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EastEnders 7th August 2025
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00:30Yeah, I can see that. How?
00:48Does it matter?
00:49Did you do this on purpose to get a new one?
00:53No. No. I, er, I dropped it.
00:57Into the canal, by the looks of things.
00:59Where are we supposed to find the money to replace it?
01:01I can do without.
01:04I'm going to work.
01:07Oh!
01:09Why, are you not taking it with you?
01:13Dad, please.
01:15I know you're angry. I'm sorry.
01:18I just want to help you. You don't have to pay me or anything.
01:20I don't even want to look at you.
01:22Dad!
01:23I just want to get a few bits upstairs, you know. Toothbrush? Pigeons?
01:31No, not that.
01:36Um, you sure you don't want us to come with you?
01:39Yeah, hold on.
01:41He needs to rest.
01:44So...
01:46What are you going to tell the children?
01:47Well, not the truth. We don't want them fighting to come home.
01:51Oh, joy. Sorry.
01:52Ain't going to be done until at least this afternoon.
01:55Well, go grab some stuff for Patrick. Bring up the hospital.
01:58OK.
01:59All right, well, look.
02:01Call us if you need us, OK?
02:03And give them our love.
02:05Hopefully they find something, eh?
02:06If I get my hands on that thieving rascal...
02:09I mean, who does that?
02:11Huh?
02:12An 85-year-old man.
02:15Well, all sorts of scum flowing about, isn't there?
02:20Listen, why don't we buy the kids these tickets for the festival?
02:22They've had a hard time of it, haven't they?
02:24I, um...
02:25I've got a bit of a cash flow problem, Jack.
02:28What happened to the overtime?
02:29Well, I haven't actually had the money yet.
02:33It's got to go through my line manager, HR accounts.
02:35I don't care if it has to be A-OK by the good lord himself.
02:38They owe you that.
02:40Just call them and say that you need the money.
02:42I can't.
02:43I mean, you know how it is.
02:45There's procedures.
02:47It's either that, or you disappoint your son.
02:50Again.
02:51Cos I ain't got the money now, because you said you were sorted.
02:53So sort it out today.
02:56Oh, and don't start.
02:57Yeah?
02:57It's nice if I ain't got enough on my plate already.
03:07What if they find something?
03:09Like what?
03:09Like DNA, fingerprints, hair.
03:12You had gloves on, and you binned the clothes you were wearing, yeah?
03:15Yeah.
03:16Well, you've got a watertight alibi, and there's nothing to link you to it.
03:19Except Howie.
03:20Howie.
03:20Howie ain't gonna say anything.
03:24Not when he thinks there's a chance of getting his hands on that money.
03:26So just...
03:27stop panicking.
03:29That's normal.
03:30Meow.
03:31Meow.
03:32Okay.
03:37Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.
03:39I've got all the help I need.
03:40Really?
03:41Well, yeah, Oscar's running an errand for Lauren.
03:44Taking his time, as per usual.
03:46Just for you.
03:47Hey, weren't you helping your dad out yesterday?
03:49Yeah, well, you know how it is.
03:51Last of them, last out.
03:54Oi.
03:54What's he doing?
03:57Oh, he's looking for a job.
03:59I've told him we'll give him 100 quid if he wants anything more than bottom of the range,
04:02refurb...
04:02Right, he's not getting a level up to.
04:05What, he's coming organ with you two?
04:08You were tiptoeing around him last night, and this morning you can't hardly look at him.
04:11I mean, I'm angry that he wrecked it and all, but...
04:14He can't go back to school with that one.
04:16Right, okay, he didn't do it.
04:17I did.
04:18I lost my bag.
04:19I saw red.
04:21Well, because of the way he spoke to Cat.
04:24He's been watching this bloke online.
04:29And he spatting off about women, you know, the usual rubbish.
04:32Oh, yeah, why don't you just...
04:33I don't know, block him!
04:34Because I don't know how, do I?
