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00:00:00Just keep it down, I have work tomorrow morning.

00:00:02Sorry.

00:00:03Hey, Amelia.

00:00:06Looks like someone needs OB in school.

00:00:09Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:00:11You sarty.

00:00:12ASSHOLE!

00:00:13CRAZY BITCH!

00:00:14You told her?!

00:00:15She's my sister!

00:00:16I don't care that violates our agreement!

00:00:18HAP!

00:00:19WHAT THE FUCK?!

00:00:23My clanza?

00:00:24Dog walker.

00:00:26You're such a hypocrite.

00:00:27I wish I'd never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:29I fucking hate you.

00:00:31I fucking hate you more!

00:00:39I wasn't...

00:00:41Well...

00:00:42I have the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:00:47Wait, what are you doing?

00:00:48That isn't original!

00:00:49I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:00:52Oh, FINE!

00:00:53I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to Ancient Room, and get another one!

00:00:56I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion,

00:00:59you're treating me like shit!

00:01:02That's one of the renaissance!

00:01:03You are history's worst nightmare!

00:01:05I tried to make this work with you.

00:01:06We signed a contract!

00:01:07FOR AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE!

00:01:09Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:01:12You are such a simpleton!

00:01:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:01:19Well, at least I'm not a spoiled rat!

00:01:21I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!

00:01:24I wish I'd never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:01:26Right back at you!

00:01:28I fucking hate you!

00:01:30I fucking hate you more!

00:01:33Magic.

00:01:36Magic.

00:01:36We trois.

00:01:40We'll be从み frances!

00:01:52So, you were arrested.

00:01:55Again.

00:01:56to be fair

00:01:59we thought it was illegal to swim there

00:02:01there is a fence around that reservoir

00:02:04it says here that you're broken

00:02:06using bolt cutters

00:02:08if I had known you invited me or you'd like me

00:02:12I would keep

00:02:14good boy

00:02:20oh

00:02:22come on Gucci let's go

00:02:28hey really

00:02:30oh you do

00:02:32come on Gucci let's go

00:02:38you know every time the paparazzi

00:02:44catch you acting crazy

00:02:46it reflects on me

00:02:48it reflects on the company that your mother and I

00:02:50built without her hands

00:02:53the same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle

00:02:56I make my own money

00:02:57see see

00:02:59underwear modeling load

00:03:02I am the spokesperson for man bone

00:03:04that means free underwear for life

00:03:06for life

00:03:07some parents may be proud

00:03:09yeah other parents will be proud if you went to your real job now and then

00:03:13you are next up to be CEO

00:03:16deal for real cosmetic

00:03:18now can I get into that job

00:03:20if you keep acting like a Kardashian

00:03:22huh

00:03:23don't forget the meeting this afternoon

00:03:27alright

00:03:27don't be late

00:03:28bye dad

00:03:31excuse me

00:03:41I don't know

00:03:49I don't know my Gucci

00:03:51come on when the clients will just grow up

00:03:54you just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl

00:03:59what are you doing

00:04:01good one Ramos

00:04:04these are great

00:04:22I still don't have what I'm looking for

00:04:25do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:04:27no problem

00:04:28cool

00:04:29let's take five

00:04:30and then I want to see you in that leopard print

00:04:32hi

00:04:37hi

00:04:37my pleasure

00:04:39Sean

00:04:40nice to meet you

00:04:41I

00:04:42couldn't notice how hot you were

00:04:45I've got tickets to the premiere

00:04:47hold on

00:04:51hey dad

00:04:54where the hell were ya?

00:04:56dad I'm in a photo shoot

00:04:58you're supposed to be at the office

00:05:01Gepetto came here all the way from Milano

00:05:03I could be later

00:05:05that's true that he's back on the plane again

00:05:07well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot

00:05:09Michelangelo you are 31 years old

00:05:12you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager

00:05:15you could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now

00:05:19you interned

00:05:20you went to business school

00:05:21you

00:05:21you have potential

00:05:23okay

00:05:24but you say you wanna be

00:05:25the CEO

00:05:26well you're gonna have to prove it

00:05:27because so far

00:05:28I ain't seen the ante for you

00:05:31bye then

00:05:33hey

00:05:37you okay

00:05:38yeah

00:05:40um

00:05:41but

00:05:41I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight

00:05:49so

00:05:57it's a

00:05:58really rare form

00:06:01of cancer

00:06:02luckily

00:06:04my doctors did catch it early

00:06:06oh my god

00:06:07there is an experimental treatment

00:06:10but it's really expensive

00:06:13and it sure is to cover it

00:06:16don't worry about that

00:06:18I have money saved

00:06:20I'll find the rest

00:06:22we will figure this out

00:06:23okay

00:06:23we're gonna get through this

00:06:25together

00:06:26thank you

00:06:27yeah

00:06:28ciao

00:06:41what's wrong

00:06:48I'm sorry

00:06:54this is

00:06:55forget about it

00:06:56I'm sorry about your sister

00:06:58the treatments are just really expensive

00:07:01I have the savings

00:07:02for my doggy daycare

00:07:04my dream

00:07:05but

00:07:06it's only enough for one treatment

00:07:10and who knows how many she's gonna need

00:07:12Bessie practically raised us

00:07:14after her parents passed

00:07:17I have to do anything for her

00:07:19Amelia

00:07:22I think I might know how to get you that money

00:07:26you do?

00:07:27mm-hmm

00:07:28come back

00:07:29tonight

00:07:30and

00:07:31where's something nice?

00:07:40oh

00:07:45Amelia

00:07:46you look bellissimo

00:07:47except for dog hair

00:07:51come with me

00:07:54I have someone I want you to meet

00:07:56are they from Italy?

00:07:58yes

00:07:59yes

00:08:00of course

00:08:00everything's from Italy

00:08:01well

00:08:04Amelia

00:08:05meet

00:08:05my glad you're

00:08:06my son

00:08:07I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday

00:08:10mm-hmm

00:08:11yeah

00:08:12aren't you the clean lady?

00:08:14I'm a dog walker

00:08:15oh I'm so defensive

00:08:17I wasn't

00:08:19well

00:08:24suppose I'll let you two

00:08:25get acquainted

00:08:26I have some money for your business

00:08:28to do

00:08:28why don't you give yourself

00:08:29a glass of tea though

00:08:31I'll be really happy

00:08:32and we'll ask you

00:08:34huh

00:08:37do you want to do me a favor?

00:08:48what

00:08:48exactly

00:08:49how does it look?

