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A young girl falls down a rabbit hole, into a strange world filled with madcap characters, where nothing makes sense.
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00:00Well, I never saw a place like this.
00:16Mary Ann, Mary Ann, what are you doing here?
00:20Run home this minute and get my gloves and fan.
00:23Quickly.
00:24My name isn't Mary Ann.
00:25Mary Ann, stop that jabbering and do as I say.
00:28But hurry, hurry, I'm going to be late for the Queen's picnic.
00:42Rankin Bass presents Festival of Family Classics.
00:58All of the tales that you know so well, features and fables will story tell.
01:12Each classic creation in new animation today's presentation will be...
01:20From Lewis Carroll's Bizarre World of Fantasy, The Delightful Adventures of Alice in Wonderland.
01:28Supreme of the whole family.
01:32Wow!
01:33All she does is read that book, and I'd much rather play.
01:47That book doesn't even have pictures in it.
01:50Ah, I wish I had something exciting to do.
01:54Oh, dear, oh, dear, I'll be late for the Queen's croquet game.
02:15There he is.
02:17Oh, this is a very deep hole.
02:29Now what's happening?
02:32Why am I slowing down?
02:34I must be somewhere near the center of the Earth.
02:43Why, there's a light down there.
02:52My goodness!
02:54Where am I?
02:55How am I going to get out of here?
03:02There's nothing but doors.
03:06Oh, my!
03:08I want to go home.
03:11Hello.
03:12What's that?
03:14That table wasn't there before.
03:18That's the smallest key I've ever seen.
03:23Drink me.
03:24Hmm.
03:25Should I?
03:27Or shouldn't I?
03:34I've shrunk.
03:37Oh, now what will I do?
03:39I'll never get home like this.
03:40I'll...
03:41It needs a key.
03:46How can I ever reach that key?
03:49Now what am I going to do?
03:51Oh.
03:55I'm going to get the key to get small again, I'll just take another drink from the bottle.
04:11Oh, I hope this doesn't get to be a habit.
04:18But I'm beginning to feel like a yo-yo.
04:21Well, I never saw a place like this.
04:35Mary Ann, Mary Ann, Mary Ann, what are you doing here?
04:41Run home this minute and get my gloves and fan.
04:44Quickly.
04:45My name isn't Mary Ann.
04:46I mean, my...
04:47Mary Ann, stop that jabbering and do as I say.
04:49But...
04:50Hurry, hurry.
04:51I'm going to be late for the Queen's picnic.
04:52But...
04:52I'm going to be late for the Queen's picnic.
04:54But my name isn't Mary Ann.
04:57What am I running for?
04:59Although, if I do something for him, maybe he'll tell me how I can get home.
05:07I wonder if this is...
05:10W. Rabbit.
05:12This is it.
05:17Drink me.
05:19Again?
05:20Well, I am a little thirsty.
05:26Now look at me.
05:28Why did I drink that?
05:30That, Mary Ann.
05:31I never asked you for anything.
05:32And just this once, I need my gloves and...
05:34What's this?
05:37What are you doing in there?
05:39I'm stuck.
05:40I was trying to get your gloves and fan.
05:43And I drank what was in the bottle.
05:45I forgot about that.
05:47Well, I've got...
05:49Here it is.
05:50If I put a cookie in your hand, you think you can get it into your mouth?
05:54I'll try.
05:58Mr. Rabbit.
05:59My name, if you please, is Alice.
06:02Here are your gloves and fan.
06:04I'm sorry if I got stuck in your house.
06:07Well, that's all right.
06:08Please, sir.
06:10I saw you running and fell down your hole.
06:12And I'd like to get home.
06:14Oh, you're the one who lives in the big house.
06:17You have a sister, don't you?
06:18Yes, sir.
06:19Well, we'll get you home.
06:21Now walk as far as you can go until you eat a giant mushroom.
06:24Make a left turn and pretty soon you'll get to a passageway that goes through a big tree.
06:28Once you go through that, there's a small hill.
06:30And after that, turn around the corner and just keep going.
