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Confectionary whizz kid Maria is unnerved when her former schoolmate Verity joins the company she works at - because there's something altogether odd about Verity, something only Maria seems to notice.
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00:00A woman who jumped from the roof of a multi-story building
00:29in Camberwell yesterday have been pronounced...
00:32Okay, I've found a place. Five star, swanky the whole thing.
00:37And I've never been to Spain before, so...
00:40Portugal. Hmm?
00:42Sagres is in Portugal, babe.
00:44Okay, who cares? Look, they look so nice.
00:47Oh, and you know all about looking nice.
00:49Now I've got hat hair.
00:50Yeah, I like it like that.
00:52Yeah, try this.
00:53What is it?
00:54My new creation. It's a fake script today, sir.
00:57Ooh, sneak preview. Lucky me.
01:03Mmm.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Yeah?
01:06It's great.
01:07What is it?
01:08It's miso germ.
01:09Hmm?
01:10Miso germ.
01:11You said what?
01:12Oh, you're such a dick.
01:14You're so pretty.
01:15Oh.
01:16You're so tasty.
01:18Miso won a holiday.
01:22Okay.
01:24Yeah, people may say that they're not ready for those textures and biscuits, but I mean, our taste tests have rated the charts, so...
01:40Ah, ah. That's my almond milk.
01:42I was only gonna have a little bit.
01:44Well, you can have any milk.
01:45That's the only vegan one.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:47Are you serious?
01:48Okay.
01:49No fascists.
01:50Ow!
01:51Maria?
01:52My kidneys.
01:53We're ready in there.
01:54Yeah?
01:55Um, guys, sorry.
01:56I'm gonna have to wrap up on this.
01:57Looking like a regular huckleback.
01:58Yes, boss, maiden.
01:59Just like you said.
02:00Oh, there's no nuts, no nougat, right?
02:01No, just sugar and egg whites.
02:03Okay, good.
02:04Because my epi pen is on way over there, and I can't be able to run.
02:09I think you've done it again.
02:11I mean, it's another one of your mental ideas that annoyingly really works.
02:14Okay.
02:15I got my guinea pigs at reception all set.
02:17Yeah.
02:18You wanna try one?
02:20Come on in.
02:22Take a seat around the table, please.
02:25Hi.
02:26Hi.
02:28Okay.
02:33Guys.
02:34Captain Jack Sparrow at the end.
02:35One of these.
02:36Sign it.
02:37That guy.
02:38Look at him.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Does anyone want a coffee?
02:42Oh, yeah.
02:43Can I get a double espresso, please?
02:44Yeah, just black for me.
02:45Can I get a latte?
02:46Okay, well.
02:47Thank you all so much for being here.
02:50Um, I'm Camille.
02:51I'll be running today's session.
02:52Hi.
02:53Sorry.
02:54Um, is this the right room for the tasting thing?
02:57Oh.
02:58Oh, sorry.
02:59I don't think you're in today.
03:01Is that?
03:02Oh.
03:03No, it can't be.
03:04Uh, I should be on your list.
03:06Verity Green.
03:07Christ, that is her.
03:08Verity Green.
03:09Um.
03:10Oh, yes.
03:11You're down here.
03:12Um, come on through.
03:13We haven't got going yet.
03:14Sorry.
03:15Do you know her?
03:16Uh, grab my seat.
03:17Yeah, she went to my school.
03:18Okay.
03:19Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
03:20Hey.
03:21Oh, that's a makeover she's at.
03:23Oh, yeah?
03:24Okay.
03:25Guys, time to dig in.
03:27Our head of flavor has dreamt up a fresh take on our famous Hucklepuck.
03:32And you lucky people get to try it first.
03:34So, have a taste and let's talk about how it makes you feel.
03:45Yeah, do take a moment to sit with the flavor if you're not sure.
03:48I'm sorry, but that's rank.
03:49Okay.
03:50I mean, I like the normal Hucklepuck, but these are just...
03:56I mean...
03:57I liked it.
03:58Okay.
03:59What did you say the flavor group was?
04:01Uh, miso.
04:02It's a sort of, uh, umami.
04:03Why?
04:04Why would you do that?
04:05Can I have another one?
04:06Yeah, of course.
04:07Take as many as you like.
04:08All right.
04:09Maybe it just means that it definitely grows on you.
04:13Okay.
04:14But on the second one, it's like ten times better.
04:17Honest.
04:18Just try.
04:19Actually, now I've gotten used to it, it's not bad.
04:38I like the saltiness.
04:41Okay, saltiness.
04:42It's not bad.
04:43I like the saltiness.
04:45OK, saltiness.
04:46It really complements the chocolate, the contrast.
04:48Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
04:50Great.
04:51Thank Dr. Berry to you.
04:53Yeah.
05:03Punchy.
05:04Well done, boss.
05:07That was my design, Grace.
05:12Maria.
05:14Yeah, it's Maria, isn't it?
05:16Marity Green.
05:17Do you remember me?
05:18Colworth Manor High?
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Of course.
05:22Hi.
05:23Wow.
05:24It's been...
05:25Like, ten years?
