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Matrimony (2025) – FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait.
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:29Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:30I tried to get along with you.
00:01:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:33Right back at you.
00:01:34I fucking hate you.
00:01:35I fucking hate you more.
00:01:36I fucking hate you more.
00:01:39Ahem.
00:01:46so you were arrested again
00:02:09to be fair
00:02:12we thought i was leaving
00:02:14we'll just swim there
00:02:14there is a fence around
00:02:17that reservoir
00:02:17it says here that you
00:02:19broke in using
00:02:20bolt cutters
00:02:21if i'd known you
00:02:24invited me over here
00:02:25to lecture me
00:02:26i wouldn't have came
00:02:27come on gucci
00:02:31good boy
00:02:33come on gucci
00:02:41let's go
00:02:41hey
00:02:42come on gucci
00:02:51let's go
00:02:51you know every time the paparazzi
00:02:57catch you acting crazy
00:02:59it reflects on me
00:03:01it reflects on the company that your mother and i
00:03:04built with our bare hands
00:03:06the same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle
00:03:09i make my own money
00:03:11oh you see
00:03:12see
00:03:13underwear modeling lord
00:03:15i am the spokesperson for man thumb
00:03:17that means free underwear for life
00:03:19for life
00:03:21some parents would be proud
00:03:22yeah
00:03:23other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then
00:03:26you are next up to be ceo
00:03:29at dino verino cosmetics
00:03:32now i'm gonna give you that job
00:03:33if you keep acting like a kardashian
00:03:36huh
00:03:36don't forget the meeting this afternoon
00:03:40all right
00:03:40and don't be late
00:03:41bye dad
00:03:44excuse me
00:03:56hello my gucci
00:04:05why won't michelangelo just grow up
00:04:08you need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl
00:04:12huh
00:04:12like you amelia
00:04:14good one romulus
00:04:17these are great
00:04:35i still don't have what i'm looking for
00:04:38do you guys mind staying a little longer
00:04:40no problem
00:04:42cool
00:04:42let's take five and then i want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:45hi
00:04:50michelangelo
00:04:52chantal
00:04:53nice to meet you
00:04:55i
00:04:56couldn't notice how hot you are
00:04:58i've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:01hold that thought
00:05:04hey dad
00:05:07where the hell were you
00:05:09dad i'm in a photo shoot
00:05:12you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:15geppetto came here all the way from milano
00:05:17i can meet him later
00:05:19now it's too late he's back on the plane again
00:05:21well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:23michelangelo you are 31 years old
00:05:26you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager
00:05:28you could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now
00:05:32you interned you went to business school
00:05:35you
00:05:35you have potential
00:05:37okay but you say you want to be the ceo
00:05:39well you're gonna have to prove it
00:05:41cause so far
00:05:42i ain't seen the end tape from you
00:05:45bye dad
00:05:47hey you okay
00:05:52yeah
00:05:53um
00:05:54but
00:05:55i'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:57so it's a really rare form of cancer
00:06:15luckily
00:06:17my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god
00:06:21there is an experimental treatment
00:06:24but it's really expensive
00:06:26and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29don't worry about that
00:06:31i have money saved
00:06:33i'll find the rest
00:06:35we will figure this out
00:06:36okay
00:06:37we're gonna get through this
00:06:38together
00:06:39thank you
00:06:40ciao gucci
00:06:55did she have a good walk
00:06:57what's wrong
00:07:01i'm sorry
00:07:08this
00:07:08no no forget about it
00:07:10i'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive
00:07:14i have a savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare
00:07:18my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26betsy practically raised us
00:07:28after our parents passed
00:07:30i would do anything for her
00:07:33amelia
00:07:35i think i might know how to get you that money
00:07:39you do
00:07:40come back
00:07:42tonight
00:07:43and uh
00:07:44make something nice
00:07:47come on
00:07:49okay
00:07:49oh amelia you look bellissima
00:08:01except for the dog hair
00:08:04come with me
00:08:07i have someone i want you to meet
00:08:10are they from italy
00:08:11yes
00:08:12wow
00:08:13yes of course everything's from italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17amelia meet
00:08:19martelangelo
00:08:20my son
00:08:21i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24huh
00:08:24yeah
00:08:25aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:27i'm a dog walker
00:08:29don't be so defensive
00:08:30i wasn't
00:08:33well i
00:08:37suppose i'll let you two
00:08:39get acquainted
00:08:40i have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44i'm really happy
00:08:45hey
00:08:46arrived at you
00:08:47huh
00:08:48do you want to do me a favor
00:08:56what exactly
00:09:03how does it look
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12i mean
00:09:13it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy ones okay
00:09:20or not
00:09:22i don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what i say
00:09:27you don't look like romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures
