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00:00THE END
00:06Mummy, can you not do that?
00:08Oh, Hannes has picked me up. He's gonna pop in and meet the kids.
00:11I'll get it.
00:12No, Mummy, wait. Mum...
00:16How's it? You must be Amanda's sister.
00:19Easy mistake. Mother.
00:21Thanks, Mummy.
00:23Hi.
00:25Um, I'm nervous.
00:27Oh, it's ridiculous. I don't know why I'm so nervous.
00:30Don't be.
00:32I've met loads of my girlfriend's kids.
00:34The trick is not to make a big thing of her.
00:39Hey, guys.
00:42Manus, Georgina.
00:44Um, this is...
00:45We know. He's our new dad.
00:49What are you talking about, Manus? No.
00:51No-one is replacing your dad.
00:53Janus is absolutely not here to replace dad.
00:56It's a joke.
01:01Yes, it was.
01:04That was very, very funny.
01:05It was very, very good.
01:08I love that. I love it. It's so good.
01:11Do you guys like £20 notes?
01:13Yeah.
01:16Sick.
01:17Ooh.
01:19Mm-mm.
01:20Oh.
01:21It couldn't have gone any better, frankly.
01:28It was very organic. No one made a big thing of it.
01:30Just, yeah.
01:31Absolute success story.
01:34So when are we going to meet this new squeeze?
01:36Oh.
01:37Must be getting serious if you're introducing him to the children.
01:39Well, you know, he's a special part of my life now, and you kind of know after three months, right, P?
01:47Don't ask me. I've got terrible boundaries. I proposed to Della on our second day.
01:51Oh.
01:52Wow.
01:53Chris proposed to me on my 18th birthday.
01:55Oh.
01:56And later on that night, we took each other's virginity.
01:58And then we made love in each one of my friends' parents' double beds.
02:03Just devouring each other's bodies.
02:06But not like now.
02:08I can't even remember the last time Chris and I even brushed hands.
02:11Oh.
02:14What's in the bag, Anne?
02:15Oh, er, Fatima's mum lent me a tent for camping this weekend, yeah.
02:18There's still space if you want to join. I mean, everyone else is coming.
02:21No, Anne, Anne, I'm still a maybe.
02:23No, you're not. You're taking this weekend off.
02:25No, thank you.
02:27The only time I'm sitting put in a tent is if it's a marquee and it's an ascot and there's pins.
02:32What about a first aid tent?
02:33Well, of course I go in a first aid tent.
02:35A gazebo? Would you go in a gazebo?
02:37Yes, I would go in a gazebo.
02:39What about if you got murdered and they put a tent over the crime scene?
02:42Don't you have a whistle to blow or something?
02:44You got our deposit right, Anne?
02:46Yes.
02:47Yes.
02:48Me, Ned, Abs, baby Isla and our main man here.
02:53I bet you're a dab hand at camping now, being a gardener.
02:56Me? No.
02:58The only time I've camped is one glass, though, with Abs.
03:00I spent most of it behind a falafel stand in a K-hole.
03:04Tell me about it.
03:05I got stuck in a K-hole this weekend.
03:07Ate the whole thing.
03:08I am pretty hormonal, though.
03:14I'm not kicking that.
03:17Is that your new boyfriend, Amanda?
03:18Yeah.
03:19Can I meet him?
03:20No.
03:21Please.
03:22Just quickly.
03:23Hi.
03:24Hey you.
03:25Wow.
03:26Have you been checking my browsing history?
03:31Because sexy sucker mum is one of my guarantees.
03:34You must be Amanda's piece of hot stuff.
03:37You can call me Johannes.
03:40Okay.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Wow.
03:43It's a pleasure to meet you, your highness.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Hello, Anne.
03:47No wonder you kept this on the down low.
03:48Dating African royalty.
03:50It's Johannes.
03:51Johannes.
03:52Johannes.
03:53Oh, Johannes.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Okay.
03:56Apologies, Your Grace.
