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  • 7/24/2025

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00:00I'm four new followers.
00:16One dear.
00:18Who's VTV Property Management?
00:28George, come on, school!
00:29Gang-Gang's still in there.
00:30Take only one shower!
00:32Mummy, hurry up!
00:33Why are you wearing gloves?
00:34I'm reviewing anti-aging hand masks on my TikTok.
00:37Are you being paid to do that?
00:38No, it doesn't work like that.
00:40Mummy, please hurry up.
00:42The kids have school.
00:43I've got to be at my co-lab for nine.
00:45Well, it's not my fault you've downsized to a single bathroom abode, darling.
00:48Why can't you just have a bath after the school run, Mummy?
00:50No, I'm off out.
00:51I need to check out my new sauna's coming along.
00:53See when I can move back home.
00:55No, Mummy, you said you'd be in to sign for my new ring light.
00:57Why do you need another one?
00:58One to light my face and one to light my hands.
01:02Mummy, everyone knows influencing is 80% lighting.
01:04What's the other 20%?
01:06Narcissism?
01:07Can't you get that hunky guy in the cellar to collect your parcel?
01:09What a hunk!
01:11Who uses the word hunky anyway?
01:13Can someone help me with this knob?
01:31Yeah?
01:32Hi.
01:32I'm getting a very expensive ring light delivered this morning and my mother was supposed to wait in for it now.
01:36She's going out, so can you be in to sign for it, please?
01:40Yeah, because I'm paid to be your concierge.
01:43I've got a job, Amanda.
01:44Do you not remember the old school hymn when I needed a neighbour?
01:47Were you there?
01:48Were you there?
01:49But I'm not going to be there because I've got a job.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:56Is that Miss Clacey?
01:58Is that even legal if she's your kid's PE teacher?
02:02Goodbye, Amanda.
02:02You seriously never heard of a baton, eh, Diego?
02:28Yes, it's a carrot stick, you dick.
02:30Oh, here she is.
02:31Hi, Amanda.
02:32You know, I still can't believe our two babbies are an item.
02:36I'm like the Carol Middleton to your Queen Camilla.
02:39And at least let me be Lady Di.
02:40Listen, guys, guys, strap in.
02:42Mega gossip download.
02:44Mal is sleeping with Miss Clacey.
02:47Hold on a sec.
02:48Mal is shagging the PE teacher from Haycroft.
02:51Surely that's breaking a law.
02:53That is exactly what I said.
02:54I saw them yesterday canoodling on my front doorstep.
02:56Yeah, good for him.
02:57She's a ride.
02:58Uh, excuse me?
02:59What?
02:59She is a ride.
03:00I'm allowed to find other women rides.
03:02I mean, you said the other day you thought Michelle Hussain off the news was a ride.
03:05Oh, she is a ride.
03:06Shh, shh, here he comes.
03:07Don't say a word, Anne.
03:09Mal, I never knew you had a girlfriend.
03:11Well done.
03:13Well, what's all this we hear about you and Miss Clacey?
03:17Thank you, Amanda.
03:18Siobhan's not my girlfriend.
03:19She just stayed over a couple of nights.
03:22Well, things must be getting fairly serious if you're at the staying over stage.
03:26Please, no one ever tell Anne about chem sex parties.
03:30Don't you think Miss Clacey's a bit young female?
03:32She's nearly 30.
03:33What's the big deal?
03:34I am single.
03:36Oh, I remember the last day I was single.
03:38It was the 19th of April of 1993, the day I met Chris.
03:41Yeah.
03:42How old were you then?
03:4313.
03:44Before you ask, he was 11.
03:45Yeah, but he actually had the energy of a 12 and a half year old, so it wasn't that weird to you.
03:48I'm actually dipping my toe in the dating pool myself as it happens.
03:52Yeah, no, he's a property developer from South Africa.
03:55He lives in Wapping now, and we've been sliding into each other's DMs.
04:01You know what?
04:01You need to watch yourself out there, Amanda.
04:03Yeah?