06:33Three o'clock in the afternoon.
06:37No, that's not the way it goes.
06:41Who are you?
06:57My name is Alice.
06:59I'm trying to find my way home.
07:01I don't understand.
07:02Explain yourself.
07:03I don't think I can explain myself.
07:06I don't feel very much like myself.
07:08Who are you?
07:10I'm a blue caterpillar.
07:12We're very rare, you know.
07:14Why don't you feel like yourself?
07:16Because I've been growing larger and smaller since I got here.
07:20I don't live here.
07:22I want to go home.
07:26Must be time for my nap.
07:28Well, he's a strange creature.
07:37Now let's see.
07:39I make a left.
07:40One side will make you grow taller.
07:43And the other side will make you grow shorter.
07:46One side of what?
07:49One side of what?
07:51Oh, the mushroom, of course.
07:58Now where would that tree be?
08:10Oh, where did you come from?
08:12My mother had nine kittens.
08:15Oh, you know what I mean.
08:17You weren't standing there a minute ago.
08:18I don't see where that has anything to do with my mother having nine kittens.
08:22I don't see where your mother having nine kittens has anything to do with your scaring little girls.
08:27Who are you?
08:28I'm the Cheshire Cat.
08:31Oh.
08:32My name is Alice, and I think I'm lost.
08:35I'm looking for a tree that has a passageway through it.
08:38Mm-hmm.
08:40Well, do you know where it is?
08:41Could you tell me where to go?
08:43Are you going to the Queen's picnic, too?
08:45What Queen?
08:46The Red Queen, of course.
08:47That was a silly question.
08:49This is the strangest place I've ever visited.
08:53Cheshire Cat, don't you know where that tree is?
08:55You'll have to go through the Hatter's backyard.
08:58The Hatter?
08:58Who is he?
08:59He's mad, you know.
09:01Mad?
09:01He'd have no reason to be mad at me.
09:03Well, not that kind of mad.
09:05Nutty is probably a better word.
09:07Well, mad, nutty.
09:08If I go through his yard, will I find that tree with the passageway?
09:12And sure as I'm the cat.
09:27Stop that.
09:28I will if you will.
09:29Hey, who's that?
09:31Where will I be?
09:33Please, sir.
09:34There's no room.
09:35There's no room.
09:36Go away.
09:37I just want to know where the tree with the passageway is.
09:40Of course.
09:41Please sit down, my dear.
09:43Have some wine.
09:44I don't drink wine.
09:45That's good.
09:46There isn't any.
09:47Then why did you offer it?
09:48Your hair's too long.
09:49I don't see where that's any business.
09:51If you can tell us the answer to a riddle, I'll tell you where the tree is.
09:55All right.
09:56Why is a crow like a school desk?
09:59Hmm, let me think.
10:00Do you mean you think you can find out the answer?
10:02Yes.
10:03Then why don't you say what you mean?
10:04I most certainly did say what I mean.
10:06I also mean what I say, too, I might add.
10:09That's not the same thing.
10:10Yes, it is.
10:11No, it isn't.
10:11I see what I eat isn't the same as I eat what I see.
10:14You know what I mean?
10:14You might just as well say I like what I get is the same as I get what I like.
10:17You might just as well say I breathe when I sleep is the same as I sleep when I breathe.
10:25It is, with you.
10:26It certainly is.
10:31There's no sugar.
10:32You forgot the sugar.
10:34That's cruel.
10:35Have you figured out the riddle yet?
10:37No, I can't.
10:39Why is a school desk like a crow?
10:42I don't know.
10:43Do you?
10:43Neither do I.
10:44How am I going to find that tree?
10:46You're wasting my time.
10:48Would you like to hear a song?
10:49What I'd really like to know is where that tree is.
10:52Oh, the twinkle, twinkle little bat.
10:55Do you know the song?
10:56I heard something like it, but I really...
10:58Up above the world you fly, like a teapot in the sky.
11:02Twinkle, twinkle.
11:03Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle.
11:06Uh, uh, twinkle, twinkle.