03:57My name is Anne.
03:58Aka the BFF from BITD.
04:00Back in the day.
04:02That's quite an impressive package you're holding there, Anne.
04:06Oh, it's a tent.
04:07Yeah.
04:08There's a big gang of us going camping over the weekend.
04:10Oh, camping.
04:11I love camping.
04:12My Omer used to have a farm back in Michalisburg.
04:15We would camp there every summer.
04:17Oh.
04:18I would love a night on the canvas.
04:20What do you say, Amanda?
04:21Oh, well, you're flogging a dead horse there because Amanda hates camping.
04:26Interesting my words a bit there, Anne.
04:28I just find tents sound comfy because I have very long legs and back.
04:31Fine, then.
04:32I'll get a camper van for you and the kids.
04:34All the mod cons.
04:35It'll be like a hotel room on a campsite.
04:38You'll love it.
04:40Yay.
04:41Can't wait.
04:43It's got to be so much fun, Your Highness.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Thanks, Anne.
04:48All right.
04:49Write your hand down a bit.
04:50That's good.
04:51That's good.
04:52That's good.
04:53This is so unfair.
04:54Why can't I stay here with Gangan?
04:55Gangan's moving back home.
04:56I'm not.
04:57You are, Mum.
04:58You talked about this.
04:59Well, my new sauna's got a leak.
05:00And so they've turned off the water until Thursday.
05:03You don't need water, Mum.
05:04You entirely exist on sherry and talcum powder.
05:07So lame.
05:08Georgie, please don't be difficult.
05:10Why can't we go to Florida or something?
05:12I really don't want to see Darius.
05:15Come on.
05:16We're going to have a nice family holiday with our new dad, Johannes.
05:21I hate you for making me go.
05:23Hey.
05:24Where are your bags?
05:27Ah.
05:28When you're a seasoned outdoorsman like I am, you learn to travel as light as possible.
05:33Give me a dish.
05:34How clever that he can fit all his belongings into his pockets.
05:39This isn't the camper I ordered.
05:41Yes.
05:42I swapped it.
05:44This will look way better on the socials.
05:46Right.
05:47Okay.
05:48I had an ex who had one of these.
05:50Carlos.
05:51We used to drive it back from Spain every summer.
05:54With three pounds of hashish stuffed into the seats.
05:57Good times.
05:59Manus, darling.
06:00Let's go.
06:01Hi.
06:02I'm Johannes.
06:03You must be the guy who lives in the basement.
06:05Yeah.
06:06I'm envious already.
06:07The only guy who should be underneath my girlfriend is me.
06:13You alright?
06:14Mel.
06:15Okay.
06:16Fist bumps.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Amanda said it's okay if I catch a lift with you guys down to the campsite.
06:20Sure.
06:21Sure.
06:22Anything to keep my chick happy.
06:24Oh.
06:25Sorry about that, mate.
06:26There you go.
06:33I'll drive, baby.
06:34Okay.
06:36Okay.
06:37Right, seat belts on.
06:38Right, seat belts on, everybody.
06:43Oh, no.
06:45We're right on top of the toilets.
06:47How are you?
06:48You found us alright?
06:49Are you serious, Anne?
06:51Huh?
06:52We're basically camping on a septic tank.
06:54Oh, yeah.
06:55Sorry, Amanda.
06:56I would have been here earlier to get a better spot, but then my roof box exploded on the M3.
07:00Right, I'm going to need you to move your tent over there because I need this for you behind me for my Insta shorts.
07:05Oh.
07:06Just pop yourself over there.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Yeah.
07:10Okay.
07:11Yeah.
07:12Darius, come on.
07:13You heard the woman.
07:14Let's move the tent.
07:15Why?
07:16You go around the other side.
07:17Go on.
07:18Those abs and the babs.
07:19Isla has a temperature, so abs thought it best to stay at home.
07:22So it's just the three of us.
07:24Lads on tour.
07:25Woo.