00:08:58not half bad

00:08:59I mean

00:09:00it's fine

00:09:01whatever

00:09:02let's do some sexies

00:09:07okay

00:09:07or not

00:09:09I don't feel like being your photographer all night

00:09:12you work for my dad

00:09:13you don't have to do what I say

00:09:14you don't look like Romulus to me

00:09:16just a few more pictures

00:09:19I'm not here to update your Tinder profile

00:09:21I don't need Tinder

00:09:22I'm an underwear model

00:09:24my demons are

00:09:24blooded like Florida Hurricane

00:09:26whatever

00:09:28for me another

00:09:34I told you

00:09:35I told you

00:09:35see dog walker

00:09:47that wasn't so hard

00:09:49what the fuck

00:09:53this is a funny product

00:09:55oh

00:09:59apple

00:10:00where is it bitch

00:10:02what's wrong

00:10:07I asked her to pour me another drink

00:10:10and she flipped out

00:10:11I'm sorry Romulus

00:10:13but your son is a prick

00:10:14I'm going to be leaving

00:10:15no no no please

00:10:15I apologize

00:10:17my son is just immature

00:10:19alright

00:10:20and that's why

00:10:21I need you

00:10:21put it forward

00:10:23please

00:10:24alright

00:10:25just have a seat

00:10:26alright

00:10:27I promise

00:10:27he'll be on his best behavior

00:10:29for the rest of the night

00:10:30won't you son

00:10:30so

00:10:32Millie needs money

00:10:33to pay for her sister's

00:10:35past treatment

00:10:35cancer

00:10:37and you need to settle down

00:10:41and prove that you're worthy

00:10:42of running the family business

00:10:44make my own money

00:10:45okay

00:10:47I want the business

00:10:49I think we can

00:10:52make a deal

00:10:53whereby everyone

00:10:55gets what they want

00:10:56what kind of deal

00:10:58well

00:11:00it's nothing crazy

00:11:01you know

00:11:02you two just have to get married

00:11:04that's all

00:11:05what

00:11:06what

00:11:09Romulus

00:11:10what are you saying

00:11:11I can't marry the male Paris Hilton

00:11:13yeah

00:11:14and I can't marry someone

00:11:15who picks up dog crap

00:11:16for a living

00:11:16well at least I don't pose

00:11:18in my tidy writings for money

00:11:19gosh look

00:11:21look

00:11:21you have to grow up

00:11:23before you can go out of business

00:11:24and the best way to do that

00:11:26is to get married

00:11:27we're not even a match

00:11:28we hate each other

00:11:30at least I do

00:11:31obviously

00:11:31but see

00:11:33there's something in common already

00:11:35look you know

00:11:36my wife and I

00:11:38we were opposites

00:11:39oh

00:11:40we were like

00:11:40pizza

00:11:41and

00:11:41Hawaiian pizza

00:11:43she should roll me crazy

00:11:45when we first met

00:11:46I know you're probably thinking

00:11:49I'm just some old fool

00:11:50huh

00:11:50but

00:11:50I don't have to think

00:11:52of two and seven years

00:11:53you two have

00:11:55cat sweet

00:11:56yeah

00:11:56like a nuclear ball

00:11:58as if

00:11:59Romulus

00:12:00isn't there another way

00:12:01I don't want to be miserable

00:12:03for the rest of my life

00:12:04I mean

00:12:04you do want to help your sister

00:12:06don't you

00:12:06well you'll be able to

00:12:08afford the treatment

00:12:09if you just

00:12:10agree to this arrangement

00:12:11what's it going to be

00:12:18what's it going to be

00:12:22fine

00:12:25I'll do it

00:12:27for Betsy

00:12:29Angela

00:12:32it's not polite

00:12:34to keep a lovely lady waiting

00:12:36if you're not going to

00:12:37agree to marry her

00:12:38then

00:12:39you're going to

00:12:41lose the business

00:12:42and you're also

00:12:43going to lose

00:12:44your inheritance

00:12:45what the hell dad

00:12:46fuck it

00:12:50fine

00:12:51I'll do it

00:12:52now

00:12:52let's just

00:12:53go into the office now

00:12:55the boys have already

00:12:57drafted the contract

00:12:58and

00:12:58son

00:12:59we're going to need

00:13:00some

00:13:00champagne

00:13:01you will be engaged

00:13:09for a period of 30 days

00:13:11followed by a

00:13:12wedding

00:13:13planned by me

00:13:14and I'll tell you

00:13:15it's going to be a big one

00:13:16for the ages too

00:13:17I love the Hollywood

00:13:19balls now

00:13:19boys

00:13:20anyway

00:13:21you must move in together

00:13:23immediately

00:13:24to avoid

00:13:24your suspicion

00:13:25you know

00:13:25look there's nothing wrong

00:13:27with an arranged marriage

00:13:29but

00:13:29well

00:13:30it can't do any good

00:13:31if word got out to the public

00:13:32right

00:13:33so this has to be

00:13:34our own secret

00:13:35all we agreed

00:13:37sure

00:13:39all right

00:13:40sign of you

00:13:41soon

00:14:00day

00:14:00to the new couple

00:14:02so

00:14:12your place or mine

00:14:14I'm staying at a doghouse

00:14:16fine

00:14:17then we'll stay

00:14:18so

00:14:29this is

00:14:30michelangelo's place

00:14:31it's like a museum

00:14:33in here

00:14:34a michelangelo

00:14:35museum

00:14:36ugh

00:14:48what's

00:14:52what's this

00:14:53put it in the trash

00:14:54this isn't trash

00:14:56these are my sisters

00:14:57she's an artist

00:14:57so put them in your room

00:14:59I said you could live here

00:15:01not decorate

00:15:01oh I'm sorry

00:15:02is it clashing with your

00:15:04banana hammock

00:15:04that manthal

00:15:06it's straightened

00:15:07look

00:15:12I gotta go meet somebody

00:15:13if it isn't clean

00:15:14about the time I get back

00:15:15we'll throw it all in the fireplace

00:15:16it's electric

00:15:18oh

00:15:24by the way

00:15:25this is gonna work

00:15:27you might want to start wearing that

00:15:29gee thanks

00:15:32welcome

00:15:33you're getting married

00:15:42shh

00:15:42Betsy

00:15:43don't tell the whole world

00:15:44sorry

00:15:46Amelia

00:15:46it's just

00:15:48it's just like you

00:15:49you're somewhere

00:15:51reserved

00:15:52safe

00:15:54like I always taught you

00:15:56well

00:15:58things change when you find out your sister had cancer

00:16:01and besides

00:16:03michelangelo offered to help pay to the area read this

00:16:06so

00:16:07I'm looking at this quick puzzle

00:16:09michelangelo

00:16:10the nigga

00:16:12girl

00:16:12no

00:16:13michelangelo

00:16:15dino

00:16:16volino

00:16:17maybe you've

00:16:17heard of him

00:16:18michelangelo

00:16:20dino volino

00:16:20shh

00:16:21shh

00:16:22pf

00:16:25so

00:16:26time

00:16:26he made

00:16:27work

00:16:27like

00:16:27start a hundred

00:16:28capable

00:16:28bravo shows

00:16:29how'd you even meet

00:16:31his dad was one of my clients

00:16:33it's been a whirlwind of romance

00:16:38he's so

00:16:40poctic

00:16:41speak of the devil

00:16:43oh yeah

00:16:46you know that's probably an old issue

00:16:50this is a doctor's office

00:16:51Amelia

00:16:54Betsy Kyle

00:16:57doctor's ready

00:16:59we'll talk all this later

00:17:02we're already in the weather

00:17:25we're already in

00:17:28where did that come from

00:17:58nice place

00:18:12I love the artwork

00:18:14thanks

00:18:15finally

00:18:16ooh good taste

00:18:18don't get it

00:18:21you had plenty of dinner

00:18:22more for me

00:18:24more for me

00:18:28you know

00:18:28if you like down here

00:18:30you should see the bedroom

00:18:32who are you?