05:26Crazy.
05:27What are the chances?
05:28Wow.
05:29Are you here for the tasting thing?
05:31Oh, no, no, no.
05:32I work here.
05:33You work here?
05:34Yeah.
05:35In the R&D division.
05:36In the R&D.
05:37Oh.
05:38Yeah, I'm just doing the focus group thing.
05:39I really enjoyed it.
05:40It was so interesting.
05:41All the new fillings.
05:42I mean, all the science of it.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I think I'm definitely gonna apply for the job.
05:48Right.
05:49Sorry, the job.
05:50Yeah.
05:51The research assistant in R&D.
05:53I don't think there is a job going right now.
05:55Oh.
05:56It said on the website there was a vacancy.
05:59I'm quite...
06:00I mean, I'd know.
06:01And, yeah, I don't think there is a job going right now.
06:04Oh.
06:05Sorry.
06:06Yeah, I could have sworn.
06:07Oh.
06:08That's a pity.
06:09Mm-hmm.
06:10Like, if you remember anything about me, I'll note that I love a lab.
06:14Yes.
06:15I was such a geek at school, wasn't I?
06:18Well, I, like, lived in the computer room.
06:21Yeah, you were...
06:22I'm amazed you remember me at all, because you were definitely popular.
06:26I mean, I don't know about that.
06:27Oh, yeah.
06:28No, no.
06:29Especially compared to me.
06:30Like, what was I?
06:37Um, look, I...
06:38I actually...
06:39I have to go.
06:40Oh, God.
06:41Sorry.
06:42Yeah, sorry.
06:43Yeah.
06:44Yeah, um...
06:45Yeah, it was good to see you.
06:46Yeah, you too.
07:00Hey, Gab.
07:01Hey.
07:02Hey.
07:03Hey.
07:04Oh, nice one on the miso jam Hucklebuck.
07:05Oh.
07:06Camille said they were hesitant at first, and then...
07:07Yeah, it's a grower.
07:08Big grower.
07:09They asked for takeaways.
07:10So I just saw we've got an advert for a research assistant.
07:11Oh, yeah.
07:12Went up a few days ago.
07:13Which is that we hired Louisa in March.
07:14Well, expanding the team.
07:15I mean, we're doing well.
07:16You are doing well.
07:17Ditta's really into your mallow concept.
07:18Might lodge it globally if he likes it.
07:19Mr. Ditta said that.
07:20Ask him if you don't believe me.
07:21He'll be here Thursday.
07:22Here?
07:23Yeah.
07:24Gonna get myself a new shirt.
07:25I'm gonna get myself a new shirt.
07:26She's this girl that I went to school with.
07:27I haven't seen her in years.
07:28And then today, bam, she's in one of the focus groups.
07:29And then she's after a job in our office.
07:30In your office?
07:31My office.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Yeah.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Yeah.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Yeah.
07:53And then, she's after a job in our office.
07:54In your office?
07:55My office.
07:56Well, is there a job going?
07:58Well, yeah, but not for her.
07:59She was like the school freak.
08:00Is that her official title then, or?
08:02She was clever.
08:03Like, brain box clever, to the point where she was sort of off.
08:07Zero social skills.
08:09She had this mad hair.
08:11She was always scribbling, like, these weird little diagrams.
08:14On like, computers that she wanted to build.
08:17Yeah.
08:18She sounds kinda cool.
08:20No, she definitely was not cool.
08:22Well, I told me off.
08:27And there was this rumor about her.
08:30Spicy rumor.
08:31That she wanked off Mr. Kendrick in the computer room.
08:34Oh, what, Mr. Kendrick? What, like a teacher?
08:37Yeah, but look, it probably wasn't even true.
08:39That is.
08:40Teenagers love to gossip, even if it's bullshit.
08:42This is you saying that you gossiped about Verity, then.
08:44Everyone gossiped about Verity.
08:46Okay.
08:47It was just... she was just...
08:49An easy target.
08:50Not for me.
08:52This one girl, Natalie Kane,
08:55when she heard about the Mr. Kendrick stuff, she was ruthless.
08:58She kept calling Verity Milkmaid.
09:00Like, over and over till it's stuck,
09:02and then that was just her name.
09:04Like, look at Milkmaid's hair.
09:06Look at Milkmaid's sitting on her own.
09:09Kids can be vicious.
09:11Mm.
09:12But she was just always this big computer genius at school,
09:15and this says that she's been working at a travel agent.
09:17Wait, are you stalking her?
09:18No.
09:19No.
09:21But to go from that to food research, I mean, why?
09:24Maybe she's got the qualifications.
09:26She won't have the qualifications.
09:28Uh, after that, then, I took, uh, molecular biochemistry at, uh, Cambridge.
09:42Yeah, I was quite proud of myself, I have to say, because I got up first.
09:45Oh, I see.
09:46And then, around the same time, I just got fascinated by food,
09:48so I enrolled in a catering course at Oxford Brookes.
09:51You've been scuba diving since you were 12.
09:53That's your mate, isn't it?
10:07Hmm.
10:08Oh, who's been at these?