07:26Hey.
07:27Look at this.
07:28Someone knows what they're doing.
07:31What do you Brits say?
07:32Full kit wanker?
07:33That's me.
07:34All the gear.
07:35No idea.
07:36Hey, Amanda.
07:37I really like this guy.
07:38Yeah.
07:39That's a...
07:44Come on, Anne.
07:45Chop, chop.
07:46Johannes.
07:47Oh, JJ.
07:48Thanks.
07:49Nice to meet you.
07:50You too.
07:51Now it's just me.
07:52It's a bit overkill.
07:53No, it's great.
07:54There's plenty of room in my tent if you want to bunk up with me.
07:56No, we'll be fine in here, mate.
07:58It's actually more spacious than it seems.
08:00Yeah.
08:05Johannes?
08:06Baby?
08:07Where's the loo in this thing?
08:09I don't think the older models have toilets.
08:11The one I ordered had a toilet, but you swapped it.
08:14What?
08:15But I thought that was the whole point of a camper van.
08:17I don't do public toilets.
08:19Heidi, hi, campers!
08:22Sorry we're late.
08:23Hey, that's convenient, isn't it?
08:25Right next to the box.
08:26I'll just go over here, shall I?
08:27Haven't I brought a tent?
08:28Oh, I bought it last night on the internet.
08:30I've seen one of these boxes somewhere.
08:32God, I need a sit down.
08:33Bloody miles from the car park.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Where's that chair?
08:38Oh, bingo.
08:40Mans?
08:41Can I plug into your camper thingy?
08:43Sorry, Fee.
08:44This is actually for my ring light.
08:45Oh, just posh it over, will ya?
08:47Morten?
08:48Yeah?
08:49Find them pre-mixed cocktails.
08:50It's much better to build a tent-a-half cot.
08:52Um...
08:53Oh, I found them.
08:54Great.
08:55Do you want one?
08:56Oh, yes, please.
08:58Thanks, baby.
08:59Morten?
09:00Could you try and coax Georgie out of the van, please?
09:02Yeah.
09:03She's trying to avoid Darius or something.
09:05Hiya.
09:06Is Della coming?
09:07Yeah.
09:08She's gonna join us later.
09:09Great.
09:10Says one of the freezers at work packed up.
09:13Says she's gonna get a taxi after service tonight.
09:16He's fine.
09:17He's fine.
09:18He's fine.
09:19He's fine.
09:20I've got Prime.
09:21I'll order another one for tomorrow.
09:23Just gotta find my...
09:24Not a real bang.
09:25I wasn't scared.
09:27Bryce!
09:28I'm off to find a tap.
09:43Oh, Jesus.
09:46Anyone want a glug from my bladder?
09:48No, Anne.
09:49I'm gonna have to drastically reduce my liquid intake in light of this no-toilet situation.
09:54There's a toilet literally there.
09:56I do not use public toilets, Anne.
09:58Can you move you and your bladder out of my shot?
10:01Yep.
10:02All right.
10:03Who faster's the kickabout?
10:05Anyone?
10:09Hey, JJ.
10:10Wanna take a look at my Bowie knife?
10:13Oh, sick!
10:14I'm pretty sure they're illegal now.
10:18This little thing?
10:19Nah.
10:20I was gutting gazelles with this when I was like eight.
10:23So heavy!
10:25All right.
10:26Well, I'm gonna go and find some firewood then.
10:28Ah!
10:29Firewood time!
10:30Right.
10:31Let's make this a little more interesting.
10:33The man who comes back with the biggest log wins 20 quid.
10:37A bit sexist.
10:39Don't you want to include the girls?
10:41Oh, sorry.
10:42Would any of the chicks like to come and collect some firewood?
10:45I rest my case.
10:46Boys?
10:47To the woods!
10:48Get out of my way!
10:49I saw good cops over there with a fallen tree!
10:50Isn't he the best?
10:51Okay.
10:52Who's got the biggest log?
