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00:00You can win $32,000 on the turn of a card on Card Sharks!
00:10And if you play your cards right, you can win this beautiful card!
00:15And now, the host of Card Sharks, Bob Eubanks!
00:21Thank you. Thank you. Hello, everybody. Welcome to Card Sharks.
00:26We're glad you could join us today because we have lots of money to give away
00:29and a beautiful new car to give away, too. Maybe it'll happen.
00:32And also, we have two very lovely dealers here with us every day.
00:36We couldn't do it without them. I want you to meet them once again.
00:38And here they are, Lacey Pemberton and Susanna Williams.
00:43How pretty you look today, ladies.
00:46We have a brand-new contestant arriving, so we'll start right with game number one.
00:49Okay, while the girls are setting up with the cards, let's meet our Card Sharks.
00:52Here they are, our champ and our challenger.
00:54Look at her smile.
01:00Hello, Bob.
01:01You ought to be so happy. You won $6,500 first day. How's that?
01:05I'm so excited.
01:08Tell us about Cindy, those two kids, and that husband.
01:10Okay. My name is Cindy Lestander. I married my childhood, my childhood, my high school sweetheart eight years ago.
01:17That works, doesn't it? My son did the same thing.
01:19Did he really?
01:20Yeah.
01:21I have two children. Nicky's five and Eddie's 20 months, and I love to snow ski.
01:25Well, that's wonderful. Nice to have you back with us.
01:27You won $6,500 yesterday, and we have a new challenger for you.
01:30Bob, how are you today?
01:31Just fine, Bob. How are you?
01:32I'm just fine. What's your name?
01:33Bob Eubanks. That's right. For years, Bob, people have been asking me.
01:38Wait a minute. Stop. Your name is Bob what?
01:41Bob Eubanks.
01:42Your name is Bob Eubanks.
01:43I am the real Bob Eubanks.
01:45You're the real.
01:47For years, people have been asking me.
01:49Daddy. Daddy. Come here, Daddy.
01:52No, no.
01:55Yeah.
01:56My daddy.
02:00I think that's neat.
02:02What do people say to you?
02:03Oh, they come up to me all the day, all the time, and say,
02:06are you the real Bob Eubanks, Bob Eubanks from the Newlyweds, or Bob Eubanks from Car Sharks?
02:11Yeah.
02:12No, but I am the real Bob Eubanks from Columbus, Ohio, and I'm here today just to make everybody believe me.
02:19Now, how do you spell your Eubanks?
02:22Same way you spell yours.
02:23E-U-B-A-N-K-S, is it?
02:24Yes.
02:25I'll be darned.
02:26That's right.
02:27I've never had a relative on a show before.
02:28I'm so excited.
02:29I don't know what to do.
02:30That's wonderful.
02:31Nice to have you here.
02:33Bob Eubanks.
02:34Ooh, does that sound weird?
02:35Let me ask you a question, Bob.
02:37Yes, you want to ask me a question?
02:38Yes, sir.
02:39Yes.
02:40Is your real name Bob Eubanks or just your stage name?
02:41Do you think I would change my name to Bob Eubanks?
02:46If I was going to change my name, I'd call myself Bobby Barker or something like that.
02:49Okay.
02:50No, Eubanks is my real name.
02:51Is that your real name?
02:52That's my real name.
02:53And Bob's your real name too.
02:54Are you Robert?
02:55Robert.
02:56Robert, what's your middle name?
02:57Alfonzo.
02:58Aha.
03:00It is there we part, my friend.
03:02What's your middle name?
03:03Alfonzo is my middle name.
03:05All right.
03:06Okay, let's play this game.
03:07Ready to go.
03:08We've got to win two games in order to win the championship.
03:09And the first player to win two games goes on to play for the big money.
03:12Our first question of the day goes to Cindy.
03:14And this question involves ten single women who are in our studio audience.
03:17Ladies, if you would please.