04:36Alright?
04:38But that's not...
04:39Just it.
04:42I opened up an email, and I wish I had, because...
04:45He is making us videos again.
04:49And I just thought, if he can't go online, then he can't do them, can he?
04:52Are you for real?
04:54I knew I shouldn't have paid that woman off!
04:58Right, that's it.
04:59Well, there you go.
05:01If you can't sit him down and talk some sense into him, then I will.
05:04No, I will.
05:05Alright?
05:06I said I would.
05:07Okay?
05:08But he seems to have an answer for everything.
05:09I need time to work out how I'm gonna...
05:12What are you gonna do? Wait till he gets arrested?
05:13Ends up on some sort of register, because that is what is gonna happen!
05:17We have bailed him out twice now, Ross.
05:20We've moved continents, for God's sake!
05:22If you can't see that there is a really big problem...
05:24I will deal with it.
05:25I will deal with it.
05:26But you go and wading in, it's only gonna make things worse, so please, just leave it.
05:31Then make sure you do. There's no more excuses.
05:38It's good they're keeping him in, though.
05:43Knock on the head, that patch of sage, doesn't bear thinking about it, you know?
05:46Okay. Where'd you get your ginger tea nowadays?
05:50Oh, we're out of stock. Why, has someone got an upset stomach?
05:53Um, have they found out who did it?
05:56Not yet.
05:58Oh, this is...
06:00a must.
06:01Tell the nurses it's medicinal.
06:03And...
06:06maybe this will take his mind off things.
06:12Alright.
06:13See ya.
06:14See ya.
06:17There's a party next week.
06:18I'm gonna get the slinky dress.
06:20No she ain't.
06:21You trying to give your old man a heart attack?
06:24Right, time's up, innit?
06:25Oh, okay.
06:26Bye, Dad.
06:28Miss you.
06:29Love you.
06:30Do you wanna speak to him again?
06:31What? No.
06:32No.
06:33Just try and stay out of trouble, yeah?
06:34I love you.
06:35Speak to you soon.
06:36Bye.
06:39There you go.
06:40Seems, er, on good form.
06:42You feel better?
06:43Sort of.
06:44I wish he was here.
06:46Georgina's coming over in a bit, isn't she?
06:49That'll take your mind off things.
06:50She's blown me out.
06:51Misha Hussain's got one of those blow-up hot tubs.
06:54She really thinks she's all that?
06:56Well, I'm not into her a bit later now, so maybe we can do something.
06:58There you go.
06:59Like what?
07:00I don't know.
07:01Anything.
07:02Anything?
07:03What?
07:05Meet you, McClunkies.
07:06All of the usual.
07:08Anything, eh?
07:09You're a brave man, are you?
07:10No.
07:11There you go, mate.
07:12Some tap out.
07:13Lovely.
07:14You don't need a receipt, do you?
07:15Good lad.
07:16Yeah, that right?
07:17You're doing a whiff around, Patrick.
07:18Yeah, lads.
07:19Listen, I know.
07:20Times are hard, but come on, dig deep, yeah?
07:21Poor bloke.
07:22Whoever did that one stringing up, didn't they?
07:23Definitely.
07:24Come on, every little helps.
07:25Here, come on.
07:26Is that it?
07:27Did you drink?
07:28Love one.
07:29It's alright.
07:30It's alright.
07:31Frisk me.
07:32Excuse me.
07:33Oh, here he is.
07:34What are you doing here?
07:35It's Tommy.
07:36It's Tommy.
07:38It's Tommy.
07:39Oh, here he is. What are you doing here?
07:55It's Tommy. Vicky said it'd be alright if I came over.
07:59Haven't you got something to say to us first?
08:02What, you think you could just come waltzing in here without an apology?
08:06I mean, I was out of order.
08:09Why don't we say that again? Who do you think you are, anyway?
08:12I've never. Ever.
08:15Talks with one word out, you understand?