10:53Oh, come on, Mal.
10:54You can do better than that.
10:55Look at JJ!
10:56Yeah, I'm just gonna collect some kindling to start the firewood.
10:57Mal knows he's not gonna win.
10:58Size isn't everything, mate.
10:59Throw telling that to your girlfriend, Twiggy!
11:01You all right, JJ?
11:02Yeah, sorry, mate.
11:03Oh, come on, Mal. You can do better than that.
11:06Look at JJ.
11:07Yeah, I'm just going to click some kindling to start the fire with.
11:10Mal knows he's not going to win.
11:12Size isn't everything, mate.
11:14Throw telling that to your girlfriend, Twiggy.
11:17You all right, JJ?
11:19Yeah, sorry, mate.
11:26My craziest time on safari in South Africa was probably swimming with a hippo.
11:31They're so deadly, but I like that about them.
11:34Sexy, isn't he?
11:35I'm supposed to have a real big, big energy.
11:37I am not the person to ask about that.
11:39I'm thinking of doing a hike tomorrow.
11:41Anyone want to join me?
11:42There's some standing stones about four miles away.
11:45Yeah, I want to do that.
11:46Right, let's do it.
11:47I think I'm going to hit a big man.
11:49Do you mind if I sleep in JJ's techno?
11:51There might be a bit more room, you know what I mean?
11:54Yeah, no, of course, yeah.
11:56Okay, boys, on your feet.
11:58Time for one last duty of the night.
12:00All the males are to piss around the perimeter of the campsite.
12:04What?
12:05You're in us.
12:06No.
12:07This will stop the foxes from ripping up the trash bags
12:09because they hate the smell of male piss.
12:12And before any feminists complain, it's biology.
12:15I'm sorry.
12:16This is not cool, guys.
12:18Yeah, we could just throw our rubbish in the big bins over there.
12:21That'll stop the foxes too.
12:22A wild piss is one of life's little pleasures, Twiggy.
12:25Can we stop talking about pee?
12:28Yeah, and please don't call me Twiggy.
12:30Ah, it's only a bit of fun, Twiggy.
12:34Can you keep it down, please?
12:35Some of us are trying to sleep.
12:36It's 8.15.
12:37Sorry.
12:38Yeah.
12:39I'm out of here.
12:41See you in the morning.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Look, Diego, just move everything you can to the other freezer
13:00and I'll call the refrigeration company in the morning, alright?
13:03Goodnight.
13:04Great, you made it.
13:07Why does it smell like a Vauxhall piss club out there?
13:14Delivery for the breakfast club.
13:16Yeah, great.
13:17Great bacon rolls, yeah?
13:18No, you're not meant to have fruit in the freezer.
13:20Thanks, mate.
13:21Thanks.
13:22Dale, it's Morten.
13:24Bacon sannies are here.
13:26God, you know, I thought that camping would be tough,
13:29but it's actually really fun, innit?
13:31Morten!
13:32No, you've got to use the...
13:34Right, I'm off for a shower.
13:36Don't knock me out.
13:37Help yourself to my bladder.
13:47Sorry, we're on shower.
13:51Holy mother of God.
13:58Okay, boys.
13:59Six kilometre hikes to the Standing Stones.
14:02JJ, you can bring up the rear.
14:04Little kids can go in the middle, and I'll lead from the front.
14:07Um, actually, I'll, um, I'll lead if that's okay.
14:10Ah.
14:11Okay.
14:12Somebody wants to be the head of the Pride.
14:14Can you read a map?
14:15I've got my phone, mate.
14:17It's the 21st century.
14:18It's not really in the spirit of orienteering, mate.
14:20Who cares as long as we get there?
14:22Let's roll!
14:23Bye, guys!
14:25Have the best time.
14:27Bye, Mum.
14:28Right, follow this path, fellas.
14:30See you later, my lady.
14:32Isn't he great?
14:33So, our dilemma was, do we try and cross the piranha-infested river?