00:18:46who are you?

00:18:48Chantal this is Amelia

00:18:50my roommate

00:18:52roommate

00:18:52whatever

00:18:55can you guys just keep it down

00:18:56I have work tomorrow morning

00:18:58this is my house

00:19:00we will be as loud as we want to be

00:19:03scream at the top of our lungs

00:19:05you've got to be kidding me

00:19:08drunk dog walker

00:19:10who's jealous

00:19:11jealous I'm not jealous

00:19:14sweet dreams

00:19:18I can't believe he said I was jealous

00:19:26how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him

00:19:29even if he is kind of hot

00:19:31I can't believe he said I was jealous

00:19:48see you later

00:19:51and um

00:19:53don't worry about last night

00:19:55sorry

00:19:56I had one too many to drink

00:19:58it won't happen again

00:19:59better not

00:20:00how's the hangover?

00:20:13roomie

00:20:14not now

00:20:15my head's killing me

00:20:17we needed to talk about last night

00:20:18no

00:20:18well we need to do the order of $3.8 home for us

00:20:21I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos

00:20:25monogamy wasn't in the contract

00:20:27but

00:20:27your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage

00:20:30and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me

00:20:33fine

00:20:34I'll have her sign an ADA

00:20:35just keep my phone

00:20:36my sister needs this money

00:20:39Michelangelo

00:20:40and if the paparazzi find out about this

00:20:42then the contract is violated

00:20:44then neither of us get what we want

00:20:45yeah no shit

00:20:46I'm serious

00:20:48don't screw this up

00:20:50I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager

00:20:54I don't know what I'm doing

00:20:55dog walker

00:20:56you just don't work there

00:20:58I will fuck whoever I want

00:21:00whenever I want

00:21:01whenever I want

00:21:02fine

00:21:04do whatever you want

00:21:05sorry

00:21:07it's a bit harsh

00:21:09just really

00:21:10hung over

00:21:13that could have gone better

00:21:16hey baby

00:21:23you know you don't have to keep working

00:21:25you're rich now

00:21:27I know

00:21:29I like it

00:21:30ah it's good to hear

00:21:31you know I just hope that

00:21:33your work ethic rubs off on my son

00:21:35tell me how

00:21:37how things go between the two of you

00:21:39huh

00:21:39oh

00:21:40fine

00:21:41yeah

00:21:41we're still getting to know each other

00:21:43alright

00:21:44well give him time alright

00:21:46oh and listen

00:21:47he is not as bad as TMZ says

00:21:50alright

00:21:50forgot

00:21:51I promise

00:21:52I wouldn't be so sure

00:21:54yeah

00:21:54you're right

00:21:55well we'll see you later

00:21:57come on Gucci

00:21:59come on

00:22:00bye Gucci

00:22:01hey Amelia

00:22:05hey Jake

00:22:06Gucci no

00:22:09what

00:22:09say bad dog but

00:22:13not actually mad about this

00:22:15it's to see your close ones

00:22:17yeah

00:22:18same here

00:22:19sorry

00:22:27Gucci's um

00:22:28a bit crazy

00:22:29his whole family actually

00:22:31all these rich people are nuts

00:22:34they should make a reality show

00:22:36rural dog owners of Beverly Hills

00:22:38do you want to walk together

00:22:42let these two get to know each other

00:22:44yeah

00:22:45I'd like that

00:22:49so

00:22:52how long have you been in a dog walk

00:22:54a couple months

00:22:56I like it

00:22:57I had a bunch of terrible gigs before

00:22:59barista

00:23:00Uber driver

00:23:02delivery guy

00:23:04movie actor

00:23:05you were in a movie

00:23:07actually it was a toothpaste commercial

00:23:09just trying to impress you

00:23:10how about you

00:23:12how long have you been doing this

00:23:14I don't know

00:23:15my whole life I guess

00:23:17it started as a summer job

00:23:18and then I turned it into my own business

00:23:21I want to open a doggy daycare someday

00:23:23wow

00:23:24this is really like dogs

00:23:26well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes

00:23:29if you want to hang out with this human sometime

00:23:34my band's playing the Echoplex tonight

00:23:36do you want to go?

00:23:40I kind of have to admit I

00:23:41had a crush on you

00:23:43you did?

00:23:45yeah

00:23:47I still do

00:23:49he's cute

00:23:53I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged

00:23:56then again

00:23:58that fuckboy has been out having fun

00:24:00I'd love to go to the concert

00:24:05hell yeah

00:24:06I mean uh

00:24:08regular

00:24:09yeah

00:24:10I know it's risky

00:24:14but

00:24:15I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo

00:24:17I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show

00:24:19hey what's your ring?

00:24:24um

00:24:24it's

00:24:25just a class ring

00:24:27from high school

00:24:28looks pretty big

00:24:30it was a big school

00:24:32public schools

00:24:34am I right?

00:24:34yeah

00:24:35I mean it kind of

00:24:41looks like an engagement ring

00:24:42me?

00:24:44engaged?

00:24:45no

00:24:45are you kidding?

00:24:46I'm 24

00:24:47I'm practically still a baby

00:24:48I mean I should be

00:24:49wearing diapers

00:24:51crawling around

00:24:52drooling

00:24:53nope

00:24:53single and ready to

00:24:55tingle

00:24:55okay

00:24:57Royce pooped

00:25:01should pick it up

00:25:03where?

00:25:03I don't see it

00:25:04just over there

00:25:05just over there

00:25:06come on

00:25:08so I have to wear a suit every day?

00:25:15of course

00:25:15it's an office

00:25:16you want to be the CEO?

00:25:18you gotta look the part

00:25:19you mean like

00:25:20you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:25:22very funny

00:25:25you know I'm retiring next year

00:25:27yes I know

00:25:27that means you gotta get up to speed

00:25:30we're gonna pitamente

00:25:30so today you're gonna be my shadow

00:25:32you'll be my extra hands

00:25:33and we got a lot to do

00:25:35thank you Starbuckers

00:25:36fuck no

00:25:37come on dad

00:25:39oh my goodness

00:25:52are you okay?

00:25:53hi I'm Michael

00:25:55you're a geyser

00:26:01and this is our new palette

00:26:06it's Matt's collection

00:26:09we really like these colors

00:26:10we did them twice

00:26:11but yeah

00:26:13that's the presentation

00:26:15from me

00:26:16Michael Angelo

00:26:18what dad?

00:26:28what a dad

00:26:29it's not even lunchtime yet

00:26:31look at you

00:26:31you got so late here

00:26:32sitting around

00:26:33picking pictures of you

00:26:34all the time

00:26:35just stick with it

00:26:37will you?