04:03Because I've listened to that podcast, Sweet Bobby.
04:06Oh, God.
04:06Not everyone is a Tinder swindler.
04:09I mean, if I was a frumpy Mary, yeah, I would be suspicious.
04:14But bitching for attractive women all the time, it's perfectly natural.
04:17Watch out, boy!
04:20It's the gift that keeps on giving.
04:23You think that's clever?
04:24Oh, lighten up, Anne.
04:29Are you coming for a bacon sarnie after months?
04:31Oh, Fee, I've got to go to the DH old depot in Heathrow to retrieve my ring light before it gets sent back to China.
04:36Oh, ring light lights your ring, right?
04:38No, Fee.
04:39My mother was supposed to be in when it was delivered, but she's just out now,
04:42spunking my inheritance on brunches and saunas and God knows what else she gets up to.
04:48I think it's great.
04:49Your mum's got a social life.
04:51Yeah, but she's really cagey about it.
04:54Well, maybe she's second to love her, too.
04:56As if.
04:57Why not?
04:57She's a handsome woman.
04:59Oh, my God.
05:01Do you think my mother is hot?
05:02100% Helen Mirren vibes.
05:04Oh, that's funny.
05:06People often say I'm like a young Mirren.
05:08People often say I look like a young Gloria Honeyford.
05:11Oh, now that I get.
05:13No, wait.
05:13Hang on, hang on, hang on.
05:14I just need to get eyes on Darius.
05:15Hang on.
05:16I just installed a tracker on him.
05:17Oh, that's very FBI, everyone.
05:19Well, look, it's dead easy.
05:20I just took one of those Bluetooth fobs and I sold it into his jacket.
05:23No, they're really great, those.
05:24I've got one of my keys.
05:25Where are all my keys?
05:26Nah, I'm not microchipping them like the cats.
05:29You've got to trust your kid, you know?
05:32Well, what if something awful happens to Morton?
05:34What if she falls down like a manhole or something?
05:36Anne, I've never heard of anyone falling down a manhole.
05:39Well, excuse me, but I had a cousin.
05:41He fell through a trap door into a pub seller because they didn't lock it properly after a Guinness delivery.
05:45But he was given Six Nations tickets as a compensation.
05:48Anne, there is nothing in that story I can relate to.
05:55Fallow foam oil bar.
05:57Skin soap.
05:58Anti-Saxon hand serum.
05:59Gorgeous texture.
06:00Smells incredible.
06:01Uh, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed.
06:03Acosta foam hand balm.
06:04It's so nourishing and organic.
06:07It smells so yummy.
06:08So hydrating.
06:09Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed.
06:11No, no, no.
06:12You take the gorge and I'll take the cast.
06:14Oh, God.
06:15Are you looking where they're going?
06:17Manus.
06:17Manus.
06:17Manus.
06:19Manus.
06:19Darling, there is a key here for you in Gangang.
06:21Will you help her with the air fry?
06:22Because she won't have a clue how to use it.
06:24Oh, there you are.
06:25You were supposed to be back at seven, Mummy.
06:27I need to leave.
06:28Well, I'm here now, aren't I?
06:29Where have you been all day anyway?
06:31What is this?
06:31The Spanish Inquisition?
06:32Oh, God.
06:33It's been here since I've been on a proper date.
06:35Is it too much?
06:40You look tip-top.
06:43Now, two bits of advice.
06:45Yeah.
06:46One, don't tell him you have kids.
06:49Men run a mile.
06:50I realised quickly that it was best to keep that under my hat.
06:53Me?
06:54Me under your hat, Mummy?
06:55And number two, check his wedding ring finger for an indent.
06:59He's not married, Mummy.
07:00Darling, they never are.
07:02It's my taxi.
07:04Wish me luck.
07:05Find them!
07:06Honestly.
07:08My sweetheart.
07:12Manus.
07:13Manus.
07:14Manus.
07:14Manus, darling.
07:15Manus.
07:15Manus!
07:16Darling, how about I teach you to mix a daiquiri this evening?
