- 2 months ago
When a medical emergency leaves schoolteacher Amanda fighting for her life, her desperate husband Mike signs her up for Rivermind, a high-tech system that will keep her alive.
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00:00You
00:30We're so happy then what happened to us. I blame you. It's your fault
00:56Happy anniversary happy anniversary
01:00Oh
01:02Save it for tonight
01:04Yeah, I'll make some coffee
01:06Okay, that's great
01:08You can stay here and look at more pictures of me
01:12Does anyone know how autonomous drone insects help with flowers? Anyone? Tisha
01:19Polarization
01:20Ah, almost very close
01:22Pollination so the ADIs buzz from flower to flower and spread pollen
01:28Which is the same way organic bees used to do
01:30And the technology around this is amazing
01:34Oh, that's it
01:36Class is over
01:38Happy weekend everybody
01:40Bye-bye
01:42Bye-bye
01:44Hey Eva
01:46Everything okay?
01:48What's up?
01:50It's Tisha again. She laughed at my shoes
01:52We can't afford new ones
01:54These were my sisters
01:56Tisha says they're old
01:58Hmm, they're not old they're vintage
02:00Which means they tell their own story
02:02And that is cool
02:04Okay, I guess so
02:06All right
02:08Have a great weekend
02:09Bye
02:10Bye
02:11Who has the coolest shoes?
02:12I guess me
02:13Hey, cool shoes
02:15Thanks
02:16Amanda
02:17Are you coming for a drink?
02:18Oh
02:19Yes, you are
02:20Yeah
02:21Is the answer
02:22Well, the problem is I can't
02:23Come on, I could use the moral support
02:25I would love to come
02:26Really, I can't
02:27Why not?
02:28That's why not
02:29Our anniversary is taking me away for the weekend
02:32Couldn't talk ladies
02:33They're back
02:34They were at the back of your sock drawer
02:36Would you believe that?
02:37I really tried my best to never see them again
02:39But here we are
02:40Tradition, isn't it?
02:41I got the suede shorts in the back
02:43But I didn't think I should wear them around the school
02:45Are you taking her somewhere nice?
02:47God, no
02:48No, same old shit
02:49Well, we got married
02:50All right
02:51Have a good time, you guys
02:52Thank you
02:53Bye
02:54Be safe out there
02:55I'm so excited
02:56I think I'm happy
02:57I'm happy
02:58I'm happy
02:59I'm happy
03:00I'm happy
03:01I'm happy
03:02I'm happy
03:03I'm happy
03:04Still the same sign as ever
03:05You think Phyllis is still working the desk?
03:06I hope so
03:07I hope she's not actually
03:09Did you think she was drunk?
03:10Did you think she was drunk?
03:11Oh my God
03:12Oh my God
03:13Oh my God
03:14One Juniper Brat Burger
03:15One more Juniper Brat Burger
03:16One more Juniper Brat Burger
03:17Thank you, bud
03:18Yeah, sure
03:19Knock yourselves out
03:20Thank you
03:21Thank you
03:22Thank you
03:23Thank you
03:24Thank you
03:25Whoa
03:26They have really outdone themselves
03:27Ooh
03:28Look at that
03:29Ready?
03:30Yeah
03:31Three, two, one
03:35Thank you
03:36Okay, could you remember me?
03:37Even if you heard of me
03:38I was married
03:40One Juniper Brat Burger
03:41Oh, geez
03:42One more Juniper Brat Burger
03:43Thank you, bud
03:44Yeah, sure
03:45Knock yourselves out
03:46Thank you
03:47Thank you
03:49Whoa
03:50They have really outdone themselves
03:52Ooh
03:53Look at that
03:54Ready?
03:55Yeah
03:56Oh, that's dense.
04:03I like when my food fights back.
04:08Wow. He's sweet.
04:10I hope they're an item.
04:13He's more committed than ever before.
04:26Oh, look.
04:30The old piece of gum is still here.
04:33Oh.
04:34Hello, our little friend.
04:36Who stuck you up there?
04:38We all know how you feel.
04:41What's with the sex you'll do?
04:43Apparently this helps your little swimmers find their target.
04:49Are you sure you want to try again?
04:52This isn't an official try.
04:54Mm-hmm.
04:56But I'm okay with a happy accident.
04:58Okay.
04:59Although, arguably, I'm doing a lot of encouraging right now, so...
05:03I would encourage you.
05:05Oh.
05:06Mm.
05:07Oh.
05:08Oh, you okay?
05:09Another headache.
05:11Another fucking headache.
05:13Oh, you poor thing.
05:15Lucky for you, it's post-coitus.
05:18Coitus.
05:19Nice.
05:21Can you grab my medicine?
05:22Yes, I got you.
05:25Ooh.
05:26That's, uh...
05:28Wow.
