00:00If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean and you've done it all and you've done all the dishes and you've closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your dick socked!
00:10Oh, very funny guys. You're ruining my chances with Katy Perry every time you leak one of these things open. God damn it, you know she runs hot and cold.
00:20That is my love language! I don't need a red Ferrari! I can buy a red Ferrari!
00:26She's got one demand and this is it, okay? You're not ruining that for me.
00:31Just do the fucking dishes! Why do we have so many dishes? Think this is going to help? You want to make more of these?
00:37And how is heaven this going to help? You know how she feels about this?
00:41I will suck your dick! It's not easy!