07:24Hi.
07:26How's it?
07:26Amanda from Sensuous.
07:29Senuous.
07:30And you must be Johannes from Johannes van der Vel Property Management Limited.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Look at you, girl.
07:40Mm-mm.
07:41Ain't too bad yourself.
07:44By the way, I can't believe you booked us a table at Double Shin.
07:47I was actually a guest of honour at the soft opening a few weeks ago.
07:51The owner's a dear, dear friend of mine, Delafry.
07:54I've never heard of her.
07:55I booked this place because it was the only restaurant in the area that wasn't a chicken shop
07:59or attached to a bowling alley.
08:01Shall we?
08:09Hi.
08:10Hey.
08:10Do you guys have a reservation?
08:12Yeah.
08:13Van der Velde, 7.30.
08:14Is Della in tonight?
08:16Yeah.
08:16Delafry is in every night.
08:18If only that, um, could we pull back and say hi if you just tell her it's Amanda?
08:22No.
08:24Sorry, she's busy.
08:25Oh, that's fine.
08:28Hello.
08:29Della!
08:29Della!
08:30Della!
08:35Oh, she was so great.
08:37Okay.
08:38Thank you so much.
08:40Della!
08:41There she is.
08:42Hello.
08:43I'd love you to meet...
08:45Johannes.
08:45Oh.
08:46I'm trying to seduce your smoking hot friend.
08:49Well, I'm sure that won't be hard.
08:52Shall I show you to your seats?
08:54What table are they at, Sandy?
08:56Table 14.
08:57Great, great.
08:57Which one's 14?
08:58Toilet table.
08:59Oh, yeah.
09:00Okay, follow me.
09:02Thank you so much.
09:04This is lovely.
09:06What do you want to watch?
09:07Salt bun?
09:08Okay.
09:10Who wants a hottie chockie?
09:12No, go away.
09:14Georgina, you couldn't give me a hand with my necklace, could you?
09:21I had to take it off earlier for my mammogram.
09:24That's my mother's engagement ring.
09:25I hope that one day Darius will give it to his one true love.
09:29It doesn't fit me anymore after my hands swelled after having the twins.
09:33Would you like to give it a go there, Georgie?
09:35Yes.
09:36Let's go and play table tennis.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:38What's this?
09:47Huh.
09:49Salt burn.
09:51Give it a call.
09:53And a glass of the Morgenhoff estate, please.
09:58I actually went to school with the guy who owns the vineyard, John T. Morgenhoff.
10:02Of course.
10:03Can I be honest with you?
10:04Yes.
10:04I was kind of worried that you wouldn't look as hot IRL as you do on your socials.
10:11Like, you might be a total dog.
10:14But you are insanely hot, Amanda.
10:18Oh.
10:18And if this is all tweaks and fillers, I don't care.
10:21No, it's all own-natural-ish.
10:24Thanks.
10:26Um, cheers.
10:28Cheers.
10:31Hello?
10:33No.
10:33I'm avoiding brine at the moment.
10:36High blood pressure.
10:37Oh.
10:40I saw you looking at my ring finger.
10:45Okay.
10:46Nosey birdie.
10:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:49Drum roll, please.
10:50What?
10:51I said drum roll, please.
10:52Okay.
10:55Ta-da.
10:56Say, look.
10:57No ring.
10:57Oh, shit.
11:00My wedding ring.
11:01I'm kidding.
11:04It's my signet ring, Amanda.
11:05I was winding you up.
11:07Look, it goes on my pinky.
11:09I'm not married, Amanda.
11:11Okay, okay.
11:12And before you ask, no, I don't usually DM pretty chicks.
11:16And no, I don't live with my mother.
11:18I'm quite a simple guy.
11:19I'm filthy rich.
11:20I never married.
11:21I've never had kids.
11:22Are you gay?
11:27Girl, I just drove all the way to South Halston to kiss a total hottie.
11:32Of course I'm not gay.
11:35What?
11:36Who says we're going to kiss?
