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00:03:29How are the kids?
00:03:35Are you sure you're all right, Nick?
00:03:39I'm fine.
00:03:41Just name that place after you, you know.
00:03:44The hell you've been through in there the last couple of years.
00:03:46You deserve better.
00:03:47I think someone's moving in next door.
00:04:01That's bloody quick.
00:04:03Well, did you think they were going to leave it sat there empty forever?
00:04:08It can't be doing you much good being cooped up alone in that house, to be honest.
00:04:13Why don't you jump on a train and stay with us for a few days?
00:04:16The kids would love to see their auntie.
00:04:18I can't.
00:04:20They knew me at work.
00:04:22Okay.
00:04:23Well, I'm sure the new neighbours will be lovely.
00:04:26Give them a chance, okay.
00:04:27Might end up with some new mates.
00:04:31Morning, Mr. Phipps.
00:04:33How are you doing today?
00:04:34I want the other one.
00:04:35I know you do, but Agatha doesn't work on a Tuesday, so you're going to have to make
00:04:40do with me, I'm afraid.
00:04:42Can you take these for me?
00:04:45Well done.
00:04:48She's got lovely blonde hair.
00:04:50Yes, she has.
00:04:52Beautiful backside.
00:04:53Oh, yeah, I know.
00:04:55You know, I don't like to ask, but I really need you to work tomorrow.
00:04:59It's about one day off, Neil.
00:05:01You need to hire more staff.
00:05:03I'm working on it.
00:05:04But you keep saying that.
00:05:05I can't help it if nobody's applying for the job.
00:05:08No one wants to grow up these days.
00:05:10Well, maybe you should raise the pay.
00:05:12You know, I can't do that.
00:05:16Look, I need you.
00:05:19More importantly, they need you.
00:05:22Nikki.
00:05:34Oh, that's right.
00:05:46I need you to win.
00:05:47Hmm?
00:05:49Shall we make hands game?
00:05:50Simon?
00:05:53Oh, that's right.
00:05:54Hi.
00:05:55Bye.
00:05:55Bye.
00:05:56Bye.
00:05:56Bye.
00:05:58Bye.
00:06:06Bye.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:08Bye.
00:06:09Bye.
00:06:10Bye.
00:06:12Bye.
00:06:12Bye.
00:06:13Bye.
00:06:17Bye.
00:06:18This is a very important visit now for John Higgins.
00:06:48He's finished just a little bit awkward, so he may just decide to come back up for the
00:07:05blue here.
00:07:06No?
00:07:07He's playing for the black.
00:07:08So, key shot coming up in this frame.
00:07:17Oh, look at that for a shot.
00:07:19Yeah, how's she looking?
00:07:47How long's this going to go on for, eh, Reg?
00:07:54Come on!
00:07:55I'm going to go on for, eh, Reg?
00:08:02Come on!
00:08:03I'm a fucking animal, yeah?
00:08:04I'm a fucking animal!
00:08:05That's why I'm a fucking animal, yeah?
00:08:09I'm a fucking animal, yeah?
00:08:10I'm a fucking animal!
00:08:11That's why I'm a fucking animal, yeah?
00:08:12Yeah?
00:08:13Are you fucking ready?
00:08:14Are you fucking ready?
00:08:15Come on, son!
00:08:16Let's go!
00:08:17Come on!
00:08:18Come on!
00:08:19Come on!
00:08:20Come on!
00:08:21Come on!
00:08:22Come on!
00:08:23I gonna fucking live!
00:08:24I'm a fucking animal, yeah?
00:08:26Are you fucking ready?
00:08:28Are you fucking ready?
00:08:29Are you fucking ready?
00:08:31Come on, son.
00:08:33Let's go!
00:08:34Go on!
00:08:36I'm a fucking animal!
00:08:38I'm a fucking man!
00:08:40Go on!
00:08:41Go on!
00:08:42Go on!
00:09:11Go on!
00:09:12Go on!
00:09:13Go on!
00:09:24Oh!
00:09:34Come on, come on...
00:09:36You've got to be...
00:09:40Wait...
00:09:42That is it!
00:09:44Oh...
00:09:46Oh...
00:09:56Oh...
00:10:06For fuck's sake...