00:26:38hard work does pay off

00:26:39let me just look at Amelia

00:26:41what about her?

00:26:43she comes from nothing son

00:26:44nobody taught her

00:26:45about the business

00:26:46but she just worked hard

00:26:48and now

00:26:48we're not sharing

00:26:50some money

00:26:50doing what she loves

00:26:51I guess that's impressive

00:26:53see

00:26:54see it is

00:26:55I hope she rubs off

00:26:56on you a little

00:26:57you know

00:26:58I know someone

00:26:59don't get that uptight

00:27:00break's over

00:27:07well not to die

00:27:24one day down

00:27:2640 more years to go

00:27:28now this is the time

00:27:32when you go home with Amelia

00:27:34you talk about

00:27:35the day's work

00:27:36bring you closer

00:27:38to gather

00:27:38comfort each other

00:27:40just like your mom and I

00:27:41used to do

00:27:42you know

00:27:44I'm thinking

00:27:45it's time for the world

00:27:47to meet

00:27:48Amelia

00:27:49tonight

00:27:51night?

00:27:53shit

00:27:54when am I going to tell Chateau?

00:27:56I promise we Netflix

00:27:57is a bang tonight

00:27:58the LA Zoo fundraiser

00:27:59lights, camera, bed, carpet

00:28:01perfect time to announce

00:28:03our lovely new addition

00:28:04to the

00:28:05demon over the

00:28:06of Amelia

00:28:07don't you think it's a bit

00:28:09soon yet?

00:28:10I mean

00:28:10we just signed the contract

00:28:12what's it matter?

00:28:14you two are getting along

00:28:15aren't you?

00:28:16yeah

00:28:17really starting to

00:28:18warm up to each other

00:28:20alright so it's all settled

00:28:21I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight

00:28:23in the limo

00:28:24and

00:28:24don't be late

00:28:26my dad

00:28:30so

00:28:42remind me

00:28:43why are we getting

00:28:45makeovers done again?

00:28:47because I want to do

00:28:48something nice

00:28:49for my favorite big sister

00:28:50and

00:28:52and

00:28:53you know I never slurge

00:28:55on stuff like this

00:28:56but

00:28:57since I'm part of the

00:28:58Dina Levita family now

00:28:59I think I can afford

00:29:01to let my hair down

00:29:01you better not

00:29:03let that hair down

00:29:04sorry

00:29:05just an expression

00:29:06how's it going in there?

00:29:15I'm coming out

00:29:16that bad

00:29:26I've

00:29:28never seen

00:29:29a dog walker

00:29:30look this hot

00:29:31by that dress

00:29:33ASAP

00:29:34leave me alone

00:29:39party boy

00:29:40I've got my own

00:29:41function tonight

00:29:42I've got my own

00:30:12what are you looking at?

00:30:18you're spilling all over yourself

00:30:20thanks

00:30:21I

00:30:21um

00:30:22I

00:30:23did you forget my name?

00:30:25no

00:30:26I'm just

00:30:27uh

00:30:28something

00:30:29different

00:30:30did you change your hair?

00:30:32why do you care?

00:30:33the manmore house is yours tonight

00:30:35I'm going out

00:30:35I just forgot my charger

00:30:36awesome

00:30:37thanks

00:30:38I'm taking this

00:30:42wait

00:30:43I've been calling you

00:30:44we're supposed to go to a fundraiser

00:30:45I told you

00:30:46Missy

00:30:47on

00:30:48Amelia

00:30:51all right

00:31:00hey

00:31:00look who's right on time

00:31:01nice

00:31:02where's Missy?

00:31:05she's

00:31:05sick

00:31:06she can't make it

00:31:08no

00:31:09if your fiance's sick

00:31:11you know you can't go out and party

00:31:12yeah you gotta stay home with her

00:31:15give her some

00:31:15give her some nice soup

00:31:17I'll catch both of you for the next one

00:31:19telling me that I'll shoot those best soon

00:31:22all right

00:31:22poor thing

00:31:23okay

00:31:25see you in the office

00:31:26stupid dog walker

00:31:34tricking me with her makeover

00:31:35I'll teach her to mess with my plans

00:31:37hey

00:31:45it's my

00:31:46you still track people

00:31:48wow

00:32:05Amelia

00:32:06hi

00:32:07you look like you just walked off a runway

00:32:11without a dog

00:32:12sorry

00:32:14sorry I don't come into concerts often

00:32:16I kind of panicked

00:32:17don't worry

00:32:18I should imagine this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place

00:32:21but

00:32:23your drinks were free tonight

00:32:24dog walker

00:32:26wow

00:32:27the heck you treat this

00:32:28you look like

00:32:29yes

00:32:31hey

00:32:33love you boy

00:32:34we're on

00:32:35gotta go

00:32:38I don't need a green room after

00:32:40I don't like it

00:32:42break a leg

00:32:43love you

00:32:43yes

00:32:56I don't

00:32:57know

00:32:57I won't

00:32:58baby

00:32:59oh

00:33:00the little things

00:33:02that I'm not showing

00:33:03you

00:33:04know

00:33:04what I won't

00:33:06baby

00:33:06Rockstars are so much better than underwear models.

00:33:24Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:33:30One more, please.

00:33:36But it doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:33:47Jake, you guys are great.

00:33:50You really think so?

00:33:52Nice flight when we're ripping off the straws.

00:33:54The who?

00:33:56You don't know the straws.

00:34:00Are they older? I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:34:04Yeah.

00:34:06It's alright. Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:34:10You want those on my hearing?

00:34:12Yeah. Thank you.

00:34:14So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:34:22Since I was 13.

00:34:24Played any bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.

00:34:29That's awesome.

00:34:30When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.

00:34:36You're gonna quit dog walking?

00:34:38I thought you liked it.

00:34:40I do, but it's just another game until I hit a big music.

00:34:44I didn't like dogs that much.

00:34:46I'm more of a cat person.

00:34:48A cat person?

00:34:52Who doesn't like dogs?

00:34:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:34:56I don't want to talk about one tonight.

00:34:58I just want to relax.

00:35:00Have a good time.

00:35:02You're beautiful, you know that?

00:35:04I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:35:09Now I'm not sure.

00:35:10We have nothing in common.

00:35:12Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:35:18The heck?

00:35:19I'm Pipsy.

00:35:20He's cute.

00:35:21Michelangelo had a son.

00:35:23Now I can have mine.

00:35:38Looks like someone needs a beads.

00:35:41What's going on?

00:35:42That's Michelangelo Dino Livino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.

00:35:47He's not.

00:35:48You're coming with me, dog walker.

00:35:50Don't make me get the leash.

00:35:51What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:35:53Back off, dude.

00:35:55Back off, grubby little hipster.

00:35:57She's my fiancee.

00:35:59So that wasn't an age marine.

00:36:01Jake, I can explain.

00:36:03Let's go.

00:36:05I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:36:07I'm not Jake.

00:36:09I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.

00:36:10You're such a hypocrite.