00:09:32i'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34i don't need tinder
00:09:35i'm an underwear model
00:09:37my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:39whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47i told you
00:09:49now
00:09:50fine
00:09:53see dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:13you crazy bitch
00:10:15amelia
00:10:19what's wrong
00:10:20i asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24i'm sorry romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27i'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no no please
00:10:28i apologize
00:10:29my son is
00:10:31it's immature
00:10:32all right
00:10:33and that's why i invited you
00:10:34poor florida
00:10:36please
00:10:37all right
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:39all right
00:10:40and i promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:43so
00:10:45emilia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:00i want the business
00:11:02i think we can
00:11:04make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well it's nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married
00:11:17that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what
00:11:21romulus
00:11:22what are you saying
00:11:24i can't marry the male paris hilton
00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least i don't pose in my tidy whities for money
00:11:32you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business
00:11:37and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:41we hate each other
00:11:43least i do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44i see
00:11:45there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and i we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and
00:11:54hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met
00:11:59i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool huh
00:12:03but
00:12:03i learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah
00:12:09like a nuclear bomb
00:12:10as if
00:12:12romulus
00:12:13isn't there another way
00:12:14i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38i'll do it
00:12:39for betsy
00:12:41well angelo
00:12:45it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business
00:12:54and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:57what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03i'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract
00:13:11and
00:13:11son we're gonna need some
00:13:13champagne
00:13:14right
00:13:15you're in my mind
00:13:16yeah
00:13:16try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a
00:13:25wedding
00:13:26planned by me
00:13:27and i'll tell you
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:30i hope the hollywood bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but
00:13:42well it can't do any good if word got out to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:45that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48i hope we agreed
00:13:50good
00:13:51sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute to the new couple
00:14:14so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:26i'm not staying at a dog house
00:14:28fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:15:01whoa
00:15:11what
00:15:12what's this
00:15:13put it in the trash
00:15:14this isn't trash
00:15:16these are my sisters
00:15:17she's an artist
00:15:18so put them in your room
00:15:19i said you could live here
00:15:21not decorate
00:15:21oh i'm sorry
00:15:22is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:24that's man thong
00:15:26it's trademarked
00:15:27look
00:15:32i gotta go meet somebody
00:15:33if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back
00:15:35we're throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:36it's electric
00:15:38oh
00:15:44by the way
00:15:45this is gonna work
00:15:47you might want to start wearing that
00:15:49gee thanks
00:15:52welcome
00:15:57you're getting married
00:16:02shh betsy
00:16:03don't tell the whole world
00:16:04i'm sorry amelia
00:16:06it's just
00:16:07it's not like you
00:16:09you're saying we're
00:16:10reserved
00:16:12safe
00:16:13like i always taught you
00:16:16well
00:16:18things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:21and besides
00:16:23michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:26so i'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:28michelangelo
00:16:30the ninja turtle
00:16:32no
00:16:33michelangelo
00:16:35dino valino
00:16:37maybe you've heard of him
00:16:38michelangelo dino valino
00:16:40shh
00:16:41socialite animals
00:16:46like start a hundred cancel bravo shows
00:16:49how did you even meet
00:16:51his dad is one of my clients
00:16:53it's
00:16:55been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:57he's so
00:16:59toxic
00:17:01speak of the devil
00:17:03oh yeah
00:17:06you know
00:17:08that's probably an old issue
00:17:10this is a doctor's office
00:17:11just
00:17:12amelia
00:17:14betsy carlyle
00:17:17doctor's ready
00:17:19we'll talk about this later
00:17:22we'll talk about this later
00:17:26you ready to get wet baby
00:17:43we're already wet
00:17:47we're already wet
00:17:50Where did that come from?
00:18:20Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks. Finally.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39Oh, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:47You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:19:04Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:17This is my house?