10:10Don't look at me.
10:11Oh, I'll write my name on it.
10:13Do you need help with the spelling?
10:14Begins with an L.
10:15Yeah, for me.
10:16Uh, guys, hello, everyone.
10:18Um, this is Verity.
10:21Uh, she's gonna be joining us as our new research assistant.
10:24Please make her feel welcome.
10:26Uh, Nick, could you, uh, find Verity a desk?
10:29Yeah, definitely, yeah.
10:31Hi.
10:33Enjoy.
10:34Hi.
10:35Hi.
10:35Do you want to come this way?
10:36Yeah.
10:36I'm a lady.
10:37Uh, great.
10:38Well, welcome.
10:39Hi.
10:40How are you doing?
10:41Uh, how about, right here?
10:43Oh.
10:44Pre-warm chair.
10:44Slide you in.
10:45Slide you in.
10:47Gabe, Gabe, hey.
10:48Um, that's quite the fast track, yeah?
10:52Oh, yeah, well, I just thought, why not?
10:54She's overqualified, if anything, I mean.
10:56Right, and that's, that's all legit.
10:58Well, I mean, I haven't rung Cambridge to ask if she's a...
11:02fantasist, if that's what you mean.
11:04I'm just saying, because, um, I went to school with her.
11:07Yeah, you, you said, did you not get on?
11:10No, no, no, it wasn't that, it wasn't that.
11:11She was just a bit...
11:13A bit?
11:14You know...
11:18Odd.
11:19Well, we're all a bit odd.
11:21I'm just saying, maybe kick the tires a bit more.
11:24Look, I'll call around.
11:26Better?
11:26Yeah.
11:27Look, it's probably all fine.
11:29Yeah, it probably is.
11:31It's a great place to work.
11:32I don't know, we don't really show fun.
11:35It's a little bit different.
11:36I mean, the internal data will be allowed,
11:38but it's just frowned upon, so, in some ways,
11:40we'll add you to, uh, we'll add you to the WhatsApp group.
11:43Um, there's a really funny WhatsApp group
11:45between memes for doing sort of...
11:51Hey, babes.
11:52Gabes hired her.
11:53Huh?
11:54Where is he fucking green?
11:56So she was qualified.
11:58Yeah, on paper.
11:59Qualifications are on paper.
12:04Have you got beef with her?
12:07No.
12:09Well, it sounds like you got beef with her.
12:10Go back to your...
12:11game.
12:12Go back.
12:33Oh!
12:34Morning.
12:35You're okay to go.
12:36Morning.
12:37Morning.
12:38Morning.
12:39So I checked Verity out.
12:42Uh-huh.
12:43Clean bill of health, they all said.
12:45Super attentive.
12:46Okay.
12:47Really smart.
12:48Okay.
12:49Plays well with others.
12:50I get it.
12:51Yeah.
12:52So, um, all okay?
12:54All okay.
12:56Great.
12:57Because I told Verity she can conduit between you and uni today.
13:00She can conduit?
13:01Conduit's not a verb.
13:02You've got what I meant.
13:03Also, we don't need a conduit.
13:04It's just so, you know, she can watch your process.
13:07Learn the ropes.
13:08Right.
13:09Uh-huh.
13:10And maybe, maybe even break the ice.
13:12Sure.
13:13Have you tasted Verity's blackjacks?
13:15Steady on.
13:16Help yourself.
13:17This is so good.
13:19You should work for a food company.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Yeah, I should.
13:26So this is my new mallow concept, the doubloon.
13:29Hmm.
13:30I want to eat it already.
13:31Always a good sign.
13:33Uh, so, for Yudi, she's the kitchen head.
13:37We compile the full list of ingredients, obviously.
13:39Right.
13:40Yeah, so that's where I come in.
13:41For today, yeah.
13:42So, for the enrobing chocolate, that is 70% dark with fine salt crystals.
13:4970% dark with fine salt crystals.
13:50Yeah.
13:51And the marshmallow?
13:52It's just mallow.
13:53Yeah, right.
13:54Mallow.
13:55Non-pork gelatin for the mallow.
13:56Non-pork gelatin.
13:57Non-pork gelatin.
13:58Actually, do you know what?
13:59I can't remember if it's pork mustard it doesn't eat.
14:00Better to go totally plant-based.
14:01Um, carrageenan.
14:02Uh...
14:03Uh, it's made from a sort of seaweed.
14:04Oh, seriously?
14:05Again?
14:06Cara...
14:07Who's having me almond milk?
14:08Just carrageenan.
14:09Not I, so the little red hen.
14:10Car- how do I spell that?
14:11Uh, car- uh, carrageenan.
14:12Is C-A-O-R.
14:13No, it's...
14:14I know it was you because it wasn't.
14:15Honestly, I went for the cow's milk this time.
14:16Um, do you know what?
14:17I'm just going to email you with the full spelling.
14:18Yeah, great.
14:19That's great.
14:20Seriously, this store is not a cow's milk.
14:21It's not a cow's milk.
14:22It's not a cow's milk.
14:23It's a cow's milk.
14:24It's a cow's milk.
