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Matrimony (2025) – FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait.
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:29Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:30I tried to get along with you.
00:01:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:33Right back at you.
00:01:34I fucking hate you.
00:01:35I fucking hate you more.
00:01:36I fucking hate you more.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:39Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:45I hate you more!
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:07Again.
00:02:11To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:17It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:02:25I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:44Hey, James.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I'm the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:26Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:03:38And don't be late.
00:03:40Bye, Dad.
00:03:42Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:02Eww.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:40No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I...
00:04:57couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, it's too late.
00:05:20He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:47Hey.
00:05:48You okay?
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:50Um...
00:05:51But...
00:05:52I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:16Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:24But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this.
00:06:38Together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:33Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh, make something nice.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51Don't sit.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissimo.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:04Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well.
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:04Not half bad.
00:09:05I mean, it's fine.
00:09:06Whatever.
00:09:07Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:09Or not.
00:09:10I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:12You work for my dad.
00:09:13You have to do what I say.
00:09:14You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:16Just a few more pictures.
00:09:17I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:18I don't need Tinder.
00:09:19I'm an underwear model.
00:09:20My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:21Whatever.
00:09:22Pour me another.
00:09:23I told you, I'm-
00:09:24Now.
00:09:25Fine.
00:09:26Fine.
00:09:29Let's go.
00:09:30I don't know.
00:09:32It's fine.
00:09:33Let's go.
00:09:34Why don't you have to do me a little bit more?
00:09:35I don't have to do anything.
00:09:36I'm a little bit more.
00:09:37I'm gonna try to do the whole night.
00:09:38You work for my dad.
00:09:39You have to do what I say.
00:09:40You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:41Just a few more pictures.
00:09:42I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:44I don't need Tinder.
00:09:46I'm an underwear model.
00:09:47My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:48Whatever.
00:09:50Pour me another.
00:09:51I told you, I'm-
00:09:52Now.
00:09:54see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole you crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia whoa what's wrong
00:10:20I asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out I'm sorry Romulus but your son is a prick
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving no no please I apologize my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right and that's why I invited you to put forward it please all right just have a seat
00:10:39all right and I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night won't you son
00:10:43so Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay I want the business
00:11:02I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well it's nothing crazy no you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:32you have to grow up before you can run out business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match we hate each other at least I do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44I see there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know my wife and I we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy when you first met
00:11:59yeah I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool huh but
00:12:03I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:10as if
00:12:12Romulus isn't there another way
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it going to be
00:12:31what's it going to be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:39for Betsy
00:12:41Angelo
00:12:45it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not going to agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're going to lose the business
00:12:54and you're also going to lose your inheritance
00:12:57what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it fine
00:13:03I'll do it
00:13:04now let's just go into the office now
00:13:08the lawyers have already drafted the contract
00:13:11son we're going to need some champagne
00:13:14you're in my mind
00:13:16try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you it's going to be a big one for the ages too
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but well it can't do any good if word got out to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:45that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48I hope we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:26I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:28fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31so this is Michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a Michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:49whoa
00:15:11what
00:15:12what's this
00:15:13put it in the trash
00:15:14this isn't trash
00:15:16these are my sisters
00:15:17she's an artist
00:15:18so put them in your room
00:15:19I said you could live here
00:15:21not decorate
00:15:21oh I'm sorry
00:15:22is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:24that's man thong
00:15:26it's trademarked
00:15:28look
00:15:32I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:33if this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back
00:15:35we're throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:36it's electric
00:15:38oh by the way
00:15:45this is gonna work
00:15:47you might want to start wearing that
00:15:49gee thanks
00:15:52welcome
00:15:53you're getting married
00:16:02you're getting married
00:16:02shh Betsy
00:16:03don't tell the whole world
00:16:04sorry Amelia
00:16:06it's just
00:16:07it's not like you
00:16:09you're saying we're
00:16:11reserved
00:16:12safe
00:16:13like I always taught you
00:16:16well
00:16:18things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:21and besides
00:16:23Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:26so
00:16:27I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:28Michelangelo
00:16:30the ninja turtle
00:16:32well
00:16:33Michelangelo
00:16:35Dino Valeno
00:16:37maybe you've heard of him
00:16:38Michelangelo Dino Valeno
00:16:40shh
00:16:42socialite animal
00:16:46like start a hundred
00:16:48canceled bravo shows
00:16:49how did you even meet
00:16:51his dad is one of my clients
00:16:53it's
00:16:55been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:57he's so
00:16:59toxic
00:17:01speak
00:17:02speak of the devil
00:17:03oh yeah
00:17:06you know
00:17:08that's probably
00:17:09an old issue
00:17:10this is a doctor's office
00:17:11Amelia
00:17:14Betsy Carlisle
00:17:17doctor's ready
00:17:19we'll talk about this later
00:17:31ready to get wet baby
00:17:45we're already wet
00:17:48where did that come from
00:18:05nice place
00:18:18I love the artwork
00:18:19nice place
00:18:31I love the artwork
00:18:33thanks
00:18:34finally
00:18:35oh good taste
00:18:37no I'm good
00:18:40you had plenty at dinner
00:18:42more for me
00:18:44you know
00:18:48if you like it down here
00:18:50you should see the bedroom
00:18:52who are you?
