
00:14:05Do what?
00:14:06Never mind the eccentricities
00:14:07For the moment, Sid
00:14:08Let's start from the sound assumption
00:14:09That people seldom get themselves
00:14:11Murdered by complete strangers
00:14:12Wilkes, I want you and Harper
00:14:14On the knocker down
00:14:15Heston Lane this afternoon
00:14:16Right, sir
00:14:17And gently, does it
00:14:18This is Flaxborough
00:14:19Not Chicago, Illinois
00:14:20Flaxborough isn't designed
00:14:26To cope with murder
00:14:27Any more than that
00:14:29Municipal building
00:14:29Is designed to cope
00:14:30With earthquakes
00:14:31This crime is out of context
00:14:33For one thing
00:14:34It's cleverness
00:14:35Gwill wasn't forced
00:14:37To grasp
00:14:38Whatever electrocuted him
00:14:39He suspected nothing
00:14:40Was his murderer
00:14:42A friend
00:14:43Or a relative
00:14:44He seems to have had
00:14:46An almost Edwardian penchant
00:14:48For entertaining professionals
00:14:49He was the client
00:14:51Of one guest
00:14:52The patient of another
00:14:53The potential customer
00:14:54Of the third
00:14:55No, there need be nothing
00:14:57Sinister in the association
00:14:59Of course
00:14:59Three well-to-do friends
00:15:01Four, presumably
00:15:02Until Harold Carableet died
00:15:03Oh, talk of the devil
00:15:06Good afternoon, Mrs. Carableet
00:15:08Oh, hello, Inspector
00:15:09I was hoping to have a word
00:15:11You've been away
00:15:12Yes
00:15:12I've just got back from Shropshire
00:15:14Did you want to speak
00:15:15To me particularly?
00:15:17Oh, it's not that business
00:15:19About my husband's firm again
00:15:20No, no, not that
00:15:22Where did you spend last night
00:15:24Mrs. Carableet?
00:15:25Oh
00:15:26This is something new
00:15:28May I ask why you want to know?
00:15:31Your next-door neighbour
00:15:31Was murdered last night
00:15:33Not Marcus
00:15:35Murdered?
00:15:37Marcus?
00:15:38Mr. Gwill, yes
00:15:39But that's
00:15:41That's extraordinary
00:15:43Are you sure?
00:15:44If I weren't sure
00:15:45I'd scarcely be running around
00:15:47Asking questions
00:15:47Oh, no, of course not
00:15:48That was silly of me
00:15:49But it came as such a surprise
00:15:52I fancy Mr. Gwill was surprised too
00:15:54It's dreadful, isn't it?
00:15:57Dreadful
00:15:57I was wondering
00:15:58If you might have anything
00:15:59Helpful to tell me
00:16:01I really can't see
00:16:02What you think
00:16:03I might know about it
00:16:04Where did you spend last night?
00:16:07At the brink of discovery
00:16:08I beg your pardon?
00:16:10I'm sorry
00:16:11It's a geographical joke
00:16:13The brink of discovery
00:16:14Is a pub
00:16:15A small hotel, rather
00:16:16On the far side of Shrewsbury
00:16:18Would you happen to have the bill?
00:16:20Really, Inspector?
00:16:21I...
00:16:22Well
00:16:22Here
00:16:24Any particular reason
00:16:27For the visit?
00:16:28I often go down there
00:16:29The West Country
00:16:30Used to be my home
00:16:31I need a change occasionally
00:16:33From this marsh of a place
00:16:34Thank you
00:16:36Rather expensive
00:16:38My husband left me
00:16:40Adequately provided
00:16:41Hmm, I suppose he did
00:16:43What...
00:16:44What was the purpose
00:16:45Of your weekly visits
00:16:46To Mr. Gwill?
00:16:48Well, who says I...
00:16:49Oh, you've been talking
00:16:51To Prowler Poo
00:16:52Well, I...
00:16:54I did pop in occasionally
00:16:56To keep him company
00:16:57The two of you
00:16:58Didn't happen to share
00:16:59An interest in antique furniture
00:17:00What?
00:17:02Never mind
00:17:03Ah
00:17:04Good afternoon to you
00:17:06Mrs. Carribleat
00:17:07Oh, hello, Rupert
00:17:08Uh, Inspector
00:17:09This is Dr. Hilliard
00:17:11Inspector Purbright
00:17:12But you possibly
00:17:14Know each other already
00:17:15Only by reputation
00:17:16Yes, shocking
00:17:17D, Inspector
00:17:17Shocking
00:17:18You are being kept busy
00:17:20And out of mischief
00:17:21Lady, I trust?
00:17:22I am at present
00:17:23Being tactfully helpful
00:17:24To the police
00:17:25Excellent
00:17:26Though tact
00:17:27Is not always
00:17:28What helps policemen
00:17:29Surely
00:17:29Discretion can be
00:17:31Pursued too far
00:17:32Yes, Inspector?
00:17:34I'm sure your patient
00:17:35Would not take anything
00:17:36Too far
00:17:37My patient
00:17:38Oh, forgive me
00:17:39It was the late
00:17:40Mr. Carribleat
00:17:41You attended
00:17:41Not his wife
00:17:42Wasn't it?
00:17:43Aye, God rest his soul
00:17:44It's God rest
00:17:45Marcus Gwills' soul
00:17:46Now, Doctor
00:17:47Well, as to that, lady
00:17:48If this sentiment
00:17:49Does you credit
00:17:49It does indeed
00:17:51I gather you were
00:17:52A friend of Mr. Gwills'
00:17:53He was a patient of mine
00:17:54And a very careful man
00:17:56He'd need to be
00:17:58Oh, you hear that
00:18:01For the wee buddy
00:18:02Oh, for heaven's sake
00:18:03Drop that phony
00:18:04Scottishry, Rupert
00:18:05Well, I must be
00:18:06Getting along
00:18:06I'll come and see you
00:18:07Sometime if I may
00:18:08Mrs. Carribleat
00:18:08Of course
00:18:09Bye for now, Doctor
00:18:10You've got the devil
00:18:13Of a nerve
00:18:13Showing your face
00:18:14Here today
00:18:14I don't follow you
00:18:16Oh, no
00:18:16You'll not get away
00:18:18With this, my lovely
00:18:19Tell that
00:18:21To who it may concern
00:18:22You can
00:18:24I don't know
00:18:27What Flaxborough's
00:18:28Coming to, Purbride
00:18:29I blame it on the television
00:18:31The murder on our hands
00:18:33That's bad enough
00:18:34But a professional man
00:18:36A member of the country club
00:18:38Sitting in my own drawing room
00:18:40And begging me
00:18:40For police protection
00:18:41Police protection?
00:18:44You couldn't give it to him
00:18:45Of course
00:18:45Of course not
00:18:46That sort of thing
00:18:47Isn't available on demand
00:18:48Just like that
00:18:48I've seen Gloss in court
00:18:50He wouldn't frighten easily
00:18:51I'll have a word
00:18:53With him later on, sir
00:18:54If he really is nervous
00:18:56He'll probably be
00:18:57More forthcoming
00:18:57After a night or two
00:18:58Listening to creaking floorboards
00:19:00Damn it all
00:19:01Old Gwill wasn't
00:19:01The sort of fellow
00:19:02You expect to get murdered
00:19:03Why?
00:19:05Well, his nephew
00:19:05George Lintz
00:19:06Has something to gain
00:19:07And then there's
00:19:09A rather curious relationship
00:19:10Between Gwill
00:19:11And the Carribleat woman
00:19:12Good Lord
00:19:13Old Gwill
00:19:14The world's gone mad
00:19:16You remember
00:19:17The Carribleat affair, sir
00:19:18Why, you're not
00:19:19Dragging that old case up
00:19:20It's rather
00:19:21Dragged itself up
00:19:22Carribleat and Gwill
00:19:24Two friends and neighbours
00:19:25Local dignitaries
00:19:27One dead
00:19:28While still under investigation
00:19:29The other murdered
00:19:31In mysterious circumstances
00:19:32And now they'll lie
00:19:34Side by side
00:19:35In Heston Cemetery
00:19:36Just as they lived
00:19:38Side by side
00:19:39In Heston Lane
00:19:40Shut the gate then, lad
00:19:45All right
00:19:46Mag, mag
00:19:47What was it like in there?
00:19:50Brother
00:19:50Got a cup of tea there
00:19:51Lucky devil
00:19:52Got anything else?
00:19:54A list of people
00:19:54Who might have been
00:19:55At Gwill's place
00:19:55After midnight
00:19:56Oh, don't talk wet
00:19:57These people all
00:19:58Sink into a coma
00:19:59Round eight
00:20:00Oh, no, Hoppy
00:20:01The nice lady
00:20:02Just told me her daughter
00:20:02Was out at a dance
00:20:03Or something
00:20:04And she was so scared
00:20:05She'd come back ruined
00:20:06Every time she heard
00:20:06Anyone coming from town
00:20:07She popped down to the gate
00:20:08To see if it was the daughter
00:20:09Who exactly did she say?
00:20:11Um
00:20:12Morris Hoylake
00:20:14On bicycle
00:20:14No, that's my cousin
00:20:15Poor bright nose already
00:20:16Girl in hurry
00:20:17Wearing fur-trimmed coat
00:20:19Dr. Hilliard
00:20:20Well-off man in Trilby hat
00:20:22Who visited Mr. Gwill regular
00:20:23Lady with...
00:20:24All right, all right
00:20:25I've got one old insomniac
00:20:28Who remembers a black van driving by
00:20:30Nearly ran over a pussycat
00:20:32Or so she says
00:20:32Round about midnight
00:20:34She thinks it came back towards town later
00:20:36Oh, to finish off the cat
00:20:37Obviously
00:20:37How many more hires is to do?
00:20:41A dozen or so
00:20:41Sexton Blake never did it like this
00:20:44I love to go a-wandering
00:20:49Along the mountain track
00:20:52And as I go
00:20:54I love to sing
00:20:56My knapsack on my deck
00:21:00Still here, sir?
00:21:03Oh, what's that?
00:21:04You tell me
00:21:05It belonged to old Marcus
00:21:07An album
00:21:09Funny sort of hobby
00:21:12It's all furniture adverts
00:21:13Why?
00:21:15Well, ask our friend the editor
00:21:17How'd you get on with Lintz's wife, by the way?
00:21:23I, Gladys Lintz
00:21:24I'm a married woman
00:21:26And 41 years of age
00:21:27I reside with my husband George
00:21:30In a nice house
00:21:30And already have a cocktail cabinet
00:21:32A free pass to the Odeon
00:21:34Two beautiful children
00:21:35And the telly
00:21:36What?