00:36:11Yeah.

00:36:12You have to be following me around.

00:36:13I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.

00:36:15You're such a hypocrite.

00:36:16all the way to fuck silver.

00:36:20And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:36:28I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.

00:36:31You're such a hypocrite.

00:36:33Yeah, well, I don't have the Papa Ross.

00:36:34He's following me around.

00:36:35He's just an Italian American psycho.

00:36:38I'm not following you around.

00:36:40You know what? I get it.

00:36:42You saw him with Shantel last night,

00:36:44and now you're jealous.

00:36:45Oh, me jealous?

00:36:47Did you see the way you were acting around Jake?

00:36:50Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:36:52I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:36:54I have a name!

00:36:56Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.

00:36:59I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:37:01Oh, fine!

00:37:03I'll just hop into my time machine, go back to Agent Room,

00:37:05and get another one.

00:37:06I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:37:09They treat me like shit!

00:37:11That's not a renaissance!

00:37:13You're a history-born nightmare!

00:37:15I tried to make this work with you.

00:37:16We signed a contract!

00:37:17For an arranged marriage!

00:37:19Did you actually think this arranged would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:37:23You are such a simpleton!

00:37:27Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:29Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:37:31I tried to get along with you.

00:37:32You brought this onto yourself.

00:37:33I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:37:35Right back at you!

00:37:37I fucking hate you.

00:37:39I fucking hate you more!

00:37:41I fucking hate you more!

00:37:49Slipped up with a penis in my heart

00:38:01I wish I didn't get it but I wish I wouldn't say

00:38:08If you want to see

00:38:10If you want to see

00:38:40Where am I?

00:38:44Who's spooning me?

00:38:47Is that Jake?

00:38:49How drunk was I?

00:38:55My clan?

00:38:57Don't walk around

00:38:57Oh

00:38:59I forgot we did that last night

00:39:02Less than all those three beers

00:39:05We don't have to talk about this

00:39:09Yeah too many drinks

00:39:11Just forget it or happen

00:39:13If that's what you want

00:39:15Definitely

00:39:16I have to go to work

00:39:21I should get up too

00:39:23Oh my head

00:39:25There's PE light in the fridge

00:39:28Thanks for coming to Texas

00:39:31Of course

00:39:32My doctor did say I needed

00:39:35Lots of exercise

00:39:37Well you look great

00:39:38Thanks

00:39:40I don't feel great

00:39:42The treatment's taking a lot out of me

00:39:45But you

00:39:47On the other hand

00:39:48Are glowing today

00:39:50What's going on?

00:39:52So

00:39:55Michelangelo and I have sex last night

00:39:57Wait

00:39:58For the first time?

00:40:02Yeah

00:40:02We're taking it slow

00:40:04Michelangelo

00:40:06The male gigolo

00:40:08Is taking it slow

00:40:09Maybe I didn't mistred him

00:40:13And

00:40:15How was it?

00:40:17Well

00:40:18Really bad

00:40:20Right?

00:40:21Anyway

00:40:21Actually

00:40:22It was the best sex I ever had

00:40:25Well

00:40:27That explains the glow

00:40:29I am happy for you sis

00:40:33Physical chemistry is important

00:40:36That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about

00:40:38I don't get it

00:40:40He and I are nothing alike

00:40:42And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons

00:40:43I feel like

00:40:44Like an arcade game

00:40:45He just keeps getting the high score

00:40:46Again and again

00:40:48And

00:40:48You get the picture

00:40:50Hey

00:40:52Opposites attract

00:40:55I mean

00:40:56That's why you guys love each other so much

00:40:59Cause you're so different

00:41:01Something like that

00:41:10Here comes

00:41:13Right on the schedule

00:41:14Dog walkers in love with me

00:41:16That's a little down easy

00:41:18Weird

00:41:20I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning

00:41:32What was that about?

00:41:34Must be the hangover

00:41:35What was that about?

00:41:40Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:42:09And why hasn't she

00:42:11Texted me yet?

00:42:32Hey

00:42:33Hi

00:42:36We should talk

00:42:39About last night

00:42:40I'm not very good with words

00:42:45Me neither

00:42:45But

00:42:46Last night I

00:42:47You don't have to say anything

00:42:48We both know it was a mistake

00:42:50And we can just go back to hate each other

00:42:53Like nothing ever happened

00:42:55I don't think you've understood

00:42:56You just listen to me

00:42:57Look

00:42:58You don't have to worry about me catching feelings

00:43:00I'm a big girl

00:43:01I've had a one night stand before

00:43:03I've never been with someone like you before

00:43:06Okay

00:43:07I get it

00:43:08I'm not one of your

00:43:09Your models

00:43:10Or your deal list actresses

00:43:12You don't have to give me some

00:43:14Big speech about

00:43:15Letting me down easily

00:43:16I know that if you would take back last night

00:43:19That you would

00:43:19I mean

00:43:20Frankly so would I

00:43:21Everything that you're driving me nuts

00:43:22You don't understand

00:43:23Let's

00:43:23Let the system take out

00:43:25And figure this thing out

00:43:26I don't need you to mansplain

00:43:28My own feelings to me

00:43:29Wait

00:43:31Did you just

00:43:32Call me Amelia?

00:43:36What happened to Dog Walker?

00:43:39I have a confession to me

00:43:40Last night

00:43:44I don't know how

00:43:46I don't know why

00:43:47But

00:43:49It was the best sex I've ever had in my life

00:43:51Really?

00:43:54Do I look like I'm lying?

00:43:56I'm not an actor

00:43:57I couldn't do reality TV

00:44:00But

00:44:01There is

00:44:02A fire

00:44:04Between us and Amelia

00:44:05Some kind of crazy

00:44:06Cosmic chemistry

00:44:08You sound like you're

00:44:11Reading a horoscope

00:44:12Amelia

00:44:13Please

00:44:15I know you felt it too

00:44:18I know you felt it

00:44:21Amelia

00:44:24Please

00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too

00:44:27I felt it too

00:44:30Somewhere we're fighting it

00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day

00:44:38Me too

00:44:51I said to get you on fire

00:45:00How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to lot fireball shots on fire?

00:45:20It's not my fault

00:45:23They should change the name

00:45:24No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht

00:45:28If you think that's funny

00:45:30Just wait until the next episode

00:45:31The captain gets super drunk off his espresso martinis

00:45:34And he almost sinks the boat

00:45:35You know

00:45:41When you're not acting like a complete oosh pad

00:45:44You're not so bad

00:45:45Thanks

00:45:47You know

00:45:49We could actually try this

00:45:51Hey

00:45:53If the sex stays this good

00:45:54I'm open for anything

00:45:55I'm serious

00:45:57The wedding's coming up

00:45:59We could give it a shot

00:46:02You mean like

00:46:03You and me

00:46:04Together together

00:46:05Why not?

00:46:07Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:46:10No

00:46:17Oh

00:46:23Gucci

00:46:24What's the rush?