05:33I paid you some coffee, babe.
05:35Babes?
05:39Babe?
05:42Hey.
05:43You okay?
05:45I got my period.
05:46Hey, we'll get him next time, okay?
05:52We bought this too soon.
05:53No, don't do that.
05:54Yeah.
05:55I mean, you know I can't resist a bargain.
05:58But maybe it was bad luck?
06:00Come on, Amanda.
06:02Maybe it still is.
06:04Just put it on eBay and just get a couple bucks.
06:07Shut up.
06:08We're gonna need it soon.
06:11After last time, we don't even know if I can.
06:16You can.
06:19And you will.
06:22Or my dick will die trying.
06:24Ah.
06:26I'm late. I love you.
06:27Love you, babe. I love you.
06:28Love you.
06:37Mike!
06:40Mike!
06:44Mike!
06:45Come here.
06:46What's up?
06:47We need Shane on the rig.
06:52Where is he?
06:53Taking too long on this break again.
07:01Shane!
07:03Let me race.
07:05Stop.
07:06Wait one moment, alright?
07:07Come on, man.
07:08You're taking the piss. Get out there.
07:09I just threw some coin at this loser on dumb dummies.
07:11On what?
07:12On dumb dummies.
07:13You don't know about dumb dummies?
07:14No, no. Come on, come on.
07:15God, it's so fucking funny.
07:16Oh, desperate people go on here, and then the audience pays them to do some dark shit.
07:22This guy right here? When we reach 20 bucks?
07:23I got it.
07:24This guy right here's gonna have to drink his own piss. Look at him.
07:26Oh, look, look. Target Reese.
07:30Fucking sick.
07:31He's drinking piss.
07:32Jesus Christ.
07:34I'm supporting the gig economy.
07:35Well, don't do it on the work computer.
07:37So good at your job, I just want to see you do it, you know?
07:40Fucking Americans.
07:41Then the sun's rays travel millions and millions of miles, all from space, and come down and hit the solar panels.
07:56And then, once they hit the solar panels, they, uh, travel far, traveled long.
08:06Mike!
08:07Mike!
08:08Hey!
08:09Mike!
08:10Mike!
08:11Mike!
08:12Mike!
08:13What?
08:14Hospital's trying to call you.
08:15Something about Amanda.
08:17Did you see what it was?
08:18I don't know, but it sounded serious.
08:21There is no simple solution due to where it's located and how long it's been growing.
08:38There's no simple solution due to where it's located and how long it's been growing.
08:43It's essentially fused to her parietal lobe.
08:49Mr. Waters.
08:53As I was saying, there's no...
08:55Is she gonna be okay?
08:56I'm sorry. Her prognosis isn't good.
09:05Sorry, what are you saying to me right now?
09:08She may never regain consciousness.
09:18No. No, I mean, come on, look at her.
09:21She's breathing in there.
09:23There must be something you can do.
09:25Even just a few months ago, I'd have said no, but now there may be an option.
09:30It's a new start-up.
09:32They have an experimental procedure.
09:34It's very new, so not without risk.
09:36Okay.
09:37Their rep was in here just last week.
09:40I can't make a personal recommendation, but you want me to call her?
09:44Yeah, I want you to call her.
09:45Hi.
10:00You must be Mike.
10:01Uh-huh.
10:02I'm Gaynor from River Mind.
10:05River Mind.
10:06Come with me.
10:08River Mind is a revolution in neurological science.
10:14How it works is both high-tech and incredibly simple.
10:18So we take an imprint of the affected part of her neural structure and we clone it onto our mainframe.
10:25So basically we just, we make a backup of part of her brain onto our computer.
10:31And then we remove the tumor and the surrounding tissue.
10:35Wait, wait, wait.
10:36Isn't that dangerous?
10:37Well, normally, yeah.
10:38But we made a backup.
10:40Remember?
10:41And then we replace what we removed with synthetic receiver tissue.
10:46And then the River Mind system transmits cognitive function from the backup on the cloud-based server.
10:54Okay.
10:55Allowing her to live her life.
10:56Does this work?
10:57Honestly.
10:58Has this been tested even?
11:00Yes, it has.
11:01I am living proof.
11:03What are you talking about?
11:05Do you want me to show you?
11:07Okay.
11:08You see me right now, right?
11:09I do.
11:10Okay.
11:11Eighteen months ago, this was me.
11:13Oh, shit.
11:14I had a terrible accident.
11:16I got a knock to the head that technically killed me.
11:19So I was lucky to be one of the first River Minders.
11:22Otherwise, I would not be here.
11:24Are you...
11:25I'm sorry.
11:26I don't...
11:27I don't know how else to say this.
11:29No, no, no.
11:30Go ahead.
11:31Bring it on.
11:32Tell me.
11:33Normal?