00:10:16No...
00:10:18Oh...
00:10:35God, Dorothy...
00:10:37Are you okay?
00:10:39Oh dear...
00:10:40I'm sorry...
00:10:41No, don't be sorry...
00:10:42I'll get you warm...
00:10:43Where is everyone, eh?
00:10:45Use your legs...
00:10:46Use your legs for me...
00:10:47That's right...
00:11:12Hello?
00:11:13All right?
00:11:14Hello, stranger...
00:11:15I had your mobile earlier...
00:11:16Did you?
00:11:17You must have been on silent...
00:11:19Anyway...
00:11:20You sound much nicer on the proper phone...
00:11:24How are you doing?
00:11:25How's uni?
00:11:26Yeah, good...
00:11:27Just...
00:11:28Writing essays and all that...
00:11:29Just wanted to check in...
00:11:30Make sure you're alright...
00:11:31Check in?
00:11:34Your auntie's not been in touch by any chance...
00:11:36No...
00:11:37Hmm...
00:11:39Don't you worry about me, alright?
00:11:41Just focus on your uni work...
00:11:43You can get rich and buy me a nice new house...
00:11:46Yeah...
00:11:47I'll try...
00:11:50You got any nice plans for tonight?
00:11:52Just go in cinema...
00:11:53Showing The Exorcist on a proper old film print...
00:11:55God...
00:11:56If you hate that film...
00:11:59Mind you, I feel like the girl with the spinning head today...
00:12:02Why?
00:12:03Some lads moved into your nana's place...
00:12:07It was a riot old party...
00:12:10Now they slept a wink...
00:12:12Did you not tell them to shut the fuck up?
00:12:14Oi, language!
00:12:15No, I did not...
00:12:18I'm sure they're just excited...
00:12:20It being the first night and all that...
00:12:22You're some sore eyes today, I'm sure...
00:12:25Hmm...
00:12:26It's gonna be weird...
00:12:28Having someone else in Nan and Grandad's...
00:12:31Yeah...
00:12:51Hello, darling...
00:12:54There we go, Magie...
00:12:56Give me your food...
00:12:58There we go...
00:13:01In the air Nossa Sen78...
00:13:03No!
00:13:14In the air, Sam grows...
00:13:16Withด禁 12 its own time...
00:13:17No it's like, this is not a house...
00:13:19In the air, it's then a house...
00:13:21Oh, he's biganting...
00:13:22Ah, so weakly's beer!
00:13:25Wow, wow...
00:13:27You know, like the leaf is a giveaway!
00:13:29Oh, my God.
00:13:59Oh, my God.
00:14:29Oh, my God.
00:14:59You know what? You probably don't know whether you're just moving in, but the walls are really thin.
00:15:04And I just wanted to chat with you about the music, because last night I barely slept to read.
00:15:09Oh, well, sleep when you're dead, that's what I say.
00:15:12I don't really want to sleep when I'm dead. I'd quite like to sleep now.
00:15:17I've got to be up for work in the morning at seven.
00:15:19Oh, are you serious?
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21Fucking hell, were you that loud?
00:15:23Come on, were you that loud?
00:15:25My bed was vibrating.
00:15:27Look at that, it was fucking hell, my Jack, my Jack, Jack, she said that bed was vibrating, mate.
00:15:32That fucking face is weird.
00:15:33No, I just need my beauty sleep, do you know what I'm saying?
00:15:35You'll need more than a few hours kip to sort them bags out, love.
00:15:38What's your fucking mouth, you?
00:15:39What did you just say? Should she even be drinking? She looks about 12 years old.
00:15:43I'm 20.
00:15:44Look, I'll sort it out, yeah? And I'm sorry about it, mate. We've got class without you, yeah?
00:15:48If you want mine, yeah.
00:15:50Right, I'll just tell them, yeah? Just the music, yeah?
00:15:52Yes.
00:15:53Right, I got you, I'm sorry, yeah?
00:15:54Oi, turn it down in there, yeah?
00:15:56No, not up, turn it down!
00:15:58Yeah, yeah, nice one.
00:16:00That's fine.
00:16:01Is that perfect, yeah?
00:16:02Yes, it's great, absolutely.
00:16:03I'll turn it down more than I want.