03:18Now, welcome back with us, girls.
03:25Cindy, before the show, we asked these ten single women,
03:28have you ever been to a show with male strippers?
03:31How many of these ten women have been to a show with male strippers?
03:36I have never been to a show with male strippers, but I'd sure like to go to one.
03:42Would you really?
03:43You bet.
03:45Ugh.
03:46I think that number is going to be a high number.
03:52I'll say six.
03:54Six of them, you say, have been to a show with male strippers.
03:58Bob, higher or lower than that?
03:59Well, Bob, today, I think that's more popular than it would have been ten years ago.
04:03Looking at these ladies, I would say that a few more of them than six have been to a male striptease show.
04:10You think it's higher than that?
04:11I'd say it's higher.
04:12Let's see.
04:13The actual number of these women who have been to a show with male strippers is...
04:19Six of them!
04:20Yeah!
04:21Whoa!
04:22Right on the button again, my friend.
04:25You did that yesterday.
04:26Thank you very much.
04:27And also, we're going to share $100 with our group down there.
04:29Six of you have been to a show with male strippers.
04:32Which six of you have done that?
04:34Oh, there's Susan again.
04:35Yes.
04:36Susan, you've been everywhere, haven't you, hon?
04:39I like to go all over.
04:41Now, what's the most exciting thing about seeing some male stripper?
04:45I didn't want to go, and I didn't like it, but it was exciting because my friend Sandy, it was her bridal shower.
04:51And she loved it.
04:55That is real weird.
04:56Good question.
04:57Why didn't you want to go?
04:58Well, I had to throw it.
05:00I didn't want to go because my brother told me that he wouldn't respect the fact that I did.
05:05Let me give you a hint, Susan.
05:06It doesn't matter if your brother respects you the next morning.
05:08Believe me, it doesn't.
05:09Thank you, ladies.
05:10Okay, here we go.
05:12You ready, Cindy?
05:13Ready.
05:14Here's your first card.
05:15That card is a three.
05:16Higher!
05:17Higher than the three.
05:18It's a seven.
05:19Three.
05:20Freeze there.
05:21Okay, now she wants to freeze right there.
05:24We'll go on to our next question very quickly, and this one goes to you, Bob Eubanks.
05:33We surveyed 100 married men.
05:35We asked them, when your boss yells at you, do you take it out on your wife?
05:40How many married men admitted they do that?
05:42Well, I was married, Bob, once, and I didn't do that.
05:47I never took the work back to home, at least not as much as I should have, maybe.
05:53You just didn't go home.
05:54Is that what you're telling me?
05:55So, I don't think many men would take it out on their wives.
05:58I think that would be a low number.
06:00I'd say around 45.
06:0245.
06:0345 out of 100 married men admitted they do that.
06:05Cindy, higher or lower than that?
06:06I know my husband gets very disgusted with me when his boss gets on him.
06:11I think that's going to be higher.
06:12They're going to be higher.
06:13Wow.
06:14I hope not.
06:15The actual number of married men who take it out on their wife when their boss yells at them is...
06:1921.
06:20No, it wasn't higher.
06:21It was lower than that.
06:22Bob, now you have control.
06:23Okay, Bob, you know you can change this card if you don't like it.
06:26It's a four.
06:27I like that card.
06:28Higher, Bob.
06:29Higher than a four?
06:30How about an ace?
06:31Lower, Bob.
06:32Lower than the ace?
06:33How about a three?
06:34Higher, Bob.
06:35Higher than the three.
06:36Look here.
06:37Lower, Bob.
06:38Going to go on.
06:39Is it lower?
06:40No.
06:41And back to the four, Bob Eubanks goes.
06:45And that means that Cindy gets a free shot off the seven.
06:47Change that card.
06:48No, you can't.
06:49You didn't win the high-low question.
06:50Higher.
06:51Higher.
06:52Let's see if it's higher than the seven.