11:34Yes.
11:35Yes.
11:36Physically.
11:37Mentally.
11:38I...
11:39I am fine.
11:40And my kids say that I am still the same pain in the ass that I was.
11:45Ha.
11:46It's really sweet.
11:49Do you have children?
11:50Not yet.
11:51Oh.
11:52Been close a couple of times.
11:54Mike.
11:55This will give you time.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Yeah.
11:59It will.
12:00Yeah.
12:01So a couple things you need to know.
12:02Uh-huh.
12:03She's gonna sleep more every night.
12:04One or two more hours.
12:05It's one of the ways that we help the demand on our servers.
12:06And then she has to physically stay within the coverage range.
12:08It's kind of like cell service.
12:09We're new.
12:10But let me just show you.
12:11So we already have most of the state covered and in the next year or so we're gonna roll
12:18out nationwide.
12:19Oh.
12:20And worldwide.
12:21Oh.
12:22How much is this gonna cost?
12:23It's less than you think.
12:24Is it less than we have?
12:25Because it's pretty tight.
12:26Honestly.
12:27It's less than you think.
12:28Because we're really trying to drive uptake so our pricing is really reasonable.
12:32Uh-huh.
12:33And the surgery is free.
12:34Wow.
12:35Okay.
12:36Yes.
12:37Okay.
12:38And then for the streaming we run a subscription model so it's 300 a month.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Yeah.
12:42Yeah.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Yeah.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Yeah.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Yeah.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Yeah.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Uh-huh.
13:03Okay.
13:04Mm-hmm.
13:19Mr. Waters?
13:20She did great.
13:21You can see her now.
13:30Hey.
13:32Hi.
13:34Hey.
13:36Was it really you?
13:38Mm-hmm.
13:40Aw. I'm so happy to see you.
13:44Ditto.
13:46I said I was gone for a couple days.
13:50Yeah, you were.
13:52I came back.
13:54So you did.
13:56Thanks, too.
13:58Doctor said I could go home next week.
14:02Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna get you home.
14:04Missed you.
14:06That nurse said I was a miracle.
14:14You are a fucking miracle.
14:16I am a fucking miracle.
14:28Holy shit.
14:30I mean, I'm, like, really happy I'm alive.
14:34But 300 bucks a month?
14:36Like, it's a lot of money every month.
14:38Yeah, I know. I know.
14:40But I'm taking extra shifts and the stuff that we can cut back on.
14:44Like, maybe we don't need that trip to go away.
14:48To see your dad? No.
14:50Well, it says in there that river mine won't roll out in Ireland for another couple of years.
14:54That's a bit of a cunt now, anyway.
14:56So that's a cutback I can live with.
15:02You know you're going, like, five miles per hour, right?
15:05You just had surgery on your brain. I'm being cautious.
15:08Yeah, well, there's cautious and then there's, like, this.
15:12You're so pretty when you're alive.
15:42Okay, guys, let's take a look at our little friend, our little amphibian.
15:52Don't put your fingers in there, because he might think it's food.
16:12what's gonna be?
16:14How should I get a little careful about this?
16:16You're going to be paying less than just me.
16:18…and you need to pay ⒈
16:18…and you just don't let me pay for his work.
16:19You're watching too much over 50 years.
16:37Wait.
16:40How weird?
16:41Hey.
16:42Hey.
16:49Go easy on those.
16:50Can't afford more until payday.
17:07Come on, grab me another one. Sure.
17:09Guy's pulling out his own tooth.
17:16Oh, yeah.
17:18Look, he swallowed it.
17:39Hey.
17:51Sorry, I'm late.
17:53Shane knocked over the scaffold.
17:58Amanda?
17:59Hmm.
18:13Shit.
18:15It's June 5th this Saturday.
18:18Okay. And?
18:19And?
18:22And?
18:26June 5th.
18:28Our anniversary.
18:30Oh, shit.
18:32God.
18:34I'm sorry.
18:36I didn't plan anything.
18:39I did, though.
18:40We're going to the Juniper.
18:43Okay.
18:45A fun little splurge.
18:46You okay, hon?
18:47Mm-hmm.
18:48Mm-hmm.
18:50I can drive.
18:51I'm fine.
18:52Amanda.
18:53Just a really long day today.
18:54Yeah.
18:55We're doing too many shifts.
18:56Mm-hmm.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Well, we need the money.
18:59It's not like you can get a second job.
19:00No.
19:01Mm-hmm.
19:02Mm-hmm.
19:03I can drive.
19:04I'm fine.
19:05Amanda.
19:06Just a really long day today.
19:07Yeah.
19:08We're doing too many shifts.
19:10Mm-hmm, yeah.
19:11Well, we need the money.
19:12It's not like you can get a second job.
19:14Oh...
19:15You need to sleep.