14:25It's a cow's milk.
14:27It's a cow's milk.
14:28What do you know?
14:29It's a cow's milk.
14:30It's a cow's milk.
14:31It's a cow's milk.
14:32It's a cow's milk.
14:33It's a cow's milk.
14:40The stuff costs like $4.50 a carton.
14:44Yeah, I actually lived above Greg's in Wandsworth once.
14:46Yeah, and my waistline's still not forgiving me.
14:49I used to be hooked on their steak bait.
14:51It was that heroin and pastry for me.
14:52But now I've gone vegan.
14:54They do a chicken, man.
14:55Yeah, but it had this weird white sauce in it.
14:57The only chicken thing I actually miss
14:59is the Morley's burger.
15:00Oh, I love Morley's.
15:02Well, if we're talking fast food chicken,
15:03the absolute winner for me, Barney's.
15:05Barney's?
15:06Yeah, Barney's chicken.
15:07They used to have branches everywhere
15:08until they went bust.
15:09Whoever Barney was, he was shit with money.
15:11It was Barney's.
15:14Say again?
15:15Barney's chicken.
15:16The chicken chain.
15:17It was...
15:18Barney's with an E.
15:19Not Barney's with an A.
15:20No, it was definitely...
15:22Sorry.
15:23It was definitely Barney's.
15:24It was B-A-R.
15:25E-R-N-I-E-S.
15:26I feel like I'm talking to a dysfunctional autocorrect over here.
15:30It ended with an I-E-S.
15:32You don't spell Barney with an I-E.
15:34It's Barney's name.
15:35He can spell it however he likes.
15:36Honestly?
15:37Yeah.
15:38It's Barney's.
15:39It was the chain, Barney's.
15:40They were all over South London.
15:41Yeah, sorry.
15:42I've got to say, I think it was Barney's.
15:44Like, Barney's chicken.
15:45Okay.
15:46I know for a fact that it's Barney's.
15:48She's getting a straw on.
15:49Yeah, Nick.
15:50Because my boyfriend used to work at a Bernie's
15:52and he still wears a baseball cap from there.
15:53So I see the logo every single day.
15:55So I know it is Bernie's.
15:57Come on, guys.
15:59Bernie's, Barney's, does it matter?
16:01It matters that she's wrong.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03Okay.
16:04Okay.
16:05Let's Google it.
16:06Let's Google it.
16:07Yeah?
16:08Okay.
16:09Let's do it.
16:10Let's Google it.
16:11Bernie's chicken.
16:13Chicken.
16:16Oh, dear.
16:17No.
16:18Oh, no.
16:19Oh, no, no, no.
16:20No, look.
16:21Oh, dearie me.
16:22No.
16:23No.
16:24It was not that.
16:25Oh.
16:26It wasn't that.
16:27No.
16:28Is the internet, is the whole internet wrong today?
16:29Oh, that's annoying, isn't it?
16:30Troubleshoot that if you can.
16:32Feel the burn.
16:43Lieutenant.
16:44Dudley.
16:45I'm just watching you and about it for tomorrow.
16:48I'm just going to read it.
16:59Hun.
17:00Hmm?
17:01Look at this.
17:03What about it?
17:04It's changed.
17:05From what?
17:06Just read it.
17:08Barney's.
17:10You used to say Bernie's.
17:14Why? It's Barney's Chicken.
17:22You okay? It was Bernie's.
17:25Babes. Don't babes me. It was Bernie's.
17:27I was the one who worked at a Barney's Chicken for, like, a year, okay?
17:30It's always been Barney's.
17:32I swear to God, it's changed.
17:33Maybe you just think it has.
17:34Maybe it's, like, the Mandela effect,
17:36that people misremember things.
17:37Like, the Monopoly man wearing a monocle.
17:39That was a big one.
17:46God, I made a dick up myself at work.
17:48Because of Barney's Chicken?
17:50No, because of her fucking verity.
17:52Okay, what's she got to do with that?
17:53It's just really getting on my nerves.
17:55Like, everyone's fawning all over her, kissing her arse.
17:57She's allowed to be popular.
17:59Why are you taking her outside?
18:00Outside. I'm just saying she's allowed to be popular.
18:02Yeah, I didn't say that she wasn't.
18:03Doesn't make her a threat.
18:06I didn't call her a threat.
18:07Okay, well...
18:08So what, now I'm threatened by popular people, is that it?
18:11No, I'm just saying that you like to be top-dodged.
18:13Oh, fuck off.
18:14You do.
18:15You love it when everyone's sucking your dick,
18:16but the moment they gloss to someone else and...
18:17I expect people to suck my dick.
18:19I didn't say expect.
18:20Oh, sorry, I ask them to?
18:22Which would be a bit difficult, wouldn't it?
18:23Since I don't actually have a fucking dick.
18:25Oh, well, you can relate to that, can't you?
18:32Barney's Chicken.
18:33Barney's Chicken.
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19:30Oh, just through here, Mr. Ditter.
19:50This is where the magic happens.
19:53This is Nick.
19:54Of course, of chili flake bat noir fame, our chief wizard, Maria.