00:16:04No, that's fine.
00:16:05I've got you.
00:16:06Anything you want?
00:16:07I've got you, you can turn it down.
00:16:08Actually, there is one more thing.
00:16:10Yeah?
00:16:11Yeah.
00:16:12Would you actually make it with a dog to keep it on this side of grass?
00:16:17It's just that this morning I nearly stepped on a massive pile of dog mass.
00:16:24Well, how do you notice his dog?
00:16:26No, no, I'm serious.
00:16:28How do you notice his dog?
00:16:30It could have been anyone's dog.
00:16:32Did you see it?
00:16:34Did you see his dog shit?
00:16:36I...
00:16:37I...
00:16:38I'm only joking.
00:16:39I'm pulling your leg.
00:16:40I've got you.
00:16:41I've got you.
00:16:42I'll tell him, yeah?
00:16:43I'll tell him.
00:16:44Thanks.
00:16:45I'll fucking sort him out for you.
00:16:46Alright, I hope you have a really...
00:16:47Alright, see ya.
00:16:48Bye-bye.
00:17:18Just notice your breath as it flows naturally.
00:17:28And notice how it moves like a soft wave.
00:17:33And how, if you listen closely, it can sound like one too.
00:17:43So I'm going to get to the movies.
00:17:45Yes, you are.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47You are not me too.
00:17:48You are really sure what is my dog.
00:17:50I'm hungry.
00:17:51This is my dog.
00:17:52I'm going to get to the movie.
00:17:53Yeah, sorry.
00:17:54I'm going to get my dog now.
00:17:55You are ready.
00:17:56I'm sorry, I am.
00:17:57Okay.
00:17:58I'm going to...
00:17:59Go ahead.
00:18:00I'm sorry.
00:18:01I'm sorry.
00:18:02I can't be confused.
00:18:03I was wrong.
00:18:04I'm sorry.
00:18:05I won't be right here.
00:18:06I can't be wrong, not like a toy.
00:18:07I'm not...
00:18:08No, I'm sorry that I'm wrong.
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:39I'm sorry, but what have we just discussed?
00:18:43It's four o'clock in the morning and the music is getting louder.
00:18:47Some of us have got to get off of work in the morning.
00:18:49Don't talk to me about a graph, love, yeah?
00:18:51I've done my fucking shit, all right?
00:18:52Right, well...
00:18:53What?
00:18:54Can you just turn the music down?
00:18:56What's your... Seriously, what's your fucking problem?
00:18:59No, no, look at me. What's your fucking problem?
00:19:01Are you allergic to fun or something?
00:19:02You're so fucking miserable, you know what I'm just...
00:19:04I've had a tough couple of years here, struggling with mental health,
00:19:06and I just want to sit back, relax with a couple of your mates here
00:19:10and just want to clear me out of some of the horrible shit that's in there, yeah?
00:19:12And I'm telling you this, you ain't fucking helping, are you?
00:19:15I understand.
00:19:16And I'm really sorry that you've had problems.
00:19:19Are you?
00:19:19I am.
00:19:19But if you don't turn it down, I'm going to have to call the police.
00:19:23Oh, it's like that.
00:19:24What, you're going to call the fucking pigs on me, are you?
00:19:27If you don't turn it down, I'm going to help you.
00:19:28Why are you going to fuck off, then?
00:19:30No, get the fuck out of my garden, you fucking goss.
00:19:32Go on, fuck off.
00:19:33Go on, fuck off.
00:19:34Oh, don't fucking be a drama queen, get up.
00:19:37What are you falling over for?
00:19:38Go on, fuck off.
00:19:39He told me to F off out of his garden.
00:19:42Right.
00:19:43And were you in his garden?
00:19:45Well, yeah, I was, I was, yeah,
00:19:47because I was just knocking on the door to complain about the noise.
00:19:50Well, you're back inside your property now?
00:19:52Yeah.
00:19:54And has he made any attempt to enter your property?
00:19:57No.
00:19:57Like, you're best fit really with noise complaints
00:20:01is to contact the local council.
00:20:04If it comes to a long-term problem,
00:20:05they'll gather evidence at home.
00:20:08But what about now?
00:20:10I need to sleep now.
