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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:29I tried to get along with you.
00:01:30You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:32Right back at you.
00:01:33I fucking hate you.
00:01:34I fucking hate you more.
00:01:35Come on.
00:01:36You.
00:01:37You got back at me.
00:01:38I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:39I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:40I got to get along with you.
00:01:41I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:42I tried to get along with you.
00:01:44You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:45I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:47Right back at you.
00:01:48I fucking hate you.
00:01:49I fucking hate you more.
00:02:03so you were arrested again to be fair there is a fence around that reservoir it says here that
00:02:19you broke in using bolt cutters if I had known you invited me over here to lecture me I wouldn't
00:02:27get a cave good boy
00:02:33come on Gucci let's go hey Amelia
00:02:43come on Gucci let's go
00:02:51you know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy it reflects on me it reflects on the company
00:03:02that your mother and I built with our bare hands the same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle
00:03:09I make my own money oh you see see underwear modeling lord I am the spokesperson for man
00:03:17though that means free underwear for life for life some parents will be proud yeah other parents
00:03:24will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then you are next up to be CEO
00:03:29I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian huh
00:03:36don't forget the meeting this afternoon all right and don't be late
00:03:41bye dad
00:03:44excuse me
00:03:55yeah
00:04:02hello my Gucci
00:04:05why won't Michelangelo just grow up
00:04:08he needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl
00:04:12good one Romulus
00:04:19these are great I still don't have what I'm looking for do you guys mind staying a little longer no problem
00:04:40cool let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:47hi
00:04:51michaelangelo
00:04:51michaelangelo
00:04:52chantal
00:04:53nice to meet you
00:04:54I couldn't notice how hot you are
00:04:57how hot you are I've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:04hey dad
00:05:07where the hell were you
00:05:11you're supposed to have a photo shoot
00:05:13you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:14geppetto came here all the way from Milano
00:05:18you're supposed to meet him later
00:05:19now it's too late he's back on the plane again
00:05:21well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:23michaelangelo you are 31 years old
00:05:26you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager
00:05:28you could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now
00:05:32you interned
00:05:33you went to business school
00:05:35you have potential
00:05:37okay but you say you want to be the CEO
00:05:40well you're going to have to prove it because so far
00:05:43I ain't seen the end tape from you
00:05:46bye dad
00:05:48hey
00:05:51you okay
00:05:53yeah
00:05:54um
00:05:55but
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:58so it's a really rare form of cancer
00:06:15luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god
00:06:21there is an experimental treatment
00:06:24but it's really expensive
00:06:26and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29don't worry about that
00:06:31I have money saved
00:06:33I'll find the rest
00:06:35we will figure this out okay
00:06:37we're going to get through this
00:06:38together
00:06:39thank you
00:06:40oh yeah
00:06:53oh
00:06:54ciao Gucci
00:06:55did she have a good mom
00:06:57what's wrong
00:07:01I'm sorry
00:07:08this
00:07:08no no forget about it
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive
00:07:14I have a savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare
00:07:18my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24and who knows how many she's going to need
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us
00:07:28after her parents passed
00:07:30I would do anything for her
00:07:32Amelia
00:07:35I think I might know how to get you that money
00:07:39you do?
00:07:40come back
00:07:42come back
00:07:42tonight
00:07:43and
00:07:44buy something nice
00:07:47come on
00:07:49okay
00:07:50come on
00:07:50okay
00:07:51oh
00:07:54Amelia you look bellissima
00:08:01except for the dog hair
00:08:04come with me
00:08:07I have someone I want you to meet
00:08:10are they from Italy?
00:08:12yes
00:08:12wow
00:08:13yes of course everything's from Italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17Amelia meet
00:08:19Michelangelo
00:08:20my son
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker
00:08:28don't be so defensive
00:08:30I wasn't
00:08:33well I
00:08:37suppose I'll let you two
00:08:39get acquainted
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44I'm really happy
00:08:45hey
00:08:46arrivederci
00:08:47huh
00:08:54do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01what
00:09:02exactly
00:09:03how does it look?
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12I mean
00:09:13it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy ones
00:09:20okay?