00:21:37Kill old Uncle Marcus
00:21:38Why should I?
00:21:40I was a land girl in the war
00:21:41Quite
00:21:42Now tell me what she said
00:21:43Without meaning to
00:21:44One
00:21:45She thinks the undertaker
00:21:47Jonas Bradlaugh
00:21:48Did it
00:21:49Two
00:21:50She suspected Gwil
00:21:51Of making money on the side
00:21:53How?
00:21:53Buying and selling antiques
00:21:55She hadn't a clue
00:21:56Any reason why she didn't like old Nab Bradlaugh?
00:21:59Well, she said it was Gwil who didn't like him
00:22:01Uncle once said something about
00:22:04Fixing Nab Bradlaugh if he'd a mind to
00:22:08Sounded like a threat
00:22:10And when was this threat made?
00:22:12Oh, several months ago
00:22:13But the remark stuck in her mind
00:22:16It's a very narrow mind
00:22:18A murdering undertaker
00:22:20Sounds too good to be true
00:22:22Ah, Mr Bradlaugh
00:22:26Come in
00:22:26Sorry to keep you waiting
00:22:28Good evening, Doctor
00:22:29You're not ill, I take it
00:22:32No
00:22:33I had to see you
00:22:35Well
00:22:35Will you take a dram?
00:22:40No
00:22:40This whole damn thing will have to be dropped
00:22:43For the time being, Doc
00:22:44It cannot
00:22:45And needn't be
00:22:46Get that into your head, Bradlaugh
00:22:48We can build it up later
00:22:50When the fuss has died down
00:22:51What's running smoothly now
00:22:52Will have to be kept running
00:22:53Or abandoned altogether
00:22:54And I'll not see that happen
00:22:56After what we've put into it
00:22:57But the police
00:22:59The police
00:23:00And what will they do?
00:23:03Run round in ever-decreasing circles
00:23:05Until they become their own colonic stoppages
00:23:07Provided that you and I
00:23:10And Roddy Gloss
00:23:10Remain helpfully obscure
00:23:12And unproductively cooperative
00:23:13The police can do nothing
00:23:15Roddy Gloss
00:23:16Is just a shade too clever sometimes
00:23:18Keeping up with him can be dodgy
00:23:20Ah, stop frightening yourself, Bradlaugh
00:23:22Marcus asked for what he got
00:23:24By God he did
00:23:25But it can't be left at that
00:23:26The police aren't the problem
00:23:29Eh?
00:23:30There's a certain person
00:23:32We need to find
00:23:32And quickly
00:23:33Look
00:23:35There's only one way to do it
00:23:37A patient of mine
00:23:38One of the more grateful ones
00:23:40She works at the telephone exchange
00:23:43And is in the right place
00:23:44Flaxper 241
00:23:53Oh darling
00:23:55I'm glad you rang
00:23:56Something terrible's happened here
00:23:58Though it may have its
00:23:58You know?
00:24:01How?
00:24:02It's not in the national papers yet
00:24:03Is it?
00:24:04What?
00:24:05Yes
00:24:06That Inspector Purbright
00:24:08Has spoken to me
00:24:09He's seeing me again sometime
00:24:10Oh no, of course not
00:24:13I'll act like a cat
00:24:14Though the very idea
00:24:15Makes me
00:24:16Oh yes, I miss you too
00:24:19But we'd better not visit for a while
00:24:21It's not safe
00:24:22Hmm
00:24:23Shall I get in touch with them?
00:24:28Hilliard's been making innuendos
00:24:29No
00:24:31All right
00:24:31They are innuendos, darling
00:24:34Aren't they?
00:24:36Darling?
00:24:38Darling?
00:24:44Here
00:24:45This statement should save time
00:24:47For both of us, Inspector
00:24:47Very thoughtful of you, Mr Lynch
00:24:50Yes, this is all rather terrible
00:24:51I felt sure it was suicide
00:24:53You will find that I managed
00:24:55To spend all last night
00:24:56In the company of witnesses
00:24:57I'm glad to say
00:24:58Yeah, so I see
00:24:59I can't imagine
00:25:00Any more respectable
00:25:01Midnight occupation
00:25:02Than playing chess
00:25:04With an undertaker
00:25:05Perhaps if you just sign this, sir
00:25:08Hmm
00:25:08Now
00:25:10It's press day tomorrow
00:25:12And I'm very busy, as you can see
00:25:13There are no more questions, I presume
00:25:15Only this, sir
00:25:16This?
00:25:18It's my uncle's, isn't it?
00:25:19Yes, an album
00:25:20Small ads
00:25:21Doesn't make much sense to us
00:25:23No
00:25:24Matter of fact
00:25:25I've been rather puzzled
00:25:26About these myself
00:25:27I came across them
00:25:28Some months ago
00:25:29Is there anything peculiar
00:25:30About the adverts themselves?
00:25:32Not exactly common
00:25:33A garden offers
00:25:34Antiques aren't in my line
00:25:36Were they in Mr Gwills?
00:25:38Not to my knowledge
00:25:39That's what puzzled me
00:25:40Look, we'd better have
00:25:41Young House up here
00:25:42He handles the advertising
00:25:43Incidentally
00:25:47This week's edition
00:25:49Can my reporter include
00:25:50An official police statement
00:25:52In his account of uncle's death?
00:25:54Oh, House
00:25:54Can you spare a moment?
00:25:56Your paper can use all the facts
00:25:57As you know them, Mr Lynch
00:25:58But I'd like you to add this, though
00:26:00Say the police are anxious
00:26:01To hear from anyone
00:26:01Who was out in the Heston Lane area
00:26:03On Monday night
00:26:04After 11.30
00:26:04We'd also like a word
00:26:06With the driver of a black van
00:26:07Went up from town
00:26:09Just before twelve
00:26:09Returned about half an hour later
00:26:11Right
00:26:12I'll make a note of that
00:26:13Ah, House
00:26:16This is Inspector Furbride
00:26:18Evening, sir
00:26:19It's to do with Mr Gwills
00:26:21Sir?
00:26:22Can you identify
00:26:23The small ads in this album?
00:26:26These?
00:26:27They're all for sales
00:26:28That Mr Gwills brought in himself
00:26:30None of the ordinary ads
00:26:31Have letters
00:26:32As well as figures
00:26:32In the box references
00:26:33We used to sort out the replies
00:26:35And put them directly
00:26:36Through to the boss
00:26:36Were those his instructions?
00:26:38They were
00:26:38There's four new ones
00:26:40For this edition
00:26:40He gave them in
00:26:42Before
00:26:42Before
00:26:43Yes, quite
00:26:44Similar sorts of antique items?
00:26:47Identical, now you've come to mention it
00:26:49Antique lampstands
00:26:51Of tankard
00:26:51Sideboard
00:26:52Why do you suppose
00:26:53Mr Gwills was putting these adverts
00:26:55In the paper?
00:26:55Did you never wonder?
00:26:57Well, I thought perhaps
00:26:57He had a friend
00:26:58In the second hand trade
00:26:59Hmm
00:27:00You've no idea
00:27:00Who this other person
00:27:01Might have been?
00:27:02No
00:27:02And I presume
00:27:03You never saw the replies?
00:27:05Me?
00:27:05No
00:27:05Mr Gwills never left them lying about
00:27:07Oh
00:27:08I'd be obliged
00:27:09If you and Mr Lintz
00:27:10Would make certain
00:27:11All the replies from the new adverts
00:27:12Are given direct to me
00:27:13Sir
00:27:13As you wish
00:27:14Don't allow them out of your hands
00:27:15I think that may be important
00:27:17Telephone me as soon as anything arrives
00:27:19And now I'll let you
00:27:21Put your paper to bed
00:27:22And away to mine
00:27:23Thank you, gentlemen
00:27:24The inquest has been postponed
00:27:26I take it
00:27:27Yes, but you can go ahead
00:27:28With the funeral arrangements now
00:27:29I've already spoken to Mr Bradlaugh
00:27:31Yes, I expect you have
00:27:34How's the missus, Ben?
00:27:49Hey
00:27:49Oh
00:27:50Better thanks, Mr Bradlaugh
00:27:51Nice board, this Ben
00:27:54Take the bead in over the knot
00:27:56This is a five-star job
00:27:58It's for Mr Gwill
00:27:59Oh
00:27:59Oh, a couple of blokes waiting in the office, boss
00:28:01Oh, right
00:28:02Oh, I've been expecting them
00:28:05So now
00:28:12You were definitely with George Lintz
00:28:13All Monday night
00:28:15Say, nine till two
00:28:16First at the country club
00:28:17And then back here
00:28:18Oh, yes
00:28:19Except when he was out in the yard, of course
00:28:22In the yard?
00:28:24He wanted some air, he said
00:28:25He went out and I just fell fast asleep
00:28:29And he had to wake me up to get in again
00:28:31Oh, it's bloody tiring, you know, playing chess
00:28:35Yeah
00:28:35So you don't know how long he was out?
00:28:38Not really
00:28:38Well, it can't have been long, too cold
00:28:41Was his car outside?
00:28:43Um, no
00:28:44We'd come back in my van
00:28:46You're not suggesting
00:28:49Well, now you see what nasty people policemen can be
00:28:51You visited Gwill pretty regularly, didn't you?
00:28:55Now, and again
00:28:56Yeah, he didn't play chess, I suppose
00:28:58Oh, God, you're in a gripey mood
00:29:01Anyone would think you suspected me?
00:29:03Why did you go to see him?
00:29:05Just to be sociable
00:29:06I'm a steady advertiser
00:29:07He didn't give dinner parties to all his advertisers, surely
00:29:10Who else went with you?
00:29:13Oh, Rodney Gloss was there sometimes
00:29:15Um, Doc Hilliard, too, occasionally
00:29:18Doctors and solicitors aren't allowed to advertise, though, are they?
00:29:21True
00:29:22What about Harold Carrablee?
00:29:25Well, what about him?
00:29:25He's dead
00:29:26Yeah, that's all right
00:29:27I just wanted a general picture
00:29:28Oh, anything else you wanted to know?
00:29:30Just two things
00:29:31What other business was old Gwill mixed up in
00:29:34Apart from his paper?