14:45Oh, that doesn't sound good.
14:46Or do we walk back the same track where we saw the fucking crocodile?
14:50No.
14:51Uh-oh.
14:52Okay, we can go right just around here.
14:56Um, Ned, mate, you got your phone on you?
14:59No.
15:00Johanna said leave it behind because what goes on tour stays on tour.
15:04Oh, shit.
15:05I'll just get your girlfriend.
15:09All right, thanks.
15:10It's morning.
15:11It's morning.
15:12It's morning.
15:13Georgie, come here.
15:14Come on.
15:15Come over here.
15:16Darling, what is going on?
15:18I just want us to have a nice time and you're making it really remarkably unfun.
15:23I'm literally on holiday with my ex and you're rubbing it in my face with your new boyfriend.
15:28Well, newsflash, Georgie, I'm not having the best time either.
15:32I haven't urinated for 26 hours and I have a borderline UTI.
15:37And so I would really appreciate it if you would just stop moaning for 15 minutes
15:43and try and smash a ball up a windmill.
15:46Right, who's next?
15:50Look, could I run those, please?
15:55Yeah.
15:56Sure.
16:01Uh, sorry.
16:02Can we just have two of those, please?
16:04Sure.
16:05There you are.
16:07That's the stunt we passed before.
16:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:13Are we lost, Twiggy?
16:14No, it's fine.
16:15I think if we just keep heading up this track here.
16:17Okay, everybody stop.
16:19JJ, hand me the map.
16:21I know where we are.
16:22Well, you obviously don't because we keep doing loop-de-loops.
16:26Show me where you think we are on your phone.
16:29Yeah, well, I...
16:31I can't because the battery's up.
16:39Twiggy!
16:40That is too funny.
16:42Oh, my God.
16:43You've got to be kidding me.
16:44Why don't you say anything, Dad?
16:46It's okay.
16:47It's fine.
16:48It's fine.
16:49I'll lead.
16:50It's this way.
16:51Onwards!
16:54Yeah, you lot carry on ahead.
16:56I'm gonna go back to the campsite.
16:59Okay, Twiggy!
17:00Don't get lost!
17:0335.
17:0736.
17:0837.
17:17Don't look at him.
17:18Just concentrate.
17:2138.
17:2238.
17:23Yeah, I just sent you a video on how to reset the thermostat, Diego.
17:26Della!
17:27Della, are you playing or what?
17:28I'll call you back, okay?
17:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:33In camping, lush.
17:34Yeah.
17:35You know, I was thinking that we could take the summer holidays off and do a bit of a road trip round Italy.
17:40Are you mad?
17:41How do you think I can take six weeks off the restaurants?
17:44Well, you just do it.
17:45You're the boss.
17:46Yeah, exactly.
17:47I'm the boss.
17:48I'm in charge.
17:49Do you know some of the shit you come out with sometimes?
17:54I thought it'd be fun.
17:55If I'm not a chin or a double chin, it's a shitstorm, Fiona.
17:59Look what a mess it is and I'm only away for one night.
18:02I don't think you appreciate how difficult it is to do my job sometimes.
18:05Or any job.
18:08Well, I'm sorry.
18:11I thought it'd be a nice, fun family holiday.
18:14Maybe you should have stayed in your bloody kitchen over cooking your overpriced burgers.
18:18It's not even real golf.
18:23Focus.
18:24156.
18:25157.
18:26158.
18:27And?
18:28I think you need to step away from that alligator's hole.
18:29Yeah, I'm just gonna go back to my tent and have a lie down.
18:31Yeah.
18:32I've still got it.
18:33Ooh, John.
18:34I've still got it.
18:39Go back to my tent and have a lie down.
18:49Still got it.
19:08Can we have a word?
19:27You alright?
19:28I should never have come on this stupid trip.
19:30Yeah, I know how you feel.
19:32I'm having a bit of a shock on myself.
19:42I think my business is about to close.