20:03Oh, technically a female wizard is a witch.
20:06Either way, I'm impressed by your conjuring.
20:09Ah, the famous miso jam hucklebuck.
20:12Look, I've heard good things.
20:20There is a bit of a learning curve to it.
20:25Very good.
20:28This is the doubloon.
20:30It's a new concept.
20:32It's made from...
20:33Please, no spoilers.
20:34Let me guess.
20:41That's good.
20:43That's great.
20:45Okay, so it's dark, salted chocolate.
20:48Yes.
20:49And kind of a marshmallow.
20:51Just mallow.
20:52But what's this texture?
20:54It's very interesting.
20:55Well, it's bound with a plant-based gelatin,
20:58which is derived from seaweed.
21:00Seaweed?
21:02The things that we can do, eh?
21:04May I?
21:05Yeah.
21:06Oh, yeah, you're the boss.
21:09Mmm.
21:11Mmm.
21:12Tight ship you're running here, Gabe.
21:13I'll see you in Berlin.
21:14Yes, of course.
21:15Good.
21:16And I think you should join us.
21:19Yeah, yes.
21:21Good.
21:21Okay.
21:22All right.
21:24What is up with you?
21:25It's beef, gelatin in the mallows.
21:27Beef?
21:28Ditto is in.
21:29Just fed him beef.
21:31Carrageenan.
21:35I said carrageenan.
21:36That wasn't on the list.
21:36I was specific.
21:37Well, it wasn't on Verity's list.
21:39Verity's list.
21:42Verity's list.
21:46Sorry, what did you call it?
21:48Carrageenan.
21:50I've never heard that word before.
21:52You wrote it down.
21:53You even asked how to spell it.
21:55She just said non-pork gelatin.
21:57I didn't.
21:57Louisa was complaining about her almond milk.
21:59Maybe you were distracted.
22:02Honestly, non-pork was all she said.
22:04So, it's a verbal instruction.
22:06Maybe some things get misheard.
22:08I wrote it in an email to her.
22:09Listed every ingredient.
22:10Sorry, Maria, but in the email you sent me, it just says non-pork gelatin.
22:13I know what I wrote.
22:15Well, please stop shouting at me.
22:20I am not shouting.
22:21You've been raising your voice.
22:23What?
22:24When?
22:24I think you need to calm down.
22:26I am calm.
22:28I'm...
22:28I am...
22:30I am calm.
22:35Gabe, I remember what I wrote and how I wrote it.
22:40I am saying that Verity is mistaken.
22:44Let's see that email.
22:51I think you have Verity an apology.
22:52That is not what I wrote.
22:52Just apologise.
22:53I am sorry.
22:53Can I go now?
22:54I am sorry.
22:55Can I go now?
22:56I am sorry.
23:26She altered it somehow.
23:35Whoa, whoa.
23:35I don't know how or why, but she must have...
23:37Maria.
23:37Gabe, please, come on.
23:39You have known me for years.
23:40Will you please just listen to me?
23:41I am listening.
23:44You sound quite emotional.
23:45I know what I wrote.
23:50Look, you have some personal issues with Verity.
23:55I can see that, but...
23:56From my perspective, she's hardworking.
23:58You know, she's well-liked.
23:59She's done nothing wrong.
24:00Yeah, she's doing this.
24:01No one is doing anything.
24:03Is everything all right at home?
24:05Don't fucking patronise me, please.
24:06I'm just asking because if you want to take some time off...
24:07I am fine.
24:08Right, well, if that ever changes, I'm always here to talk.
24:10Oh, and Maria.
24:11In the meantime, get our Verity's back, okay?
24:25Because you're starting to look vindictive.
24:38What I don't understand is how she changed the fucking email.
24:40Like, how?
24:41Maybe she didn't.
24:42Okay, I know what I wrote.
24:44Maybe you sent it to Drop by mistake.
24:46I checked the Drop phone.
24:47Fucking hell.
24:48Have you...
24:49Have you listened to anything I fucking said?
24:51Every word since you came in, okay?
24:53Verity has orchestrated some high-tech conspiracy...
24:56She has always been good with computers, okay?
24:58Like, mad genius level.
24:59She is doing this.
25:00I think you're working too hard.
25:02Oh, well, don't you fucking start.
25:03I do.
25:04I think you're sounding...
25:05I think you sound stressed and obsessed.
25:06Shh!
25:07Natalie takes me back.
25:08Who's Natalie?
25:09Nat from school.
25:16It's not from her.
25:21Hi, this is Dan, Nat's husband.
25:22No easy way to say this, but Nat passed away a few days ago.
25:27Sorry I took a while to reply, but it's been tough, as I'm sure you understand.
25:31Shit.
25:33Sorry.
25:34Was she your close friend, or...
25:37Maybe just send him a text, you know?
25:39Poor guy.
25:40Sorry for your loss, or...
25:42Don't...
25:43Babes, don't call him.
25:44What are you doing?
25:45The man just said he was grieving.
25:46Hey, hi.
25:47Hi, sorry.
25:48This is...