19:16Yeah, that's not really my fault.
19:18I know.
19:19I know.
19:20I'm not...
19:21I wasn't just, not what I was saying.
19:22You know, we could just not go to the Juniper and save some money, you know?
19:28I mean, we promised ourselves we'd always go on our anniversary, babe.
19:32I know. I just am saying we could celebrate at home.
19:35I need a break, Amanda. I work my fucking arse off.
19:38We both do.
19:39I'm not saying you don't.
19:40I'm not saying...
19:41But I sleep all the time.
19:44And I'm just a teacher.
19:46Oh, just a teacher. I see where we're going now.
19:48But that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not actually making some kind of money.
19:53We both work hard. Nobody is disputing that.
19:55I'm just saying that now that we're free, don't you want to have fun in our free time?
19:59You know?
20:01Babe.
20:02Shit.
20:07Babe.
20:08Babe.
20:09Babe.
20:09Sweetheart, can you hear me?
20:11Okay, babe.
20:12Babe, we're going to get you to the hospital, okay?
20:14Wait, wait, wait, wait!
20:19Oh, shit.
20:22Look.
20:25What happened?
20:28What happened? Why are you driving so fast?
20:30Don't...
20:30I'm not...
20:30Just slow down.
20:33What's wrong?
20:34Oh, my God.
20:36Oh, God.
20:37I understand.
20:38Wow, that must have been so frightening, you guys.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Oh.
20:44The good news is, there's no malfunction, Amanda.
20:47What?
20:48What?
20:49Did you not just...
20:51She blacked out.
20:52Yeah, it was...
20:53I thought she was dead.
20:53It's because you passed outside the coverage area.
20:58But you said that you'd check the map.
21:01I did check the map.
21:01I looked it up and it said it was within range.
21:04Uh-uh-uh.
21:05What happened was we are upgrading some of our towers.
21:10And the ones in Palmer County are on the new bandwidth,
21:15which is part of an exciting change to river mine service.
21:21What do you mean, change?
21:22From Monday, we are introducing RiverMind Plus.
21:30Plus.
21:31A new subscription tier that has extended coverage, okay?
21:36So it makes great use of those upgraded towers.
21:40I'm going to show you.
21:41Stand by.
21:42Good.
21:42Here we go.
21:43All right, look at this.
21:44This is it.
21:45As you can see, we will be extending our coverage all over North America.
21:50So we can travel.
21:51Yeah.
21:52Yes, if you upgrade, then absolutely you can travel.
21:55And if we don't?
21:57Then you just stay within your existing coverage range.
21:59So you're saying that we have to upgrade to Plus if we want to leave the county?
22:07Right.
22:07Yeah.
22:08That's not what you said when we signed up.
22:10You said it was just going to roll out everywhere.
22:12Yes, it is.
22:13With RiverMind Plus.
22:14That's what this is.
22:15This is the rollout.
22:16How much is the, how much is the plus?
22:18So it is $500 a month on top of the existing package.
22:23So $800 in total.
22:25$800 a month?
22:27Yeah.
22:28We can't afford that.
22:29That's not, we can't.
22:30You don't have to worry about that.
22:32I mean, if you choose not to upgrade, you'll just stay on RiverMind Common.
22:37Common?
22:37And you will continue to enjoy experiencing the services that you already have at the current price point.
22:46You okay, darling?
22:51It's nearly 8 o'clock.
22:52Won't you be late?
22:53Yeah.
22:54I swear I'm sleeping more.
22:56Which was a life goal, but this isn't like normal sleep.
23:02There's like a electronic whistling in my head.
23:07You want a coffee?
23:08Yes, please.
23:09God.
23:09Yes, thank you.
23:13Have you tried espresso grande?
23:16The beans are roasted slow and long for a richer, smoother taste.
23:20Can't say that I have.
23:23Can't say that you have what?
23:24Tried espresso grande.
23:27Is that what this is?
23:29What?
23:29That's just our usual shit.
23:31Hmm.
23:33So why did you bring up espresso grande?
23:36I didn't.
23:37Wait, what?
23:38Sh, fucking Shane.
23:41Fucking Shane today.
23:42Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:44See you later.
23:46Mwah.
23:47So, at the hive, the bees pass the nectar between themselves until it's gooey, and then they
23:58push it into the wax chamber until it becomes, anyone?
24:03Bobby.
24:03It becomes honey.
24:05That's right.
24:06Honey.
24:08Kids love honey.
24:10That's why parents love honey nugs.
24:13Whole grain chunks covered in golden Tupelo honey.
24:16The sweetest way to start your day.
24:19Honey nugs.
24:20From Ditta.
24:21And can anyone tell me something with honey in it?
24:26Mickey.
24:28Honey nugs.
24:29Honey what?
24:30Honey nugs.