11:09Uh, twinkle.
11:09Uh, twinkle.
11:11Let's change the subject.
11:12Why don't you tell us a story?
11:14A story?
11:15I don't know one right off the top of my head.
11:18Tell us a story.
11:19Yes, and quickly, before you fall asleep again.
11:22Uh, uh, a story?
11:25Uh, um, uh, once upon a time there were, uh, three sisters, Elsie, Lacey, uh, two layers.
11:33They lived at the bottom of a wall.
11:36What did they live on?
11:37Uh, candy.
11:39Candy?
11:40Didn't they get sick?
11:42Uh, yes.
11:44Why did they live in the bottom of a well, anyway?
11:47It was a candy well.
11:50A candy well?
11:51There's no such thing.
11:53Well, if you don't believe me, you finish the story yourself.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:56I-I won't interrupt you again.
11:58Hmm, well.
11:59Um, anyway, the three sisters were learning to draw.
12:05What did they draw?
12:06Um, candy?
12:08I want a clean cup.
12:10Let's all move over to one place.
12:15Where did they get the candy?
12:17You can get water from a water well, right?
12:20Yes, but...
12:20Oh, you can get candy from a candy well.
12:22Ah, all right.
12:24How was this getting me to that tree?
12:26I'll tell you if you listen.
12:27Do you think we could put him inside the teapot?
12:30No, but we could try.
12:33Oh, please tell me how to get to the tree.
12:35Please.
12:36I'm sorry.
12:37I didn't know you'd cry.
12:38I'll show you.
12:39Follow me.
12:39I'll show you.
13:09You know what?
13:10I don't think he can get there from here.
13:12But you said you could.
13:14You said you knew the way.
13:16We don't know.
13:18Oh, I'm going to follow the white rabbit.
13:26He got me into this.
13:27Maybe he can get me out.
13:29Please, sir, could you tell me where...
13:41Oh, I haven't been feeling like a turtle for days now.
13:46But...
13:46When I was little, I used to go to school.
13:49The master was an old turtle we used to call Tortoise.
13:53You poor thing.
13:54Why did you call him Tortoise?
13:56Because he Tortoise.
13:59You get it?
13:59We used to go to school every day in the sea.
14:04That's very interesting, but...
14:06Will you let me finish?
14:07All right, finish.
14:09I'm sorry.
14:10Where was I?
14:12In school.
14:13In the sea.
14:14Oh, yes.
14:15We learned French and music.
14:17I'm learning that, too.
14:18And washing?
14:20No.
14:20How many hours did you do lessons?
14:24We used to...
14:24We did ten.
14:26Ten?
14:26Ten the first day, nine the next, then eight, and seven.
14:29How come?
14:30That's the reason they called it lessons.
14:32Get it?
14:33It's lessoned each day.
14:36Oh, that was a good one.
14:38Please, sir, couldn't I ask you one tiny little question?
14:42Oh, very well.
14:44There's a large tree with a hole in the middle.
14:47And if I could find that tree, I'd be able to get home.
14:53You know where it is, then?
14:55Yes, of course.
14:57Oh, goody.
14:58Where is it?
14:59You can't get there from here.
15:02Oh.
15:03Oh.
15:05Oh.
15:06Oh, they really are all mad here.
15:09You're getting paint all over me.
15:18He hit my elbow.
15:19Hit your elbow, huh?
15:20Yeah.
15:21I did not.
15:22Just a minute.
15:22I'll handle this.
15:24Say, have you ever had your fortune told?
15:27Maybe you should have been a great painter.
15:29Hmm.
15:29Maybe I should have my fortune told.
15:31Would you like your palm red?
15:33Oh, yes.
15:35Why?
15:35Why did you do that?
15:37You said you wanted your palm red, didn't you?
15:40That was a good one.
15:42Eesh.
15:43Someone's coming.
15:44Good day, miss.
15:45How do you do?
15:45Good day.
15:46How are you?
15:46Oh, please stop bowing.
15:49Why are you painting that rosebush red?
15:51This here ought to be a red rosebush, like the others.