06:53Yes, it is.
06:54Lower.
06:55Lower than the queen.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Higher.
06:58All right, in order to win game number one, will it be higher than the four?
07:01It is.
07:06Okay, so the first game is yours.
07:08Another $100 added in your total, Cindy.
07:09We'll pause for these words.
07:10We'll be right back with more Card Sharks and these two nice contestants right after this.
07:17Welcome back to Card Sharks.
07:19Our champ just won game number one, Bob.
07:20That means you've got to win this game in order to stay in the match.
07:22Lacey's got the cards all dealt out from the same decks, and here we go with our first question in game number two.
07:27Cindy, the question is yours, and it involves our ten single ladies in our studio audience.
07:31So ladies, if you would, please get in position, and here we go.
07:34It takes those ladies a long time to get in position, doesn't it?
07:49Okay, Cindy, here's the question.
07:50Before the show, we ask our ten single women, do you kiss on the first date?
07:55How many of these ten women do kiss on the first date?
07:59Boy, I know I did.
08:01You did?
08:02You bet.
08:04I think that's going to be a high note.
08:06These ladies look very kissable.
08:10I would say eight.
08:12Eight of them kiss on the first date.
08:15Bob.
08:16Well, Bob, again, I think that we're living in a different age, and I think that just a few more have kissed on the first date.
08:28So I'm going to say higher.
08:29You think it's higher than that?
08:30Yeah.
08:31Yeah.
08:32I tend to agree with you, Bob.
08:34I hope so.
08:35Actual number of these women who kiss on the first date is six of them.
08:40Six of them?
08:43That means there's four liars among them.
08:45Okay.
08:49All right.
08:50Which are the loose girls that kiss on the first date?
08:54You girls.
08:55Melanie, you kiss every time on the first date?
08:57Not every time.
08:58I'm sorry.
08:59I was talking to Melody and Melody.
09:00That's okay.
09:01Melody, you kiss on the first date?
09:03Not every time.
09:04It depends on the guy.
09:05How about you, Melanie?
09:07It happens.
09:08It happens.
09:09I should have stuck with you, Melody.
09:12I'm really sorry.
09:14Stay right where you are, girls, and don't move.
09:16What does she say?
09:17Do you know what she said?
09:18I can't get into it.
09:19Okay.
09:23Oh, turn the card.
09:24Okay.
09:25There's an eight for you.
09:26What are you going to do, Cindy?
09:27Change that card.
09:29Eight becomes a four.
09:31Higher.
09:32Higher than the four.
09:33Look at there.
09:34Lower.
09:35Is it going to be lower?
09:36It is.
09:37Freeze.
09:38The nine.
09:39Hey, she's only two cards away from winning the championship and a chance to win a lot of money.
09:43Well, that means that, Bob, the pressure's on you.
09:45And we're going to go right back to those 10 girls, I hope.
09:48Now, be careful, ladies.
09:50Before the show, we asked these 10 single women, would you marry a millionaire who demanded that you sign an agreement stating that you could never get alimony?
10:00How many of these 10 women would marry the millionaire even if they could never get alimony?
10:06That's a tough question, Bob.
10:08Although, I think I would marry a millionaire just because I think I'd stay married to that person and live high anyway.
10:16I would think out of the 10 ladies we have here that four of them would marry a millionaire even if they couldn't get alimony.
10:24Even if they couldn't get alimony, huh?
10:25Yes.
10:26Hmm.
10:27I disagree.
10:28Cindy, what do you think about this?
10:29I would never sign anything like that.
10:30I think it's going to be lower.
10:31Why not?
10:32Why wouldn't you sign something?
10:34I'm entitled to alimony if I married him.
10:36Well, if he's a millionaire before he married you, you want everything he's earned from the time he grew up.
10:41Is that it?
10:42Lower, Bob.
10:43Lower, I see.
10:47Actual number of these 10 women who would marry the millionaire even if they could never get alimony is two of them.