00:29:35I haven't the faintest idea
00:29:37Lastly, then
00:29:39Mobbisy's relationship with Mrs Carrablee
00:29:41I only know what other people say
00:29:43And that doesn't signify
00:29:44Oh, you should hear what someone minted about my housekeeper
00:29:47You need a chaperone to measure a stiff in this town
00:29:50Very trying for you, Nab
00:29:52We'll go out to the back, if you don't mind
00:29:54Don't give way like poor old Gloss
00:29:57Eh? What the hell are you getting at?
00:29:59Who the hell's getting at Gloss?
00:30:02That's the question, Nab
00:30:03There's a nice glass of coffee in there
00:30:11Oh, well, it's not every week we bury a newspaper editor
00:30:14It's photo took this one, you see
00:30:16Yeah, is that Mr Bradlaugh's van outside?
00:30:19Black one, yeah
00:30:19Oh, it's not park dangerous, is it?
00:30:22We'll check
00:30:23Come on, Sergeant
00:30:24Sir
00:30:24Coppers
00:30:27Cheers, Sid
00:30:30Didn't know you were a member of the country club, sir
00:30:34I'm not, but the doorman thinks I am
00:30:36Mr Chubb brought me here once
00:30:37So, according to the steward
00:30:40Bradlaugh is a big drinker
00:30:42Lince pukes on a pint
00:30:44He picked his way out of here on Monday night
00:30:46Like a deep-sea diver
00:30:47Nab was steering him, cold sober
00:30:49Which means it's possible Bradlaugh knew what was going to happen
00:30:53And felt in need of Nulliver
00:30:54Ananamide?
00:30:55Is that what you made of his story?
00:30:56Well, it was thin
00:30:58Yeah, it was very
00:30:59Bradlaugh and Lince could have crooked up between them
00:31:01But he was smart enough to leave a hold in his story, notice
00:31:04The stuff about Lince in the yard, about falling asleep and so on
00:31:07Sure is way to put George Lince under suspicion
00:31:10Aren't we giving Bradlaugh too much credit for cunning?
00:31:14He may not be acting alone
00:31:15Hilliard was seen in Heston Lane
00:31:18Plus another of Gwyll's regular visitors, unnamed
00:31:21Yeah, that probably means gloss
00:31:23But suppose we can prove Nab took his van down there and back
00:31:27Why should he want to murder Gwyll?
00:31:30Well, by the look of his workshop, he can't be so short of trade he has to provide it himself
00:31:34Whoever did it, we still don't know how it was done, sir
00:31:37Oh, I think we know more or less how, sir
00:31:40But not where
00:31:41Here, you and Harper take this sketch back to Gwyll's place and see what you can find
00:31:46Pretty?
00:31:47A daffodil
00:31:48Yeah
00:31:49The original snapshot from Forensic would frighten the life out of old mother pool
00:31:53This is what Gwyll grabbed the other night
00:31:56Unsuspectingly
00:31:57You want a metal object, same shape and size, that could have been connected to mains or cable
00:32:02Weird
00:32:04Could there be anything in that ghost story?
00:32:08Some kind of ritual?
00:32:10It made a ghost of Gwyll, quickly enough
00:32:12I don't know, this is such a complicated crime, Sid
00:32:15Unnecessarily complicated
00:32:17Heaving that body up to the pylon would have been too much for one person, surely
00:32:21Back to nabs, pals, Hilliard and Gloss again
00:32:24Yes, and also, incidentally, or is it incidental, friends of the late Harold Carromleet
00:32:30Is Mrs Carromleet still thick with them, you reckon?
00:32:32Have I got the impression Hilliard loves her guts?
00:32:35But there was something between her and Gwyll, something, something she doesn't want revealed
00:32:39Include her house in the daffodil hunt, sir
00:32:42Make it sound routine, rather dull, you know, Mr Policeman, toy town
00:32:46It's a sad, cold house, Mr Love, whether he's here or not
00:32:53Mr Gwyll, you mean?
00:32:55No, him, you know
00:32:59Ah, I expect he's at rest now, Mrs Paul
00:33:02No, not him
00:33:04His hair kept growing, you know
00:33:08You never think of it growing afterwards, do you?
00:33:12No, Mrs Poole
00:33:13Afterwards?
00:33:14After they've passed on, Sarge
00:33:16The next world
00:33:17Oh, aye
00:33:19Uh, Mrs Poole, uh, you see this drawing here?
00:33:25Oh, is it a flower?
00:33:27Yes
00:33:28Tell me, does it remind you of any metal object or fitment around the house?
00:33:34Well, I've seen something like it, but where? I can't think
00:33:38Outside, maybe?
00:33:40Don't think so
00:33:41By the way, Mrs Poole
00:33:43Where is your electric meter?
00:33:45In there, under the stairs
00:33:47It was only road last week
00:33:50Just checking the fuses
00:33:51Is this the light switch, is it?
00:33:55Uh, yeah
00:33:55Faraday must have installed this lot
00:34:01Right
00:34:01Bit short on power points
00:34:04A reel of wire here, Sarge
00:34:06Bellwire
00:34:07No good for the mains
00:34:08Come on, it's daffodil time
00:34:12Scream if you see the ghost
00:34:14Oh, she's been frightened by something, Sarge
00:34:18That's obvious
00:34:19She's not the only one
00:34:21Cozy office you have, Mr Gloss
00:34:24It serves
00:34:25Now, what would you like to know, Inspector?
00:34:28I'd like to know about Mr Gwill
00:34:30Marcus Gwill was not altogether of an amenable disposition, Inspector
00:34:35Tell me, are you aware of any occupation, any source of income of Mr Gwill's
00:34:40Apart from his ownership of the Flaxborough Citizen Printing and Publishing Company?
00:34:45Hmm, the answer must be no, Inspector
00:34:48Not that the bare negative is incapable of qualification
00:34:53But in the context of a police investigation, it will serve
00:34:57If I were of an uncharitable disposition
00:35:01I might take that to be a roundabout way of saying that your client's sudden departure has left some money lying around that isn't strictly accounted for
00:35:09Pardon my soul, but you're a perceptive fellow, Inspector
00:35:11Gentlemen in commerce are naturally concerned to meet the contingencies of our times
00:35:17Taxation and so forth
00:35:19Marcus often boasted of supplements to his means
00:35:22Although, as far as I have been able to check, they were not spectacular
00:35:26Well, don't misunderstand me
00:35:28They represent no part of the money that has accrued from his publishing business
00:35:32Can you tell me what they do represent?
00:35:34No, I'm afraid I cannot help you there
00:35:37Hmm
00:35:37Now, perhaps you care to provide me with the name of Mr Gwill's bankers
00:35:40I can readily ascertain this, of course
00:35:42Eastern Provinces, Flaxborough Branch
00:35:45It is my private belief that these supplements were obtained by means of questionable legality
00:35:51What they were, I do not know, and I do not wish to know
00:35:55But some months ago, I noticed a change in Marcus' manner
00:35:59He became more excited
00:36:01Yet there was an element of fear in his excitement
00:36:04I received the impression that some third person was being deprived of a share in the gains
00:36:11And my client's sense of elation came from his discomfiture
00:36:16His?
00:36:17Well, hers, of course
00:36:18Why not?
00:36:20Why not a woman?
00:36:23Well, all right, if you must
00:36:25I don't know what you expect to find in my house
00:36:28But I have no objection
00:36:29Come in
00:36:30Very kind of you, Mrs Carableek
00:36:36Thank you, ma'am
00:36:37You see, you were away on the night that, um
00:36:41Mr Gwill was murdered, yes
00:36:43Beg pardon, ma'am
00:36:44I know you were rather close to the gentleman
00:36:47What if I was?
00:36:48No offence, ma'am
00:36:49The point is, the house was empty
00:36:52Yes
00:36:53Anna, the girl who cleans for me, had three days off
00:36:56Ah, then someone else might have been here
00:36:59Someone else?
00:37:00An intruder
00:37:01No signs of a break-in, ma'am
00:37:02No, of course not
00:37:04Nobody else with a spare key, perhaps
00:37:06Anna doesn't have one, no
00:37:08Well, now, Mrs Carableek
00:37:11This is what we're interested in, mainly
00:37:14Is this a joke?
00:37:19Wish it were, ma'am
00:37:20This duffodil is deadly
00:37:22I'm convinced of it, Inspector
00:37:25For reasons best known to himself
00:37:27Marcus conveyed a false impression of his relationship with me
00:37:30His legal advisor
00:37:31He implied that I had been given custody of monies
00:37:35Marcus had deprived some third party of
00:37:37But why should Mr Gwill imply such a thing?
00:37:40To forestall any direct or violent attempt to recover the said monies, perhaps
00:37:44As it turns out, the ruse did not save him from the revenge of this unknown person
00:37:49His or hers, as the case may be
00:37:52And you?
00:37:53Do you still feel yourself under threat?
00:37:55Oh, yes
00:37:55I ask you to believe that, if nothing else
00:37:58I'll bet it's mine, Mr Gloss
00:37:59Now, I wonder if you care to tell me where you were last Monday night
00:38:03Last Monday?
00:38:05Last Monday?
00:38:06The night Gwill died
00:38:07Ah, curiously enough, Inspector
00:38:09I spent Monday evening at the home of Marcus Gwill
00:38:13And stayed until after he was dead
00:38:14I see
00:38:16Would you think me facetious if I were to ask if you killed him?
00:38:19Not at all
00:38:20A very proper question in the circumstances
00:38:22But I'm afraid my answer will not help you very much
00:38:26It is no
00:38:27I rather thought you'd say that, sir
00:38:28All the same, I really must take a statement after what you've just said
00:38:32Naturally
00:38:32In fact, I have given the matter some thought
00:38:35Naturally
00:38:36Off you go then, Mr Gloss
00:38:38Late on Monday night, it must have been approximately 11.15
00:38:41Marcus Gwill telephoned me and intimated that there was a matter of some urgency he wished to discuss
00:38:46Am I going too fast for you, Inspector?
00:38:49No, thanks
00:38:49My shorthand's been honed on talkative criminals
00:38:52Indeed
00:38:53I left home and walked along Heston Lane
00:38:56It would be about a quarter to twelve when I arrived at Gwill's house
00:38:59Another acquaintance was already there in the drawing room
00:39:02The Scotsman, Dr Hilliard, whom you probably know
00:39:04I concluded some sort of conference was intended
00:39:07Hilliard was seated by the fire, drinking a glass of whiskey
00:39:10Gwill fetched a glass for me
00:39:12He was an abstainer, you know
00:39:13But he was chewing, as usual
00:39:15Adult sweet-eaters invariably annoy me
00:39:18So furtively self-indulgent
00:39:20Is this part of the statement?