25:49This is Maria, from Nat's school.
25:51You just texted me.
25:52Yeah, your name was on the thing.
25:54Honey, stop.
25:55Sorry to break it in the text.
25:56It's just been rough, you know, with the kids and...
25:59They were such a shock.
26:00Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure.
26:02Um...
26:03God, yeah.
26:04How did she?
26:05Was she...
26:06Was she ill?
26:07Maria.
26:08Or...
26:09How did she die?
26:10Yeah.
26:11She...
26:12She took her own life.
26:13As in she killed herself?
26:15Yeah.
26:16But why?
26:17I mean...
26:18Oh, some kind of breakdown.
26:19In the weeks leading up, she wasn't really rational.
26:22How so?
26:23Like paranoid accusing everyone of lying about stuff, stupid things.
26:27The crippling reality wasn't.
26:29We know the best.
26:31Sorry, why...
26:32Why do you want to know this?
26:33Had she been in touch with anyone from school?
26:35What do you mean?
26:36Had she bumped into anyone from Colworth Manor High?
26:39What does that have to do with anything?
26:40Did she mention Verity Green?
26:42For fuck's sake.
26:43Fucking hell.
26:44Maria.
26:45Are you sure?
26:46I'm sure.
26:47Verity Green.
26:48Oh, I'm sorry.
26:49I'm so sorry.
26:50Um, it's just, if you could try to remember...
26:52Don't call this number again.
27:12And you're fine.
27:13DON'T GET IT ON THE END
27:29Morning.
27:30Morning.
27:31You sitting the meeting?
27:33Out?
27:34Sorry?
27:35There was a team meeting this morning.
27:38The rest of them are still down there.
27:39I'm early.
27:40Uhhh, it was at eight.
27:41No one said.
27:43I think Gabe sent an email yesterday.
27:45I did not see that.
27:50I mean, it's probably in your junk.
27:52Oh, I bet it is.
27:59Do you have a problem with me?
28:03What?
28:05Does it seem like you have a problem with me?
28:07And why might that be?
28:11I don't know.
28:13You can't think of any reason.
28:16I mean, I know you didn't think much of me at school.
28:18I didn't think anything of you at school, Verity.
28:20I hardly even noticed you.
28:22You even said yourself you were always in the computer room.
28:24I'm sorry, but you didn't really cross my mind very often.
28:27People said stuff about me.
28:29I don't know, did they?
28:30About me and Mr. Kendrick?
28:36I never... I never believed any of that.
28:38The whole time I was at school, he was like the only one who was nice to me.
28:45He didn't care that I had mad hair or whatever.
28:47He just, like, told me I was clever and he looked out for me.
28:52That computer room, like, I lived for it.
28:56Those lunch times, because it was like the only place that I wasn't on my own.
28:59So when he was transferred, I had nothing.
29:02Because everything outside of that was like...
29:08You know.
29:10Kids can be fucking awful.
29:14They're just kids, they're not thinking.
29:16Yeah, I know.
29:19I never had a problem with you, Verity.
29:25And I am really sorry that you had such a hard time.
30:44I've got to change that slogan by the end of the day.
30:45Crunchy surprise is not going to claim...
30:46Oh!
30:48What's with the no-show at the meeting?
30:50Hello?
30:52Maria, we had an emergency recall.
30:53A YouTuber found a toenail in a caramel cove.
30:55Did you not get my email?
30:57Maria, my email?
31:00I bet it's in my spam.
31:02Oh, you guys are taking the piss.
31:05Okay, sorry, everyone.
31:07Er, this keeps happening, and it's not on.
31:10Alright?
31:11One of you's been at my almond milk, again.
31:13And it was full this morning, so...
31:15I know it's just happened.
31:17So who was it?
31:20I was in the meeting with you, sir.
31:29Oh, my God.
31:30It was her.
31:31Okay?
31:32It was Verity.
31:33She drank the whole thing right in front of me.
31:34Why are you doing this?
31:35Because you are a fucking freak.
31:36Okay, enough.
31:37I don't know why she's doing this.
31:38I don't know why you're doing this.
31:39Look, I didn't want to say anything,
31:40because I find her so intimidating.
31:43But it was Maria who drank your milk.
31:45Really?
31:46I drank almond milk.
31:47Yeah.
31:48Which I'm allergic to.
31:50I mean, I only know what I saw.
31:51You lunatic fucking liar.
31:52I said enough.
31:54I don't know why she's doing this.
31:55Right in front of me.
31:56Why are you doing this?
31:57Because you are a fucking freak.
31:58Okay, enough.
31:59I don't know why she's doing this.
32:00I don't know why you're doing this.
32:01Look, I didn't want to say anything,
32:02because I find her so intimidating.
32:05But it was Maria who drank your milk.
32:07Really?
32:09I drank almond milk.
32:10Yeah.
32:11Which I'm allergic to.
32:12You lunatic fucking liar.
32:13I said enough.
32:17We can just check the camera.
32:22The security camera?
32:25Okay?
32:27Uh-huh.
32:28Yeah.
32:29Let's do it.
32:30All right.
32:37Look here.
