00:00Who are you?
00:01She's Molly.
00:02Why is she here?
00:04She came with me.
00:05Did you hit her car or something?
00:06Jesus, no, but thank you for asking.
00:09Are you a social worker?
00:10Nope.
00:10Aw, shit, are we being evicted?
00:12No.
00:12Are you a hooker?
00:13Dylan.
00:13Or a prostitute, I mean?
00:14Oh, my gosh.
00:15No, Kirk and I were having dinner the other night,
00:17and he said he was getting together with his family,
00:19and it's been a while since I had a family dinner,
00:21so, I don't know, I hope you guys don't mind.
00:23I just invited myself along.
00:25Well, come on in for a dip, girl!
00:27Yeah!
00:28Oh, no, you know what?
00:29I don't even have a bathing suit.
00:30Fucking wear your underwear.
00:31Yeah.
00:31It's just like a bikini.
00:32It covers all the good shit.
00:33Yeah, underwear is fine.
00:36It's like what they did in the old days.
00:38Underwear would be fine.
00:41If I were wearing any.
00:50Lunch is ready.
00:52I'm comfortable.
00:59My mom makes an awesome meatball.
01:04Oh, cool.
01:07Up to you.
01:10You sure you want to know my dad?
01:11What are you, my sponsor?
01:13Hit me.
01:15Ron, honey, you know, I never complimented you on your sweater vest.
01:18It's something.
01:20Here you go.
01:20Dylan, you know, I think if you just apologize to Leroy, he'll take you back.
01:25No, screw him.
01:26Anyways, I already got a foolproof moneymaker on the way.
01:28You're really going to want to pay attention to this.
01:30I know how to make any car into a convertible in 15 minutes, so.
01:33Wow.
01:34Yeah.
01:34You know why?
01:35No.
01:35Two words, global warming.
01:37Uh, actually, Dylan, according to the day after tomorrow, the film, uh, the earth actually
01:42gets colder.
01:43Yep.
01:45Uh, what's up with you?
01:47Are you, these days?
01:49Are you, uh, what, do you want me to help you with the, oh, fuck it.
01:51Are you seriously not wearing any underwear?
01:53Dylan!
01:53Deb, we're all thinking it.
01:55If you want to plan an exit strategy or leave right now, I won't be offended.
01:58No, I'm not going anywhere.
02:00What do you do?
02:01I'm an event planner.
02:02See?
02:03That's a business to get into.
02:04That's using your head.
02:05Thank you, Dylan.
02:06No, wait for it.
02:07I mean, you book a band, blow up a few balloons, people pay out their ass for that shit, don't
02:10they?
02:10Yeah.
02:11Yeah, they do.
02:12Uh, uh, uh, um.
02:23I'm not wearing any underwear.
02:29Hey, Molly, Molly, check it out.
02:31So, Deb and I are getting hitched?
02:32Uh-huh.
02:33How much cash do you pocket for a wedding job?
02:34Dylan, is any of this striking you as inappropriate?
02:37We're just making conversation.
02:38Don't get your panties in a wad, Kirk.
02:40Jesus.
02:40No, it's fine.
02:41Um, a lot of factors affect the cost of a wedding.
02:43Check it out.
02:44We got about a hundred peeps coming.
02:45Yeah.
02:45We're doing a whole NASCAR theme in Vegas.
02:47I'm going to get this kick-ass dress made out of actual checkered flags, like, real tight,
02:51and then Dylan's going to be in a wicked orange tux with a Home Depot logo on the back.
02:56What's up?
02:57Right?
02:58Right?
02:58You've probably never seen anything like that, huh?
02:59You don't even know?
03:00It's extensive.
03:00Yeah.
03:00Uh-huh.
03:01What's the damage on something like that?
03:02My base fee is $15,000, so a hundred people.
03:06I mean, I'd ballpark that somewhere around $50,000.
03:15Fuck you.
03:16Fuck you.
03:16What?
03:17Fuck you.
03:18Fuck you.
03:19Four beers, please.
03:21Three.
03:23Two.
03:24Mm-hmm.
03:26Well, he seemed nice.
03:27That was all my money.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:32She's here.