00:19:04who are you?
00:19:06Chantel this is
00:19:08Amelia
00:19:09my roommate
00:19:11whatever
00:19:14can you guys just keep it down
00:19:16I have work
00:19:16tomorrow morning
00:19:17this is my house?
00:19:19we will be
00:19:21as loud as we want to be
00:19:22scream
00:19:23at the top of our lungs
00:19:25you've got to be kidding me
00:19:28what's wrong dog walker
00:19:29who's jealous
00:19:31jealous?
00:19:32I'm not jealous
00:19:33sweet dreams
00:19:37I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:46how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:49even if he is kind of hot
00:19:51see you later
00:20:10and um
00:20:12don't worry about last night
00:20:14sorry
00:20:16I had one too many to drink
00:20:18it won't happen again
00:20:19better not
00:20:20how's the hangover
00:20:32roomie?
00:20:34not now
00:20:35my head's killing me
00:20:36we need to talk about last night
00:20:37no
00:20:38what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:44monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:46but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:49and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:53fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:55my sister needs this money
00:20:58my sister needs this money
00:21:03michelangelo
00:21:04and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:06paparazzi
00:21:07find out about this
00:21:09then the contract is violated
00:21:10then neither of us
00:21:12then neither of us get what we want
00:21:18yeah no shit
00:21:19I'm serious
00:21:20get what we want
00:21:21yeah no shit
00:21:22I'm serious
00:21:23don't screw this up
00:21:26don't screw this up
00:21:28I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:32I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:35I know what I'm doing
00:21:36dog walker
00:21:37I know what I'm doing
00:21:39dog walker
00:21:41and just so we're clear
00:21:42I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:44and just so we're clear
00:21:45I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:47whenever I want
00:21:48whenever I want
00:21:49fine
00:21:51do whatever you want
00:21:52sorry
00:21:54it's a bit harsh
00:21:58I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I'm just really... really... I'm over. I'm over.
00:22:13That could have gone better. That could have gone better.
00:22:17Hey, baby. Hey, baby. You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia. You're rich. You don't have to keep working, Amelia. You're rich now.
00:22:37I know. I like it. I know. I like it.
00:22:41Ah, that's good to hear. You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son. Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:55Oh, fine. Yeah, we're... oh.
00:23:01Fine. Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right. Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:07All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:14But I... I promise.
00:23:16I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah, you're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gooch.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:36It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:39It's just to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:51Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:57All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59I should make a reality show.
00:24:00We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:03Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:21I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:26Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I guess I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:15He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:37I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:25:59I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26You should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:32Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow.
00:26:56You'll be my extra hands.
00:26:57And we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi.
00:27:19I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:25You're engaged, remember?
00:27:26And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:49What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:56You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:11But she just worked hard.
00:28:12And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:21I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:30Break's over.
00:28:31Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:52Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:29:01you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:15Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promise we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Berlino app.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:37You know, you two are getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:29:53All right, Dad.
00:29:54So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:17And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:36How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:39It's that bad.
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:09No, I'm not.
00:31:39What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:49No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:31:53Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:56The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:00Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:08I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:10Hold on.
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey.