32:39Kitchen area.
32:40Mm-hmm.
32:41Clear from Mia?
32:42Yeah.
32:45Honestly, it wasn't me.
32:46It was her.
32:47Let's just...
32:49Watch the tape.
33:00Jesus Christ, Maria.
33:01I didn't do that.
33:04That...
33:06That is not even possible!
33:07I've got a nut allergy!
33:08You know such thing as a nut allergy?
33:09What's nut allergy?
33:12A nut allergy.
33:13What?
33:15Nut...
33:17Nut allergy?
33:19An allergy to nuts.
33:24I am allergic to nuts.
33:27What?
33:29I have had a serious nut allergy my whole life.
33:32I've always had to read ingredients and study labels.
33:35It's how I got into food because of my nut allergy!
33:37Nut allergy!
33:38Nut allergy!
33:39You keep saying it like it's supposed to mean something.
33:40Nut allergy!
33:41What does it mean?
33:42Do you know what it means?
33:43No.
33:44No.
33:46Oh, now we're Googling it.
33:47Okay.
33:48How are you doing this?
33:49Okay, look, Maria.
33:50Look, just...
33:51It's that...
33:52It's that pendant thing.
33:53Maria.
33:54Oh, my God.
33:55Look.
33:56She's changing things.
33:57Okay.
33:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:59Hey, hey, hey, hey.
34:00With that thing around...
34:01Oh, what?
34:02Hey, hey, hey.
34:03You need to calm down.
34:04I am calm.
34:05I'm calm.
34:06All right.
34:07So why don't we just sit down?
34:09Your actions leave me with no choice but to let you go.
34:20Maybe you're struggling with your mental health.
34:28Whatever nut allergy is, I don't know.
34:30But now you need to take a break and focus on yourself.
34:33You need to get well.
34:37This is not coming from me as a boss,
34:38but as a friend, one human being to another.
34:42Please speak to someone.
34:47Get some help.
34:48Oh, shut up. You can't.
35:08See you tomorrow, Clarity.
35:09See you tomorrow, Nick.
35:18See you tomorrow, Nick.
35:20See you tomorrow, Nick.
35:38So, we'll see you tomorrow.
35:39Yes.
35:40Next time, Nick.
35:41See you tomorrow, Nick.
35:42See you tomorrow, Nick.
35:43I don't know.
36:13What the fuck?
36:43I don't know.
36:53I don't know.
36:59I don't know.
37:09I don't know.
37:21I don't know.
37:51I don't know.
38:01I don't know.
38:11I don't know.
38:21I don't know.
38:31I don't know.
38:41I don't know.
38:43I don't know.
38:45I don't know.
38:47I don't know.
38:49I don't know.
38:59I don't know.
39:01I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:11I don't know.
39:13I don't know.
39:23I don't know.
39:25I don't know.
39:27I don't know.
39:29I don't know.
39:31I don't know.
39:33I don't know.
39:35I don't know.
39:37I don't know.
39:39I don't know.
39:41I don't know.
39:43I don't know.
39:45I don't know.
39:47I don't know.
39:49I don't know.
39:51I don't know.
40:17I don't know.
40:19I don't know.
40:21I don't know.
40:23I don't know.
40:25I don't know.
40:27I don't know.
40:33Yeah, I thought it might be you.
40:37I've got your fucking thing.
40:39Your fucking pendant.
40:41It won't work for you.
40:42It's got finger ID.
40:43This changes things.
40:45Doesn't it?
40:47You say something,
40:49you fiddle with this,
40:51and then somehow,
40:53reality changes.
40:54How can that little thing change reality?
40:56It's just a remote.
40:58Connects to the quantum compiler downstairs.
41:00That's what changes reality.
41:02Look, I'll show you how it works.
41:04You're not fucking getting this back.
41:06I mean, it really is just a remote.
41:08I've got loads of them.
41:10Technically, it's not really changing anything.
41:12It just retunes our corporal frequency
41:14to one of the parallel realities
41:16where whatever I've said
41:18has always been true.
41:20There's infinite timelines, so I just pick the one
41:22and you're the only one who knows what's going on.
41:26So you feel really special.
41:28Where did you...?
41:30I've got the system.
41:32Computer lab, nerdo.
41:34Look, I can change little things like
41:36so you chose a red top this morning instead of yellow.
41:38making it so you've always spoken Chinese.
41:50Make it so we're having this conversation in the office.
41:52We'll put it all back again.
41:54You so fucking bitch!
41:56It's quite cool though, isn't it?
41:58I don't understand.
42:00I don't care if you understand it.
42:02I'm doing it to hurt you.
42:04That's the main thing.
42:06Why?
42:08You know why.
42:10I don't know.
42:12Who started that rumour?
42:14About me and Mr. Kendrick.
42:16What?
42:18Who started the lie.
42:20I... I don't know.
42:22And you're still lying now.
42:24Natalie Kane told me it was you.
42:26Just before she jumped.
42:28She said it was you.
42:30Was she lying?
42:32No.
42:34Then why?
42:36I don't know.
42:38Maybe I...
42:40Maybe I was jealous.