00:19:19We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:22Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:25You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:27What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:29Who's jealous?
00:19:31Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:33Sweet dreams.
00:19:43I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:52See you later.
00:20:10And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:13Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:18You better not.
00:20:30How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:33Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:35We need to talk about last night.
00:20:37No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:40I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:44Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:52Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:55My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:04And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:21:08Then the contract is violated.
00:21:10Then neither of us get...
00:21:11Then the contract is violated.
00:21:16Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:20Get what we want.
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:23Don't screw this up.
00:21:25Don't screw this up.
00:21:27I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:32I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:34I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:37I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:40And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:43And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:46Whenever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:49Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:52I'm sorry.
00:21:53It's a bit harsh.
00:21:55I'm sorry.
00:21:56It's a bit harsh.
00:21:57I'm sorry.
00:21:58It's a bit harsh.
00:21:59I just...
00:22:00Really...
00:22:01Really...
00:22:02I'm over.
00:22:03I'm over.
00:22:04That could've gone better.
00:22:05That could've gone better.
00:22:06I'm over.
00:22:07I'm over.
00:22:08I'm over.
00:22:09That could've gone better.
00:22:12That could've gone better.
00:22:13That could've gone better.
00:22:19Hey baby.
00:22:20Hey baby.
00:22:24Hey baby.
00:22:25You think you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:30You're rich, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:34Amelia, you're rich now.
00:22:37I know. I like it.
00:22:39I know. I like it.
00:22:41That's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, how are things going between the two of you?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you?
00:22:55Oh, fine. Yeah.
00:22:58We're... Oh.
00:22:59Fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right. Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15But I... I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah, you're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:23Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gucci.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:35I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah. Same here.
00:23:50Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54This whole family, actually.
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59I should make a reality show.
00:24:01Real dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:05Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:21I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:23Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:46I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:02Well, I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:25:07You did?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:34I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:25:59Come on.
00:26:04I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26I should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:19You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:08Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now
00:28:14she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see, see, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:31Break's over.
00:28:31Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:52Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:29:01you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:19I promise we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea app.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:45I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:29:53Why, Dad?
00:29:54So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:16And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:36How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:39Is that bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:09I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:40What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you.
00:32:10I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on.
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey.
00:32:24Look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:27She's sick.
00:32:31She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:50Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:09It's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:40No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:48Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50You have good treatment.
00:33:51You look like it.
00:33:53Thanks, Jake.
00:33:55Hey.
00:33:56Lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:06Lover boy.
00:34:10Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:28Before I do.
00:34:30You know what I want, babe.
00:34:34You know what I want, babe.
00:34:35You know what I want, babe.
00:34:36You know what I want, babe.
00:34:36You know what I want, babe.
00:34:37You know what I want, babe.
00:34:38Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:44One more, please.
00:34:49But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:51Jake, you guys are great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:03I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to energy you to.
00:35:19You want some of them to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:39going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:00Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:15I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:22We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:34Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Lovino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:12Let's go.
00:37:17I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:24This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:37:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:55Me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:09Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:18You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:50I fucking hate you.
00:39:20I fucking hate you.
00:39:50I fucking hate you.
00:39:53Where am I?
00:39:55Who's spooning me?
00:39:58Is that Jake?
00:40:00How drunk was I?
00:40:04Michelangelo?
00:40:08Dog walker.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:10I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:14Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:21We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:40:24If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely.
00:40:28Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:52I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:58You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:04So...
00:41:06Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:11For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:14We're taking it slow.
00:41:16Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:41:21Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And...
00:41:27How was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad, right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:33Actually...
00:41:34It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well...
00:41:38That explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:44Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:49I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like...
00:41:55Like an arcade game, and it just keeps getting the high score again, and again, and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:02Hey...
00:42:04Opposites attract.
00:42:06I mean...
00:42:07That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:15Oh...
00:42:16Oh...
00:42:22Hmm?
00:42:23Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:25The dog walker is in love with me.