19:45Oh shit.
19:46I massively overstretched myself with double shin.
19:50We're hemorrhaging money.
19:52I think we've four maybe, five weeks left.
19:56I'm shitting my pants.
19:58Have you done Fee?
20:00No.
20:02I can't tell her.
20:08I'm gonna split this antique ecstasy pool with me.
20:10Where'd you get that?
20:12Found it in my tent.
20:14It's probably been there since the last time I went to a glass.
20:16Didn't breathe, so...
20:20God knows if it still works.
20:22A lot.
20:24Oh my god!
20:32Oh my bladder!
20:38Thank you for the lift.
20:40I'm a pervert.
20:46I've been given a formal warning for ogling men.
20:50I can't stop myself.
20:52Oh, Anne!
20:54God, I've spent all these years repressing the fact that I should have been out there sowing my oats instead of marrying the first man who came along.
21:00And now it's all just bubbling over and I can't help myself.
21:04Oh, stop this, Anne. You're very many. We all are.
21:06Oh, speak for yourself, Fee.
21:08Is that what this is?
21:10It's your body getting rid of the last of your eggs.
21:12You're looking for anybody to impregnate you.
21:14Makes you an absolute horndog.
21:16Well, that actually makes a lot of sense.
21:18Thanks, Fee.
21:20That's...
21:21That's a relief.
21:22I don't even care about cock.
21:24It's got me too.
21:26Wow.
21:27Must be really hard for you being round here, Hannah, Anne.
21:30You know, cos...
21:34He's so sexy.
21:36Actually, no.
21:38He's the only man who doesn't arouse me.
21:45Oh, for God's sake!
21:47Would you stop drinking in front of me, Anne?
21:49Oh, come on now.
21:50Look, if you don't use the campsite loose, so be it.
21:53But at least try and have a wee in that copse over there.
21:55No one's going to see you.
21:56Just go!
21:57So desperate.
21:58Go on now.
21:59Oh, God.
22:17Do you feel anything?
22:18Nope.
22:19What was that?
22:20I'll go check.
22:23Oh, cool.
22:24Baby, you okay?
22:25Mom?
22:26I'm coming!
22:27Snake!
22:28Snake!
22:29Snake!
22:30Snake!
22:31Snake!
22:32Oh, it's a snake!
22:34Oh, it's a snake!
22:36Oh, it's a snake!
22:37Oh, it's a snake!
22:38Oh, that's not cool.
22:39Oh, it's not cool!
22:40Oh, I'm coming.
22:41Oh, I'm coming.
22:42Snake!
22:43Snake!
22:44Snake!
22:45This is a snake!
22:46Ow!
22:47Oh, it's a snake!
22:48Oh!
22:49What?
22:50That's a snake!
22:51Oh, I can't get it!
22:52I can't get you're picking it up!
22:53What?
22:54the jacket. What's all the screaming? You see this boys? Yeah, I'd put that down if I was you mate,
22:59that's an adder. You want to see a real adder? You should see the puff adders back in Kruger.
23:09Right, we need to get you to hospital. What? Keep your hair on Twiggy, it's only a silly
23:13little baby snake. It's poisonous, Johannes. What? Oh, it's poisonous, is it? Right, fine.
23:18Okay, well, better suck the poison out then, hadn't I? No, Johannes, don't. Johannes, please, stop.
23:23Are you filming this? And now you're just putting poison in your mouth. You should listen to him,
23:26Johannes. Mal's a gardener, he knows about snakes. Shut up, JJ. Okay. See, it's absolutely fine.
23:35Oh, my tongue's all fucked up. Oh, for God's sakes, Johannes. Right, come on, we're going to the hospital.
23:42I don't need to go to the hospital. You do, you come with us, please. I don't know if that's a good idea.
23:46Just to sit in the back with him, please. Oh, just go.
23:52Yeah, I don't need to go to the hospital. Yeah, well, fine. Okay, it's okay.