42:42I don't...
42:44Maybe I wanted Natalie to get off my...
42:46It wasn't my fault.
42:48I can't imagine.
42:50Um...
42:51Maybe I was jealous.
42:54Um...
42:55Maybe I wanted Natalie to get off my bed.
42:56It wasn't my fault!
42:58I knew I was jealous.
43:00Maybe...
43:02But I didn't know...
43:03Be- maybe I wanted Natalie to get off my bed.
43:05It wasn't my fault. I just said it as a joke.
43:08She ran with it and, like,
43:10and everyone else just went along with it.
43:12Yeah, and then it became a reality
43:13and weirdo milkmaid couldn't fight back
43:17and she was stuck there.
43:20Just like everyone calling her mad.
43:24Lonely old place, isn't it?
43:27You could use that.
43:30You could use that to do anything.
43:32You could make it so that none of that matters.
43:37You could be the...
43:38Empress of the universe.
43:39Yeah.
43:40Well, make it so I'm Empress of the universe.
43:43Worshipped by acolytes.
43:45Yeah.
43:46Yeah, that was the first thing I did.
43:48Don't get me wrong, it was amazing.
43:50For a while.
43:53I've done everything.
43:59I've been everything.
44:02But whatever I do,
44:04all that stuff,
44:06it's just...
44:07It's just still there.
44:12Just aching away.
44:16So here I am.
44:18Fixing a hole.
44:20Seeking closure.
44:24Took me five weeks to break, Natalie.
44:26You've been, what, like five days.
44:34How do you think you'll do it?
44:36She was a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:40Maybe like wrists.
44:44Or, um...
44:44You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:46You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:47You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:48You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:49You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:50You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:51You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:52You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:53You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:54You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:55You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:56You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:57You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:58You're not a jumper, but you're not a jumper.
44:59No!
45:00No!
45:01No!
45:02No!
45:03No!
45:04No!
45:05No!
45:06No!
45:07No!
45:08No!
45:09No!
45:10No!
45:11No!
45:12No!
45:13No!
45:14No!
45:15No!
45:16No!
45:17No!
45:18No!
45:19No!
45:20No!
45:21No!
45:22The police are here.
45:23The armed police.
45:24Fuck you!
45:25Your boyfriend called the police and said you've gone berserk.
45:26You've broken into my house with a knife.
45:28No!
45:29No!
45:30No!
45:31No!
45:32No!
45:33No!
45:34Police!
45:35Drop it!
45:36Oh, thank God you're here.
45:37Don't let her hurt me.
45:38Drop the knife.
45:45Hands on your head.
45:46Now.
45:49Turn around.
45:58Get your ass.
45:59Get your ass.
46:00Run away.
46:01You're just so drops my gun.
46:02You have a good weed for you.
46:03Overld me many.
46:04Yourüt及es heat.
46:05This is my act.
46:06Gunalo.
46:08Yes.
46:09Turn around.
46:11Help me.
46:12Yes.
46:15Because he has earned your gun in his house,
46:16it's my games.
46:17I know it's my world if he is a good one.
46:19You've ever seen healthy movies.
46:20Email the zones.
46:23Dude!
46:32Drop it!
46:35Get your hands up!
46:50Stop!
46:53The pendant works for me!
46:55The pendant works for me!
46:56Drop it!
46:57No, no, no!
46:58She shot herself.
46:59It wasn't me.
47:00You saw the whole thing.
47:02I know.
47:03Who is she?
47:05Um...
47:06I've never seen her before in my life.
47:08I don't know who she is.
47:09So why'd she shoot herself?
47:11What's going on here?
47:13We're gonna need to take you down to the station to ask some questions.
47:16No, you won't.
47:17How so?
47:18You work for me.
47:20Both of you.
47:22Yes, ma'am.
47:23Yes, ma'am.
47:24Yes, ma'am.
47:25Yes.
47:26Yes, ma'am.
47:27Because...
47:28I am...
47:29I am the Empress of the Universe.
47:33I am
47:37I am the empress
47:39of
47:41the universe
47:42Hail Maria
48:03Never in a million
48:05fucking years
48:06did I ever think
48:08I'd ever see
48:09your fucking face again
48:10I'll find you on the wall
48:14I'll find you in reflection
48:16Well I thought I was getting better
48:23I must think I'm fucking Mickey Mouse
48:28This year's been a blowtell
48:32Shit house
48:35Well I thought I was getting better
48:40I must think I'm fucking Cinderella
48:45In the mind that it's around
48:50Shit house
49:02I must think I was getting better
49:10I must think I was getting better
49:11I must think I was getting better
49:12I must think I was getting better
49:13I must think I was getting better
49:14I must think I was getting better
49:15I must think I was getting better
49:16I must think I was getting better
49:17I must think I was getting better
49:18I must think I was getting better
49:19I must think I was getting better
49:20I must think I was getting better
49:21I must think I was getting better
49:22I must think I was getting better
49:23I must think I was getting better
49:24I must think I was getting better
49:25I must think I was getting better
49:26I must think I was getting better
49:27I must think I was getting better
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