24:30What are, what are those?
24:33The sweetest way to start your day.
24:36Okay, if you say so.
24:39Anyone else?
24:40Bye-bye.
24:41Bye.
24:44Bye, sweetie.
24:45See you tomorrow.
24:47Hey, Oscar, what's up?
24:48I'm kind of quiet today.
24:50You okay?
24:50Well, Mom said we have to move around to get away from Dad.
24:55Oh, well, you know, your mom must have a very good reason to even think about saying something
25:03like that.
25:04Yeah, Dad gets mad all the time.
25:07It must be really scary.
25:09Yeah, but he says it's Mom's fault.
25:12I don't want to go.
25:14Oh, I hear you, Oscar.
25:16Listen, sometimes we have to do things that we don't want to do, but they turn out for
25:24the best.
25:25Mm-hmm.
25:26And the truth is, families that stay together bask in the glow of Christ's heart.
25:32For more information on faith-based family counseling, visit Christ'sheart.com.
25:38Okay.
25:41Okay.
25:43Have a good day.
25:44Have a good day.
25:46Long day?
25:54Yeah.
25:58Too long for a happy accident?
26:01Fuck no.
26:02Right smooth with thirst-trapped lube, available in six flavors, none of them vanilla.
26:27What did you say?
26:31What?
26:33What did you just say?
26:34I didn't say anything.
26:36You know what I mean?
26:37When you were just talking about lube.
26:39Well, I don't need lube.
26:42Huh?
26:43But why did you just say, ride smooth with thirst-trapped lube?
26:48Well, I didn't, I didn't say that.
26:51Yeah, you did.
26:52Yeah, you did.
26:52Just now.
26:53I know the kind of sex stuff that I say.
26:55I would never say that.
26:56Oh, no, no, no, sorry.
27:03Fuck if I was killed that.
27:06Oh.
27:10Hoping for a hard time?
27:12Try Manville erectile dysfunction gel.
27:14Side effects may include high blood pressure and suicidal ideation.
27:17What?
27:23Oh, yeah, that's a commercial message.
27:28Jesus Christ.
27:29As in an advertisement?
27:31It's something that we are trialing as a part of the evolution of our service.
27:36You must be in one of our test cells.
27:38Let me just check and see.
27:39So, you're running ads through me?
27:43You're, like, giving me, like, commercial fucking Tourette's?
27:47Okay, not all the customers appreciate the messages.
27:50Ads.
27:51Those are ads.
27:52Yeah.
27:52Not messages.
27:53Ads.
27:53They are designed to be contextually relevant to the situation that you're in.
27:58So, they will stand out less in a conversation.
28:01They will be less intrusive.
28:02That makes them worse.
28:03What's your next little trick?
28:04You gotta make my asshole whistle jingles?
28:07No, that's not part of our development cycle.
28:09Can we opt out of this shit?
28:10Of course you can.
28:11Yeah.
28:12All you need to do is upgrade to River My Puss.
28:14That is right, Amanda.
28:16Upgrade.
28:17We can't afford that.
28:18You people are sick.
28:25Hot new fall Nikes.
28:27Just $200.
28:28Now, at Foot Locker.
28:33Amanda?
28:35A quick word?
28:39Sorry.
28:40Um, wait.
28:41She said I said what?
28:42What I just told you.
28:43She says that you recommended Christian family counseling to her son.
28:48And, uh, well, listen, she's pissed.
28:50Right?
28:51God.
28:52Like, I mean, I said it doesn't sound like something that you'd say.
28:57I didn't think that was happening during school hours, shit.
29:01You didn't think what would happen?
29:03Feeling over the hill.
29:04Don't panic.
29:06There's hope for you.
29:07Find your mature match at Silver Swans.
29:10Exclusive dating for the over 50.
29:12I'm 49.
29:14I'm 49.
29:16What?
29:16And, uh, what the fuck are you talking about?
29:21So she said if I can't stop doing it, that they're going to have to let me go.
29:26I mean, she can't fire you.
29:30What choice do they have?
29:32I can't be around kids.
29:38Amanda.
29:40You know, if you lose your job, we're going to struggle to even cover our common subscription.
29:45I know.
29:54We'll work it out.
29:56We'll do something.
29:59I'll do something.
30:26We'll do something.
30:27We'll do something.
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31:19Hi, Mike, it's Gaynor from Rivermine. How are you this morning?
31:21Hello? Yes, yes, yes, thank God.
31:24You got my payment, so can you flick a switch or whatever?
31:27We are processing your Rivermine Plus upgrade now.
31:31How long does it take to kick in?
31:33Should be pretty much instant.
31:35Okay, great.
31:35Ketchup, mustard, and...
31:37While I have you, would you like to hear about exciting plans...
31:41Fuck no.
31:42Hey, babe.