00:20:13What, what are you going to do about the noise now?
00:20:17Madam.
00:20:17I need to sleep now.
00:20:47Oh, my God!
00:21:01Nicky?
00:21:03Oh.
00:21:05Hey, you need a ticket from 7am these days.
00:21:08Oh.
00:21:08It's a 50 quid fine.
00:21:09Sorry.
00:21:11No, you're all right.
00:21:13What are you doing down here at this hour anyway?
00:21:14It's usually only doggers before 8.
00:21:16Yeah, well, you see some mad things working in parking enforcement,
00:21:19let me tell you.
00:21:21Yeah, I'm not the man I used to be, Nick.
00:21:24Still, I wouldn't have had you down for a dogger.
00:21:27I'm not a dogger, Kevin.
00:21:29I'm just watching the waves before I go to work,
00:21:34and I must have dozed off.
00:21:38What are you listening to?
00:21:39Foggy FM?
00:21:40Foggy FM?
00:21:42It's Beethoven.
00:21:42My daddy saw us listening to it at breakfast.
00:21:46I couldn't bear it, but now I wouldn't be without it.
00:21:53Great movie, all the same.
00:21:55Beethoven, do you remember?
00:21:57The one with the big fat dog.
00:21:58It's not a fat dog, it's a St. Bernard.
00:22:01They're meant to be that size.
00:22:03Well, yeah, that's what my sister tells herself.
00:22:05It's still not right to take up two seats on a bus, is it?
00:22:08How is Cohen?
00:22:10Yeah, clinically obese.
00:22:12Yeah, it's official.
00:22:14Hey, I've got one for you.
00:22:16What's Mozart doing these days?
00:22:20He's decomposing.
00:22:21Did you get it?
00:22:26You know what, Kevin?
00:22:27I'm going to have to go, because I should really go.
00:22:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
00:22:34Hey, wait, no, wait.
00:22:35Let me give you...
00:22:36I'll give him a card.
00:22:38A new venture.
00:22:42Great seeing you.
00:22:44Yeah, you too.
00:22:45Take care.
00:22:51I hear you're leaving too.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04End of month.
00:23:06Me and my boyfriend are going to travel him.
00:23:08That's exciting.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:11I'm going to go to Australia,
00:23:13and then after that, we're going to go to Thailand,
00:23:15and then just...
00:23:17see how it goes.
00:23:20Just trying to travel as long as possible.
00:23:21I don't really see the world before we get old.
00:23:26Yeah.
00:23:30Could I pinch one of them?
00:23:32Yeah, of course.
00:23:35Didn't they smoke?
00:23:36I don't.
00:23:37Well, I did, but...
00:23:39I gave it when Liam was born.
00:23:4518 years ago.
00:23:46Oh, it's touching really nice, isn't it?
00:23:55Yeah, yeah, it is.
00:23:56Oh, dear.
00:23:57Oh, dear.
00:24:00Yeah, thanks.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07So,
00:24:10uh...
00:24:11Dude.
00:24:12That's probably,
00:24:12I guess I got it.
00:24:14My dad was gonna commence.
00:24:14I got it.
00:25:15Oh, fucking God.
00:25:18Get off the car.
00:25:20Are you deaf, you're one of fucking blind?
00:25:22I'm so sorry.
00:25:23I didn't even see you.
00:25:25Get off the fucking car.
00:25:30I'm sorry, Jackie.
00:25:31Oh, you're fucking blind.
00:25:38Watch all of that.
00:25:39Come on.
00:25:41Keep your hands up.
00:25:42Come on.
00:25:43Keep your hands up.
00:25:45Make it tight.
00:25:46Tight.
00:25:46Clocky.
00:25:47Like that.
00:25:47Yeah.
00:25:48See it?
00:25:49Like that.
00:25:49Keep it tight.
00:25:50Come on.
00:25:51One, two.
00:25:52One, two.
00:25:54One, two.
00:25:55Tight.
00:25:55Tight.
00:25:57Come on.
00:25:58Come on.
00:25:58It's the son of the police.
00:26:03That's it.
00:26:04Look at it.
00:26:05It's probably getting around the house, brother.
00:26:16I'm ready to have a good time.
00:26:18You ready, yeah?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19I want to get on it.