00:39:22I mentioned the chewing and my irritation
00:39:24Because it explains why I can tell you very little of something significant that occurred next
00:39:28Which was?
00:39:30The telephone rang, and Gwill took the call there in the drawing room
00:39:33However, I was so preoccupied with the appalling way his mastication moved the mouthpiece up and down
00:39:38I failed to take in the conversation
00:39:40But it was very brief
00:39:42He put the receiver down, mumbled something about being back in a few minutes
00:39:46And hastened out of the house
00:39:47He did not come back, and I never saw him again
00:39:50Hilliard and I waited for perhaps half an hour
00:39:52Then we left the house and walked to our respective homes
00:39:55There seemed nothing more practical to do
00:39:57Yes
00:40:00Now, Mr Gloss, you must be aware that either you or Dr Hilliard or both should have told us this at once
00:40:06Of course, Dr Hilliard left the matter in my hands as his legal advisor
00:40:10You will wish to see him, no doubt, but I have a signed statement from him here
00:40:13The delay was occasioned by concern for my own safety
00:40:18And a professional reluctance to reveal confidential information
00:40:21Very well, Mr Gloss
00:40:23Did you lock the door of the house when you left?
00:40:26No, we weren't sure that he had taken his key
00:40:28You felt no anxiety on his behalf, other than being worried about locking him out?
00:40:32None
00:40:32We both took it for granted he was visiting some neighbour, or relative perhaps
00:40:36You didn't happen to see Mr George Lince at or near his uncle's house last Monday night by any chance?
00:40:41No
00:40:41As you must have judged from the fact that I made no mention of him in my account of what transpired
00:40:46Quite
00:40:47Was Mr Jonas Bradlaugh at the house?
00:40:50Not while I was there
00:40:51One last question there, Mr Gloss
00:40:54Did you notice if Mr Gloss, did you notice if Mr Gloss took a bucket or can of water down the drive on Monday night?
00:40:59Water?
00:41:00No
00:41:00What on earth would he be doing with a bucket of water?
00:41:04What indeed
00:41:17Flaxborough 241
00:41:21Oh, I wasn't expecting you
00:41:24Sorry darling, I was in the kitchen
00:41:26Yes, they came this afternoon
00:41:30No, not Purbright
00:41:33Routine
00:41:35One of those PC plod types
00:41:38Something silly about daffodil designs and fuse boxes
00:41:42Look darling, if you're mixed up in this Marcus affair, I wish you'd tell me
00:41:48But will it ever be finished?
00:41:51Will it?
00:41:53Yes, I'm listening
00:41:55Come on
00:41:56Come in
00:41:58Ah, hello house
00:42:00Those replies to the box numbers have arrived
00:42:02Good, how many?
00:42:03More than usual
00:42:04Fourteen
00:42:05Right, I'm taking them over to the inspector now
00:42:08I'd like you to escort me
00:42:10Yes, Miss Lince
00:42:10Any particular reason?
00:42:13The inspector obviously intended you to keep an eye on me
00:42:15Sir?
00:42:17Didn't you know I was under suspicion of murder?
00:42:20Yes, Sergeant
00:42:20Send them straight up
00:42:21Put the kettle on, see it
00:42:23And stand by for steaming envelopes
00:42:25If Lince was involved, he'd have used his position as editor to squash the whole thing somehow
00:42:30The box numbers may have nothing to do with the murder, of course
00:42:33So that doesn't rule him out
00:42:34No, though it's in his favour that both Bradlaugh and Gloss tried to set him up, I think
00:42:38You don't believe Gloss's story?
00:42:39Up to a point
00:42:40He's too frank
00:42:41A murderer or his accomplice wouldn't have mentioned those marshmallows, for instance
00:42:45Not unless it were an essential part of his alibi or self-justification
00:42:48Why not?
00:42:49Well, because it's one of those pathetic little details about his victim a murderer prefers to forget
00:42:53But they were all there that night, I'm sure
00:42:56Gwyll, Gloss, Hilliard
00:42:57And I'd be much surprised if Bradlaugh wasn't as well
00:43:00They were in something or other together
00:43:02And on Monday night, an emergency conference became necessary
00:43:05Either that or the three of them went there by arrangement to put Gwyll out of the way
00:43:09With a Daffodil we can't find
00:43:11Seems a very uncertain way of doing someone in, doesn't it?
00:43:14Well, not really
00:43:15A shot of mains current could be just as effective as a cannonball
00:43:18A bath is the classic case
00:43:20You see, you have to make sure your victim is nicely earthed
00:43:25Something wrong, sir?
00:43:26No, nothing
00:43:27Did Operation Daffodil extend to the grounds yesterday?
00:43:31No, it didn't seem...
00:43:32Ah, Mr Lince, Mr House, take a seat
00:43:35Cattle's on, we can have tea and open those letters at the same time
00:43:39Dear sir, in response to your ad, I shall be pleased to call Tuesday at 7.45pm
00:43:46To see goods as specified, bracket, Japanese Antique Newell Ebony
00:43:50And enclose cash, entitling me to first refusal of them
00:43:54If inconvenient, kindly send card, yours faithfully HL Byrd
00:43:57I wish to inspect goods on Thursday evening at 8 sharp
00:44:01Deposit herewith, for preference, Superior Antique Lampstand
00:44:05But will consider Japanese Antique
00:44:07The Mahogany Antique Beach Sideboard
00:44:10Deposit of 8 pounds, enclosed
00:44:12Yours respectfully, Herbert Stamper
00:44:15Quite a social register
00:44:18Two counsellors, an orderman
00:44:21Retailers, estate agents
00:44:23A dealer in farm machinery
00:44:24One or two hiding behind false names apparently
00:44:28But pretty half-hearted deceptions
00:44:29And most of the addresses are real enough, it's curious
00:44:32I'd never have suspected some of them were of an interest in antiques, I must say
00:44:36The money side's a bit odd too
00:44:38Yes indeed, always 8 pounds
00:44:39Anyhow, I've tabulated the 14 replies here
00:44:43You can reseal the money and letters in the envelopes and return them to their postbox, Mr. House
00:44:48I suppose someone calls for them
00:44:49Well, ask your staff to hand them over in the usual way and make a note of whoever it was
00:44:53Well, I think that's all, gentlemen
00:44:56Well, the sooner this thing is sold, the better
00:44:59I'm very grateful to you for your cooperation, Mr. Lynch
00:45:02Thank you
00:45:03Inspector
00:45:04I think we're losing a suspect
00:45:08I'm gaining 14
00:45:10Oh, I doubt it
00:45:11No one puts deposits on things they haven't seen
00:45:15This antique business of Gwills, whatever it is, is shady
00:45:18These respectable citizens must know that
00:45:21Yet they pass cash over mostly genuine signatures and under entirely genuine addresses
00:45:26Why?
00:45:27Suggests confidence, doesn't it?
00:45:28Oh, yeah, you're right
00:45:29This means of communication, doing business or whatever, has been used for some time
00:45:34They trust it
00:45:35All the time is given are in the evening this week
00:45:38Notice, 7 till 9
00:45:40Recognised antique viewing hours, perhaps?
00:45:44What is an antique Japanese newel, for pity's sake?
00:45:49A newel is a post, something to do with the staircase
00:45:52Yeah, well, there's quite a number interested in those
00:45:54An old, flourishing Japanese industry?
00:45:58No, wait
00:45:59Here's an Egyptian newel inlaid dodecahedronic
00:46:02Dear
00:46:03A 12-sided newel
00:46:05I mean, it's ridiculous
00:46:06These boys aren't after antiques
00:46:08Bet you they couldn't tell a queen hand leg from a barmaid's elbow
00:46:11Is it a code, sir?
00:46:12A robbery split 12 ways?
00:46:15Oh, ingenious, sir
00:46:16And superior antique lampstand?
00:46:19I don't know
00:46:21I'll try other words with the same initials
00:46:24S-A-L, smash and...
00:46:27Languish
00:46:28What about swipe auntie's laundry?
00:46:31Oh, all right
00:46:32How about blackmail?
00:46:35Oh, Sid
00:46:35Well, these people are all well-off and respectable
00:46:39Two of them are on the council
00:46:41Nine are members of the country club
00:46:44But so is the chief constable
00:46:46It was blackmail, Sid
00:46:49And if Gwyll was the blackmailer
00:46:51There'd be no eight quidsies today
00:46:54If Gwyll dared, they'd all be celebrating the closing of the account
00:46:57But they might not have known who was blackmailing them
00:47:00That's the beauty of a box number
00:47:01That's true
00:47:02But why all this appointment business?
00:47:05After the money had been handed over
00:47:07Okay, then
00:47:09Only one thing to do
00:47:10Pull in a couple of these characters and drag it out of them
00:47:12Not just yet
00:47:14No, here's a better idea
00:47:15Choose one of this lot who doesn't know you
00:47:18And follow him on the day of his appointment
00:47:20You and Harper
00:47:20Follow him all day?
00:47:23In this weather?
00:47:24Well, he's not likely to call and tell you how and where he's ready to go
00:47:27New old viewing, is he?
00:47:29Just supposing he knows himself
00:47:30You can borrow the hillman
00:47:32But don't park it without lights or anything
00:47:34The police in this town are bastards
00:47:36You're telling me
00:47:38Come on, Sid, cheer up
00:47:40I think I've got a present for you
00:47:41What?
00:47:44A daffodil
00:47:44Look here, Sid
00:47:53The handle on the gate
00:47:55Daffodils
00:47:56Yeah, I see
00:47:58It's a nice bit of wrought iron work, actually
00:48:01Does this make it suicide after all, sir?
00:48:04I mean, if Gwyll was seen splashing water about down here
00:48:07Someone assumed to be Gwyll, I think
00:48:09It was dark, remember?
00:48:10Oh, an electric lead would have been clipped up here somewhere
00:48:15They'd have run it along that hedge, most like
00:48:18Couldn't have been spotted in the dark
00:48:20Probably not in daylight
00:48:21And the question is, from which house?
00:48:23I think Mrs. Canterbleach, most likely
00:48:25Yes
00:48:26Yes
00:48:26Now, um...
00:48:28Hold on
00:48:29What's that through the hedge?
00:48:31Look, something yellow
00:48:32Yeah
00:48:32Let's see
00:48:33I can just about
00:48:34Here we are
00:48:36Scrap of adhesive tape
00:48:39Some printing on it
00:48:42Something
00:48:43Well-limited
00:48:45IO and TV
00:48:48Radio shop, I suppose
00:48:49Yeah
00:48:50Something DLOW
00:48:53DLOW
00:48:54That's got to be Ludlow
00:48:55Where?