00:42:27I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:33what was that about must be the hangover
00:42:46hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:43:03hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:43:15why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:43:33hey
00:43:44hi
00:43:47we should talk
00:43:50i'm not very good with words me neither
00:43:56but last night i you don't have to say anything
00:43:59we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other
00:44:04like nothing ever happened
00:44:06i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second
00:44:09you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:44:11i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before
00:44:14i've never been with someone like you before
00:44:17okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your your d-list actresses
00:44:23you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that
00:44:28if you would take back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're driving
00:44:33me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out
00:44:37i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:44:40wait did you just call me amelia
00:44:44what happened to dog walker
00:44:49i have a confession to make
00:44:51last night
00:44:55i don't know how i don't know why
00:44:58that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:45:02really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:45:11but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:45:19you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:45:23amelia please
00:45:26i know you felt it too
00:45:29amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:38i felt it too
00:45:41so why are we fighting it
00:45:46i've been thinking about you all day
00:45:49me too
00:45:51you
00:46:01you
00:46:03you
00:46:06you
00:46:07you
00:46:11you
00:46:14so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:46:31shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump
00:46:39superyacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super
00:46:43drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:46:58you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:07i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:47:13you mean like you and me together together
00:47:16why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce
00:47:43jake how's it going good yeah but the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you
00:47:54about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like
00:48:02that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:48:08he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:48:11well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:48:17oh my god oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:22i didn't mean a pride
00:48:24just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:27i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:29thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:48:32remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:37i thought we had a connection
00:48:38you're a cat person
00:48:40it never would have worked
00:48:42come on gucci let's go
00:48:45cats are awesome
00:48:50that was a great presentation
00:48:56the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:00maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:49:04oh yeah yeah now listen
00:49:06i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:49:09you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:49:11gucci sure
00:49:12but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:15yeah but that's how you impress her
00:49:17you invite her for a romantic date
00:49:20at the dog park
00:49:21at the dog park
00:49:22mm-hmm
00:49:23i just texted her it's all set
00:49:25now
00:49:26go get her lover boy
00:49:29so
00:49:40you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:42you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's
00:49:45it's my dad's dog
00:49:47not mine
00:49:48let me try
00:49:50that's okay
00:49:52i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:49:54dainty hands
00:49:56do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:01no
00:50:03i like my work
00:50:04what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:50:08have fun
00:50:09you're right
00:50:11i should work less
00:50:12if nothing else
00:50:14you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:17fetch gucci
00:50:21i've got a big surprise
00:50:27a surprise
00:50:29just wait and see
00:50:31have a good night
00:50:41have a good night mr tino bellino
00:50:42what's that
00:50:49special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:52but gucci
00:50:56it's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:58you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:02i thought you were
00:51:04i thought you were
00:51:04off the clock today
00:51:06besides a special occasion
00:51:08i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:12to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:14i'm kidding
00:51:15this is for us
00:51:17why don't you get us a coarse cream
00:51:19what else is in the bag
00:51:20just some
00:51:22imported italian ingredients
00:51:23so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25you can cook
00:51:27that was so good
00:51:42i feel like i just
00:51:44went to italy
00:51:45even though i've never been
00:51:46how did you
00:51:47do this
00:51:48i can't cook
00:51:49at all
00:51:49making italian food
00:51:51is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52did you learn in culinary school
00:51:54no
00:51:55my mom taught me
00:51:56tell me about her
00:51:58i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:01sorry
00:52:03i don't mean to pray
00:52:05she
00:52:06passed away when i was 11
00:52:08breast cancer
00:52:09but
00:52:11i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:52:15and
00:52:16she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:19we'd spend hours in the kitchen just