08:17Do you know what? You're lucky that I didn't knock you into the back end of next week.
08:21If you was a few years old, I swear.
08:24I know you're upset about your mum, but it's no excuse, right?
08:27Yeah. Which is why I'm willing to give you a bit of slack bit if you put one toe out of life.
08:32I won't. I swear.
08:35All right, come on. Tommy's upstairs.
08:38Behave, all right?
08:41Of course.
08:42Come on, Patrick. You've got to try a little taster, come on.
08:46Oh, I ain't hungry, man. I just want to rest.
08:50I know, sweetheart, but you've got to build up your strength.
08:52Maybe I can find something else to tempt you.
09:05How's he doing?
09:17Well...
09:19Physically, the doctors are pleased with his progress, but...
09:22He's dumb.
09:25It's hospitals, innit?
09:26He'll be all right once he's back home.
09:28Well, if he don't want to eat something.
09:30You bring the Irish moss?
09:32Yeah, yeah. You go get a coffee or something. You look naked.
09:35There's been many.
09:38But he thought it would keep his mind off things if he could prepare a few winners.
09:45I know you don't approve, but...
09:50Well, if it will keep his mind off things.
10:10Look what your friend Vinnie sent you.
10:13It's nice to know your friends are still thinking about you.
10:19Why?
10:20All you can choose from all these, so many names and numbers.
10:23It is a practice, innit, Patchy?
10:25Look, I fancy this one.
10:27Bellevue 3, 230 Southwell.
10:30Sure.
10:32Useless or soft-grown.
10:36Aztec, mystic.
10:38Long odds, but improving all the time.
10:42Yeah.
10:49I don't see this coming, eh?
10:54You love it.
10:56There.
10:57What do you reckon?
11:00Yeah.
11:01Very bougie.
11:02I'm not sure my commanding officer is going to agree, but why don't we take a few photos before you've got to clean it off, yeah?
11:07Ah.
11:08What?
11:09Well, you're not worrying about your dad, are you?
11:20I just miss him.
11:23I know he's not going to be gone forever, but...
11:26Feels like it, right?
11:28What are you looking forward to most when he does get back?
11:34Oh, I haven't even thought about it.
11:38Everything.
11:39What?
11:40What's first?
11:41Big party?
11:42DJ?
11:43Photo booth?
11:44I don't want to share him.
11:46Not straight away.
11:47Kitchen disco, to start with.
11:50Calvin Harris to kick off the dancing.
11:52Lots.
11:53You haven't forgotten?
11:55Like I could.
11:56My hips might have seized up a little bit, but...
11:58Like Dad says.
12:00Don't use it, you lose it.
12:02When you wake up in the morning
12:06And you shadow by the darkness
12:09So come on, the night
12:11When you wake up in the morning, darling
12:14I'll be by your side
12:18What's the matter?
12:20Nothing, mate. We're just, um...
12:23We had a lot of fun, didn't we?
12:26Everything that's gone on is just, uh...
12:30It's easy to forget.
12:32Oh, thank you.
12:43Don't worry.
12:44Coaster's clear.
12:46I've had Vicky bend in my ear all morning.
12:48Thank goodness she's got the afternoon off.
12:51Look, I told her.
12:53Accidents happen.
12:54And, granted, it was an expensive one.
12:57And I don't suppose Joel's running with Cat helped either.
13:00She told you about that and all, did she?
13:03What's got into him?
13:05I mean, I know he ain't short on confidence, but...
13:08Talkin' to a grown woman like that.
13:10You know what teenagers like these days?
13:13Easily influenced.
13:14You wanna nip that in a bud?
13:16To be honest...
13:17I thought I had.
13:19Listen, just ignore me.
13:21Right, he'll be fine.
13:22It's probably just the best.
13:23Well, even so, you don't wanna take the chances.
13:25If you wanna talk about it.
13:29Harvey's had a few problems with his son.