00:26:20Oi.
00:26:20Lovers.
00:26:21Come on.
00:26:21Lover boy, get up.
00:26:23Come on.
00:26:23Let's get fucking on it.
00:26:24Let's get the party started.
00:26:26Let's get the fucking blind started.
00:26:28Oi.
00:26:29Get the cocaine out.
00:26:49Hi, Mrs. Weeks.
00:26:53Hello, dear.
00:26:54I just wanted to talk to you about them next door.
00:26:57What about them?
00:26:58Well, they're a bloody nightmare, aren't they?
00:27:00I mean, I've been up for two nights.
00:27:02I think what we should do is all get together and talk to the council.
00:27:06I don't want any trouble at my age, love.
00:27:09We don't really hear them from our side anyway.
00:27:12Right.
00:27:13I'm sorry, love.
00:27:14Do come by and have a cup of tea, though, when you've got a moment.
00:27:18I'm trying to get some people together to complain about the new neighbours and the noise.
00:27:23I don't want to get involved.
00:27:25Don't bother me.
00:27:25Sorry.
00:27:28I'm trying to get some people together to complain about the new neighbours and the noise.
00:27:33Hang on.
00:27:35I need me earring aid.
00:27:48I don't know what I'm wearing.
00:28:13Oh, my God.
00:28:43Phil, I was really sorry about your dad. He's a good man. Not the kind of broke you expect
00:29:04to die, really. He seemed so tough, you know? When my mum died, he never really recovered.
00:29:18And not being able to be with her at the end, it was... It was heartbroken, literally.
00:29:34Well, my mum said it was a fantastic service. The finest funeral food she'd ever eaten.
00:29:50She said Christ himself couldn't have made a better buffet. And you know how much my mum loves Jesus.
00:29:58Well, tell your mum that Jesus didn't make the butties. I did.
00:30:04I got you something. A little present. For me? Yep.
00:30:26It's a violin. Yeah. What for? Well, you like classical music, don't you?
00:30:50Oh, yeah. I like listening to it on the radio, but I can't play the violin.
00:31:00Well, no, but you can practise, can't you?
00:31:04I don't know what to say. Well, you don't need to say anything now.
00:31:23So, erm... Well, are we going to go out after here or what?
00:31:26What now?
00:31:28Yeah. Two for one are near us tonight.
00:31:30I don't know, Kev, though. I think the cleaning lady's turned up.
00:31:35Bollocks. I will not have that. You look gorgeous. Come on, we'll show them a little shit till it's done.
00:31:41Oh, Kev, I've... I've got two left feet.
00:31:44Have you? Well, listen, I've got two right feet, so we balance each other out.
00:31:49Look, why don't we just go back to yours?
00:31:53Yeah, okay.
00:31:57Okay. Bedroom's through here. Make yourself comfortable.
00:32:01And I just need to use the bog.
00:32:04I'll be... three, four minutes max.
00:32:31Maybe, come on a second thinker.
00:32:32A bit more badly, honey.
00:32:33All right, let's go.
00:32:34That looks like something else here is not let tiene, obviously.
00:32:37But, we'll use the button longer too.
00:32:38Okay, let's go watch out.
00:32:39Who are you?
00:32:40And I'm using this?
00:32:41Who is this?
00:32:42Who is this?
00:32:43Who?
00:32:46Who is this?
00:32:48Who is this?
00:32:49Who is this?
00:32:52Who knew who you are?
00:32:53Shoot her, baby.
00:33:23For fuck's sake.
00:33:53For fuck's sake.
00:34:23For fuck's sake.
00:34:53For fuck's sake.
00:35:23For fuck's sake.
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00:36:45For fuck's sake.
00:36:47Good?
00:36:55You did good.
00:37:01Apology accepted Nigella.
00:37:04Great.
00:37:07Hi, it's Mark here, and welcome back to the podcast.
00:37:23Today's episode is going to focus on the best principles and practices for a great night.
00:38:19Oh.
00:38:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:39:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:44:17And exhale.
00:44:21Breathe in.
00:44:28And start to curl and lift your way up.
00:44:32Now, can you play a tellic sense of shot and stay in the driving seat in this frame?