00:46:30Oh

00:46:30Hey Royce

00:46:31Jake

00:46:33I'm going

00:46:34Good

00:46:36Yeah

00:46:37But the other night was kind of

00:46:40Crazy

00:46:40I know

00:46:41I could have told you about Michelangelo

00:46:44We were kind of

00:46:46In a fight

00:46:46And I'm tired for bringing you into this

00:46:49Is he always like that?

00:46:52So aggressive and controlling?

00:46:54I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that

00:46:56He was like a caveman

00:46:58Lucking home his woman

00:46:59Well I am his woman

00:47:01He saw us together and he got jealous

00:47:04And I don't blame him

00:47:06Oh my god

00:47:07Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?

00:47:11I didn't mean to cry

00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay

00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk

00:47:17Thanks Jake

00:47:19But

00:47:20I'm engaged

00:47:21Remember?

00:47:23And the only person I want to talk to is my fiance

00:47:25I don't think I had a connection

00:47:27You're a cat person

00:47:29It never would have worked

00:47:31Come on baby

00:47:33Let's go

00:47:34Cats are awesome

00:47:39Wow

00:47:39That was a

00:47:43Great presentation

00:47:45The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line

00:47:48You think so?

00:47:49Ooh

00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of the CEO thing

00:47:53Oh yeah

00:47:54Yeah

00:47:54Now listen

00:47:55I gotta fly to Paris for a few days

00:47:57You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:48:00Gucci?

00:48:01Sure

00:48:01But I mean

00:48:02Your dog's form

00:48:03You need a specialty

00:48:04Yeah

00:48:05But that's how you impress her

00:48:06You invited her for a romantic date

00:48:08At the dog park

00:48:10At the dog park

00:48:11Mmhmm

00:48:12I just texted her

00:48:13It's all set

00:48:14Now

00:48:15Go girl

00:48:17Over boy

00:48:18So

00:48:28You just throw it

00:48:30He brings it back

00:48:31You've never played fetch before?

00:48:35It's my dad's dog

00:48:36Not mine

00:48:37Let me try

00:48:39That's okay

00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands

00:48:44Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:48:51No

00:48:51I like my work

00:48:53What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:48:59You're right

00:48:59I should work less

00:49:01If nothing else

00:49:03You're letting me get closer to my little brother

00:49:05Fat Gucci

00:49:10I've got a big surprise

00:49:16A surprise?

00:49:19Just wait and see

00:49:20Grazie

00:49:29What was that?

00:49:38Special delivery from

00:49:39Mashed your own as an Italian deli?

00:49:44The Gucci?

00:49:45It's your favorite shooter

00:49:46You know

00:49:49That's awful for dogs

00:49:50Right?

00:49:52I thought

00:49:52Ah

00:49:54It's not a special kid

00:49:56I also thought

00:49:59We could use his water bowl

00:50:00For a little dog to get to

00:50:02Okay

00:50:04Okay

00:50:04This is for us

00:50:06Why don't you get a scorcher?

00:50:07What else is in the bag

00:50:09Just some imported Italian ingredients

00:50:12So I can make you a real Italian dinner

00:50:14You can cook

00:50:15That was so good

00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy

00:50:33Even though I've never been

00:50:34How did you do this?

00:50:37I can't cook at all

00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do

00:50:41Did you learn it in culinary school?

00:50:43No

00:50:44My mom taught me

00:50:45Tell me about her

00:50:47I've never told a girl about my mom

00:50:50Sorry

00:50:52I don't mean to pray

00:50:53She

00:50:55Passed away when I was 11

00:50:56Breast cancer

00:50:58But

00:51:00I have a lot of good memories of her

00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany

00:51:04And

00:51:04She taught me everything I know about cooking

00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen

00:51:10Just cooking and

00:51:11Eating and

00:51:12Laughing

00:51:12I still

00:51:15Have all of her recipes

00:51:17Here

00:51:17Handwritten in Italian

00:51:19That's really special

00:51:21I miss her

00:51:25And

00:51:26This might sound corny but

00:51:27I feel a little closer to her

00:51:30When I make her recipes

00:51:31It's not corny

00:51:32But I didn't know you were such a softie

00:51:36Don't tell TMZ

00:51:38What about your parents?

00:51:42My parents died in a car accident

00:51:44When I was 13

00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since

00:51:48Sorry

00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work

00:51:52I don't want to lose her too

00:51:56I'm sorry

00:51:59Your story made me emotional

00:52:00I'm gonna go do this shit

00:52:02I'll help you

00:52:03No

00:52:04No it's fine

00:52:05I like doing the dishes

00:52:06It relaxes me

00:52:07Good

00:52:08Cause I hate them

00:52:10Well then I guess we'll make the team

00:52:12Is it just the wine?

00:52:18Or am I really falling for

00:52:20Her

00:52:21Or her

00:52:21Get lost

00:52:25Hey

00:52:35Hey

00:52:36Hey

00:52:36Do you want an espresso?

00:52:39I just figured out how to make the machine work

00:52:41No thank you

00:52:42You need to have a morning meeting with a kind of a rush

00:52:44Okay well

00:52:45Don't forget Gucci

00:52:46How could I?

00:52:49Ready bro?

00:52:51Well let me fit your pie

00:52:52What do you know about us?

00:52:56You wear these shirts to work

00:52:57And you wear man thongs to be sued

00:53:00Touché

00:53:01There you go

00:53:03Bye

00:53:04Bye

00:53:06Love you

00:53:09Love you too

00:53:10Sorry

00:53:20Reflex

00:53:21I didn't mean to say that

00:53:23Me neither

00:53:24Too soon

00:53:25Talk about it later?

00:53:28Yeah

00:53:28Okay

00:53:30Okay

00:53:30Uh

00:53:32Does that have been any more awkward?

00:53:34And

00:53:35Is Michael Anderle really in love with me?

00:53:37No

00:53:40Look who's here

00:53:43Hey

00:53:44My little guy

00:53:46Hey Gucci

00:53:47Look at this right here

00:53:50Huh?

00:53:51This guy

00:53:52Oh yeah

00:53:54Now here's that

00:53:55Here's mine

00:53:56Right?

00:53:57Just like that

00:53:58Huh?

00:53:59Yeah

00:53:59Even got one for Big Brother

00:54:01Right there

00:54:02Come to Bob

00:54:04Yes

00:54:04My boy

00:54:06Alright

00:54:08So

00:54:09We've got to talk about this wedding

00:54:11This is two weeks off

00:54:12Hollywood Bowl

00:54:14They're waiting for an answer

00:54:15And I bumped into Chris Martin

00:54:17On the playing thesis

00:54:18The band

00:54:19Is free

00:54:20You like cold

00:54:22Dad

00:54:23We can't have a wedding

00:54:24At home

00:54:25Well

00:54:26Well I did a little book

00:54:29Of The Magic Castle

00:54:30How about that?

00:54:31Not too big

00:54:32Plenty of room for Coldplay

00:54:33Dad

00:54:34Let's just pump the brakes

00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this

00:54:38What?

00:54:39Something wrong with

00:54:40Really?