31:44Hey.
31:45Hey.
31:45Okay, so you're officially on Rivermine Plus.
31:50What?
31:50Yeah, I had a bit more left over from my overtime and stuff, so I just made an upgrade.
31:58Yeah, okay.
31:59No more ads?
32:00No more ads.
32:01No more ads.
32:03And hey, now with the location restrictions of next anniversary, we can go back to the tune-up.
32:09Oh, I wish you could afford it.
32:13I'll make sure we can afford it.
32:16Okay.
32:17Yeah.
32:21Love you.
32:22I love you.
32:23I love you.
32:39Hey, Oscar.
32:41Listen, I just...
32:42Mom said not to speak to you anymore.
32:46Okay.
32:46I'm sorry.
32:48Can you tell your mom I'm...
32:49You're not supposed to listen to you either.
32:51Hey, Oscar, why don't you come with me?
32:53Yeah.
32:59Okay, guys.
33:01Just got 20 more bucks to reach our target.
33:04I love you.
33:06I love you, this is Oscar.
33:09No, I'm not going to put it on my dick.
33:14Not doing that either.
33:16Mask stays on.
33:22Fuck.
33:31Okay.
33:33How about, uh, how about this, guys?
33:36How about for $90?
33:36I'll put the fucking mouth strap on my tongue.
33:39Also, there's noone on the chain.
33:45No.
33:52Well.
33:57– No!
33:58– No!
33:58– No!
33:59– No!
34:00– No!
34:00– No!
34:01I could do the money.
34:01It could do the money.
34:02I could do it.
34:02Look!
34:02– No!
34:03– No!
34:03– No!
34:04Three more performances
34:04– No!
34:05– No!
34:06– No!
34:07bị взяли aιmter!
34:08– No!
34:09It's 10 a.m.
34:16How long have I been asleep?
34:21Like 12 hours.
34:24What?
34:26Mm-hmm.
34:27Jesus.
34:28Thank God it's the holidays.
34:30Thank God.
34:32What's wrong with you?
34:35Bit my tone.
34:42Why am I sleeping longer?
34:45As a part of our last firmware update,
34:47we did extend the sleep time a little bit.
34:51To 12 hours a night?
34:53Well, everyone can use a little extra rest, right?
34:56It's not, um, restful though.
34:58Like, I'm not dreaming.
35:00I wake up tired.
35:02It doesn't feel like actual sleep.
35:05Oh, that's because it's sleep mode.
35:08Sleep mode?
35:09Yeah.
35:10While you're in sleep mode,
35:12our servers are harnessing
35:14your spare processing capabilities
35:17to help with the overall workload.
35:20So you're using my brain
35:23to power the server?
35:26Shouldn't it be the other way around?
35:28Well, it is, except for when you're in sleep mode.
35:30You can kind of think of it like...
35:33giving back to the grid.
35:35Why do I have to give back to the grid?
35:37Why?
35:38We pay for fucking plus.
35:40It's supposed to be better than Common.
35:42It's better than Common.
35:43Seriously, if you were still on Common, my God,
35:45you would be looking at sleeping at, like,
35:47up to 16 hours a night.
35:49And with ads?
35:50I mean, I'd be happy to drop you back down a tier.
35:52No.
35:53Or you could move up
35:55to our exciting new tier.
35:57It's actually the reason
35:59that we have extended sleep mode
36:02for our non-premium users.
36:04More premium users?
36:06Well, plus is actually now standard.
36:08But it is better than Common.
36:10And this new tier,
36:13it is ultra-premium.
36:15We call it...
36:17River Mind Luxe.
36:21If you could just turn your attention to the monitor,
36:24take a look here.
36:26Right?
36:28Ever since my fatal liposuction procedure,
36:30River Mind has been a lifesaver.
36:32And now, there's something even better.
36:34River Mind Luxe.
36:36River Mind Luxe doesn't just keep your brain running.
36:39It heightens your senses,
36:41meaning sights, sounds, flavors,
36:44even the feeling of this breeze.
36:46Mmm.
36:47In fact, all physical sensations
36:49are simply more...
36:51Mmm.
36:53Sensational than ever.
36:55And you're in charge.
36:57Dial it up or dial it down.
37:00Take control of your mood
37:01with the River Mind app.
37:04And with the exclusive River Mind Luxe Ability browser,
37:07you can use skills and attributes
37:09sourced from other River Mind users.
37:11So, if you thought you couldn't do parkour,
37:14think again.
37:15Woo!
37:16River Mind Luxe.
37:18It's life.
37:19But not as you know it.
37:24So...
37:25Uh...
37:26If I could have you back over here.
37:28That was pretty cool, right?
37:31Great.
37:32Mm-hmm.
37:33How much does it cost?
37:34It's just an additional $1,000 a month.