13:32Well, that's one way of putting it, yeah.
13:34He's in prison.
13:36Oh, lovely.
13:37Yeah.
13:38And he's gonna be there a long time, so, er...
13:40If you ever want any advice on how not to do things,
13:43I'll be mad.
13:45Want a coffee?
13:46Yeah, lovely.
13:47Thanks.
13:48And it's energy flash nudging ahead as they come inside the final furlong.
13:52Come on, I stick my stick.
13:54...takes the lead.
13:55Purpose Maker gaining fast on the inside.
13:57It's neck and neck as they approach the line.
13:59And it's Purpose Maker.
14:01Purpose Maker wins by a short head.
14:11Glass of ass white, please.
14:13Sure.
14:14Pick it a large one.
14:17Don't judge me.
14:18It's been a long morning.
14:19I bet last night was fine and all.
14:22Got a mouth on him, innit, your jaw?
14:24Did Kat tell you what he said?
14:25I got a tasty bit myself.
14:28How did he bust not tell you?
14:30Hmm.
14:31Things kind of...
14:33escalated when we got him home.
14:35How do you set them straight
14:37when they think they know it all, eh?
14:39Here we go.
14:40Trace, we're gonna need a bottle.
14:41And that was the first time you knew anything about it?
14:46Yeah.
14:47But, I mean, I had my suspicions.
14:49I knew Aaron weren't no angel, but...
14:52When the police told me he targeted this fella just because of the colour of his skin, I'm...
14:57Just can't get your head around it, right?
15:00Look.
15:01Joel's not racist.
15:03But some of the things that he comes out with...
15:06I just can't understand where they come from.
15:09Hmm.
15:11You can't or...
15:12You just don't wanna...
15:13Look, there's stuff you could say back in the day, and I never meant nothing about it either, but...
15:21You know, words matter.
15:23I'm not saying that you're responsible for whatever it is that's going on.
15:26I'm...
15:27I'm sure it's way more complicated than that.
15:29He's really angry.
15:33Like, his mum practically abandoned him.
15:36Alright.
15:38I went...
15:39With Aaron's mum left.
15:41I was so wrapped up in my own pain.
15:45Boys and blokes, eh?
15:47I always just don't know how to talk about any important stuff, do we?
15:51So...
15:53I ranted and raved, and I told him how stupid he was, but...
15:57All I've done was just...
15:59Push him further down that dark path.
16:01You can't just let him get away with it, can you?
16:03No, no, of course not. You've got to tell him what he's done wrong, but...
16:06Well, just so long as he knows you've got his back.
16:09Do you trust him?
16:10Even if I don't?
16:12Yeah.
16:13Especially then.
16:15Look, if there's one thing that I've learnt from all this...
16:19Is you've got to keep the door open.
16:21Because if he can't come to you...
16:23If you're not there to listen...
16:26Trust me, mate, there will be a whole long line of wrongs, it will be.
16:42Hello, babe. How you doing?
16:45No, you can't bring him home yet.
16:48Because I haven't fixed the...
16:51I've been running around getting stuff for Patrick, trying to get the money together for Denzi's trip.
16:57No, not yet. I can't do everything all at once.
17:03Well, I'll go get Jack and sort the window.
17:05What?
17:07No, you're breaking up. No, sorry, I can't hear you.
17:11Oh, he just makes me so angry.
17:14If you knew the sacrifices that we had made for that boy.
17:17Well, as teenagers, isn't it? Ungrateful, selfish.
17:20I mean, if it's any consolation, they're all horrible.
17:24It's just puberty. It turns them into monsters.
17:27Yeah, but we've all been there. You was a nightmare.
17:29You weren't much better. I was winding your nan up.
17:32Well, that weren't difficult.
17:34I can hear her now.
17:36I hope you're enjoying this, Pauline.
17:40I just don't want you thinking he's getting that kind of talk from me and Ross.
17:44Listen, it's everywhere, right? It's all over the internet.