00:09:21or not
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what I say
00:09:27you don't look like Romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile
00:09:34I don't need Tinder
00:09:35I'm an underwear model
00:09:37my DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane
00:09:39whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47I told you
00:09:49now
00:09:49see dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:13you're crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia
00:10:19what's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24I'm sorry Romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no please
00:10:28I apologize
00:10:29my son is just immature
00:10:32alright
00:10:33and that's why I invited you
00:10:34poor Florida
00:10:36please
00:10:37alright
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:39alright
00:10:40and I promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son?
00:10:45so
00:10:45Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer?
00:10:52and you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:00I want the business
00:11:02now
00:11:03I think we can
00:11:04make a deal
00:11:06whereby
00:11:07everyone gets
00:11:08what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal?
00:11:12well
00:11:13it's nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married
00:11:17that's all
00:11:18what?
00:11:21what?
00:11:22Romulus
00:11:22what are you saying
00:11:24I can't marry
00:11:24the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26yeah
00:11:26and I can't marry
00:11:27someone who picks up
00:11:28dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least
00:11:30I don't pose
00:11:31in my tidy whities
00:11:31for money
00:11:32you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business
00:11:37and the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:41we hate each other
00:11:43at least I do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44I see
00:11:45there's something
00:11:47uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and I
00:11:51we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah
00:11:53we were like
00:11:53pizza and
00:11:54Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when you first met
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool
00:12:03huh
00:12:03but
00:12:03I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:08yeah
00:12:09like a nuclear bomb
00:12:10as if
00:12:12Romulus
00:12:13isn't there another way
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:15for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia
00:12:17you do want to help
00:12:18your sister
00:12:19don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:39for Betsy
00:12:42Angelou
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree
00:12:50to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose
00:12:54the business
00:12:54and you're also gonna lose
00:12:56your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03I'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract
00:13:11and
00:13:11son
00:13:12we're gonna need
00:13:13some champagne
00:13:14I read my money
00:13:16yeah
00:13:16try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a
00:13:25wedding
00:13:26planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one
00:13:29for the ages too
00:13:30I hope the
00:13:31Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but
00:13:42well
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:45that's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret
00:13:48all we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:24your place
00:14:26or mine
00:14:26I'm not staying
00:14:28at a doghouse
00:14:28fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31so
00:14:42this is
00:14:42michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum
00:14:45in here
00:14:46a michelangelo
00:14:48museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:49whoa
00:14:58what was this
00:15:13put it in the trash
00:15:14this isn't trash
00:15:16these are my sisters
00:15:17she's an artist
00:15:18so put them in your room
00:15:19I said you could live here
00:15:21not decorate
00:15:21oh I'm sorry
00:15:22is it clashing with your
00:15:24banana hammock
00:15:25that's man thong
00:15:26it's trademarked
00:15:27look
00:15:31I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:33if this isn't cleaned up
00:15:34by the time I get back
00:15:35I'm throwing it all
00:15:35in the fireplace
00:15:36it's electric
00:15:38oh
00:15:40oh
00:15:44by the way
00:15:45this is gonna work
00:15:47you might want to start
00:15:48wearing that
00:15:49gee thanks
00:15:52welcome
00:15:53you're getting married
00:16:02shh
00:16:02Betsy
00:16:03don't tell the whole world
00:16:04sorry
00:16:05Amelia
00:16:06it's just
00:16:07it's not like you
00:16:09actually we're
00:16:11reserved
00:16:12safe
00:16:13like I always taught
00:16:16you
00:16:16well
00:16:18things change
00:16:20when you find out
00:16:20your sister has cancer
00:16:21and besides
00:16:23michelangelo offered
00:16:25to help pay for
00:16:25some of your treatments
00:16:26so
00:16:27I'm okay with
00:16:28a quick proposal
00:16:28michelangelo
00:16:30the ninja turtle
00:16:32no
00:16:33michelangelo
00:16:35Dana Villano
00:16:37maybe you've
00:16:37heard of him
00:16:38michelangelo
00:16:40Dino Villano
00:16:41shh
00:16:42socialite
00:16:46animals
00:16:46like start a hundred
00:16:48canceled bravo shows
00:16:49how did you even meet
00:16:51his dad is one of my clients
00:16:53it's
00:16:55been a whirlwind
00:16:57of a romance
00:16:57he's so
00:16:59toxic
00:17:01speak of the devil
00:17:03you know
00:17:08that's probably
00:17:09an old issue
00:17:10this is a doctor's office
00:17:11Amelia
00:17:14Betsy Carlisle
00:17:17doctor's ready
00:17:19we'll talk about this later
00:17:22ready to go
00:17:44baby
00:17:45we're already wet
00:17:48where did that come from
00:18:05nice place
00:18:15I love the artwork
00:18:19nice place
00:18:31I love the artwork
00:18:33thanks
00:18:34finally
00:18:35a little
00:18:36good taste
00:18:37no I'm good
00:18:40you had plenty at dinner
00:18:42more for me
00:18:44you know
00:18:48if you like it down here
00:18:50you should see the bedroom
00:18:52who are you?
