00:00I might have judged you too harshly at the party.
00:02I know this sounds crazy, but would you like to have me a coffee with cup?
00:07What?
00:09Do you want a cup of me with Koofy?
00:12Would you like to have a cup of Moffy with Kee?
00:14With me? A cup of coffee? With who?
00:16What the fuck are you saying?
00:18Do you want to have coffee with me?
00:20I think you're asking me if I'd like to have a cup of coffee with you.
00:24Yes, thank you. Yes, that's what I'm trying to ask.
00:28Coffee sounds great.
00:30Half-caf decaf.
00:31No foam, hold the foam, no cream.
00:33What happened to just a good old-fashioned cup of coffee?
00:35I know, it's all so confusing, right?
00:36It is, it is so come to say.
00:40That's how you say it, confusing.
00:44What are we doing?
00:49Oh my God, this is all happening so fast.
00:54I can't.
00:56My Aunt Flo is visiting.
00:58You're on your period?
01:00No.
01:01My Aunt Flo is visiting me from Florida.
01:04Hey Aunt Flo.
01:08How about we get that coffee, yeah?
01:10So what do you have?
01:20Um, I'll have a low-fat, sugar-free banana yogurt muffin.
01:24But if they don't have that, I'll have half a poppy seed muffin if they can take out all
01:27the poppy seeds and heat it up.
01:29Okay.
01:29Hold on.
01:30If they can't heat it up, then leave half the poppy seeds in and sprinkle the other half
01:33of the poppy seeds onto a half of a blueberry muffin and then cut both halves in half and
01:37throw them both away.
01:38In either scenario, I want a lemon chocolate loaf, but this is very important.
01:42It must be shrink-wrapped and more importantly, it must smell more like lemon than chocolate.
01:45Got it?
01:46That's how you order a muffin?
01:49What?
01:49I want things the way I want them.
01:52You know, you're pretty adorable when you get all fussy like that.
01:55Can I help who's next?
01:57Uh, yes.
01:58Okay, so, uh, she will have a low-fat, sugar-free banana yogurt muffin.
02:02If you don't have that, then half of a poppy seed muffin with the poppy seeds taken out and
02:05heat it up.
02:06If you can't heat it up, then take half the poppy seeds out and sprinkle the other half
02:10on top of the half of a blueberry muffin.
02:12Cut both halves in half and then throw them both away.
02:14In either scenario, she'll have a lemon chocolate loaf, but, and this is really important, only
02:18if it's shrink-wrapped and, even more importantly, if it smells more like lemon than chocolate.
02:22And all the coffee, please.
02:23Great.
02:24Coffee to number three?
02:28Who are you?
02:34You know what I like?
02:35What?
02:36Q-tips.
02:38Me too.
02:38You do?
02:39The kind with the pieces of cotton at each end?
02:41Yeah, that's the only kind I know.
02:43What's your favorite color?
02:45Blue.
02:45What's your favorite TV show?
02:47Oh, God, you know which one I can't stand, but I watch all the time, and I kind of love
02:50secretly?
02:51Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous!
02:53Yes.
02:54Look at these two, right here.
02:55Hey, look, I got a brand new phone.
02:57What is that, an iPhone?
02:57But, yeah, I've got to go to the Apple Store.
02:59You're good at that.
03:00Wait in line.
03:01Wait in line.
03:01Wait in line.
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