17:46Don't even have to look for it. I mean, some of the stuff that pops up on Lil's phone.
17:52Ross wants us to ban him.
17:54Yeah, and a bit of processor.
17:55Yeah, me. That's going to set you back like a hundred quid.
17:57You're going to have to find a pretty good job.
17:59Mate, I ain't paying for it.
18:01Vicky's gone off the deep end. Typical woman. Hysterical.
18:04I'll give her a few days to calm down. Turn on the charm.
18:07Should be sweet.
18:08Yeah.
18:09She's got an eye to handle a minute.
18:12All right, you two. Where do you think you're going?
18:14Just getting a drink.
18:15Yeah?
18:16Make sure it's a lemonade.
18:18I'm watching you. Just lemonade.
18:21Some of these influencers, they think they're God's gift.
18:23They think that women should just be full of silicone,
18:26do as they're told and keep their mouths shut.
18:29I mean, it ain't funny. I'd like to know where this woman's world is.
18:32I bet there ain't a woman in here who ain't been harassed.
18:35Yeah, they wish.
18:37Oh, excuse me.
18:39Joel.
18:40I'm just saying.
18:41No, well, don't.
18:42Cos Stacey's right.
18:44You have got no idea what it's like.
18:45You think cos you're a boy that you can just say and do whatever you want?
18:47No, where's that sense of entitlement come from?
18:49Cos it ain't me and your dad.
18:51You ain't getting another laptop.
18:53You what? No, you can't do that. You promised.
18:55Yeah. And I've changed my mind.
18:57Shall we go and sit down?
18:58No, I can't go to school without a new laptop.
18:59Yeah, it ain't up for debate.
19:02I have indulged you for far too long.
19:06Listen.
19:07If you manage to stay out of trouble for at least a month or so,
19:10then maybe we can have a rethink.
19:11But for right now...
19:13Can we have another bottle, please, Kev?
19:15Yeah, of course.
19:16Yeah, of course.
19:17See you later.
19:18Yep, King's on my back, you know.
19:48All right, thanks.
19:50See you around Monday about half an hour, yeah?
19:55What are you doing?
19:56At least I'm checking bins.
19:57I've got to get rid of my stuff.
19:59In broad daylight?
20:00What?
20:01Are you trying to get caught?
20:03We'll bring it round the back and we'll sort it when it's dark.
20:07The whole room?
20:09We're in the bin, baby.
20:18Oh, come on.
20:27She didn't mean it.
20:30You'll talk her round?
20:32After all your stupid aunt said.
20:35Who in their right mind would harass her anyway?
20:37Maybe not in his right mind, but it's not funny, mate.
20:43He really messed with her.
20:46That freak Theo.
20:49He thought he owned her just because they'd met on secret camp.
20:56He thought he'd do it.
20:58She would come back in.
21:00See how I'm feeling?
21:01He said, hey, do you like it?
21:03He said, it's like he'd get right in.
21:05He said, what else?
21:07I want to know.
21:08Have a nice day.
21:09He said, here he said, can't change the deal.
21:11He said, wow.
21:12He said, so he's going to get some love.
21:14He said, I'll be.
21:15You're going to get some love.
21:17He said, I'm going to smile.
21:20We'll take it to a clothes bank in the supermarket, as soon as it gets dark.
21:32Act normal, all right? Just relax.
21:47I want my money.
21:49What money? We told you last night.
21:52Ah, yeah. You don't know what I'm talking about, right?
21:58Honey, that says different. Forensics would have a field day.
22:04So unless you want me to take it to the station.
22:13You off?
22:14Yeah, I am. You gonna come make dinner?
22:16Oh, you've got your key. There's chips in the freezer.
22:19Well, Dad's been working all day.
22:20What is this, 1950s? You've stayed and drank the drink.
22:24I did actually drink the drink.
22:25Sorry, how drunk are you? How embarrassing is that?