00:19:04who are you?
00:19:06Chantel this is
00:19:08Amelia
00:19:09my roommate
00:19:11whatever
00:19:14can you guys just keep it down
00:19:16I have work
00:19:16tomorrow morning
00:19:17this is my house?
00:19:20we will be
00:19:21as loud as we want to be
00:19:22scream
00:19:23at the top of our lungs
00:19:25you've got to be kidding me
00:19:28what's wrong dog walker
00:19:29he's jealous
00:19:31jealous
00:19:32I'm not jealous
00:19:33sweet dreams
00:19:41I can't believe he said
00:19:45I was jealous
00:19:46how could I ever want to be
00:19:48with a party boy like him
00:19:49even if he is kind of hot
00:19:51see you later
00:20:10and um
00:20:12don't worry about last night
00:20:14sorry
00:20:16I had one too many to drink
00:20:18it won't happen again
00:20:19you better not
00:20:20how's the hangover?
00:20:33roomie?
00:20:34not now
00:20:35my head's killing me
00:20:36we need to talk about last night
00:20:37no
00:20:38what we need to do
00:20:39is order a three egg omelet
00:20:40and home fries
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around
00:20:44with your bimbos
00:20:44monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:46but
00:20:47your dad doesn't want people knowing
00:20:48that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:49and you made it pretty clear
00:20:51to that girl last night
00:20:52that you don't care about me
00:20:53fine
00:20:53I'll have her sign an NDA
00:20:54just give me my phone
00:20:55my sister
00:20:57needs
00:20:57this money
00:20:58my sister
00:21:02needs
00:21:02this money
00:21:03Michelangelo
00:21:04and if the paparazzi
00:21:06find out about the
00:21:06paparazzi
00:21:07find out about this
00:21:09then the contract
00:21:10is violated
00:21:10then neither of us
00:21:12get
00:21:12then the contract
00:21:16is violated
00:21:16then neither of us
00:21:17get what we want
00:21:18yeah no shit
00:21:19I'm serious
00:21:20get what we want
00:21:21yeah no shit
00:21:22I'm serious
00:21:23don't screw this up
00:21:26don't screw this up
00:21:28I've been dealing with paparazzi
00:21:31since I was a teenager
00:21:32I've been dealing with paparazzi
00:21:34since I was a teenager
00:21:35I know what I'm doing, dog walker, I know what I'm doing, dog walker, and just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want, and just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine, do whatever you want.
00:21:54Sorry, it's a bit harsh.
00:21:56Sorry, it's a bit harsh, just really, really, I'm over, I'm over.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:16That could have gone better.
00:22:24Hey, baby.
00:22:26Hey, baby.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know, I like it.
00:22:39I know, I like it.
00:22:41Ah, it's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:55Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah, we're, oh.
00:23:01Oh, fine.
00:23:02Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen, he is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15Look, I, I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah, you're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:23Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gucci.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no.
00:23:33Royce.
00:23:34I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah, same here.
00:23:50Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59They should make a reality show.
00:24:01A little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:24:03Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:26Booper driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:31Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33It was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:20Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:30I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:37I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:44Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:26:02I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:18Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26I should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:29Just over there.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:49Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:10Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi.