10:52You're right.
10:54It was lower.
10:58Oh, don't tell me.
10:59Which two?
11:00Which two would do that?
11:01I'm telling you about Susan.
11:04She wants to move out of her parents' house so bad that she will just do anything.
11:08Ladies, thank you very much for being with us today.
11:10All right, here we go.
11:11Cindy.
11:12Okay, Bob, change that card.
11:13Let's change it.
11:14Nine becomes a five.
11:16Higher.
11:17Higher than the five?
11:18No, not higher than the five.
11:20Bob, you get a chance at the cards and you better do some catching up, my friend.
11:23You can't change it.
11:24You've got to play it.
11:25It's a deuce.
11:26Higher, Bob.
11:27Higher than the deuce.
11:28There's a six.
11:29Higher, Bob.
11:30Higher, Bob.
11:31He's going on.
11:32Is it higher than the seven?
11:33No, it is not.
11:34And back to the deuce.
11:35He goes.
11:36And that's where we are as of right now.
11:38We'll pause with these words and continue with game number two when we come back right
11:41after this.
11:45Welcome back to Card Tracks and we're ready now to continue with this game.
11:49If Cindy wins this game, she's the champ.
11:51Bob, you've got to keep that from happening.
11:52Here's question number three.
11:53And this is one of our educated guess questions.
11:55Cindy, it goes to you.
11:56How many miles long is the Berlin Wall?
12:01Boy, there's a question for you.
12:03How many miles long is the Berlin Wall?
12:05You never think about it, but it's an interesting question.
12:08Bob, I don't even know about the Berlin Wall, but I'm going to say 300 miles.
12:13300 miles.
12:14Okay.
12:17Bob, what do you think about this one?
12:19Well, Bob, I don't know.
12:21Oh, it can't be?
12:22Oh, it can't be over 99.
12:25Yeah.
12:26It can't be over 99.
12:27So you missed it by just a touch.
12:28Just a touch.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Let's try it again.
12:31How many miles long is the Berlin Wall?
12:32It can't be over 99.
12:3375.
12:34Thank you very much.
12:35You're welcome.
12:3675.
12:37Now, Bob.
12:38Right there is a city that's 75 miles wide.
12:41So I'll say a little lower.
12:43A little lower now.
12:44Yes.
12:46Well, we, Bob Eubanks are smart, aren't we?
12:49We don't know yet.
12:50The actual length in miles of the Berlin Wall is 26.
12:5426 miles.
12:55Okay, Bob, you have control now.
12:57And the deuce is yours.
12:58I know you want to keep it.
12:59Higher card, Bob.
13:00Yeah.
13:01Higher than the deuce.
13:02There's an eight.
13:05I got to go higher, Bob.
13:07I got to go on.
13:08Higher than the eight.
13:09No.
13:10Not higher than the eight.
13:11Back to the deuce he goes.
13:12And Cindy, you get a free shot from the five.
13:14Higher.
13:15Higher than the five.
13:16King.
13:17Lower.
13:18Okay.
13:19This is for the championship.
13:20If it's lower than the king, it is.
13:26You've done it again, kid.
13:27I did it.
13:28Congratulations to you.
13:30Another championship round.
13:31That means you get to play for the big money.
13:32Maybe win the card, too.
13:34Bob, I've never met another Bob Eubanks,
13:36and I'm very excited about that,
13:37and it's really nice having you with us.
13:38Thank you very much.
13:39We had a nice fight for you.
13:40I really enjoyed myself, Bob.
13:41So you're the real Bob Eubanks.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Okay, pal.
13:44Nice to see you.
13:46Okay, Cindy.
13:47Come here, champ.
13:48You've done it again.
13:49Good for you.
13:50Now, won the championship.
13:51That was a good match.
13:52Now, you have a chance to win all that money again,
13:53and also a chance to win the card.