03:33What?
03:34Oh, it's that chick from the airport?
03:35Yeah, I didn't think she was going to show up.
03:38Hi, there.
03:39Hey, so you bought her tickets, okay?
03:40Oh, yeah, thank you so much.
03:42Cool.
03:42Oh, you remember, Patty.
03:43Hi.
03:44Hi, there, of course.
03:45I didn't think that you were coming.
03:48This is amazing.
03:50Hey.
03:51It's Dana.
03:53I'm sorry?
03:55Stainer.
03:56What?
03:57Stainer.
03:58His name is Stainer.
03:59Right.
04:00Just a nondescript nickname.
04:01Doesn't mean anything, you know?
04:03It's like, Greg.
04:05You look just like someone I went to high school with.
04:08What high school?
04:08Maybe it was me.
04:10No, he's in a coma.
04:11Oh.
04:12Who brought the good news bear?
04:13Somebody gave her some fucking honey.
04:15Okay, um, should we just meet you up at the seats?
04:18Yeah, perfect.
04:19Okay.
04:21Kirk, that Molly girl's insane.
04:23All right.
04:23Yeah, I know.
04:24So you know what's happening?
04:25What's happening?
04:26She's setting up with the bitchy friend.
04:27Which will be perfect for you, because you like bitches.
04:31Yeah, look, that's fine.
04:33That's, uh, Patty's not a bitch.
04:35She's, uh, different.
04:37Yeah, different in that she's a bitch and other people aren't.
04:40Come on, Apple, play the man, not the punk.
04:58Yeah, come on, dick.
05:00Uh, okay, I'm sorry.
05:01The player that I was screaming at is a forward,
05:03but for some reason he keeps hanging back at the blue line with all the defensemen.
05:07But you realize that they're hanging back right now,
05:08because they're trying to kill a power play.
05:12Uh, that is exactly what's happening.
05:17Dammit, Fox, keep your stick down!
05:22That felt good.
05:23Yeah.
05:25Dude, she knows a strange amount about hockey.
05:27Yeah, man.
05:28Yeah.
05:31Oh, hey, mom.
05:34Uh, Scott Reese knows you?
05:38A little.
05:39A little bit.
05:41Come on, Reese, pick it up!
05:42You suck today!
05:43Everyone knows I'm in
05:47Over my head
05:49Over my head
05:51Eight seconds
05:53That's an hour
05:54One time
05:55It's on your mind
05:57It's on your mind
06:00Hey, wait, um...
06:29I don't want to move too fast
06:33I, uh, no, sure, no problem, no problem
06:35No, don't get me wrong
06:37I mean, once I trust a person
06:39I can experiment
06:41and get pretty generous
06:44Yeah, yeah, no, me too
06:47Me too, uh
06:48I, I love
06:51Love to experiment
06:53And, uh, I
06:55I get really generous
06:57I can be very, very generous
06:58Uh, I, I, I am
07:00Quite the charitable
07:02Lover
07:03I, I, I, I, I, I don't
07:05Baby, baby, baby, baby
07:09When you love me
07:10I can't get enough
07:12They keep trying to tell me
07:18All you want to do is use me
07:24I, uh, can we, can we start
07:26What this is?
07:28No
07:28I, uh, I, I, I, I want to spread the news
07:44That if you feel this good getting you
07:47Oh, you just keep on using me
07:50I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
08:20I'm Charles McLeish. It's a pleasure.
08:24Yeah.
08:28Ah, no.
08:30No?
08:31I don't, uh...
08:33Oh, God, where are my manners?
08:36You guys must be exhausted from your travels.
08:39Please, hey, have a seat. Put your feet up.
08:42Really get into a groove.
08:45Sure. That's very kind of you.
08:47I think I have that same sweater.
08:49I'm ready.
08:54So...
08:59God, no.
09:01Oh, Lord.
09:03Oh, no, Captain Pickles. No.
09:05No, Captain.
09:07Pickles.
09:13Excuse me.
09:14Thank you for having me. This has been a lovely evening.
09:17Good night.
09:19Good night.
09:20Woo!
09:29Awesome.
09:31Hahahah.
09:33With the
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