00:44:58This looks like a pretty decent line, this looks like a pretty decent line, but how's the length?
00:45:10It looks pretty good.
00:45:13He just needs to be in the middle of the road, he just needs to be in the middle of the road,
00:45:26he just needs to be very careful here that he doesn't accidentally knock a red over the middle pocket.
00:45:28He doesn't want to remain in the middle of the road.
00:45:38So, he does not do the equivalent, he doesn't want to be in the middle and another, yeah.
00:45:41I'm going to go.
00:46:11Listen, Nicky, I know it was you that broke into my fucking house, you dirty fucking
00:46:20cow.
00:46:21Go away!
00:46:22I'm gonna call the police!
00:46:23I'm gonna call the fucking police, then!
00:46:25I would love it for you to bring the fucking police down, because you broke into my fucking
00:46:29house and you destroyed my fucking property.
00:46:32I don't know what you're talking about, all right?
00:46:34How did you get in?
00:46:35I bet you got a set of keys from your fucking dead parents, didn't you?
00:46:38Yeah, I'm all about you, Nicky.
00:46:40You cheeky fucking cow!
00:46:41Oi, give me the fucking keys, yeah?
00:46:42And I'll leave you alone.
00:46:43Just bring me the fucking keys.
00:46:44Oi!
00:46:45Just fucking ignoring me.
00:46:46I know you're in there.
00:46:47Do you fucking hear me, Nicky?
00:46:48Oh, you want to give me the silent treatment?
00:46:49All right, watch this.
00:46:50Oi, oi, Nicky that lives at the red door, yeah?
00:46:51Yeah, yeah, number four.
00:46:52Yeah, that Nicky.
00:46:53The Nicky who breaks into people's arses.
00:46:54Go on, tell everyone why you broke into my arse.
00:46:55Go on, tell everyone why you broke into my arse.
00:46:56Go on, tell everyone why you broke into my arse.
00:46:57I don't know.
00:46:58I don't know.
00:46:59I don't know.
00:47:00I don't know.
00:47:01I don't know.
00:47:02Yeah, yeah, number four.
00:47:03Yeah, that Nicky.
00:47:04The Nicky who breaks into people's arse, go on, tell everyone why you broke into my arse.
00:47:09What, you like breaking my property, do you?
00:47:12Fuck with me again.
00:47:13I swear, I'm going to fucking go nuts.
00:47:22You all right, Mary?
00:47:23Listen, next time I see you, Mickey, we're gonna have a little chat about the money you owe me for a new fucking sound system.
00:47:38Hey, don't come cheaply either, I can tell you that for free, do you hear me, yeah?
00:47:42Better sleep with your fucking eyes open, you fucking idiot.
00:47:53Come on, come on.
00:48:23Come on.
00:48:30Occi?
00:48:34Occi?
00:51:09Hi, Neil.
00:51:16Look, I'm really sorry, but I'm not going to be able to come in today.
00:51:22What do you mean, Nick?
00:51:23I'm just not feeling very well. I think I've got that bug that's going around.
00:51:32Could you not have let me know earlier? You're meant to be here in ten minutes.
00:51:36I'm really sorry. I meant to call you at seven, but I overslept.
00:51:42Well, can you not come in just for a few hours? We'll try and get someone from the agency.
00:51:46You were fine when I saw you the other day.
00:51:47I've got the sheets, Neil, all right?
00:51:48I've got the sheets, Neil, all right?
00:51:48Hi. You're due to Rachel's Hair and Beauty. I can't take your call right now, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you.
00:52:13I'm not going to be able to tell you.
00:52:15I'm not going to be able to tell you the other day, but I'm not going to be able to tell you the other day.
00:52:20I'm not going to be able to tell you the other day.
00:52:50I'm not going to be able to tell you the other day.
00:52:57Well, I'm not going to be able to tell you the other day.
00:52:59Well, let's get back to you.
00:53:00Reggie?
00:53:03Reggie?
00:53:07Reggie!
00:53:09Reggie!
00:53:15Reggie!
00:53:21Reggie!
00:53:23You looking for a cat?
00:53:27Have you seen one?
00:53:31Is it like a little brown stripey cat?
00:53:37No, I ain't seen it, mate.
00:54:07Ooh!