13:54So here comes Lacey and Susanna,
13:55and they're ready to deal out the big money cards
13:57from a deck that you cut before we went on the air.
13:59Now, you know how to play the big money cards.
14:01In addition to all the money you can win,
14:03as you know, we've added a couple of jokers to the deck,
14:05and any time one of them turns up in the money cards,
14:07well, you'll have a chance at winning this Chevrolet Sprint
14:10that is right over there.
14:12And for winning the match,
14:13we're going to give you an extra joker,
14:14which will guarantee you a chance at the card.
14:17So you'll at least have one chance of winning the card.
14:19So if you're ready, give the lady $200,
14:21and we are on our way.
14:23Good luck to you.
14:26Here we go, Cindy.
14:27Here we go, Cindy.
14:28First card is a four, and you've got $200.
14:30$150 higher.
14:32$150 higher than the four.
14:34There's a jack.
14:35Now you've got $350.
14:37$300 lower.
14:38$300 lower than the jack.
14:40It's a 10.
14:41Yes.
14:42Now you've got $650.
14:43$500 lower.
14:45Going to keep the 10 then.
14:46Okay.
14:47$500 lower than the 10.
14:50Yeah.
14:53How dare I doubt you, huh?
14:54Change that card.
14:55$150.
14:56Give you another $400.
14:57It gives you $1550.
14:58Change that card.
14:59Which one you want?
15:00Number one.
15:01Number one.
15:02Okay.
15:03Rules say you can change the card one time per line.
15:05The nine now becomes a seven.
15:06You've got to play.
15:07$1550.
15:10$50 higher.
15:11$50.
15:12Going to play it real conservative.
15:13Okay.
15:14$50 higher than the seven.
15:15It's a queen.
15:16Yes.
15:17$1,600.
15:19$1,400 lower.
15:21$1,400 lower than the queen.
15:24There's a six for you.
15:25$3,000.
15:26$2,000 higher.
15:27$2,000 higher.
15:28$2,000.
15:29$2,000 higher.
15:30$2,000.
15:31$2,000.
15:32$2,000.
15:33$2,000.
15:34$2,000.
15:35$2,000.
15:36$2,000.
15:37$2,000.
15:38$2,000 higher than the six.
15:40$2,000 higher than the six.
15:42Big bet.
15:43Will it be there?
15:44No.
15:45That brings you down to $1,000.
15:47That's all right.
15:48You've got a deuce up here and you can still win $2,000.
15:50$2,000.
15:51All of it higher than the deuce.
15:53There's a queen and now you get another $2,000.
15:56All right.
15:57Wow.
15:58You're a gutsy lady, you know that.
16:01Okay.
16:02That means you have $8,800.
16:04We're going to pause for these words and be right back and give you a chance to win the car right after this.
16:09Welcome back to Card Sharks.
16:13Well, champ, you got a couple thousand dollars.
16:16That was a pretty gutsy bet.
16:17Wow.
16:18I said I was going to go for it.
16:20Boy, you did.
16:21But you got another $2,000.
16:22You're doing real well.
16:23And no jokers came up over there, but you know you won one joker for winning the match.
16:27So that joker is yours.
16:28That means you have one chance to win this beautiful car.
16:31Take a look, Cindy.
16:32The Chevrolet Sprint two-door hatchback coupe with 1.0 liter L3 engine, 5-speed manual transmission, and California emission.
16:42Okay, Bob.
16:43Okay, Cindy.
16:44That's the car you can win.
16:45I wish you all the luck in the world.
16:46Here's how you do it.
16:47Over there, you'll see seven numbered cars.
16:50Behind one of them is the word car.
16:52If you find the car, well, it's yours.
16:55So you tell us, where do you want to place the joker?
16:57This time, it's number three.
17:04Good luck to you.
17:05I hope it's there.
17:06Let's find out.
17:07Is it going to be there?
17:08If the word car is behind number three, this lady wins that new car.