00:54:41No

00:54:41Everything's great

00:54:43Better than great

00:54:45Honestly

00:54:45But

00:54:47We cannot have a big flashy wedding

00:54:49That's

00:54:50Our thing

00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing

00:54:53I think it makes her uncomfortable

00:54:55Wow

00:54:57I never thought of that

00:54:58You have a very good point

00:55:01Yeah

00:55:01I'm very impressed

00:55:04You've never acted like this

00:55:07With any other woman

00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this

00:55:11With another girl

00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love

00:55:15Love?

00:55:18Yeah

00:55:18I don't know

00:55:20He's so cute

00:55:23I lie

00:55:24Change the deal

00:55:26Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl

00:55:28Alright

00:55:28And then we'll have a nice small

00:55:30Intimate affair

00:55:31A wedding

00:55:32With Coldplay

00:55:34No Coldplay, Dad

00:55:35No Coldplay

00:55:38So

00:55:45It's about my cancer treatment

00:55:48It's not working

00:55:49I know it

00:55:51I talked to my doctors yesterday

00:55:53And I'm cured

00:55:55What?

00:55:57You're cured?

00:55:59Oh

00:55:59Congratulations

00:56:01Thank you

00:56:03I wasn't expecting it

00:56:05I didn't think I would be cured

00:56:06In only two sessions

00:56:08It only took two sessions?

00:56:11I almost had enough of my savings to cover that

00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Villano's money

00:56:16What's wrong, sis?

00:56:19We could be celebrating!

00:56:21I brought Prosecco

00:56:22No

00:56:23Yeah

00:56:23No, I'm good

00:56:25Yeah

00:56:26Amelia

00:56:27I'm your sister

00:56:29You can tell me anything

00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?

00:56:34Is everything okay?

00:56:36If that punk pretty boy hurts you

00:56:38I will take that man thong

00:56:40And give him a wedge so far up his butt

00:56:42That it will cut him into you

00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy

00:56:46It's me

00:56:49I have to tell you something

00:56:52I have to tell you something

00:56:52You do not believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?

00:57:02What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:57:04It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments

00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you

00:57:08Actually

00:57:11He's not that bad

00:57:13I kind of like him

00:57:16Yeah, babe

00:57:18That's called Stockholm Syndrome

00:57:19We need to get you out of there

00:57:21Betsy

00:57:22I have real feelings for you

00:57:26But

00:57:27What about the cowboy story?

00:57:31You heard what he did to that flu he did in the world

00:57:33They banned him for life

00:57:36You'll never go to Epcot

00:57:37He's not actually like the stories

00:57:40Or

00:57:41At least not me

00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia

00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo

00:57:50He will make your life a living hell

00:57:54What if you need him?

00:57:57Yeah

00:57:57Need him

00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind

00:58:00Maybe he'll actually like him

00:58:02Don't

00:58:03Please

00:58:04Just give him a chance

00:58:07Fine

00:58:08Yes

00:58:10Only one

00:58:11Yes

00:58:12You won't regret it

00:58:15I'm gonna go get there for a second

00:58:16You better bring the whole bottle

00:58:21Thank you for making money

00:58:26Of course

00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer free

00:58:29We need to celebrate

00:58:30Michaelangelo

00:58:34You know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me

00:58:38Right?

00:58:39You need me besides me

00:58:40I'm serious

00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along

00:58:43Have a glass of wine

00:58:45Tonight's gonna be great

00:58:48It's enormous

00:58:59Why would anybody need so much room?

00:59:06It's nice to see you too, sis

00:59:08Nice to finally meet you, Betsy

00:59:12Hmm

00:59:13So

00:59:15This is the

00:59:16Infamous

00:59:18Michaelangelo

00:59:20How about we start off with a glass of champagne

00:59:2596 dollar perion

00:59:27Mainly since the year that you were born

00:59:29Yeah

00:59:30Sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff

00:59:33It's worth more than my car

00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:59:39Eat me that, Ralphs

00:59:40It's delicious

00:59:42This was made in France

00:59:44Sorry

00:59:46Can't touch that stuff

00:59:47So

00:59:48Who wants a drink?

01:00:10You've hardly touched your food

01:00:13It's a little too rich for me

01:00:18Mine tastes great

01:00:20So

01:00:22Michaelangelo

01:00:23I

01:00:23I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up

01:00:28You

01:00:29Don't mind, do you?

01:00:31Fire away

01:00:32So I know you two have been having your

01:00:35Fun

01:00:37Um

01:00:38But

01:00:39What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

01:00:45I don't think it's going with you

01:00:46That's cute and all

01:00:49But

01:00:49What about a career?

01:00:51Are you gonna support her?

01:00:53Or kids?

01:00:54What's your stance on that?

01:00:55Or are you just gonna

01:00:56Jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

01:00:59Betsy

01:01:00Look

01:01:01I know I have a past

01:01:03But

01:01:04I'm not committed to them

01:01:06We haven't talked about kids, but

01:01:08I'm open to anything

01:01:09See, Michaelangelo

01:01:10That's my point

01:01:11You two are getting married

01:01:13And you barely know each other

01:01:15We know her

01:01:16Easy, Betsy

01:01:18I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon

01:01:22And if you really cared about Emilia

01:01:24You would give her the time

01:01:27And what makes you such an expert?

01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger

01:01:31Michaelangelo

01:01:32You probably picked them apart the way you're doing to me right now

01:01:35It's no wonder Emilia was so uptight when I met her

01:01:37She gets it from you

01:01:38Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Emilia?

01:01:41You started it

01:01:42Why don't we all just calm down?

01:01:52Betsy's just looking out for Mara's interests

01:01:53No

01:01:54She's alone and miserable

01:01:56And trying to drag you down with her

01:01:57That's not fair, Michaelangelo

01:01:59She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door

01:02:01You're the horniest bastard of Beverly Hills

01:02:03And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister back

01:02:07You know what?

01:02:08You can't talk to Betsy like that

01:02:09That's my sister

01:02:10She just survived cancer

01:02:11But it doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house

01:02:17This is my house too

01:02:19And she can say whatever she wants

01:02:20Not to me

01:02:21You know, maybe she shouldn't be concerned

01:02:23I don't like this side of you

01:02:24See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other

01:02:27But I guess the contract doesn't allow for that

01:02:29You told her?

01:02:31She's my sister

01:02:32I don't care that violates our agreement

01:02:34Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:02:36A contractual agreement?

01:02:37Some kind of obligation?

01:02:39It's not what I meant

01:02:40It came out wrong earlier

01:02:41I love you

01:02:43You love me?

01:02:46Don't listen to me

01:02:47He doesn't even know what that means

01:02:48SHUT THE FUCK UP

01:02:49You know what?