00:52:21cooking and
00:52:22eating and
00:52:23laughing
00:52:24i still
00:52:26have all of her recipes
00:52:28here
00:52:29handwritten in italian
00:52:31that's really special
00:52:32i miss her
00:52:36this might sound corny but
00:52:39i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:42it's not corny
00:52:44but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:52:47just
00:52:48don't tell tmz
00:52:49what about your parents
00:52:52my parents died in a car accident
00:52:55when i was 13
00:52:57it's been me and betsy ever since
00:52:59i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:04i don't want to lose her too
00:53:07i'm sorry
00:53:10your story made me emotional
00:53:12i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you
00:53:15no
00:53:15no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes
00:53:18it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:21well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:23is it just the wine
00:53:29or am i really falling for
00:53:32him
00:53:32her
00:53:33you don't want espresso
00:53:37hey
00:53:46hey
00:53:48do you want an espresso
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you
00:53:53you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i
00:53:59ready bro
00:54:01well let me fix your tie
00:54:03what do you know about ties
00:54:07you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:08and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11touche
00:54:13there you go
00:54:15okay bye
00:54:16bye
00:54:17love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:21sorry
00:54:32reflex
00:54:33i didn't mean to say that
00:54:34me neither
00:54:35too soon
00:54:36talk about it later
00:54:39yeah
00:54:40okay
00:54:41okay
00:54:42ugh
00:54:43could that have been any more awkward
00:54:45and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:48look who's here
00:54:54hey
00:54:55my little guy
00:54:57hey little gucci
00:54:59look at this right here
00:55:01huh
00:55:02let's try
00:55:03oh yeah now here's
00:55:06here's mine
00:55:08right
00:55:08just like that
00:55:10huh
00:55:10yeah
00:55:11even got one for big brother
00:55:12right there
00:55:13come to papa
00:55:15yes my boy
00:55:17all right
00:55:19all right
00:55:20so
00:55:20we gotta talk about this
00:55:22this wedding
00:55:22right
00:55:23this is two weeks off
00:55:24hollywood bowl
00:55:25they're waiting for an answer
00:55:26and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin
00:55:29on the plane
00:55:29he says the band
00:55:31is free
00:55:32you like cold play
00:55:33right
00:55:34dad
00:55:34we can't have the wedding
00:55:36at the hollywood bowl
00:55:37cool
00:55:38well all right
00:55:40then we'll book
00:55:41the magic castle
00:55:42how about that
00:55:43not too big
00:55:43plenty room for cold play
00:55:44huh
00:55:45let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:49why
00:55:50something wrong with Amelia
00:55:51no
00:55:52everything is great
00:55:54it's better than great
00:55:56honestly
00:55:57but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's our thing
00:56:02it's not Amelia's thing
00:56:04i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:56:06wow
00:56:08you know you have a very good point there
00:56:13i'm very impressed
00:56:16you've never acted like this
00:56:18with any other woman
00:56:20i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:56:23with another girl
00:56:23sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:26love
00:56:28yeah
00:56:30i don't know
00:56:32he's cute
00:56:34all right
00:56:35all right
00:56:36change of deal
00:56:37gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39all right
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small
00:56:41intimate affair
00:56:43a wedding
00:56:43with cold play
00:56:45no cold play dad
00:56:47no cold play
00:56:49so
00:56:56it's about my cancer treatment
00:56:59it's not working
00:57:01i know it
00:57:02i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured
00:57:07what
00:57:08you're cured
00:57:10oh
00:57:11congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:14i wasn't expecting it
00:57:16i didn't think i would be cured
00:57:18in only two sessions
00:57:19it only took two sessions
00:57:22i almost had enough in my savings
00:57:24to cover that
00:57:25maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:57:28what's wrong sis
00:57:30we should be celebrating
00:57:32i brought prosecco
00:57:33no
00:57:34yeah
00:57:35no i'm good
00:57:37yeah
00:57:37amelia
00:57:39i'm your sister
00:57:40you can tell me anything
00:57:42is it michelangelo
00:57:45is everything okay
00:57:47if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie
00:57:52so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two
00:57:54it's not michelangelo
00:57:57let's see
00:57:58it's me
00:58:01i have to tell you something
00:58:04i cannot believe
00:58:10that they convinced you to do
00:58:11an arranged marriage
00:58:13what is this
00:58:14game of thrones
00:58:15it was the only way
00:58:16that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:20actually
00:58:22he's not that bad
00:58:24i kinda like him
00:58:27yeah
00:58:29babe
00:58:29that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there
00:58:33betsy
00:58:34i have
00:58:35real feelings for him
00:58:38but
00:58:39what about the tabloid stories
00:58:42you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:45they banned him
00:58:46for life
00:58:48you'll never go to epcot
00:58:49he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or
00:58:53at least not to me
00:58:54he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:58:58amelia
00:58:58if you marry michelangelo
00:59:02he will make your life a living hell
00:59:05what if you meet him
00:59:07yeah
00:59:09meet him
00:59:10maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12maybe
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:14don't count on it