37:37Oh, sweetheart, you'll want to watch your head.
37:40We can't...
37:41We can barely afford what we're paying now.
37:44I know.
37:45We understand that Luxe is a real VIP package.
37:49So if you don't choose to subscribe to the full-time package,
37:54we actually have temporary boosters
37:57for, like, a few hours or a few days.
38:00No.
38:01So maybe if you have a special occasion, Amanda?
38:05We're not interested.
38:06Okay.
38:08I understand that.
38:09How much are those booster packs?
38:11about any booster packs.
38:41No, I'm not gonna have one of my bunny ears up my a-hole.
39:11Okay. Let's make this fucking quick.
39:34All good? You feeling okay?
39:36Uh-huh. Yep. Free to roam.
39:39Okay!
39:41It's better than that.
39:43What do you mean?
39:44Check the glove box.
39:52That's 12 hours of river mine looks.
39:55You're gonna have a very good time.
39:58Mike, come on. We can't afford this.
40:01I know, I know, I know. It's one weekend.
40:04I want you to enjoy it.
40:07In fact, I order you two.
40:16Yeah, that's it. You just scratch it.
40:18And then you look at the code, and that activates it.
40:21Okay, I'll put the app on your phone.
40:31And then you just dial up your pleasure.
40:35It does?
40:36Mm-hmm.
40:37That's it.
40:43Oh, wow.
40:45You feel it?
40:47Hi. I like your truck.
40:59My hair feels so nice.
41:11Yeah, yours feel nice.
41:12Like extra, extra nice.
41:14Two juniper products.
41:16Oh!
41:18Cheers.
41:19Three, two, one.
41:22You're in.
41:24Oh!
41:25Oh!
41:26Oh, my God!
41:27It's exactly how I remember it.
41:28That is...
41:29Oh, that's poignant.
41:30That is just...
41:31That's fucking amazing.
41:32Oh, look, the back.
41:33Oh, my God.
41:34Oh, my God.
41:35Oh, my God.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:37My God.
41:38It's more than just today, come to bed.
41:54Amanda.
42:24You don't need to do all that for me, baby.
42:37It feels so good.
42:39It just sounds like you're exaggerating.
42:45Oh, my God.
42:46Oh, my skin.
42:47It feels so fucking good.
42:49Oh, oh.
42:52Maybe we can just dial it down a little bit.
42:58Just literally.
42:59No, no, no, not right now.
43:01No, no.
43:02Okay.
43:03All right.
43:04Oh, Jesus Christ.
43:07Take another breather for the sake.
43:09Okay.
43:10Okay.
43:11Okay.
43:12Okay.
43:13Okay, you.
43:14I'm sorry.
43:15I'm sorry.
43:16Oh, oh, oh.
43:19Oh.
43:20Oh, oh.
43:21Oh.
43:23Oh, oh.
43:24Oh.
43:25Oh, oh.
43:26Oh, oh, oh.
43:30Oh.
43:31Oh.
43:32It's 11 a.m.
43:45Got to check out.
43:52I guess Lux is over then.
43:54Mm-hmm.
44:02Jack, you see me?
44:10Jack!
44:11Oh, man.
44:12Holy shit.
44:14Oh, man.
44:15Holy shit.
44:16There's a little time.
44:18Let's go.
44:19Oh, man.
44:20Yeah.
44:21Yeah.
44:23Yeah.
44:23Yeah.
44:24Oh, man.
44:26Oh, man.
44:28Oh, man.
44:29Oh, man.
44:30Oh, man.
44:31Oh, man.
44:39Hey!
44:41Mikey!
44:42Hey, if you're going to live by the sword, you're going to die by it, man.
44:46Hey.
44:47Fuck.
44:48Fuck.
44:49Hey, just chill, man.
44:54Well, that's not so funny.
44:56Is that not funny now?
44:58It's not funny, man.
44:59It's not funny, man.
45:00Give us a fucking giggle.
45:01Let him die.
45:03You're a fucking psycho.
45:05Don't fucking speak.
45:06Pitch-tricking motherfucker.
45:08Fuck her.
45:09Fuck.
45:10Fuck.
45:15Fuck.
45:16Fucking fuck.
45:17Fuck.
45:18Fuck.
45:18Fuck.
45:19Fuck.
45:20Fuck.
45:29What the fuck are you doing?
45:30What's wrong?
45:35Mike?
45:40Come on, you're scaring me.
45:49I just got fired.
45:51What?
45:53But you've worked there for 10 years.
45:56I fucked up so bad, babe.
45:58How? What did you...
46:00We can't just fire you.
46:01I don't want to talk about it.
46:03You get fired and you don't want to talk about it?
46:05Yeah, I don't want to talk about it.
46:07Wait, so...
46:09How do we...
46:11I don't...
46:12What do we...