24:08Don't panic, guys. Don't panic. Everything's okay. Johannes, hang in there. We're nearly there.
24:14Mal, are you all right? Mal? Mal? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Can you turn that music up a bit?
24:22What? There isn't any music. Oh. Cool.
24:26I thought you bogged off back to Shin.
24:33Let's go to Morocco. Yeah, right. No, I'm serious. Let's go at half term. You, me,
24:37and Morton. Let's just go and eat to Jean and go to the souk and ride camels and it'll be amazing
24:43because it'll only be the three of us and we won't be anywhere near the restaurant and
24:47I'll turn my phone off and it'll be amazing. You've never turned your phone off.
24:56Fuck my phone. Fuck work. Fuck everything.
24:59Oh, you were right. I love you so much, baby. Are you serious? Here, take my credit card. Book it.
25:08Casablanca, here we go.
25:14Yeah, so I'm going to get my phone because it has all my passwords and photographs in it, so.
25:18Where is it? Locked it in that bush, mate.
25:25Yeah. Sick.
25:30Take the piss over here.
25:38I think there's bound to be clean toilets in the Bupa wing, don't you?
25:42You shouldn't be with Johannes.
25:46What?
25:46He's not good enough for you, Amanda.
25:51Well, I think you're in the minority there, Mal, because everyone clearly adores Johannes, so.
25:57Oh, God, sorry. Your, your hair is like it's made of golden beams of light.
26:06Can I bob your hair?
26:07Oh, great. Johannes says you can pop in and see me now. Great.
26:22You're right. I shall pop in.
26:34Hey.
26:35Hi.
26:35They need to keep me overnight. They said the venom from the snake that bit me was more akin to that of a king cobra. Isn't that something?
26:46Do you mind if I use your loo quickly, Johannes?
26:48No. Of course.
26:50I will be safe to travel back to London in the morning. The only thing is, it takes some time for
27:02the poison to leave your system. So, is it okay if I stay with you? Amanda?
27:09Of course. Amazing. It'll only be for a couple of weeks, a month max. Is that okay, baby?
27:18Great.
27:19Keep that up there.
27:33The brave soldier returns. How are you feeling, your highness?
27:38Oh, it was actually the worst they'd ever seen.
27:40Wow.
27:41But they said my body reacted so powerfully to it because I have such a strong immune system.
27:47Right. Yeah.
27:48We can get a guide to take us up the Atlas Mountains and have inquired about that Riyadh that Damon
27:53Alban uses every Christmas. And then I reckon that we just spend like ages just by the port,
27:58just doing nothing, you know?
27:59Ned, um, you don't have to do that, mate.
28:02No, it's all right, dad. I actually slept in here last night.
28:07What? Is everything all right, dad?
28:12Yeah, no, I'm good. Just a little bit emotional today.
28:15Yeah. I'm good, I'm good. That really touched me.
28:20Do you want a hug or something?
28:22Yeah.
28:29Good man.
28:30Listen, Johannes is going to come and stay with us for a couple of weeks while he recovers from his bite,
28:37but if you feel in any way uncomfortable about that...
28:40No, I think that's a nice thing to do. And if he's your boyfriend, then...
28:44Yeah. So you're sure that you definitely don't mind and you don't want me to ask him to go?
28:50Because just saying, I could easily break up with him.
28:53No, he's all right. Yeah.
28:54You know, he'll probably give us money, so...
28:56Yeah.
28:56Yeah.
28:57Right.
28:58Hey boys, come and say goodbye.
29:03Stay strong. You're a legend.
29:08A good man. Spend it wisely.
29:10I'm proud of all of you boys.
29:13I appreciate it.
29:14No, really. That's okay.
29:17Georgie, come on, we're going.
29:20Bye.
29:21Bye.
29:26I hate you for making me leave.
29:40I hate you for making me leave.
29:53I hate you.
30:02I hate you.
30:06I hate you.
30:07I hate you.
30:08I hate you.
30:08I hate you.