11:41Mother.
11:46Sorry, that's my mother.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:51I'm sorry.
11:52That's so embarrassing.
11:53I can see where you got your looks.
11:55She must have been young when she had you.
11:56Should we stop talking about my mother because it's sort of killing the mood?
11:59Yeah.
12:04It's all right.
12:05I'm just going to, I will just put this on silent.
12:08Sorry.
12:08There we go.
12:09Sorry.
12:09You know, actually, I will.
12:15I should probably take it because it might be about my daughter.
12:18You have a kid?
12:20Yes.
12:20Um, two.
12:23Brilliant.
12:23I love kids.
12:25What is it, Anne?
12:26Oh, hi.
12:27Do you have eyes on Darius?
12:28Because he was supposed to be walking Georgie home.
12:31I'm looking at the tracker here.
12:32He's been out there a good 15 minutes.
12:34He wouldn't put my mind at rest and just check any drains or manholes.
12:39Oh, shit.
12:41They're here.
12:42Yes.
12:43Yes.
12:43He's here.
12:44I'll turn to my home, Anne.
12:45Bye.
12:47Look at these for us.
12:49No ways.
12:50They're too busy playing Tom to Loki themselves.
12:52I'm going to have to pretend that you're my Uber driver because I do not want my daughter
12:56to know that.
12:57Okay.
12:58No problem.
12:58I love a bit of role play.
13:02Thank you, Uber driver.
13:03Five stars.
13:05You better give me a big tip.
13:09All right, guys.
13:10Party's over.
13:12Wait, Georgie, what's that on your ne-
13:14Oh, my God.
13:15Is that a love fight?
13:16Oh, please.
13:18Inside.
13:19You can talk.
13:21You would just make it out with a drug dealer.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:24He's not a drug dealer.
13:25If you must know, I was on a date and it's kind of casual, but yeah, he's really great.
13:34Um, maybe we could go on a double date together.
13:39Yeah, that could be fun.
13:40I was joking.
13:42Yeah, no.
13:44So was I joking.
13:47Darius, go home.
13:49Shoo.
13:56Oh, somebody looks like the cat that's got the cream.
13:58Keep your voice down, kids.
14:01I hope he didn't make you go Dutch or something ghastly.
14:04No, he's a perfect gentleman.
14:05He paid for everything.
14:07And he didn't mind that I had kids.
14:08And no sign of a wedding ring.
14:10So, uh, I think I hit the jackpot, Mummy.
14:13Good for you.
14:15Sex shouldn't stop when you get older.
14:18It's a very important part of life.
14:21Right.
14:22Can I use the ablutions or is there another rush hour?
14:25Just put the mat down, Mummy.
14:27Love you too.
14:56Bye.
14:57Why would you want to suck someone's neck till it gets bruised?
15:02Oh, we all went through the lovebite phase.
15:04It doesn't really last that long, but God, it isn't.
15:07So you'll miss lovebites when they're gone.
15:09It's like a reverse horror movie.
15:11And the neck sucking stops.
15:13What are they sucking next?
15:15Here, how's your mum's back, Mans?
15:17Fine.
15:18I mean, she's got scoliosis from years of looking down at people.
15:21Why?
15:21She cancelled brunch this morning for an emergency chiropractor appointment.
15:25She told me she was going to the V&A.
15:27She's so sneaky.
15:28You know I found a brand new pair of men's pyjamas stashed under her bed.
15:32Well, I think it's great she's getting laid.
15:34Why is she keeping it a secret?
15:36Maybe she doesn't want everyone to know about it.
15:38Speaking of which, how's it going with your new boyfriend?
15:42Anne!
15:43Shut up!
15:44Maybe I don't want everyone to know either.
15:47But since you asked, it's going really well, thank you.
15:50Yeah, I'm going up to his penthouse tonight, actually.
15:56Oh.
15:57Look how big his balcony is!
16:02Jeez.
16:03Guy really likes his emojis.
16:05Yeah?
16:06What's wrong with that?
16:07I didn't say anything's wrong with that.