17:13Come on, Cindy.
17:14Be there.
17:15Oh, no.
17:16Where was it?
17:17A couple over.
17:18No, it was way down at the end.
17:20They tell me the car was right there.
17:22That's okay.
17:23You can have a chance to do it again if you remain our champion.
17:26And we're going to give you a chance to do that right now.
17:28Your earnings so far are $8,800.
17:32And if you are ready...
17:33I'm ready.
17:34You are?
17:35Well, then, I want you to go right over there where the champion stands,
17:36and let's meet our new challenger.
17:38Come on, Payday.
17:39How are you doing?
17:40Fine.
17:41It's just great, as a matter of fact.
17:44I can't help from noticing your name.
17:47Payday.
17:48You've come to the right place.
17:50You betcha.
17:51Well, it turns out I was born on my father's payday,
17:53and the name stuck, and he nicknamed me Payday.
17:55I'm just happy to be here.
17:56Well, you nicknamed you Payday.
17:57What's your real first name?
17:58Gene.
17:59Gene.
18:00So, but you've been Payday all your life then?
18:0135 years.
18:02Is that all your life?
18:03Not yet.
18:04So far.
18:05Okay.
18:06Tell us about yourself.
18:07Again, I live here in Canoga Park, and I'm a salesman.
18:10I sell video and stereo, and I've been here now 19 years.
18:14Good.
18:15Well, it's nice to have you with us.
18:16You know how to play the game.
18:17Yes, of course.
18:18Okay.
18:19The lady's pretty tough that you're standing next to.
18:20Lacey will deal out the cards in the decks you cut.
18:21First player to win two games wins the championship, and we are on our way.
18:25And here we go with our first question.
18:27Cindy, this one's yours.
18:28Surveyed 100 married men, we asked them, did you marry your high school sweetheart?
18:33How many married men said they did?
18:36You did that, didn't you?
18:37I married my high school sweetheart, but I don't think many do.
18:42I think a lot of people have relationships in high school, but for one reason or another,
18:46they fall through.
18:47I think that's going to be a low number.
18:49I'll say 38.
18:5138 out of 100 married men said they married their high school sweetheart.
18:55What do you think, Payday?
18:56Oh, it's got to be lower than that.
18:57I mean, after high school, you've got college, and there's so many more relationships.
19:01Much lower, Bob.
19:02I think it's going to be lower.
19:03The actual number of married men who married their high school sweetheart is 13.
19:07You're right.
19:08It was much lower.
19:09All right.
19:10You bet.
19:11All right, Payday.
19:12Welcome to our show.
19:13Here's your first card.
19:14Oh, higher, Bob.
19:15Definitely higher.
19:16Is it higher?
19:17Yeah, it is.
19:18Lower.
19:19How about lower?
19:20Oh, higher.
19:21Look at here.
19:22I'm going to freeze.
19:23Freeze?
19:24Freeze.
19:25I thought, sir, he's going to run the cards, but he freezes on the nine, one card away,
19:27winning game number one.
19:28Why don't we pause?
19:29We'll be back with more card sharks right after this.
19:34Welcome back to Card Sharks.
19:36All the time we have for today.
19:38I hate to pause right here where Payday was about to win the first game, and you were
19:41getting real nervous over there.
19:42Yes.
19:43But you won $8,800.
19:44I know you'll be back next time.
19:46Yeah.
19:47All right.
19:48Until next time, I'm Bob Eubanks for Susanna Williams, Lacey Pemberton, Gene Wood, and the
19:51whole gang saying thank you very much for watching Card Sharks.
19:53We really appreciate it.
19:54So long, everybody.
19:55See you then.
19:56Bye-bye.
19:57Next time, please.
19:58Cheers.
19:59Cheers.
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20:09Cheers.
20:10Cheers.
20:14This is Gene Wood speaking for Card Sharks, a Mark Goodson television production.
20:21This is television production.
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