01:02:51Maybe she was right

01:02:52I shouldn't have signed that contract

01:02:54It's over

01:02:54We need to get out of here

01:03:02I think how many true crime documentaries on Netflix know what happens when you tell red people secret

01:03:07Amelia

01:03:12I know this is hard to hear

01:03:14But

01:03:16He did the right thing

01:03:18You could do so much better than him

01:03:20Yeah

01:03:22But he isn't a monster

01:03:24I shouldn't have said that

01:03:26We can talk about it on the road

01:03:27Get packing

01:03:29And if we leave now

01:03:31We can get to Mexico by dawn

01:03:32Lay low for a bit

01:03:33Mexico?

01:03:35Or Canada

01:03:35Whatever

01:03:36It's that or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos

01:03:40Don't worry

01:03:42I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us

01:03:45I mean

01:03:46I only told you about the contract

01:03:48It's not like I told the media

01:03:49You don't know that

01:03:51We're

01:03:53Liabilities

01:03:54Lose ends

01:03:55You should listen to more true crime podcasts

01:03:57Get rid of that thing

01:04:03They could be tracking us right now

01:04:05Yeah

01:04:06Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplexy

01:04:10See?

01:04:11He could have a sniper on us

01:04:15It's Romulus

01:04:19Hey Romulus

01:04:21What?

01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:25You came

01:04:38Against my better judgment

01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off

01:04:44I've just been busy

01:04:46But

01:04:46It's over with now

01:04:49You should

01:04:51Punish me for strain

01:04:53You make me sick

01:04:56I make me sick

01:04:58Nice

01:05:07Underwear

01:05:09It's a great craftsmanship

01:05:12Okay

01:05:17Let's get this over with

01:05:19Is that all you have to say?

01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:05:27I'm

01:05:27Sorry

01:05:28Chantel

01:05:30I thought I wanted this

01:05:33But I don't

01:05:35I'm not the star that I used to be

01:05:39William broke up with me

01:05:44It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes

01:05:51Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog work

01:05:56But here I am fucking devastated

01:05:58And all I wish I could take care of how I acted

01:06:01I just wanted to come back to me

01:06:05There

01:06:09Mia

01:06:15Hi dad

01:06:17Gucci's gone?

01:06:21I'll be right there

01:06:22What?

01:06:25I

01:06:28Romulus

01:06:31What?

01:06:32Oh

01:06:33Wait

01:06:34I only had him off the leash for a second, you know

01:06:37We were practically in the house in the office

01:06:39And he just shot off like a rocket

01:06:42I've been calling him all night but he won't come back

01:06:45Well

01:06:47We can help you find him

01:06:49Yeah

01:06:49Right?

01:06:51Oh

01:06:51Good, thanks

01:06:53Gucci

01:06:55This better not be a trap

01:06:56Just come on

01:06:57Gucci

01:07:01Gucci

01:07:02Gucci

01:07:02Hey, hey, hey

01:07:03Where's Michelangelo?

01:07:05Huh?

01:07:05I thought you were both together

01:07:06Why is he here with you?

01:07:08Oh, um, he's

01:07:09Sorry, I'm late, dad

01:07:11Where were you?

01:07:13I had to stop a late night delivery of Mastroianis

01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto

01:07:17This doesn't bring me out of hiding

01:07:19Nothing will

01:07:20Smart move, dude

01:07:22Here, ladies

01:07:23Take pieces for sure

01:07:25Yeah, that's it

01:07:26I mean, idiot

01:07:31Gucci

01:07:42I thought it was

01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long

01:07:52We're not even gonna find him

01:07:56Don't give up, dad

01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure

01:07:58Keep looking

01:07:59He'll turn up in a few minutes

01:08:00See?

01:08:03They're all gonna kill us

01:08:04I do have to admit, though

01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him

01:08:08He's really there for his dad

01:08:12His dad's dog

01:08:13So you approve now?

01:08:16They didn't say that

01:08:17Gucci

01:08:20My boy's back

01:08:26Okay, okay

01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving

01:08:39I might have possibly misjudged you

01:08:51A little

01:08:53It's okay

01:08:55Most of what the tabloids publish is true

01:08:57They just leave out part of the story

01:09:00Amelia

01:09:01Can we talk?

01:09:07Please

01:09:09Amelia

01:09:11Can we talk?

01:09:15Please

01:09:15Okay

01:09:17Amelia

01:09:26I'm sorry about earlier tonight

01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister

01:09:32And I shouldn't have blown up

01:09:34But you have mentioned the contract

01:09:35I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement

01:09:43Thanks for saying that

01:09:46I need to do that

01:09:48And I'm sorry for calling you a monster

01:09:53You're not one

01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you

01:09:58Most of them are good

01:10:00I'm happy with some contact

01:10:04I'm not

01:10:06You're not?

01:10:09What do you mean?

01:10:13I mean, this might sound crazy, but

01:10:16I meant it when I said that I love you

01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stayed together

01:10:24I want to know that our love is real

01:10:27Dad

01:10:31What is that?

01:10:33I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia

01:10:36Why, son?

01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me

01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation

01:10:46But because she wants to

01:10:49Consider our contracts null and void

01:10:57Amelia

01:11:04What will it be?

01:11:08Will you marry me?

01:11:13Will you marry me?

01:11:16Yes

01:11:17I'll marry you

01:11:19You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world

01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker

01:11:39Look at me

01:11:41I'm dribbling like a Roman aqueduct

01:11:43All right, all right

01:11:46You two

01:11:47That's enough, all right

01:11:48We spent this whole night together

01:11:50Come in front of my place, all right

01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast

01:11:54Italian style

01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you

01:11:58I think I can get used to it

01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?

01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved

01:12:05Especially Coldplay

01:12:08We're not getting Coldplay, Dad

01:12:09It was worth a try

01:12:12And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows

01:12:39Michaelangelo

01:12:40Amelia

01:12:44Even though we're far from a perfect couple

01:12:49We're perfect together

01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time

01:12:56And not just about dogs

01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you

01:13:03I'm looking forward to your support and counsel

01:13:10As I take over the family business from my father this year

01:13:14And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband

01:13:22As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of

01:13:26Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear

01:13:35I love you so much

01:13:38I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model

01:13:48But here we are

01:13:50Michaelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell

01:13:54And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest

01:13:56Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy

01:13:59And although we haven't spent much time together

01:14:06It feels like a lifetime

01:14:08In a good way

01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you

01:14:12With the power vested in me by almighty God

01:14:18And the city of Beverly Hills

01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife

01:14:22You may kiss your bride

01:14:24Thanks

01:14:33I'm Betsy

01:14:35I'm Maria's sister

01:14:37I'm Jake

01:14:38Another dog walker

01:14:40It's crazy

01:14:42You know, giving my sister

01:14:43I always been more of a cat person

01:14:46Me too

01:14:47Strong faith, close family

01:14:53Choosing love, it's a tragedy

01:14:58One思い

01:15:14You know, myśler

01:15:15You know, we're all these women

01:15:16We're all these women

01:15:17True

01:15:18You know,reaming

01:15:19Kind of an gema

01:15:19Didn't say nous

01:15:20Because we're all these women

01:15:22And i'm just talking about

01:15:23I'm just saying

01:15:24I'm wegen

01:15:24It's it's this

01:15:25Josephine

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