16:08Do you not send Miss Glacey emojis?
16:10No, we just send each other voice notes.
16:12Oh, God.
16:14Yeah, I told you she's too young for you.
16:16What?
16:17It's just a phone call that you do one side at a time.
16:19So, you guys are going proper steady now.
16:22Have you told the kiddos?
16:24No, because that would be crazy for you.
16:26But at this rate, it probably won't be long.
16:30Have you told Ned about Miss Clacey yet?
16:32No.
16:32Oh, you know, it's a very loose arrangement.
16:36Obviously, she's his teacher.
16:38Plus, she's closer in age to Ned than you.
16:40Age ain't nothing but a number.
16:41You know who wrote that song?
16:44Yeah, I know.
16:47Who wrote that song?
16:48Ah, Kelly.
16:49Your Kelly wrote that?
16:52Fair play to her.
16:53And then, he goes dancing around the stately home, naked as the day he was born.
17:00And I should know, because I was there the day he was born.
17:03Yeah.
17:03His mummy was on the same ward as Sinead when she was having Michael.
17:06So, it's the second time now I've seen Barry Keoghan's Mickey.
17:09Lads, look.
17:11Sorry.
17:11I just, I wanted to introduce you to the Irish contingent.
17:14Hello.
17:14How are you?
17:15Hey.
17:16Pat.
17:16This is Georgie.
17:18Hello, you're Georgie.
17:19Darius' lovely girlfriend.
17:21You're all going to love her.
17:23And Georgie, this is Pat.
17:24Hiya.
17:25Lorraine.
17:26Hey, Georgie.
17:27Pat and her husband, Edgar.
17:29Hiya.
17:29And then there's Pat, Pat, Lisa, Pat.
17:32Hello, I'm sorry.
17:32And her daughter, Saoirse.
17:33Hiya.
17:33And then that's my other sister, Pat.
17:36Hiya.
17:37And her husband, Pat.
17:39How are you going on?
17:40Oh, Finn, Owen, do you want to talk to your aunties?
17:44Right.
17:45I'll leave you to it.
17:46Yes.
17:50Darius, we need to talk.
17:55Drink in that view.
17:57Yeah.
17:58Wow.
17:59You can see all the way to the Rotherhithe tunnel that takes the A101 under the Thames.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Please.
18:10Oh, God, it's so nice to share this massive balcony with someone.
18:16So peaceful.
18:17Christ.
18:20Oh, that's just the air conditioning unit for the building.
18:23Okay.
18:23I'm so used to it.
18:24I don't even hear it anymore.
18:26Don't worry.
18:27It doesn't last very long.
18:28See, it stopped me.
18:29Okay.
18:32Champagne.
18:33Oh, lovely.
18:36Hi.
18:36Lovely to meet you.
18:37How are you?
18:40Where's Georgie?
18:41She dumped me, Mum.
18:43She what?
18:44I don't know what I did wrong.
18:52Ah, this view is incredible, isn't it?
18:55I love coming out here and just forgetting all my problems.
18:59Oh, that'd be nice.
19:02You okay?
19:04Share your burden.
19:05I'm a terrific listener.
19:06Oh, no.
19:07It's just my mother.
19:09Yeah.
19:09Oh, shame.
19:10You okay?
19:11Yeah, she's been acting really weirdly lately.
19:15And maybe I think she's got a boyfriend, but I just, I don't know why she's not telling
19:19me.
19:20So, very boring.
19:22Sorry.
19:22Probably nothing at all.
19:23No, no.
19:24Look, I don't want to put the shits up you.
19:26I mean, I can think of some other things I'd like to put up you, but no, you're right to
19:31be worried because my mother was actually catfished back in Joburg.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:37She was actually catfished twice.
19:39The first time she was catfished was an actual catfish attack.
19:44But the second time she was catfished was by a very naughty gentleman from the internet.
19:48Oh, God.
19:48We persuaded her to buy him lots of gifts, like expensive holidays.
19:54And a Patek Philippe watch.