00:27:19I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:19You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:35But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:56You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:11But she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:26Break's over.
00:28:47Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:52Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:29:01you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:15Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea.
00:29:30Now.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:29:50Why, Dad?
00:30:05So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:16And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:36How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:39I'm coming out.
00:30:39Is that bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:09I've got my own function.
00:31:10I've got my own function.
00:31:11I've got my own function.
00:31:12I've got my own function.
00:31:13I've got my own function.
00:31:14I've got my own function.
00:31:15I've got my own function.
00:31:16I've got my own function.
00:31:17I've got my own function.
00:31:18I've got my own function.
00:31:19I've got my own function.
00:31:20I've got my own function.
00:31:21I've got my own function.
00:31:22I've got my own function.
00:31:23I've got my own function.
00:31:24I've got my own function.
00:31:25I've got my own function.
00:31:26I've got my own function.
00:31:27I've got my own function.
00:31:28I've got my own function.
00:31:29I've got my own function.
00:31:30I've got my own function.
00:31:31I've got my own function.
00:31:32I've got my own function.
00:31:33What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:45Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:08We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on.
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:31She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:39Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:50Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey, it's Michelangelo Dino Avino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:29Amelia.
00:33:29Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:30You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:41No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50Do you like your treatment?
00:33:51You look like it.
00:33:52Thanks, Jay.
00:33:56Hey, lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:06Love you, boy.
00:34:22Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:49But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:52Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:04I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:21You want some of them to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Playing in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:39going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:58A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:15I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:22We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:59You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiance.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:23This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:31I can't believe you did that.
00:37:39After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:42Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:53Oh, me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:06Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:12I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:18You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:21You're history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:51Bye.
00:39:13Bye.
00:39:14Bye.
00:39:18Bye.
00:39:19Bye.
00:39:20Bye.
00:39:50Ah, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:04Ah! Michelangelo?
00:40:08Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh. We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20I know. We had too many drinks. We could just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:36Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:40:41Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:52I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:56But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:41:05So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait. For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:17Michelangelo. The male gigolo. Is taking it slow.
00:41:20Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And?
00:41:27How was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:41:33Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:49I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:55I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:06Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:19Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:33What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:55Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:28Because you have to switch.
00:43:42We should talk.
00:43:43We should talk.
00:43:45You should talk.
00:43:46We should talk.
00:43:46We should talk a little while.
00:43:53I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night, I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake, and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:18Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:31And frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:42Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:53Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:45:00but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:19You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:28I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia, please.
00:45:37Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:40I felt it too.
00:45:41So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:45:51I don't know.
00:46:00We continue.
00:46:04Hi.
00:46:12Bye.
00:46:13Bye.
00:46:13Bye.
00:46:13Bye.
00:46:14Bye.
00:46:16Bye.
00:46:16Bye.
00:46:16Bye.
00:46:17Bye.
00:46:17Bye.
00:46:19Bye.
00:46:19Bye.
00:46:19Bye.
00:46:20Bye.
00:46:21so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:46:30live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:35no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:46:42till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:46:58you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:06i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:47:15together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:47:52i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:48:00this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:48:06dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman
00:48:12he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:48:17oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:22i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:27i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:29thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:36i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:48:43come on gucci let's go
00:48:49cats are awesome
00:48:53that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:00ooh
00:49:01maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing
00:49:04oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little
00:49:10brother for me gucci sure
00:49:12but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty
00:49:15yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:49:21at the dog park
00:49:22mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:49:25no
00:49:26no
00:49:27go get her lover boy
00:49:29so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:42you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's my dad's dog not mine
00:49:48let me try
00:49:50that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:49:54dainty hands
00:49:59do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:02no i like my work
00:50:05what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:50:09you're right i should work less
00:50:12if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:17i've got a big surprise
00:50:27a surprise
00:50:28just wait and see
00:50:30just wait and see
00:50:31grazie
00:50:40have a good night mr tino bellino
00:50:41have a good night mr tino bellino
00:50:48what's that?
00:50:49special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:52but gucci?
00:50:53what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:50:55you know that's awful for dogs right?