00:59:15please
00:59:16me
00:59:17just give him a chance
00:59:18fine
00:59:20yes
00:59:21only one
00:59:22yes
00:59:23you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:32thank you for making dinner
00:59:37of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:40we need to celebrate
00:59:42michelangelo
00:59:45you know that betsy
00:59:47is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:49right
00:59:50you mean besides me
00:59:51i'm serious
00:59:52it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:54have a glass of wine
00:59:57tonight's gonna be great
01:00:00it's
01:00:09enormous
01:00:11why would anybody need so much room
01:00:16it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:20nice to finally meet you
01:00:23let's see
01:00:24so
01:00:26this is the
01:00:28infamous
01:00:30michelangelo
01:00:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon
01:00:38Amelia said that's the year that you were born
01:00:40yeah
01:00:42sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44it's worth more than my car
01:00:46why would anybody spend that much on a drink
01:00:48$8.99 at Ralph's
01:00:52it's delicious
01:00:53this was made in France
01:00:56sorry
01:00:57can't touch that stuff
01:00:58so
01:01:00who wants a drink
01:01:02you
01:01:23hardly touch your food
01:01:24it's
01:01:26a little too
01:01:27rich
01:01:28for me
01:01:29mine tastes great
01:01:31so
01:01:34michelangelo
01:01:35i
01:01:35have some
01:01:36big sister questions to ask about the
01:01:38pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you
01:01:40don't mind
01:01:41do you
01:01:42fire away
01:01:43so
01:01:45i know you two have been having your
01:01:47fun
01:01:49um
01:01:50but
01:01:51what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase
01:01:55wears off
01:01:55i don't think it's going to
01:01:57i don't think it's going to
01:01:57that's cute and all but
01:02:01what about her career are you gonna support her
01:02:04or kids what's your stance on that
01:02:06or are you just gonna
01:02:08jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:02:11betsy
01:02:11betsy
01:02:11look
01:02:12i know i have a past
01:02:14but
01:02:16i'm committed to it
01:02:17we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:20i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married
01:02:25and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know
01:02:28easy betsy
01:02:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:36you would give her the time
01:02:38and what makes you such an expert
01:02:40i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:42michelangelo
01:02:44you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:48she gets it from you
01:02:49are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:02:53you started it
01:02:59why don't we all just
01:03:01calm down
01:03:02betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:03:05no
01:03:06she's alone and miserable
01:03:07and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:11she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:13you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:15and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18you know what
01:03:19you can't talk to betsy like that
01:03:21that's my sister
01:03:22she just survived cancer
01:03:23that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:29this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:32not to me
01:03:32you know maybe she should be concerned
01:03:34i don't like this side of you
01:03:36see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:03:39but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41you told her
01:03:42she's my sister
01:03:44i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:45oh is that all i am to you
01:03:47a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:03:50it's not what i meant
01:03:52it came out wrong amelia
01:03:53i love you
01:03:55you love me
01:03:56don't listen to him
01:03:58he doesn't even know what that means
01:04:00shut the fuck up
01:04:01you know what
01:04:03maybe she was right
01:04:04i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:04:05it's over
01:04:06we need to get out of here
01:04:14i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:04:17to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:19emilia
01:04:24i know this is hard to hear
01:04:26but
01:04:27you did the right thing
01:04:29you do so much better than him
01:04:32yeah
01:04:33but he isn't a monster
01:04:35i shouldn't have said that
01:04:37we can talk about it on the road
01:04:39get packing
01:04:41and if we leave now
01:04:42we can get to mexico by dawn
01:04:44lay low for a bit
01:04:45mexico
01:04:46or canada
01:04:47whatever
01:04:48it's that or stay here and get sued
01:04:50by the dino lovinos
01:04:52or worse
01:04:53i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:56i mean
01:04:57i only told you about the contract
01:04:59it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that
01:05:03we're
01:05:04liabilities
01:05:05loose ends
01:05:07you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:09get rid of that thing
01:05:14they could be tracking us right now
01:05:17yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:05:22see
01:05:23he could have a sniper on us
01:05:27it's romulus
01:05:31hey romulus
01:05:32what
01:05:34what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:36what
01:05:39you came
01:05:50against my better judgment
01:05:53i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy
01:05:57but
01:05:58it's over with now
01:06:00you should
01:06:03punish me for straying
01:06:05you make me sick
01:06:08they make me sick
01:06:10nice
01:06:19underwear
01:06:21it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:23okay
01:06:28let's get this over with
01:06:30is that all you have to say
01:06:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:06:38i'm sorry
01:06:40chantel
01:06:41i thought i wanted this
01:06:44but i don't