19:56Sorry?
19:57A Patek Philippe watch.
20:00Did you, did you say watch?
20:02Yeah.
20:03A Patek Philippe watch.
20:05The whole saga really knocked my poor mother's confidence.
20:10Elderly women are very vulnerable.
20:13Oh.
20:14Sorry.
20:16That's okay.
20:17Just be two seconds.
20:21Anne, if this is about Darius being outside my house, I'm not there right now.
20:24It's awful.
20:24They've broken up.
20:26Darius and Georgie, they've split.
20:28Oh, God, Anne, you made it sound like something really bad had happened.
20:32It is something bad.
20:33Darius is in a terrible stage and Georgie's probably heartbroken.
20:37Okay.
20:37And thanks for letting me know, Anne.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Bye.
20:41Sorry.
20:41It's fine.
20:43Oh, lovely.
20:46Mmm.
20:52Oh, Christ.
20:58I'm...
20:59Johannes, I'm sorry.
21:00I just...
21:01I can't relax.
21:02I think I've got to go.
21:03Home.
21:04You're going?
21:05Yeah.
21:05I...
21:05It's my daughter's first proper boyfriend.
21:08And I just feel like I've got to be home to comfort her.
21:12What?
21:13Let's do lunch on Monday.
21:16I'll call you.
21:17Okay.
21:18I'll call you.
21:23Georgie, are you upstairs?
21:25Amazing.
21:26Oh, Morton.
21:28Oh, Morton.
21:29Darling.
21:30It's all right.
21:31I'm here now.
21:32Sweetheart, why didn't you answer your phone?
21:34Oh, Darius's mum called me like 30 times, so I turned it off.
21:38I mean, his mum was just really full on.
21:40She introduced Georgie to literally his entire family.
21:42God.
21:44Sorry, did we mess up your date?
21:46It wasn't a date.
21:47I'm not dating.
21:48As long as you're all right.
21:50Is it cool if Morton stays for a sleepover?
21:52Toots.
21:53Yeah, just to text your mum's, let them know you're here.
21:55Oh, yeah, no.
21:55Della knows where I am.
21:57She has a tracking key ring on me anyway.
21:58Oh.
21:59But don't tell Fee, because she will have a breakdown.
22:02Can you leave now?
22:05Okay.
22:12Oh, mummy, you're back.
22:14How was your date?
22:15Uh, it was cut short.
22:18Georgie and Darius broke up.
22:19She seemed surprisingly fine about it.
22:22Well, women have to be resilient.
22:24Right, just off my bath.
22:26How was your day?
22:27Fine, yes.
22:29How's your back?
22:32Fine.
22:33Although I look forward to not sleeping on a sofa bed.
22:35Mm-hmm.
22:45All right, big man, be good.
23:12See you in a bit.
23:13I can't live without you.
23:17Goodbye, my lover.
23:20Goodbye, my friend.
23:22You have been the one.
23:25You have been the one for me.
23:28Goodbye.
23:29You all right, Anne?
23:30Not really.
23:32I'm getting over a breakup.
23:34God, no, not you and Chris.
23:36No, no, no, no.
23:37Darius and Georgie.
23:39Oh.
23:39It's my first experience of being dumped.
23:46I thought I did everything right, you know.
23:49I introduced her to all the paths.
23:51I shared our family recipes.
23:53I started calling me Mammy.
23:55Oh.
23:55Okay, no offense, Anne, but that would make me run a mile.
24:01Really?
24:03Oh, God.
24:05It wasn't him.
24:06It was me.
24:07I'm the reason we broke up.
24:09Um, I can fix this.
24:11Okay, I don't think the solution here is for you to get more involved.
24:15But maybe next time, Darius has a girlfriend, you give them some space.
24:20Absolutely.
24:21Yeah.
24:21Space.
24:23Yeah.
24:25Oh, you're really good at this.
24:27How's everything going with you, Miss Clacey?
24:29Oh.
24:29Well, I think I'm going to call it a day.
24:33She's too young for me.