00:32:23Look who's right on time.
00:32:24Nice.
00:32:25Where's Amelia?
00:32:27She's sick.
00:32:29She can't make it.
00:32:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:36Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some...
00:32:39Give her some nice soup.
00:32:40All right.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:45Poor thing.
00:32:46Okay, Dad.
00:32:47See you in the office.
00:32:49Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:58I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:00Hey.
00:33:01It's Michael Landy with Dean Levino.
00:33:10Do you still track people?
00:33:12Wow!
00:33:13Amelia!
00:33:14Hi.
00:33:15You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:19Without a dog.
00:33:20Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:21I kinda panicked.
00:33:22Wow. Amelia. Hi. You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog. Sorry. I don't come to
00:33:38concerts often. I kind of panicked. No worries. I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer
00:33:43kind of place. Yeah. But you're drinking for free tonight. Talk to the bartender. Wow. The IP
00:33:50treatment. You look like one. Thanks, Jamie. Hey, lover boy. We're on. Gotta go. Find me in the green room after. Hope you like it. Break a leg, lover boy.
00:34:20All the little things that I'm not showing. You know what I want, babe. Rock stars are so much better
00:34:27than underwear models. All I do. You know what I want, babe. You know what I want, babe.
00:34:37Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson. One more, please.
00:34:44But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:58Jake, you guys are great. You really think so? I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who? You don't know the strokes.
00:35:10Are they older? I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's alright. Lots of stuff to do with you, too.
00:35:21You want some of them to drink? Yeah. Thank you.
00:35:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but
00:35:38I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:41That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job,
00:35:45focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:58A cat person?
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight. I just want to relax. Have a good time.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that.
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:21Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common.
00:36:24Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:26What the heck? I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:36:35Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:51What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:36:58He's not. You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:01Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude. Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster. She's my fiance.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:12Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:17I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not Jake.
00:37:24This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:33I can't believe you did that.
00:37:34After your high and mighty speech.
00:37:35You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:36Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:37Just an Italian American psycho.
00:37:38I'm not following you around.
00:37:39You know what? I get it.
00:37:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:42Me jealous?
00:37:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:45Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:37:48I am more than a dog walker.
00:37:49I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:37:50I have a name.
00:37:51Wait, what are you doing?
00:37:52That is an original.
00:37:53I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:37:55Oh, fine. I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome and get another one.
00:37:58I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit.
00:38:05That's from the Renaissance. You're history's worst nightmare.
00:38:06I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract.
00:38:08For an arranged marriage. Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:15You are such a simpleton.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:18Oh.
00:38:19Oh.
00:38:20Oh.
00:38:21Oh.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Oh.
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00:38:25Oh.
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00:38:59Oh.
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:01Oh.
00:39:02Oh.
00:39:03Oh. Oh.
00:39:04It's true that you're dead inside my heart
00:39:09Wish I didn't get it, but what do you want to say?
00:39:15What do you want to say?
00:39:18What do you want to say?
00:39:36What do you want to say?
00:39:41Where am I? Who's spooning me?
00:39:59Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:04Michelangelo?
00:40:08Dog walker
00:40:10Oh, I forgot we did that last night
00:40:14Must have been all those free beers
00:40:16Uh huh
00:40:18We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened
00:40:24If that's what you want
00:40:26Definitely
00:40:28Um, I have to go to work
00:40:32I should get up too
00:40:36Oh, my head
00:40:38There's Pedialine in the fridge
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis
00:40:42Of course
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise
00:40:48Well, you look great
00:40:50Thanks
00:40:52I don't feel great
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:40:58You, on the other hand
00:41:00Are glowing today
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:04So...
00:41:06Michelangelo and I had sex last night
00:41:08Wait
00:41:10For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah
00:41:14We're taking it slow
00:41:16Michelangelo
00:41:18The male gigolo
00:41:20Is taking it slow
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him
00:41:24And...
00:41:26How was it?
00:41:28Well...
00:41:30Really bad, right?
00:41:32I knew it
00:41:34Actually...
00:41:36It was the best sex I ever had
00:41:38Well, that explains the glow
00:41:40I am happy for you, sis
00:41:44Physical chemistry is important
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:41:50I don't get it
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike
00:41:53And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:41:55I feel like...