00:48:56Shropshire, see it
00:48:57Yeah, rings a bell
00:48:58Yeah, right
00:48:59The widow's rural retreat
00:49:01Hi
00:49:02Time to ask Mrs. C a few more questions, eh?
00:49:06Not quite
00:49:06We want a few more answers first
00:49:08Yes
00:49:08Yes
00:49:10Oh
00:49:11That's the spot
00:49:12That's where I saw him the last time
00:49:16Good morning, Mrs. Poole
00:49:18Early on it was
00:49:19Just light
00:49:20He was standing right here
00:49:23That morning I went to my sister's
00:49:25Right here, you say?
00:49:27He was never very far away, I think
00:49:29He'd look after the window sometimes
00:49:32And there he was
00:49:33Well, what was he doing that last time?
00:49:38Fixing up his wireless
00:49:39To hear what was going on, I suppose
00:49:43Things don't stop afterwards
00:49:46No, they don't
00:49:48That's why the hair keeps growing, I expect
00:49:52The hair?
00:49:52Ah, yes, sir
00:49:53Mrs. Poole mentioned it to me yesterday
00:49:55What hair, Mrs. Poole?
00:49:58Round his face, like
00:50:00Round his face?
00:50:01A beard?
00:50:02Who was it you saw, Mrs. Poole?
00:50:03Who was it?
00:50:05I thought you knew
00:50:07I thought you understood
00:50:10Now, look, are you sure it was a man?
00:50:12Absolutely certain
00:50:13Goodbye, sir
00:50:14I'll tell Mr. Gwell you called
00:50:17Oh
00:50:17He keeps rather to himself these days
00:50:21I don't honestly think the Poole knows what she's talking about, sir
00:50:25No, Sid, but somebody does
00:50:27Are you with me?
00:50:37When?
00:50:39Day after tomorrow
00:50:40What about gloss?
00:50:43No, we don't want Roddy on a jaunt like this
00:50:45Are you sure you can find the place?
00:50:47I'm confident
00:50:48We know the number of the call box
00:50:50We can find it from there
00:50:52Wouldn't it be better to wait until she goes again and follow her?
00:50:56We can't afford to sit around waiting
00:50:58No
00:50:58No, I haven't slept for three days, you know that
00:51:01You must let me prescribe you something
00:51:03Or would you like an appointment to inspect a superior antique lampstand?
00:51:10None whatsoever
00:51:11As his bank manager, I would certainly have been aware if Mr. Gwell had any interest in the sale or purchase of antiques
00:51:17Well, that seems clear enough, Pumwright
00:51:20But he was receiving money from some unspecified source, Mr. Smith
00:51:23Without doubt
00:51:24Have you any impression what that source was?
00:51:27Unfortunately, no
00:51:28Because the money was deposited in cash?
00:51:31There are, as they say, no flies on you, Inspector
00:51:34Well, thank you for your cooperation, Percy
00:51:36We must make up a Ford Bridge sometime
00:51:39I take it you have no more questions, Pumwright
00:51:42To sum up, except for that one anomaly, there was nothing unusual about Mr. Gwell's account?
00:51:48Nothing?
00:51:49Unless you count the will, of course
00:51:52The will?
00:51:53Which will?
00:51:53Oh, another good client of ours
00:51:55The late Councillor Carrableed's bequest
00:51:58I say
00:51:59Good Lord
00:52:00But, Mr. Smith, surely Mr. Carrableed left a widow
00:52:02Ah, yes, a peculiar circumstance there
00:52:04But the will was quite explicitly in Mr. Gwell's favour
00:52:08And that of certain other beneficiaries
00:52:10The widow never made a challenge
00:52:13A matter of, oh, some eighteen thousand pounds
00:52:17Eighteen?
00:52:18Will away your money over your wife's head?
00:52:21It simply isn't done
00:52:22Mrs. Carrableed presumably had good reason not to contest such a will
00:52:26There was a substantial sum in insurance for her, I believe
00:52:30Then there was the house and so forth
00:52:32As a matter of fact, I expected Carrableed to die in test state
00:52:37Shortly before his illness, he gave me to understand that he'd taken no steps toward making his will
00:52:43The document itself didn't come to light till sometime after his death, actually
00:52:48Really? How was that?
00:52:50I'm not sure I ought to tell you
00:52:52You might think I'd been a little remiss
00:52:54Not all firms are run as punctiliously as banks, you know
00:52:58It was mislead
00:53:00Good gracious
00:53:02By Mrs. Gloss, Posit and Gloss, solicitors?
00:53:05Strictly between ourselves
00:53:07Yes
00:53:08Do try to keep a charitable view of these people, Purbright
00:53:15Until you know the worst, of course
00:53:17These are highly respected Flaxborough citizens
00:53:20Well, you never know
00:53:21I may find the villains of the piece lurking in Shropshire
00:53:24But it's fairly clear that Carrableed, Will, Gloss and the undertaker Bradlaugh
00:53:29Were originally concerned together in some enterprise
00:53:32Which, if I'm not mistaken, was not strictly legal
00:53:35Carrableed's widow may or may not have been a party to that
00:53:39The chain of events that began with her husband's death
00:53:43Now looks, to say the least, somewhat disquieting
00:53:45A death, you remember, that passed off quickly with a respectable certificate
00:53:49A quiet funeral and not a single question asked
00:53:53Perhaps it's time to start asking, sir
00:53:55Oh, good Lord, Purbright
00:53:57Not another murder
00:53:58I don't know
00:53:59There seems to be a sudden abundance of motive
00:54:02Four problems
00:54:07A mysterious Shropshire retreat
00:54:09A ghost with a beer
00:54:12An unchallenged will worth $18,000
00:54:15And an illegal source of income worth risking four or five professional careers
00:54:20Solve one, the rest will follow
00:54:23Ah, police work isn't what it was
00:54:26Hello, Arpy
00:54:34All right for you sitting in a car
00:54:36I'm soaked
00:54:37Didn't sign of Councilor Ledbetty yet
00:54:41No
00:54:42Bloody waste of time
00:54:43Three hours I've spent outside this house today
00:54:46I'd have known a Flaxborough butcher would be leading a boring, regular, homely life
00:54:52How much you bet me, it's antiques after all
00:54:57With standard eight quid deposits
00:55:00And weird offers like Japanese newels
00:55:03Never
00:55:04What does Ledbetter's letter say he was after?
00:55:09Appointment for 7.15
00:55:11Pewter antique tankard
00:55:13You mean antique pewter tankard?
00:55:18Do I?
00:55:19Yeah
00:55:19Well, that's how it was in the advert
00:55:21The army way
00:55:22No, no, Sarge
00:55:23That would be tankard antique pewter
00:55:27You're right
00:55:29Now, there's a funny thing
00:55:32What's the time, Arpy?
00:55:44Nearly seven, Sarge
00:55:46Look, here comes Ledbetter
00:55:48Oh, I tell you
00:55:49Stand by to go after him if he doesn't take his car
00:55:51It's all right
00:55:52It's all right, he's making straight for it
00:55:53Oh, shut the heat on, Sarge
00:55:56I'm frozen
00:55:56He's going to turn right
00:56:09I've seen the terrace
00:56:12No signal, Sarge
00:56:15Shall we nick him?
00:56:16Shut
00:56:17He's stopping
00:56:21Get out and keep with him while I park this thing
00:56:25Your clerk has just taken possession of a bundle of box letters, Mr. Gloss
00:56:31May we assume the relevant adverts were placed by you or on your behalf?
00:56:35Oh, no, Inspector
00:56:36No?
00:56:37No, I merely chanced to find the counterfoil while I was sorting through some of the late Mr. Gwill's papers today
00:56:42In a professional capacity, you understand
00:56:44You have no idea what the letters are about, I suppose
00:56:47No idea at all
00:56:49Here they are, in this drawer
00:56:50They appear to be concerned with antiques
00:56:55Sizeable sums of money are involved
00:56:57Perhaps you have an explanation
00:56:59One or two conjectures, perhaps
00:57:01My apologies for disturbing you so late, Mr. Gloss
00:57:04Not at all
00:57:05I was on the point of locking up
00:57:07And I shall now have the pleasure of walking with you as far as the country club
00:57:11Poor Marcus
00:57:14He's turning out to be quite a mystery, isn't he?
00:57:16No more than the next man, Mr. Gloss
00:57:19He went in this one, Sarge
00:57:23The one with the brass plate
00:57:25R.M. Hilliard, M.D.
00:57:29Right, in we go
00:57:31Fine old houses, these
00:57:40Have a look who's in the waiting room
00:57:46A bad leg
00:57:48A pregnant lady
00:57:49And one acne sufferer
00:57:51But no lead bitter
00:57:52Stay here
00:57:53Look ill
00:57:54I'm going to explore upstairs
00:57:56Without a warrant?
00:57:58You don't need a warrant
00:57:59To look up future antique tankers
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:07Evening?
00:58:08Er, yeah
00:58:08Excuse me
00:58:10Oh, not that way, love
00:58:11That's the lady's cubicles
00:58:12Next entrance on the left
00:58:14Doesn't mess up the system, mate
00:58:16Hey
00:58:17Let's mess up the system
00:58:18Oh, hey
00:58:28Oh, beg pardon
00:58:30Is he now, ain't it?
00:58:33Er, yes
00:58:34Yes, it is
00:58:35Yeah, what cubicle number are you?
00:58:39I'm, um
00:58:39I'm not sure
00:58:41Well, look there on the notice board
00:58:43Gee, look, squire
00:58:45A bit of treatment will do you a power of good
00:58:48Oh, excuse me, miss
00:59:04Er, my mistake
00:59:05Wrong cubicle
00:59:06Find me
00:59:09Ah, the perfect end to an awful day
00:59:22Half-flexborough seems to have influenza
00:59:24Rupert, I'm trying to talk to you
00:59:26Yes, I heard you, I heard you
00:59:28The van perbright is breathing down our necks
00:59:31All right
00:59:32All right
00:59:34We'll suspend the schedules for a couple of weeks
00:59:36If it makes you feel any better
00:59:37But tomorrow's trip goes ahead as planned
00:59:40I hope you know what you're doing
00:59:42Yes, well, let's drink to that
00:59:43Same again, please, John
00:59:45Sir
00:59:46What time are you leaving?
00:59:48Nabs bringing the van round at six
00:59:50This really must be the last
00:59:52My wife is waiting
00:59:54Will you walk home with me?