00:50:59i thought you were off the clock today
00:51:02besides a special occasion
00:51:05i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:09i'm kidding
00:51:10this is for us
00:51:11why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:51:12what else is in the bag?
00:51:13just some imported italian ingredients
00:51:14so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:16you can cook?
00:51:17that was so good
00:51:42i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:51:46how did you do this? i can't cook at all
00:51:50making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:53did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55no my mom taught me
00:51:57tell me about her
00:51:59i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:03sorry i don't mean to pray
00:52:06she passed away when i was eleven
00:52:09breast cancer
00:52:11but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:52:16she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:19we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:24i still have all of her recipes
00:52:28here
00:52:29handwritten in italian
00:52:31that's really special
00:52:32i miss her
00:52:36this might sound corny but
00:52:39i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:42it's not corny
00:52:44but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:52:47just don't tell tmz
00:52:49what about your parents?
00:52:51what about your parents?
00:52:53my parents died in a car accident
00:52:55when i was thirteen
00:52:57it's been me and betsy ever since
00:52:59i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:04i don't want to lose her too
00:53:08i'm sorry
00:53:10your story made me emotional
00:53:12i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you
00:53:15no no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes
00:53:18it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:22well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:28is it just the wine?
00:53:30or am i really falling for
00:53:32him?
00:53:33her
00:53:36you don't want espresso
00:53:38hey
00:53:46hey
00:53:47hey
00:53:48do you want an espresso?
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you
00:53:53you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well
00:53:56don't forget gucci
00:53:57how could i?
00:53:59ready bro?
00:54:01well let me fix your tie
00:54:03what do you know about ties?
00:54:06you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:08and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11touche
00:54:13there you go
00:54:14okay bye
00:54:15bye
00:54:16love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:30sorry
00:54:31it's reflex
00:54:32i didn't mean to say that
00:54:33me neither
00:54:35too soon
00:54:36talk about it later?
00:54:39yeah
00:54:40okay
00:54:41okay
00:54:42could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:45and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:48look who's here
00:54:55hey
00:54:56my little guy
00:54:57hey
00:54:58little gucci
00:54:59look at this right here
00:55:01huh
00:55:02let's try it
00:55:03oh yeah now here's mine
00:55:07just like that huh
00:55:09even got one for big brother
00:55:12right there
00:55:13come to papa
00:55:14come to papa
00:55:15yes my boy
00:55:17alright alright
00:55:19so
00:55:20we gotta talk about this wedding right?
00:55:22this is two weeks off
00:55:24hollywood bowl
00:55:25they're waiting for an answer
00:55:26and i bumped into chris martin on the plane
00:55:29he says the band is free
00:55:31you like cold play right?
00:55:33dad
00:55:34we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:55:36oh
00:55:37well alright
00:55:39then we'll book the magic castle
00:55:41how about that?
00:55:42not too big
00:55:43plenty room for cold play
00:55:44huh?
00:55:45dad
00:55:46let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we can not plan a wedding like this
00:55:49what?
00:55:50something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:52no
00:55:53everything is great
00:55:55it's better than great honestly
00:55:58but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's our thing
00:56:03it's not Amelia's thing
00:56:05i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:56:08wow i never thought of that
00:56:11you know you have a very good point there
00:56:14i'm very impressed
00:56:17you've never acted like this
00:56:19with any other woman
00:56:21i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:56:24sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:27love?
00:56:29yeah
00:56:30i don't know
00:56:32he's cute
00:56:34alright alright
00:56:36change the deal
00:56:37then i cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39alright
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:56:43a wedding
00:56:44with
00:56:45cold play
00:56:46no cold play dad
00:56:47no cold play
00:56:56so
00:56:57it's about my cancer treatment
00:57:00it's not working
00:57:01i know it
00:57:02i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:05and i'm cured
00:57:07what?
00:57:08you're cured?
00:57:09you're cured?
00:57:10oh
00:57:11congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:14i wasn't expecting it
00:57:16i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:57:19it only took two sessions?
00:57:21i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:57:25maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:57:27what's wrong sis?