00:41:56Like an arcade game
00:41:57And he just keeps getting the high score
00:41:58Again and again and...
00:42:00You get the picture
00:42:02Hey
00:42:06Opposites attract
00:42:07I mean...
00:42:08That's why you guys love each other so much
00:42:11Because you're so different
00:42:13Something like that
00:42:23Here comes
00:42:24Right on the schedule
00:42:26Dog walkers in love with me
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy
00:42:30Weird
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:44What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover
00:42:55Hey, I...
00:42:56I'd like to hang out tonight
00:42:57Maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:43:01Hey, unfortunately something came up
00:43:14I...
00:43:15I can't make it tonight
00:43:19Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:24I...
00:43:25We should talk...
00:43:38We should talk...
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:49We should talk about Leslie.
00:43:54I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it.
00:44:07You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl.
00:44:13I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:18Okay, I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:31And frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:33You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:41Wait.
00:44:43Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night...
00:44:56I don't know how.
00:44:58I don't know why.
00:45:00That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:02Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:19You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:28I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia.
00:45:35Please.
00:45:37Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:40I felt it too.
00:45:40So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:45:51I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:52I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:53I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:54I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:55I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:56I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:57I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:58I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:59I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:00I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:01I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:02I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:03I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:05I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:06I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:07I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:08I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:09I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:10I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:11so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:46:31shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump
00:46:39super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk
00:46:44off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat you know when you're not acting like a complete
00:46:54douchebag you're not so bad thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this
00:47:05good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:47:13you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:47:52i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:48:00this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:48:06dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw
00:48:13us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:48:21dina volino i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need
00:48:28to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:36well we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:48:42come on gucci let's go
00:48:45cats are awesome
00:48:50that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:00maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing
00:49:04oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother
00:49:10for me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:15yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park
00:49:22mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get her lover boy
00:49:29so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:49:54your dainty hands
00:49:59do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:02no i like my work
00:50:05what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:50:08have fun
00:50:10you're right i should work less
00:50:13if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:21fetch gucci
00:50:24i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:50:40grazie have a good night mr dino
00:50:48what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:55but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:51:00you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:08i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:13i'm kidding this is for us why don't you get us a coarse script what else is in the back
00:51:20just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25that was so good
00:51:41that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:51:46italy even though i don't know how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:51:49making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:51:59i've never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray
00:52:05she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:19we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:26i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:52:35i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:43it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:52:47just don't tell tmz what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13.
00:52:58it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:06i don't want to lose her too
00:53:10i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them
00:53:22well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:28is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:53:44i don't know how to make the machine work
00:53:46hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:53no thank you me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:54:01ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:54:03what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:12touche
00:54:14there you go okay bye bye
00:54:17love you love you love you too
00:54:31sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon
00:54:36talk about it later yeah okay uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in
00:54:47love with me
00:54:53look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh
00:55:03let's try one oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh
00:55:10yeah even got one for big brother right there come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we
00:55:21got to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting
00:55:26for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold
00:55:33play right dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood oh well all right then we'll book uh the
00:55:41magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding like this what something wrong with familiar no everything is great
00:55:55it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's our thing
00:56:03it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable wow i never thought of that
00:56:11you know you have a very good point there i'm very impressed you've never acted like this
00:56:19with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:56:25sounds like you might be falling in love love
00:56:27love yeah i don't know he's cute all right all right change of deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad
00:56:47so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:57:17would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:57:24that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating i brought
00:57:33prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:57:44is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:50i will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two
00:57:56it's not michelangelo let's see
00:58:00it's me i have to tell you something
00:58:08i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:58:16it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you actually he's not that bad
00:58:26i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need to get you out of there
00:58:33betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard what he did