46:13How do we...
46:15How will we pay for a River Mine Plus?
46:19I don't know.
46:20I can't start running ads again.
46:22They won't let me back in school.
46:24Well, we'll, um...
46:25You know what?
46:26We'll go to River Mine and we'll just plead our case, huh?
46:29They won't listen.
46:31Because we're...
46:32We're loyal customers.
46:34Yeah.
46:36She knows us.
46:37She...
46:38Yeah.
46:39I mean, it's been...
46:40It's been a long time.
46:41We pay on time.
46:42We have to listen, right?
46:43Yeah.
46:44I am afraid not.
46:45You know, given a little time, I'm sure I will just get another job at Uber or Postmates or whatever.
47:01Great.
47:02Yes, that's great.
47:03And when you do, we will reinstate your full subscription.
47:08I'll lose my job if, uh, if I can't get back on Plus.
47:13Sorry.
47:14Plus is actually now standard.
47:15Please!
47:16We are good customers and we're just asking for a little bit of credit so we can have time to get back on our feet.
47:22I understand your circumstances.
47:23I do, but the system won't even let me input it.
47:26Not even if I try.
47:27Like, my hands are tied.
47:28Don't make us use the baby money.
47:30There's...there's still baby money?
47:34I mean, not fucking much, but yeah.
47:36You didn't tell me.
47:37I didn't even know there was any money.
47:38Let's not use it, darling.
47:39Because if we use it, then that's it.
47:40That's it.
47:41What's the point?
47:42I'm sorry.
47:43That's just giving in.
47:44Are you trying to get pregnant?
47:45Sure.
47:46Is that what I'm saying?
47:47Yes.
47:48You are.
47:49I mean...
47:50We haven't been trying very hard lately, but...
47:52We were hoping for a happy accident.
47:53Okay.
47:54But you're not pregnant now.
47:55Why are you asking?
47:57Pregnancy costs extra.
47:59When you're pregnant, it just alters the brain.
48:03There are cortical shifts and changes to the ventral striata.
48:08It's a lot for your brain to process when you're pregnant.
48:12Like, literally.
48:13So, it's $90 a month.
48:16Fuck you!
48:18Oh!
48:19Fuck you!
48:29Oh!
48:30Oh!
48:31Oh!
48:32Whoo!
48:34Oh!
48:35Oh!
48:38It's gone.
48:39Ooh...
48:45It's gone.
48:49Cool, man.
48:50We can't get yourHylus.
48:51You're in your own purse.
48:53It's gone.
48:54We've got aharumaki cane!
48:56Hey, uh, we're here for the crib.
49:12I'll get it.
49:21Good luck with the baby.
49:23We're not having a baby.
49:24Then why'd you want the crib?
49:26Well, we're setting it on fire for a music video.
49:54Hey.
50:01Hey, babe.
50:03Hey.
50:04How you doing, sleepyhead?
50:07Happy anniversary.
50:09Do you remember?
50:10Happy anniversary.
50:11Do you remember?
50:12Happy anniversary, babe.
50:14Come with me, please.
50:16I could only afford 30 minutes.
50:18Oh, Mike.
50:19Oh, Mike.
50:20How did you even pay for that?
50:21I could only afford 30 minutes.
50:25Oh, Mike.
50:26How did you even pay for this?
50:28Don't worry about it.
50:30You told me you weren't going to do any more tooth stuff.
50:31No, no.
50:32It's just a private buyer later on.
50:37It's just a private buyer later on.
50:38It's dumb dummies, but it's a specialist thing.
50:39Don't even think about it.
50:40Come on.
50:42I'm just going to slide your serenity up to Max.
50:45How did you even pay for this?
50:47Don't worry about it.
50:51You told me you weren't gonna do any more tooth stuff.
50:54No, no, it's just...
50:56It's just a private buyer later on.
50:58It's dumb dummies, but it's a specialist thing
51:00don't even think about.
51:02Come on.
51:05I'm just gonna slide your serenity up to Max.
51:15I think it's time.
51:36I think it's time.
51:38No, I don't think you were careful at all.
51:47It's time.
51:49Only if you're sure.
51:54I'm sure.
51:56Do it when I'm not here.
52:26There we go.
52:36You comfy, babe.
52:40I love you.
52:43I love you, too.
52:51Are you filled with dread?
52:56Wrecked with despair?
52:57Babe, not yet.
52:59Let the sun shine in with Endorfox antidepressant lozenges.
53:02What do you think is?
53:09I don't know.
53:12I don't know.
53:17I don't know.
53:22I don't know.
53:27I don't know.
53:43I don't know.
53:49Oh, my God.
54:19I don't know.
54:49I don't know.
55:19I don't know.
55:49I don't know.
56:19I don't know.
56:49I don't know.
57:19I don't know.
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