00:57:29we should be celebrating
00:57:32i brought prosecco
00:57:33no
00:57:34yeah
00:57:35no i'm good
00:57:36yeah
00:57:37emilia
00:57:38i'm your sister
00:57:40you can tell me anything
00:57:42is it michelangelo?
00:57:44is everything okay?
00:57:46if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two
00:57:55it's not michelangelo
00:57:57Betsy
00:57:59it's me
00:58:01i have to tell you something
00:58:04i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:58:13what is this game of thrones?
00:58:16it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:21actually
00:58:23he's not that bad
00:58:26i kinda like him
00:58:28yeah
00:58:29babe
00:58:30that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there
00:58:33Betsy
00:58:34i have
00:58:36real feelings for him
00:58:38but
00:58:40what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:42you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:45they banned him
00:58:46for life
00:58:47you'll never go to epcot
00:58:49he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or
00:58:53at least
00:58:54not to me
00:58:55he's only acting like that to get into your pants emilia
00:58:58if you marry michelangelo
00:59:01he will make your life a living hell
00:59:05what if you meet him?
00:59:07yeah
00:59:08meet him
00:59:10maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12maybe
00:59:13maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:14don't count on it
00:59:15please
00:59:16me
00:59:17just give him a chance
00:59:19fine
00:59:20yes
00:59:21only one
00:59:22yes
00:59:23you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:32thank you for making dinner
00:59:37of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:40we need to celebrate
00:59:41michelangelo
00:59:45you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:49right?
00:59:50you mean besides me
00:59:51i'm serious
00:59:52thanks
00:59:53it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:55have a glass of wine
00:59:58tonight's gonna be great
01:00:09it's
01:00:10enormous
01:00:11why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:16it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:21nice to finally meet you
01:00:23Betsy
01:00:25hmm
01:00:26so
01:00:27this is the
01:00:29infamous
01:00:30uh
01:00:31michelangelo
01:00:33how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon
01:00:39Amelia said that's the year you were born
01:00:41yeah
01:00:42sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44it's worth more than my car
01:00:46why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:50$8.99 at Ralph's
01:00:52it's delicious
01:00:54this was made in France
01:00:56sorry
01:00:57can't touch that stuff
01:00:59so
01:01:00who wants a drink?
01:01:14you
01:01:15hardly touch your food
01:01:24it's
01:01:26a little too
01:01:27rich
01:01:28for me
01:01:29mine tastes great
01:01:31so
01:01:33michelangelo
01:01:34i
01:01:35have some
01:01:36big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you
01:01:40don't mind
01:01:41do you?
01:01:42fire away
01:01:44so
01:01:45i know you two have been having your
01:01:48fun
01:01:50um
01:01:51but
01:01:52what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56i don't think it's going to
01:01:59that's cute and all
01:02:01but
01:02:02what about her career?
01:02:03are you gonna support her?
01:02:04or kids?
01:02:05what's your stance on that?
01:02:06or
01:02:07are you just gonna
01:02:08jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11betsy
01:02:12look
01:02:13i know i have a past
01:02:15but
01:02:16i'm committed to it
01:02:18we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:20i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo
01:02:22that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married
01:02:25and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know now
01:02:28easy betsy
01:02:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:36you would give her the time
01:02:38and what makes you such an expert?
01:02:40i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:42michelangelo
01:02:43you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:48she gets it from you
01:02:50are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:02:52you started it
01:03:00why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:03betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:03:05no
01:03:06she's alone and miserable
01:03:07and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:10she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:12you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:15and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18you know what?
01:03:19you can't talk to betsy like that
01:03:21that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:03:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:29this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:32not to me
01:03:33you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:03:36see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:03:39but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41you told her?
01:03:42she's my sister
01:03:43i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:45oh is that all i am to you?
01:03:47a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:03:50it's not what i meant
01:03:51it came out wrong amelia
01:03:53i love you
01:03:54you love me?
01:03:56don't listen to him
01:03:58he doesn't even know what that means
01:03:59SHUT THE FUCK UP!