22:28Oi! Show a bit of respect.
22:30To you, I skate at 95, you dirty little prostitute.
22:33Joel!
22:34What are you? Get out! Before I throw you out!
22:37Hat is fine, all right? Is that supposed to upset me?
22:40I ain't ashamed of my body or my stretch marks or any of it.
22:43And I don't need some stupid little boy who knows nothing about it telling me what to do with it.
22:48OK. Right.
22:49Do you know what a skate is?
22:50Someone who gets knocked up whilst they're still in school.
22:52And it's in a dictionary with a picture of your daughter!
22:55Sorry.
22:57Oi! Oi!
22:58You deserve that! After what you said about my linen.
23:01Now, get out of my pub! You bard!
23:04You said you were going to deal with it, so I so deal with it!
23:08Well, yeah, I mean, she's very talented, that girl, isn't she?
23:12Although I don't think much of her model.
23:14Oi.
23:16I don't know. I sat about his hands.
23:19Hang on.
23:23What's that?
23:25Have you got a death wish or something? I thought you were done with it.
23:26I am.
23:27Alright.
23:28Look, what, what, what? Your mates don't send your holiday snaps, Jack?
23:30Not in budget smugglers, they don't. No.
23:33Look, come here.
23:37I can't wait to see your town. What are you doing, mate?
23:40It's nothing, alright? It's just a bit of armless flirting.
23:42Well, I'm sure Phil and Ben ain't going to see it like that.
23:44And what about Lexi, eh? Do you really want to throw away everything?
23:46No, alright, no.
23:48I want back what we had.
23:49Me, Ben, Lex, I'll delete it, alright? I promise.
23:54Look, go on, alright?
23:56I swear.
23:59Okay.
24:07She humiliated me.
24:08I don't care. You can't hit a woman.
24:10Oh, but she can hit me.
24:12I'm a kid.
24:13You called her daughter a...
24:14A skit?
24:15Yeah, because she is one.
24:16Do you think it's okay for a 13-year-old to have a baby?
24:19No, of course I don't.
24:21But we've been over this.
24:23There are certain things you just can't say, no matter what that muppet on the internet tells you.
24:26Oh, I wish I ain't shown you now.
24:28You think I'm stupid, don't you?
24:29No, I don't.
24:31And I am glad that you showed me.
24:35You're a good kid, Joel.
24:37I know that.
24:38And I get that it's confusing.
24:40When I started out, you know, women were flattered if you whistled at them.
24:47Now, on site, it's instant sacking.
24:50But getting angry and calling people names is only ever going to get you into trouble.
24:54And I don't want that for you.
24:56And I don't want you turning into other people for advice either.
24:59I'm your dad.
25:00I've got your back.
25:05To prove it, if you want to go back to Walford Hyatt and be with your mates,
25:13then you're going to need one of these when you do.
25:20But you promise me now, no more influencers and no more filming.
25:30If you get tempted, talk to me.
25:35I'm here.
25:37All right?
25:50So it's all booked?
25:53Deluxe Yerch.
25:55For VIP village access.
25:57Should have seen Daisy's face when I told him.
25:59Look, I understand that you're scared, Patrick, but he won't come back.
26:05Scared?
26:06I'm not scared.
26:08Look, we just need to get you home.
26:11Look, the doctor's just been and there's a chance they might discharge him in the morning.
26:16I's an old man.
26:18They can't just chuck me out because they were on the bed.
26:21I ain't ready.
26:22Well, maybe not right away, you know.
26:27Maybe after a good night's sleep.
26:30I am not going anywhere.
26:40Not knowing, but I can't imagine.
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27:14Video Nasty on iPlayer press red.
27:17They get themselves a MasterChef apron.
27:19The heats continue with the latest batch of amateur talent to meet next.
27:23And there's a fresh new episode of Shouts for the RNLI volunteers saving lives at sea on BBC Two now.
27:38The Nasty on iPlayer
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