01:06:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:50amelia broke up with me
01:06:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:07:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:13and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:14i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:17there
01:07:21amelia
01:07:27hi dad
01:07:29gucci's gone
01:07:31i'll be right there
01:07:33i'll be right there
01:07:40gucci gucci
01:07:41come on
01:07:42romulus
01:07:42what hold on
01:07:44oh
01:07:44well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:07:49we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:07:51he just shot off like a rocket
01:07:53i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:56well we can help you find him
01:08:00yeah
01:08:01right
01:08:02oh
01:08:03good thanks
01:08:05gucci
01:08:06this better not be a trap
01:08:08just come on
01:08:10gucci
01:08:12gucci
01:08:13gucci
01:08:14gucci
01:08:15gucci
01:08:16gucci
01:08:17gucci
01:08:18gucci
01:08:19gucci
01:08:20gucci
01:08:21gucci
01:08:22gucci
01:08:23gucci
01:08:24gucci
01:08:25gucci
01:08:26gucci
01:08:27gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:28gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:29gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:30if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:08:31nothing will
01:08:32ha ha ha
01:08:33smart move dude
01:08:35here ladies
01:08:36take a piece of this prosciutto
01:08:37yeah, that's it
01:08:38yeah, and that
01:08:39hehehe
01:08:41emilia
01:08:53gucci
01:08:55gucci
01:08:57We've been looking for him all night long
01:09:04We're never gonna find him
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad
01:09:08He's just off having a little adventure
01:09:10Keep looking, he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:12See, they're not gonna kill us
01:09:16I do have to admit, though
01:09:17I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:20He's really there for his dad
01:09:23His dad's dog
01:09:25So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that
01:09:29Gucci
01:09:32Gucci, my boy's back
01:09:38Okay, okay
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving
01:09:55I might have possibly misjudged you
01:10:03A little
01:10:04It's okay, most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:10:09They just leave out part of the story
01:10:11Amelia
01:10:13Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:19Please?
01:10:19Amelia
01:10:22Can we talk?
01:10:26Please?
01:10:28Okay
01:10:28Amelia
01:10:37I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:10:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:10:44And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:10:47I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:10:55Thanks for saying that
01:10:58I needed to hear that
01:11:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:04You're not one
01:11:06I'm still learning new things about you
01:11:10Most of them are good
01:11:12I'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:15I'm not
01:11:18You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:24Amelia, this might sound crazy
01:11:27But I meant it when I said that I love you
01:11:31And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together
01:11:36I want to know that our love is real
01:11:39Dad
01:11:42What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:11:47Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:11:52And not because of some legal obligation
01:11:57But because she wants to
01:12:01Consider our contract null and void
01:12:08Amelia
01:12:16What will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:22Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes
01:12:28I'll marry you
01:12:31You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:12:47And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:12:50Look at me
01:12:52I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:12:55All right, all right, you two
01:12:58That's enough, all right
01:13:00We spent this whole night together
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast
01:13:05Italian style, huh?
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:10I think I can get used to it
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding
01:13:14All right
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved
01:13:17Especially Coldplay
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:13:21It was worth a try
01:13:23And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:13:50Michelangelo
01:13:51Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia
01:13:55Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:14:00We're perfect together
01:14:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:14:07And not just about dogs
01:14:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:14:22As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:14:34As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:14:38Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:14:47I love you so much
01:14:50I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:15:00But here we are
01:15:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:15:06And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:15:10And although we haven't spent much time together
01:15:18It feels like a lifetime
01:15:20In a good way
01:15:21I know your mom would be proud of you
01:15:24Te amo Michelangelo
01:15:25I love you
01:15:26With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:15:30And the city of Beverly Hills
01:15:31I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:15:34You may kiss your bride
01:15:36Thanks
01:15:45I'm Betsy
01:15:47Amelia's sister
01:15:48I'm Jake
01:15:50Another dog walker
01:15:51It's crazy
01:15:53You know, given my sister
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person
01:15:57Me too
01:15:59Woo!
01:16:00Woohoo!
01:16:01Oh, clap
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