00:59:56Oh, a scared Sassanac is a wonder to behold
01:00:01What was that girl wearing again?
01:00:07Or rather, er, what wasn't she wearing, eh, Saj?
01:00:10Okay, okay, joke's over
01:00:13She wasn't any antique at any rate
01:00:16Not a pewter tanker, Japanese newl
01:00:19Or mahogany and beachside boarding site
01:00:21Some sort of clinic
01:00:24Private
01:00:25Can be National Health
01:00:26No waiting
01:00:27Regular appointment times pinned up
01:00:29Oh, that's that
01:00:32I wonder what happened to Leadbitter
01:00:35If only his treatment should coincide with his antique appointment
01:00:39Mix the dates up, probably
01:00:40I wonder what his trouble is
01:00:43Looks healthy enough
01:00:44So did Mabs come to that
01:00:47Mabs?
01:00:49Oh, she was the woman you saw on the stairs
01:00:50Oh, she looked in her face when she passed me in the hall
01:00:53Poor old Mabs
01:00:56Well, you used to meet her when I was on the beat down the Arbour District
01:01:00Broad Street, you know
01:01:01Oh, I know, yeah
01:01:03Entertaining the Merchant Navy
01:01:05Roaring trade during the war
01:01:06More knocking shops and telegraph poles down there at one time
01:01:09Till Holy Harry Carableet became chairman of the watch committee
01:01:13Poor old Mabs
01:01:15Did I say a name?
01:01:18Oh, no
01:01:19Short for Margaret Abigail Beryl Shooter
01:01:23Mabs, see
01:01:24Everybody called her that
01:01:26Comes of having your name read out in court too often
01:01:28Yes
01:01:29Sergeant
01:01:33Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
01:01:37I think I am
01:01:38I don't believe it
01:01:43Good old Sid
01:01:43Bright pink he was, sir
01:01:45All right, all right
01:01:46And was your cubicle lady a superior antique lampstand or a Japanese antique mule?
01:01:51Well, she wasn't a mahogany and beach sideboard anyway
01:01:54Bloody hell, I could kick myself
01:01:56You'd be staring me in the face on that notice board
01:01:59715-EL
01:02:01Ernie Ledbetter
01:02:02And P-A-T
01:02:03Spells putt
01:02:04Alias our friend Pewter antique tankard
01:02:07What I don't understand is
01:02:10Why does it have to be so complicated?
01:02:12Yes
01:02:12Those arrangements could easily have been made over the phone or something
01:02:15Yeah, it wouldn't have been so exciting, Harper
01:02:17It's often the trimmings, you know, the peephole and password, that sort of thing
01:02:21There's half the attraction for middle-aged men who dabble in vice
01:02:24Hilliard Grill and company knew their best customers would be the respectable married tradesmen and farmers
01:02:30Providing they reassured them with stringent or even melodramatic safeguards
01:02:35You don't risk losing your reputation in a small community like this
01:02:38Is that why Gwil was murdered, you reckon?
01:02:40A bad mistake it was
01:02:41Because a whole series of reputations are at risk now
01:02:44Including Flaxborough
01:02:45Harper, would you feel like logging in other hours over time?
01:02:50Mrs. Mabel Abigail Barrel-Shooters
01:02:51Exactly
01:02:52She's probably relaxing after the evening shift
01:02:55It'd be nice to be in a position to prefer charges tomorrow
01:02:58And I'm very interested to know when and how the racket was started
01:03:02Sir
01:03:02Take the Hillman
01:03:03Right, sir
01:03:04Murder charges, is this, sir?
01:03:07No, one thing at a time, sir
01:03:08Keeping a disorderly house
01:03:10Very orderly, as a matter of fact
01:03:12Yes, those cubicle things, were they an original part of the house?
01:03:16I don't think so
01:03:17They look like conversions
01:03:18Not brand new, but recent
01:03:19Yeah, I expect that's Nab Bradlaugh's building firm on the QT
01:03:23Probably
01:03:23Nab's no better than he should be
01:03:25But a doctor
01:03:27That's what sticks in my throat
01:03:28Above his own surgery, too
01:03:30Your feelings do you credit, Sid?
01:03:32But I rather think breaking the Hippocratic oath
01:03:34Was only a beginning
01:03:36Well, here we are, Roddy
01:03:41Home sweet home
01:03:43I'm obliged to you for escorting me
01:03:45Much obliged
01:03:46Well, we can't have you frightened, Mr. Gloss
01:03:48No
01:03:49It's a hard frost tonight
01:03:52Aye
01:03:52Five to one, we'll have snow for Christmas
01:03:55Look out, Roddy
01:03:57I've been standing
01:03:58You bastard
01:03:59Drop it
01:04:02Drop it
01:04:03You
01:04:03Roddy?
01:04:11Roddy?
01:04:13You'll be better staying with friends, as you thought
01:04:16But the constable will take you
01:04:18Everything all right, Sergeant?
01:04:22Yes, sir
01:04:23Yes, she's all right, I think
01:04:25Now, Doctor, you say you saw nothing of this assailant?
01:04:29No
01:04:29Well, how big was he?
01:04:31Which way did he go?
01:04:32I tell you, I didn't see him
01:04:34It was over in seconds
01:04:35Roddy was dead by the time Mrs. Gloss and I got him into the house
01:04:38What's the matter, Doctor?
01:04:41I had something of a shock
01:04:42Well, hadn't you noticed?
01:04:44How do you account for the blood on your sleeve, sir?
01:04:46See if you can turn over a man with a heart wound and stay clean
01:04:49It would be no use asking if you'd seen this before
01:04:53Show him the knife, Sergeant
01:04:54No, of course I haven't
01:04:56Now, would you care to tell us the object of your meeting with Mr. Gloss at the country club?
01:05:01Liquor, relaxation, conversation
01:05:04In that order
01:05:05We achieved all three in moderation
01:05:07Yes, I expect you had a busy surgery this evening, Doctor
01:05:10My surgery is always busy
01:05:12Diseases like crime
01:05:14There is a constant concentration of it in society everywhere
01:05:17Both will respond to treatment, though
01:05:20Aye
01:05:20To a strictly limited degree
01:05:22Unfortunate, but true
01:05:24You were doctor in attendance on the late Mr. Carabit, were you not?
01:05:28I was
01:05:28Is this germane to your present inquiries, Inspector?
01:05:34Perhaps, I'm not sure
01:05:36You signed his death certificate in respect of pneumonia and heart failure
01:05:39That is so, Doctor?
01:05:41To the best of my recollection
01:05:42And you have no reason looking back now to doubt the accuracy of your findings?
01:05:47None whatever
01:05:47Now, are there any more questions?
01:05:50I'd quite like to get home
01:05:51Yes, of course, sir
01:05:52But first, may I ask you
01:05:54Do you think Mr. Gloss had any enemies, sir?
01:05:57He was a solicitor
01:05:58The profession does not attract draughts of the milk of human kindness
01:06:01Do you know of anyone specifically who wished him harm?
01:06:05I can think of no one in particular
01:06:06Well, good night, Dr. Hilliard
01:06:09And thank you
01:06:10You'll find transport waiting outside to take you home
01:06:12You've got a job to do, I suppose
01:06:15Good night, Inspector
01:06:17Oh, what a night, Sid
01:06:20A brothel and a fatal stabbing all in two hours
01:06:23The chief constable will never speak to me again
01:06:25Well, you've got someone to charge for both of them, at any rate
01:06:28No one's going to tell me he wouldn't know what the assailant looked like
01:06:31If there really was an assailant
01:06:33There's street lamps all along the road
01:06:35The bloke's a villain, stands out a mile
01:06:37You're probably right
01:06:38But that doesn't mean he murdered Gloss
01:06:40His sleeve was wet with blood
01:06:42I'll bet you anything you'll like
01:06:44He did Gloss Anguil
01:06:45Yeah, well
01:06:46In that case, we might not be very far wrong in wondering
01:06:50If he had a hand in another little matter earlier on
01:06:52How terribly
01:06:54Huh, I wondered what you were getting at just now
01:06:58Stroll on, I'll never trust another doctor again
01:07:01But wait a minute, though
01:07:03If he's responsible for that
01:07:05The Merry Widow could be involved, too
01:07:08Flaxper 241
01:07:10Yes, all right, I'll accept the charge
01:07:13Darling
01:07:16What are you doing so close to Flaxborough?
01:07:20Why, I don't understand
01:07:21I thought we'd agreed that
01:07:22What?
01:07:25But why shouldn't it be safe for me here?
01:07:30Darling, what's happened?
01:07:33I trust you
01:07:34Yes, of course I trust you
01:07:35Yes, all right
01:07:38Maybe we could meet somewhere by accident
01:07:41Like strangers, I mean
01:07:43No, not now
01:07:45It would look terribly suspicious
01:07:46Tomorrow
01:07:49Yes, let's sleep on it
01:07:51Phone me tomorrow
01:07:53Yes
01:07:55I love you, too
01:07:58Oh, God
01:08:01All right, get in
01:08:15What kept you, Bradlaw?
01:08:17It's only five minutes past six
01:08:18Nearly didn't come at all after you rang last night
01:08:21You've got no choice now, you fool
01:08:23Will you take a swig?
01:08:28No, not for me
01:08:29Got all your gear
01:08:34Yes
01:08:34Got yours
01:08:35Yes
01:08:35Let's get to work
01:08:38My God, Purbright
01:08:49I'm glad my retirement's coming up
01:08:51To think that my wife was on the watch committee with Carableat
01:08:54When he was supposed to be clearing up those
01:08:56You know, those places
01:08:58And the time
01:09:00No doubt about it, I suppose
01:09:02Oh, Mrs. Mabel Shooter's made a very full and convincing statement, sir
01:09:05Which a number of her colleagues will support
01:09:07The watch committee was a cover
01:09:09Councillor Carableat merely tidied up Flaxborough's vice trade
01:09:12For his own profit inconvenience
01:09:14Damnable, damnable
01:09:15And I'm not sure this scoundrel Hilliard isn't worse
01:09:19Shouldn't they have arrested him by now?
01:09:22He'll be here any minute, sir
01:09:23Mrs. Popplewell, the magistrate
01:09:25She's getting rather restless in there
01:09:28Yes, I'm sorry to ask for a special quarter this early hour
01:09:31But I'm due in Shropshire at one
01:09:32Ah, here we are
01:09:34Well, where's Hilliard?
01:09:36He wasn't at home, sir
01:09:37What?
01:09:38What?