00:58:44to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's not actually
00:58:51like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:58:58if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah meet him
00:59:11maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please
00:59:16me just give him the chance fine yes only one yes
00:59:26you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:31you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:36thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:59:42michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
00:59:50mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:54have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
01:00:09it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:19nice to finally meet you let's see
01:00:26so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
01:00:35how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
01:00:40were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
01:00:47that much on a drink
01:00:518.99 at ralph's it's delicious
01:00:55this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:01:17you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:01:33so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this
01:01:52relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
01:01:57that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:02:06that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious let's
01:02:11see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:02:20anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared
01:02:35about emilia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your
01:02:42finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no wonder
01:02:47emilia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me like
01:02:52that emilia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best
01:03:05interests no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:11she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:15and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't
01:03:20talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right to
01:03:27insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me
01:03:33you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent
01:03:37more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her
01:03:42she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you
01:03:47a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong emilia
01:03:54i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the
01:04:00fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:12we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:04:17happens when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right
01:04:29thing you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can
01:04:38talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit
01:04:45mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't
01:04:54think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told
01:05:00the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:09get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage to
01:05:20follow me to the echoplex the other day see he could have a sniper on us
01:05:30it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:39you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:06:05you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:10nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:23okay let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am
01:06:38i'm sorry i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:53amelia broke up with me
01:06:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:05never in a million years did i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:08fucking devastated
01:07:26amelia
01:07:26oh hi dad
01:07:31gucci's gone
01:07:33i'll be right there
01:07:42romulus
01:07:46well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and then all of a
01:07:51this isn't he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:58cole we can help you find him
01:08:01yeah
01:08:01right
01:08:02oh good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:08:12gucci gucci gucci
01:08:14hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:08:19oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:08:23where were you i had to stop for late night delivery of mastriani's
01:08:27it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:33smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto yeah that's it
01:08:42amelia
01:08:53gucci
01:08:57uh
01:08:59gucci's
01:09:00gucci's
01:09:00gucci's
01:09:02we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:06we're never gonna find him
01:09:07don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:14see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:20he's really there for his dad
01:09:23he's really there for his dad his dad's dog
01:09:26so you approve now they didn't say that
01:09:31gucci
01:09:32gucci
01:09:35gucci my boy's back
01:09:38okay okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:09:50i might have possibly misjudged you a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:10:09they just leave out part of the story amelia can we talk
01:10:15please
01:10:19amelia can we talk please okay
01:10:28amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:10:44and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:10:47i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:10:55thanks for saying that i needed to hear that and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:04you're not one i'm still learning new things about you most of them are good i'm happy
01:11:14we signed the contract
01:11:17i'm not
01:11:20you're not what do you mean
01:11:24amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you and i don't want some silly piece
01:11:34of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:11:37i want to know that our love is real
01:11:41dad what is it son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:11:49why son
01:11:51i want to ask her to ask her to marry me and not because of some legal obligation
01:11:59but because she wants to
01:12:01consider our contracts null and void
01:12:08amelia
01:12:16what will it be
01:12:18will you marry me
01:12:22will you marry me
01:12:26yes
01:12:28i'll marry you
01:12:30you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:12:47and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:12:50look at me
01:12:52i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:12:55all right all right you two
01:12:58that's enough all right
01:13:00we spent this whole night together
01:13:02come over to my place all right
01:13:04we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:13:07hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:10i think i can get used to it
01:13:12and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:13:14all right i want to hear from everybody involved
01:13:17especially uh cold play
01:13:20we're not getting cold play dad
01:13:21it was worth a try
01:13:23and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:13:39and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:13:51amelia
01:13:56even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together
01:14:02i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:14:09i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:14:14i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and
01:14:25in return i promise
01:14:29to be patient
01:14:32and a loving husband
01:14:34as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:14:38amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:14:47i love you so much
01:14:50i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model
01:15:00but here we are
01:15:02michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell
01:15:06and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:15:08something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:15:10and although we haven't spent much time together
01:15:18it feels like a lifetime
01:15:20in a good way
01:15:21i know your mom would be proud of you
01:15:24ti amo michelangelo
01:15:25i love you
01:15:26with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:15:30and the city of beverly hills
01:15:31i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:15:34you may kiss your bride
01:15:36thanks
01:15:45i'm betsy
01:15:47amelia's sister
01:15:48i'm jake
01:15:50another dog walker
01:15:51it's crazy
01:15:53you know given my sister
01:15:55i always been more of a cat person
01:15:57me too
01:15:59me too
01:16:02oh
01:16:04oh
01:16:16yeah
01:16:17me too
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