00:54:11I love cupcakes, mate.
00:54:21Can you smell burning?
00:54:23There's so many.
00:54:27Fuck!
00:54:29Ugh!
00:54:35Fuck!
00:54:37Huh!
00:54:39Huh?
00:54:41Huh?
00:54:43Ooh!
00:54:45Ooh!
00:54:47Ooh!
00:54:49Ooh!
00:57:21Hello?
00:57:22You all right?
00:57:44You look awful.
00:57:45Oh, thanks.
00:57:48Shoes off, please.
00:57:49Oh, yeah.
00:57:50Right.
00:57:50Look about the other night, Kev, I'm just not, I'm just not used to any of that anymore.
00:57:59I'm waking up in someone else's bed and just...
00:58:03Yeah, you're all right.
00:58:04Yeah, you're all right.
00:58:04You could have text back.
00:58:08I was half expecting to come around here and find a dead body.
00:58:13It shouldn't be the first time either.
00:58:16Yeah, you find a lot of bodies in the parking enforcement game.
00:58:19Jeez, that's a hell of a racket your neighbours are making for a Wednesday night.
00:58:23They go all night, every night.
00:58:29You know, I haven't slept since I stayed at your place.
00:58:32I've never taken any drugs, nothing like that, but I feel like I want any.
00:58:38Seriously?
00:58:39Seriously?
00:58:40Well, you can't have that.
00:58:41I think they've done something to my cat, Kev.
00:58:45He's not been back for days.
00:58:47What?
00:58:48Okay, well, I'm going to go in there and I'll have a word for you.
00:58:51No, I wouldn't do that.
00:58:52They're not very nice.
00:58:53We'll soon fucking see about that.
00:58:55You can't let people bully you, Nicky.
00:58:57No way.
00:58:58Let's see what they say to a brown belt.
00:58:59No, Kev.
00:59:00Kevin, they're really nasty.
00:59:01Yeah, well, listen, I'll teach them some manners.
00:59:16Stop it!
00:59:20Just take it!
00:59:21What the fuck is this?
00:59:22Go inside.
00:59:23No, I'm not being funny.
00:59:25I'll get you the rest, okay?
00:59:27I just want my cat back.
00:59:28I've not seen your stupid cat, you daft cow, yeah?
00:59:30I've not seen it.
00:59:31What are you banging on about?
00:59:32Hey, Matt.
00:59:34You know something.
00:59:35No one knows about your shit.
00:59:37Don't laugh at me!
00:59:39Okay, I'm going to go.
00:59:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:41I want to go in.
00:59:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:59:43What are you fucking doing?
00:59:44Relax, relax.
00:59:45You ain't going in me fucking ass, yeah?
00:59:46Relax.
00:59:47Are you fucking all right?
00:59:49What are you fucking doing?
00:59:50Have you lost it?
00:59:51I think you're fucking losing it, innit?
00:59:52You better get inside, love, yeah?
00:59:54Before it gets messy.
00:59:55Go on, get inside.
00:59:56You're losing it.
00:59:57Get inside.
00:59:58If you've hurt my cat, I will kill you.
01:00:05You're actually losing it, love.
01:00:07Love, I think you're losing it, yeah?
01:00:09I'm actually worried about you, love.
01:00:11Fucking crazy.
01:00:12Get in.
01:00:13Turn the fucking body watch out.
01:00:14What did I tell you?
01:00:15I think you broke my fucking nose.
01:00:17Good!
01:00:18I told you, didn't I?
01:00:19Not to go around poking your snout in.
01:00:21I was only trying to help.
01:00:23Help?
01:00:24You've made things worse, you specky twat.
01:00:27Alright, well then I'll just go then, will I?
01:00:30I wouldn't want to bleed on your fancy carpet.
01:00:33And don't worry about an ambulance, will ya?
01:00:35I'll drive myself.
01:00:37Get in.
01:00:38Kevin!
01:00:39Kevin!
01:00:40Kevin!
01:00:54Hi.
01:00:55You're through to Rachel's hair and beauty.
01:00:57Hi. You're through to Rachel's hair. I'm happy. I can't take your call right now, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you.
01:01:08Hi. You're through to Rachel's hair. I'm happy. I can't take your call.
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