24:34If this is because of what the others are saying, just, like, don't listen to them.
24:40She's too young for me.
24:40She's too young for you, yeah.
24:43Move it!
24:44Action stations.
24:45You're so late.
24:46Go, go, go.
24:47Love you.
24:50Have a wonderful day at work, darling.
24:51It's a collab.
24:55Bye.
24:56Bye.
24:56Hi, Daniel.
24:59Um, I'm going to be a little bit late this morning.
25:02Um, something's happened to my mother.
25:05Uh, God, I'm sorry.
25:06The reception is absolutely appalling.
25:08I'm going to have to...
25:09Hi.
25:22Hey, babe.
25:23I'm just checking you like shrimp.
25:24I'm putting together a little picnic for our date later.
25:27Oh, God.
25:29Um, Johannes.
25:31Uh, I'm so sorry.
25:33I don't think I'm going to make it.
25:35I've actually got to go check on my mother.
25:37Ah, okay.
25:39Sure.
25:40Yeah.
25:40Absolutely.
25:41No, you should definitely go and do that.
25:43Um, oh, wait.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Johannes.
25:46Wait.
25:46Listen.
25:47Uh, Johannes.
25:48Uh, look.
25:50You are a great guy.
25:52But honestly, between my mother and my kids, my collab, all the other shit life's throwing
25:58at me, I'm not sure I have the bandwidth for a proper relationship.
26:02Oh.
26:04Shame.
26:05Yeah.
26:06No, I, I, I totally get it.
26:09Okay, great.
26:10Well, well, should we put a pin in it and maybe circle back when things are a bit less crazy?
26:18Yeah.
26:18Yeah, sure.
26:19Sure.
26:21Okay, well, uh, listen, Amanda, you take care.
26:25Bye, Johannes.
26:26All the best.
26:27All the best.
26:57Felicity.
27:00No, darling.
27:01I'm Felicity.
27:02This is Amanda.
27:04Oh, yes.
27:05Of course you are.
27:07Nice pajamas, Daddy.
27:13Driver says he's two minutes away.
27:16How did you even know I was here?
27:18Because, Mommy, I was worried about you, so I put a tracker in your handbag.
27:23Well, aren't you magnum P.I.?
27:27Are you going to tell me why you've been seeing him?
27:29Because I feel sorry for him, okay?
27:32And because none of his other wives ever visit him, and...
27:36I know he could be an absolute rotter at times, but...
27:40Yes, he left us, Mommy.
27:41He was the love of my life, Amanda.
27:45So what are you going to do?
27:49Can I give you a lift?
27:50I have to hear, Mommy.
28:02Darius, go up with another girl.
28:05George.
28:08Only me.
28:09Who wants lemonade?
28:10Yum, this is delicious, Mrs. A.
28:17Oh, don't be so formal.
28:21Call me Mammy.
28:22Listen, my darling, there's a reason it didn't work out with this boy.
28:33And one day you'll meet someone and you'll fall completely head over heels and it'll be worth it.
28:39Because when you know, you know.
28:43And if you don't know, then he's not the man for you.
28:46Thanks, Gengen.
28:49Mum, can we get some ice cream?
28:51Of course.
28:57Mummy.
28:58It's so lovely of you to say all that, and you're so right.
29:01I felt exactly...
29:02No, not you.
29:04No, at your age, you need to take what you can get.
29:06You're not a teenager.
29:08No, after my divorce.
29:10Talk about slim pickings.
29:12All the good ones were married.
29:13All the single ones were weirdos.
29:16Widowers were for hen's teeth.
29:18Once you get into your 60s, the sex definitely picks up a bit.
29:23But it's a barren, barren desert until then.
29:31Mummy, do you mind if I pop out for an hour?
29:33Go for it.
29:38Oh, my God, Amanda, your hands are so soft.
29:41Yeah.
29:42Oh, yeah.
29:43Yeah.
29:43Oh, yeah.
30:11Oh, yeah.
30:12Oh, yeah.
30:13Oh, yeah.