01:09:38Yeah, he won't be far away, Mr. Chubb
01:09:40He went out before his cleaning woman arrived
01:09:42Well, didn't you search at all?
01:09:43I went round to Bradlaugh's place, sir
01:09:45He's gone off somewhere, too
01:09:46His housekeeper, or whatever she is
01:09:49She told us Nub went out early in the van
01:09:51Didn't say where or why
01:09:53God, that's worrying
01:09:54I should just think it is
01:09:55I've got Mrs. Popplewell waiting in there
01:09:58Especially
01:09:59I hope Hilliard hasn't come to any harm
01:10:00Harm? Dammit, what am I going to tell Mrs. Popplewell?
01:10:04I don't get you, sir
01:10:05Well, thinking about it last night
01:10:06That blood on his sleeve came from a wound in his own arm
01:10:09The knife was meant for him as well
01:10:11He might have gashed himself to give that impression, sir
01:10:13Well, in which case he would have made no secret about it
01:10:15That means Bradlaugh must be our man
01:10:18On the face of it, yes
01:10:19But dammit, you say he's missing, too
01:10:22What shall I say to Mrs. Popplewell?
01:10:25She'll think Flaksborough is falling apart
01:10:27No, Bradlaugh's not a footpath assassin
01:10:29Whoever it was must have been exceptionally confident and tough
01:10:32Doesn't sound like old Nub
01:10:34And it kind of rules out Mrs. Carableet
01:10:36Yeah, which reminds me, I have a train to catch
01:10:38Excuse me, sir
01:10:39My apologies to Mrs. Popplewell
01:10:40I'll be back late tonight or early tomorrow, Sergeant
01:10:42Put out a call for Hilliard and Nub
01:10:44And Nub's van
01:10:45One moment, Inspector Purbright
01:10:49Sir
01:10:50I'm sure you know what you're doing
01:10:53But with two related murders
01:10:55And now possibly three
01:10:57Or even four
01:10:58You see how I'm placed
01:11:00I must ask you
01:11:02Arrest your murderer
01:11:03Or murderers
01:11:05Within the next 36 hours
01:11:07Or I shall ask Scotland Yard
01:11:10To give me assistance
01:11:11Oh, how anyone could live in a bloody wilderness like this
01:11:18It has its advantages
01:11:19That cottage
01:11:22That's it
01:11:23And very nicely set up
01:11:26Very nicely
01:11:27Here
01:11:34The last we drop is for you
01:11:36How can you be sure that's the place?
01:11:42Because we found the call box
01:11:43And eliminated all the other possibilities
01:11:45Garage door's open
01:11:48Looks like there's no one in
01:11:49Pull over into those trees up there
01:11:52And keep an eye on the road
01:11:53Sound your horn if anyone comes
01:11:54You can't just walk straight up to it
01:11:55You might not be safe
01:11:56I'll take care
01:11:57If no one's in
01:11:58What's the point?
01:12:00I've come prepared for all eventualities
01:12:02The time has passed for pretense
01:12:04I'll take a chance and snoop around
01:12:07Inspector Purbright
01:12:33That's me
01:12:34Inspector Gibbons
01:12:35Shropshire County Police
01:12:36Very grateful for your help, Inspector
01:12:38We've got a car to take you straight up to the Brink of Discovery Hotel
01:12:41And good news
01:12:43We've located your electrical shop in Ludlow
01:12:45Marvellous
01:12:46Do they remember selling any flecks?
01:12:48Yes
01:12:48Last Saturday
01:12:49A long length of heavy-duty lead is an unusual sale, apparently
01:12:53But I'm afraid the customer was a complete stranger
01:12:56Description?
01:12:57Vague
01:12:58Big fellow with a beard
01:12:59Any use?
01:13:01Maybe
01:13:01What's this Brink of Discovery place like?
01:13:04Oh, not for the locals
01:13:06Owner's ex-showbiz from north
01:13:08Wife's a former beauty queen
01:13:10Does either of them have a beard?
01:13:14A pair of smoothies in every sense
01:13:16Well, it's what we call a gimmick in show business
01:13:23Like echo chambers and crimpy hair and walloping great fat chests and that
01:13:27Well, the first thing you know is change the name
01:13:29The bow this used to be
01:13:30I'll give them bow, I thought
01:13:32You want something classy and half slush-like
01:13:34That'll go down with the intelligentsia
01:13:36Out with one another's mississies
01:13:38A cut above the Mr. and Mrs. Smith lark
01:13:40I mean, something that
01:13:41Well, talking of that lark
01:13:42We're interested in a roundabout way
01:13:45And a lady called Mrs. Joan Carableat
01:13:47She stayed here last Monday night, I believe
01:13:50Oh, yes, Mr. C
01:13:51She comes to us quite often
01:13:52She was actually here last Monday night
01:13:54Sat here in the bar to have gone one
01:13:56Why, what's she done here?
01:13:57She's not been a
01:13:58No, no, no
01:14:00How often did she stay?
01:14:01Oh, once or twice a month
01:14:02Since last summer
01:14:04And always on her own?
01:14:07Well?
01:14:07Put it this way
01:14:08I mean, she was on her own when she was actually here
01:14:10But she generally push off early in the evening
01:14:12And turn up again for breakfast
01:14:14We were just a blind, I reckon
01:14:16Still, no skin off my nose, you know
01:14:18And where did she go?
01:14:19Oh, I never found out exactly
01:14:20Used to take a taxi to, what's it called?
01:14:23Something to do with woods
01:14:24Woodside
01:14:26Avery Woodside
01:14:27Ah, I know the sub-postmistress there
01:14:30Anything like a bit of scandal, she'll know about it
01:14:33She's a real vocation
01:14:34To the woods then
01:14:36To the woods
01:14:37Almost back in civilization
01:14:44Be home in time for a late dram at the club with luck
01:14:47Oh, come on man
01:14:50We're in the clear now, once and for all
01:14:52The boys in blue will be busying around for weeks to go, you see
01:14:56So will we keep our heads down
01:14:58Have you squared everything for tomorrow?
01:15:01Yes
01:15:01And this is the last time
01:15:03Third time unlucky with Inspector Bloody Perb right here
01:15:06Car's still in the garage
01:15:11There should be someone around
01:15:12Do you want to see this John Barnaby character on your own?
01:15:15No, you come on in
01:15:16I'm not at all sure what I'm going to say to him anyway
01:15:18Are you the John Barnaby who's been receiving regular visits from Mrs. Joan Cadablete of Flaxborough?
01:15:24I mean, amongst others
01:15:25Quite a fella
01:15:26And I've never known local gossip to be wrong about that sort of thing
01:15:29Hello
01:15:30Door's open
01:15:31Anyone at home?
01:15:36Hello there
01:15:36May we come in?
01:15:38See if there's any sign of bearded Barnaby around the garage or garden
01:15:42I'll just take a little peep inside
01:15:43Hello?
01:15:46Anyone at home?
01:15:49Hello?
01:15:53Any sign of life outside?
01:15:55No
01:15:56Place seems empty
01:15:57Now this side window here has been forced recently
01:16:01There's a great tangle of heavy-duty flecks in the garage
01:16:06Yards and yards of it
01:16:07Yeah, we're getting warmer
01:16:08I suggest having reason to suspect and all that
01:16:11We now take a closer look at things
01:16:13Starting with the bedroom
01:16:15Right
01:16:15Looks like he had a bath or shower in a hurry
01:16:22Everything chucked on the bed
01:16:23What's that on the floor?
01:16:25Oh, it's a glass top or something
01:16:28Go through these clothes, will you?
01:16:31I'll try the kitchen
01:16:32You'll find anything?
01:16:36Nothing much in the clothes
01:16:37Well, plenty of money and odds and ends
01:16:39No papers or letters
01:16:40No driving licence or name tags?
01:16:42No
01:16:42Well, he had his cornflakes and coffee this morning, by the looks of it
01:16:46Rinse the dishes
01:16:47All tidy
01:16:48What made him strip down to his birthday suit so suddenly?
01:16:53Hello
01:16:53What's he got there?
01:16:55It's a lot of those little glass things
01:16:57Oh, it's a stopper
01:16:59From a little glass container
01:17:00You know, like those medical things
01:17:02Files
01:17:02Oh, yeah
01:17:03I'm beginning to wish we had a sample of that breakfast
01:17:07Yes
01:17:08Wait a minute
01:17:09This spoon will do
01:17:10What for?
01:17:12See if I can unscrew this waste pipe
01:17:13Oh, yeah
01:17:14See if you can find something I can hold underneath it
01:17:17Right
01:17:18Um
01:17:19There's a jar
01:17:22Right
01:17:22That's it
01:17:25Now then
01:17:26Coming
01:17:30Now then
01:17:36What do you reckon that funny white gunge is?
01:17:40Something of which I fear Mr John Barnaby has caught his death
01:17:43Questions
01:17:53Re-Shropshire
01:17:55Who is John Barnaby?
01:17:58Was he part of the Carabit Empire at Flaksboro?
01:18:01Did he and Mrs Carabit conspire to murder both Gwyll and Gloss?
01:18:05And her husband too, perhaps?
01:18:07Has she now poisoned her lover?
01:18:11Answer
01:18:11Bring in Mrs Carabit for questioning
01:18:13Questions read
01:18:15Flaksboro
01:18:16If Gloss, Hilliard and Bradlaugh are working together
01:18:20Why is Bradlaugh the only one to need an alibi for the night of Will's death?
01:18:25What's so special about Nab the Undertaker?
01:18:29Answer
01:18:29He's an undertaker with a van
01:18:31He does the donkey work
01:18:33From fixing up cubicles to boxing up coffins
01:18:36He undertakes
01:18:39Oh, good morning
01:18:52Morning Ben
01:18:53Morning Ben
01:18:54Mr Bradlaugh about?
01:18:56No, he's down at the crematorium
01:18:57I tried to get in touch with him several times yesterday
01:19:00Don't I know it?
01:19:01He was out all day in a van
01:19:03Here, Mr Perbright
01:19:04Is it true Doc Hilliard has been arrested?
01:19:06You'll read all about it in the Flaxboro Citizen, Ben
01:19:09Who told you?
01:19:10The missus was at the surgery this morning
01:19:12Look
01:19:13It's the truth
01:19:13Will Nab be back soon?
01:19:15I reckon so
01:19:16He won't be in a mood for visitors, though
01:19:18It's a family do
01:19:19Family?
01:19:19Sort of
01:19:20His housekeeper's uncle
01:19:22Died very unexpected
01:19:23Local man?
