I Keep Getting Asked If I'm Gonna Freeze My Eggs | Standup Comedy | Cracked Comedy Club - video Dailymotion

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00:00I don't have kids but I do have to decide soon if I'm gonna have a kid. I keep getting asked if I'm

00:04gonna freeze my eggs and then I have to explain to those people that I can barely afford eggs.

00:11I'm at the age where when I'm with my parents I will very intentionally drink alcohol in front

00:16of them so they don't think I'm pregnant. We went to my cousin's wedding a month ago and I just

00:21didn't feel like drinking and my mom clocked it immediately. They came around and they were like

00:26champagne and I was like no thanks I'm good and my mom goes so is there something you want to tell me

00:34and I was like oh she knows I'm on mushrooms.

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