15:53We put in a white one by mistake.
15:55And if the queen ever finds out...
15:57She'll punish us.
16:01Uh-oh.
16:02The queen.
16:02The queen.
16:03She'll find out.
16:05She's going to find out.
16:07My goodness.
16:09Look at them all.
16:21Stop.
16:23What is this?
16:24Who are you, child?
16:27Alice, your majesties.
16:29Why, they're only a pack of playing cards.
16:33Who are they?
16:34I don't know.
16:35Turn them over.
16:36Eve, get up.
16:38Stop bowing and scraping.
16:42What have you been doing to my roses?
16:45May it please your majestie, we...
16:47We were trying, you see.
16:49I see what you were doing.
16:51Off with the heads.
16:53All right, let's get started with our croquet game.
17:00Quick, hide behind that flowerpot.
17:02Do you want to play croquet?
17:06Yes.
17:06Come on, then.
17:07Hurry!
17:08Good shot, dear.
17:25Well, I never.
17:26Well, I never.
17:27The soldiers are arches, and what's that they're using for clubs?
17:32Flamingos?
17:33And the balls are...
17:34Why, they're hedgehogs.
17:37Oh, they're all mad, like the cat said.
17:41How am I ever going to get out of here?
17:43Meow.
17:46Alice, Alice, Alice.
17:48Hi.
17:49I told you they were all cuckoo.
17:52What do you think of the queen?
17:54I think...
17:55Shh.
17:55She's coming this way.
17:58Nice kitty.
18:00What an odd cat.
18:02I'll introduce you.
18:03I don't like the way he stares.
18:05The cat can look at a king.
18:07You're impertinent.
18:09Dear, this cat has been very rude to me.
18:11Will you have it removed?
18:13Off with his head.
18:15No, good.
18:17Now what will you do?
18:19Watch this.
18:20There he is.
18:21But there's only a head.
18:24Cut it off.
18:26From what?
18:27I don't know.
18:28That's your business.
18:29Do I ask you how to be king?
18:30No, your highness.
18:31I mean, yes.
18:31I mean, your highness.
18:33Yes.
18:35In order to cut a head off,
18:37it really has to be attached to some ink.
18:40But don't you need a head to start with?
18:43Yes, but...
18:44How am I ever going to get out of this place?
18:47Why don't you go through the tree?
18:50I don't know where it is.
18:52Let me take a look around.
18:53Be careful.
18:55Oh, yeah.
18:56I almost forgot.
18:57Where did you go?
18:59Hello?
19:01Hurry, hurry.
19:03We've got the cat.
19:04There he is now.
19:05I told him that you have to cut a head.
19:08Well, there was only a head before.
19:16See?
19:16Only before it was his head.
19:19Why don't you just cut his tail off?
19:22From what?
19:23That's the same thing as the head.
19:26So, your name is Alice, eh?
19:32None of this went on before you came along.
19:35Please, your majesty.
19:36All I want to do is go home.
19:39Doesn't anybody know where that tree is?
19:43What are they whispering about?
19:50Oh, dear.
19:51Oh, where is that clawing mushroom?
19:54Oh, dear.
20:20Oh, the tree.
20:21The tree.
20:22Oh, I'll never make it.
20:25I'd better take this clawing mushroom,
20:28and then I can scare them.
20:34Where did she go?
20:37Oh, I've lost the other mushroom.
20:39Oh, how will I get home?
20:44I'll never get home.
20:46It's so tiny.
20:48Alice, what's the matter?
20:56What's the matter?
20:57Oh, where am I?
21:00I don't know.
21:01You must have been dreaming.
21:03Dreaming?
21:04Was it all a dream?
21:06Well, I'll be.
21:08What?
21:09What are you looking at?
21:11I thought I saw a cat, but it disappeared, I think.
21:20Oh, I wasn't sleeping.
21:24I wasn't sleeping.
21:26I know I wasn't.
21:29Or was I?
21:30THE END
22:00THE END
22:30THE END
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22:40THE END
22:48THE END
22:50THE END