01:19:24Anyone we know?
01:19:26I never met him
01:19:26Not while he was alive, anyway
01:19:28Big, healthy-looking bloke with a beard
01:19:30Makes you wonder
01:19:32Name her Barnaby
01:19:34Barnaby?
01:19:35Come on, Sergeant
01:19:36Here, what's up?
01:19:38Here, what's up?
01:19:40We give thee hearty thanks
01:19:43For that it hath pleased thee to deliver this our brother, John
01:19:47Out of the miseries of this sinful world
01:19:49Beseeching thee that it may please thee
01:19:52Stop!
01:19:53Stop!
01:19:54I am a police officer!
01:19:55Stop!
01:19:56Really?
01:19:56Officer?
01:19:57This is disgraceful
01:19:57Excuse me, sir
01:19:58Excuse me
01:19:59The coroner has authorised the post-mortem
01:20:01You must stop everything
01:20:02Eh?
01:20:03I didn't know the coroner
01:20:04Shut up, Sid
01:20:06Oh, it's a very anthrax
01:20:07Go on, nub
01:20:21Take a good look
01:20:22It's your trade
01:20:24Who is he?
01:20:29Him?
01:20:32He's John Barnaby
01:20:33John carrily took up with him
01:20:37After her old man died
01:20:38The bastard was...
01:20:40Ah, just a moment
01:20:41Caution him, Sergeant
01:20:42Well, you're in the morgue
01:20:43Have a heart
01:20:44You're not obliged to say anything
01:20:45In reply to questions
01:20:46But what you do say
01:20:47May be taken down
01:20:47And given in evidence
01:20:48Right, you were saying
01:20:49The bastard
01:20:51Or would you prefer to wait
01:20:52For your solicitor?
01:20:54Brody Gloss has been here already
01:20:56Or had you forgotten?
01:21:00Listen
01:21:00Joan carrily was her husband's secretary
01:21:03She was in on our little sideline
01:21:05The stupid bitch only goes and tells
01:21:06That bastard Barnaby everything
01:21:08Names the lot
01:21:08He was blackmailing the four of us
01:21:10Bleeding the whole thing
01:21:11White, we were off our rockers
01:21:12With the worry of it
01:21:13Yes, you would be
01:21:13That, that must have been
01:21:15Why poor old Will did away with himself
01:21:17He was driven to it
01:21:18Oh, and was Gloss driven to it as well?
01:21:20No
01:21:21No
01:21:22Roddy was killed by that devil Barnaby
01:21:25In cold blood
01:21:26Blackmailers don't usually kill their victims
01:21:28But that's the sort he was
01:21:29I tell you
01:21:30Go on
01:21:31Look
01:21:34As Iliad
01:21:35The doctor's a sick man, you know
01:21:37I couldn't do nothing with him
01:21:38Once he got started
01:21:39Listen
01:21:41I didn't realise
01:21:42What I was letting myself in for
01:21:44After Barnaby had been back
01:21:47At the cottage for a while
01:21:48Iliad forced his way in again
01:21:51I went with him
01:21:53Barnaby was lying fast asleep
01:21:55Half under the kitchen table
01:21:56God knows what the doc
01:21:58Had spiked his grub with
01:21:59Well
01:22:00We got him into the bedroom somehow
01:22:02He was a hell of a weight
01:22:03Look
01:22:05I thought we'd gone down there
01:22:08To frighten Barnaby off
01:22:09That's all
01:22:10Then before I knew what was happening
01:22:12Iliad sticks a needle into him
01:22:13What could I do?
01:22:13That was it
01:22:14Finished
01:22:14Who signed the certificate?
01:22:17Iliad, of course
01:22:18Referees?
01:22:19Scott, I think
01:22:20And that other chap
01:22:21In Duke Street
01:22:22The usual dotted line stuff
01:22:24I wouldn't know about that
01:22:25Sergeant Love
01:22:27Would you see if they're ready
01:22:27For us outside?
01:22:28Sure
01:22:29Tell me now
01:22:30Why was it necessary
01:22:31For John Barnaby's body
01:22:33To be stripped
01:22:33Before you brought him
01:22:34Back in the van?
01:22:37Who
01:22:37Who said he was?
01:22:39I say
01:22:40And I'll tell you why
01:22:41Because he travelled back
01:22:42In style
01:22:43In a coffin you'd taken with you
01:22:45For that specific purpose
01:22:46You knew damn well
01:22:47He was going to be murdered
01:22:47Nab, didn't you?
01:22:48No, no
01:22:49A little party, Inspector
01:22:53What's this in there, you know?
01:22:54I took the liberty
01:22:55Of bringing Mrs. Carribleed here
01:22:57In the hope she'd be able
01:22:58To help us
01:22:58In a formal matter
01:22:59Of identification
01:23:00A trifle closer
01:23:01If you please, madam
01:23:02These things
01:23:04Are always a little disturbing
01:23:05But I promise you
01:23:05There's nothing to frighten
01:23:06Or revolt you
01:23:07Just a little nearer
01:23:10Oh, my God
01:23:15Harold
01:23:16Oh, my God
01:23:20I
01:23:21Oh, madam
01:23:23Oh, God
01:23:24She's fainted
01:23:25Don't just stand there
01:23:27She's heavy
01:23:28Thirty years on the fourth
01:23:37And this is my first exhumation
01:23:39The Flaxborough citizens
01:23:41Are going to have
01:23:41A field day next week
01:23:43Hardly a real exhumation, sir
01:23:45No
01:23:45The late Harold Carribleed
01:23:48Was later than we thought, eh?
01:23:50Oh, a very astute gentleman
01:23:51He organised his own
01:23:53Timely death
01:23:54With a little assistance
01:23:55From Hilliard and Bradlaugh
01:23:56And then went down to Shropshire
01:23:58And simply grew a beard
01:23:59He must have fancied
01:24:01His position to be
01:24:02Extremely strong
01:24:03He'd avoided
01:24:04A likely spell
01:24:05Of imprisonment
01:24:05He had a firm hold
01:24:07Or so he thought
01:24:08On his associates
01:24:09None of whom
01:24:10Would be likely
01:24:10To risk exposure
01:24:11And his dear wife
01:24:13Collected the insurance
01:24:14The continuing proceeds
01:24:15From his posthumous rackets
01:24:16And spent long weekends
01:24:18With him into the bargain
01:24:19Top him just about
01:24:20Cleared for lifting, sir
01:24:21And then the associates
01:24:22Became greedy
01:24:23Gloss forged that will
01:24:25In Gwil's favour
01:24:26And they cleaned out Barnaby
01:24:28Or to give him
01:24:29His real name
01:24:30Caravleet
01:24:30And neither he
01:24:31Nor his wife
01:24:32Were in a position
01:24:33To do a thing about it
01:24:34Of course
01:24:34Damnably unethical
01:24:35Business, you know
01:24:36Abominable
01:24:37Quite
01:24:38Now our conspirators
01:24:40Underestimated Caravleet
01:24:41Hopelessly
01:24:42I mean
01:24:42He had the nerve
01:24:43To come back to Flaxborough
01:24:44And harass them in person
01:24:46Which accounts for
01:24:47Poor old Mrs. Poole's
01:24:48Obsessions
01:24:49She even saw him
01:24:50That Monday
01:24:50Fixing up the cable
01:24:51And someone else
01:24:52Saw him sluicing
01:24:53The front drive
01:24:53With water
01:24:54I'm interested to know
01:24:55How Gwil was
01:24:56Lured out there
01:24:58Oh, they were all
01:24:59Lured out, sir
01:24:59Caravleet arranged
01:25:01A meeting at Gwil's
01:25:02To discuss a settlement
01:25:03Then phoned
01:25:04To say he'd hurt his leg
01:25:05And would be obliged
01:25:06If they'd come round to him
01:25:07Well, Gwil was just
01:25:09Unlucky enough
01:25:09To reach the gate first
01:25:10And the others were lucky
01:25:12Because the discharge
01:25:13Blew the fuses
01:25:14At Caravleet's house
01:25:15Upon this soul
01:25:16Two lads with screwdrivers
01:25:17On this side
01:25:18I suppose his friends
01:25:20If I may call them that
01:25:21I suppose they placed
01:25:23Gwil's body under that pylon
01:25:24Oh, yes
01:25:25With the help of
01:25:25Bradlaugh's van
01:25:26Would have looked bad
01:25:27For them otherwise
01:25:28And while they were
01:25:29Up in the field
01:25:30Caravleet
01:25:31Alias Barnaby
01:25:32Shot away back to
01:25:34Shropshire
01:25:34And in his car
01:25:35His wife knew
01:25:36Nothing about it
01:25:37But he'd provided her
01:25:38With a precautionary
01:25:39Alibi
01:25:39Just in case
01:25:40Not as perfect
01:25:42As his own, of course
01:25:43He was officially dead
01:25:44Now, let's inspect
01:25:48The grisly remains
01:25:49Filled with sandbags, sir
01:25:51And these
01:25:53What?
01:25:54Oh, the ledgers
01:25:56Of Caravleet and Spade
01:25:57Ship's brokers
01:25:59Heavens above
01:26:00Turned out a good
01:26:01Solid coffin
01:26:02Old nab
01:26:03I'll give him that
01:26:04Six feet under
01:26:05For six months
01:26:06And it still looks
01:26:08Scarcely used
01:26:09In Coffins Scarcely Used
01:26:34By Colin Watson
01:26:35The cast was
01:26:37Detective Inspector
01:26:38Purbright
01:26:38Peter Jeffrey
01:26:39Chief Constable Chubb
01:26:42William Fox
01:26:43Detective Sergeant Love
01:26:45Sean Barrett
01:26:46Detective Constable Harper
01:26:48Michael Jenner
01:26:49P.C. Wilkinson
01:26:51And House
01:26:52Mark Straker
01:26:53Rodney Glass
01:26:56Danny Schiller
01:26:57Dr. Hilliard
01:26:58Crawford Logan
01:26:59Jonas Bradlaugh
01:27:01Mark Jones
01:27:02Mrs. Carrableet
01:27:04Monica Gray
01:27:05George Lintz
01:27:07David Peart
01:27:08Detective Inspector
01:27:10Gibbons
01:27:10And Vicar
01:27:11John Strickland
01:27:12Mrs. Poole
01:27:14Hilda Schroeder
01:27:15Mr. Smith
01:27:17James Carey
01:27:19Ben
01:27:20And Hotel Owner
01:27:21Carrie Francis
01:27:22The play was directed
01:27:25by Jerry Jones
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