01:04:01you know what? maybe she was right
01:04:03i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:04:05it's over
01:04:07we need to get out of here
01:04:14i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:20emilia
01:04:21i know this is hard to hear
01:04:26but
01:04:27you did the right thing
01:04:29you do so much better than him
01:04:31yeah
01:04:33but he isn't a monster
01:04:35i shouldn't have said that
01:04:37we can talk about it on the road
01:04:39get packing
01:04:41and if we leave now
01:04:42we can get to mexico by dawn
01:04:43lay low for a bit
01:04:44mexico
01:04:46or canada
01:04:47whatever
01:04:48it's that
01:04:49or stay here and get sued
01:04:50by the dino lovinos
01:04:52or worse
01:04:53i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:56i mean
01:04:57i only told you about the contract
01:04:59it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that
01:05:03we're liabilities
01:05:05loose ends
01:05:07you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:13get rid of that thing
01:05:15they could be tracking us right now
01:05:18yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:05:23see
01:05:24he could have a sniper on us
01:05:30it's romulus
01:05:31hey romulus
01:05:34what?
01:05:35what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:05:49you came
01:05:52against my better judgment
01:05:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy
01:05:58but
01:05:59it's over with now
01:06:01you should
01:06:03punish me for straying
01:06:07you make me sick
01:06:08i make me sick
01:06:18nice
01:06:20underwear
01:06:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:24okay
01:06:25let's get this over with
01:06:30is that all you have to say?
01:06:36do you even realize how hot i am?
01:06:38i'm...
01:06:39sorry
01:06:40jantel
01:06:41i thought i wanted this
01:06:44but i don't
01:06:46i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:49i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:54amelia broke up with me
01:06:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:02never in a million years did i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:07:07i am fucking devastated
01:07:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:14i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:16amelia
01:07:17hi dad
01:07:18gucci's gone?
01:07:19i'll be right there
01:07:33i'll be right there
01:07:35what
01:07:37i
01:07:39gucci gucci
01:07:41romulus
01:07:42what
01:07:47i only had him off the leash for a second
01:07:49you know
01:07:50we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:07:52he just shot off like a rocket
01:07:54i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:58well
01:07:59we can help you find him
01:08:01yeah
01:08:02right
01:08:04good thanks
01:08:06gucci
01:08:07this better not be a trap
01:08:09just come on
01:08:12gucci
01:08:13gucci
01:08:14gucci
01:08:15gucci
01:08:16gucci
01:08:17gucci
01:08:18gucci
01:08:19gucci
01:08:20gucci
01:08:21gucci
01:08:22gucci gucci
01:08:23Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastroianni's.
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:29If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:08:32Smart move, dude.
01:08:34Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:08:41Amelia.
01:08:53Gucci!
01:09:00He's hopeless.
01:09:02We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:05We're never gonna find him.
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:13See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though,
01:09:18I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:31Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci!
01:09:36My boy's back!
01:09:46Okay, okay.
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:51I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:05It's okay.
01:10:06Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:09They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:12Amelia, can we talk?
01:10:15Please?
01:10:16Amelia.
01:10:17Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia.
01:10:23Can we talk?
01:10:24Please?
01:10:25Okay.
01:10:26Amelia.
01:10:27I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:46I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:56Thanks for saying that.
01:10:58I needed to hear that.
01:11:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:04You're not one.
01:11:06I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:09Most of them are good.
01:11:11I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:14I'm not.
01:11:15You're not?
01:11:16What do you mean?
01:11:17Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:31And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:35I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:44I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:48Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:53And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:12:04Consider our contracts null and void.
01:12:15Amelia, where will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:34You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:49And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:55All right, all right, you two.
01:12:58That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:13:07Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:13:19We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:21It was worth a try.
01:13:23And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:50Michelangelo?
01:13:51Uh, Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:03I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:40I, um, Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:47I love you so much.
01:14:50I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model.
01:15:00But here we are.
01:15:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:10And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:21I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:23Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:24I love you.
01:15:25With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:33You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy.
01:15:47Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy.
01:15:54You know, given my sister.
01:15:56I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too!
01:15:59It's special!
01:16:00Try to fight you!
01:16:01Woo-hoo!
01:16:02Stronger faith, class family.
01:16:05Choose under quem's the trajectory.
01:16:09Woo!
01:16:10You!
01:16:11You!
01:16:12And you...
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